Crazy Taxi, Let Me Stop You Right There - Delayed Input with Kyle Bosman
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 4 ก.ค. 2024
- This actually isn't a Crazy Taxi takedown video, it's kinda just assorted GAAS thoughts.
Subtitles by Screaming Argonaut
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Kyle, I come from the future, and about that bet... let me stop you right there.
"Lock it in. See you in 2027."
So you ARE saying that you'll be doing this show at least until 2027. Cool beans.
Well, not necessarily. The Batman bet was started back when he worked at Easy Allies but wasn't fulfilled until this year on this channel. But at least we know, regardless of where he is in 2027, we'll see the results of this bet.
@@darrenmacqueen9884 Live, on the Game Awards
Just means that he will fullful it regardless.
I for one, think we can go further with the "Purple Taxi Faction" concept:
- Make them drive limos exclusively
- Their company logo, and branding you see is those pink fuzzy dice
- You can only listen to Sega Arcade-era jazz music tracks
- The patrons they pickup for rides have British accents (Britain = posh, high society of course)
- Your create a character *must* wear a top hat, monocle, or pocket watch. Non-negotiable
Actually perfect
Come on, come on! Were talking Taxis. TODAY. Limos?? WE HAVE UBER FFS. The evil taxi have to be an APP! Its Hyper, the fake taxi company! They want EVERYONE driving people to work for THEM, and for pennies- what you mean theres a crazy taxi company people love to pay for and goes around really fast with music? No way!
I'll toss you an alternate. They're a rideshare app and contrast the 90s feel of the "Crazy Taxi" faction with more modern style.
@@SuzakuX
I can dig it I can dig it.
Tap into real life taxi vs rideshare app conflicts for inspiration lol
@@SuzakuXThis is what I was thinking. Also, make the rideshare vehicles EVs to contrast with the ICE taxies.
Kyle stopping himself is the best bit of this episode.
Thanks other kyle for stopping kyle right there.
A smart way to do a modern Crazy Taxi game is simple: Taxis vs Rideshares
I think that's the purple taxi joke
You mean the new twisted metal???
@@BloodyBulletShellz I mean I’d definitely take a new Twisted Metal or Burnout game before a new Crazy Taxi game.
I think this is one of the best structured episodes in the history of Delayed Input.
Instead of cops, this Crazy Taxi should've made them autonomous taxis, or an in-game version of Uber/Lyft as a rival company
Something about Kyle's unique humor, creativity and outlook on video games just makes me so happy that he's still around making these videos. I think alongside Vinesauce, he's the content creator I've been watching the longest (the phrase "lower your ababappa" lives rent free in my head), so I get some sort of irreplaceable comforting nostalgia with every new video. Don't know why I felt like typing this now, but thanks for still being the best in the biz ten years later, Kyle.
It's 2027, Kyle has to take a break from the set of his miniseries to film Mucho eating Mario. When asked what he's doing he just says, "this is for chat."
The dark prince of our hearts is back with another banger 🎉
Dark priceless*
Instantly my new favorite Delayed Input cold open, holy shit
I watched this video in Church.
Ben Hanson *seething* at that cold open
That Nice Fat Tushies joke NEVER gets old
_honk_
"kyle lemme stop you right there " 🤣🤣🤣🤣
So instead of paying a fare to ride in a taxi in the real world, I get to pay a fee to drive a taxi in a virtual world? Sounds like a winning formula!
Wait til you learn about farming or truck simulator.
@@williammiller3277 Mind blown!
Kyle, let me stop you right there. That's the shiny shirt that impresses me.
Kyle has apparently not seen someone wearing yoga pants who should not have been wearing yoga pants
This was the wrong episode to watch in church …without headphones …on full blast.
Nice Fabulous Tees
Shiny Tee season is kinda hitting
Can't tell if shirt is evolving every episode or this is some kind of "Super Shirt" technology Kyle has developed hahaha
MAN YOU'RE ON FIRE KYLE! Thank you so very much! This season is being absolutely great! Funny af.
Let me stop you right there, that was one of the best Delayed Inputs ever
I appreciate your regular Friday releases, Kyle. Makes my work morning much better every week. :)
Loved this episode. I was cracking up consistently
Damn! That Delayed Input bet is fire. WIN WIN for the audience. 10/10
That cold open was GOLD
“Super Game” will always be funny to me. Until they prove me wrong, it reeks of stupidity and arrogance 😅
Yeah Sega has always been out of touch, and the way they talk about their "Super Game" just sounds like the most out of touch thing ever lol
This is the company that thinks they can still make a Sonic game on par with Mario, while always rushing the games out the door.
It's a beautiful thing that the Suicide Squad developers have the weakest spines in the industry if enough 12 year olds would come and tell them make Captain Boomerang and Amanda Waller a power couple they would
Okay but why not?
8:04 citation needed on ‘millions’
Had to stop mid sip of my coffee during that cold opening. Didn’t see that coming 🤣
Luckily Kyle was there to stop Kyle right there.
I think Anthem did what Kyle is suggesting Suicide Squad to do. I remember some complaints about the game's padding in form of bullet-spongy enemies and slow progress. I got into it when it was already clear that no further development will be done, and it was all crazy smooth. I was given overpowered gear left and right. Every mission was a power trip with enemies falling over and barely scratching my character in the process. It was dumb, but also fun, or at least as fun as a discontinued buggy GAAS could ever hope to be.
great episode kyle
Sassy, gassy, battle passy is my new favorite phrase.
I actually like the idea of an online crazy taxi just probably not in the way it will turn out.
You’re on! Make sure you get the quills right.
You're gonna be composin' that track, Kyle.
I love when Kyle touches his temple like he's summoning spiritual strength to talk about something
hear me out, Kyle.
yellow taxi AND purple taxi company........ braniac fight
Great job again
Kyle with these shirts will single handedly bring back....DISCO‼️🎶🕺🏿💃🕺💃🏿✨️🎵🎷🎸🥁📻🎺
can't stop this taxi; it's going ALL the way to Argentina.
Kyle, you didn't specify the level of horniness of the Sonic character.
@9:10 reminds me of DmC when Donte said "not in a million years" to having the classic hair and they later released the classic Dante skin as DLC
I'm just getting caught up with the new season after seeing this new upload. YO!, Rocking the Beauty-Boy aesthetic LOL.
I'm all nostalgic for 'Mandatory Updates' now.
I love this show so much
This episode felt like a 2 in1. I appreciate the horny tangent. Super Delayed Input.
locked in for those bets
As an old-school Crazy Taxi fan, I'm not bothered if an MMO mode exists in the new game for people who want to play that way but I'm not buying it without an offline single-player mode since I'm neither interested in multiplayer nor in games that will be erased from existence once the servers powering them shut down.
The open world part I don't have a problem with since Crazy Taxi was always open world, especially on the Dreamcast-original maps which were a lot more open and less linear than the arcade maps.
Let me stop you right there
Kyle let me stop you right the- oh you got it. Good 🤣🤣🤣
Wait. The absence of Mrs. Freeze is the whole reason for the presence of Mr. Freeze. But Mr. Freeze is the whole reason for the presence of Mrs. Freeze.
???
It's probably just a gender-swapped version of the character who's upset about their dead husband instead
@@chuckbatmangaming Yeah, I guess they're playing with different timelines in this game. I blame Kyle for making me research anything related to this dumb game.
Locked in !!
Kyle I love you man and hope you are happy
this taxi seems remarkably normal
At first I was not happy at all with Crazy Taxi, but when you think of it, the game was already open world, and you were competing (in theory) with other taxi drivers. The police, as a bonus mode, can be a lot of fun if well implemented. I'm sure they are gonna put some classic arcade mode for the purists.
crazy taxi as a service game? Time to make some crazy money!
I think the obvious play would be Taxi's vs Uber, Taxis vs Lyft? I guess Police cars wouldn't require a license to be in the game? Or perhaps these services don't exist in Japan anyway.
Ooh, I like playing into the real-world taxis-vs-rideshare battle. Maybe that's what Kyle had in mind with the bottled water. Purple Taxis are basically Lyft.
Kyle… You are funny.
That’s all I have to say, thank you for making these videos
Kyle we know you've been writing Sonic fanfic, you don't need to make silly bets to show it to us
That intro is a good meme template.
4:35 😂😂😂 that tickled. A lot 🤣
Edit: 6:32 … even better 😂😂😭
I just want a single player crazy taxi game
“Automaton……” *malevolent creek flashbacks*
kyle is so damn good
i should have hit like on the cold open but i was forced to hit like on “they are simply haters”
Now these are the kinds of NFTs, I can get behind 😅
As a Christian, I'm thankful that Kyle didn't post the most flagrant character designs of The First Descendant in this video, because I might have decided to check it out while at church.
The supergame was clearly a metaverse when they announced it that they realised was a bad idea and have had to pivot to... whatever it ends up being.
7:00 lmao 😂
now I want Sega to make it just for cat food mario
Exquisite title
GAAS has indeed gotten expensive
HeY, hEy, HeY! iT’S CraaaAaazzZYy TaXi!!
Get in losers! We’re GOING TO PIZZA HUT
Kyle's wit and Sega's absurdity is a perfect match, like chocolate and pb
50 years from now, there will be game development schools that will teach about the train wreck of Suicide Squad
I just figured out the Kyle Bossman is the cartoon character Brendon Small from home Movies all grown up......................................... ( II know Brendon Small is Brendon Small)
it was the right choice to watch this high 🙃
Ben is gonna be upset
whether Kyle wins or loses that bet, we’re getting something awesome.
From this, we can glean that season 3’s new boss fights will be Brainiac Flash + Brainiac Superman, followed by Brainiacs Flash, GL, and Supes all at once.
Even after leaving Easy Allies he can't shake his betting addiction lol
that shirt is crazy
9:54 King Shat
The bets a win-win
9:15 why am I getting DMC flashback
Kyle, making those promises sounds like you're becoming a GaaS yourself. That's some Christopher Nolan shit, man
he said final boss
Crazy Taxi idea... the passengers are sometimes HUMAN PLAYERS. If you don't hit the drop off in time, that player yoinks your current un-stashed cash. Forced one way voice comms from the passenger player. Great idea, horrible idea?
Purple Taxi Co. is unironically a great idea and would make the game more fun, good job Kyle!
Probably the less thing that I would have thought and even expect in a Crazy Taxi game are police chases ala Hot Pursuit from Need for Speed.
I mean seriously, what?.
No one is doing this Sega "Super Game" analysis like Kyle. That's why he's the GOAT
honk
An original sonic character... that's impossible, you Mad Lad.
When you pack the kind of heat I do yoga pants are out of the question.
I would laugh if it wasnt so bad.... ok i'm laughing.
Crazy Taxi will be a massive success. Strange you don't anticipate that Kyle.
Legendary opening.
Now excuse me while I research this giga horniness…
I have a bad feeling about that bet Kyle 😂