Why Don’t Americans Use Bidets?
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A mini-shower for your nether region, bidets are a popular way worldwide to keep said regions tidy, and there are plenty of extremely inexpensive options for easily outfitting any standard toilet with one. So why has this popular bathroom fixture not caught on in the United States? Old prejudices, (surprisingly new) habit, and comfort-level. (Note: Toilet paper wasn’t commonly used in the United States until the 20th century)
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Installed a bidet 10 years ago and let my neighbor use it now every asshole in the hood wants to use it.
I USE A SMALL PLASTIC CUP OR PLASTIC BOTTLE at home BOOM less than a $1! If it doesn't have poop on it thow away your toilet paper in the TRASH!! That degrades easily.
USA bathrooms don't the room just install a rear spray jet at back of toilet designs or a higher front one to squirt your junk but STILL a rag or toilet paper is needed to DRY than walk around wet moist, air alone still uses electricity energy.
@@klyanadkmorr dude what? I've been using water to clean my ass almost my entire life, and i never once dry my butt again with toiler paper. Just don't do that, i guess😂
Hahahaahahahaahah lmaoooo
Tell your neighbours to buy their own bidets
Disgusting. Traces of bacteria and germs from his urine and feces squirted onto you.
Why doesn't anyone use the three seashells?!
Grimbot2 haha love that movie.
Grimbot2 I still need to know the use for the seashells..lol
the three seashells are obviously superior
indeed, they are superior
Comment like this will cost you 40 credits.
Bidet is really good. I used it in Philippines and Indonesia. Amazing stuff. Came back to America from vacation and went to Amazon to order myself a Bidet.
You were influenced by French propaganda
You were influenced by French fashion
@@buster117 you never washed your ass?
Wow....what uninformed comments. Truth is all you do when you use toilet paper is move it around. Sure some is removed but you never get it all. How many times has your finger punched thru the paper? Ha!!! lol....not fun. We wash our hands, body, cars, floors and everything else with water. it's ridiculous....and a bidet is much more healthy. Toilet paper contains all sorts of chemicals. Not good.
@@davidhutchinson5233 also by using bidets one can save a lot of paper
What? Of course we have b-days. I was born July 5th.
happy early bidet!
😄
Hey my bidet was on the 1st l
That's a great day. My anniversary and ur b-day. Happy early B-Day.
😂Thanks for the great chuckle
The most significant factor is one that you did not consider at all: Most Americans have never even heard of them and have no idea what they are. You would be shocked if you came here and did a poll on the street of an average town because you would find that most will have never even heard the word "bidet" in their entire lives, and even if they had they would not know precisely what they do. I have one, and after installing it had both friends and family ask what it was and why I had it.
TheTubePortal I can confirm, I'm an American and I had never heard of a bidet before seeing this video
I also think a lot of american cities don't have that much water and get charged for it... around here we just pay a tax once a year for it, and you can use water as much as you like... I'm not even kidding, its just 12$. So I guess bidets would be easier to make into a thing around here
tenedria
Water prices differ around the country, and are based on usage. People who own their own home pay a monthly water bill which averages between $10 and $50 per month. People who live in apartments don't pay for water because it's included in the cost of rent.
TheTubePortal lol yeah thats what I tought, typical of Capitalist Slavery, charging people for something going 2 days without, kills. I'm so glad im not american.
+tenedria yet no one has died because they couldn't afford water. Nice try dumbass.
I'm American and I have one...
... now whenever I am forced to use toilet paper at some gas station, workplace, or friend's home, I feel like I'm going back to the dark age.
Simple solution: Pharmacy section of Walmart or similar store, get a small container of Tucks pads. They can also be carried in other water-tight containers. The expense is minimal, and you'll always be as clean as you want.
what kind do you have? Is it the drying type? Does it have soap? I didn't know there were so many options!
I'm a cheapo, I got a $30 one from Amazon. No soap or drying, just a really basic cold water one. After I got used to getting sprayed with cold water (maybe about a dozen times before it felt natural), I much preferred it to repeatedly wiping and hoping to get everything; couple seconds of spraying is so much less hassle and I don't have to get my hands dirty. I plan to upgrade to a warm water & soap & drying one eventually, but in the meantime, the basic cold water one works fine (just don't dry off with toilet paper, it dissolves. I use a single wet-wipe instead.)
@@TheGaryxr I just said that because what are they drying with and some poo needs wiping. No one ever said the Europeans got hygiene right
I know that feel... after I got home from a trip to Tokyo I realized how bad we have it here in the US.
Need to talk my roommates into getting a washlet.
in Malaysia we use manual bidet. you need skill to control the trajectory, velocity, spray angle, coverage and splash mitigation.
Just like driving a manual car. Its more satisfying
@@taufiq6573 I've been to Bangkok 3 years ago. Most of the toilets, whether in uptown malls and airports don't have bidets
Gamify a nessesary task.
😅😅😂😂😂, ikr
When you need to flex on TH-cam
I have them on all our toilets. The one I chose on amazon had this hilarious comment as a top review:
"Speaking as a hirsute gentleman, the Luxe Bidet Neo 120 has soured me on pooping in bidet-less toilets forever. It's shown me the difference between rubbing peanut butter out of shag carpeting with a paper towel, and that sparkling clean feeling you get right when you step out of the shower."
I just bought and installed this one. It's amazing.
Its true, I hold it till I get home where the bidet is..just TP is for barbarians!
What I really want to know is why American public stalls have massive gaps at the doors for others at the toilet to look in...
4473021 that was actually a result of the war on drugs, in an attempt to dissuade people from using drugs in public toilets since they'd be seen. The more you know.
You answered your own question, "for others at the toilet to look in..." It is a favorite American pastime to watch others take a dump, sometimes with bets placed on splash count. Some McMansions even come with his and her thrones in the same room for mutual entertainment. Sheeze, and people say Americans know nothing about other countries...
P.S. Sorry for responding a year late. Honest answer is I don't know but I hate it too. I also dislike chummy urinals--nothing like trying to go with some weird old dude openly staring at your junk as has happened to me before.
Those peep wholes are there for Americas pleasure. We like to watch it's also 👌
Wait is that not normal
It's for safety, especially in the ladies room. It's harder to assault a woman in a stall, if someone can look at your feet and see that there's a man in the stall too. At the very least, a predator would be stopped earlier, as opposed to having all the time they want in a private space with a victim.
I hate bees, so I definitely don't want a bee day.
George Cataloni heeheehee
George Cataloni But it's hip to fuck bees.
Cleopatra supposedly fucked bees. As in she put them in a tube and used them as a vibrator.
NULL Derp
I get it. It's a reference to that guy who read the entire bee movie script.
well...
ITS THE..
What's this? A guy claiming that he hates bees?
A large influx of BEES should put a stop to that!
Anyone else watching during 2020 coronavirus outbreak + TP shortage?
I am. Reading Americans comments and laughing out loud.
We had for 3500 years in Syria.
Honestly, after finding out how affordable they are and how easy they are to install I was already considering one. But the pandemic has definitely made the need seem more urgent. 😂
I haven’t been able to find TP in weeks. I don’t understand? I go through like maybe a roll a week??? What is everyone eating?
Yes, I'm currently waiting for my bidet to be delivered.
LOL.. if u do not have those.. u can fill water inside a pail and use dipper to wash ur bum bum. Wash with ur left hand..lastly clean ur hand with soap and water.
In 2016, I saw this video and said, "cool video." In 2020, I'm watching this video again saying, "WHY DIDN'T I GET A BIDET BEFORE THE APOCALYPSE?!?!?!"
Be more hygienic pls, use paper and then the bidet.
@@silvergemteam kebalik ga sih? Bidet dulu terus paper?
@@operagirl0101 no, first paper then bidet.
@@silvergemteam Using the KO BIDET, you don'h have to use t. paper.
@@silvergemteam stup.id dumbass 😂😂😂
I don't know what kinda b-days you Euro people have, but in America we normally celebrate our b-day by having cake or dinner with our family, outside of the bathroom.
lmao xd
Most of us in Europe don't even use Bidets? Like wtf...
Just a Bat. lmaooo
BIDets are 19th century relics. This man in the video is stuck in the past, way in the early 1900's.....HELLOOOO AMERICANS USE MOIST WIPES. Bidets were available when moist wipes were not invented yet. These old fogies need to get modern....shessh! 🤔☺
24th President Fucking weirdo
As an American, and the son of a plumber, I can say with confidence that we installed many a bidet in high end houses. I know they’re not very popular, but wealthy people love them
What is the civilized nation on earth whose citizens don’t bother whether their habits could kill their relatives, friends, neighbors or other fellowmen?
A FATAL HYGIENE-MEDICAL MISTAKE REGARDING, ACQUIRED HOSPITAL INFECTIONS and UTIs. Wiping, no matter its direction, is in anyway dangerous, particularly to women and more so to pregnant ones. the microbes remaining in the feces film left after wiping, BY CONTACT OR AIR,, THROUGH DRYING, FRICTION AND AIR, travel to the near uro-genital organs, causing UTI and later to the air and any surface of the house or worse of the hospital, in the case of in hospital patients, causing the often LETHAL ACQUIRED HOSPITAL INFECTIONS. Take in mind that the in Hospital weakened ill or old patients are not able even to wipe properly, particularly if hemorrhoids coexist. WHO and Drs is urgent to take some action.ZISIS KONTOGOUNIS, retired Nedical Dr.
Him saying "Bee-day" is one of the more unpleasant things in life.
💯
A couple times i thought i heard D-day
Men-is-stration (menstruation) is worse. Lol
@@SchoeneTante Yah. Makes you wonder how he pronounces ministration.
IKR?! How dare he pronounce it correctly!
"bidets are a sure sign of immorality!"
"why do you say that?"
"they were in every brothel i've been in"
:-)
murican logic.
This comments section has provided me with some good late night entertainment.
Screw comedians, this comment section is pure gold.
Trevor D
comment section was great until you ruined it.
You know guys?!? As a proud yet very disgusting troll, I also am very entertained by all this wonderful talk of feces! Yeah for poopies! Yeah!!!!
As an American I think bidets make sense (as long as the water is warm). Has to be cleaner than smearing crap off ones arse with a dry wood product.
i don't use warm water, it's a sensitive region and you are not facing the tap, one rong move and get boiling hot water on your sensitive parts. i actually scalded my glans using hot water when i was a child. It hurts.
ARX 351 warm, not boiling hot water. if yours uses boiling hot water then that's a problem
zisis stip how so
No real Americans would ever say ARSE!!!
I use wet wipes
In Finnland we don't have so many bidets, but every toilet has a separate handshower with a "trigger" right near toiletbowl to wash "down there"
It is a bidet also, but not soconvenient.
It is called a bidet shower
It saves space, but needs a steady hand.
Ah yes the bum gun
You answered your own question.
@ 32 billion a year in Toilet paper.
That's a lot of money to just disregard.
Once again greed wins out over good hygiene and common sense.
Great comment.
The american dream.
and now the popularity of using baby wipes too for adults that claim to be flush-able and aren't, clogging city drains and filtration plants.
That’s literally why I hate some of the so called smart people , there not all bad yall
"BEE DAYS"
B-day
Birthday
Glad we call a butt washer an anniversary about birth
it's not pronouced like that, it's more like bid-it
In Canada we call them eh?-days. (Just kidding, we don't use them here either, that I've ever seen). But, yeah, the word is French and should be said bu-day, not B-day or bu-det.
Let’s be serious. The UTIs run rampant. The acquired hospital infections kill people every day. The toilet paper use very probably is responsible and we are kidding about…
It's /bi-day/ the I is short like in ick or little, definitely not bee-day but the British pronounce things weird.
am i the only one annoyed by the way he says bidet
red ditto
red lel beedae
dildo
beeeeedaaaae
I'm American and even i know how to say bidet Properly.
They make toilet seat bidets, toilet spray wands and faucet spray wands( you can use these easily and have warm water, unlike ones attached to the toilet, unless you tap into an hot water line). I honestly find it way more sanitary to use water.
I want a warm water sprayer. I just have a cold water one. I still like it better than toilet paper, though.
Most homes in Argentina have them (even in small apartments). Additionally, most bathrooms there have a small water drain on the floor which makes thorough cleaning of the bathroom floor much easier.
I wish U.S. bathrooms had those two features.
I feel so American... I'd never even heard of these until now and went into this video asking "What's a ba-dett?"
huh, thought you were a Doppel. but right? i figured us not knowing what it was would be the reason.
Do yourself a favor and look into these amzn.to/2cPt1NE :-)
Fancy meeting you here sir.
We have heard of them. We just fine them alien and from movies say Cars 2 they seem like a no go. No we do not understand them and our way seems fine.
Same
Try a bidet once, and you never want to go back. Why scrub with dry paper, getting yourself only questionably clean, when you can get really clean with no fuss?
And yes, I'm an American who tells people that every time the subject comes up.
ChrisC
agree. here in Asia most parents teach us to use water and antibacterial soap to clean our ass. it just feels so much better and cleaner.
do you have the wipe the shit with your bare hands?
CouragePope haven't you heard of a bidet you ignorant fool!
My home has a bidet, because I'm not a barbarian.
Gorilla Jones I can tell by the name
Of course. Being a gentleman and scholar...😘
I’m a barbarian for using toilet paper, really?
@@iexisttoo5859 yes
@@iexisttoo5859 why don't you wash ass with water,thats disgusting barbarian
Ever since I installed a bidet attachment to my toilet, my TP purchases have dropped considerably. A 6-pack of of TP lasts me months. Plus the benefit of feeling "cleaner" in the backside. Bidets are not that expensive if you get a basic attachment. Amazon has plenty available. From basic DIY ones to fancy heated seat with warm air dryer.
Bidet is great, saves money as well as paper
6 pack lasts months? I use that much in a single week!
WTF I thought that was a drinking fountain! I drank ass water????
Vaughnie plz tell me that's a joke
Aw rip this guy
Vaughnie Drinking fountain that low, I assume you're joking
Vaughnie Drinking fountain that low, I assume you're joking
The water is tap water. So it's clean.
I first encountered a bidet (or something that works like it) visiting relatives overseas. It wasn't anything mounted, but rather a hose attached to the side of the toilet that you had to lift your bum or a thigh to position it and squirt a jet of water. At a certain point, I stopped using toilet paper for anything but drying it off. When I got back home, I found one online and had it installed on my toilet
I don’t have a bidet but to counter this I schedule my poops right before my shower. Works perfectly
Yes
Unfortunately my colon doesn't always work on schedule!
Bunker Sieben either way you’re gonna get poop on you
@@Barnabas45
Yep...
Or a bath
4:18 Wait...did he really just say "dingleberries and skid marks?" LOLOLOL
I only came here to figure out what a bidet was
EatmyassGoogle
I have one myself that I added about 6 months ago. It was east to add. It plugs into the water supply going to the toilet and that's it. Simple, doesn't take much space. Nozzles come down and spray you with clean water. When done, a little toilet paper to dry off. Nice and clean and I miss it when I'm not home. I'm a believer now.
JB Dragon - isn't the water cold on ur ass?
mike Carr
Not really,. Sure, it's cold, but it's coming from pipes in your walls, so not ice cold. Maybe in places with snow in the winter it may be to cold?. There are versions that also tap into the hot water under the sink. If your sink is next to the tolit that's a option, and really not much more money. I got mine at Amazon, it's a Neo 185, but they have other versions including hot water. If you have close by power, and want to spend some money, you can get really fancy. From seat warming, to hot water, to air drying. What I have is cheap, works great, just a little to get used to being sprayed like it does. The cold water really doesn't bother me. I'm using a fraction of TP that I used to use, as it's just a quick dry up wipe yet clearer then ever. It's a power shower for your butt. TP can never get you as clean. I'm not a wet wipe person either. That's not a solution for me.
me too lol
Bidets are 19th century relics. This man in the video is stuck in the early 1900's.....HELLOOOO AMERICANS USE MOIST WIPES DUHHHHH .YOU CAN ALSO USE BABY WIPES :)
3:51 Um...no it's not cheap. You have to redesign the bathrooms in your house to have them, and really they're only practically installed in the average American house if the house is designed from the start to have them.
The toilet seat variety are about $25 and can be installed in about 10-15 minutes if you can use a screwdriver: amzn.to/2ePeRZB
Today I Found Out Yeah, except that wasn't what he was showing in the video. He was showing seperate bidets in the video.
If you have the plumbing in your house or apartment for one... most don't. So you're looking at adding a special plumbing line which will cost depending on how large your home and water connections from $1000 to $5000 range.
Not cheap. Then we can talk about buying one. Then the installation of one.. the $25 you mentioned.
***** Read the comments before posting the same thing other people have.
Quite easy if you use the Japanese style ones. The sprayer is built into the seat assembly and can be easily added to any toilet.
Bought one years ago but never got around to installing it until a few days ago. Already very impressed with it, even if it’s very basic and I’m hooked up to well water lol.
Jordan Schlansky questioned this issue too. It should be right and not a privilege.
yeah, only rich people in USA use bidets.
You just convinced me to buy a bidet when I eventually remodel my bathroom. Now, I just need to convince my wife.
You can get the ones that attach to your toilet, cheap on Amazon. Like about $40.
If she likes that, get the permanent kind.
make her watch the video! Join the #cleanbuttbrigade.
Nate Dozier Has your wife ever given birth? I ask because afterwards they usually give women a plastic bottle with a squeeze tip that you fill with warm soapy water to use for cleansing after using the restroom. I used mine for quite a while after both of my children and I found it much more comfortable and I just felt cleaner, the only problem is drying off after. I very much want a bidet, but I want it to have the warm air dryer as well.
Just start leaving old bits of fish around the house. Sorted.
As soon as the wife and I move out of apartments it's one of the first things we'll get. It just makes too much sense to not have one.
There's another way to eliminate the need for toilet paper - three sea-shells.
"Hey, this guy doesn't know how the three seashells work!"
"Oh he doesn't know how to use the three sea shells."
It's a reference to a movie. "Demolition man"
I just curse into the verbal morality machine to get toilet paper
The three seashells just don't get the job done after a nice rat burger.
we use handheld Bidets in Iran. pretty standard and pre-installed in every house.
Are those also used in hospitals?
@@zisisstip49 Yes
Hand-held? That sounds even weirder.
@@simplyhuman3982 if you use it for your seated toilets yes that would be weird. but we have squat toilets. the seated ones here usually have one of those that shoots water up your butt.
@@farshadevil1 and water up your butt doesn't sound weird? Y'all are fuckin freaky. 🍻 or whatever is equivalent too that.
If space is a concern you do not even a need a separate Bidet. Here in Finland we have small handshowers right next to our toilets. After doing our business we grab it and start showering our backsides right on the toilet.
Its the same in the middle East and Asian, bidet hand showers
@@usman7207 Yup, Africa too, and failing that, there will definitely be a jug or pot near the toilet, for filling with water
What do you dry yourself with? (groin, I mean- not hands) And how do you make sure the water temperature is right? Do you spend time running it until it's what you want? And if it's one of those shower heads, where do you run it while waiting for the right pressure & temperature? Are you standing up with your pants round your ankles while running it into the toilet bowl, meanwhile with drips of pee possibly running down your thigh? And doesn't water end up splashing on the floor? So many genuine questions.
@@scattygirl1 :1. Some ppl keep a dry cloth for this. Some just dont dry it (akin to how to a lot of people dont pat themselves 100% dry after a shower)
And many just use a sheet of TP to get rid of excess water.
2. Temperature right. Well that's a first world problem I cannot comprehend. Id rather live with cold water than have shit left on me.
3. Like mentioned before you use it while on the toilet seat. It's those movable pipe shower head types so you can angle it accordingly.
It'll splash if you have don't have enough motor control to control a simple pipe spraying water. Otherwise no reason for it to..
@@Ieatbabywhales Thanks :-D
Thanks :-D So is there just one cloth for drying? Could several people over the course of one day use the same cloth? If so- eww! If not- how many cloths does a family get through eash week!? As a busy parent, the logistics of these things matter to me!
Equally, using paper doesn't address the green issue of cutting back on paper consumption that Simon says bidets enable.
And if you're used to using a bidet at home, does it mean you feel gross not being able to use one when you use a public toilet?
Lastly, do people *really* use bidets regularly? Do they do it every time, or only when they poop? Or just the more hygienic folk.
Apologies for all the questions, but it's become a lively topic for discussion here- lol
Ha ha ... the Americans don’t know how to use the 3 shells! Wait, I’m a Canadian, we don’t know how to use the 3 shells either.
Love that movie! Lol
Chris Miles I often use this joke whenever I am in a restroom and it doesn't have toilet paper. If I'm at a friend's house or in public and I noticed there's no toilet paper I go out and say to the individual responsible for the bathroom, "forgive me but I don't see the three seashells do you have anything that I can use?" I don't think in the 20-plus years that I've been using this joke anyone has ever got it.
You know, ever since I saw "Demolition Man", I've wondered how one _does_ use the three sea shells ...🤔
The Noisy Spectator this is a question I've pondered for over 20 years and my theory is the following: the first is for scooping and scraping (you notice that the seashells are smooth unlike the ones that you find at the beach so they will be much more comfortable than using one of those sharp pieces of calcium) the second you use the ridged side to "polish" away Any unwanted leftovers, the third (I hope) is smooth but naturally porous (such as pumice or talc) to remove the moisture from the front, then back (including residual debris) it could also have a soothing infusion of say, tea tree oil/mint etc, to act as an antiseptic and also provide a "clean/refreshing" result. Also, as this is a future with probes that can make graffiti vanish without a trace, I do not think it is too far to venture that the shelf itself is antimicrobial and would have a similar feature for cleaning and sterilization as each shell is replaced.
I can see how if with this technology the "handfuls of wadded up paper" could seem bizzare and gross to those accustomed to the seashell method, especially since the base of the shell lets you take care of your clean-up with far less hand to waste risk.
If this seems a bit far-fetched remember that before the inventions of sanitary napkins and tampons so that women would either just bleed on themselves or use literal rags during that time of the month. Considering the efficiency of laundering in those days, we would surely laugh at someone from that era confronted with a self-adhesive to put in their undergarments or a wad of cotton (or plastic stick) to shove inside themselves.
Here in Pennsylvania we have three corncobs.
We went to Japan and had one in our hotel and both me and my husband agree, it was life changing. I wish they were more popular here in the states.
You can install one in your bathroom.
@@LittleImpaler Vlad junior, that you?
Had the same experience with visiting Japan with an ex girlfriend, we even priced them while there, but didnt pull the trigger on buying. Still will eventually end buying one.
Buy one off amazon, I did and it's life changing. I have the luxe bidet 120..and it's awesome
How much water does it use
My daughter and I bought ours from Amazon. It is the type that fits on the bowl and under the seat. Very easy to install. What a life changer. It gives a much cleaner feeling. Too bad every home doesn’t have them.
What about the oblique, back to front water jet? KO BIDET haw vertical jet.
Got one this year and it is the best thing ever! Never going back.
As a former plumber/electrician I can tell you, 99% of all new build houses/apartments are not wired or plumbed for the installation of a bidet. You can think its an anti Brit thing, but its not. In order to install the bidet you need an additional GFI outlet and a hot water line along with the cold water line that's normally there. True you can jump from the sink hot water feed and the normal GFI "hair dryer" electrical outlet to wire and plumb the bidet. However, if not done during the initial construction, depending on where the toilet is located in reference to the sink, it may be required to tear the walls out to bare studs to run the water and electrical. In most cities this has to be done by a licensed union plumber/electrician that has to pass inspection. Then rebuilding the bathroom walls. I always thought it would make more sense to use a wall that is easily taken down and replaced over any piping in the walls in case of leaks etc. as opposed to sheet rock. So if building a new home, set aside enough room to install 2 toilet bowls side by side if you want the classic stand alone model which has all the same down piping to refuse and line in for hot and cold water. Adding up the hours, piping, electrical wiring, GFI outlets, the bidet itself, a Porsche or Mazda priced bowl, makes it kind of silly when theres a shower RIGHT there in most cases, seems kinda goofy. Baby wipes are what many women swear by these days for that time of the month, or when pinching one off turns hectic, and it makes sense. I have seen a baby shit all the way up its own back and front, and be cleaned up in minutes at a theme park. on a 100 degree day, so they can more than handle a semi brown cheek I am sure. for power to air dry and massage /women's charmer models My personal fix should a dump get out of hand, is to simply take a shower. :)
got a little graphic at the end but thanks for the info! also making paragraphs can go a long way ;)
I've noticed this and asked my builder to accommodate the possible use for later, only to be told that he simply could not do it. He did suggest getting an electrician to install a GFI outlet and a line split from the sink pipes to a bidet toilet seat after the house was completed. After seven years I have yet to do so. I've been to too many places where they are the norm and got used to them.
Bidet toilet seats need a grounded outlet and easily tap into the water supply already present. No need or all the construction you have sited. I have installed three toilet seat bidets. With the first bidet we ran a grounded utility extension cord to the grounded outlet already in the bathroom. With my next two bidets in our new home, the electrician installed a grounded outlet beside the toilet. Connecting the bidet to the existing water supply from the toilet was so easy a plumber was not needed. Both houses were 100 years old. No construction was needed to install the bidet toilet seats.
Also a hot water line is not needed. The bidet toilet seat is able to heat the water.
No need for all of that. the seat heats itself and the water. All you need is a power socket near the toilet. I have only installed one at home but this is certainly the case. I use just hose bidets in other places. I use these after spending time in Japan (toilet seat bidets) and South East Asia (simple hose trigger nozzle variety) They are much cleaner. Saying this my Chinese wife doesn't like them for some reason, she does like the heated seat.
I just use that brush that people put by the toilet. its what its there for.
Rofl.
FunkySpunkyJunky I almost peed myself reading your comment!
+szqsk8 it's really not that funny, the Romans used sponges on sticks in public(!) toilets, which was basically what almost everyone used
And all this time I thought it was a hairbrush.
Btw, those mints they put in urinals might smell nice, but they taste awful.
I invested $50 and bought one from Amazon. Installed it on my toilette. Very impressed! Not only do you feel and are cleaner after using it, but you save a ton of toilet paper since all you're doing is patting yourself dry with tp after using it. Highly highly recommend it.
Get a towel rack over your bidet and save up even more!
@@ultra_crap it's still kinda disgusting though. I still prefer toilet paper to dry my buns.
I'd like to clarify something that is a bit misrepresented in the video.
This may vary by country, but in general bidet (traditional, not the Japanese robot-like) is not used "in replacement of" toilet paper, but "in addition to" it. You wipe the gross stuff with paper, just as you normally do, and then you wash with the bidet using soapy warm water. You finally dry with your own personal small towel, specific for that purpose (usually color coded or with initials for the different members of the family). And another clarification... this is normally done even if you will immediately go to take a bath.
No no! You are using it wrong mate! You wash it good with water, rubbing it with your left hand if needed. Then you dry it out by tapping it with TP if needed. Then just wash your hands with soap.
Bring one of those by California and we will have no water left
Slav Sloth paper making uses enough water to cause a drought.
Slav Sloth
You have water over there?
Ally M it is where I am from
The water used to make paper is recycled.
CA wastes water by directing it to farmers to grow high-water demanding products like Almonds that get shipped to China where they sell for like 5x the price they are here (iirc from an Economist or NYT article). Your dead lawn and absurd water bill helps make some agri-investors rich!!
what are you talking about? I am an American and I have a b-day once a year! I'm sure everyone else does too, not just in Europe, but the whole world!
Evil Spyke in addition to my b-day I also celebrate Bee Day to show my appreciation for all their work pollinating and creating honey for my toast
At least once a year I shop at a Canadian trinket store called "Bead eh?"
bidets are 19th century relics. This man in the video is stuck in the past, way in the early 1900's.....HELLOOOO AMERICANS USE MOIST WIPES. Bidets were available when moist wipes were not invented yet. These old fogies need to get modern....shessh!!!😃😆
24th President Mr president. If the man in this video was talking about the bidet, why was he saying b-day or bee day or bead eh. Grover, can I call you Grover? If the man was talking about the bidet why didn't he say so?
CC okay, if we're going to beat this one to death... we used to help flying insects build nests inside of bails of grass. we called it bee'ed hay.
I always wondered how "flushable" those wipes were. Guess this answers my question.
We recently installed one. LOVE it! We have a son with disabilities, it's quite handy for him. That said, you still need to wipe dry. Not everything gets blasted off.
Bidet eliminates the need for wet wipes (bidet provides wet). Wet wipes are really bad for city sanitation works.
Bec Steffens-Peck hum, there is brands that heat dry and heat water and widen spray with remotes if all u can do is push a button
I installed two easy to install bidets in both my bathrooms. I think they are wonderful, but if I try to tell other people here in Texas about them they look at me like I am crazy. I don't get it. I think they should be mandatory in construction codes, but I guess I am nuts. Well at least mine are clean.
Do you put toilet paper out for your guests ?
I'm in california, I get crazy looks too.
You still use toilet paper with bidets, you just use it for drying as opposed to smearing shit all over your ass until it appears to be clean...
TheCptCoy so waste paper and water... solves nothing but 1st world commodities
As opposed to allowing people to clog up the sewers with "flushable" wipes...? All while costing us millions because Americans are too proud to talk about shit?
Bidets are cleaner, more effective, and require less toilet paper because you only need a small piece to dry.
We dont have bidets in Finland. Instead we have hand held showers next to the toilet. We call it "pillupuhelin". In english: "pussy phone". :D
Mazokki lol my grandmother installed something liken this in her bathroom (in Brazil) because she wanted a bigger bathtub, there
was no space for the bidet, she said she saw this idea on a magazine someone brought from Europe for her, now I know where it came from lol
Mazokki
Interesting! The Arabas use squeezy bottles for this.
On a side note: Have you ever noticed that, compared to your neighbouring countries, your coat of arms' lion seems a little, uh, _special_? xD
Here in the states I've seen kits where you can hook one of those up to the toilet.
I'm on the toilet watching this video...about to use the 3 sea shells.
Lol
I'm from the country. Fixing to use corn cobs
How? Those are future tech...
It's bid-day mate.
French word. Pronounce Bee Day. The "i" sound in French makes an "ee". If it was "bid-day", it would be spelled "Beddet". I'll forgive your ignorance just this once.
Simple economics. No ads for Bidets = No demand = no supply = I don't have one.
It is weird that companies like these don't advertise amzn.to/2feSc9W. I mean, for $26 the thing pays for itself in a month or two from how much less TP you use and is a more clean experience. It's also easy to install, if you have a septic system drastically extends how long it will be until you need to have it pumped or otherwise serviced, and if everyone used it would save a ton in tax payer money on sewer maintenance, particularly since the wet-wipe craze is continually clogging the lines: th-cam.com/video/TgHVO-RZ8c4/w-d-xo.html. It practically sells itself. They just need to get the word out.
People saying "I just use wet wipes" please just bear in mind that even "flushable" or "biodegradable" wipes cause all kinds of problems for sewage systems, the environment and wildlife... not to mention that chemicals that are potentially harmful for your skin are often used :/ just something to consider
Millie S hippie
mrcalderon93 alrighty
No one cares if it's bad for sewers. They are better from the users' perspective.
Millie S im baking brownies while i read you're reply😀
Millie I've never heard of anyone who flushed their wet wipes down the toilet, that's just asking for trouble. You just toss them in the trash.
When I lived in Paris, where most older apartments have them, most of the people I knew didn't use them. Most people I knew shut them off, and used them to store things like hair styling tools and hair products. LOL.
I know somebody who uses water in a plant sprayer, the kind you pump pressure into and then spray the water out under force. The spray wand is already bent to make it easy to aim the spray. Works great.
As an American, I realize when I've encountered them I've been sitting on them backwards. no wonder it makes no sense. And you had me at HEATED SEATS.
You sit on a bidet backwards. You back faces the faucet. You can do it forward too, but you'd have to completely undress pants and underwear.
I'v heard of Dday but never about Bday. Until now.
Bday = (sometimes) short for, birthday.
ffggddss possibly victory over Bulgaria or something.
+ Nick Mettler
Nice one!
But I think that would have to be "VB Day"
- Sim. to VE Day or VJ Day
I don't know where this guy's accent is from. It doesn''t really sound English to me. It almost sounds Australian but not really. I wonder if it's like New Zealand or something like that? I really don't even know what New Zealanders sound like. He doesn't say it in this video but when he says "controversy" it is way, way far from how we say it. Americans pronounce it ba day short first "a" and long second "a" with the emphasis on the first syllable.
very american answer too
I'm a 55 year old American female, & I've never even seen a bidet. Always been quite curious about them... Thank you for this informative video.
I first installed an in-toilet bidet in 2014. Have used one ever since, even installing one in our RV trailer toilet. Can't see how I ever lived without one or could ever live without one again.
This is the first time Ive even heard of a bidet. Guess we Americans are missing out.
Daniel big timeeee. Found out about five years ago and I don't use toilet paper only to dry. Won't have it any other way. It's a must.
Caster Troy Sounds like I really need to get one.
I'm American also but *have* heard of bidets. Just have never seen one in person or got the chance to use one.
this is the first humble comment I read so far for a newly introduced idea.
May Ebbeni Bidets seem like a good alternative. I'm not against all new ideas, only stupid ones.
Do you crap in the b-day or use toilet first then migrate via crab walk to the b-day??
jj coolj crab walk
There's no way to flush a bidet, so do the math...
giupinkfairy
The fuck???
Of course you can flush a bidet.. It's basically all it does is flush itself
jj coolj 😂that was funny and actually i had exactly the same question in my mind
Technically yes, although you don't have to be crab walking since you are going to be perfectly washing it soon anyway. Not to mention that many modern toilets come with a build-in sprayer or toilet hose option which eliminates the need to walk to another apparatus altogether.
You can get an attachment for the tub spiquet that works the same as a bidet at Wal-Mart for like $12, y'all. In case anyone in the US wants to get one. It really is refreshing to be clean and smelling like soap afterwards.
American here, and I have a bidet. Thank you whoever invented it.
You're welcome (and I'm Syrian ... Asylum seeker)
I really want one now. I have been just cupping water in my hand out of the bathtub, like a chump.
you should get a shower head that you can take off the hook
bidets are 19th century relics. This man in the video is stuck in the early 1900's.....HELLOOOO AMERICANS USE MOIST WIPES. Bidets were available when moist wipes were not invented yet. These old fogies need to get modern....shessh! 😁
24th President did you miss the part where like 5 boxes of moist towelets cost the same as an entire bidet and also the part where moist towelets dont break down and water and cause massive blockage in the sewers ?
+farley pants ,,,, Not only are the wet wipes with toilet paper more effective. But with a bidet you are using more potable water. Potable drinking water is believed to run out in the future as over population grows. There is a documentary on this. Some Millionaires are harboring large quantities of water to capitalize on it on the future. They call it "white gold" The body can only last 3 to 5 days without water before the person dies.
Get a SE Asian style butt hose. Much cheaper and easier to install than a bidet but just as effective.
As an American living in Japan, I was freaked out by them at first, but honestly, after a few tries with a washlet, I think you'll change your mind. Imagine eating a chocolate bar in the summer and getting chocolate all over your hands. Yeah, a dry paper towel isn't going to make you feel clean. But if you had never had access to a sink, you might think a paper towel was good enough.
Besides the water jet feature, there are also heated seats. After using my washlet for a few weeks in my apartment, I decided it was a needless function and turned it off - I had gone my entire life without it, right? The next morning I sat my tush on an ice cold toilet seat and the shock practically sent my heart up my throat. I keep that function switched on now.
The argument that it's a waste of water... it's not. It's a simple, low intensity jet of water that most people stream for less than 10 seconds. The washlet uses very little electricity to heat the water and seat.
Lol that chocolate argument is exactly what I try to use when comparing these two. Water is always more cleaner. I never understood how just using the toilet paper be considered clean. That's just messy & never fully cleans.
It can easily be installed on any american toilet for about $30-40 & uses no electricity for the basic function. You can still use 1/2 toilet paper just to dry urself if needed, not that it would be needed tho.
I find bidets stupid. I usually empty myself before showering, otherwise I use dry - wet - dry paper. I don't believe a jet of water without wiping cleans better, and the jet can be awfully cold or too strong, making a mess in the bathroom.
NuntiusLegis you obviously never used one. It has multiple speeds or pressure control. Not everyone shits just before taking shower lol. It cleans about 90-95% on its own.. also you can just use ur fkin hand & then clean ur hand. Not rocket science
I used some with the results described. Using the hand and not paper just after shitting? - Yuck.
@@soorma01 using your hand without TP is just disgusting. It doesn’t matter how well you wash your hand after that, you’re not getting all the bacteria off.- especially under your fingernails. Wet wipes are the way to go. No spray to spread the bacteria AND no need to use your bare hand on feces.
I have one, bought it on Amazon, easy to install.
Is really nobody gonna mention that he pronounced menstruation as ministration? No? Ok...
To give a useful comment here, I've been to Japan a couple times and the 2 things I miss the most are the food and the holy washlet! Best.thing.ever!
He's mispronouncing buh-day as well
Most people mispronounce menstruation. Dumb.
Was looking for this! Scrolled waaaay too far to find it... #menestrayshun
I've often wondered why we must wash our hands with soap and water and considered dry toilet paper to be sufficient for "back there".
I can only tell you about myself, but I think most people ( _most people_ ) would agree with me in that I touch most everything with my bare hands, but I don't touch anything with my bare butt.
Mostly because you don't shake each other's butt cheeks like you shake hands, or eat with your butt.
@Infinite Shape If it only spread it around ... why is it on the toilet paper? And why when you do it enough the poop is eventually gone? I do a moistening of the toilet paper in the sink once or twice though. Helps the process.
squirting a little low pressure water up your but isn't enough. When you do dishes by hand do you spray a little water on it and call it clean? No. You get the dish rag out and get the "crap" off.
@Infinite Shape Poop showing it's no longer present ... means it's gone. It's never completly gone, The next wave of poop builds up.
You have a sink with water and soap in there both of which can be applied to tp to wash your bum.
What about the 3 sea shells?
hahaha nice one
loved that movie
Start with the roughest one.
He doesn't know how to use the 3 sea shells?!
*****
Bznnnn
I don't have access to a bidet right now, so I just wet a piece of toilet paper and use that to clean myself. We have a septic system so it's not quite as bad for sewage. Not ideal, but American houses from the 80s were built in such a way that makes standalone bidets impossible to add, and fancy in seat ones are not as easy to come by, or as cheap as you stated. The best option is a hand-held and activated spray nozzle you would install next to your toilet by using a T junction pipe between the wall and the toilet tank.
Looked up everything except how to say it correctly.
I've heard it as "Biday" and "Booday"
The English deliberately mispronounce French words out of spite
It is bee day
I thought he was saying birthday
I have them and still can’t figure out how to say or spell it lol
In Italy each and every home is equipped with at least one bidet. In case of multiple bathrooms usually only one goes equipped with one.
We don't use it all the times: it's mostly there to ensure you that you will get out of that toilet cleaner than before, no matter what (Dumb & Dumber bathroom scene anyone?).
It's also seen as a faster alternative to taking a shower but bidet-ting without cleaning with toilet paper first is seen as gross here.
Bidet is used very frequently before and after every intercourse (at least with your girlfriend/fiancee) and no, I'm not germophobic: everyone of my engaged friends does this unless they're too drunk.
BITET TYPES: 1. Standalone 2. Hand held 3. Turkish 4. Add-ons with oblique stream 5. Add-ons with vertical stream (KO BIDET)
Which is the best and why? Obviously those with the VERTICAL stream and specially the KO BIDET, because: It is 1. cheap 2. Simple 3. Easy installed (3 min) and easily used 4. Durable (5ys warrantee). 5. It never leaks. 6. Safely and easily disinfected by each user.
Thanks to their VERTICAL stream: 1. They are 100% effective 2. Act exactly to the needed area, so: use less water, less t. paper for drying, the cold feeling is easily accepted. 3. There is not splashing around 4. There is not microbe harboring, as the warm water does. 6. There is not filthy water pushing towards uro-genitalia. 7. Faster.
In questo senso siamo troppo avanti :)
Ewwww, what?
Roberto Benetti yea i don't understand everyone saying that they don't have to buy toilet paper anymore. You still use toilet paper before bidet-ting people wtf
Cindy Duran you have no idea how this makes your sexual life better 😂 because you feel cleaner
We tend to take a 'daily' shower.
lol, right
I thought everyone had a b-day. Mine is in October.
I bought a toilet seat version when I I have hand surgery on my dominant hand unfortunately after hooking it up there seem to be zero water pressure. Anyone knows how to fix this problem let me know because I would love to have one
In France, only half of the households have a bidet today; in Germany and Austria they are very rare (max. 5%), similar in Northern Europe. It's most widespread in Italy (~95%)
as someone with a hairy ass I would highly appreciate this to avoid dingleberrys
DelNiceBeto bruh
Same dude :( no irony or sarcasm, I totally relate
Best comment I've read in a long time! Can't stop laughing!
pics or it didn't happen
logically we all love "Bee day thingy"
I've had one for a couple years now. I was so smug during the great toilet paper crises of 2020, lol. 😆
There's a few things I'd worry about with a bidet....one, doesn't it splatter poop all over? 2, you're not using soap, so, you're technically just rinsing off which really isn't getting clean per se. 3, it would take up more room in a bathroom and many bathrooms in homes couldn't fit a bidet. 4, how do you dry off? More toilet paper? 5, I could just imagine how nasty public bathrooms would be with bidets and people pooing or peeing in them and throwing garbage in them that won't flush.
Point #1 is my thought too. Women are taught to ALWAYS ALWAYS wipe from front to back, to avoid moving any fecal matter towards the vagina and urethra. Spraying water from the back of the toilet seat towards the butt would just allow water to trickle forward and get in the vaginal area. I don't see how it could possibly NOT do that, since the vagina and urethra are lower than the butt in most female toilet postures. That's the only reason I am squiked out about using a bidet!
+Paul Girardin - not so much smearing shit around, as wiping it off. While it's true that there is still bacterial residue that remains, most people are competent enough to wipe thoroughly enough to prevent "skid marks" in their underwear. Skid marks are an indicator of insufficient wiping, not a side-effect of wiping in general.
Sapphire But why not at least use a combination of toilet paper and a bidet? Like first wipe and then rinse any residue off with water? I can definitely see the benefits of a bidet, although I personally don't have one.
+TheLordoftheRavens - As I've said elsewhere, even after using TP, there are still fecal bacteria on the anus. Given the posture one must assume in order to aim the stream of water at the anus, such a posture puts the vaginal area lower than the anus. Therefore, water could potentially dribble forward, carrying bacteria with it. When this kind of bacteria makes its way to the vaginal area, painful infections ensue. This is why women are taught from a young age to wipe from front to back, and never touch the vaginal area with anything that has touched the anal area, unless the anal area was cleaned with soap and water beforehand. (Assuming only casual contact with the anus, and no penetration.)
This isn't a problem when using a hand to apply soap and water in the shower, because one can clean the anal area, rinse the soap thoroughly, and then clean the vaginal area with soap, to ensure any bacterial contamination is washed away. A mere splash of water will not ensure all bacteria is removed, and as I said, could easily carry the bacteria forward. So if I used a bidet, I would have to use my hand and soap to thoroughly clean front and back, which is just as easily done by hopping in the tub for a minute, should the need arise.
Now, it's totally possible that I am mistaken, and a woman could potentially clean the anus with a bidet without contaminating the vaginal area. (And without using a hand to apply soap and water.) I am just having a hard time imagining how this could be possible, which is why I asked.
The pictures show the person sitting on the bidet in the opposite direction of how you sit on a toilet. You face the wall. Therefore the vagina would be out of the line of fire from the water, as the water would be traveling from front to back, same as the direction of wiping you describe. I've never used a bidet though, it may still splash some.
In Brazil we just have a special little hose next to the toilet that is pressure activated to clean our bums!
Anna Carolina Mendes Oh yeah! Many Apts there have bidets as well
I've seen this set up in Malaysia, Fiji Islands airport, Singapore airport years ago, but I think they're disappearing.
Most islamic countries have that fckn hose. Yuck
Anna Carolina Mendes Same in most of Asia.
Господин Курац Atleast it's cleaner than toilet paper.
In Nepal we have a small sprayer just besides the commode which is sooooooo much better than just using toilet paper. It's crazy to think that just using dry paper to wipe away the poop can make anyone feel clean.
Sounds like he’s saying B DAY 🤣😂
Honestly i was just trying to figure out what a bidets is
For half the video
When you press a button, it shoots water up your ass after crapping ...
Poe Lemic That sounds really gay.
Toilet paper also sounds gay then ?
J. Matthew M. In a way.
I would love for bidets to be adopted here.
No I had to use one when I was in Europe and it was not efficient.
Sounds more like you just didn't know how to use one, didn't work it correctly, and are blaming the product. Very typical, like an elderly person blaming a computer when they have no idea what they're doing.
OfDeadDestruction NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I might as well bath in the toilet thare both toilet water
marie myers
Thare isnt even a word, it would be they're. Even though toilet water is potable freshwater...
marie myers the water the bidet sprays comes out of your house tab just like the water that fills the tank just like the water that you drink it is not from the toilet bowl
You could also just use a handheld bidet sprayer, convenient, cheap and you don't need to remodel your bathroom to install it.
American here! One Christmas I thought I'd be funny and picked up 3 bidets for white elephant gift exchanges. After a rather poor response from the 2nd exchange, guy was legit upset he got a gag gift, I decided to go with something else for the 3rd.
So I ended up with a bidet. Naturally I installed it right away and as awkward as it is, it's great. Less TP needed and a cleaner feeling overall. If I could do it over I'd get one with a hot water hook up as well. Ground temp water is a little cold down there.
When I tell people how awesome they are and how everyone should have one they get a little weird. However, 90% of people that visit my home admit to trying it out and loving it. It's kind of a weird dynamic where it's almost taboo to talk about, but most Americans will give it a shot if it's present.
As someone who's never used these things, having water sprayed on your nether regions sounds like it'd tickle like crazy...
it would not. Warm water is comfortable and relaxing, and once you're done, it's a great feeling getting up that you're squeaky clean down there. Your underwear is thus cleaner, and the best part of it - it does facilitate better ad-hoc sex with your partner at any time of the day. Genitals are clean, and all kinds of sex play can follow without inhibitions because of "smelly" stuff.
I won't lie, the video made it really tempting to get one once I move out...
Depends on the nozzle and water pressure; I think most are designed to be a thicker and more consistent bundle of thick jets instead of a bunch of fizzly thin ones.
Well, if I ever find someone who will actually have sex with me, I'll get a bidet.
Though on one hand, I'm pretty weirded out about it tickling my bunghole. On the other hand, I'm not sure why I'm not bothered about using toilet paper.
The one in Japan does since it has an option to set the pressure of the spray, I jumped on the toilet seat the first time I tried and turned on because it was set on high.lol.
to be fair, ive heard that bidets can be way more hygienic then toilet paper, but i think most people (especially in my country, australia) hate the feeling of water hitting your bum so.....
Nightstarlady so they're gonna fuckin hate it when I use the shower jet if it's near the toilet.
Nightstarlady hate the feeling of water hitting your bum? so you don't clean it when you do the shower? ewh, gross
Northern Downpour That's different though, isn't it? As I understand it, a bidet has more force than a showerhead. Not to mention, a showerhead flows down, while a bidet shoots up. Unless you stick your showerhead in between your asscheeks when you shower, you're not getting a lot of power there.
zisis stip First of all, where'd you get this information? Secondly, you're an idiot. that's why you wipe good, and clean your ass when you shower.
Nightstarlady So when you shower the water shouldn't touch you.
A trip to Thailand helped me appreciate bidet’s and ordered bidet’s for my restrooms at home as soon as I arrived. I live in the US and I now think bidet’s should be a common built in toilet seat accessory, they’re an absolute life changer.
everyone with a Brain would use bidet 💗
I loved the Toto bidets when I was in Japan. They had fancy ones in the Tokyo airport. I could never go back to the old toilet I was used to. I bought a Toto C100 for my bathroom once I got back. I am now renovating another house because we moved. Part of my renovation is installing new Toto brand toilets with very fancy washlets. I am even adding the special outlets next to the toilets to power them, upstairs and downstairs. They are magical. Thank you Japan. I love you.
I’m an American and I love my bidet. I have no idea why more people don’t have one. Mine is a bidet toilet seat. Heated seat warm water wash warm air dry. And I love not having to buy toilet paper. I keep some for visitors though cause most of them are scared. I invited all my friends to come try it when I first got it. It was hilarious.
zisis stip their reactions were hilarious and you are too.
Aw cmon, it's bad enough having to use someone else's toilet, let alone their bidet. I mean, does the water have some sort of disinfectant or soap in it?
I know, fear of the unknown and all that, but honestly I'd be eyeing that thing like a biohazard hahah...
Aitch it’s self cleaning. But no disinfectant
Organic flushable antibacterial wipes
LOL a bidet is a fresh stream of water coming out of a clean line. That is like asking if the sink or shower has a disinfectant or soap in it? It is literally another pipe shooting water out...haha
Moby is doing videos now? Neat. Keep up the good work Moby 👍
"Extreme bidets are back again
Extreme bidets I didn't know
I broke bidets new again
Bidets that I'd owned
I threw it down the toilet, came along
Extreme ways I know will part my ass cheeks
The colors of my poo
Perfect colored pee"
I was supposed to mention that he looks like Moby, but then I decided not to :D
I guess you really DO need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.
I've kept a 1 LTR bottle next to the commode for years now. I never got a plumbing attachment -- the connection is cold water only -- so I fill up at the sink. I use paper to blow my nose, single-ply only, naturally.
Your humor in this old video is priceless. Hope you use humor more often.