States Limit Teaching About Race | George Santos Says No More Lies | Monkey Mysteries
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 20 ก.ย. 2024
- Black History Month feels different this year because at least 18 states have enacted limits on what schools can teach about race. Elsewhere, Rep. George Santos told a reporter he’s only going to tell the truth from today forward, and Stephen looks into another mysterious story involving monkeys.
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*"There was a little girl in California who was a part of the second class to integrate her public schools and she was bused to school every day... and that little girl was me.”*
- George Santos
True story. 😉
wow!
Well sure, there is plenty of black jews...haha the jew-ish
Noice!
@@gmailrockmcbride49508 He's from a lost tribe.
If you ask me, if a little girl had to be escorted to a school by the miltary, then kids her age are old enough to learn about it.
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Right on.
The people who teach the guilt of original sin don’t want anyone teaching their children about their actual ancestors’ REAL sins. Because it might make them feel bad or something?
I don’t get it.
Spot on
@@Saje3D when will the guilt be over? Like how long do we need to teach it before it becomes like previous enslavements?
As someone who aspires to teach history, I fully plan to teach the civil rights movement and if I get fired for teaching important things like Emmett Till's murder or the Genocide of Native Americans on a high school level, so be it.
Good. When I found out how badly I'd been lied to in school, I was livid. Teach children, especially teenagers, the truth. They can handle it and it will make them better citizens
As long as you dont teach that white people invented slavery and that they are born racist like some schools do then thats fine by me. One should never forget the past.....as long as its remembered and taught accurately not just someone pushing their personal opinion and agenda on the children as if its fact
@@jeffreylessard7538 Noone was born racist, it was taught by an institution that used racism purely for monetary gain. If you grow up in a society that teaches you from childhood to see someone as the "other" you will begin to view that group as the "other." I go into a little detail about the early years of American Slavery in a new video I'm working on about the Stono Rebellion. But moral of the story, racism is taught.
@@jeffreylessard7538 Btw while the Portuguese prince Henry the Navigator didn't invent slavery itself, he did invent the Trans Atlantic Slave Trade that is associated with the enslavement of Africans. Noone is saying slavery didn't exist before, and it certainly still exists today. The Trans Atlantic Slave Trade is just more relevant to US History
@@timthehistorian oh im with that its just some were taught that we here in this country started it. And even if that was true im not one of them and having that type of stuff thrown in your face whenever u disagree with someone of a different race is getting really old. Acting like we alive now did it when none who did are around anymore. Hell they tried to breed my people from existence but i didn't bring it up every time someone says no to me or that im wrong and i dont use it as an ex use to break the law but yah
Q: _"Are you sorry?"_ (6:51)
Right answer: _"Yes."_
Wrong answer: _"I didn't -- I've said I was sorry many times, I've behaved _*_as if_*_ I'm sorry."_
He sounds like someone who is only mimicking emotions, and inhabiting a personality as a changeable costume.
@@u.synlig just like a sociopath
'Are you sorry?' Stupid question! He's mildly sorry he was caught. He will continue lying because he was rewarded for it, with no consequences - actually rewarded by removal from committees. So he gets paid while doing nothing but looking for more ways to grift the system and vote whichever way the highest bidder dictates. Other liars will follow his example, further eroding the little trust we have in Republican politicians.
@U. Synlig that's what I thought too.... terrifying
Reporter: "No, Mam, you did not." 😂
Santos: “I’ve BEHAVED as if I’m sorry...” Tells you all you need to know.
Surprised Steven didn't pick up on that.
But suddenly he's compelled to tell the truth when he says that
Lol ikr? As much as he lies, he can't just say, "Yes"?
He's giving me Amber 💩vibes.
What he thinks is " acting like he's sorry" is just another imitation of actually being sorry. I doubt if he knows what its like to regret deceit.
"I act as if I'm sorry" is maybe the only true thing Santos has ever said
More like he acts like someone may act if they were feeling sorry. It is an act.
No it isn't. If he were really sorry, he'd resign.
yeah when I heard him say that I was like 'Freudian slip?' I know he's trying to say actions speak louder than words. But that's not how you rephrase it.
Pure narcissist. Possibly antisocial personality disorder, specially exploiting a dog dying from cancer from a veteran bit
That one line says a lot about his mental state. He doesn’t even comprehend how others will interpret his words. That’s not a normal response to the question of “are you sorry”.
Anyone who was either actually sorry, or even just capable of adequately projecting that falsehood, would just say yes, they are sorry.
He doesn’t even know how to lie, which is a mixture of sad and odd for someone who lies ALL THE TIME. I question if he is truly mentally fit for any public office, and not even for all the lies. It goes deeper than that.
As an undergrad instructor I am LIVID that education deprivation is alive and well.
Sadly, the deprivation is mostly a consequence of parental disregard. Too many parents may demand a good education for their children, and fault teachers when it is not achieved. Yet beyond that, most oppose allocating more resources. Perhaps more significant, a majority of parents show no interest in what their children are being taught and tested. Showing an interest in the specifics of what they've learned and perhaps even engaging with the homework occasionally would greatly aid motivation to learn. In actuality, the 'interest' rarely goes beyond telling their kids 'do your homework'. Some don't even both with that.
@@gregparrott true, but the lack of parent engagement is caused mostly by the fact that we are all stuck in the meat grinder aka capitalism and don’t have time or energy after working all day. We can’t just blame parents without looking at the systems that force people to behave the way they do. The homework isn’t exactly set up to be easy for parents to engage with and spark teachable lessons the parents and kids can both enjoy. The entire system is broken. Blaming individual parents for the system failing without funding the system properly is right wing brain rot and helps zero children
@@terrystevens8338 True, but to a limited degree. I've heard many stories and have even some where their family life would be generously described as subsistence, and that was despite constant work. Yet they engaged with their children enough to instill the importance of education. The children of most parents in that predicament don'r receive that extra 'something'. So, it's about MAKING the time. When in college, I also saw a seemingly cultural trend. I admired Asians, who by and large, were FAR more disciplined at study than I or most of my (white) kind. I've met the extended family of a few Asians. They seemed exemplary in supporting their children's education.
@@gregparrott yes. My parents ALWAYS went to our parent-teacher conferences. Every. Single. One. Every teacher told them that they were one of the only families who did that. Mom became a high school teacher later and realized how much worse it actually was by that time.
@@gregparrott sure some people manage to make it happen.. but we don’t plan society around what some people manage to accomplish.. we need make laws and a system that works for most people.. I’d honestly want it set up to cater to the needs of the people that need the help the most. Republicans destroyed public education a generation ago and when you have a generation of parents that were failed by the system long ago they are now unable to accomplish that goal.. many kids have parents that can barely read.. just shaming them isn’t going to fix anything .
Also what you experienced as a child is no metric to use to determine anything about the current situation.. when you were a kid people could still have one parent at home and had it much easier then parents today have it.
"Show me your budget, I'll show you mine." --Joe Biden
Now, I might not agree with everything Biden does, but this here is absolute gold for somebody saying something. It communicates the gravity of the situation. I just like that quote.
He's so right. The budget is the place to propose BUDGET cuts. If the repubs can come up with a budget that suits their needs, bring it. Then it will be debated and decided upon. We still have to pay our bills. Try telling your credit card people that you're gonna cut your budget. They'''d say "Great. But you still have to pay the balance on your bill."
Pretty 😎 cool and kind of double entendre!
@@HelynnHeels Indeed they will and we can "count" on it!🤭
People's household budgets are pretty stretched... will those do? Let's be clear; the politicking of the gormless, old, out of touch political establishment is getting in the way of people's health, safety, dignity, life, liberty, pursuit of happiness, etc. .
The debt is to pay for past budgets that have already been spent. Not current budgets. That the GOP want to use the debt as a hostage for budget negotiations and have yet to outline in detail what changes they would propose, makes it blatantly obvious that they have no idea what they are doing.
If I tried saying that to my Mom as a kid.... "I behaved as if I was sorry." **THWACK!**
No explanation necessary, I concur
Oh without a doubt. I’d take my daughter’s phone away for that little gem
This is probably what I love about President Biden the most, his moxie to play down to their level without sinking to their level.
You think BIden is doing ANYTHING deliberately anymore? 🤣🤣🤣
@@Cybrix you think he wandered into the presidency 🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️turn off the faux news nazi propaganda ya moron
@@craighughes3495 He certainly didn't campaign.
Odom = idiot
@@cathywethington5913 Chat GPT write that for you?
You know it’s bad for the Republicans when even my Republican father says it’s time for Santos to give up his seat in Congress
FBI investigating his scheme involving a veteran and his dying dog.
Sadly, a very low bar.
I wouldn't be surprised if Republicans will eventually make Santos their presidential nominee.
TRUMP/SANTOS 2024 making lies together
That's as far as he's willing to go huh? What about the other fraud of the 45th kind?
If German children can learn about Hitler
So can American children about slavery
100% agree. There is so much about slavery that I am still learning at 40 I had no idea about. Unfortunately the people in charge are either racist or extremely embarrassed that their family held slaves. They won't let the rest of us learn about it
I've heard that Japan skips WWII and pretends that America dropped the atomic bombs unprovoked. Not sure if it's true though.
@PC Bassoon China also covers up its massacres of its citizens, doesn't make it right. If we want to be a free nation we need to stop acting as an autocracy with dictators
@@pcbassoon3892 That's very American of them.
American children already learn about slavery, it's a part of American and World History.
It's literally in EVERY middle and high school history textbook.
Laughter is the best medicine and I prescribe myself a daily dose of Stephen.
Me too
Yes, in my opinion, on this entertainment channel, people are not interested in politics much, so you can be charged with positivity. On CNN, a completely different contingent of Americans who are brainwashed by total propaganda. Hello from Russia...
You're right, his haircut is very funny.
Sherman Culbertson -- Agreed, but he threw me a horror by saying he's off next week. Insert sad face.
Ghey?
A societys degree of insecurity in its own values can be discerned by the degree of censureship that happens in its places of education. The US is an exceptionally insecure society.
'I've behaved AS IF I'm sorry'... George Santos/Bart Simpson
I don't think he's done even that. Most of the time he just comes across as smug. He's "cried wolf" so much that even if he did attempt an apology, I wouldn't believe him.
That's a comparison unworthy of Bart Simpson
barts wayyyy fn cooler than that pastey clown
"I have behaved as if I am sorry". Spoken like a true sociopath.
Yup - Santos Devolder Whatchamacallhim is a sociopath/psychopath.
An educated and informed electorate is the stuff of Republican nightmares.
Okay, but their laws don't actually stop anything. CRT isn't taught in any grade school on Earth, so the law limits nothing.
So why are young know-nothings the majority of the democrat base?
@@Lorrdd yes, but the damage has been done. They're using the loophole of "discomfort" when talking about this country's objectively awful history
@@Cybrix because they are the ones with at least a _sliver_ of shame.
@@Virjunior01 So good of youtube to run defense for you by not allowing me to post a rebuttal to your nonsense. 🙄
Pretty sure Santos only decided to recuse himself so he wouldn’t have to do literally anything. He already doesn’t take phone calls from constituents/local lawmakers. Hasn’t spent any time in his head quarters, makes sense he would step down from his assignments so all he really is required to do to earn his $174,00 is raise his hand occasionally. Assuming he even shows up to do that.
He didn't recuse himself. Behind closed doors he was asked to to do so in order to make it easier for McCarthy to rip others off committees with no justification and in exchange for retaining his vote and letting him stay in Congress.
@@earthknight60 Omar
Yeah, $476.71 per day before taxes of course, but then I'm guessing he doesn't bother with that.
@@garfield2439
You didn't finish your thought. Take it easy on the lasagna bru
@@earthknight60 yeah it def makes it easier on McCarthy. Also he wants to sit in the background, not be front page news.
Bombadil! Always happy when Colbert flashes his Tolkien knowledge
Love those yellow boots !!
@@erinncarl9294 They go well with the bright blue jacket.
But to say Tom Brady before Bombadil? Well let's just say it's not a crime, but it should be prosecuted like one! Lol
I'm so pissed they skipped Tom and the Barrow Downs in the movies.
Right? It's like a coded message meant only for a select few of us... like secrets hidden under brambles.
Be sure to drink your Ovaltine!
I read that once, a long long time ago, in a dark forgotten corner of the world, there was a child of many names, one of which would one day be George Santos. It is said that once, in the cool breeze of a warm afternoon, he spoke a single, solitary sentence of truth. Unfortunately, the only witness was was deaf, and so those words will never be heard by human ears.
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I don't mind paying taxes now for other people's medical care in the future since I know someone else is doing the same for me. Also, me paying into Social Security today is going to people like my grandparents who need that money they earned after decades of hard work, & I hope decades down the road the system will still be there for me if I need that financial aid.
Mr. Torres- Thank You for being someone who gets it.
Social Security & Medicare are NOT entitlements. Any person who works 'over the table' & gets taxes taken out of their paychecks also pays for Social Security & Medicare. The Employers also pay their share, for each employee, each paycheck.
The GOP wants to do away with Social Security & Medicare because they don't want the USA Citizenry to know just how much money they've borrowed (to balance the USA's budget) & they can't pay it back to the Social Security & Medicare Trust.
Don't expect most Republicans to understand the thought process and meaning behind that one. They just use the word "socialism" and that's apparently the end of *that* discussion.
Also, the tax rates don't change based on people's healthcare. The taxes are collected regardless. They just make a budget to include healthcare... If it didn't go back to the people who were paying the taxes in services (healthcare, infrastructure, etc.), it would just go somewhere else anyways (possibly for frivolous things or to the people sitting up in Congress or their friends in corporations, through things like government bailouts or incentives). The amount they paid in taxes wouldn't change.
I'm expecting we will see George Santos on Dancing With the Stars soon.
Or Dancing Behind Bars.
I thought he was long one of the professionals.
More likely The Masked Singer (see: other disgraces Sarah Palin and Rudy Guiliani)
Or Big Brother 😅
That’s a good guess. In a sane world, he would’ve been called to account long before this.
If your history class doesn't include "devisive concepts", you're not studying history.
The history I was taught was wrong. And I pretty sure you were too. I'm 41
@@tyinva1212 To ilkustrate your point, I was your age when I even found out about the existence of Residential Schools in Canada. That was a true part of history that was potentially divisive, that I was not taught in any of my history classes.
@@AndrewJohnson-oy8oj yeah we were taught Europeans were the first sailors to see America... but come to find out Africans were here 200 years prior...
@Neil Deep uhhhh yeah. I'm sorry you don't understand world history.
1:20 For politicians that preach about “small government” and “freedom,” Republicans are working overtime to make sure the government (*their* government) can tell teachers what to teach and what not to teach.
Q: _"Are you sorry?"_ (6:51)
A: _"Not sorry enough to resign!"_
Lol, I taught for 20 years and running into a student in a grocery store was definitely one of my fears! I actually hid from them.
" I behaved AS IF I'm sorry". WTG does that even mean???
Sociopaths mimic emotions and decent human behavior. He really just gave himself away here...Freudian slip.
And even that is a lie because if he behaved as if he was sorry, he'd have already resigned
HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH! ✊🏿⚖️💙
MTG was asked if she was secretly dating McCarthy . She said 'yes' and reporter asked 'how is it ? ' She replied ' The same weak in , weak out'
MTG is laughably but not funny.
If they cut social security and Medicare my mom literally ends up on the street
And ppl think the streets are crowded now!
The GQP never cares, and yet people keep voting for them. I've always said the Democrats are not perfect either, but at least they never try to take from people, stuff that's been in place for years!!!
Thousands of seniors would end up on the street! My mom would probably be dead without Medicare.
@@Chattepliee Exactly!! As far as Social Security, all they need to do is raise the cap, so more people continue to pay into it. Why have a program still based on income criteria from when it was first implemented?!?...but nobody ever wants to mention that!!
Breaking news: George Santos has admitted that he’s the real Keyser Soze.
He also stood up when someone asked for the Real Slim Shady
@@sideshowbro, ☠️ 💀 🤣 💀☠️
He also confirmed that he is Annie and he's not OK.
He also shot the sheriff (still waiting for word on the deputy)
He also killed Adolf Hitler.
Just staged it as a suicide.
Stephen, I love you brother, and I know it's about the humor, but here's the thing. Calling a gibbon a monkey is like calling a human a monkey. The best way to distinguish a monkey and an ape is that apes do not have tails.
Oh my 🐒🦍
Gibbons are in the family Hylobatidae, more closely related to Apes than "monkeys" This mistake is equivalent to saying rhinoceros but meaning horse. My primatology degree in action!
Monkey is a funny word, though. So it works for laughs
You sound stoked at the opportunity to share the depths of your knowledge and education. Well done!
You cannot cut benefits to social security as we have paid for those. You can cut contributions and then later the payouts, as less was paid in. Not the governments money.
George Santos :" I behaved AS IF I ´m sorry!"
Well to be fair, sociopaths Can only mimic normal human behavior. Republicans Reap What You Have Sown.
@@TheGoofy1932 what ever you say
Senate and Congressional income should be reduced considerably. Besides their ability to legally insider trade as it is next to impossible to hold them accountable, you get people like Santos who want such a prestigious position, not because they care about the people they serve, but because of how much money they will make.
It's still illegal if they aren't held to account.
Nah, I guess it’s not the money they directly make there, but all the money they can make after leaving and going corporate, or by just being a corrupt corporate puppet, that lets their pockets get filled by shady ‘business’ people and PACs
How about cutting subsidies to oil companies, 90 billion dollars in 2020, for an industry that nets 200 billion in profits.
But then they need to change the rules so that the entry level staffers can make a decent living (currently members of Congress are the highest paid in their offices and there are several tiers of staffers each of whom get paid a lower amount than the staffers above them)
Plenty of fat that can be cut, start with alphabet agencies that have grown out of control , and threaten every citizens privacy. Out of control defense spending, that they can't even audit. Defense contractors, I could go on . But they will cut programs that help citizens,
My grandmother taught school for 36 years. We never went anywhere without hearing "Hi Miss Parker!" from one of her former students.
Which was strange, considering her name was George Santos.
I have been retired for three years and I still get "Teacher!" From somebody whenever I go out of my house. I taught ESOL at our college for 34 years!
This man has no shame and needs to be removed from congress, the sooner the better!!!!
Wish they would remove a lot of these deplorable election denier Republicans
@@briangriffin9046 anyone who aided or supported the seditious insurrection should be removed immediately.
He'll be removed in cuffs.
McCarthy? Yeah, agreed!
;)
@@georgeb.wolffsohn30There are way too many literal traitors and seditionists in congress!! The Republican Party is a cult of corruption, idolatry and ineptitude.
"An eighty year old's fiscal package" was worthy of a good LOL!
OAN questioning Santos' integrity.
Wow.
Kind of a pot meet kettle situation.
@@shesaknitter
And being completely oblivious.
Is there any point calling it hypocrisy? It's just right wing SOP.
The ONAN Network
Birds, feathers, flocking togethers, you know the story
"As Stephen Colbert, I regret the filming of this episode... "
-George Santos
This is what I watch to decompress
Hard to decompress with his show sometimes
This is what I watch when inhaling whip cream from the can....
Colbert is ever clever indeed! 😂
I was getting tired of watching Colbert fiddle with his jacket button.
Best line of the whole show : Joe 'Show me your budget & I'll show you mine'
Want to know why the kids don't learn like they should? Legislators keep trying to control what happens in the classroom. They are some of the most disconnected people about schools as there are in America. They are more concerned about the opinions of their donors and lobbyists than they are about the actual futures of the youth. No one knows what is going on any more. Let teachers teach.
The fact he mentioned Tom Bombadil made my day.
reminds me of the philosophical question: "If a liar tells you he can only lie is it true or a lie?"
"On the other side of this card is a l ie. On the other side of this card is the truth."
George Santos.
When a Santos level liar tells you from now on he'll tell the truth, he is lying, and there is no paradox.
That's Russell's Paradox.
@@faithlesshound5621 thanks, getting close to 2 decades since uni
@@faithlesshound5621 No, that's the Liar's Paradox. Russell's Paradox is about the set of all sets that do not contain themselves. It must contain itself if and only if it does not contain itself.
They begged him to be a model?
I bet they walked in, big man, strong man, tears in his eyes, saying "Mr. Santos... you gotta be a model."
After Thump, it's getting real easy to spot these obvious lies.
FUN FACT 014: NY (R) George Santos told me while at a BBQ at Alexander Fleming's house he topped his hamburger with a unique combination of condiments and discovered penicillin.
Santos, on whether he was sorry..." I behaved as if I'm sorry..." Can't stop shaking my head.
Thank you Mr. Horstman, teaching me history the right way, he presented what my state wanted us to know then showed us where to learn the truth outside of class and made our assignments about it.
Well, if they want to hold the debt ceiling hostage, then let them do it. Because when everything crashes and other big countries come knocking and asking "where's our money?", we have an entire list of people to point them to for how to find all the people responsible. :)
I should point out that some of these countries may not be friendly about this (Russia and China for example - in fact, doing this with the Russians and Chinese also sounds like the kind of mob caper that would get the organizers whacked).
Santos promising no more lies, doesn't mean any fewer lies.
LLUV this show!
Love from Portugal!!
I have fantasies of moving to Lisbon or Porto...what do you think?
@@aiai-j7i That nobody cares about you :)
@@aiai-j7i Lisbon is great, but from experienced both during my college and all, Porto would be the best choice!! 😊
Florida: where knowledge goes to die!
I love the funny voice that is used for terrible voice over jokes, he sounds so funny & always great delivery 😆!!
Brian Stack.
George Santos: I learned my lesson about lying...at Harvard where I got a masters in lesson learning.
Thanks. Stephan, for helping me laugh
At what's happen.
*happening
Stephan!? Who is Stephan??? Also, I think he stole your 'ing'!
"No one wants to see and 80-year-old's fiscal package." hahaha
Did Santos say, "I've behaved _as if_ I was sorry." Huh?
"I'm largely always not a murderer" said the Son of Sam.
The proper way to refer to him is "George Santos, If That's His Real Name"
“Chimpothee Chalamonkey”
-Steven Colbert 2023
It was only a few weeks ago that Santos listed a man as his campaign treasurer who had not signed on for the job at all. I am amazed to think that Santos saying he's going to stop lying is a lie!
Happy Black History Month everyone!
Thank you. It will be a nice challenge to find ways to celebrate with pride how a people who came to this country as captives, and in 400 years contributed to a culture that made freedom a culture that captured the world!
It's the police afloat in a dirty big boat
And they're shouting, 'Time, gentlemen, please'
@@SirBlot and the people's response? 'Twenty-five past eight!'.
"If you don't vote for me, you ain't black!" --Joe Biden, the leader of the Democratic Party, utilizing the cult of blackness to get votes.
“It’s the month when white folks pretend to be interested in Black folks and Black folks pretend to be interested in history.”
- Larry Wilmore.
Stephen, you're always point on, but you said teachers fears are mounting..of running into their students at the grocery store .really?? What about being shot to death while trying to protect their students!? Thanks for the laughs, about everything else!
9:30 Regarding the "I-monkey-late" conception, it's a pity Steve didn't tell the full story of how the male monkey managed to impregnate the female monkey. The father monkey was at the time locked in an adjacent cage to the female monkey that was separated by a partition with 6mm diameter air holes. It was concluded that he used one of the holes in the partition as a "Glory hole" to impregnate the female monkey next door.
If only Stephen had also talked about gibbons as primates not monkeys!
Why is that a shame, it leaves so many questions. Did it's dick fit, or did it throw sperm through and it just happened to impregnate the female, or can monkeys just fuck through walls?!
Happens with dogs all the time. The part of the story he told was very misleading as it makes you believe that there was no other ape anywhere
😂😂😂😂
Sounds like the lady monkey was fully cooperating with this miracle!
In the worlds of Morgan Freeman, “black history is American history.” Paraphrasing.
He also said from that exact same interview you are quoting from that black history month is offensive because " you're going to relegate my history to a month?" He was also asked in that same interview so how do we end racism "simple stop talking about it"
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Posted the full interview but its funny how u only took the one line and omitted the rest of it like alota ppl who are on the left do. Not sayin u are but alota folks on the left do that
Regulating black history to one month is segregationist and racist.
@@theroadents1141 and so art thou.. that’s fine but being a coward little girl is not fine. Stop verbally girl fighting if you won’t fistfight, coward.
The boy who cried RETIREMENT!!! 🤣
Yes! Thanks for throwing Tom Bombadil in your Top 3 Tom list
"Everything will be above board." Followed up immediately by a lie.
In order to promote conservative notions of free speech, DeSantis is actually curtailing it for students in his state.
I’m assuming Florida teachers have to take the month off. Or just not talk at all.
Whitney Houston did a signature cover of Dolly Parton’s song “I will always love you” Excellent song, and the Late Show is consistently hilarious! Thanks for all the laughs 😂
Derek Zoolander has been at odds with Santos ever since Mugatu chose him for the volleyball shoot.
Snicker....lol
The guy who does the dubbovers is priceless. Especially when he laughs. BUT never pull the curtain back and show him, I have my own image I cherish.😂
Whoever is doing the writing for this Show is the best in the industry today. Masterful!
All the late shows are on fire lately. What a feast! 😜
Anyone else habitually like the video before you've watched it in it's entirety?
Like first, then watch!👍👍
No, because I'm not a dumbass.
I do that with Jimmy Kimmel and Seth Myers.
And Sometimes I like and dont even watch ....
Right after George Santos says “I can guarantee you that from now on, anything and everything is always gonna be aboveboard,” he *immediately* lies by saying “it’s largely always been aboveboard.”
Tiger can’t change its stripes. 🤦🏻♀️
"Nobody wants to see an eighty year old fiscal package!"🤣🤣🤣
New Zealand's racial divide, between the Maori first colonists and the European settlers from the mid-1800s, has vastly narrowed in the past 30 years precisely because white and Maori Kiwis chose to confront the sins of the past and of the present and resolve them. Still work to be done, but restricting conversations or lessons about race is the surest way to make racial scars permanent and festering. That is of course the point - keep us fighting each other so we don't join together and fight the true enemy, the moneyed elite.
New NZ HISTORY curriculum has been just introduced to Primary Schools. Always a positive thing for children to learn what life was like for their ancestors, and different ethnic groups in the past. Knowledge and and hearing different perspectives builds empathy. NZ, like many places, has a long way to go. The audacity of any country to ban black history being taught, let's just narrow those children's minds even more.
@@chrysallis317 Well said
I really, really enjoy the band! They play a lot of very good jazz from many decades and play it so well!
He's off air again next week? Damn this guy gets a lot of vacation time
Gets paid millions and has more vacation time than 99% of us will get in a lifetime. Seems fair.
@@HOTD108_ you should apply for the next job opening!
@@HOTD108_ High risk, high reward. That's how reality works.
It's Evie's fault, she needs help spending Stephen's money.🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think Colbert does the least amount of shows relative to the other Late Night hosts.
The no-effort voice-over guy never fails to make me laugh.
Largely.
George: "...I've behaved as if I'm sorry..." Right.
FBI investigating Santos’ scheme involving a veteran and his dying dog.
Please 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
That Whitney clip hit me harder than expected.
Santos is a war hero from the Civil war, WWI andWWII.
Are you forgetting WWIII??
A Tom Bombadil reference is beyond a surface level LoTR cut, nice one Stephen 👏🏼
Steven!! You were off the whole holiday season, just came back one week after New Year's!! You have been back on air for just about one month!!! And you're going on vacation next week .. it is good to be the👑😎
Hanks, Brady, Bombadil...
Excellent Tolkien reference
Teaching the history of slavery and civil rights shouldn't be a "divisive concept" in 2023--especially if you want to talk about social studies classes and how things are now... You have to look at history and why our laws are the way they are in modern times, in context to the history of our country. Otherwise, you're just not giving the full story... And people shouldn't be divisive over things that span centuries... Some of the people making these arguments weren't even alive in the 60s, so they weren't even there for the civil rights movement... Much less for when the civil war happened or reconstruction and the existence/abolishment of slavery.... 🙄 They're just *choosing* to be offended and trying to stoke racial division in the modern era, by trying to sweep history under the rug.
That's what Fascism is. DeSantis is awful.
"...and spiked her in the end zone."
That sounded... waaaay dirtier than it was meant to.
I'm sure DeSantis calls it "THAT month of the year, again".
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Colbert is amazing.
Get ready for Lady Gaga’s sequel to Alejandro, George Santos!
“That’s not your name. That’s not your name - George Santos!”
Omg, I would listen to that on repeat. Lol.
Is Weird Al Yankovic still making music? Cuz that would be great
@Francisco Javier Sarmiento nah, I wanna hear Lady Gaga do it! Lol. But yeah, if she wouldn't, then Weird Al would be great too. 🤣
No Republican is fit to serve period.
As if Democrats are any better?
Democrat race bait every 5 seconds with their crazy woke bullshit
"I was raised in a black church" --George Santos
Morgan Freeman once said he didn't like Black History Month. Why you may ask? "Are you going to limit my history to a month?" was his reply. He continued; "Black history is American history. When are we going to have White History Month?"
Well, it's about time we had a couple shots of Joe! I was beginning to think he'd be forever hidden behind the rest of the band. Thank you director/camera person.
"No more lies....this afternoon. As I'll be hiding in a lift"