New Year's Resolutions | Seinfeld
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00:00 S7Ep4 The Wink
00:15 Intro
00:20 S4Ep18 The Old Man
00:54 S9Ep4 The Blood
01:09 S7Ep8 The Pool Guy
02:20 S6Ep2 The Big Salad
03:00 S7Ep4 The Wink
03:54 S9Ep4 The Blood
04:26 S7Ep4 The Wink
05:10 S9Ep4 The Blood
05:29 S7Ep9 The Sponge
06:09 S9Ep4 The Blood
06:58 S7Ep4 The Wink
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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"All Aboard The Pain Train" Loved Mr. Mendelbaum
Not enough lessons to make a man out of you daffodil. 😂😂😂
If you wanna live in a butcher shop, I’m gonna treat you like a piece of meat 😏
If you wanna live in a butcher shop, I'm gonna treat you like a piece o' meat
"You think you're tougher than ME?"
mandelbaum! mandelbaum! mandelbaum!
Jerry: What is she making?
Elaine: I don't know, but I'm sure it had parents!
"Just had a big bowl of Kix."
"Ah well, that's very mature." One of George's underrated responses.
Elaine had to order the biiiiggggg 🖐️👋 salad
8:35 LOL @ the dog running past Elaine thinking it's a race.
Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum! 😂😂😂
That scene with him strapped to the moving car is scary.
Pulp can move, baby!
That was someones' senior quote from my school. Mine was one that came from both J and G: "I do what I can" but in spanish. "Yo hago que puedo".... which is sorta the correct translation.
Now I want a big salad 🥗
6:09 If you want to live in a butcher shop, I'm gonna treat you like a piece of meat 🤣💀
Newmans swim suit is absolutely hilarious 😆
I didn’t even notice what he was wearing until now. It’s like from 1923. 🤣🤣🤣
In an interview, Wayne Knight said they originally just planned for him to be in regular swim trunks, but he was too embarrassed to go shirtless. So they came up with this old timey bathing suit, and everyone was happy, because it covers him up more and gives a funny image.
"What'd you do, ransack her apartment?" Oh that hit home! When almost every member of the older generation in my family would pass on, my sister. . .oh! She'd go through everything and take whatever she wanted when no one else was there or looking! Then we'd spot the valuable items over at one of her two houses. Some people have no values, but they've got plenty of valuables!
Lmao every family has a person like that
“Don’t lie to me butter bean”😂😂😂😂😂
George is sharing Jerry's secrets with Susan, which hints towards their deepening bond, right before he killed her.
"They would never tell me, Elaine! First of all, they probably think that I killed Susan! Besides, I don't even think that they like me."
I thought George made it up
Changing a size 32 to 31 is hardly a vault-worthy secret.
It was an accident. He should have sued the envelope company.
Well, she found out about the Bosco, so...
2:08 Newman's "nah" lol
That was great of them to bring back Lloyd Bridges for one last role before he was gone for good. To anybody who grew up in the 60's Lloyd Bridges was a household name. Sea Hunt was one of the first shows I consciously remember as a kid.
Wow. Do you live in Florida?
@@talldarkknight I grew up there but I haven't lived there since I left to join the army.
Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!
Who was the absolute genius that got Lloyd Bridges to come and play? Fantastic!
The cutest, fluffiest dogs ever chasing her at the end..ha
These mutts like to gossip.
They probably wanted to use dobermans like most 90s films. But she was probably terrified of em.
Me: I’ll only eat healthy in 2022
The McDonald’s ads: 1:30
“All aboard the Pain Train!” 🚂
The scene with Newman cracks me up 😂😂😂😂
I still can not get past that scene with Newman @ 1:30. I saw it 30 years ago, and it STILL cracks me up like it did then. Newman rules! OLLIE OLLIE OXEN FREE!
Well I may have to take it but I don't have to like it. 😂😂😂
"I don't know, but I'm sure it had parents." I'm stealing that quote.
I always laugh when Mr. Mandkebaum says “Drop your purse hunny, and pick up that medicine ball.” Love it lmao😂 🤣
Lmao 🤣
It's go time
All aboard the pain trainnnn
"Thanks for muttin"
I swear, this show always cheers me up
Over the last 15 years I have been taught CPR so many different ways that i legitimately do not remember what is considered correct anymore
I guess people just appreciate some kinda effort
Chest compressions to the tune of "Staying Alive".
Sledge hammer with long handle is the new social distancing method.
30/2 it is right now
@@roguesheep3083😂
Anyone who is scolding Jerry on his diet back then, should see how he looks at his age now.
They won’t care.
You can tell people “hey. That thing is not good for you” and they’ll reply “oh yea?! Well watch me do it just cuz you said so!!”
He looks fine now tf lol the guy is like 60
@@PatternLand he’s 68, he just looks 60 :)
@@lesliemoore2644 🤣
It's a fictional TV show buddy
The great Loyd Bridges.....Sea Hunt ♥️♥️♥️
The Big salad. You had to have the big salad😂😂😂
So strange.. I swore i'd seen every episode of this show but I don't remember ever seeing "the pool guy".. that's so exciting I have a new Seinfeld episode to watch.
Just a salad, just a salad.
Seeing jerry get so violent in the pool is one of the most funniest things I’ve ever seen!
'Olly olly oxen free!!' is legendary
@@nicholassmith8806 oh man 🤣🤣🤘
1:23
Ironically, the era that this episode was shot in is the only time in history that a steak or lamb chops were considered "less healthy" than a salad.
“Well I’m gonna have to take it BUT I DON’T HAVE TO LIKE IT.”
This show is so far ahead of its time. It was literally created for TH-cam clips. I could watch these all day
It was very time bound, and you're misusing the word "literally."
Please look up the definition of 'literally'. And then stop using it.
Newman has the funniest swimsuit on
When a man might die and neither Jerry or Newman wants to give the victim CPR, because it evolves touching another man's lips lol.
8:35 - I love this scene w the dogs chasing Elaine! If you look close enough, you can see one of the dogs pass her by just before the cam shot changes to the final shot with her back to us. Always crax me up😂😂😂😂😂
pulp can move baby
Not enough to make a man out of ya daffydill
I like how the waiters at fancy restaurants are old or middle aged men. It gives me hope...
"What is she making?" "I don't know, but I'm sure it had parents" 🤣😂😂😂
I'm sure whatever she's making had parents.
"It's a full bird, stuffed with ham, topped with gorgonzola" gets me every time 😂
That look on Susan’s face.
How could he be so vein. 😂
Pulp can move baby!!!
1:23 young Carlos Jacott! Love him in his Psych episodes
You lag, you drag...
Is this a gym or some kind of fitness museum
taking it up a notch 😂
1:10 I see sumthing too
At the pool Newman has flip flops on, then they disappear.
Don’t lie to me butterbean
I can say for sure that Elaine was not having a good laugh about it but i know i was😂😂😂
Jerry has sugar in his tank 🤣
Dog gone it! That was some good mutton.🤣
Don't lie to me butter bean. !!! Love It.
Were taking it up a notch 🤘😊
Perfect after dinner!! 😅😅
All aboard the pain train, lol 😂😂
Omg, so freaking funny 🤣!!!!!
2:06 cmon Newman. Do it
NAH!!!
Damn I want a veggie sandwich now
I see you there Ramone...
All aboard the pain train 🤣. Classic tv
7:39 that laugh
Damn dogs🤣
1:09 Ooo la la.
Just a question: How many bikes did Jerry have? I remember seeing a green "Klein" and a blue/white "Cannondale."
The big salad bit is the best bit in all of sitcoms. We dont have big bowls.
Lloyd Bridges!!! 👍
Call 911 then try being a paramedic lol.
It's "go" time
That's some good mutt on😂
The episode Jerry attempts to go veggie.
1:06 😂
Isn't that Loyd Bridges?
Picked the wrong day to quit smoking.
Yes! 💙
Thanks for mutton. 🤣
8:37 a dog runs past her then it’s gone 😁👍
I think I would've remembered Memma
5:14
Fans when they saw the 'Power Rangers Gang' in the Book of Boba Fett!
Thanks for muttin.
1:30 😂😂😂😂😂
0:51 😆😅😂🤣😭
George and Newman made this show.
1000th like :)
Just a salad -
bloooood
The bust
1st, seinfeld is the best
Edit: the crow just did an emoji not fair lol
Lol it's because there was no audio at first or maybe my phone was tripping
@@thecrow3350 lol no worries
grapefruit is the kind of fruit that knows you shouldn't eat it because the taste is so terrible.
If you're drowning and those are the only two guys around just make peace with your god or gods.
So no T-Bone?
Believe it or not: basic training morning chow at a square table and four fellow brothers eating breakfast: I started with a half grapefruit, with my first plunged my spoon juice went across the table right in my brother across from me. My second dig my juice went into his eye. The third jab, you know it; went into his other eye and the fight started. He felt apparently that I was because I was good at the range, I knew how to direct my juice.😮
But Kramer is way too much trouble?!
1:29
I feel like if George and Susan had actually gotten married Susan would have had someone like me as her BFF do her hair and makeup for the wedding and then dish all about the honeymoon when they got back
1:33
🎩🤓🔮
0:03
Pffft, not subtle at all eh Mr Illuminati clowns.