@Digswingenn Other than Queensland and South Australia, it is illegal to possess or use an air soft gun, BB gun or gel blaster gun in any other State or Territory of Australia unless you have a valid firearms licence or permit.
@Grant Shearer Since Australia is cut off from the rest of the world alot of diseases dont exist. Down here we have very strict food laws so it stays that way
Nailed it. As an Aussie, just need to point out that you were actually deported for bringing in the wrong type of sausages. We use beef ones on our barbies.
Sometimes these questions feel like those from competitive exams which intentionally expect 'outside the box' answers ( no matter how far removed they are from the reality)
Yeah-nah mate, Aussie humour, Aussie philosophy, Aussie culture, mate. Same thing. From an expat brit... At least most of it... some's got a bit woke (how unexpected!!🤣😐)... but the beer commercials are generally fair dinkum.
@@woottastic I have plenty of Aussie friends. I know the story. Blame Paul Hogan... his popularity in commercials and Crocodile Dundee led him to selling out and advertising it here. lol
Aussies, enjoy meeting these guys. You are in for the ultimate treat! Signed, A New York-based lassie who has seen them twice but not as many times as Dubliners 😂
@Lauren Conrad don’t know about Dubliners seeing them a lot. We were supposed to see them in a venue just down the road from us in 2020 in Dublin and I think it was 4th time lucky before we saw them after they were postponed and postponed!!
@@fmcm7715 aww really? I’ve been a massive fan since November 2018, so I feel like I’ve heard the words “Vicar Street” constantly for 4 years. 😂 but I guess they’ll do fewer shows in Vicar Street if North America and Australia and continental Europe are calling out for them. 😂
@@laurenconrad1799 ‘twas worth the wait of course🤣. I think they added a few dates a while ago but of course with the whole world open again they’ll be in Ireland less (boo).
Ive just passed the citizenship test to become an aussie citizen and instead of having us wait eight months for some boring formal ceremony in a town hall, I think we should all go to a footie game and get pissed. Like true aussies.
You should consider putting the subtitles somewhere else. They are kinda covered up by the title when the clip is watched on TH-cam Shorts. Apart from that, nice sketch!
That def. feels like an issue TH-cam corporate has created for its creators. 😢 However, my dad really appreciates how much they use subtitles in their main videos. He occasionally has trouble understanding the Irish brogue. Lol ❤
Yea, most creators do this. The new trend I've seen is to bomb the screen with so much information and talk way too fast that no one knows what's going on. I still can't figure out how that's meant to work when everything is just way too busy.
Australian border control with food and organic products are incredibly strict. People from other countries are constantly either not understanding how strict the rules are, or trying to smuggle in food products. As an Australian I laughed as soon as I saw the sausages
I wasn't able to guess a single one of these accurately except for the first one. I thought the most devastating thing to happen every year was the Ashes Tour.
Australians depicted on the internet: G’day mate, I’m gonna do my daily routine exercise by destroying a huntsman spider nest before dawn Australians depicted on Border Control: Can’t come in mate, you didn’t declare this packet of sweets
My Debbie’s son went to Australia for a couple of weeks when he was 19. Overstayed his visa for 2 1/2 years. He is 44 now and is a citizen of his adoptive country. ❤
OMG , the answers are so funny. The language spoken… foul language. Thanks for the laugh. Burnt Irish people on the beach 🤣🤣 and I’m Irish so it’s true!!
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"Are you a felon?"
"Is that still a requirement?"
That's why they're not allowed to own guns ;)
@@Criam nah, it's because the Great Emu Overlords don't trust us with them.
*They're probably right though*
@@FelixMeister they're 100% wrong. All citizens everywhere should be armed enough to keep their government in check.
@Digswingenn bro they can't even play airsoft down there....
@Digswingenn Other than Queensland and South Australia, it is illegal to possess or use an air soft gun, BB gun or gel blaster gun in any other State or Territory of Australia unless you have a valid firearms licence or permit.
As an australian, every single point there is absolute gold; there was not a single line in which I didn't crack up
What about Australia day
Can you explain the sausage bit at the end?
@Grant Shearer simple if u bring food, u have to declare it they didnt declare it we have very strict rules when it comes to food
@@bakedpotato7201 ah. Just a customs thing then. I thought it was something against germans or something lol
@Grant Shearer Since Australia is cut off from the rest of the world alot of diseases dont exist. Down here we have very strict food laws so it stays that way
For a second, I thought the joke was going to be
"What's Australia's biggest export?"
"Boomerangs."
"What's Australia's biggest import?"
"Boomerangs."
😂 This shouldn't be allowed, is too good of a joke 😅
Nailed it. As an Aussie, just need to point out that you were actually deported for bringing in the wrong type of sausages. We use beef ones on our barbies.
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Ah, I see what's happening, you're still testing us. You put SHRIMP on the barbie.
@@ejgoldlust Nah. Prawns.
@@ejgoldlust Aussies don't even eat shrimp, they eat prawns like a normal country
@@ejgoldlustno fuckwit its prawn shrimps are for yanks
Them: What is the official language of australia.
Me: get fcked
Them: correct
Hahahhaha
As an Aussie, I totally agree…”what is the official language of Australia?” “Foul language” 😂
Jaysus those sausages better not interfere with next weeks gig, I’m about to drive just around the corner to see you…..500kms or so.
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Please don't use the Lord's Name like that
@@natasha1717 blasphemy police!
@@natasha1717 is Jaysus a lord now? I thought he was just some dollar store German rapper :')
That subtle, "she does." 😂
That and the pronunciation of "Devast-aaaa-tion".
Jaysus 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I thought they also asked if you had been convicted of a felony, even though that's no longer a requirement.
I thought since Australia was originally used as a prison, one of the requirements was to be a felon 😅
Took me a second lol
I feel Australia is like America's sibling that got sent to a different boarding school.
... Something like that, yes.
Well, same mother country, I guess.
@@somethinglikethat2176, brutha from the same mutha.
@@somethinglikethat2176hello, I'm here to represent mommy
Nah Australia is just British Texas
As an Aussie: I endorse this 100%.
australia seems really nice, better than britain
@@adamnave1078 Better in some ways, worse in others.
Priscilla! Haha! 😂 Damn, my sides hurt, that caught me while drinking.
I don't usually comment on random shorts that somehow show up in my feed but this was just fantastic. Good stuff.
Love that a kiwi is asking the questions lol
i love that you can tell
🤣🤣🤣 Priscilla Queen of the Desert... loved that movie..!!!
_"Priscilla queen of the desert"_ fucking WONDERFUL
Sometimes these questions feel like those from competitive exams which intentionally expect 'outside the box' answers ( no matter how far removed they are from the reality)
Original rock artists especially
Yeah-nah mate, Aussie humour, Aussie philosophy, Aussie culture, mate.
Same thing. From an expat brit...
At least most of it... some's got a bit woke (how unexpected!!🤣😐)... but the beer commercials are generally fair dinkum.
You will also be barred if you think Foster's is a good Aussie beer.
Ha, no one thinks that.
@@Ophelia771 True, but it was the only advertised overseas.
@@Ophelia771 Not true! Croc Dundee said Fosters is Australian for beer, so it IS true!!
@Ophelia771 thanks to shitty marketing, a large amount of North Americans believe that it's an Australian beer.
@@woottastic I have plenty of Aussie friends. I know the story. Blame Paul Hogan... his popularity in commercials and Crocodile Dundee led him to selling out and advertising it here. lol
He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich.
"...And he saaaaiiiiiddd...!"
"I come from a land down under, where spiders flow and kangaroos jump higher"
“Can't you hear? Can't you hear the thunder? You better run. You better take cover.”
@@Micro13bk Lol!!!
Are we so old that we remember this song ?😂😂
Am Australian. Can confirm this is correct.
Gotta love the Aussies ❤
Aussies are who Americans secretly wish they (we) were.
@@CorePathway I have no idea if that’s true, I’m not American.
No, no you don't.
We're on Tour in Australia this month (March) - playing in Perth, Melbourne, Sydney and Brisbane www.foilarmsandhog.ie/tour
How many shows you got?
@@derrickstorm6976 10 in total, 2 sold out
Have a great trip, FAH!
Got my ticket for the 18th! Dragged some mates along. Can’t wait! 🙌
just as I go on holiday to Ireland :)
Disgraceful behaviour. They're not even Denny's.
Granbys... near enough.. 😎👍☘🍺
I'm not even from Australia and I understood how spot on all of these were! Maybe I'm an Aussie.
you'd be welcome to come visit us
You would fit right in here.
Then you'll have no problem getting through immigration. We'd love to have ya!...for a while. 🤣
Nailed it mate!
As an Australian, this is incredibly funny to listen to 😂
Pity about the New Zealand accent - really accentuated your point about Aussies getting confused with Kiwis😁
Doesn't sound Kiwi to me, no rising at5 the end of words and has longer vowel sounds.
Yeah not a Kiwi accent. Australian maybe with hints of something else?
@@Med-hr4to Burgundy?
I was getting South African x New Zealand vibes
It wasn't Kiwi! There were bits that wanted to sound South African but overall the accent needs work.
Last question: do you have criminal record?
Is that still required?
Immigration office, through their teeth: "Never heard that one before."
Best short I've watched this year! The questions were almost as funny as the answers! 😂
Not Australian, but I can appreciate all of it. The straight forward mentality is spot on. The sausage was a perfect capper. 😂😅😂
Aussies, enjoy meeting these guys. You are in for the ultimate treat! Signed, A New York-based lassie who has seen them twice but not as many times as Dubliners 😂
@Lauren Conrad don’t know about Dubliners seeing them a lot. We were supposed to see them in a venue just down the road from us in 2020 in Dublin and I think it was 4th time lucky before we saw them after they were postponed and postponed!!
@@fmcm7715 aww really? I’ve been a massive fan since November 2018, so I feel like I’ve heard the words “Vicar Street” constantly for 4 years. 😂 but I guess they’ll do fewer shows in Vicar Street if North America and Australia and continental Europe are calling out for them. 😂
@@laurenconrad1799 ‘twas worth the wait of course🤣. I think they added a few dates a while ago but of course with the whole world open again they’ll be in Ireland less (boo).
@@fmcm7715 It sounds like it was easier to see them in Ireland BEFORE 2019. 😂❤❤❤
@@laurenconrad1799 well before 2020 anyway!
The interviewee sounds like a kiwi......that would be right...
Ive just passed the citizenship test to become an aussie citizen and instead of having us wait eight months for some boring formal ceremony in a town hall, I think we should all go to a footie game and get pissed. Like true aussies.
Have you been to Sydney?
You are not allowed to drink there.
Coke bottle with rum: "Allow me to introduce myself"
@@Micro13bk Yes of course, but that shouldn't be needed. I would rather just openly drink. Nah, it's a sound place but too strict.
And here I thought that the gag was going to be, "you didn't know? You have to be deported to end up in Australia, it's tradition!"
Haha nice 😁
Spot on!!! Absolute crime to bring food in 😅 🇦🇺 thanks for coming to Australia this year lads. It was a super fun night out!!!
Am I the only one confusing the interviewer with a Kiwi?
Yup
Nope, defo not Kiwi
He said at the end of the original video that he hoped he wasn't accidentally doing a New Zealand accent.
@@pashakdescilly7517sounded more Kiwi than Aussie.
@@TheNulligravida doing an inaccurate Aussie accent does not make it a New Zealand one
My sister is going to see you in Australia. I’m so jealous. I’ll have to get tickets next time you’re in Cork! 😄
Congratulations guys, you passed the tist!
Thats kiwi there
@@granand I'm British but Kiwis are close to my heart.
"sunburnt Irish people" XD
You should consider putting the subtitles somewhere else. They are kinda covered up by the title when the clip is watched on TH-cam Shorts.
Apart from that, nice sketch!
That def. feels like an issue TH-cam corporate has created for its creators. 😢 However, my dad really appreciates how much they use subtitles in their main videos. He occasionally has trouble understanding the Irish brogue. Lol ❤
Cool thanks jan, good to know
@@foilarmsandhogNot on my phone they're not - the subtitles are positioned perfectly.
Yea, most creators do this. The new trend I've seen is to bomb the screen with so much information and talk way too fast that no one knows what's going on. I still can't figure out how that's meant to work when everything is just way too busy.
As an Aussie, brilliant!
Good luck on your tour! You deserve it! 😊
The Aussies are a great bunch of people
Ken Oath we are 😂
Yeah we are nice people..... until we are not.
Completely checks out cause of the fact that every little thing is a clever joke to them. I couldn't keep up when I was there 😄
It's the Australian "Yeah" for me! 😂😂
Yih
Can Someone please explain the end of the sketch to me? Kinda goes right over my head that one.
Australian border control with food and organic products are incredibly strict. People from other countries are constantly either not understanding how strict the rules are, or trying to smuggle in food products. As an Australian I laughed as soon as I saw the sausages
@FlyingKangaroo147 Yeah-nah. They were pork bangers. You need good beef snags for a sausage sizzle.
Australia is very strict on food and is known for deporting illegal migrants (but not on food topic) to pacific micro-states, paid for that.
best of luck lads ❤🏴
Never even been to Australia but I still got the jokes. That’s top tier comedy writing right there!
We need more shorts from you guys PLEASE!!!
As a Canadian that lived in Ozzie land. This is so effin accurate! Could not stop laughing....
Vegemite, superior to other yeast extracts in every way
Those are fighting words! * pulls out jar of marmite *
Shutters in American*
Vegemite and Marmite are both disgusting. However as a Brit obviously I'll hold my nose and support Marmite.
Marmite is the best yeast extract
You want to start a fight
Such smooth delivery! Such understarted hilarity!
“She does” 🤣 FACTS!!! 🙌💪💪💪
As an aussie… i didnt get any of it (maybe cus i’m also asian)
Huh
"Do you have a criminal record?"
"No."
"Well...we'll let you in anyway."
Yessss you do shorts now 😍 love your videos!!!!
This is absolutely so adorable!!!
Irish, begone.
Wait until he finds out that they are Irish
I couldn't read the subtitles because the Super Thanks button was in the way 😥
same here
I wasn't able to guess a single one of these accurately except for the first one. I thought the most devastating thing to happen every year was the Ashes Tour.
That Priscilla, Queen of the Desert reference ❤️❤️❤️
What's the real answer for the "international community" one?
Climate change i think.
Refugees
Australians depicted on the internet: G’day mate, I’m gonna do my daily routine exercise by destroying a huntsman spider nest before dawn
Australians depicted on Border Control: Can’t come in mate, you didn’t declare this packet of sweets
I think they call them lollies
@pitmezzari2873 correct, and huntsman are actually one of the only few spiders you'd want to leave alone
How scared these guys look!!! 😃😆😅😂🤣🤣
Okay, you forgot to ask them how to survive a Magpie or Dropbear attack
Thought their biggest export would be lifeguards
😂😂😂 a Dutchie here. Vegemite is very bloody controversial! We might start a war over it. 😂😂😂
Oddly enough, this spoof sounds like a better test than the real thing.
I swear, Australia has mastered comedy.
I got every one of those wrong!! So glad!! Lol!
Bahahaha nah the Queen Priscilla answer was the best one 😹😹
I had a blast spending Australia Day floating on a river just south of Tugun with such fun Aussies.
"Have you ever been convicted of a felony?"
"No, is that still a requirement?
Australia’s most popular wine (whine) 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 the whole skit was funny
As an Aussie, I love this! Well done! 👏👏
It's the "devis-stAY-shawn" for me 😂
My Debbie’s son went to Australia for a couple of weeks when he was 19. Overstayed his visa for 2 1/2 years. He is 44 now and is a citizen of his adoptive country. ❤
You're now a part of the King's empire, need to remake this one.
I lost it at Priscilla Queen of the Desert. xD
She does!
Love to see you guys taking Jimmy Rees’ idea (if you did), these interviews are gold.
Ironicly, that customs officer does sound like a New Zealander.
Lol
Ive never been to and understand only 1/2 of these jokes, but I still feel like a disembodied Ronin Aussie
Still laughing!!!! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
As an Australian, I'm happy that people are aware of our most Australian qualities
I dont know if this was meant to be like a couple thing but it felt more like a tiny child. Also damn this was just incredibly sad
If it’s Australia they always sneak in an ABBA reference. 😂 (Queen of the desert.)
Do you have a pulse? Congratulations, you're in.
I love these and I loved the one you made in Spain!! (I'm Spanish)
Okay, that was hilarious. Good job!
Not the only one but Aussie here, fucking loved it, keep it up lads.
Australia Day and I nearly spat out my tea.
Classic. Every line was perfect 😂😂
As a sunburnt fair person on a beach I can say we are not an endangered species. We survive despite repeated injuries to our external layers of skin.
As an irishman, I can confirm that we are not endangered but are sunburnt 😂
Love. Freaking love every bleeding joke!
That hard rock artist got me....😂
OMG , the answers are so funny. The language spoken… foul language. Thanks for the laugh. Burnt Irish people on the beach 🤣🤣 and I’m Irish so it’s true!!
Love these guys
I would have failed, because I would have said Australia's biggest export was AC/DC.
As an Irish guy I can tell you that my parents brought sausages and rashers on every holiday we went on
As a backpacker in australia i definitely agree with it 😂😂😂