Beating Rimworld with Child Soldiers
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 20 ส.ค. 2024
- BIOTECH is Rimworld's newest expansion, which allows us to bend the word 'ethics' in entirely new ways. Using cloning, pollution, and armies formed with morally dubious methods, we'll be combining our talents with the very funny and definitely not overused Minions™. And today, we get to see just how they're born in this explorative "documentary" regarding the horrors of the meat packing industry. Join our hero Gru on his journey to becoming number one victory royale superstar, and reclaim his long lost title of THE British Person.
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The minions canonically serve the most evil person alive, so it makes perfect sense that it’s a Rimworld player.
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Minion nazi, think about that
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The moment when the 1st kid went on a tantrum, got arrested, immediately freed, and cope with snorting space coke and immediately got overdosed *and* stargazing for half a day *during the day* is peak Rimworld
Nah thats just a starting rimworld, wait until you see *real peak rimworld*
Exu, that is a normal everyday occurrence in the spirit world, as a ghost possessing an animatronic.
@@anotsspaenORGINAL Out of curiousity, as the aforementioned events were the most Rimworld thing I could think of: What _is_ peak Rimworld?
@@invurret9533 5000 mods, and the rarest events, on the worst difficulty, with a lot of pain in your arm, and having epilepsy to the game, and almost getting to interstellar travel.
@@invurret9533 It's when you spend more time working on your mod list than actually playing
Now we truely know who the minions served between 1933 to 1945
They were in a random cave from 1800s till 1960s, what means they didn't serve Austrian painter and Russian with nice moustache
@@eduardpeeterlemming r/wooooooosh
@@imspudus r/whoosh
@@eduardpeeterlemming Yes, just being depressed in an ice cave.
@@eduardpeeterlemming that's what they want you to believe
I never thought Chemical Warfare and Despicable Me: Rise of Gru could mix, yet here I am, basking in the glory of this creation. 10/10.
remember, fart gun
@@KaneyoriHK I believe you mean TOXIC GAS PROJECTILE WEAPON
@@iconofthicc6086
Fast . Anti-personnel . Ricin . Trebuchet
(F.A.R.T Gun)
@@iconofthicc6086 No, fart gun
"Gru sent hate mail to the War-queen" A sentence I never thought possible
"life is like a box of chocolates,you will never know what you will get"
-Forrest Gump
This sums up the vidoe perfectly
I like how rimworld is the type of game to change a man from an ordinary person to a psychologically unstable person.
All inspired by Dwarf fortress
Didn’t our world also do that?
Rimworld is Sims for people that should never play Sims
Make that a psychologically unstable war criminal and you're correct
Finhally, someone actually made an actual entire freaking army in rimworld
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I’ve tried and failed repeatedly
Thr greatest enemy is the frame rate
@@MechWarrior894 much easier way to do it is with android tiers and tier 2's, unless you wanna stay vanilla
This wasn’t his first rodeo…
lucas was kleaper's own creation, then he went back in time to bully his father's android colony
He was even in a warcasket
The lore is expanding.
@@umbra9472 the GKCU (grim kleaper cinematic universe)
Oh boy I sure do love watching Fabius bile take the fight to the necrons while throwing trash at the imperium
That is basically what he is doing
Your dark humor never fails to make me laugh, you are one of the funniest youtubers out there, man.
I bet you’d love theSpiffingBrit then, his British Empire based gags are just… something else! 🤣
Nah….spif is nothin like this lol
@@supremecai5857 Are you suuuuure? Maybe you should go and volunteer at his chocolate factory? ;)
THE funniest
@@supremecai5857 mate I have watched multiple videos thinking he was spiff.
When we needed him most, he returned
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So basically in the end you created world eaters in dreadnaughts...
A fate worse than Death
Not to far from being plague marines at this point
I like how the empires respond to receiving a gift of waste packs by sending more waste packs back into the ocean the guys over there probably like "eh return to sender then"
world eaters < word bearers
‘He decided to stargaze outside for 12 hours straight… during the day.’ I giggled so much at that
You can see at least one star
Suggestion:
Try to survive relentless hordes of enemies while having the Ranged cooldown to zero (1% Ranged Cooldown)
Or in other terms try to survive a literal bullet hell.
Heavy laser sniper go brrr
AND shot on the run active.
how do you change the range cool down and run active
@@crimsonitacilunarnebula mods!
@@crimsonitacilunarnebula some mods….well i know what its like to have 0 aim time pawns, the devastation they can cause :D.
I can't believe Lucas the gigachad that kicked the crap out of your android colony. Was your creation that got so pissed at you he went back in time just to bully you
I guess he wasn’t too happy at being shoved into the rimworld equivalent of a dreadnought from 40k
Ever since Biotech released, I have been waiting for this video. It was everything I hoped for and more. Definitely a sane game that won't result in players being put on government watch lists.
Me too!
I can bet you anything that the moment someone buys Rimworld, they go on a watch list.
They said they would/are recently!
😭🤚 You predicted it!
Finally a little bit more of serial killer playing video games. And I absolutely love that.
Me when I see the brutal realities of life: ah man
Me when I see the wonderful realities of committing crimes against humanity on a backwater hellhole of a planet: that’s so cool
ah yes, the infant-ry
I know the game was as usual on absolute point and just pure amazing Rimworld moments we all love and cherish, but can we just appreaciate the immaculate editing as well? The comedic timing of the shitposts sprinkled here and there were the ultimate finishing diarrhea touches to this already beautiful carcinoma-inducing feast of a video, great job Mr. Kleapster!
If only Gru was this insane
Merry Christmas Kleaper, and every one watching, have a good one!! 🎄
"After watching Lucas get the flu, beat it with no tending and cloud gaze outside, during a thunderstorm!!" Is my favorite sentence of the year
Holy s**t, I just realized you're now at 149,000 subscribers! I remember when this channel was around 11K (about a year ago). Congrats!!
Rimworld gameplay, tf2 sound effects, PvZ soundtrack, Factorio refrences, and AoEII music absolutely makes this
I'm glad that combining mechanitor and cloning wasn't just my instinct, though I started as a mechanitor and researched cloning
Despicable Me: 40k
You want skilled soldiers right out of the vat? Genetically engineer them to be very skilled shooters and melee.
Stick a power claw on 'em, give 'em a charge rifle and a suit of Locust armor and you've got winged hussars!
Honestly the best way to do this is to create your own hussars. The great shooter traits etc exist simply to make cloned units from them ace.
I do have to say, your videos and editing skills are getting better as days goes(my favorite is still the one with our dear DIG DUG. Everything was perfect. From the story, to the pace, edits, voice acting.. ) . Please keep it up my dear. I might check even for once if there's a patreon of some kind.
Yes this brings Up the the best Xmas Spirit in me!
08:55 I couldn’t breathe of my god the delivery is too damn good
"The colonist will gain something...*Gunshot* None."
Just what the forefathers intended.
Guy literally made plague marines and then fought necrons
"could it be a droppod raid?.. maybe; if they hadn't dropped into our toxic waste stockpile and almost die to *airborne mech feces*"
that has to be the most accurate description to pawns destroying tox packs
looked up if u posted 15 mins ago and now I’m blessed with this gem. A Christmas surprise indeed.
Hey look. Its The Minions and The Clone Wars in a single act against humanity known as "This Video"
YES GOD I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR A NEW VID!!!
Just discovered your stuff last week and have binged all your videos man. You rock!!
kidnapping people, bio-engineering kids, doping said kids with drugs and putting them in space armor. I think i've heard this before.
12:08 is such a great quote.
For some reason any time I have a mod where I can arm child soldiers with machine pistols and they mow down some of the first invaders of the game, my first thought is Jan from Hellsing Ultimate: Abridged. " Ah shit. Looks like we need more prayer in schools. "
I hope to see more series of this.
I've had a bad week, and this gave me much needed laughs. Thanks!
Damn, you're the first youtuber I subscribed to in like 2 years... and you made me play Rimworld.
"Losing George was...eh."
bro got me wheezing over here 💀
Kleaper: *Gives Toxic Wastepacks*
The Empire: Ha! Deal with tha-
Kleaper a few quadrums later: *Sends 500+ Toxic Wastepacks back*
The Empire: Oh shi-
When gru had enough
As I haven't played it yet, my only experience with Biotech is actually just Samuel Streamer's (relatively) unmodded playlist, so I'm interested to see how stacking multiple Biotech features on one pawn will turn out.
The fact that he pulled a clone wars and made a army of children and turn them into soldiers
"from bootleg Ohio" 13:43 had me DYING (hi, Ohio resident here and can confirm)
I love forcing little people to do work for me without getting paid
“How could you pollute all of it?” America walks I. “ I belive we haven’t meet!”
13:05 shouldn't have made me laugh as hard as it did.
i like how you misspelled fascism to not get demonetized
Children fighting the wars of some overlord from within permanent suits of hyper-power armor... Why do I feel like I've seen that somewhere before...
I am utterly in awe at the fact that you only have 150k subscribers, your video quality and sense of humor are top notch dude keep it up
21:23 "18 year olds" they're at most one or two
the afton screaming micheal made me burst out laughing
an absolute BANGER, keep it up my dude
The commentary is god tier.
Randy's story telling has nothing on you! Wonderful vid
I like how when he said. "harnessing the power of child labor" there was penguinz0 scream was in the back round
Ahh so nice to see a grim kleaper video it's been way too long
the fucking clone overdosing on go juice into your best colonist shooting themselves with their own rocket launcher is peak rimworld
How do you not have like 1 million subs this content is so good
Least Geneva convention violating rimworld experience
16:07 “because of high growth tier..”
Meanwhile I’m over here always getting to tier 8 cause i obsess over my rimworld children 💀
This was a GRUsome video
Can't wait to endlessly clone ayanami rei and turn everyone into funta afterwards
We have over 1 million clone ready to be deployed. Red alert march sounds.
You want to send your excess wastepacks to tribal settlements nearby because they only retalliate with raids and not sending the wastepacks back, lol
Imagine being another settlement's toxic waste dump
Ah, RimChildren taking RimDrugs overdose easily, what lightweights.
Making clones out of clones is like photo coping the same photo copy over and over until it become a unidentified mess
Are we sure this isn't Warhammer 40k canon?
"how could we fill all of it?"
very easy, you just spread it out over years.
Putting young people into metal suits of armor to do your bidding while fighting AI robots?
Wait where have I seen this before-?
*I'm willing to bet LUCAS listened to bury the light while cloudgazing in a thunderstorm*
13:55 this cannot have been a coincidence!
Alternative name: Beating Rimworld with Child Space Marines
Gotta admit, I love this guy's stuff. Sometimes wish there was a Lil more time on these videos so I could admire more of his war crimes xD
"the only thing they fear are the minions"
Communist Luxembourg in HoI4 trying make army:
Omg I've been waiting for your new video for so long! Glad see you uploading content again. Love your cut-to-the-chase action-filled edits, and your sarcastic humor xD
ah yes, my favorite illumination animation film, Minions: the Rise of Fascism
In a galaxy far far away a man makes the Grand Army of the Republic and commits mass chemical warfare
That one normal kid "mr scientist, why i play with other kids" "well billy those arent 'kids' they are weapons"
My head canon is that the gene extractor is just a BDSM machine that gives the best SUCC imaginable
THE RETURN OF LUCAS
MINIONS
I can’t stop watching this it’s so good
"The intelligence of drywall."
Wow.
I need to use that someday.
Literally the best place a drop pod could ever drop, the waste dump lol
Bro you are literally the emperor from 40k
Gru when the animal hybrid faction sent one guy to raid his base
Gru "damnit my rival is sending his damn hybrids after me"
>token orphan kid
Perfect, this is how Gru hides under a gambit of being a "groundbreaking" doctor who "helps" his patients by making sure their "ailments don't hurt them or anyone else again". Sure, he has a high fatality rate, but that's purely because the bold advance of science is a brutal field! He's DEFINITELY NOT using it to cover up any shady practices!
Ok Imma need you to make these videos like 10x longer. I'm watching all of them too quickly and I am running out.
Dude your jokes were constant and all of them were so funny, great video man
I love seeing games where developers just put things inside that would let players do crimes against life itself, and see players be the biggests dangers ever only to be beated by the most random thing ever
the prelude to the lucas moment in the android colony vid