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  • @MissMusicQueen101
    @MissMusicQueen101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2023

    “I know that your name is Michael” Me, a female not named Michael: Sh*t he’s right

    • @safiyahauttree9533
      @safiyahauttree9533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Me a female

    • @evabelle5284
      @evabelle5284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Me a woman with the middle name Michelle: eh close enough

    • @scp0535
      @scp0535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Exactly

    • @jayamarie3107
      @jayamarie3107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      SAME

    • @begonethot2545
      @begonethot2545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      My name is Michaela......

  • @SupraShade
    @SupraShade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +857

    bro, im not even a micheal and i can feel their fear

    • @spicklemickle6364
      @spicklemickle6364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Supra0022 I was not expecting it at all but it made my day

    • @OneCatShortOfCrazy
      @OneCatShortOfCrazy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Advertisement to get people to buy things trough fear.. how fun..

    • @michaelmedina4607
      @michaelmedina4607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was shook

    • @ldjkpr1298
      @ldjkpr1298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@OneCatShortOfCrazy And it works plus he said the truth

    • @MNNski
      @MNNski 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Meh, I'm pretty open about my first name. With it being so common, very unlikely people will figure out who I really am. I spell it Michael though.

  • @lostrevenant1425
    @lostrevenant1425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +858

    rSlash: Calls out Michael
    Michael: *Goes completely off grid and becomes a wild man that catches fish with his bare teeth and prepares multiple stages of defence so that the demon "rSlash" never finds him.

    • @crystalsmiles2815
      @crystalsmiles2815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lol what lol

    • @PawnCrownedQueen
      @PawnCrownedQueen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LOLLLLLLL yessssssss

    • @MrScoloink
      @MrScoloink 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      My name is Michael. You’re completely right. This is my last post on the internet. Goodbye everyone.

    • @kimlarsen6779
      @kimlarsen6779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@MrScoloink everyone say bye Micheal. 👋

    • @white_helmet_photography2290
      @white_helmet_photography2290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’m tempted to

  • @abigailmoore5691
    @abigailmoore5691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    I've made and gave away 400+ masks and no one complained about my thread color.

    • @claritey
      @claritey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Yep, the only person who would be concerned about thread color is someone who plans to sell them at a substantial markup.

    • @SomeoneStoleMyHandle911
      @SomeoneStoleMyHandle911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      You Abigail are a great human and really honestly have restored some faith in humanity in me because I hate the evil/stupid things most people do..... honestly thank you :)

    • @Tommyboi01
      @Tommyboi01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'd happily wear any colour of mask

    • @Nortarachanges
      @Nortarachanges 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nice! It takes me more than an hour a mask if I don’t screw up. 400+ is so impressive!

    • @aspenpawarts9333
      @aspenpawarts9333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Your a good person. Also is your profile pick an axolotl? It’s so cute!

  • @ladysollua
    @ladysollua 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Choosing beggar: “Must adopt my children.”
    Also, choosing beggar: “Single dads do NOT qualify.”

  • @13BGunBunny
    @13BGunBunny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    "she can go buy herself a tent and go passionately hug in the back yard" I lost it.

    • @lonewolf5785
      @lonewolf5785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      But, hopefully it's the guy pitching the tent 😂😂

    • @IzukuMidoriya-tt9df
      @IzukuMidoriya-tt9df 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me too

    • @catg943
      @catg943 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      me too!

    • @alyx2207
      @alyx2207 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hope you find your movie!
      (It)

    • @JohnGaltShadow
      @JohnGaltShadow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ha! I was just onto your comment when I got to that part in the video so read it as r/slash said it. And I have proudly passionately hugged in many a tent! One time in a backyard too. 😁

  • @michaelp8844
    @michaelp8844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1650

    rSlash: Calls out the name Michael
    Me named Michael: Has a heart attack

    • @oliversievanen8554
      @oliversievanen8554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      OOF

    • @yaggerdangg
      @yaggerdangg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lol

    • @crystalhero
      @crystalhero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      well that opening freaked me out :D

    • @Michael64_
      @Michael64_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@crystalhero Lol same

    • @nevr4give220
      @nevr4give220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I walked to My room and stopped in my tracks When he said Michael

  • @jamesstark1534
    @jamesstark1534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    "Single dads will not be qualified" like someone whose never been married or had kids is gonna marry someone who's either unfaithful or insane, and that much of a choosing beggar

    • @nickyengelbrecht5114
      @nickyengelbrecht5114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      And from the sound of it like 5 or 6 kids. Some people are seriously delusional. I have watched these so many times and every time my mouth drops open.

    • @ewaleokadia76
      @ewaleokadia76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@nickyengelbrecht5114 Also, she is probably fat, too.

    • @elecrom_9757
      @elecrom_9757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's painfully obvious she just wants money and no competition from stepchildren for her 'little angels'...

    • @jamesstark1534
      @jamesstark1534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@elecrom_9757 I bet her kids all have buck teeth and thyroid problems

    • @danizig7
      @danizig7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Her kids are all going to end up in therapy upset about how she traded them to their step dad for her comfortable life.

  • @JenniferSnaps
    @JenniferSnaps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    No one:
    Millionare who doesn't know how to cut grass: Oh, snap :(

  • @yin1079
    @yin1079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Him: “Your name, gender and age is online for people to see”
    Me: Too bad I lie about my age, ha

    • @chuburger
      @chuburger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      (Y) s a m e

    • @kumaahito3927
      @kumaahito3927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmfao, I have quite a few different ages set everywhere. Some are only a few years apart, and some are even correct, but there is a few with 10+ years difference

    • @foxooverlord
      @foxooverlord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kumaahito3927 on one of my fake ages i am 100 years old

    • @jovan0454
      @jovan0454 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@foxooverlord dang bro just 30 more years and you're the oldest person alive!

    • @foxooverlord
      @foxooverlord 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jovan0454 lmao if only that worked like that

  • @skeltonslay8er781
    @skeltonslay8er781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +684

    “Hey you, I know that your name is micheal”
    The matrix just broke for a couple of people

    • @CrispyChicken38
      @CrispyChicken38 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Does that mean I'm an NPC? Shit.

    • @mikanoel8406
      @mikanoel8406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I need to take the red pill please

    • @joshuapoe3867
      @joshuapoe3867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      “Hey you, you’re finally awake”

    • @nitrosoo9417
      @nitrosoo9417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Brooo. My name is Miguel, a Portuguese name for Michael.

    • @michaelellis5555
      @michaelellis5555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He got me

  • @alexunesell108
    @alexunesell108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +578

    Rslash: says "Michael"
    Every person named Michael: HeS hErE, hEs ThErE, hEs EvErYwHeRe!!!

    • @somerandomdude8887
      @somerandomdude8887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nice insane clown posse picture, do you now/listen to the band?

    • @buymeinandoutyt9693
      @buymeinandoutyt9693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Who you gonna call psychic friend fredbear

    • @wrenholder8436
      @wrenholder8436 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      So glad my name isn't Micheal

    • @czrp315
      @czrp315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@buymeinandoutyt9693 god damnit, you did it first

    • @superphantom100
      @superphantom100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Buy Me In_And_Out hello fellow theorist

  • @Tr1tay
    @Tr1tay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    Karens when they realize they have to pay for their own stuff: *( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)*

    • @Karen-kl7yc
      @Karen-kl7yc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's unfair

    • @kankay0820
      @kankay0820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh God

    • @Mical21
      @Mical21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      m.th-cam.com/video/qL34_Oi5RH8/w-d-xo.html

    • @Karen-kl7yc
      @Karen-kl7yc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kankay0820 Don't use the Lords name in vein

  • @moldysangwhich
    @moldysangwhich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    “Hey you. I know your name is Michael.”
    All the Michaels in the comment section: bro I don’t know, he just knew

  • @biohazard9215
    @biohazard9215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    rSlash: calls out Michael
    Michaels: he could be any one of us!

  • @emilioalatorre33
    @emilioalatorre33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +857

    Imagine a parent walking by while rSlash casually calls out their child’s name😂

    • @kankay0820
      @kankay0820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      •rSlash* _hey you, guy watching this video, I KNOW your name is Michael_
      *Michaels* _visiblr shock_
      *Parents if Michaels walking by* _uh.. honey? Did he not know your name or something?_
      *Insert parent freak out here*

    • @lordtimbit4873
      @lordtimbit4873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kankay0820 i freaked out ngl

    • @OhsweetOhno
      @OhsweetOhno 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @ßüs s my first action was flinching my name isn’t Michael but when he guessed I just couldn’t help myself...

  • @Dzyntara
    @Dzyntara 4 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    There's a guy called Michael who is SO nervous right now

    • @Qibli154
      @Qibli154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Imagine somebody names Michael was watching tjis with their parents

    • @edgeworthbutcatboy
      @edgeworthbutcatboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/cSAp9sBzPbc/w-d-xo.html

    • @maiko4237
      @maiko4237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah i was like, how the fuck does he know but the chance is high for the name lmaoooo

    • @Hacker-cw9lc
      @Hacker-cw9lc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@edgeworthbutcatboy nice

    • @Qibli154
      @Qibli154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MC N RBLX Gaming well played

  • @Decanta
    @Decanta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Years ago I decided to open every omegle conversation with “SARAH!” And I stopped after I actually found a sarah and scared the shit out of her. I had to explain I didn’t actually know her identity and omegle was still anonymous lol.

  • @scottjohnson3903
    @scottjohnson3903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Here’s my choosing beggars story.
    So one of my side jobs is I scan photos, crop, enhance and photo shop acne and scars out, my usual rate is 2 bucks a photo, and I request you provide your own external hard drive to save the photos/slideshow onto
    Someone wanted a slideshow done for her daughter’s wedding and contacted me because she saw my work at a cousin’s wedding. So I asked how many photos will be scanned for this job, she said over 100 photos so I send her a copy of what I charge and to provide the hard drive for me to save the photos/slideshow onto.
    She does the typical Karen move “200 dollars seems a little steep, can you do it for free? And I’ll write you a recommendation if someone else needs a slideshow done?” I say “I’m sorry I don’t work for free, but I’ll be reasonable and say “how about a dollar a photo”? Again she does a Karen move and says “can’t you just make my daughter‘a special day complete? I want to get a special gift for her”
    I say “is the person marrying your daughter doing it for free? What about the baker? What about the store where she bought her dress? Did she get it for free? No? Then why should I work for free?”
    She closes with “Fine! Be a heartless jerk!”

  • @manastandel6647
    @manastandel6647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    rSlash: Says something about Micheal
    His comments section: MICHAEL MEME TIME!

    • @knight4389
      @knight4389 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Que the ali a song

  • @lohanzzz7851
    @lohanzzz7851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +851

    When he said Michael I know your watching this I freaked out my name is Michael lol 😂

    • @DailyClips788
      @DailyClips788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Lmao. Coincidence? I think not 😂

    • @iiiiiiiiiiiii._a7167
      @iiiiiiiiiiiii._a7167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Same bro I was just getting a soda and I was like wait wut

    • @simplysim1346
      @simplysim1346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Lol the FBI is watchin you

    • @Karen-kl7yc
      @Karen-kl7yc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      He is very rude assuming my name is micheal

    • @crystalsmiles2815
      @crystalsmiles2815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Karen-kl7yc I'm guessing Karen is more appropriate. No way anyone would assume that lol

  • @potatomaster0674
    @potatomaster0674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Rslash: "hey you, i know that your name is Michael"
    Michaels: *sweats profusely*

  • @bockletbickbookies4042
    @bockletbickbookies4042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    “I want surgery so I’m beautiful all the time” me in my head you will never be beautiful inside tho

    • @j.5790
      @j.5790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah blood and guts are ugly

    • @awooga4478
      @awooga4478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I say yes I may be ugly but plastic surgery can fix that but your ugly personality can't be fixed

    • @kodariiii5880
      @kodariiii5880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      she said she SO beautiful but APPERINTLY she still needs surgery lmao
      also hello fellow stranger (ur username)

    • @BilIyBobTheThird
      @BilIyBobTheThird 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Eat makeup

    • @ivanho904
      @ivanho904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Preach

  • @doublemgamer2567
    @doublemgamer2567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I was animating and not paying attention to the intro, and then I heard “I know that there are a lot of Michael’s watching this right now, and I bet that they’re freaking out.” My head snapped so fast to the left that I thought I gave myself whiplash XD. I’m one of the many Michael’s in the world that prolly just broke their spines watching this.

  • @Dansil-f8p
    @Dansil-f8p 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    You just scared the crap out of me by saying Michael lol.

    • @chuburger
      @chuburger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Rslash is so fuckin powerful he brought Michael Jackson back from the dead holy shit

    • @quack_malard5793
      @quack_malard5793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@chuburger Shit you’re right

    • @no_onehere2597
      @no_onehere2597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You've bin hit by you've bin struck by fear

  • @UnknownRager96
    @UnknownRager96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    "Where free is too expensive"

    • @alsoe6765
      @alsoe6765 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Karen's house

  • @boltzzmobilegaming9835
    @boltzzmobilegaming9835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Karens: You can't defeat me
    The community of TH-cam: I know but he can
    *Supreme Lord Rslash*

    • @Karen-kl7yc
      @Karen-kl7yc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don't get this I DESERVE an explanation

    • @somerandomdude8887
      @somerandomdude8887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Karen-kl7yc vaccinate your kid first karen

    • @alsoe6765
      @alsoe6765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There is a few people who can

    • @alsoe6765
      @alsoe6765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Karen-kl7yc nah

    • @Karen-kl7yc
      @Karen-kl7yc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@somerandomdude8887 I made a video explaining the horror of vaccines watch it our your children are doomed

  • @ertherma8549
    @ertherma8549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    DUDE I GOT SO SCARED WHEN YOU SAID “hey you- guy who’s watching this video. i know you’re name is michael”

  • @faekapira
    @faekapira 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "Hey, I know that your name is Michael."
    me, a jerry:
    Ha! No.

    • @justaguy5855
      @justaguy5855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      By leaking your first name you have now leaked your entire life from past to future

  • @sarastaniszewski
    @sarastaniszewski 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    she can buy herself a tent and go passionately hug in the backyard 😂😂 that cracked me up

  • @pennywiggle4038
    @pennywiggle4038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Me: checks TH-cam Rslash: y e s

    • @apples6684
      @apples6684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      agreed

    • @someperson998
      @someperson998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yayeeee yaaaass
      This is A lot like your comment because it doesn't make sense

    • @DudeMan85
      @DudeMan85 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Banana

    • @McChickenExtraCheese
      @McChickenExtraCheese 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I cant escape Rslash. All I find is his videos. Even if I'm not watching something related. I get taken to Rslash. Hes forcing us to watch his video. We are his mind slaves. When he commands we do what he says. Some day we will all be named Michael and write stories to fuil his channel.

  • @TilcTac
    @TilcTac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    0:08 GUY watching this video? But what about the LADIES watching this video? That’s sexist! I need to speak to your manager! 😤

    • @hseile7314
      @hseile7314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think you can even sue him

    • @squeaks5494
      @squeaks5494 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @drsuqi
      @drsuqi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Michael lady

    • @somerandomdude8887
      @somerandomdude8887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Im the manager

    • @Astronopolis
      @Astronopolis 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The chick from that terrible Star Trek Discovery

  • @jailee6438
    @jailee6438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Michaels looking at their phone like ‘-‘

    • @crystalsmiles2815
      @crystalsmiles2815 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh yeah lol

    • @hiimkillian7143
      @hiimkillian7143 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      thank you, i have a new emoticon face to use.

    • @supremetarantulasorcerer165
      @supremetarantulasorcerer165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do you posses psychic abilities as well,human?

    • @jailee6438
      @jailee6438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Mighty Tarantula Wizard my mum said not to talk to spiders, sorry.

    • @ertherma8549
      @ertherma8549 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      nah i was look at my phone like 😳

  • @gaspshichat
    @gaspshichat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    "They know your gender."
    I don't even know my gender

    • @maagi1
      @maagi1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      One look in the pants should tell it lol

    • @lunamoon703
      @lunamoon703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Uhhhhhh I'm not wearing any pants

    • @maxranseder7068
      @maxranseder7068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      can’t know my gender if i don’t have one 😗✌️

    • @gaspshichat
      @gaspshichat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@maagi1
      **looks in pants** oh there's my gender card!! it says "you're a fucking creep"!!

    • @maagi1
      @maagi1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gaspshichat Your gender card says that you are a creep? That's weirdest gender I have heard this far.

  • @jacob9538
    @jacob9538 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the 1st one was so cathartic, finally someone dishes out equal nastiness to one of these outrageous choosing beggars

  • @chakalcho3982
    @chakalcho3982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    The last one should've been: Damn only if i knew how to cut grass.

    • @elizabethbeverley4030
      @elizabethbeverley4030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "Oh man i don't know how to cut grass. I always have my gardeners do it for me"

    • @joshayuniverse3538
      @joshayuniverse3538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@elizabethbeverley4030 Yep, that's the joke. Way to go.

    • @fightingfaerie
      @fightingfaerie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@joshayuniverse3538 You're a jerk. Way to go

    • @bluewyvern7858
      @bluewyvern7858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@joshayuniverse3538 Bro she just added to it. Don't stifle it. Keep it going.

    • @RadioGaGago
      @RadioGaGago 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just want life to slap that woman SO hard.
      Like, forced to live in a dilapidated meth-trailer having to rely on food-stamps HARD.

  • @oliversievanen8554
    @oliversievanen8554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    When the CB said "what was that?" to OP telling them no, I got chills. Just awful that some people feel entitled to free work (amongst other things)

  • @wesselstoof1027
    @wesselstoof1027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    rSlash: HEY MICHAEL
    Michaels all over the world: MOM COME LISTEN TO THIS MY TH-cam BOYFRIEND SAID MY NAME.

    • @zmbdog
      @zmbdog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      All Michaels are gay? I have to admit I suspected as much.

    • @Moni-ob7xi
      @Moni-ob7xi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeee >v

    • @maxderay
      @maxderay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@zmbdog Maybe except for Mike Pence, come to think of it.

    • @drayiskewl
      @drayiskewl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's gay

    • @bxby_doll6796
      @bxby_doll6796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      zmbdog my name is micheal, can confirm am gay

  • @SatoshiKenji
    @SatoshiKenji 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I know a person who thinks that when someone gives her a ride, they had to adjust to her schedule instead of her adjusting to their schedule. You can do that to relatives (even they are tired of it eventually), but if someone offers you a ride, they will get pissed if your time is always off. She even get told in advance, yet she's always late. In the end, she can't get a pre booked ride from someone outside her family because of known altitude.

  • @ndz1541
    @ndz1541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    RSlash: Hey *Michael*
    Michael: You thought it was Michael, but it was I DIO!

    • @pinkivixen3295
      @pinkivixen3295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A JoJo reference
      I am happy

    • @bambooo5699
      @bambooo5699 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pinkivixen3295 loser

  • @enderteimant
    @enderteimant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    rSlash: I know that your name is Michael...
    Me: what I am not-
    rSlash: But with express vpn I won't anymore
    Me: oh

  • @SpaceScone
    @SpaceScone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Bless you for uploading while I couldn’t find a video to watch.

  • @Kieranh4424
    @Kieranh4424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    His choosing beggar voice is my favourite thing ever

  • @mksmike
    @mksmike 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    16:05 I swear, people like this deserve to find a person that fits all the qualifications but that keeps them in the basement.

  • @itsmikoton
    @itsmikoton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Literally any youtuber: Says coronavirus
    TH-cam: So you have chosen demonetization

  • @v_2053
    @v_2053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    rSlash: "I know that your name is Michael"
    Me: *fnaf flashbacks*

    • @edgeworthbutcatboy
      @edgeworthbutcatboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is for you
      th-cam.com/video/cSAp9sBzPbc/w-d-xo.html

    • @VGM_HQ
      @VGM_HQ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @nyxywyxy
      @nyxywyxy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Omg Same,I’ve Been Watching So Much Afton Family Shit

    • @mr_lag1673
      @mr_lag1673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh God yes

    • @VGM_HQ
      @VGM_HQ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The man behind the slater

  • @thisisaguy6613
    @thisisaguy6613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "Hey, I know your name is Michael"
    The comments section: OMG MY NAME IS MICHAEL I DIED XD XD XD!

  • @grgteodorescu1
    @grgteodorescu1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Ironically my name is George Michael, was a bit startled however everyone just calls me George

    • @natsudragneel8872
      @natsudragneel8872 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just tricked the internet to either call me a fake name or the classic ballsdeep69 which makes ads really funny.

    • @safiyahauttree9533
      @safiyahauttree9533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh my god

    • @SkylanderDragon
      @SkylanderDragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fun Fact about me: People who knows my real name, but can't remember it a lot of times call me Michael for some reason.

  • @boredboi6279
    @boredboi6279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:50 op should report this woman to immigration because if she is insistent with her boyfriend being an Australian citizen she might be illegally in the country but that's just a theory, a life theory.

  • @fluffya-a5638
    @fluffya-a5638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Me: going down the comments searching for people who are named Michael to see their reactions, lmao XD
    I don’t think I am the only one X”D

    • @fluffya-a5638
      @fluffya-a5638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Child of the Crown omg yes yay!!

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wonder: Are there no Reddit-Stories
      about MMO-Scams and getting Scammed
      like this?
      Can this channel gather some content about 1-3 of the following?
      'Dreamworld'
      'Earth 2'
      'Planet IX'
      ?

  • @krustytherealclown
    @krustytherealclown 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I’m a Michael and I thought you were talking derecly to me it scared me

  • @supyalllol
    @supyalllol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I always find it funny and ironic when choosing beggers call others greedy and/or selfish

  • @benplutafilms
    @benplutafilms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The best part of the last one is that she thinks 200k will "Guarantee her kid's future"

  • @claritey
    @claritey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Not surprised one person needed time to find fabric to make more free masks and the other person had to use thread that clashed with the fabric color. I've been making masks for friends and family and the sewing and craft stores have been absolutely decimated of sewing supplies. Finding any color thread has been difficult for me but finding matching thread, elastic, bias tape and "cute" fabric is near impossible. Everyone and their grandmother is selling masks on Etsy and local classified apps so I have no doubt that CB is trying to resell free masks, it's a lucrative business right now.

  • @courtneysantoro7969
    @courtneysantoro7969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If the couple is so worried about not having alone time....then it's their fault for not taking advantage of the shower

  • @Methew217
    @Methew217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I freaked when he said “guy” and “Michael” I had chills

  • @iris5678
    @iris5678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    That last story: That lady doesn't want a stepdad, she wants a sugar daddy.

  • @xKCAZxLEADER
    @xKCAZxLEADER 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    lmao start off the video “whos trying to give me a car or a ride to work everyday....?” 😂😂😂

  • @Ghoul_bonez
    @Ghoul_bonez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Today’s my birthday and hearing “welcome to rslash” is the best birthday gift

  • @MashuTora
    @MashuTora 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Never, ever, EVER feel bad for keeping your personal space to yourself. Especially if it's your own home. My older brother tried something similar on me once, trying to convince me to give up my room in the house because him and his gf at the time wanted some privacy. Well, news flash, so do I. Similar to OP in the bedroom story, I suspect they wanted private time for sex, and that would make me uncomfortable too because it would be my bed again afterwards, and that's just gross to think about.

  • @Yukio2296
    @Yukio2296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    16:53
    I imagined all of what you said, but instead of just saying he doesn't have a six pack, he has a seven pack

    • @rebeccajesse4604
      @rebeccajesse4604 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol I thought that "I don't know how to cut grass.... I have people for that."

  • @ythunter4288
    @ythunter4288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    I'm gonna go ahead and Express myself to the fast-forward button

    • @vozhdenko932
      @vozhdenko932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Haha nice lol

    • @codyscott862
      @codyscott862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Let get a f in the chat for r/ trying to talk about his sponsorships.

    • @imlitoshilongkumer5465
      @imlitoshilongkumer5465 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmfao, "Michael" totally took me off and forced me to watch the sponsorship🤣

    • @Sin_Falimus
      @Sin_Falimus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@codyscott862 no one wants ads but he gotta eat

    • @jynxc.596
      @jynxc.596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      well, at least he didnt do it in the obnoxious ways other youtubers do

  • @timtim3611
    @timtim3611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You legit scared the crap out of me with the guess of Michael as my name

  • @Barncat01
    @Barncat01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's hard to believe that there are people out there publicly asking for a sugar daddy to pay her and her kids way for life. That blows my mind. It's like, being a gold digger used to be shameful back in the day. What happened??

  • @404missingname7
    @404missingname7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Michael’s in the comments:
    *confused screaming*

  • @BlatantlySwedishPGN
    @BlatantlySwedishPGN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    rSlash's voices are just amazing.

  • @shadowman7307
    @shadowman7307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm just thinking that last one is some washed up celebrity who has lost everything and has no idea at all how having a normal life really is. No one else would even think to post something so stupid and expect it to work.

  • @timehunter9467
    @timehunter9467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That last one, just, what!? The only thing she needs is a reality check and a visit from a social worker.

  • @Itslem
    @Itslem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “I know that your name is Michael” Dude, my heart skipped a beat when you said that lmao

  • @jamesBFC1887
    @jamesBFC1887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:30 HOW DARE YOU ASSUME I EVEN HAVE A GENDER!?!??!?!?! ITS 2020 YOU KNOW

    • @JustAKomiFan
      @JustAKomiFan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Most people are born with genders
      Unless your an attack helicopter

    • @somerandomdude8887
      @somerandomdude8887 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What is your gender or do you identify as a pickle?

  • @MichaelThomson-oc7rh
    @MichaelThomson-oc7rh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Holy cow that scared me

  • @Ontspot
    @Ontspot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Last time I was this early, I made a “Last time I was this early” comment about Rslash’s gaming channel.

  • @DARKnessss14
    @DARKnessss14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your narrations (especially w/these) can make one of the worst days immediately feel better! Thanks for doing what you do, and keep up the great work!! 🖖

  • @wehafse
    @wehafse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    op:“thats not how it works”
    cb:“that IS how it works”
    these kinds of people are the worst

  • @crosby108
    @crosby108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Free wood come and get it.
    I have to be on the look for a granny and her grandson, she might call the cops on me!

    • @MLWJ1993
      @MLWJ1993 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      At least they're likely to spread word & you're getting rid of the wood.
      We had a lucky time with wood from our tree in the backyard since our neighbour was willing to come help take it down & chop it up if he could have the wood 😛

  • @satanic_ostrich8154
    @satanic_ostrich8154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:10 Hey r/slash, do you think we can discuss the cost of this. Its a bit out of my price range. I was thinking since I'm a single mother, I can have it annually free? Thanks :)

  • @genetichydra7515
    @genetichydra7515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’m happy you are getting sponsored good on you

  • @Sean-uv2di
    @Sean-uv2di 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Who is going to be both rich and muscular without any kids and want to be tied down to 6 that arent even his...? And makes millions but can cut grass.

  • @h_oom4114
    @h_oom4114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Really enjoying your content for about a year now Dabney! Thanks for making videos and including your dog:)

  • @amerabbas2376
    @amerabbas2376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Last time i was this early my gf left me

    • @crystalsmiles2815
      @crystalsmiles2815 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's sad man.. sorry lol

    • @paelliciusthegeneric1252
      @paelliciusthegeneric1252 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dudes, sorry to burst your bubbles, but for something to leave it needs to exist outside of your imagination.
      Edit: changed to plural so James doesn’t feel left out.

    • @squeaks5494
      @squeaks5494 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What gf?? Pro s never had one. I dont either :p

    • @jamesBFC1887
      @jamesBFC1887 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@paelliciusthegeneric1252 sorry to burst your bubble but not everybody is like you and has to imagine relationships because they're too negative to actually have one. Dont worry. I'm sure it will get better for you soon.

    • @somerandomdude8887
      @somerandomdude8887 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@paelliciusthegeneric1252 😂😂😂

  • @michaelmurphy6521
    @michaelmurphy6521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:14 my name is michael

  • @dingo4601
    @dingo4601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I wonder.... why..... the last womens husband divorsed her...

  • @Ramsey276one
    @Ramsey276one 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:10 the self-importance is OFF THE CHARTS
    GO OFF QUEEN!

  • @leonharder4846
    @leonharder4846 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    16:34 even better:
    "Too bad...
    I don't know how to cut grass! My gardener always does that..."

  • @rickytoxicity9378
    @rickytoxicity9378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    No views, 4 comments, 19 likes
    Me: Makes sense, it's youtube after all

  • @hazbinotakusimp2182
    @hazbinotakusimp2182 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    11:43 my grandma made masks for every place she could think of, including ones for the police force in our town. She's made literally over 3000 masks almost by herself (she tried to get the church to help but almost nobody would show up to help her), she also made one's with zippers in them! (we really should have more of zipper masks cuz they're SOOOOOO amazing) she'd give away the masks like candy, but the zipper masks she'd sell for ten dollars each because they were difficult to make. And she would also make different sizes. Ones for kids, normal size, bigger size, even extra big for men with beards!

  • @dominickgoparian8728
    @dominickgoparian8728 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:00 reminds me we had two hige trees fall on our house on the same day just a few hours apart and pur neighbor was begging us for the wood from the tree's and he even said he will pay for us to get them removed from the roof as im typing the tree's are still in the back yard just not on the roof anymore and this is one month later my neighbor comes up to the door and said "still looking to give me that wood?"

  • @faramcfollow1525
    @faramcfollow1525 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I bought a mountain bike and it was still in the box when it was delivered. No instructions on how to put them together. I also have no tools to put them together. That entitled guy 5:51 should feel lucky that it was already assembled. I was sweating from head to toe when I was done with mine. hahahaha

  • @thebuff1840
    @thebuff1840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Rslash: “I know that your name is Michael” Me: HAH YOU FOOL I'VE BEEN TRAINING FOR THIS FOR MY WHOLE LIFE

  • @shinxyboi
    @shinxyboi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    16:57 even better "oh man, I don't know how to cut grass, dang it"

  • @tenhirankei
    @tenhirankei 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    @3:15 Wouldn't an "experienced" mason already be known well enough that they wouldn't need CBs "pull" in the town? LOL

  • @kefkamadman
    @kefkamadman 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love when rSlash does this random shit. "GOOD MORNING! WELCOME TO US BANK!" being a favourite.

  • @tenhirankei
    @tenhirankei 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    @5:55 The CB would have asked "OK when will someone come to my house and put it together for me?"

  • @eskimberly7424
    @eskimberly7424 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    It just floors me what people will ask for/insist on for free.

  • @nathannrj
    @nathannrj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:30 "They know what you like to buy"
    Me: hehe I'm broke

  • @updoottales
    @updoottales 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tips to start the perfect day.
    -Sit down, get comfy and relax outside weather permitting
    -Have a hot strong cup of coffee in one hand
    -Have your phone in the other hand playing rslash's video through your headphones.

  • @shawshankcaprice625
    @shawshankcaprice625 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    My name is Michael and I have always thought "I wouldn't feel any which way if/when the situation arises of my name being used like that..." I was WROOOONG! Ya got me for about 2.5 seconds 😂

  • @tenhirankei
    @tenhirankei 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    @16:55 They forgot to mention that the "lucky guy" will probably be paying for the 30K ring!

  • @zmbdog
    @zmbdog 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:27 And? Anything used as a display model is typically sold at a discount, though you can't buy it at all until it's the last one. Otherwise it necessitates another one to take it's place which would also have to be discounted eventually. Still, I can't say I've never asked if I could buy the display model instead and once it was even successful!
    Also, a lot more happens outside than just getting rained on. That isn't a "new" item, regardless of the fact that it has yet to be taken out on the water.