Casually Explained: Alcohol

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  • @kaffohrt9858
    @kaffohrt9858 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23219

    "Finally reached legal age" "alcohol is expensive". Germans : visible confusion

    • @jakobwing9660
      @jakobwing9660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1240

      Kaffohrt yeah man all the 15 year olds drink here vodka included

    • @human1479
      @human1479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +273

      @@jakobwing9660 lul so True even funnier that im part of...

    • @jerieslawen5933
      @jerieslawen5933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1460

      all my german friends always complain abiut how expensive alcohol is in bars and such, they always prefer to buy their own drinks from supermarkets. Long live Rewe😂

    • @er278n
      @er278n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +802

      @@jerieslawen5933 rewe vodka + energy Drink "10 Euro = 3 drunk people

    • @a.b.c.d.e...
      @a.b.c.d.e... 4 ปีที่แล้ว +327

      eray feinster mindestsuff

  • @thijmendemooij1873
    @thijmendemooij1873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9432

    Best drunk quote of me: "wow youre so beatiful" "shit im seeing double" "youre double as beautiful"

    • @paint2932
      @paint2932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +645

      "Next thing I knew I was pregnant"

    • @mapotofulady141
      @mapotofulady141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +733

      Double pregnant

    • @hobohabsburg8447
      @hobohabsburg8447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Thijmen de Mooij what happened next?

    • @IStMl
      @IStMl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Meh

    • @willygrags4367
      @willygrags4367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Damn u definitely got some puss with that line right

  • @ignacio2018
    @ignacio2018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3126

    Anyone else got that, “you my homies for life” speech?

    • @blazn0
      @blazn0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Yes, yes I got that many times.

    • @TheSharpUHC
      @TheSharpUHC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      100% of the time

    • @angelr7330
      @angelr7330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      😭😂😂😂 fucking love that

    • @itriggerpeople4433
      @itriggerpeople4433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Yep I did that once, got shirtless for some reason and sent snaps to all my friends saying, "YOU ALL DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU"

    • @Printermechanic
      @Printermechanic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmaooo fr

  • @TheRealBigYang
    @TheRealBigYang 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5425

    I've been on the level 11 a few times, and trust me, the teleport is real.

    • @alexisloisel6476
      @alexisloisel6476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      I had my first teleportation last week, I think I was actually at level 13 lmaoo it was sooo bad

    • @lucbalr
      @lucbalr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      @@alexisloisel6476 One time I was on level 15 and it was so bad that I had a hangover for three days

    • @Tribelas5
      @Tribelas5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Yup it’s real and I would recommend I was lucky to have friends there but it’s terrifying

    • @BigBeerus
      @BigBeerus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Mines broken, always end up in my bathtub

    • @whsikye6358
      @whsikye6358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Gives me fucking panic attacks

  • @SadotTheGamer
    @SadotTheGamer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19316

    I had to quit drinking because I kept teleporting into vaginas that weren't my girlfriend's.

    • @ItsGamein
      @ItsGamein 5 ปีที่แล้ว +462

      Hehe 69 likes

    • @oneclick5895
      @oneclick5895 5 ปีที่แล้ว +690

      @Brett Bensinger i´d go with yikes. but alright.

    • @GabrijelSteiner
      @GabrijelSteiner 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@ItsGamein I was #420 hehehe

    • @Jdogg48
      @Jdogg48 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Now its 666

    • @Cricis11700
      @Cricis11700 5 ปีที่แล้ว +257

      Weird flex but okay 👌

  • @fabiansavona4531
    @fabiansavona4531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10613

    I always drink water between my drinks, russian water

    • @isabelle5673
      @isabelle5673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      lmaooo, I need some of that cuz I avoid water at all costs

    • @Mdoh503
      @Mdoh503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yes my g that is excellent behaviour

    • @Mdoh503
      @Mdoh503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Fun fact :Russian water is rather effective to explain ur virginity to your. Mummy

    • @chels-5457
      @chels-5457 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fabian Savona lmaooo

    • @giraffegiraffe810
      @giraffegiraffe810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Oh yeah I love drinking the water from Chernobyl and gaining super powers

  • @kekzealot3568
    @kekzealot3568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6974

    Alcohol: I am the most popular socially acceptable drug
    Coffee: You're so cute
    Sugar: Adorable

    • @Ihavethekenergy
      @Ihavethekenergy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +387

      As long as it's a caffeine addiction and not a heroine addiction, no one bats an eye

    • @DeclinedMercy
      @DeclinedMercy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +578

      Sugar isn't a drug though you'd die without it. That's like saying food is a drug. Obviously too much of it is bad for you but your biology requires it. Refined sugar though is pretty unnaturally potent.

    • @DeclinedMercy
      @DeclinedMercy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +321

      @@EresirThe1st you do need sugars, your body uses sugar in your blood (aka blood sugar) as fuel and you will literally drop dead almost immediately if all the sugar is pulled from your body. Your body is simply turning meat into sugar, you're not living a sugar free lifestyle you're living a low sugar lifestyle.

    • @yaboi772
      @yaboi772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      EresirThe1st your body needs sugar for literally everything it does. Sugars gets converted into something called Adenosine tri-phosphate (ATP) by your body’s cells through a process called cellular respiration. Your body then uses this ATP for almost everything your body does, from pumping your heart to letting you move your legs to walk, to breathing. Believe it or not, meats actually do contain small amounts of sugar. Excess sugar is stored in muscle fibres (meat) by insulin as glycogen (a larger form of sugar) in order to be used in a shortage. While eating too much sugar is certainly bad for the human body, as well as the wrong kinds of sugar, we do need it to survive. Moderation is key here, just eat healthy foods in normal amounts and everything should be fine. Hopefully this helps you understand :)

    • @yaboi772
      @yaboi772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Sugar is technically not a drug, as it is nutritionally necessary

  • @aspectoftheyeti1232
    @aspectoftheyeti1232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1990

    “Drink more water”
    *Accidentally drinks cup of Vodka*

    • @ArigatoPlays
      @ArigatoPlays 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Once I was gettting drunk with friends at a mate's house and this one girl was legitimately fucked, so I tried to get her to drink water. What I didn't know was that for some reason, the guy whos house we were at filled up a regular plastic obttle with vodka. I gave it to her, she took a big sip and immediately realized "Hey, this isn't water". This didn't stop her from swallowing the huge sip, instead of you know... spitting it out like a normal person. I was still surprised I didn't accidentally get her into the hospital with that, but I was more surprised by the fact she could just gulp down vodka like that.

    • @tanujkumar1576
      @tanujkumar1576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ArigatoPlays Oh Lord

    • @bunga9489
      @bunga9489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ooof

    • @Jhelil
      @Jhelil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Iklalz lol be careful next time, a guy at a party I went to did the same thing you did but she accused him of trying to drug her

    • @devren5990
      @devren5990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Grand Blue?

  • @lakshitdagar
    @lakshitdagar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7530

    If aliens ever came to earth these videos would be a good starting point for them.

    • @SnayVFX
      @SnayVFX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Lakshit Dagar boi we boutta raid Area 51 and teach them life

    • @jackson.denzler.
      @jackson.denzler. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      If they knew English...

    • @newbie5832
      @newbie5832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      They must be already drunk to come on this shitty planet

    • @naphy
      @naphy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SnayVFX I am from the future, no aliens were found...

    • @jensnys8973
      @jensnys8973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@jackson.denzler. they'll watch "casually explained: the english language" first

  • @ryanjaybriones1226
    @ryanjaybriones1226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7519

    "You teleport to new locations" that made my day hahahaha

    • @user-xb9fv9xk6n
      @user-xb9fv9xk6n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      happened to me last weekend... on my way back i suddenly stood on a cow pasture that was enclosed with an electric fence.
      cant tell how i got in there but the way out fucking hurt

    • @redwoodenjoyer
      @redwoodenjoyer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@user-xb9fv9xk6n I wish we could find security footage of that lmao

    • @hommhommhomm
      @hommhommhomm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@user-xb9fv9xk6n You too? Happened to me once as well, was in a garden enclosed by fence, there was a dog in there as well who seemed incredibly confused

    • @gobeyond3226
      @gobeyond3226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hommhommhomm lmao

    • @Tribelas5
      @Tribelas5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He’s right tough, has happened to me couple times it’s actually teryfing

  • @MisterSkaa
    @MisterSkaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +765

    My school administration is actively trying to destroy the party scene, but at the same time the dining halls serve hashbrowns until 2pm on Saturdays. They’re sending some real mixed signals here

    • @curranfrank2854
      @curranfrank2854 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I'd view that as harm reduction lol

    • @gabebarbieri194
      @gabebarbieri194 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You have school on Saturdays? College I assume?

    • @ChromieZone
      @ChromieZone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@gabebarbieri194 2 YEARS

    • @theofficialroyalz7790
      @theofficialroyalz7790 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gabebarbieri194 probably not but dining halls are alway open bro, half the campus relies on them for all of their meals

    • @gabebarbieri194
      @gabebarbieri194 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theofficialroyalz7790 Those poor souls that rely on the dining halls for their meals…

  • @ghshrksidhc5460
    @ghshrksidhc5460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4362

    Also alcohol is a great solvent! It dissolves marriages, friendships, families - like it did with mine! :DDD

    • @willotter4503
      @willotter4503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      F

    • @Nergal_Slayer
      @Nergal_Slayer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Also dissolving:
      -my sense of self worth
      -optimism
      -friendships

    • @granda3649
      @granda3649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I’m very concerned.

    • @Mic_Glow
      @Mic_Glow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Sounds more of a personal problem.. don't blame the tool :)

    • @trent2kg813
      @trent2kg813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      When your friend makes a joke that you actually tell they meant but you both laugh it off before it gets awkward:

  • @corysmith3338
    @corysmith3338 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6552

    level 10-11 teleport to new locations. It's so true though.

    • @tukxi3025
      @tukxi3025 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      cory smith been there done that

    • @sams9462
      @sams9462 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Your a good man beacuse you subscribed to pewdiepie i saluted to you sir i have respect for you sir

    • @EI_Greko
      @EI_Greko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      420 likes my favourite number

    • @AXELVISSERS
      @AXELVISSERS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At new year i had that lol

    • @gustavsmab4682
      @gustavsmab4682 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ye i got a 10 my firar time

  • @madytube33
    @madytube33 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5809

    Also starting at level 8.5 you magically have injuries that you have no idea about of how they happened

    • @mikeardiff5373
      @mikeardiff5373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      maxsight Random bruises and scratches. Always.

    • @ernestdude4074
      @ernestdude4074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      I had a big ass chunk slashed out of my ankle, I didn't notice it till the next day. When it bled

    • @logankandel846
      @logankandel846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@ernestdude4074 Had a big scab below my nipple that I didn't notice until the next day when I took my shirt off and looked in a mirror

    • @LasTCursE69
      @LasTCursE69 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Had a few of those lol

    • @noeliaurquizo4620
      @noeliaurquizo4620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I broke my nose

  • @fwdio1
    @fwdio1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2808

    The most drunk I've ever been was when I was 17 and I drank a whole bottle of Ouzo (A greek type of alcohol) which was 57% vol. I just woke up in the bath tub the next day

    • @jayden4249
      @jayden4249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +417

      Dude... Be careful... Alcohol poisoning is real...

    • @alexobregonbauluz3304
      @alexobregonbauluz3304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      legend

    • @kgmiller.
      @kgmiller. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      @@irgendeinname9256 I hate Ouzo. And I grew up in a half-Greek half-German family. At some point I just gave up resisting and was pulled into a world of ouzo-motivated sirtaki dances. And somehow I love it now, even though I still hate the taste.

    • @juliaanimates9765
      @juliaanimates9765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      woah

    • @cliffisfuckingawesome3508
      @cliffisfuckingawesome3508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      metallica can outdrink you

  • @illeatthat
    @illeatthat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +742

    Everyone gangsta till they look at themselves in the bathroom mirror; THAT is when you know how drunk you are

  • @SecondThought
    @SecondThought 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11037

    Alcohol: the cause of and solution to all of life's problems.

    • @subscriberswithnovideos-eg9kq
      @subscriberswithnovideos-eg9kq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Second Thought -Homer Simpson

    • @xxxdumbnamexxx904
      @xxxdumbnamexxx904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yes I know

    • @joeroganofficial5433
      @joeroganofficial5433 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I SWEAR I WENT TO THE COMMENTS TO SAY THAT

    • @Nauct
      @Nauct 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Plagiarism? Or does it not count because it's old and on tv?

    • @Youmu_Konpaku_
      @Youmu_Konpaku_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      666 Fucking likes I'm not touching this shit 7-7

  • @pjosullivan5163
    @pjosullivan5163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9602

    According to chemistry alcohol is a solution

    • @BoomerSooner405
      @BoomerSooner405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +383

      Yeah and meth is a precipitate

    • @athanassiospagalis913
      @athanassiospagalis913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@BoomerSooner405 woosh

    • @blakeskor8613
      @blakeskor8613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +456

      +athanassios pagalis when you have reddit and think you’re the shit whooshing eveyone

    • @thorben0154
      @thorben0154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      69 likes, nice

    • @athanassiospagalis913
      @athanassiospagalis913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@blakeskor8613 wOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOsHhHhHhHhHhHhHh

  • @gracedalton9546
    @gracedalton9546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    If you drink 14 shots of vodka at once you magically teleport to the ER and time travel 4 1/2 hours into the future.

    • @L6901Malice
      @L6901Malice ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol when it's bad u have 14 shots and still have to work in the morning

  • @patarcher9199
    @patarcher9199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    “You need to start worrying when your family doesn’t buy you gift cards to the liquor store.” LMAO

    • @alecnolastname4362
      @alecnolastname4362 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My family buys me gift cards to the grocery store, not knowing that the liqour store owned and operated by the same syndicate across the parking lot, accepts said giftcards.

  • @terrbear36
    @terrbear36 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4004

    Should I be crying before or after I tell someone I love them?

    • @GnosticAtheist
      @GnosticAtheist 7 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      When I was young I cried during as well as before and after.

    • @AquariusRisen
      @AquariusRisen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Terrbear Depends on the person you're talking to, and also how many people you've told the same thing to that night.

    • @warhorse1956
      @warhorse1956 7 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      It doesn't matter, if your telling someone that you love them, you're about 30 seconds away from laying face down in your own puke anyway. ;)

    • @mylusernameslJustin
      @mylusernameslJustin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Terrbear during

    • @Hot18Shot
      @Hot18Shot 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Depends on how much you want them to love you.

  • @hippieslacker6466
    @hippieslacker6466 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1754

    spent 10 years at 9.5-11 teleporting from vomit pile to vomit pile. 12 years sober, and i couldn't be more boring!

    • @noanimezone3149
      @noanimezone3149 7 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Congratulations man. :)

    • @hippieslacker6466
      @hippieslacker6466 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Thanks, not easy realizing its time to grow up, harder to do something about it

    • @Ownage4lif31
      @Ownage4lif31 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      hippie slacker I'm 19 years sober and I couldn't be happier.

    • @legendp2011
      @legendp2011 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I'm 23 years sober..........also I'm aged 23 and don't drink, does it still count?
      Nah but in all seriousness congratulations on staying sober, and keep up the good work

    • @hippieslacker6466
      @hippieslacker6466 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      I'm not going to lie, I still think about it every day. But now I have 2 girls who look to me to set an example, that keeps me on the right path

  • @DonnHowes
    @DonnHowes 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

    Alcohol and cigarettes addiction actually destroyed my life. I could remember several years ago after divorce with my wife which brought me into my disastrous journey on Alcohol and cigarettes. I suffered severe depression and mental disorder. Got diagnosed with cptsd. Not until a friend recommended me to psilocybin mushrooms treatment. Psilocybin treatment saved my life honestly. 8 years totally clean. Much respect to mother nature the great magic shrooms.

    • @laurj09
      @laurj09 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Can you help me with the reliable source 🙏. I'm 56 and have suffered for years with addiction, anxiety and severe ptsd, I got my panic attacks under control myself years ago and they have come back with a vengeance, I'm constantly trying to take full breaths but can't get the full satisfying breath out, it's absolutely crippling me, i live in Australia. I don't know much about these mushrooms. Really need a reliable source!! Can't wait to get them.

    • @SharonFalcon-fj7nb
      @SharonFalcon-fj7nb 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yes am very sure of Dr.benfungi

    • @DarlingtonFrancis
      @DarlingtonFrancis 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ive done shrooms last month in my house. It taught me how severely traumatized I was from alcohol. I healed from many mental traumas from my past and was able to forgive, let go. Shrooms to me is a remedy not a vice. I even felt more refreshed the
      morning after. So no hangovers. No
      depression mood for days. No anxiety.I now
      have a more calm mind

    • @nicholda436
      @nicholda436 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes he's Dr.benfungi. Shrooms to me is a natrual healer. I know a guy who has used mushrooms in the same way and they have
      really helped him. mah dudes have safe
      trips all.

  • @zdfsbnsdfn
    @zdfsbnsdfn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +691

    "You dont need to worry when people buy you gift cards for the liquor store, you need to worry when they stop buying you gift cards for the liquor store" I'll probably get this tattooed on me

  • @cortachurros4268
    @cortachurros4268 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1498

    Tip: CONSUME fucking water before going to bed when you have a fuck-ton of alcohol in your body, like, 2 and up to 4 glasses of water, is going to fuckig help you, just do it.

    • @flyingpenandpaper6119
      @flyingpenandpaper6119 7 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      true, but what if you piss yourself in the night

    • @cortachurros4268
      @cortachurros4268 7 ปีที่แล้ว +439

      then you don't have to worry about going to the bathroom next morning

    • @BrettWae
      @BrettWae 7 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Still better then a hangover. After drinking, water before bed is your friend.

    • @flyingpenandpaper6119
      @flyingpenandpaper6119 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      stoichiometric Well, I wouldn't be able to judge because I haven't drunk yet. How bad's a hangover?

    • @jadem.7227
      @jadem.7227 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Damn I wish I knew that a couple weeks ago.

  • @okietc1889
    @okietc1889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1501

    Not trynna flex but I can jump down 2 stairs

    • @reverie5760
      @reverie5760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      thats like 3 more than me

    • @fromans1734
      @fromans1734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Unhallowed Calculating...🤔

    • @reverie5760
      @reverie5760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@fromans1734 so clearly, I can only pull off an underwhelming 7 steps at a time.
      I know you could do the calculus yourself, given a couple hours, but I had to prove my life is worth at least SOMETHING

    • @fromans1734
      @fromans1734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Unhallowed You can jump 7 steps at a time? 🐱

    • @reverie5760
      @reverie5760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@fromans1734 mhm. you heard correctly.
      after all, 2-3=5, then when you multiply by 16, you get 7.
      7 steps. I thought you'd be able to calculate this by yourself, but clearly you don't have the mental brainpower. smh.

  • @jaykutts9664
    @jaykutts9664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    Remember.. you're not drunk if you can lay on the ground without holding on.

    • @jakub.zenata
      @jakub.zenata 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How did you mean that?

    • @TooFunkToDrunction
      @TooFunkToDrunction 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@jakub.zenata you can feel the world spin and you'll literally vomit if your body thinks you're gonna get thrown. Don't drink way too much ever

    • @kolbyf3352
      @kolbyf3352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@TooFunkToDrunction when I had almost a whole bottle of vodka i felt the world spin but that was because I pretty much 360 no scoped myself onto the ground then tried to stand up and proceeded to do the same thing again

    • @cammac9145
      @cammac9145 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Innit it's like when your on the floor the floor tips up vertically 😂

    • @professionalantichristhate528
      @professionalantichristhate528 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kolbyf3352 A few weeks ago I was absolutely hammered and fell on a large folding table breaking it in half.

  • @benjaminhedley9212
    @benjaminhedley9212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Once asked who feat was and why he was in almost every song.

  • @StoicDivinity
    @StoicDivinity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    "alcohol temporarily makes you think you can jump down more stairs than you actually can." sir, I've never thought that, not once. But I have jumped off a second story balcony into a tree while drunk because I knew it was a tangible achievement. Jumping down more stairs than I think I can? Never.

    • @daniel_960_
      @daniel_960_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Exactly lol. Been doing "parkour" and climbing stuff drunk, but I always know what I’m capable of doing 😂

    • @whsikye6358
      @whsikye6358 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah

    • @whsikye6358
      @whsikye6358 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Problem is

    • @whsikye6358
      @whsikye6358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I could make myself do that sober

  • @jebcar9618
    @jebcar9618 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1161

    My first alcoholic experience was a 8,5. I could "walk" but I couldn't remember walking and just teleport. The next day I had depression

    • @mananwashere
      @mananwashere 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Wait you were 8 or 5 or 85 or 13 ??

    • @kristoffersparegodt420
      @kristoffersparegodt420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      8.5 on the scale

    • @blanco7726
      @blanco7726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mine was 11. Pretty fun. Especially for the host.

    • @TheOnlyHollywood1
      @TheOnlyHollywood1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I always have depression

    • @MegaShrooom
      @MegaShrooom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TheOnlyHollywood1 no one cares

  • @hackermangage1703
    @hackermangage1703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    First date my fiancé and I ever went on was to her senior prom. She was 17 I was 18. I got shit faced drunk and ended up crying while singing sober by tool in the back of our friends car and when she said she doesn’t really have a dad I yelled “I can be your dad! No I can be your daddy!”

    • @seanski
      @seanski 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      that mustve been rough the next day

  • @logankandel846
    @logankandel846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    One time I teleported to the floor of my friend's bathroom, but my clothes didn't come along for the trip.

  • @SuperStreezy
    @SuperStreezy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2719

    11/10 is every other night here in England

    • @finnersz
      @finnersz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      Stuart we like to drink with Stuart, cause Stuart is our mate!
      and when we drink with Stuart, he gets it down in 8!

    • @sakketin
      @sakketin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Stuart Aren't you pretty much the most responsible drinkers in the British isles?

    • @SuperStreezy
      @SuperStreezy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Jamming InDaStreets if that's the case then my thoughts and prayers go out to those who drink more than us

    • @WoWOmegor
      @WoWOmegor 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jamming InDaStreets responsible compared to the Irish and Scots isn't saying much at all. I guess at least we don't go home drunk and beat our wives (the reason why there are so many damn alcohol laws in Scotland)

    • @OneSpikeyGuy
      @OneSpikeyGuy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *Laughs in Canadian and Irish*

  • @usun7521
    @usun7521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1328

    tips: 1) avoid mixing grain spirit (beer, whiskey) with grape spirit (wine), ideally stick to the same type of alcohol during the night
    2) increase spirit %, avoid decrease or mix. I.e. beer, then vodka. Not the other way around.
    3) if you don't feel well - try to throw up, it helps a lot
    4) drink couple cups of tea or just water before you go to sleep, take a shower, if you got some medicine dedicated to prevent morning hangover - take it.
    5) if you have such opportunity - eat hot high calories meal like mash + meat while drinking strong alcohol like vodka. Better to eat well first, avoid getting hammered on empty stomach
    6) avoid mixing alcohol and drugs and some medication like antibiotics.
    7) very important: do not sleep on your back and turn anyone drunk and asleep on their side - so they won't die drowning in their vomit.

    • @vaevictis2789
      @vaevictis2789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Nice tips, I can add that salty water like lithia mineral water or pickle juice(ideal) is better than just water or tea. And drink medical absorbents if you don't have special antihangover medicine

    • @ThatVIPYouLove
      @ThatVIPYouLove 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Just drink fuck tons lol

    • @Benni720
      @Benni720 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I usually dont remember going to bed after a night out, so the whole water thing and no sleeping on the back doesnt work

    • @noice2606
      @noice2606 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Wow, you must drink a lot

    • @T3HU
      @T3HU 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Don't drink and take medicine, depending on what it is it could kill you.

  • @kubahavlicek1933
    @kubahavlicek1933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Casually Explained: Downside of alcohol is how expensive it is.
    Me: Laughs in Czech Republik where bottle of vodka costs 3 or 4 dollars.

    • @techguy3424
      @techguy3424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Can get some cheap stuff in the US for $5-7 but you'll regret it...

    • @ForOne814
      @ForOne814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It costs more in Russia, I'm immigrating into CR.

    • @dymoster
      @dymoster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Je to snad nějaká pičovina, která ani nehoří

    • @huon7906
      @huon7906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's so expensive in australia, cheapest for 700ml of spirits is around 40 bucks

    • @kubahavlicek1933
      @kubahavlicek1933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dymoster Nehoří ale mě těch 37,5% alkoholu bohatě stačí.

  • @cutethulu_xo
    @cutethulu_xo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    About 9 years ago, I got blackout drunk on straight shots of whatever was in the house (whiskey, rum, homemade skittles vodka, you name it) and chased it all down with warm blue Mt. Dew. It was my second time drinking. It fucked me up so badly that I never took another shot. It took me five years to even begin to stomach mixed drinks. I don't understand how someone can get so drunk and be hungover for days only to do it again the next weekend. My body literally would not let me omfg

  • @SeanTheDon17
    @SeanTheDon17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    Morning of a hangover: “I’m never drinking again”
    24 hours later: “Where’s the Tequila?!”

    • @Keinehuel
      @Keinehuel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      But that’s the next morning, I think you might have a problem my man

    • @SeanTheDon17
      @SeanTheDon17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      noDehTtuOtuohS Thank you for the concern my friend but according to chemistry, alcohol is a solution.

    • @8888DeathThekidd8888
      @8888DeathThekidd8888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      noDehTtuOtuohS Jesus drank

    • @waiitwhaat
      @waiitwhaat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Keinehuel pfftt dont you know? he stood up the entire night and now wants his vodka at 8am! what part of it dont u understand! 😂

    • @hanswurst1525
      @hanswurst1525 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Based as fuck

  • @MReluctancy
    @MReluctancy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2043

    What's the recommend level you should be in your playthrough to start the intoxication quest? Also does it have any rare rewards?

    • @flatbg1
      @flatbg1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +289

      it has the semi-common reward of herpes.

    • @loudandlearnt1758
      @loudandlearnt1758 7 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      I add points to my beer pong skill tree. Gets me kudos :)

    • @jerrypie2792
      @jerrypie2792 7 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      Officially you're supposed to be somewhere around 18-21 to start the quest depending on your region, but most players find a way to start the quest earlier, such as tricking the alcohol dealers into thinking they have a higher level than they really do. A decent rule of thumb is if you have a high enough level to have access to it, you probably have a high enough level to do it.

    • @emmanuelgoldstein9806
      @emmanuelgoldstein9806 7 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      it can open up some interesting quest options but some of these are also tied up in debuffs, people in your party might not want to do these quests and find you having these debuffs annoying for playing through other plotlines

    • @dermeistefan
      @dermeistefan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Also put the first skill point into the "remember-to-put-a-bucket-next-to your-bed" skill.
      It is pretty much useless on higher levels but it is really helpful for noobs.

  • @PikachuComments
    @PikachuComments 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    1:42 me trying to sleep on Christmas Eve

  • @mattkokovnik2961
    @mattkokovnik2961 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Everyone: “teleportation is impossible”
    Me (in drunk): “you don’t even know what’s possible”

  • @mr.strugglesnuggle6668
    @mr.strugglesnuggle6668 7 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    "The downside of alcohol is how expensive it is"
    Yeah man, try Finland. Our alcohol tax is about +130% and the state has a monopoly on everything stronger than beer.

    • @5macvideos
      @5macvideos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mr. Struggle Snuggle brew it yourself?

    • @Musicfan0702
      @Musicfan0702 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@5macvideos you don't want to die by drinking moonshine. Methanol poisoning can be painful and deadly.

    • @Mybwain
      @Mybwain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      England is cheap. I could get quite drunk for £4,

    • @Mybwain
      @Mybwain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@oblightinized7811 I'm not drinking in a pub
      Local shop sells 4 cans of cider with 8.4% for £3.99.
      Even if you drank 4 cans of carling in one go you will be more intoxicated than you might imagine, but the bloat isn't easy to take.
      Boiiiiii

    • @matt4240
      @matt4240 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Musicfan0702 you're right and its important that people know the dangers of methanol. it is, however, very very safe if you completely understand the (relatively simple) process. in distillation, the methanol is called "foreshots" because it evaporates off first. basically the first cup or two of spirit that comes out of the still is deadly and the rest are perfectly safe ethanol.

  • @Skynexstar
    @Skynexstar 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2887

    Tangerine bank, so you're Canadian
    WE FOUND A CLUE

    • @jasonspence
      @jasonspence 7 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      I think in a previous video he talked about Vancouver. Casually Explained.... do you live here? CAN I MEET YOU???????

    • @YourPalHDee
      @YourPalHDee 7 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      his accent leads me to believe he's from or lives in Canada.

    • @Aurum.
      @Aurum. 7 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      I mean, in the university episode he showed off the University of Victoria website and the library, sooo..

    • @bruhbruh9990
      @bruhbruh9990 7 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      helicupter unless these are all false, well placed signs to lead us to the wrong idea

    • @JaZoN_XD
      @JaZoN_XD 7 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      He spelt "behaviour"... HE'S CANADIAN
      Also in the evolution 3 video he said showed he spawned in BC so.

  • @KevinShinwoo
    @KevinShinwoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    One of the first times I got blackout drunk, I claimed that I was in love with the toilet. I even had to explain to my friend that while I am bisexual, my feelings toward the toilet are straight because I see it as the opposite sex as me. Then I spent the next 10 minutes listing things you can't do inside a toilet, including but limited to: You can't read a book in the toilet, you can't brush your teeth in the toilet, you can't have sex in the toilet, and you can't play Pokemon inside of the toilet.

    • @smolglitch
      @smolglitch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      you cant make this stuff up

    • @KevinShinwoo
      @KevinShinwoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@smolglitch I completely forgot I wrote this comment...I'm dying all over again haha. I get pretty silly while drunk sometimes.

    • @smolglitch
      @smolglitch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@KevinShinwoo its understandable i forget i write half the comments i do and then i come back a year later and see how cringe it was

    • @kouron
      @kouron 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@smolglitch "you cant make this stuff up"
      on the toilet

    • @friedegg3732
      @friedegg3732 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      well to be fair the toilet is a whole, so unless youre a chick you could pass it as straight

  • @CheeseYourself
    @CheeseYourself 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Whenever I'm drunk, I do stupid stuff (telling people that I love them, doing weird party tricks, etc.), but then get a hold of myself and profusely apologize to everyone for ruining their night before stumbling away and crying into my pillow until I fall asleep
    I hope I'm not the only one who does this

  • @0ctorus
    @0ctorus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2783

    Weird, this video came out the day after I turned 21. I think it is a sign.

    • @vedaddel2714
      @vedaddel2714 7 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Get pissed by tomorrow

    • @_birdy_3800
      @_birdy_3800 7 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      Im so fckin glad i live in Germany where you can flood your brain with alcohol as soon as you turn 16

    • @Bob-wt1ql
      @Bob-wt1ql 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      in my country there is no legal drinking age

    • @isaakwang750
      @isaakwang750 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      DillersnaksernDK Drink when ur 15, buy when 16, Danmark stronk

    • @giro423
      @giro423 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      _Birdy_ Well, Beer and Wine, but I hear you.

  • @acaciablu
    @acaciablu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Alcohol makes me better at fucking up everything

    • @imBigo
      @imBigo 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too!

    • @Infinityc702
      @Infinityc702 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then stop drinking:/

    • @ServeraServera0
      @ServeraServera0 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You sure?
      Try shooting a rifle or driving a car with the effects of alcohol

  • @damascusraven
    @damascusraven 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    A friend of mine went to a Lil Wayne concert, got plastered, then woke up the next morning and didn't remember ANYTHING to do with the concert. Going there, being driven home, getting the tickets and planning with her friends, etc.

  • @code8217
    @code8217 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    As an alcoholic trust these rules..
    - Never chat when drunk
    - Never knock doors while drunk
    - The moment your vision starts spinning its the moment u fckd up up so go to the bathroom already you will throw up, drink water just let it come out the nausea will go fast away after it so just let it happen.

  • @jaquelintorres5422
    @jaquelintorres5422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4054

    I stopped drinking tequila cause it's bad for my legs....
    The get swollen??
    - no they spread.

    • @JackMeoff46
      @JackMeoff46 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      eyehaveeyebrows o Bottom of the barrel boomer humor

    • @dnil3356
      @dnil3356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Nice

    • @jaquelintorres5422
      @jaquelintorres5422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Nice

    • @UpperOne_
      @UpperOne_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Nice

    • @zruth920
      @zruth920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Nice

  • @akumpi
    @akumpi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    lvl10 = werewolf acting only on instincts
    lvl11 = master of arcane magic

  • @a.pro.crastinator7409
    @a.pro.crastinator7409 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I remember my first drinking experience, it was quite romantic.
    I was in a long distance relationship with a girl who lived in Milan and i lived in Saint-Petersburg. We were students back then too. So once we had some money for a short trip i bought her a ticket and a hotel room. One night we were just walking down one of the streets in the centre, nearing our hotel, and i asked if she wants to drink with me. I bought a bottle of wine.
    Our hotel room had a window with quite a view on the Nevskiy alley(the biggest one) so i put some pillows and a blanket on the windowsill.
    Drinking wine on a windowsill of the hotel in Saint-Petersburg with a girl from Milan is smth i never thought i'd do by 18 years old

    • @imrain2548
      @imrain2548 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like this one (:

    • @grim_2000
      @grim_2000 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Very romantic.
      St. Pete's is also a nice city for this, has this European Venice-like flavor

    • @milaki7722
      @milaki7722 ปีที่แล้ว

      Как романтично!

    • @a.pro.crastinator7409
      @a.pro.crastinator7409 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@milaki7722 все хорошее кончается)

    • @a.pro.crastinator7409
      @a.pro.crastinator7409 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@grim_2000 yes, it does! One of the few things i like about that city

  • @qwertyasdf4081
    @qwertyasdf4081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Lmao I had alcohol more as a kid than as an adult. My experiences:
    1: First time having alcohol, my mom had lemonade and lemonade flavored vodka, and she mixed up the cups and gave me and my brother the vodka while she drank the lemonade. My brother spit it out but for some reason I was an idiot and just drank it.
    2: My uncle has some beer and some wine, and he said “hey wanna try some?” So I said sure and had some beer and red wine. I hated the beer but the red wine was quite good actually.
    3: the police had showed up at my house and I was told to go into the basement. Me, my brother, and his friends were not allowed out, so we ended up experimenting with the alcohol and made some actually very good drinks, which had a very limey taste. Of course I tried some and I actually liked it!
    But because I have been negatively affected by alcohol all my life (from other people in my life drinking it and not being responsible) I didn’t drink when I was of age, or even try it after.

  • @Nosehimilyalt
    @Nosehimilyalt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1478

    i tasted rubbing alcohol when i was a kid. lesson learned

    • @juicyjfan
      @juicyjfan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Joshua W lool

    • @jaypehf4316
      @jaypehf4316 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Prismatic "Can you at least give us rubbing alcohol to treat our wounds?"

    • @spammuch3838
      @spammuch3838 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Joshua W nice description

    • @Ahhh714
      @Ahhh714 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Prismatic
      My brother knew a teacher who would get hammered off Listerine. He'd pretend to spit it out in the trash, but just ended up swallowing it.

    • @douglaslydial2198
      @douglaslydial2198 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Manufacturers purposefully put toxic stuff in rubbing alcohol to either make you sick or force you to throw it back up because it is a different kind of alcohol that is a lot more dangerous and could potentially kill you if you try to drink enough of it to get drunk.

  • @17millionpercocetplease61
    @17millionpercocetplease61 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Waking up after blacking out bugging all your friends about where your hat went, unaware that they saved you from getting shot, dragged you 10 miles, tied you to the roof rack to get you home etc

    • @MrCmon113
      @MrCmon113 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's their story, you shouldn't believe it uncritically.

  • @iBeckerHD
    @iBeckerHD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    #1 rule of drinking: NEVER fall asleep with ur shoes on.

    • @1000eau
      @1000eau 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why ?

    • @CautiousHaze
      @CautiousHaze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No idiot. I will lose them. Trick is to always fall asleep with your shoes on and your ass clenched

    • @avisco01
      @avisco01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think there are higher priority rules than that.

  • @I_Mark_Mills
    @I_Mark_Mills 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I had my first drink at 17 with two friends of mine. My best friend had just turned 18, and was able to purchase some shitty cider from Lidl. I remember it well!
    I don't drink too much these days, and I've stayed away from spirits since the first time I tried rum. Same best friend got a bottle of the stuff, and was pouring it for me like water. I felt alright, just super drunk, until I got home. The spins kicked in, I spewed up everywhere, and cried LOL. Never again.
    A couple of beers now and again is all I really need

    • @abbieminer8437
      @abbieminer8437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the first time i got shitfaced it was off coconut rum. i woke up in a recliner in different clothes, although the last thing i remembered was kissing a friend on the kitchen floor, and the last thing my friend remembers was seeing me passed out on the bathroom floor. funny now but so weird and disorienting then.

    • @MrCmon113
      @MrCmon113 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, you're supposed to drink less of it. If you drink two liters of tea you won't feel good either.

  • @nisseost1
    @nisseost1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1106

    I died at teleport to new locations. I actually died laughing. I'm literally in heaven right now. Nevermind I'm back at earth.

    • @sadjordann
      @sadjordann 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      You were drunk typing this huh?

    • @alexanderblack5626
      @alexanderblack5626 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mood Swangs yep

    • @imaybestupid9707
      @imaybestupid9707 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      KryoZeric Were you drunk typing this? Because it seems like the more sober you got the more you realized

    • @josiphadziegric3653
      @josiphadziegric3653 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      back *to earth...

    • @ambergirl986
      @ambergirl986 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How was it

  • @matiasmaril
    @matiasmaril 7 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    casually explained: flying united airlines

    • @prismancy7182
      @prismancy7182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Step One*
      Don't

    • @andy56duky
      @andy56duky 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@prismancy7182 step 2: slap a bitch

    • @sams9462
      @sams9462 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      True lad for subcribing to pewdiepie god job

    • @kiryu2000
      @kiryu2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Here at United Airlines, WE WISH A MOTHAFUCKA WOULD"

  • @kartoffelwillipeter3067
    @kartoffelwillipeter3067 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Normal people: Speak about two languages fluently and enjoy entertainment from around the world
    TH-cam: NeBEnbeI ErkLäRT aLKoHol

  • @liam3044
    @liam3044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Man back in high school I had this project for an English class that I hated so I tried drinking to get through it. Woke up at my friends house wearing a swimsuit in winter.

    • @qksf1645
      @qksf1645 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      AHAHAHA

  • @sapster1337
    @sapster1337 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Drink water through the entire night not just at the end. Water is a miracle cure when your drun. you or you friend dosing off, chug a glass of ice-cold water and your back in party mood in no time!!! Water when drinking is so underrated.

    • @grugerkaarme4898
      @grugerkaarme4898 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Also remeber to eat. I never have hangover when I've remembered to eat and drink a little through out.

  • @eukanuba98
    @eukanuba98 7 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    best thing i said drunk "damn i´m ok again. no shit the shisha is still 5 dimensional" and then i fell to the side and yeah

    • @MrJamesBig1
      @MrJamesBig1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Brent J. Cooper And?

  • @hellofrominside8524
    @hellofrominside8524 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I’ve never been more thankful for my youth than when I, someone who usually max’s out at three glasses of wine, had eight tequila/triple sec cocktails on my 24th and woke up without a hangover after 2 1/2 hours sleep.

  • @parker2771
    @parker2771 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    After having the most out off body experience on psilocybin, I feel my outlook and plan for my life has changed. I got so much work done in my head in those 6 hours, I really wish it’s that easy to get them here in Texas, I'll be very glad

    • @Samantha-yh8vk
      @Samantha-yh8vk ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Took 3 grams on my second trip and the visuals were almost nonexistent, but my god it was by far the most enlightening experience of my life

    • @amywilson7087
      @amywilson7087 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      [mycelium_doc]
      Ships psychs

    • @alyysonjohnson3322
      @alyysonjohnson3322 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tried shrooms two weeks ago only 2.5 grams and it was the most relieved and self accepting I’ve felt in a long time.

    • @Kelly_778
      @Kelly_778 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@amywilson7087 Where to contact him? Is it IG?

    • @Stephen-kt2nj
      @Stephen-kt2nj ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’ve been microdosing for years now and it was truly helped me with my trauma. It’s helped with my anxiety, depression & PTSD. Always respect the drug & understand what you want to take from it.

  • @julianmunoz5921
    @julianmunoz5921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    One time I got so drunk. The next morning I was in a different country

    • @nzoththecorruptor3690
      @nzoththecorruptor3690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ibadbayramov9927
      @ibadbayramov9927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Julian Munoz It is funny becoz I know someone who really did this 😂😂😂

    • @DHFreaki
      @DHFreaki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Happens often.
      I'm living in a border town though...

    • @alexanderqwarfordt2037
      @alexanderqwarfordt2037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Damn you probably had a lit night

    • @vebjrndrefvelin4873
      @vebjrndrefvelin4873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      When you live in lichtenstein and accidentaly take a step backwards:
      *Welcome to Austria*

  • @genccimane6704
    @genccimane6704 7 ปีที่แล้ว +552

    Damn Swoozie was off the scale drunk when he started super saiyan teleporting.🍻🍾🍸

    • @entropic6439
      @entropic6439 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Sapphire Dragon Thats exactly what I thought of

    • @PhoneticIHype
      @PhoneticIHype 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      BRUH I WAS JUST GONNA GO LOOK FOR THAT AGAIN LMAOOOOO

    • @kyliemccann7133
      @kyliemccann7133 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gencci Mane bru I thought I was the only one!!!!!

    • @pnkbnes
      @pnkbnes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @billypersistent6127
      @billypersistent6127 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wow, I was thinking about swoozie too. With his delayed reactions and black outs he reeeallyy shouldn't be drinking.

  • @autofigure00
    @autofigure00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When one of my friends pass out we put on their favorite music and it always manages to revive them, then we continue the dancing, singing, and shots if the night is still early.
    One time we could not get this one dude who regularly falls asleep eventually to wake up so we all carried him to his bed (its his house) the whole time period from him falling asleep and us taking him to his bed was 30min. After we put him to bed and went back out and resumed the music he came out 5 min later after being asleep for 30min and unable to wake up to us slapping his face, pretending like he's driving a manual drifting car slamming through gears (I was controlling his feet and another friendos had his hands and we both were making sound effects and such), and then us all carrying him to bed and all the good kind responsible things, only THEN did he finally wake up (we all hang out on Saturdays and it's a small group of 7ish people (3 couples and usually one other person) and we've all been good friends for years and years and we know eachother VERY well. But good times, and we all make sure everyone's doing good and doesn't do anything absurdly stupid or bad.
    Another time one of the GFs brought a bunch of subway uniforms they bought for $5 and so we all ended up wearing subway uniforms while playing some jackbox games.
    And another time we watched who killed captain Alex, Nigeria's #1 action film (a very good film btw, highly recommend you go watch it especially with a group of friends).
    And another time we watched John wick 2 (I wasn't there when they watched John wick 1) and we attempted to take a drink every time someone died. During the scene at the "concert" / night club thing somewhere in Europe he went on a 60+ person Killing spree. Needless to say those drinks became very small sips and I spent my time counting the kills before I could even manage to get any drinks in (everyone else kinda gave up because it was absurd).
    We also went through a period (a few months or so) where most of the parties we would just play rockband most or half of the night which was fun. We stopped because we got bored of it but now we miss it but we no longer own the drums, guitars, and the mic got stepped on at one party. My first time I ever 100% a rockband song (I was on hard but it was my first time 100% past easy cus I'd usually play medium but started doing hard to get myself used to it) it was on reptilia by the strokes while I was somewhat drunk and I was very very proud of that and blown away that I did it while drunk.
    Many many fun times and good memories.

  • @sorryimsosad
    @sorryimsosad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Time no longer exists and you teleport to new locations” is right.
    It’s literally like time travel. It feels like you blink and it’s been 4 hours and you’re suddenly in bed

  • @jacksonbertels1987
    @jacksonbertels1987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +658

    i’ve always know that the only way to get rid of a hangover is more alcohol

    • @michaelbaghdadi8333
      @michaelbaghdadi8333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Zesty Orange Chicken or bacon and egg mcmuffins

    • @tupacshakurfan9280
      @tupacshakurfan9280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      If you drink a beer or a cup or two of wine when you wake up after the drunk night you will feel.better. if you can drink without vomiting

    • @johnnywaffles2482
      @johnnywaffles2482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      You cant get a hangover if you're always drunk

    • @juanpls3856
      @juanpls3856 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      A nice glass of chocolate-milk with gin after a good night of drinking, h3h3...

    • @user-su9vz7ww6p
      @user-su9vz7ww6p 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Tupac Shakur that's actually a first (and pretty much a strong) sign of alcoholism. your brain starts to link "I drunk more" => "I felt better", and it leads to disaster
      you can just trust me, I'm russian

  • @DokaRyan
    @DokaRyan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    But have you tried our Windex Margaritas?

    • @MRSK1969
      @MRSK1969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hi , are you still alive ?

    • @jagooswell7993
      @jagooswell7993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@stopquotingme9918 "."

  • @RamadaArtist
    @RamadaArtist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "People who are exactly the same but can't walk properly"
    This is definitely me. I'd never been ice fishing before a couple of weeks ago but I have to assume that passing out for an hour on a lake when it's fifteen degrees outside is something I'd do normally, and had nothing to do with the bottle of scotch I brought with me. Getting back to the car, on the other hand, was way more difficult than it should have been.

    • @drivernephi7494
      @drivernephi7494 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      How did you not freeze to death?

    • @RamadaArtist
      @RamadaArtist 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@drivernephi7494 wear the right gear. I used to regularly snowboard at temps down to negative thirty, so my winter gear feels, apparently, like a super cozy sleeping bag at fifteen degrees.

  • @katicasey4610
    @katicasey4610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When I'm drunk I usually laugh uncontrollably, try to stand up and walk despite knowing that I cannot, and then cry because I'm cold and hot at the same time or I can't walk.

  • @Quicksaber
    @Quicksaber 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "where everyrhing goes blavk, time no longer exists, ans you teleport to new locations." combined with laying down on the street, paek and other shit made md laugh so hard

  • @topshaggerdavid3587
    @topshaggerdavid3587 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Once i was drunk and i tried to buy a beer of a guy for 100$....luckily that guy was pretty cool so he didn't sell

  • @sarahchang6217
    @sarahchang6217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    My most memorable drunk quote: "My legs feel like al dente lasagna noodles"

    • @cielledoux3805
      @cielledoux3805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me on the floor: "I just fucking love you guys. These are sober thoughts too man. I really love all of you"

  • @VulpinetideCuteTimes0w0
    @VulpinetideCuteTimes0w0 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The style of art and the way you explain things are so mundane, but that somehow makes it better.

  • @leilanimikulak6419
    @leilanimikulak6419 7 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    Casually waiting for another Casually Explained video.

    • @zleluzionzx10
      @zleluzionzx10 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Insta?

    • @em.4800
      @em.4800 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      thirsty as fuck

    • @emrefifty5281
      @emrefifty5281 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Leilani Mikulak whats the worst that could happen

  • @jynxx_mynxx
    @jynxx_mynxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    "and the only way to get rid of it is hash" - fixed

  • @frostycage6179
    @frostycage6179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    When I was 15 at a 11, I teleported to jail

  • @KARADTZ
    @KARADTZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Everytime i get drunk or high i get to like the best version of myself. Super friendly and funny. Sucks when i cant remember some of it lol. Good thing my friends record me.

  • @NATEDAWG977
    @NATEDAWG977 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1655

    Casually explained: religion

  • @eazion1958
    @eazion1958 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You know, a friend sent me a link to this channel... I'm kinda surprised of how truthful you're talking while being comical at the same time, and the relationship advices videos? Just... wow, spot on with a dash of humour. Subscribed man!

  • @daniel_960_
    @daniel_960_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Had a friend who got to the hospital basically at every party he visited lol. About 5 or 6 times.
    Basically could stomach everything but couldn’t control himself.

  • @abubabubabuba
    @abubabubabuba 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Whenever im drunk my friends would talk to me about their problems sometimes even hugging me, and literally thank me the next day for giving them advice.. i guess drunk me is a good ass therapist 😭

    • @stephenolder4552
      @stephenolder4552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Prolly more likely that they were drunk too

  • @ricardoploeger53
    @ricardoploeger53 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    The best drunk text I ever sent was trying to type “I’ve lost feeling in my fingers” but the best I could get after 4 attempts was “my feelings go ni get my fingers” the first attempt was “my si feliz go d i s my di si era”....

  • @Puss1man
    @Puss1man 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Looking back at drunk text convos is scary, it’s like someone else used your phone

    • @MrCmon113
      @MrCmon113 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Strengthens insights into anatta.

  • @henrybird7890
    @henrybird7890 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is literally the single best video on youtube

  • @aac2500
    @aac2500 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    First time I got really drunk was a few weeks before my 21st birthday. I just kept drinking out of curiosity. Wanted to see what it was like to be actually drunk, not buzzed. It was over a family member’s house where everyone always seems to get drunk even though we don’t plan it that way (Italian family stuff). I managed to not throw up, I just remember being super nauseous and falling asleep to make it go away

  • @ezekielsparadise4633
    @ezekielsparadise4633 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Time no longer exists and you teleport to new locations" this is so true😂😂😂😂😂

  • @calystic4851
    @calystic4851 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    my life is living for these videos

  • @Extion147
    @Extion147 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    In my country (Slovakia) you can buy a bottle of vodka (half liter) for 1,50 euro so the cost isn't a problem. But people drinking is!

  • @trevor4835
    @trevor4835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The passed out drunk friend stick figure lol

  • @jonisilk
    @jonisilk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    My family has an unwritten rule with alcohol. It's almost a right-of-passage.
    We allow the kids to get wasted at the first opportunity while in their teens, such as a wedding, or other family gathering... they're surrounded by family and family friends, so there's always someone to look out for them when it comes time to whip up a "pavement-pizza"/"technicolor yawn".
    They learn the hard lesson in the right company and understand their limits thereafter (in as much as teenagers can understand limits).

    • @MrCmon113
      @MrCmon113 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm 26 and I still haven't mastered that. Optimally you want to have a bottle of water and a bottle of spirits at all time to make fine adjustments.

  • @LethalByte69
    @LethalByte69 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The first time i got drunk i basically just sat in the corner of the party and listened to my own music with my eyes closed for about 2 hours before I left. I didn't talk to anyone, i didn't dance with anyone i just ignored people and they ignored me.
    Fun times.

  • @tracks6984
    @tracks6984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I teleported to new mexico and suddenly had a new family
    I knew my friends were pranking me so i said "ill go get some milk at the store"
    And left for seven yearsand myfriends still wont admit it

  • @mml5808
    @mml5808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:39 I laughed at this, New Year’s Eve I was in a field next memory I was in someone’s house getting sick in their sink

  • @s4iL_
    @s4iL_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    when i was 8 and tasted beer, i said "im never drinking alcohol, it tastes bad." and now here i am, several years later buying all kinds of liquor bc it tastes good

    • @YuranX
      @YuranX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol I tasted beer when I was 7 or 6 and it tasted delicious. I was so suprised some people hated it with a passion

  • @Heroics64
    @Heroics64 7 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    everyone I know including me for a long time ends up becoming dependent on alcohol or a substance to have fun or feel normal and escape from their problems. It's all good fun for awhile but living like that isn't sustainable and you start pushing away anyone who doesn't live like you do and usually those people are the ones who really care about you. Idk I'm much more impressed these days by people that can resist temptation and generate their own well being and do not need to outsource it to other people or a substance than I am impressed by how much alcohol or drugs someone can consume. In short it's a waste of time and money and more often than not those you hang with while doing all this aren't really friends.

    • @oldskoolgamer2012
      @oldskoolgamer2012 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      - Here!
      - What!
      - We found it!
      - Wait! Where!
      - Right here! The golden opinion is right here!

    • @imBigo
      @imBigo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Honestly I'm depressed most of the time and I used to drink during last summer and winter but right now I can easily live without it... Sure I don't have a girlfriend but still...

    • @Heroics64
      @Heroics64 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Bigo290 I had to stop seeing my girlfriend to get clean and a lot of my childhood friends. It's weird adjusting back to life without drugs but it gets better. keep it up man I completely encourage to stay on the path if you make sacrifices I seriously believe you will be rewarded In time even if it's not what you expect it to be. Cheer up! :) not to sound corny but look inward to make a proper diagnosis of what might be making you depressed, watch psychology videos or just learn more in general about anything, knowledge helps with this stuff. someone I could recommend is Jordan Peterson if you haven't heard of him check him out he's got a ton of great videos that could potentially have some answers. Just keep in mind whatever makes you depressed the solution isn't getting fucked up. that will temporarily make you forget or not care and give you the false illusion that it's a solution but it's not sustainable living like that and it's just a lie. Sorry for long and late reply lol I hope you are doing better.

    • @imBigo
      @imBigo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm not drinking at all these days... haha it's fine I'm probably just being a teenager :3
      But thanks, it's not like my depression is a depression itself it probably is me not being extremely happy. :P

    • @TheEtherny
      @TheEtherny 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well, that escalated quickly.

  • @LordArioh
    @LordArioh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    New Years eve tomorrow. Perfect timing.

  • @JoshFloor
    @JoshFloor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'd love to think that I am the version of me but better when drunk, while my sober self has just forgotten how to walk properly permanently