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  • Need some inspiration for your New Year's resolutions? Check out the gang's most iconic health kicks:
    00:00 S7Ep4 The Wink
    00:15 Intro
    00:20 S4Ep18 The Old Man
    00:54 S9Ep4 The Blood
    01:09 S7Ep8 The Pool Guy
    02:20 S6Ep2 The Big Salad
    03:00 S7Ep4 The Wink
    03:54 S9Ep4 The Blood
    04:26 S7Ep4 The Wink
    05:10 S9Ep4 The Blood
    05:29 S7Ep9 The Sponge
    06:09 S9Ep4 The Blood
    06:58 S7Ep4 The Wink
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    Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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  • @TheStuport
    @TheStuport 2 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    "All Aboard The Pain Train" Loved Mr. Mendelbaum

    • @tylerhoose3750
      @tylerhoose3750 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Not enough lessons to make a man out of you daffodil. 😂😂😂

    • @justinwyszkowski4460
      @justinwyszkowski4460 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      If you wanna live in a butcher shop, I’m gonna treat you like a piece of meat 😏

    • @xavierpaquin
      @xavierpaquin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If you wanna live in a butcher shop, I'm gonna treat you like a piece o' meat

    • @YaoEspirito
      @YaoEspirito 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "You think you're tougher than ME?"

    • @josepartida1711
      @josepartida1711 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      mandelbaum! mandelbaum! mandelbaum!

  • @michaelkelly3221
    @michaelkelly3221 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Jerry: What is she making?
    Elaine: I don't know, but I'm sure it had parents!

  • @lacouerfairy
    @lacouerfairy ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "Just had a big bowl of Kix."
    "Ah well, that's very mature." One of George's underrated responses.

    • @georgiasmith64
      @georgiasmith64 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Elaine had to order the biiiiggggg 🖐️👋 salad

  • @bozak2320
    @bozak2320 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    8:35 LOL @ the dog running past Elaine thinking it's a race.

  • @Gregorrin
    @Gregorrin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum! 😂😂😂

  • @Goldenowl66
    @Goldenowl66 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    That scene with him strapped to the moving car is scary.

  • @leavingtheisland
    @leavingtheisland 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Pulp can move, baby!

    • @jeffsims8270
      @jeffsims8270 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      That was someones' senior quote from my school. Mine was one that came from both J and G: "I do what I can" but in spanish. "Yo hago que puedo".... which is sorta the correct translation.

  • @feliciajenkins5041
    @feliciajenkins5041 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Now I want a big salad 🥗

  • @saphiquefemme
    @saphiquefemme 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    6:09 If you want to live in a butcher shop, I'm gonna treat you like a piece of meat 🤣💀

  • @stephen3627
    @stephen3627 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    Newmans swim suit is absolutely hilarious 😆

    • @ghostdogzx-1474
      @ghostdogzx-1474 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I didn’t even notice what he was wearing until now. It’s like from 1923. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Deere55
      @Deere55 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      In an interview, Wayne Knight said they originally just planned for him to be in regular swim trunks, but he was too embarrassed to go shirtless. So they came up with this old timey bathing suit, and everyone was happy, because it covers him up more and gives a funny image.

  • @93Jubilee
    @93Jubilee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "What'd you do, ransack her apartment?" Oh that hit home! When almost every member of the older generation in my family would pass on, my sister. . .oh! She'd go through everything and take whatever she wanted when no one else was there or looking! Then we'd spot the valuable items over at one of her two houses. Some people have no values, but they've got plenty of valuables!

    • @billblaski9523
      @billblaski9523 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao every family has a person like that

  • @CKB-vi8nw
    @CKB-vi8nw ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “Don’t lie to me butter bean”😂😂😂😂😂

  • @vishwasviranivv
    @vishwasviranivv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    George is sharing Jerry's secrets with Susan, which hints towards their deepening bond, right before he killed her.

    • @ryanloftis1125
      @ryanloftis1125 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      "They would never tell me, Elaine! First of all, they probably think that I killed Susan! Besides, I don't even think that they like me."

    • @tmpqtyutmpqty4733
      @tmpqtyutmpqty4733 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought George made it up

    • @CC-si3cr
      @CC-si3cr ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Changing a size 32 to 31 is hardly a vault-worthy secret.

    • @apricotsapricotsapricots
      @apricotsapricotsapricots ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It was an accident. He should have sued the envelope company.

    • @areeareradaemair3119
      @areeareradaemair3119 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well, she found out about the Bosco, so...

  • @redacted2275
    @redacted2275 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    2:08 Newman's "nah" lol

  • @keyweststeve3509
    @keyweststeve3509 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    That was great of them to bring back Lloyd Bridges for one last role before he was gone for good. To anybody who grew up in the 60's Lloyd Bridges was a household name. Sea Hunt was one of the first shows I consciously remember as a kid.

    • @talldarkknight
      @talldarkknight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wow. Do you live in Florida?

    • @keyweststeve3509
      @keyweststeve3509 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@talldarkknight I grew up there but I haven't lived there since I left to join the army.

    • @billblaski9523
      @billblaski9523 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!

  • @angelabolton4478
    @angelabolton4478 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Who was the absolute genius that got Lloyd Bridges to come and play? Fantastic!

  • @ginagills8245
    @ginagills8245 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    The cutest, fluffiest dogs ever chasing her at the end..ha

    • @fromthehaven94
      @fromthehaven94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      These mutts like to gossip.

    • @unseenufo
      @unseenufo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They probably wanted to use dobermans like most 90s films. But she was probably terrified of em.

  • @neoluddite5676
    @neoluddite5676 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Me: I’ll only eat healthy in 2022
    The McDonald’s ads: 1:30

  • @lloydster9000
    @lloydster9000 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “All aboard the Pain Train!” 🚂

  • @emirduratovic9954
    @emirduratovic9954 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The scene with Newman cracks me up 😂😂😂😂

  • @SuperN1ntendoChalmers
    @SuperN1ntendoChalmers หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I still can not get past that scene with Newman @ 1:30. I saw it 30 years ago, and it STILL cracks me up like it did then. Newman rules! OLLIE OLLIE OXEN FREE!

  • @Gregorrin
    @Gregorrin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Well I may have to take it but I don't have to like it. 😂😂😂

  • @matejfele9971
    @matejfele9971 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "I don't know, but I'm sure it had parents." I'm stealing that quote.

  • @jouster1945
    @jouster1945 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I always laugh when Mr. Mandkebaum says “Drop your purse hunny, and pick up that medicine ball.” Love it lmao😂 🤣

  • @garyfrombrooklyn
    @garyfrombrooklyn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I swear, this show always cheers me up

  • @tonyanthony5105
    @tonyanthony5105 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Over the last 15 years I have been taught CPR so many different ways that i legitimately do not remember what is considered correct anymore

    • @roguesheep3083
      @roguesheep3083 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I guess people just appreciate some kinda effort

    • @TakataScience
      @TakataScience 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Chest compressions to the tune of "Staying Alive".

    • @artsmith103
      @artsmith103 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sledge hammer with long handle is the new social distancing method.

    • @listrahtes
      @listrahtes ปีที่แล้ว

      30/2 it is right now

    • @phyllissowhat
      @phyllissowhat 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@roguesheep3083😂

  • @matthewrichmond4139
    @matthewrichmond4139 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Anyone who is scolding Jerry on his diet back then, should see how he looks at his age now.

    • @steverogers7601
      @steverogers7601 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They won’t care.
      You can tell people “hey. That thing is not good for you” and they’ll reply “oh yea?! Well watch me do it just cuz you said so!!”

    • @PatternLand
      @PatternLand 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He looks fine now tf lol the guy is like 60

    • @lesliemoore2644
      @lesliemoore2644 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@PatternLand he’s 68, he just looks 60 :)

    • @TheStuport
      @TheStuport ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lesliemoore2644 🤣

    • @DaveS859
      @DaveS859 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's a fictional TV show buddy

  • @patsalas5170
    @patsalas5170 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The great Loyd Bridges.....Sea Hunt ♥️♥️♥️

  • @attyla3970
    @attyla3970 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The Big salad. You had to have the big salad😂😂😂

  • @Gameboy-Unboxings
    @Gameboy-Unboxings 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    So strange.. I swore i'd seen every episode of this show but I don't remember ever seeing "the pool guy".. that's so exciting I have a new Seinfeld episode to watch.

  • @steverogers7601
    @steverogers7601 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Just a salad, just a salad.

  • @lucefina5091
    @lucefina5091 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Seeing jerry get so violent in the pool is one of the most funniest things I’ve ever seen!

  • @madlarkin8
    @madlarkin8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Ironically, the era that this episode was shot in is the only time in history that a steak or lamb chops were considered "less healthy" than a salad.

  • @12classics39
    @12classics39 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Well I’m gonna have to take it BUT I DON’T HAVE TO LIKE IT.”

  • @micljbitty
    @micljbitty ปีที่แล้ว +105

    This show is so far ahead of its time. It was literally created for TH-cam clips. I could watch these all day

    • @DrJ-hx7wv
      @DrJ-hx7wv ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It was very time bound, and you're misusing the word "literally."

    • @slickstrings
      @slickstrings ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Please look up the definition of 'literally'. And then stop using it.

  • @yt_hatesfreespeech
    @yt_hatesfreespeech 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Newman has the funniest swimsuit on

  • @shannonpollard3964
    @shannonpollard3964 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When a man might die and neither Jerry or Newman wants to give the victim CPR, because it evolves touching another man's lips lol.

  • @jeffsims8270
    @jeffsims8270 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    8:35 - I love this scene w the dogs chasing Elaine! If you look close enough, you can see one of the dogs pass her by just before the cam shot changes to the final shot with her back to us. Always crax me up😂😂😂😂😂

  • @flisko123
    @flisko123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    pulp can move baby

  • @miskitoragee6296
    @miskitoragee6296 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Not enough to make a man out of ya daffydill

  • @moldren5263
    @moldren5263 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like how the waiters at fancy restaurants are old or middle aged men. It gives me hope...

  • @ericd1632
    @ericd1632 ปีที่แล้ว

    "What is she making?" "I don't know, but I'm sure it had parents" 🤣😂😂😂

  • @edp3202
    @edp3202 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I'm sure whatever she's making had parents.

  • @emilong
    @emilong 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "It's a full bird, stuffed with ham, topped with gorgonzola" gets me every time 😂

  • @raddastronaut
    @raddastronaut ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That look on Susan’s face.
    How could he be so vein. 😂

  • @yaseensayyed972
    @yaseensayyed972 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Pulp can move baby!!!

  • @ThomB1031
    @ThomB1031 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:23 young Carlos Jacott! Love him in his Psych episodes

  • @1PITIFULDUDE
    @1PITIFULDUDE 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    You lag, you drag...

  • @charthers8903
    @charthers8903 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Is this a gym or some kind of fitness museum

  • @martintolovski
    @martintolovski 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    taking it up a notch 😂

  • @aceventurablaze
    @aceventurablaze 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:10 I see sumthing too

  • @greenmtnman7714
    @greenmtnman7714 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    At the pool Newman has flip flops on, then they disappear.

  • @alyxmac22
    @alyxmac22 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Don’t lie to me butterbean

  • @Kingcisco18
    @Kingcisco18 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I can say for sure that Elaine was not having a good laugh about it but i know i was😂😂😂

  • @curtisbrown5939
    @curtisbrown5939 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jerry has sugar in his tank 🤣

  • @curtisbrown5939
    @curtisbrown5939 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dog gone it! That was some good mutton.🤣

  • @maryjohnson4189nnkb
    @maryjohnson4189nnkb ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Don't lie to me butter bean. !!! Love It.

  • @7star7storm7
    @7star7storm7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Were taking it up a notch 🤘😊

  • @silverbolbo
    @silverbolbo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Perfect after dinner!! 😅😅

  • @dana.j9062
    @dana.j9062 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    All aboard the pain train, lol 😂😂

  • @donnamead3138
    @donnamead3138 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Omg, so freaking funny 🤣!!!!!

  • @jordanwhite8099
    @jordanwhite8099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:06 cmon Newman. Do it
    NAH!!!

  • @lapcsanka
    @lapcsanka ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Damn I want a veggie sandwich now

  • @crazyjoedavola5430
    @crazyjoedavola5430 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I see you there Ramone...

  • @maryjohnson4189nnkb
    @maryjohnson4189nnkb ปีที่แล้ว

    All aboard the pain train 🤣. Classic tv

  • @TheLadsBandLive
    @TheLadsBandLive 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:39 that laugh

  • @WEBBER_
    @WEBBER_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Damn dogs🤣

  • @DiddyKongVsLuigi
    @DiddyKongVsLuigi ปีที่แล้ว

    1:09 Ooo la la.

  • @gentrysymonds7280
    @gentrysymonds7280 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Just a question: How many bikes did Jerry have? I remember seeing a green "Klein" and a blue/white "Cannondale."

  • @jonvia
    @jonvia ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The big salad bit is the best bit in all of sitcoms. We dont have big bowls.

  • @Oceangirl_505
    @Oceangirl_505 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lloyd Bridges!!! 👍

  • @edwardbrito4010
    @edwardbrito4010 ปีที่แล้ว

    Call 911 then try being a paramedic lol.

  • @bonesmegga44
    @bonesmegga44 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's "go" time

  • @curtisbrown5939
    @curtisbrown5939 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That's some good mutt on😂

  • @jeffsims8270
    @jeffsims8270 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The episode Jerry attempts to go veggie.

  • @17__77
    @17__77 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    ‏‪1:06‬‏ 😂

  • @02chevyguy
    @02chevyguy ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Isn't that Loyd Bridges?

  • @steve_santiago
    @steve_santiago 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for mutton. 🤣

  • @RDC_Autosports
    @RDC_Autosports 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    8:37 a dog runs past her then it’s gone 😁👍

  • @xavierpaquin
    @xavierpaquin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think I would've remembered Memma

  • @thaddeusskywalker5293
    @thaddeusskywalker5293 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:14
    Fans when they saw the 'Power Rangers Gang' in the Book of Boba Fett!

  • @frankthetank1369
    @frankthetank1369 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thanks for muttin.

  • @MrWildcat2009
    @MrWildcat2009 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:30 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jimmybenyoucef4416
    @jimmybenyoucef4416 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:51 😆😅😂🤣😭

  • @centigradz2centigradz289
    @centigradz2centigradz289 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    George and Newman made this show.

  • @beardedwarlord7356
    @beardedwarlord7356 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1000th like :)

  • @michaellalli7693
    @michaellalli7693 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Just a salad -

  • @Vimukta
    @Vimukta 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    bloooood

  • @malekalfalhat8395
    @malekalfalhat8395 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The bust

  • @Icecold1776
    @Icecold1776 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    1st, seinfeld is the best
    Edit: the crow just did an emoji not fair lol

    • @thecrow3350
      @thecrow3350 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol it's because there was no audio at first or maybe my phone was tripping

    • @Icecold1776
      @Icecold1776 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thecrow3350 lol no worries

  • @Not_Always
    @Not_Always หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    grapefruit is the kind of fruit that knows you shouldn't eat it because the taste is so terrible.

  • @T3t4nu5
    @T3t4nu5 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    If you're drowning and those are the only two guys around just make peace with your god or gods.

  • @khaanabadoshi
    @khaanabadoshi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    So no T-Bone?

  • @adorable6385
    @adorable6385 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Believe it or not: basic training morning chow at a square table and four fellow brothers eating breakfast: I started with a half grapefruit, with my first plunged my spoon juice went across the table right in my brother across from me. My second dig my juice went into his eye. The third jab, you know it; went into his other eye and the fight started. He felt apparently that I was because I was good at the range, I knew how to direct my juice.😮

  • @seritacoffee7306
    @seritacoffee7306 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    But Kramer is way too much trouble?!

  • @matrix-san4147
    @matrix-san4147 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:29

  • @JD_300
    @JD_300 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I feel like if George and Susan had actually gotten married Susan would have had someone like me as her BFF do her hair and makeup for the wedding and then dish all about the honeymoon when they got back

  • @bradford_shaun_murray
    @bradford_shaun_murray 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:33

  • @paulbounleuth8901
    @paulbounleuth8901 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    🎩🤓🔮

  • @aussieraver7182
    @aussieraver7182 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:03
    Pffft, not subtle at all eh Mr Illuminati clowns.