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  • @Kelly-hh7jz
    @Kelly-hh7jz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7056

    Them being green screened into the same scene, at different distances from the camera, and shaking hands, is the funniest thing ever

    • @earlsmith7428
      @earlsmith7428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Any one catch Aidy being in the background and doing a little dance or something while McKinnon was talking? It's those little touches.

    • @Red4350
      @Red4350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I thought they over did it...one or twice was cool ...

    • @MrDrProfessorSir962
      @MrDrProfessorSir962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      V horrible take. I didn’t notice the hand shaking. I was a huge fan of the back to back duo team up

    • @wouldbang6928
      @wouldbang6928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I don't know what you're talking about. They shot this together on a soundstage

    • @earlsmith7428
      @earlsmith7428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@wouldbang6928 Yes, you're right.

  • @annaridley795
    @annaridley795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5475

    I was confused as to why the audience wasnt laughing. Then I remembered.

    • @tesla9632
      @tesla9632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      I kind of like it. Most tv shows now don't have laugh tracks, it's like an update.

    • @tylerjacobson3169
      @tylerjacobson3169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Yeah i think jokes are better without laugh tracks. It's been outdated in sitcoms for at least a decade now and I think people will prefer it for late night shows and even comedy skits after this whole Corona thing ends.

    • @djdarlabeathebest
      @djdarlabeathebest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Anna Ridley me too

    • @Red4350
      @Red4350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      most real audiences wouldn't laugh at this skit anyways....sure its entertaining but not laugh out loud funny...but you know what do i know people laugh at anything nowadays...like they feel pressured to laugh or something

    • @jeffcohens1563
      @jeffcohens1563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      More so none of this was funny and making light to dark and twisted time s

  • @drewsplove5339
    @drewsplove5339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3732

    Dasani tastes like every bottle has a nickel in it.

    • @braelyn4233
      @braelyn4233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      Lmao I can't believe you just described dasani so accurately. I've been trying to describe how awful dasani tastes for years but I finally found it.

    • @antmfan231995
      @antmfan231995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Lol family guy really nailed it with that

    • @braelyn4233
      @braelyn4233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@antmfan231995 really? what episode?

    • @antmfan231995
      @antmfan231995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hello Kitty s17e9 pawtucket pete

    • @braelyn4233
      @braelyn4233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@antmfan231995 ok will watch

  • @Leelz247
    @Leelz247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2222

    Them trying to shake each other's hands and high five, lol.

    • @Egoblivion
      @Egoblivion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Reminds me of Tim and Eric.

    • @gmun2248
      @gmun2248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *deliberately not touching

    • @rayyana.8538
      @rayyana.8538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is not how you shake hand or high five?? lol

    • @drakekay6577
      @drakekay6577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LMFAO social distancing through media and photoshop!

    • @Egoblivion
      @Egoblivion 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@drakekay6577 Omg why didn't I make that connection? It's too good!

  • @abbymorrison6857
    @abbymorrison6857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3132

    The editors for all these at home sketches need a raise

    • @manicnoize
      @manicnoize 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Abby Morrison they do? This was probably the worst snl ever....EVER.

    • @suzylux
      @suzylux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Juan Carlos Rivera [chimes in] yea, up ya bum manicnoize!!

    • @racafritz
      @racafritz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I think this is one of their best seasons in a long time.

    • @kmc9452
      @kmc9452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@manicnoize yes, yes it is.

    • @kmc9452
      @kmc9452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dear SNL : please let me write a few sketches for you, you need help

  • @jgk381
    @jgk381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +898

    Dasani Wipes: "Kills 4000% of germs"
    It has so many added chemicals you can use it as a disinfect lol

    • @BigRedShadevil
      @BigRedShadevil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Now vegetarian!

    • @anakinskywalker1377
      @anakinskywalker1377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      If they kill 4000% of germs, I'll take a dozen

    • @-desertpackrat
      @-desertpackrat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      PSA: don't mix with bleach, it causes a small nuclear explosion.

    • @gelusvenn5063
      @gelusvenn5063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If something killed 4000% of germs, I would be absolutely horrified to see what it would do to a human body. That's some "Wear a full hazmat suit and air out the house for one week after using" stuff

  • @Southernblonde1310
    @Southernblonde1310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2798

    Not even in the same room and still bringing Grade-A comedy with their chemistry.

    • @milescorporosus4058
      @milescorporosus4058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Somehow even their intentional, awkward lack of chemistry shows they have great chemistry.

    • @wadebrashear7517
      @wadebrashear7517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah, they're great together! Makes me miss Aidy even more. #AidyComeBack

    • @wadebrashear7517
      @wadebrashear7517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aidy's back! 🎉🎈🎉

  • @ShawnsterVideos
    @ShawnsterVideos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2780

    "You asked for toilet paper. Do you want a DVD of Van Helsing?" = perfection.

    • @thompkins6796
      @thompkins6796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      They did Van Helsing dirty for no reason 😂

    • @tracyroweauthor
      @tracyroweauthor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I dunno, they're substituting toilet paper for shit?

    • @sketchios5158
      @sketchios5158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      In fact I do

    • @ShawnsterVideos
      @ShawnsterVideos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@sketchios5158 Hugh? You're undercover again?

    • @jaundist
      @jaundist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh! I finally get it , to wipe you're _____

  • @cookie9655
    @cookie9655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    I think the self awareness of the green screen, and the intentional awkward layering and poorly timed unison motion made this sketch finally something enjoyable during all of this 😭

  • @Sam-mu4pc
    @Sam-mu4pc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +825

    My favorite SNL sketches are the ones that are just Kate and Aidy being Kate and Aidy together

  • @arinanales8305
    @arinanales8305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1809

    “Dasani water now vegetarian” made me lose it

    • @keetopuffs
      @keetopuffs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Soon as she said 30% less sodium and I was no good anymore

    • @spinningbackkick6021
      @spinningbackkick6021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Low Sodium. LOL

    • @ROFLSoup
      @ROFLSoup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      That was the first comical thought I had when all this hit, when I was buying groceries getting what I could I couldn't help but notice how they had a huge pyramid of dasani that nobody fucking wanted. Even in a pandemic they can't sell that trash lol.

    • @jacksonkent69
      @jacksonkent69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It is toooo salty

    • @twdjt6245
      @twdjt6245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don’t get iy

  • @bunnyxband
    @bunnyxband 4 ปีที่แล้ว +731

    The non-stop roasting of Dasani water brings me joy.

    • @celieboo
      @celieboo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What is the joke with Dasani water?

    • @corvus0corone
      @corvus0corone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@celieboo they add sodium to it, to dehydrate you and make you buy more.

    • @idalarsen2540
      @idalarsen2540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@corvus0corone but.. sodium helps your body retain the water, tho. I -- ughh. It helps to keep you hydrated, instead of just peeing it out immidiatly. Sodium isn't bad, generally - in moderation (that goes for anything, tho. Moderation is key, as they say). It's in fact crucial for us. Sodium is a mineral that we need, just like all the other vitamins and minerals. Again, like I've already said, _in moderation_. I'm very aware that too much sodium in your diet can be really bad, I'm not stupid. I'm just saying, sodium ain't as bad as people make it out to be. People are acting like sodium is just as bad, or even worse than trans fats or saturated fats and such, these days. Anything in excess is bad, that even goes for _water_. And once again, sodium retains water, it doesn't hydrate you. Sodium is important to our bodies. Ya know why we usually bloat after eating noodles, by instance? Noodles are rich in sodium, and it retains/"stores"/keeps water, so the bloating is just retained waterweight. Like, we obvs don't at all noticeably gain that weight directly on our noodle-bloated stomachs immidiatly after a pack of noodles. It's just waterweight.
      I'm just.. where on earth did anyone get the notion that sodium/salt is dehydrating??? That's literally the complete opposite from the truth. People gotta stop making things up as facts and spreading it around as if they're actual facts, when you really don't actually know. Some people will surely believe anything, from whatever source. Goodness.

    • @KD-xb5np
      @KD-xb5np 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@celieboo I think a lot of people think it tastes gross.

    • @The_angry_owl_99
      @The_angry_owl_99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@idalarsen2540 People think sodium dehydrates because when you consume too much sodium it DOES dehydrate you. It will literally pull water out of your cells. I get where you were going with this comment but why are you acting like sodium can't make you dehydrated? You also sound pretty condescending. People think sodium causes dehydration in any amount because that's what they've always been told and I'm sure you know that.

  • @Wicked_Trojan
    @Wicked_Trojan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4385

    I don’t know if this is hilariously true or depressingly accurate.

    • @Pyrethryn
      @Pyrethryn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      A little from column A, a little from column B.

    • @docmalthus
      @docmalthus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Or both..

    • @15thCrypt
      @15thCrypt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Well there is a bunch of Dasani out there.

    • @mitchellswope6717
      @mitchellswope6717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      After having done a bit of online grocery shopping for the first time... omg the substitutions, ACCURATE

    • @rayh.8222
      @rayh.8222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      its joyously correct

  • @cookingwithmonty
    @cookingwithmonty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +635

    Please appreciate the level of effort put into editing

    • @IWillHarvestYourToes
      @IWillHarvestYourToes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You clearly never watched UNHhhh. That's editing.

    • @angelahaigler
      @angelahaigler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fabulous!

    • @wienersmcbutts
      @wienersmcbutts 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Entry level editing. So incredible

    • @jiminycrickets990
      @jiminycrickets990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ik this is a joke but
      the 5% level of effort lmao

    • @jcooper15301
      @jcooper15301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They recorded it at home. Pretty amazing

  • @heyheytaytay
    @heyheytaytay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +541

    I lasted until 0:40 with Kate's "I don't know I like it"
    Something about that just killed me.

    • @dazem8
      @dazem8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      her delivery is always 👌

    • @portalina
      @portalina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      It’s a combo affair with aidy’s “what’s wrong with it? it’s wadar” Her accent that peaks right there.

    • @chrissmith3668
      @chrissmith3668 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@portalinaI love how she says wadar

  • @samuelhopely4853
    @samuelhopely4853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1434

    This is one of the single funniest skits I've ever seen and that disturbs me.

    • @SB43.
      @SB43. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Must be that this show is going to pure dawg shit now.

    • @grimking9847
      @grimking9847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This is awful

    • @vwhisp1394
      @vwhisp1394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm laughing hysterically and crying!! I know what you mean!!🤣🤣🤣😳😞

    • @ianwerden5601
      @ianwerden5601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, I just saved it into a playlist.😷😁😷

    • @KaylaMarie_
      @KaylaMarie_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Have you not been watching SNL long?

  • @killersugar6816
    @killersugar6816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    I loved that they weren’t together, then made fun of their bad job making it look like they were. Added a fun layer of comedy over the jokes.

    • @frefremcgee9196
      @frefremcgee9196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      KillerSugar they caught up with Tim & Eric.

  • @TsetsiStoyanova
    @TsetsiStoyanova 4 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    Sure, i’ll wipe my behind with the Van Helsing DVD!

    • @danielleking262
      @danielleking262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And wipe up with Dasani cleaning wipes! 😆

  • @diamari91
    @diamari91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1245

    I literally died when they showed the Dasani water... every walgreens ever

    • @ShipFantastic
      @ShipFantastic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I know! 😂😂😂

    • @mermaid1717
      @mermaid1717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Dasani is the first water that sells out after store brand so I don't understand where people are saying they hate it.

    • @ShipFantastic
      @ShipFantastic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@mermaid1717 it must be regional cause that's all I have. 😂😂😂 Always and forever stocked with Dasani! Even my Coke Rep drinks aquafina, 😅😂🤣

    • @mermaid1717
      @mermaid1717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@ShipFantastic and yet Aquafina is what is weird tasting to me.

    • @ShipFantastic
      @ShipFantastic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mermaid1717 it tastes weird to me as well, you're not alone! I only drink the store brand spring gallon.

  • @carlos-ricardochambers8486
    @carlos-ricardochambers8486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    "what's wrong with it? it's WATER!"😂😂another priceless line delivery from quacky Aidy B.

  • @ItsLisetteMedina
    @ItsLisetteMedina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1366

    “You asked for toilet paper. Do you want a DVD of Van Helsing?” Truly took me out. 😂

    • @rociwillreadforyou
      @rociwillreadforyou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Lisette Medina $12.00 and a picture of one roll of toilet tissue.

    • @earlsmith7428
      @earlsmith7428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Did you catch the price of the toilet paper?

    • @alexisd6106
      @alexisd6106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I love that the DVD was only $3

    • @JaqenHghar.
      @JaqenHghar. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm still laughing right now lol

    • @PowellPhD
      @PowellPhD 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not much difference, really.

  • @novacorps2468
    @novacorps2468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2234

    This would be so funny if it wasn't so depressing. Now I'll take the wine from Missouri if you don't mind.

    • @sayanthingbrandnew
      @sayanthingbrandnew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      If you do any wine from Herman, MO is great. Made in the traditional German Bavarian tradition. Les Bourgeois is a good winery too.

    • @maggiekoch9348
      @maggiekoch9348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I live in Missouri. I rarely drink, but our wines are pleasing in general, and great for cooking.

    • @kelynsequeira
      @kelynsequeira 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂 pour me a cup too

    • @didderjade
      @didderjade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      govoryachtonibyd' Gotta love that Norton grape. And by love, I mean be pleasantly surprised by every time, but at least it’s pleasant!

    • @andrewstechlessons
      @andrewstechlessons 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I live in Missouri lol

  • @rosetintednightmares
    @rosetintednightmares 4 ปีที่แล้ว +924

    The dedication over there at SNL never ceases to amaze me. Kate McKinnon and Aidy Bryant are still making hilarious skits together while in quarantine. And of course they are. Because they’re Kate McKinnon and Aidy Bryant.

    • @mynameisreallycool1
      @mynameisreallycool1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      They're my two personal favorite current cast members

    • @rosetintednightmares
      @rosetintednightmares 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Erebma Dammahom I feel like they’re everyone’s lol. They’re just SO iconic and they never get tired of what they do or lose even a bit of their passion.

    • @proutytyler1
      @proutytyler1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This skit was pretty weak.

    • @mynameisreallycool1
      @mynameisreallycool1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@proutytyler1 I agree. This skit was okay, but not as good as the ones from the past.

    • @rosetintednightmares
      @rosetintednightmares 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Booty Wizard At least they were trying? It’s a really depressing time for all of us, and the fact that we have people trying to keep spirits high is so wonderful. Give them a break.

  • @SimplyTique
    @SimplyTique 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    “We want to give you what you want. But FIRST buy what we have.” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @_braune_
    @_braune_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    As someone who eats everything in a bag of Chex Mix except the pretzels, I felt personally attacked by "Chex Mix Oops! All Pretzels"

    • @kswizzles2102
      @kswizzles2102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Family Guy Channel pretzels are the worst part of every flavor of chex mix...edit: the breadsticks/poofs of air are the worst

    • @sixoffcenter80
      @sixoffcenter80 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I'll take pretzles any day over those dumb bread sticks

    • @sausageassassinn
      @sausageassassinn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *EVERY PART OF CHEX MIX IS EQUA-*

    • @sausageassassinn
      @sausageassassinn 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ueuhshdhehnsiajnebhanan

    • @emuccino
      @emuccino 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It would be an attack if you ONLY ate the pretzels. 🤦‍♂️

  • @Punch_Brother
    @Punch_Brother 4 ปีที่แล้ว +647

    "We wanna give you what you want. But first, we need you to buy what we have"
    - me to every woman I've dated for the past 10 years.

  • @erinadams2298
    @erinadams2298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    “Margariiiiine!” That killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @autumnwind1216
    @autumnwind1216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +670

    My wife is vegetarian & we make this joke all the time how everything she is looking for is always fully stocked lol.

    • @mindym1959
      @mindym1959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Same, haven't had any shortage on cauliflower crust pizza or plant milk.

    • @espositolne
      @espositolne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lmao ya i like gluten free things and those are always free!!

    • @katherine8966
      @katherine8966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@mindym1959 All the plant milks were out of stock near us except the super expensive crazy ones like pea milk . But yeah plenty of vegan chicken nuggs and soya ground beef!

    • @AmandaBlondie007
      @AmandaBlondie007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And no limit on the vegan frozen entrees either which is great. 🤗

    • @timgleason2527
      @timgleason2527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Everyone in State College panic bought all the tofu and that’s how you know it’s a college town

  • @laurao3274
    @laurao3274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    I've been working at a grocery store through all this craziness. Thank you, ladies. You made my day.

  • @johnboyzan3304
    @johnboyzan3304 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The way kate says “cauliflower pasta” cracks me up every time lol

  • @brianrussell5277
    @brianrussell5277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    "We want to give you what you want but first you have buy what we have". Priceless quote

  • @FlyingOverTr0ut
    @FlyingOverTr0ut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    As someone who worked in a movie theater when Van Helsing came out, that toilet paper joke was pretty good.

    • @calvinzhobbes
      @calvinzhobbes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      that's actually a good movie

    • @donnawoodford6641
      @donnawoodford6641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Didn't see the movie, so I missed the joke.

    • @Gorilla_Jones
      @Gorilla_Jones 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@calvinzhobbes no, it isn't. It's the only movie I walked out of in my entire life. Everyone, do not listen to this person about anything.

    • @eyeheartsushi2212
      @eyeheartsushi2212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gorilla Jones 😂😂😂 fair enough

    • @Gorilla_Jones
      @Gorilla_Jones 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@eyeheartsushi2212 😆

  • @yaboicolleen
    @yaboicolleen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Every single time Aidy and Kate are in a commercial together is brilliant

  • @cpotisch
    @cpotisch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    Are we all going to just ignore the *“Peeps Soup”?* 🤣

    • @wrkrbee28
      @wrkrbee28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I think we were all too horrified over the pepto bismol oreos l

    • @rukhtalos8587
      @rukhtalos8587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      It’s not as bad as “Boy Scout Cookies.”

    • @kooneya
      @kooneya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes we are.

    • @JCMellencamp78
      @JCMellencamp78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No I lost my shit at that!

    • @House0fHoot
      @House0fHoot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What is Peeps?

  • @ronaldnesbit8988
    @ronaldnesbit8988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "We want to give you what you want, but first we need you to buy what we have!"

  • @cxxxrose
    @cxxxrose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The editing in this makes it 10x more hilarious. I can’t understand how you wouldn’t find that element to be one of the best parts of the sketch.

  • @delaPortilla
    @delaPortilla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    The whole acting-like-non-actors bit in a “budget local commercial” is no small feat... Bravo..!! This is wet-your-pants funny!!!
    Just brilliant...

  • @xInnerlaughx
    @xInnerlaughx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I love how she says "cauliflower pasta" lol

    • @joeygibson6867
      @joeygibson6867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rpsabq2774 what’s the point of being rude and negative online totally unprovoked? I’m genuinely asking. Do you find it fun in some weird way?

  • @NicolasGarcia-uw4xf
    @NicolasGarcia-uw4xf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    These pandemic sketches are a different breed we’ll never get again

    • @dehydratedwater4803
      @dehydratedwater4803 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you really believe politicians will allow the pandemic to ever go away?

    • @ALostScientist
      @ALostScientist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      comedians write their best material when under stress

    • @CatatonicImperfect
      @CatatonicImperfect 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WHY IS NOBODY LAUGHING???

  • @tobybartels8426
    @tobybartels8426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    The best part is seeing Kate and Aidy trying to interact.

  • @TheDarryl76
    @TheDarryl76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    "We wanna give you what you want. But first, we need you to buy what we have."
    😂😂😂😂💀

  • @swtpeteswtpete1515
    @swtpeteswtpete1515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Rocketed to top ten funniest fake SNL ads of all time. I was dying laughing!! Saving vid offline for sure.

  • @JammastaJ23
    @JammastaJ23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    This feels like early 2010s TH-cam. Good stuff.

    • @johnmartinez7440
      @johnmartinez7440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's what I've been thinking about these digital/lockdown skits. Getting the pros in to blow everyone else's comedy out of the water.

  • @iskandertime747
    @iskandertime747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    Dibs on "Impossible Lobster" as the name of my new Prog-Jam band.

    • @ianwerden5601
      @ianwerden5601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was thinking of it as a possible band name too!😷😁😷😂

    • @ge2623
      @ge2623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Ok but I get to use "Peeps Soup" for my Christian reggae band

    • @Perurikun
      @Perurikun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ge2623 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

    • @tattoofthesun
      @tattoofthesun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I play bass can I join?

    • @Patsy_Parisi
      @Patsy_Parisi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      iskandertime747 Impossible bat is flying off the shelves in China.

  • @MaddysinLeigh
    @MaddysinLeigh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I work in a grocery store and this is accurate.

  • @Queenkirlia
    @Queenkirlia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    1:00 kate is about to lose it from this joke lmao

    • @MrDrProfessorSir962
      @MrDrProfessorSir962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Queen Kirlia TOMU it’s tofu made of meats and cheese

    • @brkn613
      @brkn613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I really hope that was her reading it for the first time and the take was so good they just kept it.
      Because it's even more hilarious to have her say it with her being vegetarian.

    • @ImAnEmergency
      @ImAnEmergency 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I seriously rewatched just that bit like 10 times

    • @d.stiefel869
      @d.stiefel869 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The only joke in this skit is the person who wrote it.

    • @agenthoneybadger
      @agenthoneybadger 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes , love it when that happens lol

  • @elijahcohen-gordon2572
    @elijahcohen-gordon2572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    My dad and I were high watching this and I think he shat himself laughing at “Peep’s Soup”

    • @Noahdaz
      @Noahdaz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I hate that peep cereal is actually a thing now.

    • @ken123abc
      @ken123abc 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Elijah Cohen-Gordon ditto

    • @AksentNethariaFilm
      @AksentNethariaFilm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i read this comment before it happened in the video and it still hit me like a truck, had to pause the video because i was laughing too hard

    • @trinity3422
      @trinity3422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Elijah Cohen-Gordon was it a full blown shit or did he just try to fart and some shit came out (shart) 🤯

    • @elijahcohen-gordon2572
      @elijahcohen-gordon2572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      dbzlover27 lmao he didn’t know that I was high - he has medical marijuana, I’m just a piece of garbage

  • @Sam-on5jf
    @Sam-on5jf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    as a marylander i can confirm unfortunately we are out of pepsi crab across the whole state

    • @m4ryslibrary
      @m4ryslibrary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      F

    • @TheCatBilbo
      @TheCatBilbo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What!? You poor people in Queen Maryland. It's a bit late but I've set-up a GoFund me page so we can send you supplies from the UK. We've also got Dr.Pepper Spray® in regular & low-gluten flavours. Stay safe, Colonial brethren.

  • @a24396
    @a24396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I swear the SNL quarantine edition is just a collection of the most awkward and self conscious skits I've ever seen... And for some reason I really, really love all of them...

    • @Keithustus
      @Keithustus 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Low bar when you only leave the house for groceries.

    • @a24396
      @a24396 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Keithustus Actually... I'm an "essential" so I head in to work every day... But... When I'm at home in the evening or on the weekends I'm still starved for stuff to enjoy... And this stuff, so far, hasn't disappointed...

    • @Keithustus
      @Keithustus 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      a24396, similar for me except I’m three states from home so haven’t been home since this whole thing started.

    • @a24396
      @a24396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Keithustus That's rough, I hope you stay safe and they're taking care of you...

    • @Keithustus
      @Keithustus 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      a24396 Fine with some days off now, and video chat with family almost daily.

  • @StoneHillWinery
    @StoneHillWinery 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Fun Fact: Missouri was one of the top wine producing states in the United States, being home to the 2nd largest winery in the country and third largest in the world pre-Prohibition, gaining international recognition. When European grapes were destroyed by phylloxera, Missouri vines and scientists were key to saving the European wine industry. If you are interested in wine and haven't heard about Missouri's impact on the industry as a whole, check it out!

    • @payne-pw6jn
      @payne-pw6jn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Amen. MO for the win

    • @ErikJensenDetroit
      @ErikJensenDetroit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I learned something today.

    • @chelliespider
      @chelliespider 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I know, I really didn't get that reference. I live in Kansas City and I almost always buy from the local wine section at the store. Love my Missouri wines, and I encourage everyone to take a wine (and mead) tour in Herman, MO if you get the opportunity.

    • @blondeeagles
      @blondeeagles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Found the person from Missouri

    • @didderjade
      @didderjade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      blondeeagles Yes, Stone Hill Winery is a winery in Missouri.

  • @sovietunionsmostnotoriousk5031
    @sovietunionsmostnotoriousk5031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    This commercial is brought to you by *DASANI WATER*

  • @m0L3ify
    @m0L3ify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    the high five at the end 😂

  • @geekishgir
    @geekishgir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    The items got more and more absurd! I was rolling by the end. And silver lining, I think the virus is an excellent training exercise for grocery store managers to assess what people won't buy under ANY circumstances! 😂🤣

    • @bettygreenhansen
      @bettygreenhansen 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      geekishgirl
      Store what you eat.
      Eat what you store.

    • @chewycenter7690
      @chewycenter7690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I work in a grocery in Atlanta and there's a HuffPost article based on NY and 3 surefire losers halfway across the country are Chickpea pasta, cauliflower pizza and Dude Wipes. The folks behind them don't need to return to work when Covid 19 is over.

    • @johnnal9066
      @johnnal9066 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pringles Mint!!!!😅😅😅

  • @kxmode
    @kxmode 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    “You asked for toilet paper. Do you want a DVD of Van Helsing?”
    “You asked for a DVD of Van Helsing. Do you want steak knives?”

  • @smitherms
    @smitherms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1640

    Wait, is hating Dasani water a general thing? I can’t stand it.

    • @zenseed75
      @zenseed75 4 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      Yes, because it has ingredients other than water and it fizzes, when you open it.

    • @lilithofnod
      @lilithofnod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      It has salt in it....which just makes you thirsty for more water.

    • @PiperW
      @PiperW 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      One of it's ingredients is used (in a much higher dosage) in lethal injections

    • @smitherms
      @smitherms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Wow. I haven’t had it in years decided when I was younger that I didn’t like it and haven’t gone near it since. Thanks for educating me.

    • @recentral48
      @recentral48 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      It's the worst tasting as well

  • @Venslor
    @Venslor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This is one of the best skits I've seen in ages. Thanks for finding ways to keep us laughing SNL.

  • @dartarro21
    @dartarro21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Them merciless Dasani digs...are so true 🤣 also I really appreciate the pepto Oreos because I am watching this with the stomach flu...those are about the only thing that sounds good 😂

  • @jaylawesley213
    @jaylawesley213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I love how snl is still putting in effort for us in spite of whats going on lmao

  • @interior.imperial1
    @interior.imperial1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I swear, 20 years from now, parents are going to sit their kids down and show them these skits. These are probably going to become as iconic as "down by the river," Mr. Robinson's Neighborhood, and "Shcweddy balls."

    • @Keithustus
      @Keithustus 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Making copies.....the copy master.....copy-Todd-zilla....

    • @bobdavis4848
      @bobdavis4848 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Schweddy

  • @joerogers1492
    @joerogers1492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Watching this in 2021 and the memories of this experience are visceral

  • @kevinnashiscool1
    @kevinnashiscool1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Peeps soup with a Pepto Oreo chaser is sounding pretty good nowadays.

  • @trapperkeeper9676
    @trapperkeeper9676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    The handshake at the end. 😂

  • @Vicky-pf1mw
    @Vicky-pf1mw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Aidy and Kate are the best duo. Everything they're in a stretch together it's so naturally funny!!

  • @redben1252
    @redben1252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    Chex Mix Oops All Pretzels, next to Starburst Oops All Yellow.

    • @yahdig.solid_leonhard3814
      @yahdig.solid_leonhard3814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The yellows & pinks r my favs !!

    • @MrDrProfessorSir962
      @MrDrProfessorSir962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yahdig.solid _LeonHard the. For you it’s starbursts oops all red

    • @iamthem.a.n.middleagednerd1053
      @iamthem.a.n.middleagednerd1053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I prefer orange

    • @Chrispy_thee_Critter
      @Chrispy_thee_Critter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes on the Starburst! Or those jellied Fruit Gems candies at Trader Joe’s where there’s only one red one in the whole batch. ☹️

    • @ryanschnizer6949
      @ryanschnizer6949 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      redben12 oops all pink Halloween was full of them

  • @francescorengifo
    @francescorengifo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    THAT WAS EVERYTHING! I was rubbing my hands like a fly and laughing all the way through. THIS! THIS is what hard work and detail gives you. Love ya ladies. So on time and wow 10!

  • @MrGgoodwill1
    @MrGgoodwill1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love the little things they do in this, like the way Aidy slightly slurs "water"

  • @accountant02130
    @accountant02130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    We want to give you what you want but first we need you to buy what we have !!!! (2:07) also $12.99 for a roll of toilet paper is about right !!!

  • @sunspotdevotion
    @sunspotdevotion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    “Boy Scout Cookies... They’re wet.” 😂
    I involuntarily shouted, “OMG EWWWW!” And almost fell off my bed laughing!
    Aidy and Kate are always hilarious! ❤️

    • @Neenerella333
      @Neenerella333 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I choked on that one.

    • @rukhtalos8587
      @rukhtalos8587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The, um, “frosting” on those looks a bit haphazard.

    • @bobdavis4848
      @bobdavis4848 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rukhtalos8587 The "frosting" supplier was distracted.

  • @pieosaurus3
    @pieosaurus3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    How is nobody talking about Aidy's weirdly sensual delivery of "Pepsi Crab"? That has to be my favorite part. What a great sketch

  • @whyyouwannaknowmyname4598
    @whyyouwannaknowmyname4598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love that @1:00 Kate looks like she is about to break character and laugh even though this is pre-recorded at home. Makes it feel like pre-quarantine SNL skits.

  • @russellshouse8998
    @russellshouse8998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “Tomoo. It’s tofu, made from beef and cheese.”
    I lost it hahaha.

  • @melissas4874
    @melissas4874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "A little bag of dry, hard, beans" is left on your shelves? Not in my area.

    • @orangehornet57
      @orangehornet57 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That certainly would be the case in Louisiana. Some folks still eat red beans and rice on Mondays.

  • @Igaveyoumyfakename
    @Igaveyoumyfakename 4 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    “We wanna give you what you want. But first we need you to buy what we have.” #PeptoBismolOreos

    • @bsarioz
      @bsarioz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oreos for real have all kinds of flavors though :D
      Like Peeps Oreo, no lie.

    • @tobybartels8426
      @tobybartels8426 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's true! As long as they're sitting on that unsold inventory, they'll never have the cash on hand to put in a winning bid for toilet paper.

    • @jeffs6090
      @jeffs6090 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have:
      Carrot cake
      Red velvet
      Cinnabon cinnamon bun
      Dark chocolate
      Fudge dipped mint
      Oreos in my pantry right now.

    • @ChantaBrite
      @ChantaBrite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bsarioz The peeps oreos are so gross. I had to call the company and tell them the filling tasted like paint.

  • @quizzlie
    @quizzlie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    As someone who works in a grocery store that oatmilk pizza packaging killed me. Good work, graphics department!

    • @christieperry4361
      @christieperry4361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As a fellow grocery professional, I agree!!

  • @olliemyers6638
    @olliemyers6638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    all the people who disliked it are employees at Dasani

  • @drbananas9503
    @drbananas9503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    As a boy scout, the boy scout cookies made me cry a bit knowing that we'll never have good fundraising.

    • @mateooomudnic1964
      @mateooomudnic1964 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      it is bicos your cookies ar so milky with a tick creamm ......XD
      creamm

    • @Amybnunny
      @Amybnunny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They're wet.

    • @manami3164
      @manami3164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      honestly camp cards make 10 times the amount of money for both the troop and the scout than girl scout cookies. I speak from experience for both

    • @jeffs6090
      @jeffs6090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah, we'll just stick to our pop corn and bird seed.

    • @roseJ96
      @roseJ96 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your cookies any good?

  • @LennayK
    @LennayK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    This was SO GOOD! Literally couldn't stop laughing
    #anythingbutdasani

    • @LennayK
      @LennayK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm sorry that happened to you

  • @theultimatereductionist7592
    @theultimatereductionist7592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    0:35 I love how they took the Impossible Burger meat & molded it into the shape of a lobster. LOL!

  • @caden0622
    @caden0622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    “Wine from Missouri”
    Yes, please...

    • @StoneHillWinery
      @StoneHillWinery 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      We can help you out :)

    • @caden0622
      @caden0622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Stone Hill Winery Best response ever! My comment was in relation to you all. My wife loves Vignoles!

    • @Blume43
      @Blume43 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You should hook up with St. James Winery for a collaboration😂

    • @harryragland7840
      @harryragland7840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The 2019 Norton was better than usual.

    • @chelliespider
      @chelliespider 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@StoneHillWinery I'm a huge fan. Please help out our obviously uneducated SNL cast by sharing about the wonders of Missouri wines (not to mention your most excellent sherry). As a resident of the KC area, I always buy local wines and will support you 100%!

  • @612Tiberius
    @612Tiberius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    "No - I wanted Gluten Free Dasani, not Vegan!"

  • @carlosdelcastillo6447
    @carlosdelcastillo6447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    LOL Dasani water! WTF?! Why does water have 20 ingredients?!

  • @DigitalDrugzzz
    @DigitalDrugzzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    This was the best one of the night hands down 🤣🤣🤣

  • @tifftaffy6062
    @tifftaffy6062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    It’s weird hearing only myself laugh due to the fact there’s no laughing in the background of the video.

    • @thewizardofoz511
      @thewizardofoz511 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought the same and to me it seemed to take a little bit of the funny out of the sketches lady but them not being in front of a live studio audience.. IDK that's just me

  • @Opinionatedboo
    @Opinionatedboo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I thought she said, “Do you want kids?” (I know she said kits) 😂😂😂

    • @karmz1986
      @karmz1986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I heard kids too and I wondered why they kids for sale... 😂

  • @marcavonevans
    @marcavonevans 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Hilarious! The Aidy's arm around Kate & the high five. Love and appreciate you ALL at SNL

  • @SuperBC1975
    @SuperBC1975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Pepsi Crab. I cracked up on that one.

    • @shifusensei6442
      @shifusensei6442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean... It's better than mountain dew.

    • @doctorthirteen5727
      @doctorthirteen5727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pepsi Crab With Butter is better.

    • @ADCD-dj8gz
      @ADCD-dj8gz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      B C if you loved that Pepsi Crab, you’ll love this Pepsi crab th-cam.com/video/GAoFDzVhHdw/w-d-xo.html

    • @ZyxthePest
      @ZyxthePest 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Crab Juice or Mountain Dew

    • @nana-bj8fe
      @nana-bj8fe 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pepsi Crab can be found in Giant stores in greater Maryland...LOL!

  • @victoriaedwards6789
    @victoriaedwards6789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    As a Missourian, I can say... we have lots and lots of wine.

    • @nooneinparticular469
      @nooneinparticular469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Missouri is the only place on earth where you can buy wine at a Dollar General at 3:00 pm on a Tuesday.
      Seriously, though you can get top shelf vodka at my local gas station. Our alcohol laws are INSANE.

    • @alexanderprice5020
      @alexanderprice5020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nooneinparticular469 Anheuser-Busch says "you're welcome"

  • @water2wine1
    @water2wine1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Don’t knock wine from Missouri till you’ve tried it. Some of my favorites.

  • @Igaveyoumyfakename
    @Igaveyoumyfakename 4 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    I gotta admit, fluoride bananas don't sound like a bad idea.

    • @doctorthirteen5727
      @doctorthirteen5727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I want that Peeps Soup.

    • @NolocoLawrence
      @NolocoLawrence 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was thinking Flo Rida 😂

    • @mrvrose9999
      @mrvrose9999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Boy Scout Cookies and wine from Missouri.

    • @MrDrProfessorSir962
      @MrDrProfessorSir962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Igaveyoumyfakename Pepsi Crab

    • @TrishTruitt
      @TrishTruitt 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fluoride is actually not good for you. It displaces and blocks a key mineral we don't get nearly enough of, iodine.

  • @fayisk5680
    @fayisk5680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Aidy is a happiness bomb

  • @amandamysong
    @amandamysong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    The Dasani jokes will make no sense to someone who doesn’t know the controversy around them😂😂

    • @jazzb3371
      @jazzb3371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Dasani is GROSS what controversy occurs it deserves.

    • @fufuberry1
      @fufuberry1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      that would be me. please explain the controversy, much appreciate

    • @sausageassassinn
      @sausageassassinn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah I also need someone to explain 😅

    • @tenzen839
      @tenzen839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@fufuberry1 The product is tap water, filtered and bottled, with added sodium.

    • @hutch1197
      @hutch1197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @Imma Perineum Because they're basically just running water out of a tap in a factory through a filter and adding magnesium sulfate and salt. The additives are the opposite reasons as to why people buy bottled water.

  • @merlinsclaw
    @merlinsclaw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    For a split second I thought Mint Pringles were real, and I threw up in my mouth a little bit. Thanks, SNL! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @bsarioz
      @bsarioz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In the US, mint is associated with sugar, but in many countries around the Mediterranean, it's used in savory dishes. I admit that it won't work too well with potatoes, it should still be edible, it's an herb.

    • @touringplan
      @touringplan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not mint, but i went to the asian grocery near me when everyone else was stocking up and swarming Publix - now i own cucumber flavored lays potato chips. Wait no, double checked the bag - cucumber flavored YAM crisps. Not half bad.

    • @johnmartinez7440
      @johnmartinez7440 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bsarioz I feel like mint and potatoes would work well in a normal dish anyway

  • @j.bernard752
    @j.bernard752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Oat-milk pizza!!! Planet Oat, you've done it again! 🤣

  • @meginthecity6524
    @meginthecity6524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    LOL "Wine from Missouri." As someone who grew up there... accurate.

    • @TheN8ism
      @TheN8ism 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s so hard to get rid of wine from Missouri they started selling it at gas stations.

    • @StoneHillWinery
      @StoneHillWinery 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheN8ism lol. You are drinking the wrong Missouri wine then...

    • @TheN8ism
      @TheN8ism 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stone Hill Winery haha just a joke as to why they sell wine in gas stations when most states don’t.

  • @littlean24
    @littlean24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    As someone who lives in Missouri, I can tell you the wine is legit. Look into it a little. You will be surprised.

    • @StoneHillWinery
      @StoneHillWinery 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thanks for the Missouri wine love!

  • @emfilee147
    @emfilee147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I can't figure out if Kate is just laughing through the whole video while saying her lines or if it's supposed to be the character

  • @cameomiddleton79
    @cameomiddleton79 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Ok, I'm offended by the Missouri wine joke. There are several very good wineries in mid Missouri. Thank you. 🤣

    • @StoneHillWinery
      @StoneHillWinery 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Preach! We Agree 100%

    • @Keithustus
      @Keithustus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Particularly the kinds without grapes.

    • @RatPfink66
      @RatPfink66 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      These are southern Missouri wines. The ones that can be used as window cleaner and neutralize cat pee.

  • @catbangs276
    @catbangs276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Impossible Lobster is so real that it even screams when you boil it

  • @jules4742
    @jules4742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This is what students in 2050 will watch as an in-class movie during the COVID-19 unit.

    • @dehydratedwater4803
      @dehydratedwater4803 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      If politicians have their way we will still be in pandemic mode in 2050

  • @AwkwardlySilenced
    @AwkwardlySilenced 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    This cures my pain