striking that rare balance of stucky and stony...damn...i am all ABOUT that also this is fucking hysterical as with all of your crack vids seriously you're out of control you must be stopped (NEVER STOP)
0:14 Bucky: God, my songs are embarrassing. 1:02 Tony: ....can we pretend this never happened? Steve: Sure. 2:04 Peter: My parents are DEEEEAAADDD! 2:38 Sam: Well, at least somebody's playing something other than that stupid "I'm a bird" song. 4:02 Bucky, I really did not need to know that. 4:53 (Sing-song voice) Not gay-okay maybe just a little bit gay!
Steve:BUCKY THeRE IS A DEAD HUMAN IN ARE HOUSE! Bucky:oh hay how did he get here? Steve:explain to me what happend before I got home Bucky:ok so uh I was reading my book in my room. Steve:ok. Bucky:and this guy walked in. Steve:ok Bucky:and I came up to him and i stabbed him 37 times in the chest.... Steve:BUCKY! That kills people Bucky:oh hay I didn’t know that... Steve:and what happend to his hands?. Bucky:well...I chopped them off and cooked them and ate them
Sad thing is, this could honestly happen. The educational method of brainwashing actually changes your perception of right and wrong. Bucky is actually the exception. Irl, there's no way to fix it yet, or to overcome it.
it wasn't turning up for some reason but yeah I saw it, thanks for alerting me but it doesn't really bother me tbh xD these are just for fun after all :)
Death on that scale in comic books is just a sales stunt and is never permanent, especially if it applies to popular characters. The biggest, most dedicated, most dangerous fandoms lost the characters they love in Infinity War. Disney isn't dumb enough to kill SPIDERMAN off permanently. They're all gonna be fine. With the possible exception of Gamora.
it's been years since i last watched this and it's funnier with the CCs. the chandelier lyrics are 'throw 'em back, 'til i lose count', but the confused attempts at figuring them out is far funnier albeit less useful than the actual lyrics.
The real MVP is whoever did these subtitles. Like "upbeat music which manages to be sarcastic" and "heroic music punctuated with the sound of Spiderman being kicked into a metal pole" are sending me.
Hahaha I am dying with how funny this is. The frickin' intro just made me laugh til I cried. And you're so right about the gay xD and I am SO HERE FOR IT! Thank you so much and have a lovely day.
Tony: *uses a hand light bulb in combat against a 100 year old assassin w/ a military background & literal decades of kill training from the deadliest most covert, brutal, & influential terrorist organization known to humankind* Tony: *gets his ass thoroughly beaten to a pulp* Tony: *surprised Pikachu face*
On the shitstain that is the internet i found a few corn kernals, and they are fucking awesome. These are among my top 10 best videos on YT. Thanks for putting in the effort to make em!
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"Ur gay"
"I have a girlfriend"
"She's also gay" 😂😂😂
*WHEEZE*
*INTENSE WHEEZING*
"Steve we have something to tell you"
"yeah what is it"
"you're gay"
"...i have a girlfriend"
"she's also gay"
"i can't to this"
best part XD
omg the beginning. just let Bucky buy his plums and live in peace.
#letbucksiclebuyplums.
@@katyward3236 w his steve
Plums are supposed to improve your memory :(
Morgan Collins
You just made me gain 583920397557940202966939293758209248 brain cells
Cotton Candy Aha, you're welcome. :)
4:48 - 4:53 is the type of content, I've never known, I wanted so badly until now
CARL, THAT KILLS PEOPLE 😂😂
Sofia. M
CAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRLLL
Then I stabbed him 37 times in the chest
HE DON'T KNOW DAT-
*He a little confused but he gets the spirit*
I HAVE FOUND MY PEOPLE
This is art.
ablandandera zemo agreed. Goodness.
It’s not art it’s a master piece
striking that rare balance of stucky and stony...damn...i am all ABOUT that
also this is fucking hysterical as with all of your crack vids seriously you're out of control you must be stopped (NEVER STOP)
Redrum Rowan right? These are amazing.
THE CARL PARTS IM DYING
bucky(causally):and I stabbed him in the chest 37 times.
Steve: CAAAAAAARL THAT KILLS PEOPLE
Thor: yeah but only if he dies.
TURN ON THE CAPTIONS! 😂
OMG THE IS GLORIOUS
I DID
Oh so Im not the only person that subtitles my Marvel cracks
The captions are everything 😂
Best advice I received this year
That way he pulls the helicopter. Thank you for including that scene it is true perfection, espicially Buckys face
"I'm sorry but I don't believe in Spider man"
"Well I'm rather real or you're high af"
"OH MY GOD"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
“ominous crack” okay this is the best caption ever
I CHANGE MY MIND ITS “UNFORTUNATE SQUISHING NOISE”
ME A TY TH U D I-
xD
Dont forget “think toddler trying to be intimidating “ 😂
0:14 Bucky: God, my songs are embarrassing.
1:02 Tony: ....can we pretend this never happened?
Steve: Sure.
2:04 Peter: My parents are DEEEEAAADDD!
2:38 Sam: Well, at least somebody's playing something other than that stupid "I'm a bird" song.
4:02 Bucky, I really did not need to know that.
4:53 (Sing-song voice) Not gay-okay maybe just a little bit gay!
this is great holy shit xD and lol i agree, the "im a bird" song is very....tired. And the 'i did not need to know that' omfg ahahah
Soooooooooo funny
This makes it even better somehow... thx 4 dat
*sees video* *read title "these things just keep getting gayer* me: ... SIGN ME THE FUCK UP YEA
Hey billy! Catch the frisbee
*unfortunate squishing noise*
*thump*
*meaty thud*
Me:😂😂😂
Captions make it 10000000 times funnier
these are my fave videos on youtube ilysfm
thank you so much!! I'm so glad you like them :DD
‘Hey billy catch the frisbee!’ ‘Billy?’
Lollllll🤣🤣😂😂😭😭
Unfortunate squishing sound
4:28 GOIN' BACK TO LIONEL'S CAR
OH LORD WHY
4:55 he needs some milk
Rissa 61959 I fucking lost it at that point
I feel bad about the “oh no, he’s hot” one cause I miss Chadwick Boseman. 🪦
3:36 This is amazing.
THE BEGINNING, I'M SCREAMING! Also, this is absolute perfection and I love the gayness.
Steve:BUCKY THeRE IS A DEAD HUMAN IN ARE HOUSE!
Bucky:oh hay how did he get here?
Steve:explain to me what happend before I got home
Bucky:ok so uh I was reading my book in my room. Steve:ok.
Bucky:and this guy walked in. Steve:ok
Bucky:and I came up to him and i stabbed him 37 times in the chest....
Steve:BUCKY! That kills people
Bucky:oh hay I didn’t know that...
Steve:and what happend to his hands?.
Bucky:well...I chopped them off and cooked them and ate them
I can HEAR steve facepalming
Wow
Sad thing is, this could honestly happen. The educational method of brainwashing actually changes your perception of right and wrong. Bucky is actually the exception. Irl, there's no way to fix it yet, or to overcome it.
stucky af
You known it 😊😊😊😊❤❤
Amen
The first stony one already got me laughing xD
That one was AMAZING
me: why am I watching this?
me to me: because this is the best god damn shit
0:29 sassy Steve for the win
absolutely
YOU JUST USED TWO BRANDON CALVILLO VINES AND ON STEVETONY, ARE YOU TRYING TO CONVERT ME OR WHAT
darn, you caught me ://
it wasn't turning up for some reason but yeah I saw it, thanks for alerting me but it doesn't really bother me tbh xD these are just for fun after all :)
It's called MULTISHIPPING
CCAAAAAAARRLLLLL
That kills people!
3:53
3:01 NATASHA THO
I don't know either.
God I'm laughing my head off :D we need to see more squeaky voices
3:36 GOD DAMNIT BUCKY WE'VE ALREADY TALKED ABOUT THIS! YOU CAN'T KILL PEOPLE! IT'S NOT NICE!
I lost it already at *ominous crack* in the captions
Bucky:so I wake in the morning stepping outside and I scream on the top of my ribs “WHATS GOING ON!?!”
bless you.
also me and one of my friends can quote your other crack vids off by heart
Sammme
0:01
Me: YEA BUCKY and let him buy his plums
"he need some milk"
omg yes
"Going back to Lionel's Car" 😂
Now I want to look up the lyrics but also stay ignorant at the same time
I want to go back in time when IW wasn't a thing.
oh, the good old days, when everyone was alive-
Death on that scale in comic books is just a sales stunt and is never permanent, especially if it applies to popular characters. The biggest, most dedicated, most dangerous fandoms lost the characters they love in Infinity War. Disney isn't dumb enough to kill SPIDERMAN off permanently. They're all gonna be fine. With the possible exception of Gamora.
I was happy with the amount of Stucky in the first one but
stony? Really?
Really??
what can i say man i like em igneous
okay that was terrible xD
buckleupsoldier
I myself prefer sedimentary.
Oh, you were making a pun... I, um, I'll... let myself out now...
I mean, metamorphic is more up my street, y'know?
Eat A Mint Jungkook don't ship hate, let ppl enjoy things
Eat A Mint Jungkook omg can guy friends not be said to be GAY ITS REALLY ANNOYING
4:34. Can I just point out the beauty that his his curves, I mean... just... DAMN
4:34 and pause
Perrfecttt butttt
HE NEEEEEDSS SSOOOMMEE MMEEEELLK?!?!!!!!!!!?
these subtitles kill me, especially when they describe the songs playing
"OH NO HE'S HOT!"
I'VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR SO LONG
it's been years since i last watched this and it's funnier with the CCs.
the chandelier lyrics are 'throw 'em back, 'til i lose count', but the confused attempts at figuring them out is far funnier albeit less useful than the actual lyrics.
The closed captions! yessss I love them thank you!
Oooooof lol
2:28 Sam is just awesome!!
The real MVP is whoever did these subtitles. Like "upbeat music which manages to be sarcastic" and "heroic music punctuated with the sound of Spiderman being kicked into a metal pole" are sending me.
XD So glad you pushed Tony into the gayness XDDD
5:34!!! Hahaha! I'm dead!
MEW MEW MEW MEW!!! With his head on.... *Bursts out laughing* 😂 AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Hahaha I am dying with how funny this is. The frickin' intro just made me laugh til I cried. And you're so right about the gay xD and I am SO HERE FOR IT! Thank you so much and have a lovely day.
Is it weird that I lip-synced along to the “he needs some milk” vine?
Thanks a lot, I love you. Finally someone who puts subtitles, I'm touched
This is just a note to my future self to always watch this with closed captions turned on because it makes it 111% more funny
CAAAAAAAARRRRRLLLLL!! ThAt KiLls pEopLe.!
Best line ever. change my mind.
2:55 this is me everytime when i talk with Steve in my imagination
Sooooo many excellent moments. Really loved the "he fucked up" and "He needs some milk moments" but there are so many more great things in here.
Your videos are the best thing that ever happened to me. The squeaky voices are hilarious.
caAARL, that kills people!
Lmao I’m dead 🤣
i don't ship stony but i found basically everything in this video funny
Liking this before watching it 'cause I know it's gonna be awesome 🌚
Tony: *uses a hand light bulb in combat against a 100 year old assassin w/ a military background & literal decades of kill training from the deadliest most covert, brutal, & influential terrorist organization known to humankind*
Tony: *gets his ass thoroughly beaten to a pulp*
Tony: *surprised Pikachu face*
This is amazing as usual
3:12
It was at this moment Tony knew,
He f*cked up
"Upbeat music which manages to be sarcastic." GOLDEN
Tom holland can do a better American accent than I can
Especially considering I come from and live in England.
@Hello Sir that's sad.
Bucky and Steve is like brotherly-ship for me and the end meme is so cool 😂😂👌🤌
4:35 i'm gonna swing! killed me!
I had captions turned on for some reason and it greatly enhanced the viewing experience xD 10/10, highly recommend
Oh man you're AMAZING! You make hands down the best crack vids on the planet!
all of these are legit fricking gold
I fucking die laughing every time I watch your video's man.
On the shitstain that is the internet i found a few corn kernals, and they are fucking awesome. These are among my top 10 best videos on YT. Thanks for putting in the effort to make em!
Your crack videos seriously are the funniest shit! I'm sitting here laughing out loud and choking on my spit! You have a gift.
stoney and stucky. This is precious treasure
THE FUCKING CAPTIONS!!!
OMG THEY MADE THEM EVEN BETTER
The captions oh god the captions are gold
1:35
Hot take: Tony SEVERLY mistreated Wanda in Civil War
The captions give me life
I've watched this a million times and I just turned on the captions and it makes it so much better
4:28 to 4:47 are the best parts hands down
Fight me.
Now I refuse to hear it as anything other than "Going back to Lionel's caaar"
the llamas with hats parts has me crying
lmao the light voice part
That nyancat... I should've seen it coming but I didn't and it was PERFECT. XDDD
Omg thanks from a French speaker for adding the (hilarious) subtitles !
THE SUBTITLES JUST MAKES IT BETTER BAHAHAHAHAHHA
1 second in.... jazus crispratt christ! I can't /breathe/!! 😂😂😂😂
I'm like 3 years late but I don't care so...here's my only thought to the title: just like the captain America movies...
i love these sm, thanks for still making them
Keep making these they are so funny!😂😂
i love these videos so much
It's 2am and I'm watching marvel crack videos
Help... I need sleep
😂😂but seriously tho this is great 😂😂
I want to watch all the serious scenes in Civil War with a higher pitch filter
How did all the stucky ones make me die of laughter?????