I love how Conan always tries to actively hurt Jordan through jokes and insults but always ends up being the one in more pain because of Jordan's abundance of descriptive facts.
Alot of respect for the man. Typical southern name too, reminds me of the Johnny Cash song boy named Sue. Men typically name their sons with names like Surely or Sue as a means of a life lesson. Meant to teach them to be tough in life. Definitely something that reminds me of my dad, honest hard-working guy
The "where else do you shave'-"it's a personal matter" running gag gets me every time. This might be the tenth time Conan brings up Jordan's "shaving regiment" lmao
They've done a few new segments with Jordan, but not very many. He has these new videos on Conans TH-cam channel where he reviews products. It's kinda funny, but not as funny as these bits you see here.
How to be Jordan Schlansky - never look someone in the eyes, just stare from time to time intensivly at them! - never answer a question in direct way - stop changing the tone of your voice while speaking - master just a few postures, which alternate through - watch every documentary ever made (as useless as they may seem) - do all kinds of exagerated health routines - lose your soul
3:10 “Chick, what do you think about a man who shaves his body?” “Gosh, i don’t know” Chick is so earnest & polite, he legitimately doesn’t know how to respond 😂 so hilarious
one of my favorite things about the couples counseling remote with Jordan is that beautiful moment he almost starts cracking up in laughter. Shows how funny conan can be with such a sterile individual
I have Asperger's syndrome and I can't keep a straight face for shit. I'm the most giggly person known to man. Then again it is mild Asperger's I have so what do I know.
***** People with asperger's react to normal situations in somewhat extraordinary ways. They don't always stare at emotionaly provoking situations. Some are perfectly normal but do not understand empathy and will just keep talking like nothings wrong when you say your mom has cancer. Others find things hilarious at inopportune times, like bursting out laughing at dinner because they thought of a dog farting on a mail box or something. People with asperger's can act in very different ways from each other, which is why most people with asperger's do not get along. Also, asperger's is a form of autism.
true! I think he did it accidentally since he thought they were done with the show. his true personality came out. its like being behind the scene. lol
Seichi Unemoto For the his sake I hope it's an act because it must suck to be bullied 24/7 because of his personality that many people would find either abrasive, strange, unlikable or just be like wtf? when you meet him.
Oh he's definitely in on it and is not being "bullied out of the blue" or anything, but that is actually quite close to his real personality, which is what makes this whole bit/series with Jordan work so well, lol. The natural chemistry between Jordan and Conan is hilarious, and as a producer I'm sure Jordan realizes what's good for the show, even if he's being the butt of the joke, he's willingly doing so and wants the show to be entertaining/better, obviously. I've seen him smirk/almost laugh in other skits as well, trying to not break the deadface bit they are playing up, lol. It's exaggerated and setup for the camera obviously, but it is based somewhat on his real personality/interests/depth of trivia knowledge/being hard to faze/etc.
6:20 "Traditionally speaking, it was an impractical design because it would easily blow off someone's head". It's funny because it actually blows off Jordan's head at the end.
We all know deep down Conan is so grateful for Jordan, thanks to Jordan Conan has had so much success in the industry and it’s a beautiful relationship they have. Keep these coming Conan never stop!!!
I like that one of the bits of info he told Conan was that the Cowboy hat is an impractical design, followed by Jordan getting his hat blown off by wind.
I agree. He's probably only had his grey hair for maybe half a decade and is just barely grasping the beginning of how to have conversations. Super SUPER DUPER Smart!!!
Poe Keepsie generally people who like to keep to themselves are smarter than those who are blatantly loud and outspoken. Not saying that bloke jordan is in this instance because he seems pretty condescending but its just a generalization.
You can see the real Jordan when he interacts with others. To Conan, he's cold and distant, obviously for the bit, but to Chick and other third parties in other videos, he's very polite and kind.
Jordan Schlansky may be the smartest, most educated guy in America. He is amazing. His deadpan is unparalleled. This running gag with Conan and him is one of the funniest ever.
i love that he messes w Jordan lol..more of these please!!!!! I like Jordan but he takes himself serious and its fun to see him get messed w a little lol
6:13 Conan: Are you excited about your new cowboy hat? Jordan: You know it’s interesting because it’s a misconception that the cowboy hat was the hat of the west. Traditionally speaking, it was an impractical design because it would easily blow off of someone’s head … the cowboy hat as we know it didn’t come into prominence until after the civil war, due in large part to John Stetson, who was from New Jersey … it’s probably from the Spanish town, Galán, which basically means very galant, which is a description of the hat as it appeared at the time to those who were {unintelligible *audience laughing and applauding*}.
Nola Chick So many idiots thinking Jordan is not doing an act, probably based on his real person but if you look at older videos he used to crack up a lot and only got a better robot face
Meine Namen although I am sure Jordan is in on the jokes and gets paid very well for his appearances - I haven’t seen a single video of Jordan “cracking up” and I’ve seen all Jordan videos on TH-cam. Care to share links to these videos u speaks of?
Meine Namen I do honestly think that he has a lot of knowledge on many subjects. Especially anything Italy related. But at the very end when his cowboy hat flies away. You can see him cracking up.
If I watch one Conan/Jordan video I end up watching six in a row.
I know, right! It's like crack.
+Vincent Williams so true!!! I cant stop!
Jordan is so smart he knows everything about everything.
Same!
I am doing that😂
I love how Conan always tries to actively hurt Jordan through jokes and insults but always ends up being the one in more pain because of Jordan's abundance of descriptive facts.
Jordan? Is that you?
@@tylarjackson7928 bro I was like did Jordan type this ? 😂😂
Oh good. So you get the joke then...
@@N3ur0m4nc3r you must be really fun to be around. Take yo miserable ass somewhere else
@@Shmurt007
He holds various facts and word descriptions for his interactions with Conan as associate producer
Chick seems like a perfectly amiable fellow, and I like how he seems genuinely amused (and bemused)at Conan's antics.
Alot of respect for the man. Typical southern name too, reminds me of the Johnny Cash song boy named Sue. Men typically name their sons with names like Surely or Sue as a means of a life lesson. Meant to teach them to be tough in life. Definitely something that reminds me of my dad, honest hard-working guy
Good sport
I like that you used the word "amiable"! I often challenge my workers to use a certain chosen word in their reports. Today it's "amiable"!
@@choppermontana8212 Thank you! You sound like a good leader to encourage growth, and I'm sure it makes reports just a little more interesting. :D
@@choppermontana8212 That sounds annoying.
Jordan actually smiled
NO WAY WHEN??
+Hunter McDaniel OMGOSH!
+Hunter McDaniel You guys should see his old skits with Conan back in NBC.
+Hunter McDaniel He smiled because he war right about the wind blowing off the hat fact at 6:20 xD
+Hunter McDaniel he always tries his best to keep straight face
The "where else do you shave'-"it's a personal matter" running gag gets me every time. This might be the tenth time Conan brings up Jordan's "shaving regiment" lmao
Actually he didn’t bring up Jordan did
I like the outside before he answers as though he's still considering the always-same answer :D
@@brooklynnmiller2102 ACKTUALLY
Now now, We all prepare our bodies in various ways
Regiment
“Thank you chick” I lost it 😂😂😂
jordan badly wants to laugh hahaha
@The Real Gordon Ramsay He found it, but lost it again.
@The Real Gordon Ramsay he found it but then some one took it
😐Thank you, Chick.😐
That was the creepiest thank you I ever heard.
Jordan seems like a walking wikipedia. lol
+zxcvb good for yoy
erm... k. Don't mean to be rude but you sound like the guy no one ever likes
r/iamverysmart
+zxcvb maybe theyre angry at you because youre a twit
+Karla
I was thinking of a bag on ur head while reading ur comment
"It's biscotto, biscotti would mean more than one."
- Jordan Schlansky
?
I find you TDS.
He's right.
a lesson Conan never learned
Conan STILL got it wrong at the end of the video...he just pronounced the wrong word a different way :-P
Well I’m back 6 years later...
You're not alone
if you smoking weed you can do it even ofter
Thats as logan pauls audience
Me too
And I see your comment 6 months later
2:22
'Be glad to fix you up.'
'Thank you, Chick.'
...
'You guys have an amazing chemisty...'
Gratification Productions 😂
Actually you can see Jordan breaking character a little bit at this point xD
😂😂
I need a Jordan Schlansky youtube channel
me too!
can we make some sort of forum, where Schlasky devotees gather?
Sam Wilson honestly I would love that
I'm down for that!!!
YESSS WE DO!!!😂😂😂
Chick seems like a nice guy who somehow trusted Conan enough to tell him about any childhood trauma with his name
He seems REALLY nice! :) I hope he got some business out of that 👍
I'd seriously watch any documentary narrated by Jordan
+siegward yeah he would make a killing making documentaries on weird random topics that i would totally watch.
Awesome
A documentary about Conan, narrated by Jordon
You go for it. I'll just seal a plastic bag on my own head....
morgana xxv
I am actually interested in most of the things Jordan says
+fhhh he is smart for trying to educate himself....
Chingun has me too
I'm not alone!
Spider Man yea same.
you have a problem sir.
"Be glad to fix ya up."- Chick
"Thank you, Chick" - Jordan
LOL!
🤣 SAME!! And how Chick looked at him 👀
@@BlueSky-ub4fx chick definitely has a crush on him lmao
Jordan is such a good play along to all this.
najtrows nice TARDIS
Cameron Phang Sang thank you! my fav coffee mug!
najtrows your welcome
najtrows Oh gosh, i kinda feel sorry for him, 6:12 check his face he actually started crying.
najtrows And the 8" height difference makes it all work even better.
I'm out of Jordan video's. :( help me.
italy
Ali Samin he’s a hit man there
Watch the vintage ones, before tbs.
I'm worried I'm approaching that point too. And I just found out about them last night :(
New japanese one is there
"he's a metro sexual. It's not what you think. He doesn't have sex with trains."
Conan is a god damned comedy treasure.
I think its all about his delivery. If I make that joke, people would call me lame lol. But Conan is amazing :D
@@sahilanant123 Oh for sure. 75% of comedy is delivery.
It reminds me of a Norm Macdonald joke to be honest!
Jordan has helped keep people interested in Conan’s show.. he is a major player …
That's what i always thought it meant
"are you narrating a documentary" im living for these jordan sketches
Youre pretty
Yeah, never seen the moon that pretty before.
I actually like to listen to Jordan and his facts
legend says he wrote all of wikipedia on his own
me too
Philipp until the fake experts came and changed it
He's not wrong.
Cordell Canfield oh no
How does Jordan look incredibly intense and calm at the same time
🤣 yes! He could be a serial killer
@@BlueSky-ub4fx "Could be"
Now where did Jordan go? I haven't seen any new videos in a long time. More Jordan Please!!!
And pierre bernard :)
+Intorsus Volo you commented that in my bday:D
+isgravybaby There was a new one a few days ago
Epitaph1334 Oh okay. Yeah they should record more Jordan
They've done a few new segments with Jordan, but not very many. He has these new videos on Conans TH-cam channel where he reviews products. It's kinda funny, but not as funny as these bits you see here.
After watching enough Jordan Schlansky videos, I can tell that Jordan models his daily life routine on Patrick Bateman.
Kenny Tee Look at his Business Card 🤯
One day he's gonna break and murder Conan then. xD
Honestly some of the stuff he says could be ripped straight from Batemans mouth xD
Hahahahhaha omg literally
Yeah ever read the book?
How to be Jordan Schlansky
- never look someone in the eyes, just stare from time to time intensivly at them!
- never answer a question in direct way
- stop changing the tone of your voice while speaking
- master just a few postures, which alternate through
- watch every documentary ever made (as useless as they may seem)
- do all kinds of exagerated health routines
- lose your soul
Do various things.
I got the "lose your soul" part down
Also, don't forget to prepare your body in various ways every morning.
Dont forget about preparing your body in various ways 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I like that.
Conan and Jordon are both very smart people and the way they interact with each other is just pure priceless.
Jordan is always a good sport.
3:10
“Chick, what do you think about a man who shaves his body?”
“Gosh, i don’t know”
Chick is so earnest & polite, he legitimately doesn’t know how to respond 😂 so hilarious
You can see Jordan smiling when his hat falls off... he's fcking smiling...
MIND BLOWN!!!!
CANNOT. COMPREHEND.
NovaShen4 Of course. The being who programmed him at least tried to make him seem human.
one of my favorite things about the couples counseling remote with Jordan is that beautiful moment he almost starts cracking up in laughter. Shows how funny conan can be with such a sterile individual
NovaShen4 He's doing an act of course he is going to crack up at some point
Conan and Jordan goes to Italy must happen!
+mattias hägg yes, it's a public demand now.
well well well
iqui How the turntables...
guess what
Boy it did happen
"What's your real name?"
"Kent Tellit."
Choopy Roaster
Lmao
Man I don't know how Jordan can always keep a straight face
***** I heard it was only a rumor that he has aspergers and that he does not. Does anyone have a source?
I heard he does. But i doubt it. Conan will do much for laughs but I doubt he would exploit someones medical condition form the sake of a few laughs.
I have Asperger's syndrome and I can't keep a straight face for shit. I'm the most giggly person known to man. Then again it is mild Asperger's I have so what do I know.
*****
People with asperger's react to normal situations in somewhat extraordinary ways. They don't always stare at emotionaly provoking situations. Some are perfectly normal but do not understand empathy and will just keep talking like nothings wrong when you say your mom has cancer. Others find things hilarious at inopportune times, like bursting out laughing at dinner because they thought of a dog farting on a mail box or something. People with asperger's can act in very different ways from each other, which is why most people with asperger's do not get along. Also, asperger's is a form of autism.
He has Schizoid personality disorder. It's pretty obvious with all the apparent symptoms he seem to be illustrating.
Been waiting so long for another Jordan Schlansky video.
Read this in Batman voice
Maybe if this gets enough +1's, message will get to the producers to plan more Jordan Schlansky bits.
I don't know why, but Jordan's little head shake at 4:45 made me laugh harder than anything else. He's a genius!
Just the way he’s standing uncomfortably is hilarious
i just love when jordan smiles when he said thank you chick
Did you guys see that? It's difficult to tell with the distance, but Jordan may have smiled for multiple seconds while chasing his hat at the end.
true! I think he did it accidentally since he thought they were done with the show. his true personality came out. its like being behind the scene. lol
*****
Where can I see that video?
Seichi Unemoto For the his sake I hope it's an act because it must suck to be bullied 24/7 because of his personality that many people would find either abrasive, strange, unlikable or just be like wtf? when you meet him.
lol I slowed it down to 0.5 just so I could confirm lol
Oh he's definitely in on it and is not being "bullied out of the blue" or anything, but that is actually quite close to his real personality, which is what makes this whole bit/series with Jordan work so well, lol. The natural chemistry between Jordan and Conan is hilarious, and as a producer I'm sure Jordan realizes what's good for the show, even if he's being the butt of the joke, he's willingly doing so and wants the show to be entertaining/better, obviously. I've seen him smirk/almost laugh in other skits as well, trying to not break the deadface bit they are playing up, lol. It's exaggerated and setup for the camera obviously, but it is based somewhat on his real personality/interests/depth of trivia knowledge/being hard to faze/etc.
Why is Conan so obsessed with Jordan's shaving habits??? lmao
He keeps mentioning it so he wants to know
For various reasons
6:20 "Traditionally speaking, it was an impractical design because it would easily blow off someone's head".
It's funny because it actually blows off Jordan's head at the end.
And you can see him smile while running to get jt.
If James May and Jordan Schlansky ever met, it would create a rift in the time-space continuum.
haha
That'll be gold.
Who's James may
haha haha it would be an endless argument of who's right and wrong
I would kill for some sort of mashup with Conan and Jordan doing something with Jeremy, Richard and James. I think it would probably be awesome!
Jordan trying so hard not to laugh and at the end smiles, love it
He's just amazing... Takes Conan's crap like a man.
He takes Conan's something else like a woman
I actually wanted to see the outfit Jordan would've chosen for himself, too.
I need a Jordan Schlansky youtube channel
He couldn't control his laugh when the hat blew off in the end. Haha, him and Conan are so amazing!
I can see Jordan's face that he's trying so hard not to laugh
"There is a lot of excess bulk"
"Where?"
"Everywhere, the legs are tubular .."
"Well, not here haha'
Lmao XD
Conan: asks Jordan a question
Jordan: somehow manages to make a 5 hour speech about it
thats real underrated talent!
LOL, I love when Conan picks on Jordan hahahaha
Funny thing is that jordan himself probably makes these jokes because he is one of the writers of the show. Truly a great writer if thats so.
No he's not. Jordan is an associate producer on the show. He does nothing really
Ace Productions NY he's an ass. it's in the job title. :p
Ace Productions NY he does various different production related tasks...COMON
Please, keep doing this clips with Jordan, funniest thing ever.
We all know deep down Conan is so grateful for Jordan, thanks to Jordan Conan has had so much success in the industry and it’s a beautiful relationship they have. Keep these coming Conan never stop!!!
I LOVE the part where Jordan explains the history of Cowboy hats, and Conan imagines strangling him
Every Jordan bit is gold
Jordan is so talented.. I’d listen to him talk without interruptions
I like that one of the bits of info he told Conan was that the Cowboy hat is an impractical design, followed by Jordan getting his hat blown off by wind.
"Are you narrating a documentary?" HAHAHA this is no lie the funniest joke I've heard on a late night show ever!
I love how you can watch Jordan barely hold back a smile. He us actually a really good actor.
That contour on Conan tho 👌🏽
lmao i know right
+Emma Hendrickson nice avatar
+ganymedeIV4 Cannot be unseen
+abbeezy *Though
sam farley No.
ANOTHER JORDAN SCHLANSKY VIDEO YESSSS I LOVE THAT MAN TOO MUCH
You're not alone!
HEY, that Buckaroo fact was actually interesting lol.
i love how he just walks off at the end without saying anything ..
I love Jordan Schlansky!
I would unironically like to watch the documentary narrated by Jordan Schlansky
Jordan is weird but super duper smart!!!
I agree. He's probably only had his grey hair for maybe half a decade and is just barely grasping the beginning of how to have conversations. Super SUPER DUPER Smart!!!
Its funny because alot of extremely smart people are also socially akward.
southpaw317 do you legit think that's what makes a person smart?
AfricanSpaceJezzus
he's right.
jordan isn't smart, he's intelligent.
Poe Keepsie generally people who like to keep to themselves are smarter than those who are blatantly loud and outspoken. Not saying that bloke jordan is in this instance because he seems pretty condescending but its just a generalization.
LOL YES! Been waiting for more Jordan Schlansky
I love Jordan’s lifeless eyes and genuine smile… a man after my own heart!
Jordan puts on one hell of an act on! You can kinda see when his hat blows off that he's genuinely smiling. Love these segments with him!
I love all these various clips of Jordan.
He’s so beautifully sweet…love him.
7:35 he is smiling , he is fucking smiling !!!
i wanna see Kevin hart, Conan, Ice Cube and Jordan Schlansky in a skit together !!
MHD : hell yeah
That woul be awesome
No. Minus Kevin and take away ice cube, then yeah sounds awesome
Nah, they all would bully my boy
at 6:10 there is actually a little tear coming out of jordans eye ... oh my god XD
I wonder why this would happen at this time and not at all the other times.
lmao I love me some Schlansky segments.
07:30 you can see Jordan laughing after his hat fell off lol
You can see the real Jordan when he interacts with others. To Conan, he's cold and distant, obviously for the bit, but to Chick and other third parties in other videos, he's very polite and kind.
When they are in Italy, he acts more normal :)
Jordan Schlansky may be the smartest, most educated guy in America. He is amazing. His deadpan is unparalleled. This running gag with Conan and him is one of the funniest ever.
One does not simply just watch one of these videos
Jordan’s little smile at 2:28 😂👌🏻
give us more Jordan! this guy is so hilarious!
"Its not someone who has sex with trains." LMAO!!!
I never thought of that before but will only think of that now...
Jordan looks like he should be a character in the Matrix
Haven't watched the video yet, but saw it in my sub list and let out such a shriek of delight
dude! your pupils
O:
I literally laughed through the whole 8 minutes of this video. MORE SCHLANSKY!
I love how Conan asks him a simple question and Jordan goes into like this huge narrative about it
they should make a documentary, hosted by Jordan.
With commentary from Conan, I'd sell my left liver for that
People only have one liver.... and if you lose it, you die...
Lmfao left liver?!?! What a moron
Malonge Shlong I think he meant kidneys. :D
He breaks `character` when the hat fell of. He was laughing lol.
He's not a character.
One of the best duos in television history. 😆
These guys are fucking awesome together. Two very different types of smart.
I was very disappointed that I didn't get to hear Schlansky's history lesson on cowboy hats.
Did we just see Jordan smile and laugh at the end while chasing his new hat after the wind blew it?!!!
Jordan schlansky is Awesome
By "savory pastry" does he mean Pop Tarts? lol
Pop tarts aren't savoury...
Alana McConnell The joke was that Jordan called Pop Tarts "savory" in a previous segment. Also, "savory" is subjective.
Which segment? I haven't watched that one, but I would love to
Alana McConnell It was the one where Conan was trying to clean up Jordan's office.
Cherry Pauper The pop is never stale because it was never fresh!
all jokes aside, I feel like Jordan knows EVERY thing...
i love that he messes w Jordan lol..more of these please!!!!! I like Jordan but he takes himself serious and its fun to see him get messed w a little lol
i think a lot of it is shtick.. so he knows exactly what he's doing. could be wrong.
I want an entire movie of just Conan and Jordan Schlansky!
I don't know if it's just me , but the laughter effects in the background are hilarious
Please make a travelling documentary with just the two of you!!!!! Travel the world, do 5-6 episodes in various cities!
Holy shit yes!!!
I would PAY to make this happen!
Yes!!!! Jordan is the best! I laugh every time I see the two of them together. Fucking gold.
they should live together
I love the silent stab that Jordan threw out there... "thank you... chick"
Am I weird because is find what Jordan says genuinely interesting
Jordan and James May from Not Top Gear need to do a segment together.
Lol yessssssss
I had to reply just because you mentioned James May in a Conan video comment. 2 of my favorite people.😁
Darkteen75 I think Zack from the hangover movie should interview Jordan on Between Two ferns. That would have me laughing almost non-stop.
Jordan, the Sheldon Cooper of the Conan show
***** Perfect.
LOL, true!
6:13
Conan: Are you excited about your new cowboy hat?
Jordan: You know it’s interesting because it’s a misconception that the cowboy hat was the hat of the west. Traditionally speaking, it was an impractical design because it would easily blow off of someone’s head … the cowboy hat as we know it didn’t come into prominence until after the civil war, due in large part to John Stetson, who was from New Jersey … it’s probably from the Spanish town, Galán, which basically means very galant, which is a description of the hat as it appeared at the time to those who were {unintelligible *audience laughing and applauding*}.
Do you guys REALLY think that Conan would actually bully a guy who wasn't in on the joke? Come on.
Nola Chick Yes
Nola Chick So many idiots thinking Jordan is not doing an act, probably based on his real person but if you look at older videos he used to crack up a lot and only got a better robot face
Meine Namen although I am sure Jordan is in on the jokes and gets paid very well for his appearances - I haven’t seen a single video of Jordan “cracking up” and I’ve seen all Jordan videos on TH-cam. Care to share links to these videos u speaks of?
Meine Namen I do honestly think that he has a lot of knowledge on many subjects. Especially anything Italy related. But at the very end when his cowboy hat flies away. You can see him cracking up.
Absolutely