00:03 That's just the standard morale of your players if you win the quadruple but forget to do the interview before a friendly against Macclesfield town.
Zhou Ting is a Chinese football player who currently plays for Chinese Super League side Dalian Yifang. He is the first player to receive 100 yellow cards in the Chinese first-tier league -- wikipedia
For the signing bonus of a pound i just imagine a manager telling the player that he will be on x amount of wages like 30 40 grand then all a sudden puts his hand in his pocket picks out a pound coin hands it over to him theres ya signing bonus lad! Dont spend it all at once 😂😂😂😂😂
For me in my Atletico Madrid career mode, I brought Ibrahimovic in 2021 for £10,000,000. He was 84 rated and I wanted him as a cheap back up. Season 4 (2022-2023), I sold him to PSG for £1. He was 41 I belive and had an overall of 81
Can you make the lowest ovr 16 year old as good as messi by using dynamic potential and training (make the team op and win everything + a huge contract)
In Be A Pro players are starting with 4 star skill moves and when 2 extra stars are gained all the other stars are lost and the player can no longer do skill moves
Buffon wasn't on loan he joined PSG after his contract expired he was going to retire and PSG offered him a contract and he came back after triggering a buy back clause
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Imagine walking into a transfer negotiation with a big suitcase that contains just one pound.
Traveller007 arsenal with Suarez
Sorry let me just find the money
1 hour later: Don't worry I've nearly got it out
As it’s rattling about 😂
Or just a 1 quid chocolate bar
Buffon: £1
Fanta Dark Orange: £1.10
Cheers Fanta. Skets
Scorpio hHHhhHAAAHAHAHA
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I forgot how much this comment killed me the first time I read it
@@SalmanSa75 inta araby
“I’ll work it out and I’ll put it on the screen”
- Niran Pinocchio, 2019
060steve hahahahaha
00:03 That's just the standard morale of your players if you win the quadruple but forget to do the interview before a friendly against Macclesfield town.
Dara Mac Riocaird 😂😂😂😂
Player at the age of 39, club: "Well he's at least worth €250,000"
Player at the age of 40, club: "You can have him for a bag of chips mate"
They're crisps you monster
Crisps not chips you strange person
JumboJustin obviously in the place he lives in they call it chips.
That was funny
ReaperZ chips not crisps you weirdo
A dual twix bar is worth more than this man
Niran 2019
Francie Mitchell actually a dual twix bar is 99p in Manchester so Niran is wrong but he is right, it depends where you are from
But I know it was a joke
RG_Swish They’re 80p in the East Midlands. Move here to save 19p on Twix Duo’s! ;)
Not true... wages
RG_Swish get a life
This is litteraly how juventus sign some players
@Sam SWFC subscribe to this person
You mean piemonte calcio
Like ron
@@njr4024 there the same noob
@@morandistewert3313 r/wooosh
I swear he has a permanent cold
😂😂
Buffon was not on loan at PSG, he was bought and then bought back by Juventus
For anyone who cares, their combined age is 1,594 years
Pizzaro was actually a really decent player in Germany
Not only decent but one of the best players ever in Bundesliga. 2nd highest foreign goal scorer just behind Lewandowski
And the sixth total Goalscorer at Bundesliga, and no. 1 at Bremen
Manager: how much will you pay for the player?
FNG: Yes
You used the joke incorrectly
what...
No just no
When you just bought a £1 bag of skittles but you could've bought a 40 year old on fifa 20
Oof
I’d prefer the skittles tbh they’re bloody amazing
And a real 40 year old in North Korea
Lol
Zhou Ting is a Chinese football player who currently plays for Chinese Super League side Dalian Yifang. He is the first player to receive 100 yellow cards in the Chinese first-tier league -- wikipedia
"arsenal would have paid that in installments" Niran October 19th 2019
Collin Doyle signed for Bradford city for a £1 in 2016
We use to chant 'he cost us a quid'
when you’re so bad that your own team has to pay the other team
MMGaming Rooney to everton
Just imagine being Zhou ting
"Whats your name?"
"Zhou Ting"
"Wait where!?"
I imagine going to a restaurant and hearing two managers talking about buying a player for 10 pounds...
*goes to hospital *
Me “doctor I have a virus”
Doctor “ eat a chrome book it has built in virus protection”
What does this have to do with fifa
Le Gambomb what spot does this comment have here
You should have gone for Pilkington from Cambridge - I think he's still on the game (45 years old and 44 rated)
Tombo
When your age is higher than your rating...
@@Thomas_Bergel oof
@@Thomas_Bergel insert Still Dre music here
His laugh always makes me laugh😂
ikr
When you're the Aston Villa manager and you go to the shops to buy a pack of gum but you realise you could've bought the best goalkeeper ever.
Nah de gea is better
the "We might have to offer between 0 pounds and 0 punds to have a chance at this deal." killed me!
4:20 are you negotiating with Morecambe's manager or Kevin Ellison himself (tbh they're probably around the same age)
I lowkey found this video hilarious
He's wearing a black blazer,black tie and black shirt
Niran your not at a funeral mate😂😂😂😂
Man that tod theme in the background kicked me real hard with nostalgia
1:41 probably what they would've said back in 1750
Wrong ethnicity sorry pal 😂
TOP OF THE *Insert relevant time of day here* LADS!!!
this is the funniest video I’ve seen no joke 🤣
This was hilarious mate 😂
Keep it up
Ea Fifa 20 : Some of our players may or may not be worth 1 pound
Niran : It's free real estate
Niran when a new fifa comes out: alright it’s that time of the year again
I can't believe that the board even takes 1 pound when you sell someone who is sold for 1 pound
Why can't they give you 50P remember in the old fifa games you sell someone for £0 and end up with £1,000
I love these experiments niran, keep it up
Niran: "Well, great, I finished the video. It has 1 minu-... 1 MINUTE?! Nevermind, I need that money. Ima do it again"
48 "imagine being that bad" he's forgotten all of his Boxes which isn't a sentence I thought I would say
Just remember that you could have once bought frenkie de jong for this price
if you are bought for £10 as a footballer retire and go back to working at Tescos
Imagine a Manager offering some chocolate for them.
Still waiting for FTW even though it's Saturday.
It came out 2 days ago
Imagine a creme egg is dearer than a German soccer player what the hell
Not many people know this but in fifa 18 there was a goal keeper that was 48
I don't understand myself... These videos are so absurd yet hilarious. Awesome stuff!
Frode Kippe is a cult hero at Lillestrøm. Ironically enough, since you're a Liverpool fan... He's also been at Liverpool.
Instead of buying someone for £20 ima buy a meal deal from Tesco for £1.50
0:49 The combined age is actually 1594 years. I want my Likes👍
Chi ken, no it’s not.
7:58 ZHUUUUU TING - 哈哈哈哈哈
Very niceeeee vid
The fuel wasted to get to the office costs more than the player
Your FIFA videos are really enjoyable.
Already ready for FIFA 21'S version of this
For the signing bonus of a pound i just imagine a manager telling the player that he will be on x amount of wages like 30 40 grand then all a sudden puts his hand in his pocket picks out a pound coin hands it over to him theres ya signing bonus lad! Dont spend it all at once 😂😂😂😂😂
After getting fired you should sign for a different club, just to see if the AI will actually play any of those 40 year olds in league games :P
"If this was Arsenal, they would've tried paying that in installments" 😂😂😂
I can confirm after being In morkame for about 2-3weeks there is a grand total of 0 skyscrapers
Their unhappy bc your about to sign a £1 player
For me in my Atletico Madrid career mode, I brought Ibrahimovic in 2021 for £10,000,000. He was 84 rated and I wanted him as a cheap back up. Season 4 (2022-2023), I sold him to PSG for £1. He was 41 I belive and had an overall of 81
Mbappe for a Tesco meal deal 😂😂
"Imagine having a value of nothing" sigh
I'm a leeds fan and Morecambe is just next door to us but that is just f king ridiculous to buy a player for 20£
Never thought about doing this when struggling actually pissed myself at this video top class 😂
Can you make the lowest ovr 16 year old as good as messi by using dynamic potential and training (make the team op and win everything + a huge contract)
The agent and the player switch clothing got me off so much 😂😂😂😂
Did the maths it’s a combined age of 1,517 the year-if we went back in time would be 5083/5082
In Be A Pro players are starting with 4 star skill moves and when 2 extra stars are gained all the other stars are lost and the player can no longer do skill moves
I got Tim Howard to come to Portsmouth for £1
What if you make a team with +40 age players , i think it's a great idea 👌
Zhou ting has 49 Zhou Ting (Shooting)
Buffon wasn't on loan he joined PSG after his contract expired he was going to retire and PSG offered him a contract and he came back after triggering a buy back clause
Great commenting u are really funny
As a south Korean, Lee dong gook is a legend at Korean football.
Bro you laugh very nicely and also i love when you laugh between speak....Hahaha Love you
Those Aston Villa players have great instincts
Last year you could put a 1 pound release clause on lee o'connor for man utd
Salah is very good at Zhou Ting
You know you bad when niran dises you
0:56 he never did
In 2016 Blackpool goalkeeper Colin Doyle left the club for £1 due to a release clause in his contract 😂
Fam imagine walking into a like weeder Berman's stadium for a tour and being like. Mate can this bloke home as a personal assistant. *Yeah of course*
Man You should have your own comedy shows 🤣🤣
There’s a Peterborough goalkeeper who’s value is £0😭😭😭
Mark Tyler...he is a legend!
Try doing 100 percent possession with the other team touching the ball
this was actually class
Hey Niran love the content keep it up
I’m finding this hilarious how there are 40 year olds on prospect contract deals
I actually once accidentally made a £1 offer for Jak Alnwick (rejected, of course) but still managed to buy him
I literally love this guy🤣🤣🤣
You should've signed dannie bulman
I laughed so much at this vid 😂😂
I'm an Arsenal fan, alright but this KILLED:
"If it were Arsenal they'd be paying this installments"
I like that fifers realism mod fixes this.
Who noticed the Total Overdose theme song in the background?
I just calculated it: the combined total of the players' ages is 1,555 years. lmao
You could buy them a drink and it would be acceptable...
De jong was sold for £1 so, you know, they should all be worth £0 realistically.
You should try a career mode with an Australian a-league team
Imagine a penny sweet is worth more than some of the players 😂😂😂
Kevin Ellison does bits at morecambe
You should do the oldest team and see how they do
I remeber watching morcambe and kevin scored a great header lol