all my german friends always complain abiut how expensive alcohol is in bars and such, they always prefer to buy their own drinks from supermarkets. Long live Rewe😂
happened to me last weekend... on my way back i suddenly stood on a cow pasture that was enclosed with an electric fence. cant tell how i got in there but the way out fucking hurt
The most drunk I've ever been was when I was 17 and I drank a whole bottle of Ouzo (A greek type of alcohol) which was 57% vol. I just woke up in the bath tub the next day
@@irgendeinname9256 I hate Ouzo. And I grew up in a half-Greek half-German family. At some point I just gave up resisting and was pulled into a world of ouzo-motivated sirtaki dances. And somehow I love it now, even though I still hate the taste.
My school administration is actively trying to destroy the party scene, but at the same time the dining halls serve hashbrowns until 2pm on Saturdays. They’re sending some real mixed signals here
Sugar isn't a drug though you'd die without it. That's like saying food is a drug. Obviously too much of it is bad for you but your biology requires it. Refined sugar though is pretty unnaturally potent.
@@EresirThe1st you do need sugars, your body uses sugar in your blood (aka blood sugar) as fuel and you will literally drop dead almost immediately if all the sugar is pulled from your body. Your body is simply turning meat into sugar, you're not living a sugar free lifestyle you're living a low sugar lifestyle.
EresirThe1st your body needs sugar for literally everything it does. Sugars gets converted into something called Adenosine tri-phosphate (ATP) by your body’s cells through a process called cellular respiration. Your body then uses this ATP for almost everything your body does, from pumping your heart to letting you move your legs to walk, to breathing. Believe it or not, meats actually do contain small amounts of sugar. Excess sugar is stored in muscle fibres (meat) by insulin as glycogen (a larger form of sugar) in order to be used in a shortage. While eating too much sugar is certainly bad for the human body, as well as the wrong kinds of sugar, we do need it to survive. Moderation is key here, just eat healthy foods in normal amounts and everything should be fine. Hopefully this helps you understand :)
Once I was gettting drunk with friends at a mate's house and this one girl was legitimately fucked, so I tried to get her to drink water. What I didn't know was that for some reason, the guy whos house we were at filled up a regular plastic obttle with vodka. I gave it to her, she took a big sip and immediately realized "Hey, this isn't water". This didn't stop her from swallowing the huge sip, instead of you know... spitting it out like a normal person. I was still surprised I didn't accidentally get her into the hospital with that, but I was more surprised by the fact she could just gulp down vodka like that.
My family buys me gift cards to the grocery store, not knowing that the liqour store owned and operated by the same syndicate across the parking lot, accepts said giftcards.
I'm 23 years sober..........also I'm aged 23 and don't drink, does it still count? Nah but in all seriousness congratulations on staying sober, and keep up the good work
tips: 1) avoid mixing grain spirit (beer, whiskey) with grape spirit (wine), ideally stick to the same type of alcohol during the night 2) increase spirit %, avoid decrease or mix. I.e. beer, then vodka. Not the other way around. 3) if you don't feel well - try to throw up, it helps a lot 4) drink couple cups of tea or just water before you go to sleep, take a shower, if you got some medicine dedicated to prevent morning hangover - take it. 5) if you have such opportunity - eat hot high calories meal like mash + meat while drinking strong alcohol like vodka. Better to eat well first, avoid getting hammered on empty stomach 6) avoid mixing alcohol and drugs and some medication like antibiotics. 7) very important: do not sleep on your back and turn anyone drunk and asleep on their side - so they won't die drowning in their vomit.
Nice tips, I can add that salty water like lithia mineral water or pickle juice(ideal) is better than just water or tea. And drink medical absorbents if you don't have special antihangover medicine
@@fromans1734 so clearly, I can only pull off an underwhelming 7 steps at a time. I know you could do the calculus yourself, given a couple hours, but I had to prove my life is worth at least SOMETHING
@@fromans1734 mhm. you heard correctly. after all, 2-3=5, then when you multiply by 16, you get 7. 7 steps. I thought you'd be able to calculate this by yourself, but clearly you don't have the mental brainpower. smh.
"The downside of alcohol is how expensive it is" Yeah man, try Finland. Our alcohol tax is about +130% and the state has a monopoly on everything stronger than beer.
@@oblight18 I'm not drinking in a pub Local shop sells 4 cans of cider with 8.4% for £3.99. Even if you drank 4 cans of carling in one go you will be more intoxicated than you might imagine, but the bloat isn't easy to take. Boiiiiii
@@Musicfan0702 you're right and its important that people know the dangers of methanol. it is, however, very very safe if you completely understand the (relatively simple) process. in distillation, the methanol is called "foreshots" because it evaporates off first. basically the first cup or two of spirit that comes out of the still is deadly and the rest are perfectly safe ethanol.
"alcohol temporarily makes you think you can jump down more stairs than you actually can." sir, I've never thought that, not once. But I have jumped off a second story balcony into a tree while drunk because I knew it was a tangible achievement. Jumping down more stairs than I think I can? Never.
"You dont need to worry when people buy you gift cards for the liquor store, you need to worry when they stop buying you gift cards for the liquor store" I'll probably get this tattooed on me
Officially you're supposed to be somewhere around 18-21 to start the quest depending on your region, but most players find a way to start the quest earlier, such as tricking the alcohol dealers into thinking they have a higher level than they really do. A decent rule of thumb is if you have a high enough level to have access to it, you probably have a high enough level to do it.
it can open up some interesting quest options but some of these are also tied up in debuffs, people in your party might not want to do these quests and find you having these debuffs annoying for playing through other plotlines
Also put the first skill point into the "remember-to-put-a-bucket-next-to your-bed" skill. It is pretty much useless on higher levels but it is really helpful for noobs.
@@TooFunkToDrunction when I had almost a whole bottle of vodka i felt the world spin but that was because I pretty much 360 no scoped myself onto the ground then tried to stand up and proceeded to do the same thing again
Jamming InDaStreets responsible compared to the Irish and Scots isn't saying much at all. I guess at least we don't go home drunk and beat our wives (the reason why there are so many damn alcohol laws in Scotland)
Alcohol and cigarettes addiction actually destroyed my life. I could remember several years ago after divorce with my wife which brought me into my disastrous journey on Alcohol and cigarettes. I suffered severe depression and mental disorder. Got diagnosed with cptsd. Not until a friend recommended me to psilocybin mushrooms treatment. Psilocybin treatment saved my life honestly. 8 years totally clean. Much respect to mother nature the great magic shrooms.
Can you help me with the reliable source 🙏. I'm 56 and have suffered for years with addiction, anxiety and severe ptsd, I got my panic attacks under control myself years ago and they have come back with a vengeance, I'm constantly trying to take full breaths but can't get the full satisfying breath out, it's absolutely crippling me, i live in Australia. I don't know much about these mushrooms. Really need a reliable source!! Can't wait to get them.
Ive done shrooms last month in my house. It taught me how severely traumatized I was from alcohol. I healed from many mental traumas from my past and was able to forgive, let go. Shrooms to me is a remedy not a vice. I even felt more refreshed the morning after. So no hangovers. No depression mood for days. No anxiety.I now have a more calm mind
Yes he's Dr.benfungi. Shrooms to me is a natrual healer. I know a guy who has used mushrooms in the same way and they have really helped him. mah dudes have safe trips all.
Drink water through the entire night not just at the end. Water is a miracle cure when your drun. you or you friend dosing off, chug a glass of ice-cold water and your back in party mood in no time!!! Water when drinking is so underrated.
First date my fiancé and I ever went on was to her senior prom. She was 17 I was 18. I got shit faced drunk and ended up crying while singing sober by tool in the back of our friends car and when she said she doesn’t really have a dad I yelled “I can be your dad! No I can be your daddy!”
Waking up after blacking out bugging all your friends about where your hat went, unaware that they saved you from getting shot, dragged you 10 miles, tied you to the roof rack to get you home etc
Tip: CONSUME fucking water before going to bed when you have a fuck-ton of alcohol in your body, like, 2 and up to 4 glasses of water, is going to fuckig help you, just do it.
About 9 years ago, I got blackout drunk on straight shots of whatever was in the house (whiskey, rum, homemade skittles vodka, you name it) and chased it all down with warm blue Mt. Dew. It was my second time drinking. It fucked me up so badly that I never took another shot. It took me five years to even begin to stomach mixed drinks. I don't understand how someone can get so drunk and be hungover for days only to do it again the next weekend. My body literally would not let me omfg
"where everyrhing goes blavk, time no longer exists, ans you teleport to new locations." combined with laying down on the street, paek and other shit made md laugh so hard
You know, a friend sent me a link to this channel... I'm kinda surprised of how truthful you're talking while being comical at the same time, and the relationship advices videos? Just... wow, spot on with a dash of humour. Subscribed man!
As an alcoholic trust these rules.. - Never chat when drunk - Never knock doors while drunk - The moment your vision starts spinning its the moment u fckd up up so go to the bathroom already you will throw up, drink water just let it come out the nausea will go fast away after it so just let it happen.
I remember my first drinking experience, it was quite romantic. I was in a long distance relationship with a girl who lived in Milan and i lived in Saint-Petersburg. We were students back then too. So once we had some money for a short trip i bought her a ticket and a hotel room. One night we were just walking down one of the streets in the centre, nearing our hotel, and i asked if she wants to drink with me. I bought a bottle of wine. Our hotel room had a window with quite a view on the Nevskiy alley(the biggest one) so i put some pillows and a blanket on the windowsill. Drinking wine on a windowsill of the hotel in Saint-Petersburg with a girl from Milan is smth i never thought i'd do by 18 years old
A friend of mine went to a Lil Wayne concert, got plastered, then woke up the next morning and didn't remember ANYTHING to do with the concert. Going there, being driven home, getting the tickets and planning with her friends, etc.
Manufacturers purposefully put toxic stuff in rubbing alcohol to either make you sick or force you to throw it back up because it is a different kind of alcohol that is a lot more dangerous and could potentially kill you if you try to drink enough of it to get drunk.
Tupac Shakur that's actually a first (and pretty much a strong) sign of alcoholism. your brain starts to link "I drunk more" => "I felt better", and it leads to disaster you can just trust me, I'm russian
Lmao I had alcohol more as a kid than as an adult. My experiences: 1: First time having alcohol, my mom had lemonade and lemonade flavored vodka, and she mixed up the cups and gave me and my brother the vodka while she drank the lemonade. My brother spit it out but for some reason I was an idiot and just drank it. 2: My uncle has some beer and some wine, and he said “hey wanna try some?” So I said sure and had some beer and red wine. I hated the beer but the red wine was quite good actually. 3: the police had showed up at my house and I was told to go into the basement. Me, my brother, and his friends were not allowed out, so we ended up experimenting with the alcohol and made some actually very good drinks, which had a very limey taste. Of course I tried some and I actually liked it! But because I have been negatively affected by alcohol all my life (from other people in my life drinking it and not being responsible) I didn’t drink when I was of age, or even try it after.
One of the first times I got blackout drunk, I claimed that I was in love with the toilet. I even had to explain to my friend that while I am bisexual, my feelings toward the toilet are straight because I see it as the opposite sex as me. Then I spent the next 10 minutes listing things you can't do inside a toilet, including but limited to: You can't read a book in the toilet, you can't brush your teeth in the toilet, you can't have sex in the toilet, and you can't play Pokemon inside of the toilet.
“Time no longer exists and you teleport to new locations” is right. It’s literally like time travel. It feels like you blink and it’s been 4 hours and you’re suddenly in bed
The best drunk text I ever sent was trying to type “I’ve lost feeling in my fingers” but the best I could get after 4 attempts was “my feelings go ni get my fingers” the first attempt was “my si feliz go d i s my di si era”....
I’ve never been more thankful for my youth than when I, someone who usually max’s out at three glasses of wine, had eight tequila/triple sec cocktails on my 24th and woke up without a hangover after 2 1/2 hours sleep.
The first time i got drunk i basically just sat in the corner of the party and listened to my own music with my eyes closed for about 2 hours before I left. I didn't talk to anyone, i didn't dance with anyone i just ignored people and they ignored me. Fun times.
everyone I know including me for a long time ends up becoming dependent on alcohol or a substance to have fun or feel normal and escape from their problems. It's all good fun for awhile but living like that isn't sustainable and you start pushing away anyone who doesn't live like you do and usually those people are the ones who really care about you. Idk I'm much more impressed these days by people that can resist temptation and generate their own well being and do not need to outsource it to other people or a substance than I am impressed by how much alcohol or drugs someone can consume. In short it's a waste of time and money and more often than not those you hang with while doing all this aren't really friends.
Honestly I'm depressed most of the time and I used to drink during last summer and winter but right now I can easily live without it... Sure I don't have a girlfriend but still...
Bigo290 I had to stop seeing my girlfriend to get clean and a lot of my childhood friends. It's weird adjusting back to life without drugs but it gets better. keep it up man I completely encourage to stay on the path if you make sacrifices I seriously believe you will be rewarded In time even if it's not what you expect it to be. Cheer up! :) not to sound corny but look inward to make a proper diagnosis of what might be making you depressed, watch psychology videos or just learn more in general about anything, knowledge helps with this stuff. someone I could recommend is Jordan Peterson if you haven't heard of him check him out he's got a ton of great videos that could potentially have some answers. Just keep in mind whatever makes you depressed the solution isn't getting fucked up. that will temporarily make you forget or not care and give you the false illusion that it's a solution but it's not sustainable living like that and it's just a lie. Sorry for long and late reply lol I hope you are doing better.
I'm not drinking at all these days... haha it's fine I'm probably just being a teenager :3 But thanks, it's not like my depression is a depression itself it probably is me not being extremely happy. :P
My family has an unwritten rule with alcohol. It's almost a right-of-passage. We allow the kids to get wasted at the first opportunity while in their teens, such as a wedding, or other family gathering... they're surrounded by family and family friends, so there's always someone to look out for them when it comes time to whip up a "pavement-pizza"/"technicolor yawn". They learn the hard lesson in the right company and understand their limits thereafter (in as much as teenagers can understand limits).
When I'm drunk I usually laugh uncontrollably, try to stand up and walk despite knowing that I cannot, and then cry because I'm cold and hot at the same time or I can't walk.
When one of my friends pass out we put on their favorite music and it always manages to revive them, then we continue the dancing, singing, and shots if the night is still early. One time we could not get this one dude who regularly falls asleep eventually to wake up so we all carried him to his bed (its his house) the whole time period from him falling asleep and us taking him to his bed was 30min. After we put him to bed and went back out and resumed the music he came out 5 min later after being asleep for 30min and unable to wake up to us slapping his face, pretending like he's driving a manual drifting car slamming through gears (I was controlling his feet and another friendos had his hands and we both were making sound effects and such), and then us all carrying him to bed and all the good kind responsible things, only THEN did he finally wake up (we all hang out on Saturdays and it's a small group of 7ish people (3 couples and usually one other person) and we've all been good friends for years and years and we know eachother VERY well. But good times, and we all make sure everyone's doing good and doesn't do anything absurdly stupid or bad. Another time one of the GFs brought a bunch of subway uniforms they bought for $5 and so we all ended up wearing subway uniforms while playing some jackbox games. And another time we watched who killed captain Alex, Nigeria's #1 action film (a very good film btw, highly recommend you go watch it especially with a group of friends). And another time we watched John wick 2 (I wasn't there when they watched John wick 1) and we attempted to take a drink every time someone died. During the scene at the "concert" / night club thing somewhere in Europe he went on a 60+ person Killing spree. Needless to say those drinks became very small sips and I spent my time counting the kills before I could even manage to get any drinks in (everyone else kinda gave up because it was absurd). We also went through a period (a few months or so) where most of the parties we would just play rockband most or half of the night which was fun. We stopped because we got bored of it but now we miss it but we no longer own the drums, guitars, and the mic got stepped on at one party. My first time I ever 100% a rockband song (I was on hard but it was my first time 100% past easy cus I'd usually play medium but started doing hard to get myself used to it) it was on reptilia by the strokes while I was somewhat drunk and I was very very proud of that and blown away that I did it while drunk. Many many fun times and good memories.
Whenever I'm drunk, I do stupid stuff (telling people that I love them, doing weird party tricks, etc.), but then get a hold of myself and profusely apologize to everyone for ruining their night before stumbling away and crying into my pillow until I fall asleep I hope I'm not the only one who does this
After having the most out off body experience on psilocybin, I feel my outlook and plan for my life has changed. I got so much work done in my head in those 6 hours, I really wish it’s that easy to get them here in Texas, I'll be very glad
I’ve been microdosing for years now and it was truly helped me with my trauma. It’s helped with my anxiety, depression & PTSD. Always respect the drug & understand what you want to take from it.
I had my first drink at 17 with two friends of mine. My best friend had just turned 18, and was able to purchase some shitty cider from Lidl. I remember it well! I don't drink too much these days, and I've stayed away from spirits since the first time I tried rum. Same best friend got a bottle of the stuff, and was pouring it for me like water. I felt alright, just super drunk, until I got home. The spins kicked in, I spewed up everywhere, and cried LOL. Never again. A couple of beers now and again is all I really need
the first time i got shitfaced it was off coconut rum. i woke up in a recliner in different clothes, although the last thing i remembered was kissing a friend on the kitchen floor, and the last thing my friend remembers was seeing me passed out on the bathroom floor. funny now but so weird and disorienting then.
Man back in high school I had this project for an English class that I hated so I tried drinking to get through it. Woke up at my friends house wearing a swimsuit in winter.
There seem to be a lot of extremes in the comment section. As for the video, its quite accurate from my 4 years of experience with alcohol and college. I drink about every weekend, but I certainly don't look down on those who will never drink. Fact is, its expensive and if you are not careful it can take a toll on your body, GPA, etc. But to the pretentious assholes saying 'ur wastin ur life': relax. Alcohol has been around well over 2000 years for a reason, and man-kind is moving along just fine.
+Jeroen Verschaeve believe it or not, being a drunk is not actually socially acceptable (unless you're in college). Getting drunk a couple times a month is not being a drunk, but the point is it's not as socially acceptable to drink like crazy as you make it seem. Drinking alcohol isn't even physically bad for you if you do it in moderation.
Jordan Golde I wasn't stating my opinion, just acting like an advocate of the devil : D (if that expression exists in English). To state my opinion: I'm 18 in a country where 16 is the legal alcohol age, and people usually start drinking a year beforehand. I, myself, do not like the taste, so I don't drink it, but I'm not fundamentally against it. However, I am against ruining your life because of overuse, which some of my friends have clearly started doing.
"People who are exactly the same but can't walk properly" This is definitely me. I'd never been ice fishing before a couple of weeks ago but I have to assume that passing out for an hour on a lake when it's fifteen degrees outside is something I'd do normally, and had nothing to do with the bottle of scotch I brought with me. Getting back to the car, on the other hand, was way more difficult than it should have been.
@@drivernephi7494 wear the right gear. I used to regularly snowboard at temps down to negative thirty, so my winter gear feels, apparently, like a super cozy sleeping bag at fifteen degrees.
Everytime i get drunk or high i get to like the best version of myself. Super friendly and funny. Sucks when i cant remember some of it lol. Good thing my friends record me.
My first time was memorable, and it was great. Every time from then I kept ending up at 8 to 9, and loved it. My family was big into parties, so I was getting drunk a lot, and it did worry me a bit, but I'd not drink between parties, so I think I was fine. Only ever once got to 11, at a restaurant where I didn't realise my glass was being refilled every time I looked away, so I ended up drinking two bottles of wine on my own. And as people know, food weakens alcohol, and this place was TERRIBLE as far as speed was concerned. I spent over an hour with an empty stomach, even though the meals had been ordered before we arrived (If i am remembering this right) In the end my memories go very, off. Just thinking back to them now makes me feel dizzy and sick. It's been my one and only time ever losing my memory at a party. I've always been really careful not to go beyond 10, even when people keep offering me free drinks I know when to stop. But in my experience the biggest problem is other people, they'll find ways to trick you into drinking more. Always be wary and cautious of drinking games and such if you've already had a bunch. Once you know you've hit that sweet spot, switch to water right away. Just by holding that glass of water you'll typically not be offered more alcohol, or get tempted to have another drink. I never have hangovers anymore.
when i was 8 and tasted beer, i said "im never drinking alcohol, it tastes bad." and now here i am, several years later buying all kinds of liquor bc it tastes good
Had a friend who got to the hospital basically at every party he visited lol. About 5 or 6 times. Basically could stomach everything but couldn’t control himself.
I don't like alcohol. Tried it a few times and there's nothing good about it. Doesn't help any of my problems... doesn't fix my sleep problems, doesn't really help with pain, doesn't allow me to think clearer, only cool thing it does is give me auditory hallucinations where I can hear voices. Other than that last reason I got no reason to do alcohol.
Whenever im drunk my friends would talk to me about their problems sometimes even hugging me, and literally thank me the next day for giving them advice.. i guess drunk me is a good ass therapist 😭
I teleported to new mexico and suddenly had a new family I knew my friends were pranking me so i said "ill go get some milk at the store" And left for seven yearsand myfriends still wont admit it
Fun Fact: In Texas, it is legal for a minor to drink alcohol as long as the parent or guardian is present and has given the child permission. can't think of a more texan thing tbh
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"Finally reached legal age" "alcohol is expensive". Germans : visible confusion
Kaffohrt yeah man all the 15 year olds drink here vodka included
@@jakobwing9660 lul so True even funnier that im part of...
all my german friends always complain abiut how expensive alcohol is in bars and such, they always prefer to buy their own drinks from supermarkets. Long live Rewe😂
@@jerieslawen5933 rewe vodka + energy Drink "10 Euro = 3 drunk people
eray feinster mindestsuff
If aliens ever came to earth these videos would be a good starting point for them.
Lakshit Dagar boi we boutta raid Area 51 and teach them life
If they knew English...
They must be already drunk to come on this shitty planet
@@SnayVFX I am from the future, no aliens were found...
@@jackson.denzler. they'll watch "casually explained: the english language" first
Best drunk quote of me: "wow youre so beatiful" "shit im seeing double" "youre double as beautiful"
"Next thing I knew I was pregnant"
Double pregnant
Meh
Damn u definitely got some puss with that line right
i'm gonna steal this if i manage to remember it when i'm drunk
I've been on the level 11 a few times, and trust me, the teleport is real.
I had my first teleportation last week, I think I was actually at level 13 lmaoo it was sooo bad
@@alexisloisel6476 One time I was on level 15 and it was so bad that I had a hangover for three days
Yup it’s real and I would recommend I was lucky to have friends there but it’s terrifying
Mines broken, always end up in my bathtub
Gives me fucking panic attacks
"You teleport to new locations" that made my day hahahaha
happened to me last weekend... on my way back i suddenly stood on a cow pasture that was enclosed with an electric fence.
cant tell how i got in there but the way out fucking hurt
@@ζεζτζεζ I wish we could find security footage of that lmao
@@ζεζτζεζ You too? Happened to me once as well, was in a garden enclosed by fence, there was a dog in there as well who seemed incredibly confused
@@hommhommhomm lmao
He’s right tough, has happened to me couple times it’s actually teryfing
Alcohol: the cause of and solution to all of life's problems.
Second Thought -Homer Simpson
Yes I know
I SWEAR I WENT TO THE COMMENTS TO SAY THAT
Plagiarism? Or does it not count because it's old and on tv?
666 Fucking likes I'm not touching this shit 7-7
Also starting at level 8.5 you magically have injuries that you have no idea about of how they happened
maxsight Random bruises and scratches. Always.
I had a big ass chunk slashed out of my ankle, I didn't notice it till the next day. When it bled
@@ernestdude4074 Had a big scab below my nipple that I didn't notice until the next day when I took my shirt off and looked in a mirror
Had a few of those lol
I broke my nose
Anyone else got that, “you my homies for life” speech?
Yes, yes I got that many times.
100% of the time
😭😂😂😂 fucking love that
Yep I did that once, got shirtless for some reason and sent snaps to all my friends saying, "YOU ALL DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU"
Lmaooo fr
level 10-11 teleport to new locations. It's so true though.
cory smith been there done that
Your a good man beacuse you subscribed to pewdiepie i saluted to you sir i have respect for you sir
420 likes my favourite number
At new year i had that lol
Ye i got a 10 my firar time
I always drink water between my drinks, russian water
lmaooo, I need some of that cuz I avoid water at all costs
Yes my g that is excellent behaviour
Fun fact :Russian water is rather effective to explain ur virginity to your. Mummy
Fabian Savona lmaooo
Oh yeah I love drinking the water from Chernobyl and gaining super powers
I had to quit drinking because I kept teleporting into vaginas that weren't my girlfriend's.
Hehe 69 likes
@Brett Bensinger i´d go with yikes. but alright.
@@ItsGamein I was #420 hehehe
Now its 666
Weird flex but okay 👌
Also alcohol is a great solvent! It dissolves marriages, friendships, families - like it did with mine! :DDD
F
Also dissolving:
-my sense of self worth
-optimism
-friendships
I’m very concerned.
Sounds more of a personal problem.. don't blame the tool :)
When your friend makes a joke that you actually tell they meant but you both laugh it off before it gets awkward:
According to chemistry alcohol is a solution
Yeah and meth is a precipitate
@@BoomerSooner405 woosh
+athanassios pagalis when you have reddit and think you’re the shit whooshing eveyone
69 likes, nice
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The most drunk I've ever been was when I was 17 and I drank a whole bottle of Ouzo (A greek type of alcohol) which was 57% vol. I just woke up in the bath tub the next day
Dude... Be careful... Alcohol poisoning is real...
legend
@@irgendeinname9256 I hate Ouzo. And I grew up in a half-Greek half-German family. At some point I just gave up resisting and was pulled into a world of ouzo-motivated sirtaki dances. And somehow I love it now, even though I still hate the taste.
woah
metallica can outdrink you
My school administration is actively trying to destroy the party scene, but at the same time the dining halls serve hashbrowns until 2pm on Saturdays. They’re sending some real mixed signals here
I'd view that as harm reduction lol
You have school on Saturdays? College I assume?
@@gabebarbieri194 2 YEARS
@@gabebarbieri194 probably not but dining halls are alway open bro, half the campus relies on them for all of their meals
@@theofficialroyalz7790 Those poor souls that rely on the dining halls for their meals…
Alcohol: I am the most popular socially acceptable drug
Coffee: You're so cute
Sugar: Adorable
As long as it's a caffeine addiction and not a heroine addiction, no one bats an eye
Sugar isn't a drug though you'd die without it. That's like saying food is a drug. Obviously too much of it is bad for you but your biology requires it. Refined sugar though is pretty unnaturally potent.
@@EresirThe1st you do need sugars, your body uses sugar in your blood (aka blood sugar) as fuel and you will literally drop dead almost immediately if all the sugar is pulled from your body. Your body is simply turning meat into sugar, you're not living a sugar free lifestyle you're living a low sugar lifestyle.
EresirThe1st your body needs sugar for literally everything it does. Sugars gets converted into something called Adenosine tri-phosphate (ATP) by your body’s cells through a process called cellular respiration. Your body then uses this ATP for almost everything your body does, from pumping your heart to letting you move your legs to walk, to breathing. Believe it or not, meats actually do contain small amounts of sugar. Excess sugar is stored in muscle fibres (meat) by insulin as glycogen (a larger form of sugar) in order to be used in a shortage. While eating too much sugar is certainly bad for the human body, as well as the wrong kinds of sugar, we do need it to survive. Moderation is key here, just eat healthy foods in normal amounts and everything should be fine. Hopefully this helps you understand :)
Sugar is technically not a drug, as it is nutritionally necessary
Should I be crying before or after I tell someone I love them?
When I was young I cried during as well as before and after.
Terrbear Depends on the person you're talking to, and also how many people you've told the same thing to that night.
It doesn't matter, if your telling someone that you love them, you're about 30 seconds away from laying face down in your own puke anyway. ;)
Terrbear during
Depends on how much you want them to love you.
“Drink more water”
*Accidentally drinks cup of Vodka*
Once I was gettting drunk with friends at a mate's house and this one girl was legitimately fucked, so I tried to get her to drink water. What I didn't know was that for some reason, the guy whos house we were at filled up a regular plastic obttle with vodka. I gave it to her, she took a big sip and immediately realized "Hey, this isn't water". This didn't stop her from swallowing the huge sip, instead of you know... spitting it out like a normal person. I was still surprised I didn't accidentally get her into the hospital with that, but I was more surprised by the fact she could just gulp down vodka like that.
@@ArigatoPlays Oh Lord
Ooof
Iklalz lol be careful next time, a guy at a party I went to did the same thing you did but she accused him of trying to drug her
Grand Blue?
Everyone gangsta till they look at themselves in the bathroom mirror; THAT is when you know how drunk you are
I was so beautiful
My eyes be like: 🔴🔴
Sooo true
"Shit bro, I look like I'm turning into the hulk"
@@x87x83 same
“You need to start worrying when your family doesn’t buy you gift cards to the liquor store.” LMAO
My family buys me gift cards to the grocery store, not knowing that the liqour store owned and operated by the same syndicate across the parking lot, accepts said giftcards.
spent 10 years at 9.5-11 teleporting from vomit pile to vomit pile. 12 years sober, and i couldn't be more boring!
Congratulations man. :)
Thanks, not easy realizing its time to grow up, harder to do something about it
hippie slacker I'm 19 years sober and I couldn't be happier.
I'm 23 years sober..........also I'm aged 23 and don't drink, does it still count?
Nah but in all seriousness congratulations on staying sober, and keep up the good work
I'm not going to lie, I still think about it every day. But now I have 2 girls who look to me to set an example, that keeps me on the right path
tips: 1) avoid mixing grain spirit (beer, whiskey) with grape spirit (wine), ideally stick to the same type of alcohol during the night
2) increase spirit %, avoid decrease or mix. I.e. beer, then vodka. Not the other way around.
3) if you don't feel well - try to throw up, it helps a lot
4) drink couple cups of tea or just water before you go to sleep, take a shower, if you got some medicine dedicated to prevent morning hangover - take it.
5) if you have such opportunity - eat hot high calories meal like mash + meat while drinking strong alcohol like vodka. Better to eat well first, avoid getting hammered on empty stomach
6) avoid mixing alcohol and drugs and some medication like antibiotics.
7) very important: do not sleep on your back and turn anyone drunk and asleep on their side - so they won't die drowning in their vomit.
Nice tips, I can add that salty water like lithia mineral water or pickle juice(ideal) is better than just water or tea. And drink medical absorbents if you don't have special antihangover medicine
Just drink fuck tons lol
I usually dont remember going to bed after a night out, so the whole water thing and no sleeping on the back doesnt work
Wow, you must drink a lot
Don't drink and take medicine, depending on what it is it could kill you.
My first alcoholic experience was a 8,5. I could "walk" but I couldn't remember walking and just teleport. The next day I had depression
Wait you were 8 or 5 or 85 or 13 ??
8.5 on the scale
Mine was 11. Pretty fun. Especially for the host.
I always have depression
@@TheOnlyHollywood1 no one cares
If you drink 14 shots of vodka at once you magically teleport to the ER and time travel 4 1/2 hours into the future.
Lol when it's bad u have 14 shots and still have to work in the morning
Not trynna flex but I can jump down 2 stairs
thats like 3 more than me
Unhallowed Calculating...🤔
@@fromans1734 so clearly, I can only pull off an underwhelming 7 steps at a time.
I know you could do the calculus yourself, given a couple hours, but I had to prove my life is worth at least SOMETHING
Unhallowed You can jump 7 steps at a time? 🐱
@@fromans1734 mhm. you heard correctly.
after all, 2-3=5, then when you multiply by 16, you get 7.
7 steps. I thought you'd be able to calculate this by yourself, but clearly you don't have the mental brainpower. smh.
"The downside of alcohol is how expensive it is"
Yeah man, try Finland. Our alcohol tax is about +130% and the state has a monopoly on everything stronger than beer.
Mr. Struggle Snuggle brew it yourself?
@@5macvideos you don't want to die by drinking moonshine. Methanol poisoning can be painful and deadly.
England is cheap. I could get quite drunk for £4,
@@oblight18 I'm not drinking in a pub
Local shop sells 4 cans of cider with 8.4% for £3.99.
Even if you drank 4 cans of carling in one go you will be more intoxicated than you might imagine, but the bloat isn't easy to take.
Boiiiiii
@@Musicfan0702 you're right and its important that people know the dangers of methanol. it is, however, very very safe if you completely understand the (relatively simple) process. in distillation, the methanol is called "foreshots" because it evaporates off first. basically the first cup or two of spirit that comes out of the still is deadly and the rest are perfectly safe ethanol.
"alcohol temporarily makes you think you can jump down more stairs than you actually can." sir, I've never thought that, not once. But I have jumped off a second story balcony into a tree while drunk because I knew it was a tangible achievement. Jumping down more stairs than I think I can? Never.
Exactly lol. Been doing "parkour" and climbing stuff drunk, but I always know what I’m capable of doing 😂
Yeah
Problem is
I could make myself do that sober
"You dont need to worry when people buy you gift cards for the liquor store, you need to worry when they stop buying you gift cards for the liquor store" I'll probably get this tattooed on me
Do it
Waaayyy too long.
Don't
Oh no
@@NaN-noCZ that's what she said
What's the recommend level you should be in your playthrough to start the intoxication quest? Also does it have any rare rewards?
it has the semi-common reward of herpes.
I add points to my beer pong skill tree. Gets me kudos :)
Officially you're supposed to be somewhere around 18-21 to start the quest depending on your region, but most players find a way to start the quest earlier, such as tricking the alcohol dealers into thinking they have a higher level than they really do. A decent rule of thumb is if you have a high enough level to have access to it, you probably have a high enough level to do it.
it can open up some interesting quest options but some of these are also tied up in debuffs, people in your party might not want to do these quests and find you having these debuffs annoying for playing through other plotlines
Also put the first skill point into the "remember-to-put-a-bucket-next-to your-bed" skill.
It is pretty much useless on higher levels but it is really helpful for noobs.
Morning of a hangover: “I’m never drinking again”
24 hours later: “Where’s the Tequila?!”
But that’s the next morning, I think you might have a problem my man
noDehTtuOtuohS Thank you for the concern my friend but according to chemistry, alcohol is a solution.
noDehTtuOtuohS Jesus drank
@@Keinehuel pfftt dont you know? he stood up the entire night and now wants his vodka at 8am! what part of it dont u understand! 😂
Based as fuck
Remember.. you're not drunk if you can lay on the ground without holding on.
How did you mean that?
@@jakub.zenata you can feel the world spin and you'll literally vomit if your body thinks you're gonna get thrown. Don't drink way too much ever
@@TooFunkToDrunction when I had almost a whole bottle of vodka i felt the world spin but that was because I pretty much 360 no scoped myself onto the ground then tried to stand up and proceeded to do the same thing again
Innit it's like when your on the floor the floor tips up vertically 😂
@@kolbyf3352 A few weeks ago I was absolutely hammered and fell on a large folding table breaking it in half.
Once asked who feat was and why he was in almost every song.
11/10 is every other night here in England
Stuart we like to drink with Stuart, cause Stuart is our mate!
and when we drink with Stuart, he gets it down in 8!
Stuart Aren't you pretty much the most responsible drinkers in the British isles?
Jamming InDaStreets if that's the case then my thoughts and prayers go out to those who drink more than us
Jamming InDaStreets responsible compared to the Irish and Scots isn't saying much at all. I guess at least we don't go home drunk and beat our wives (the reason why there are so many damn alcohol laws in Scotland)
*Laughs in Canadian and Irish*
Weird, this video came out the day after I turned 21. I think it is a sign.
Get pissed by tomorrow
Im so fckin glad i live in Germany where you can flood your brain with alcohol as soon as you turn 16
in my country there is no legal drinking age
DillersnaksernDK Drink when ur 15, buy when 16, Danmark stronk
_Birdy_ Well, Beer and Wine, but I hear you.
Alcohol makes me better at fucking up everything
Me too!
Then stop drinking:/
You sure?
Try shooting a rifle or driving a car with the effects of alcohol
Alcohol and cigarettes addiction actually destroyed my life. I could remember several years ago after divorce with my wife which brought me into my disastrous journey on Alcohol and cigarettes. I suffered severe depression and mental disorder. Got diagnosed with cptsd. Not until a friend recommended me to psilocybin mushrooms treatment. Psilocybin treatment saved my life honestly. 8 years totally clean. Much respect to mother nature the great magic shrooms.
Can you help me with the reliable source 🙏. I'm 56 and have suffered for years with addiction, anxiety and severe ptsd, I got my panic attacks under control myself years ago and they have come back with a vengeance, I'm constantly trying to take full breaths but can't get the full satisfying breath out, it's absolutely crippling me, i live in Australia. I don't know much about these mushrooms. Really need a reliable source!! Can't wait to get them.
Yes am very sure of Dr.benfungi
Ive done shrooms last month in my house. It taught me how severely traumatized I was from alcohol. I healed from many mental traumas from my past and was able to forgive, let go. Shrooms to me is a remedy not a vice. I even felt more refreshed the
morning after. So no hangovers. No
depression mood for days. No anxiety.I now
have a more calm mind
Yes he's Dr.benfungi. Shrooms to me is a natrual healer. I know a guy who has used mushrooms in the same way and they have
really helped him. mah dudes have safe
trips all.
I stopped drinking tequila cause it's bad for my legs....
The get swollen??
- no they spread.
eyehaveeyebrows o Bottom of the barrel boomer humor
Nice
Nice
Nice
Nice
Drink water through the entire night not just at the end. Water is a miracle cure when your drun. you or you friend dosing off, chug a glass of ice-cold water and your back in party mood in no time!!! Water when drinking is so underrated.
Also remeber to eat. I never have hangover when I've remembered to eat and drink a little through out.
Tangerine bank, so you're Canadian
WE FOUND A CLUE
I think in a previous video he talked about Vancouver. Casually Explained.... do you live here? CAN I MEET YOU???????
his accent leads me to believe he's from or lives in Canada.
I mean, in the university episode he showed off the University of Victoria website and the library, sooo..
helicupter unless these are all false, well placed signs to lead us to the wrong idea
He spelt "behaviour"... HE'S CANADIAN
Also in the evolution 3 video he said showed he spawned in BC so.
First date my fiancé and I ever went on was to her senior prom. She was 17 I was 18. I got shit faced drunk and ended up crying while singing sober by tool in the back of our friends car and when she said she doesn’t really have a dad I yelled “I can be your dad! No I can be your daddy!”
that mustve been rough the next day
best thing i said drunk "damn i´m ok again. no shit the shisha is still 5 dimensional" and then i fell to the side and yeah
@Brent J. Cooper And?
I died at teleport to new locations. I actually died laughing. I'm literally in heaven right now. Nevermind I'm back at earth.
You were drunk typing this huh?
Mood Swangs yep
KryoZeric Were you drunk typing this? Because it seems like the more sober you got the more you realized
back *to earth...
How was it
casually explained: flying united airlines
*Step One*
Don't
@@prismancy7182 step 2: slap a bitch
True lad for subcribing to pewdiepie god job
"Here at United Airlines, WE WISH A MOTHAFUCKA WOULD"
One time I teleported to the floor of my friend's bathroom, but my clothes didn't come along for the trip.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Waking up after blacking out bugging all your friends about where your hat went, unaware that they saved you from getting shot, dragged you 10 miles, tied you to the roof rack to get you home etc
That's their story, you shouldn't believe it uncritically.
lvl10 = werewolf acting only on instincts
lvl11 = master of arcane magic
underated comment.
Tip: CONSUME fucking water before going to bed when you have a fuck-ton of alcohol in your body, like, 2 and up to 4 glasses of water, is going to fuckig help you, just do it.
true, but what if you piss yourself in the night
then you don't have to worry about going to the bathroom next morning
Still better then a hangover. After drinking, water before bed is your friend.
stoichiometric Well, I wouldn't be able to judge because I haven't drunk yet. How bad's a hangover?
Damn I wish I knew that a couple weeks ago.
About 9 years ago, I got blackout drunk on straight shots of whatever was in the house (whiskey, rum, homemade skittles vodka, you name it) and chased it all down with warm blue Mt. Dew. It was my second time drinking. It fucked me up so badly that I never took another shot. It took me five years to even begin to stomach mixed drinks. I don't understand how someone can get so drunk and be hungover for days only to do it again the next weekend. My body literally would not let me omfg
Casually Explained: Downside of alcohol is how expensive it is.
Me: Laughs in Czech Republik where bottle of vodka costs 3 or 4 dollars.
Can get some cheap stuff in the US for $5-7 but you'll regret it...
It costs more in Russia, I'm immigrating into CR.
Je to snad nějaká pičovina, která ani nehoří
It's so expensive in australia, cheapest for 700ml of spirits is around 40 bucks
@@dymoster Nehoří ale mě těch 37,5% alkoholu bohatě stačí.
"where everyrhing goes blavk, time no longer exists, ans you teleport to new locations." combined with laying down on the street, paek and other shit made md laugh so hard
You know, a friend sent me a link to this channel... I'm kinda surprised of how truthful you're talking while being comical at the same time, and the relationship advices videos? Just... wow, spot on with a dash of humour. Subscribed man!
As an alcoholic trust these rules..
- Never chat when drunk
- Never knock doors while drunk
- The moment your vision starts spinning its the moment u fckd up up so go to the bathroom already you will throw up, drink water just let it come out the nausea will go fast away after it so just let it happen.
Damn Swoozie was off the scale drunk when he started super saiyan teleporting.🍻🍾🍸
Sapphire Dragon Thats exactly what I thought of
BRUH I WAS JUST GONNA GO LOOK FOR THAT AGAIN LMAOOOOO
Gencci Mane bru I thought I was the only one!!!!!
Lol
Wow, I was thinking about swoozie too. With his delayed reactions and black outs he reeeallyy shouldn't be drinking.
One time I got so drunk. The next morning I was in a different country
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Julian Munoz It is funny becoz I know someone who really did this 😂😂😂
Happens often.
I'm living in a border town though...
Damn you probably had a lit night
When you live in lichtenstein and accidentaly take a step backwards:
*Welcome to Austria*
I remember my first drinking experience, it was quite romantic.
I was in a long distance relationship with a girl who lived in Milan and i lived in Saint-Petersburg. We were students back then too. So once we had some money for a short trip i bought her a ticket and a hotel room. One night we were just walking down one of the streets in the centre, nearing our hotel, and i asked if she wants to drink with me. I bought a bottle of wine.
Our hotel room had a window with quite a view on the Nevskiy alley(the biggest one) so i put some pillows and a blanket on the windowsill.
Drinking wine on a windowsill of the hotel in Saint-Petersburg with a girl from Milan is smth i never thought i'd do by 18 years old
I like this one (:
Very romantic.
St. Pete's is also a nice city for this, has this European Venice-like flavor
Как романтично!
@@milaki7722 все хорошее кончается)
@@grim_2000 yes, it does! One of the few things i like about that city
A friend of mine went to a Lil Wayne concert, got plastered, then woke up the next morning and didn't remember ANYTHING to do with the concert. Going there, being driven home, getting the tickets and planning with her friends, etc.
i tasted rubbing alcohol when i was a kid. lesson learned
Joshua W lool
Prismatic "Can you at least give us rubbing alcohol to treat our wounds?"
+Joshua W nice description
Prismatic
My brother knew a teacher who would get hammered off Listerine. He'd pretend to spit it out in the trash, but just ended up swallowing it.
Manufacturers purposefully put toxic stuff in rubbing alcohol to either make you sick or force you to throw it back up because it is a different kind of alcohol that is a lot more dangerous and could potentially kill you if you try to drink enough of it to get drunk.
But have you tried our Windex Margaritas?
Hi , are you still alive ?
@@stopquotingme9918 "."
i’ve always know that the only way to get rid of a hangover is more alcohol
Zesty Orange Chicken or bacon and egg mcmuffins
If you drink a beer or a cup or two of wine when you wake up after the drunk night you will feel.better. if you can drink without vomiting
You cant get a hangover if you're always drunk
A nice glass of chocolate-milk with gin after a good night of drinking, h3h3...
Tupac Shakur that's actually a first (and pretty much a strong) sign of alcoholism. your brain starts to link "I drunk more" => "I felt better", and it leads to disaster
you can just trust me, I'm russian
Lmao I had alcohol more as a kid than as an adult. My experiences:
1: First time having alcohol, my mom had lemonade and lemonade flavored vodka, and she mixed up the cups and gave me and my brother the vodka while she drank the lemonade. My brother spit it out but for some reason I was an idiot and just drank it.
2: My uncle has some beer and some wine, and he said “hey wanna try some?” So I said sure and had some beer and red wine. I hated the beer but the red wine was quite good actually.
3: the police had showed up at my house and I was told to go into the basement. Me, my brother, and his friends were not allowed out, so we ended up experimenting with the alcohol and made some actually very good drinks, which had a very limey taste. Of course I tried some and I actually liked it!
But because I have been negatively affected by alcohol all my life (from other people in my life drinking it and not being responsible) I didn’t drink when I was of age, or even try it after.
my life is living for these videos
Once i was drunk and i tried to buy a beer of a guy for 100$....luckily that guy was pretty cool so he didn't sell
"and the only way to get rid of it is hash" - fixed
Everyone: “teleportation is impossible”
Me (in drunk): “you don’t even know what’s possible”
Casually explained: religion
LOL
Ehhhhhhh that might seem a bit too controversial
What an explosive comment to make.
Harrison Smith lol fr
The world isnt ready for that yet
1:42 me trying to sleep on Christmas Eve
One of the first times I got blackout drunk, I claimed that I was in love with the toilet. I even had to explain to my friend that while I am bisexual, my feelings toward the toilet are straight because I see it as the opposite sex as me. Then I spent the next 10 minutes listing things you can't do inside a toilet, including but limited to: You can't read a book in the toilet, you can't brush your teeth in the toilet, you can't have sex in the toilet, and you can't play Pokemon inside of the toilet.
you cant make this stuff up
@@smolglitch I completely forgot I wrote this comment...I'm dying all over again haha. I get pretty silly while drunk sometimes.
@@KevinShinwoo its understandable i forget i write half the comments i do and then i come back a year later and see how cringe it was
@@smolglitch "you cant make this stuff up"
on the toilet
well to be fair the toilet is a whole, so unless youre a chick you could pass it as straight
“Time no longer exists and you teleport to new locations” is right.
It’s literally like time travel. It feels like you blink and it’s been 4 hours and you’re suddenly in bed
The best drunk text I ever sent was trying to type “I’ve lost feeling in my fingers” but the best I could get after 4 attempts was “my feelings go ni get my fingers” the first attempt was “my si feliz go d i s my di si era”....
lmao random latin
ong gips p authpm ydgu an poiuy
*accidentally summons demon*
Casually waiting for another Casually Explained video.
Insta?
thirsty as fuck
Leilani Mikulak whats the worst that could happen
Normal people: Speak about two languages fluently and enjoy entertainment from around the world
TH-cam: NeBEnbeI ErkLäRT aLKoHol
I’ve never been more thankful for my youth than when I, someone who usually max’s out at three glasses of wine, had eight tequila/triple sec cocktails on my 24th and woke up without a hangover after 2 1/2 hours sleep.
The first time i got drunk i basically just sat in the corner of the party and listened to my own music with my eyes closed for about 2 hours before I left. I didn't talk to anyone, i didn't dance with anyone i just ignored people and they ignored me.
Fun times.
can we just take a minute and appreciate the drawings of this dude lols
"Time no longer exists and you teleport to new locations" this is so true😂😂😂😂😂
#1 rule of drinking: NEVER fall asleep with ur shoes on.
Why ?
No idiot. I will lose them. Trick is to always fall asleep with your shoes on and your ass clenched
I think there are higher priority rules than that.
everyone I know including me for a long time ends up becoming dependent on alcohol or a substance to have fun or feel normal and escape from their problems. It's all good fun for awhile but living like that isn't sustainable and you start pushing away anyone who doesn't live like you do and usually those people are the ones who really care about you. Idk I'm much more impressed these days by people that can resist temptation and generate their own well being and do not need to outsource it to other people or a substance than I am impressed by how much alcohol or drugs someone can consume. In short it's a waste of time and money and more often than not those you hang with while doing all this aren't really friends.
- Here!
- What!
- We found it!
- Wait! Where!
- Right here! The golden opinion is right here!
Honestly I'm depressed most of the time and I used to drink during last summer and winter but right now I can easily live without it... Sure I don't have a girlfriend but still...
Bigo290 I had to stop seeing my girlfriend to get clean and a lot of my childhood friends. It's weird adjusting back to life without drugs but it gets better. keep it up man I completely encourage to stay on the path if you make sacrifices I seriously believe you will be rewarded In time even if it's not what you expect it to be. Cheer up! :) not to sound corny but look inward to make a proper diagnosis of what might be making you depressed, watch psychology videos or just learn more in general about anything, knowledge helps with this stuff. someone I could recommend is Jordan Peterson if you haven't heard of him check him out he's got a ton of great videos that could potentially have some answers. Just keep in mind whatever makes you depressed the solution isn't getting fucked up. that will temporarily make you forget or not care and give you the false illusion that it's a solution but it's not sustainable living like that and it's just a lie. Sorry for long and late reply lol I hope you are doing better.
I'm not drinking at all these days... haha it's fine I'm probably just being a teenager :3
But thanks, it's not like my depression is a depression itself it probably is me not being extremely happy. :P
Well, that escalated quickly.
My family has an unwritten rule with alcohol. It's almost a right-of-passage.
We allow the kids to get wasted at the first opportunity while in their teens, such as a wedding, or other family gathering... they're surrounded by family and family friends, so there's always someone to look out for them when it comes time to whip up a "pavement-pizza"/"technicolor yawn".
They learn the hard lesson in the right company and understand their limits thereafter (in as much as teenagers can understand limits).
I'm 26 and I still haven't mastered that. Optimally you want to have a bottle of water and a bottle of spirits at all time to make fine adjustments.
Alcohol is just like my ex-girlfriend, it makes me reconsider my life choices and leaves me naked with nothing inside my wallet
When I'm drunk I usually laugh uncontrollably, try to stand up and walk despite knowing that I cannot, and then cry because I'm cold and hot at the same time or I can't walk.
When one of my friends pass out we put on their favorite music and it always manages to revive them, then we continue the dancing, singing, and shots if the night is still early.
One time we could not get this one dude who regularly falls asleep eventually to wake up so we all carried him to his bed (its his house) the whole time period from him falling asleep and us taking him to his bed was 30min. After we put him to bed and went back out and resumed the music he came out 5 min later after being asleep for 30min and unable to wake up to us slapping his face, pretending like he's driving a manual drifting car slamming through gears (I was controlling his feet and another friendos had his hands and we both were making sound effects and such), and then us all carrying him to bed and all the good kind responsible things, only THEN did he finally wake up (we all hang out on Saturdays and it's a small group of 7ish people (3 couples and usually one other person) and we've all been good friends for years and years and we know eachother VERY well. But good times, and we all make sure everyone's doing good and doesn't do anything absurdly stupid or bad.
Another time one of the GFs brought a bunch of subway uniforms they bought for $5 and so we all ended up wearing subway uniforms while playing some jackbox games.
And another time we watched who killed captain Alex, Nigeria's #1 action film (a very good film btw, highly recommend you go watch it especially with a group of friends).
And another time we watched John wick 2 (I wasn't there when they watched John wick 1) and we attempted to take a drink every time someone died. During the scene at the "concert" / night club thing somewhere in Europe he went on a 60+ person Killing spree. Needless to say those drinks became very small sips and I spent my time counting the kills before I could even manage to get any drinks in (everyone else kinda gave up because it was absurd).
We also went through a period (a few months or so) where most of the parties we would just play rockband most or half of the night which was fun. We stopped because we got bored of it but now we miss it but we no longer own the drums, guitars, and the mic got stepped on at one party. My first time I ever 100% a rockband song (I was on hard but it was my first time 100% past easy cus I'd usually play medium but started doing hard to get myself used to it) it was on reptilia by the strokes while I was somewhat drunk and I was very very proud of that and blown away that I did it while drunk.
Many many fun times and good memories.
Whenever I'm drunk, I do stupid stuff (telling people that I love them, doing weird party tricks, etc.), but then get a hold of myself and profusely apologize to everyone for ruining their night before stumbling away and crying into my pillow until I fall asleep
I hope I'm not the only one who does this
The regret...
this is me when my ADHD is really bad and I'm not even drunk
After having the most out off body experience on psilocybin, I feel my outlook and plan for my life has changed. I got so much work done in my head in those 6 hours, I really wish it’s that easy to get them here in Texas, I'll be very glad
Took 3 grams on my second trip and the visuals were almost nonexistent, but my god it was by far the most enlightening experience of my life
[mycelium_doc]
Ships psychs
Tried shrooms two weeks ago only 2.5 grams and it was the most relieved and self accepting I’ve felt in a long time.
@@amywilson7087 Where to contact him? Is it IG?
I’ve been microdosing for years now and it was truly helped me with my trauma. It’s helped with my anxiety, depression & PTSD. Always respect the drug & understand what you want to take from it.
I had my first drink at 17 with two friends of mine. My best friend had just turned 18, and was able to purchase some shitty cider from Lidl. I remember it well!
I don't drink too much these days, and I've stayed away from spirits since the first time I tried rum. Same best friend got a bottle of the stuff, and was pouring it for me like water. I felt alright, just super drunk, until I got home. The spins kicked in, I spewed up everywhere, and cried LOL. Never again.
A couple of beers now and again is all I really need
the first time i got shitfaced it was off coconut rum. i woke up in a recliner in different clothes, although the last thing i remembered was kissing a friend on the kitchen floor, and the last thing my friend remembers was seeing me passed out on the bathroom floor. funny now but so weird and disorienting then.
Yeah, you're supposed to drink less of it. If you drink two liters of tea you won't feel good either.
Man back in high school I had this project for an English class that I hated so I tried drinking to get through it. Woke up at my friends house wearing a swimsuit in winter.
AHAHAHA
There seem to be a lot of extremes in the comment section. As for the video, its quite accurate from my 4 years of experience with alcohol and college. I drink about every weekend, but I certainly don't look down on those who will never drink. Fact is, its expensive and if you are not careful it can take a toll on your body, GPA, etc. But to the pretentious assholes saying 'ur wastin ur life': relax. Alcohol has been around well over 2000 years for a reason, and man-kind is moving along just fine.
Chris B alcohol is more dangerous then heroin
None of those are tangible items lol. An item being compared to a terrible cultural norm like wtf
+Jordan Golde But maybe 'drinking alcohol' is a terrible cultural norm... who shall tell? I don't think there's any one right answer here : D
+Jeroen Verschaeve believe it or not, being a drunk is not actually socially acceptable (unless you're in college). Getting drunk a couple times a month is not being a drunk, but the point is it's not as socially acceptable to drink like crazy as you make it seem. Drinking alcohol isn't even physically bad for you if you do it in moderation.
Jordan Golde I wasn't stating my opinion, just acting like an advocate of the devil : D (if that expression exists in English). To state my opinion: I'm 18 in a country where 16 is the legal alcohol age, and people usually start drinking a year beforehand. I, myself, do not like the taste, so I don't drink it, but I'm not fundamentally against it. However, I am against ruining your life because of overuse, which some of my friends have clearly started doing.
"People who are exactly the same but can't walk properly"
This is definitely me. I'd never been ice fishing before a couple of weeks ago but I have to assume that passing out for an hour on a lake when it's fifteen degrees outside is something I'd do normally, and had nothing to do with the bottle of scotch I brought with me. Getting back to the car, on the other hand, was way more difficult than it should have been.
How did you not freeze to death?
@@drivernephi7494 wear the right gear. I used to regularly snowboard at temps down to negative thirty, so my winter gear feels, apparently, like a super cozy sleeping bag at fifteen degrees.
Everytime i get drunk or high i get to like the best version of myself. Super friendly and funny. Sucks when i cant remember some of it lol. Good thing my friends record me.
My first time was memorable, and it was great. Every time from then I kept ending up at 8 to 9, and loved it. My family was big into parties, so I was getting drunk a lot, and it did worry me a bit, but I'd not drink between parties, so I think I was fine.
Only ever once got to 11, at a restaurant where I didn't realise my glass was being refilled every time I looked away, so I ended up drinking two bottles of wine on my own. And as people know, food weakens alcohol, and this place was TERRIBLE as far as speed was concerned. I spent over an hour with an empty stomach, even though the meals had been ordered before we arrived (If i am remembering this right)
In the end my memories go very, off. Just thinking back to them now makes me feel dizzy and sick. It's been my one and only time ever losing my memory at a party. I've always been really careful not to go beyond 10, even when people keep offering me free drinks I know when to stop. But in my experience the biggest problem is other people, they'll find ways to trick you into drinking more. Always be wary and cautious of drinking games and such if you've already had a bunch. Once you know you've hit that sweet spot, switch to water right away. Just by holding that glass of water you'll typically not be offered more alcohol, or get tempted to have another drink. I never have hangovers anymore.
I'd love to think that I am the version of me but better when drunk, while my sober self has just forgotten how to walk properly permanently
im teleporting right now!
The style of art and the way you explain things are so mundane, but that somehow makes it better.
when i was 8 and tasted beer, i said "im never drinking alcohol, it tastes bad." and now here i am, several years later buying all kinds of liquor bc it tastes good
Lol I tasted beer when I was 7 or 6 and it tasted delicious. I was so suprised some people hated it with a passion
Had a friend who got to the hospital basically at every party he visited lol. About 5 or 6 times.
Basically could stomach everything but couldn’t control himself.
Pro tip: You don't need a Costco card to buy alcohol from Costco
Noah really?
This is true
Andre Patatanyan Yup! Same with the pharmacy!
i wish Costco sold booze in NY
Zach Brown they do
I don't like alcohol. Tried it a few times and there's nothing good about it. Doesn't help any of my problems... doesn't fix my sleep problems, doesn't really help with pain, doesn't allow me to think clearer, only cool thing it does is give me auditory hallucinations where I can hear voices. Other than that last reason I got no reason to do alcohol.
Whenever im drunk my friends would talk to me about their problems sometimes even hugging me, and literally thank me the next day for giving them advice.. i guess drunk me is a good ass therapist 😭
Prolly more likely that they were drunk too
I teleported to new mexico and suddenly had a new family
I knew my friends were pranking me so i said "ill go get some milk at the store"
And left for seven yearsand myfriends still wont admit it
Fun Fact: In Texas, it is legal for a minor to drink alcohol as long as the parent or guardian is present and has given the child permission.
can't think of a more texan thing tbh
Same in the Uk
In Denmark it is legal for people of pretty much any age to consume alcohol. You just cannot buy it until you’re 16 :-)
In my family we call it being Italian.
Ohio too
That's true for many states.
My most memorable drunk quote: "My legs feel like al dente lasagna noodles"
Me on the floor: "I just fucking love you guys. These are sober thoughts too man. I really love all of you"