The few times someone has said to me irl "wow you should start a podcast" I've always felt it carried the catty implication that I'm talking too much so the idea of a therapist saying it is extremely funny
yes but jenny the difference is u are actually fun to listen to compared to the horrible meat sock puppet that the alien inside shane dawsons brain drives around committing terrible acts on this earth
Idk I listened to your vampire diaries video while working when I've only seen maybe 3 episodes of that show yrs ago.still enjoyed and understood it without needing any visuals.
Shane immediately apologizing after every joke he makes is so irritating. He’s so afraid of people getting mad at him, which makes me think he still doesn’t understand what he was criticized for in the first place. He legit doesn’t know what’s crossing the line and what isn’t, which is why he preemptively apologizes.
yepp, mmhm, you’re right! he never looked past the criticism as being “hate,” so he never got to truly understand why he was being criticized in the first place.
this is what happens when you give money to terrible people and they never have to come to terms with themselves and grow and become a good person and just don't get better
It’s not even that he doesn’t understand-he’s actively avoiding understanding because he can’t stand being told he was never right in the first place. He wants everyone to think he doesn’t understand, so they won’t hold him accountable. He’s playing up his “social anxiety” act when he’s truly just a fucking asshole with a diva complex. He thrives on people thinking he’s helpless and stupid, when it couldn’t be further from the truth. Thinking he doesn’t understand helps with the idea that we can’t hold him accountable
There's such a long past of gay men being super misogynist against women that Shane deciding to play in that pond is honestly really gross. He's gross as a general rule, but given his entire ~past, plus that history, I just do not understand why he would even go there.
Sure, people criticize Shane Dawson for being disgusting and problematic, but not enough people point out the fact that he's just not entertaining. He's bad at the one important part of his job. Thank you for making these videos that emphasize how truly incompetent he is.
For real! I said elsewhere that I at least understand with some other creators/actors/singers/filmmakers/whatever when they do something problematic and people go back to their content, at least that content is GOOD. Shane just sucks. This entire video was just him rambling about pizza. Why do people like his content??
@@FrenkTheJoy fr when he first made this pizza conspiracy he sandwiched it in between a human trafficking story I mean how awful of a youtuber are you to put those in the same video AND make a follow up years later when it wasnt interesting the first time
I've made a promise to myself and all of humanity that I will only engage with Shane's content via your reactions, Nick. No matter how tempting it is to cringe-watch Shane, I swear I never will unless I am being guided through it by Nick.
Shane's content is the embodiment of "yess girl go give us nothinggg! 💅" Also his fans are straight up delusional: I saw community posts from him pop up under videos (of you ripping him to shreds??) And the comments were full of support and hype from his video. There were only like 5 comments that brought up the terrible shit he's done and his fans basically said "mind your own business", and "sounds like you're protecting your own dark thoughts"... someone reminded a fan that he's gotten touchy with underage fans and the reply was literally "it's complicated" !?! What the actual fuck lmao
I have to stay away from his comment sections Bc it’s honestly sad, scary, and gross to see his apologists. Way to victim blame CSA survivors, people of color and our allies for... caring about us 🤡 I haven’t seen a single POC in those comments leaving those kind of replies since 2020. Makes ya realize how much of a privilege it is for his actions to not affect certain ppl enough to care 🤷🏾♀️ Obviously I’m sure there’s all sorts of outliers in his ride or dies but yeah no.... I try to stay over here where I won’t be gaslit for having emotional intelligence 🌝
I find it beyond surreal. What is it about Shane that attracts this fan base? He is not funny, he is not charming, he is a TERRIBLE editor, calling anything he does "documentaries" is an insult to documentaries, and to make matters worst EVERYTHING ELSE. I do not get it and, honestly, if I were in charge of TH-cam I would remove him. TH-cam makes enough money with other people. This is a terrible business move in the long run because this person does not deserve this size of a platform for being a bad human being and basically having no talent. Sorry to be harsh and not sorry at the same time.
I'm convicted a good chunk of his fan base is either 1. People who can't admit they were wrong about someone all these years, so they double down. 2. Other pedophiles and racists.
@@queentrinicorn9441 they’re also mostly children. Kids *should* know better, but a lot of the time they don’t. It’s not surprising to me his fan base of 8-15 year olds doesn’t take his actions seriously. I personally don’t think it’s delusion, I think it’s immaturity.
I find Shane's treatment of Ryland in this video troubling. Feels very manipulative to flirt with other people in front of your fiance and continuously denigrate the idea of a marriage Ryland clearly really wants. I'm not exactly a Ryland fan but he deserves better than how Shane treats him on camera. I hope their dynamic is different when the camera is off.
Right? Like, I feel kinda bad for him since this has been happening for a little while I think. I never really watched him all that much but the way Shane treats/talks to him a lot of the time is troubling. It'd be one thing if it was just teasing or whatever like what most people do (for instance my friends and I call each other names but only cause we know the other doesn't actually mean it) but it straight up feels like Shane just does it unprompted and Ryland just has to sit there like 👁👄👁 otherwise Shane might get upset then his fans will go crazy on him for upsetting him
BIG agree. I have no love for Ryland, but that shit just sucks. You can tell getting married and having a wedding is REALLY important to Ryland (and, tbh, a LOT of queer people I know are really, really excited about being able to get married and make a really big deal of it.) Shane seems, at best, apathetic about it. It would be one thing if he was morally opposed, which would be super fucked up after *proposing.* If you don't care, just let Ryland do whatever he wants and go along. Instead, he throws jabs at the idea, playing at it not be important, and then MINUTES later flirts with another dude. Like, get your shit together, Shane. Maybe you don't care about the feelings of the entire world, but he should AT LEAST care about the love of his life!!!
@@hippopajamas it is complicated; Shane now resents Ryland for expecting Shane to “need to” marry him after proposing essentially because he needed an emotional beat for a video: because if it’s obvious to the rest of the world that without the money Ryland would have been gone a long time ago, it’s definitely obvious to Shane who hates himself to an unhealthy degree (NB any degree is unhealthy), Ryland knows Shane knows this but ALSO knows that through the cancellation, Ryland and his family were the only thing even slightly humanising Shane - and he knows that Shane knows that Ryland knows (that Shane knows that). It’s a mess and on top of that the move back to LA serves as a possibly unspoken admittance that nobody is interested in growth or change here, but we know Ryland wants half of what Shane’s got, and Shane knows it too, and really this is all just sad. Except the bits where Nick shows us how incisive and hilarious entertalysis is done every time :D
i know "opposites attract" but i just dont see how shane and ryland are still together. like they're so far apart in terms of differences it's fucking insane to me that they've managed to somehow keep their relationship afloat through 2 cancellations and a pandemic
@@chrislawuk I mean, to be fair, having someone propose to you IS a promise that you're going to marry them. I don't blame Ryland for thinking Shane has to marry him- Shane proposed to HIM. Shane is absolutely allowed to change his mind and decide he's not ready, but then he should buck up and call off the engagement. Of Shane proposed and he knew he wasn't ready, that's manipulative as hell. I don't know jack shit about their relationship, and I have certainly heard about the Ryland and money issue, but it seems awfully presumptuous to outline their relationship as if their relationship is super shallow and they don't have genuine feelings for eachother. Shane talks a BIG game on camera, including playing up his self hatred, and pushes a certain narrative to his audience. We know this because of how dramatically his personality changed on The Chair. I'm not here to defend Ryland as, like, a person. The way he stood up for Shane after the vile things he did came to light are enough for me to denounce him. I just don't think his position of "you proposed and are now making it sound like you dont want to marry me and that hurts my feelings" and "please don't flirt with other men" is irrational or wrong.
Shane literally got gropey with children, and people still excuse his actions. It's not just their 'taste' that I question, it's their overall level of intelligence.
There's nothing respectable in watching Shane's content for fun. It's not just a matter of preference, and you're a problem for propping him up if you do (not you OP but Shane's fans)
Yea not just IQ. Its also emotional intelligence. People who support him despite knowing how horrible and cruel he is have poor EQ. They dont understand and dont care how his actions hurt people and is bad. Theyre literal psychopaths like him too.
Shane-“I used to be poor!” Also Shane- “I’ve literally never seen an imperfect pizza before, must be evil conspiracy set out to ruin my life lol 🤪” Literally everyone else- “Bro just go to Little Caesars it’s not that hard 🙄”
Shane actually got the conspiracy off the internet, he didn't make it up himself over seeing a weird looking pizza. A lot of ex-Chuckie workers were confirming the theory as well. So Shane looked into it.
On one hand, I'm glad that Shane doesn't get the insanely high amount of views that he used to (like 20-30 million). On the other hand, enough people are willing to excuse his terrible actions that he still easily breaks a million (this latest one seems to be sitting at almost 3 million). I just don't understand.
1. Some excuse it as "dark comedy" 2. Some accepted his "apology" 3. Some are in denial and refuse to let go because they were fans as kids. It is shocking that he still has such a big audience though.
People will almost always make excuses for those they have a bias towards unfortunately. Most of them likely only wanted him gone to begin with because it was the trendy thing to do, (it's very fun to be angry at some internet personality you'll never meet), and now that it's died down they've got right back to it. Their morals are very flimsy.
I wish more people would realize that even if you're the kind of person to forgive Shane for the reprehensible shit he's done: HE ISN'T ENTERTAINING OR FUNNY. I can't believe how many people will lay down their moral compass for such boring, useless content
that's the real issue for me. even if his actions over many years weren't morally reprehensible... this is just not fun. nothing happened. there's like -3% creativity employed here.
I used to watch Shane's content but tbh I'm realizing now I only liked Garrett and Andrew lol I could watch them do nothing for hours, without them there is no content
When you cut a hot pizza quickly it shifts the pieces around and when the hot cheese cools it can look uneven!! Why is this so hard for people to wrap their heads around?!?!! I work at a gourmet Italian restaurant and sometimes when we are in a rush and the cooks have to cut the pizzas quickly and it can look like that. There’s no fucking conspiracy!! I don’t know why this infuriates me so much.
Also if that chuck e cheese still isn't letting people eat in, where are they getting the leftover slices of pizza from? Are minimum wage employees breaking into people's houses to steal the extra pizza, because I'm sure that would save them tons of money and couldn't possibly go poorly.
@@glitterberserker1029 yeah, they hire extra staff only to check the dumpsters and steal the leftovers lol He (Shane) could instead make up stories and make videos telling these stories. It would be ten times more creative.
Shane pretending he’s “not that person anymore” is just ANOTHER way to not take responsibility for who he STILL IS because he’s done no work to change it! Taking a forced break is not self reflection or some deep inner work. This just proves he still hasn’t grown or changed even a little bit.
If I hear one more TH-camr say how "scared" they are to go somewhere, eat something, do something, whatever menial thing they're doing, I might scream. You're not preforming an emergency amputation, you're ordering pizza ffs.
yeah there's people with like intense social anxiety that won't order a pizza just because they have to talk to somebody but that's different this just looks like Shane trying to be quirky and quote unquote funny cuz it's not funny
@@blumeiworld I totally get that and I do believe Shane has some anxiety, but these people are choosing to do a thing, choosing to record themselves, then acting like they're about to be un-alived. Like, calm yourself and either do the thing or don't but don't panic about it on camera.
@@blumeiworld Chances are good that if someone is too anxious to make a phone call, they are far, _far_ too anxious to show a recording of themselves to somewhere between 0 and infinity strangers.
@@SpaghettyLuvsUthat’s why I’ve never made a YT or shared my craft even though I desperately want to. I’m just so anxious I don’t even y’know how to function
Shane’s conspiracy theories are the opposite of the scientific method: find a perfectly normal “phenomenon” and then simply ignore reality until it becomes weird and spooky
his empirical evidence is him saying "i'm so scared" over and over while he's about to witness the normal phenomenon with spooky music playing in the background
I think part of the problem with Shane's content (apart from Shane himself lmao) is that if he were honest and just admitted and titled them as VLOGS it wouldn't be as tedious, instead of pretending they're high-concept big deal "documentaries". Like, people have been posting 30+ min vlogs for years on yt. Just admit that's what you're making.
I commented this idea on a video last year, and a Shane Dawson fan tried to convince me that all his recent videos were documentaries. :/ Especially since the Jeffery Star was basically an multi-vid advertisement, I'm tired of his fans thinking that he makes documentaries, when really they are mislabeled vlogs. I can't think if any of his vids counts as documentaries, I'm pretty sure none of them would pass the scrutiny of film critics looking for typical documentary format. I've taken a few film classes, so I know what to look for.
@@TiffanyVenus I think Shane's soft boi act has fostered a fanbase that feels it must overcompensate for him at all times. Hence his shitty videos being called documentaries for no reason and the ridiculous comments at 26:37 in this video. Anyone who's been on the wrong end of a relationship with a narcissist, like me, should be really disturbed by all of this. Hell, I would hope it looks bad to any rational person. I would feel bad for Shane's fanbase if they didn't have the simple option of not watching his videos, so in my mind they're almost just as bad. There are no redeeming qualities about Shane Dawson whatsoever.
@@therealMrA Oh, you absolutely nailed it. I used to watch his videos, -mostly for Garrett Watts though, and because I didn't know just how shitty a human being he is - Shane definitely vibes as a soft boi. The fact his fanbase goes so far to defend him just re-enforces Shane's behavior, and all the undeserved praise goes straight to his head. I think you should at the very least consider that at least the teen fanbase doesn't know any better and have not yet have dealt with a narcissist, and reserve any judgement for any fans who continually support Shane after all the racist and unhealthy sexual behaviour that was exposed. Shane literally manipulated his fans to hate Bobby Burns to the point where he spiraled down, I remember this because I still was watching at this point. Shane called Bobby a hater, and manipulated Bobby by buying things for him, to feel indebted to him. Bobby made one of the best videos exposing Shane's racism, and when I actually watched the video I was absolutely floored. I stopped watching Shane, after Dramageddon 2, and the moment that D'Angelo Wallace dropped his Shane Dawson video, and combined with his treatment of Bobby, just absolutely made me a Shane hater for life. Ugh it really makes me sick that I watched Shane for so long. Sadly, it might take some time for his teen fans to realize how fucking manipulative Snake Dawson is, because they will end up growing (hopefully) and seek out better role models while Sahne Dawson keeps being his narcissistic self until he decides to stop making TH-cam videos.
@@TiffanyVenus I do hope none of Shane's teenage fans actually get involved with a narcissist but I also feel like all of them are prime targets unfortunately. I still can't excuse their choice to watch Shane Dawson when it takes almost no effort to replace him with something that has some kind of value (and also isn't racist, sexist, transphobic, ableist, etc.). They think he "needs" them though, so for that reason they'll continue to watch him, and it fails to register how weird it is that a 30+ year old millionaire would need a bunch of teenagers for support so much. Like, girl, he doesn't even know you exist. You wouldn't want him to either.
@@therealMrA I echo your sentiments, I hope his teenage girl audience never have to deal with a narcissist, and sexual abusers. I totally understand your view point of being done with his fans when there are better TH-camrs that can inspire them to grow. When I stopped watching him, (at this point I unfollowed every TH-camr that continued to work with Shane - with the sole exception of Garrett Watts as they stopped being friends), I'm now extremely picky with the TH-camrs I watch, and I try not to follow any influencer drama because I was extremely obsessed with it. I feel so much better now that I focus on wholesome TH-camrs that genuinely care about their audience, and it encourages me to be kinder to myself. Following Shane definitely did a number on my mental health, so I'm always concerned with how obsessed teens are with the influencers they follow. I hope that they realize how disgusting Shane is.
Sorry to laser-focus on the silliest possible thing, but I worked at Chuck E Cheese when that video came out and we had a sticky note on all the phones about how to respond to calls about it. If you're wondering, CEC actually made dough fresh every other day (in between days to let it rise). Any pizza you don't finish either goes in the trash or in the cooks mouths, if we're hungry enough. The closest thing to recycled food was me cooking a whole bag of wings instead of exactly 6 wings for a single order, and then keeping the rest of them warm for future orders.
Its idiotic to think thousands of employees are evil and screwing over not only people but small children. also thank you for working a shit job (i got thanked today and im passin it on)
Shane doesn't hate himself, people who hate themselves don't reference it that blatantly, he just knows this is the best way to manipulate his audience into forgiving him. And he's laying it on THICK. Don't fall for this shit people. From anyone.
I hate myself, and I talk about it with people sometimes. Sometimes I joke about it and bring it up out of nowhere. It's not about manipulation, hating myself is always just at the forefront of my mind. There may be some implicit manipulation going on there, but the compliments don't feel good. They just feel like lies
“Talking to this guy who probably uses Reddit” the funny thing is- that’s actually Shane’s older brother! I definitely watched Shane growing up so I recognized him immediately, he used to be in videos all the time but suddenly stopped in like 2012/2013 and I never knew why. Not at all surprised that he’s some conspiracy theorist
OMG 😲 THAT WAS JARED?! wow. he lost weight. seems like him and Shane had a weight exchange or something LOL i unfortunately watched in my awful teen years. ( wouldn't give him a single view now and dislike him ) but i had no idea that was Jared.
According to a Chuck Entertainment Cheese Co. employee, they use a safety cutter to cut the pizzas that's basically a dull crescent you rock across it to cut it. That's why the slices are janky, because they're basically cut with a rocking horse
Yeah, it genuinely looks that way. If you look at the Chuck E. Cheese website, the slices are uneven so it's not even as if they're pretending their cuts are perfectly uniform.
i definitely don’t think the conspiracy is real but i used to work at dominos and we used the same thing and it’s really easy to cut with and kinda fun to use, like sometimes the peices come out weird if you don’t pay attention but if you’re looking at the pizza it’s easy to cut right
@@angiepangie9106 why don't y'all just use a regular pizza cutter As in, the one very small children can use without getting hurt? I've literally burned myself on pizza more times than I've been hurt with a rolling pizza cutter, which is zero times
@@angiepangie9106 ok? Maybe Domino's one is sharper, maybe the environment is different, maybe the employees aren't being paid well enough to pay attention.
Shane STILL doing the stupid pizza thing makes me so irrationally angry I can’t even explain it. It’s pizza, Shane! It’s not interesting! Why does Shane feel like every single thing he does is I retesting enough to post to TH-cam?
that's another thing about him that irritates me. he seems to think he's the most interesting person in the world. he's so detached from normal every day things
Also if it WAS true, it’s not like the slices themselves are half-eaten. It’s literally less food waste… It’s not like a pizza rots in the 5 minutes it takes for someone to clean up and re-plate it
Yes… We don’t need to know someone’s every thought. Just because something pops into your head doesn’t mean you need to share it. Especially when it’s stupid and boring.
You’re so right about Shane’s attitude toward Ryland. I watched Shane long long ago, and he would do the same thing to his gf Lisa. He’s still doing it! “Can you believe I slept with a GIRL?” She was really pretty and sweet and way too good for him. . He would have Trisha come over, and they would be making sexual jokes the whole time. Then he would be rude af towards Lisa and I had to stop watching him. Idk why he’s like that or why Ryland puts up with it. He can say it’s just “jokes”, but it would get to anyone after a while.
Like I get they have there own lives outside the camera but I wouldnt be able to stand being talked about like that once, let alone everyday publically
Don’t use cerebral, they’re hard to cancel and won’t cover as much as you think. Customer service sucks and is slow to respond when trying to cancel before being charged. Sorry, Nick
oh yikes... i also looked up their therapist salaries and they are NOT treating them right. these online therapy companies should pay their therapists instead of buying sponsorships :/
Yes yes yes!!! And if you are on multiple medications already or have a history of mental illness that's even slightly complex they basically tell you there's nothing they can do. They told me I was already on too much medication and that made me a 'complex case' they couldn't help but had already taken 100 dollars from me thanks
Yeah I think these online therapists companies all give me sketchy vibes. Like all the controversy surrounding better help having therapist that weren’t actually qualified at all.
Okay first off, your eye look was so gorgeous it's distracting. Second off, the Chuck E Cheese thing is hilarious to me as someone who's worked cut table at a pizza chain. It really shows how detached these people are. It's the "How much could a banana cost? Ten dollars?" of conspiracy theories.
I used to work at a major furniture retailer that rhymes with Mayfair and feel very similarly about the conspiracy about shipping kids in cabinets. HOOOOKAYYYYYY that's assuming a whole bunch of competence and coordination that simply cannot exist 😂
@@kafitty oh that will never not piss me off. At the time, I worked in the child advocacy field and to see people get up in airs about something so obviously fake while basic child abuse prevention tips would go ignored was infuriating. Everyone wants to be a hero, but no one wants to put in the actual work and do the small stuff that matters more.
Isn't it just possible that Shane just got used to, like, flirting with his teenage girl audience through the camera and doesn't know how to NOT be weird when he's making cameratalk? Like, either that or he's just in love with the sound of his own voice.
@@XxPeaceNinjaxX Last I checked he and Garrett were making a podcast on youtube, but I have trouble paying attention to podcasts so I wouldn't know if they're still making it..
“POV: Shane is inviting you to be their third and Ryan is not cooperating” i don’t know why but I had to pause the video and laugh for a solid 3 minutes
It’s so insane to me that I ever liked Shane’s content. Everything I used to find endearing about him I now find cringey as hell. Also I will be referring to him as a packaged roll of Jimmy Dean’s sausage from now on.
@@expensivepink7 I don't think a long engagement is necessarily a bad sign in all cases, but from what I know of Shane I honestly wouldn't be surprised if he only proposed to Ryland to get clicks and now he's annoyed that Ryland keeps bringing up the idea of an actual wedding
"It's crazy for me to even think about where the genitals belong on a creature like you." Firstly, thank you for the new pick up line, Nick, can't wait to use that one. Secondly, never a truer sentence uttered in relation to Shane Dawson than this.
So far all of his videos have been "remember that time people actually liked me? I'm going to recreate it but with way less effort and self awareness."
distract people from your garbage behavior by making garbage content. like nestle making the m&m's "unsexy" to distract everyone from the child labor lawsuits
also the fact that his original chuck E cheese video was supposed to be a serious documentary about his friend's abusive relationship that almost got her son trafficked, but somehow this is the most important takeaway from the video lmao
YES, that story was both interesting and important, so the fact that it got mixed in with a fucking pizza conspiracy theory felt very disrespectful. It should've been a dedicated video.
@@KreeZafi I agree, I get wanting some comedic relief or something with such a heavy topic but not when the conspiracy takes up just as much time if not more than the story itself...made no sense to combine the two topics
@@reilly4678 Yeah exactly, and the way all three stories in that video sort of overlapped was really distasteful, how sometimes you could hear her talk about this seriously horrific experience while there's a shot on screen of Shane photographing pizza. Like come on.
@@osml yeah shane had made a long documentary style video with his friend Brittney to talk about her escaping her abuser and he snuck in a Chuck E Cheese conspiracy throughout the video for some reason
Shane uses 'disclaimer', 'parody', and 'satire' like people start sentences with 'no offence, but'. He feels that inkling that he shouldn't say what he's saying but then instead of not saying it, like an adult, he adds a throw away statement to inure himself to any liability. He has zero concern whether what he says causes harm, only if it comes back to him.
Shane wants to go viral again so damn bad with all these clickbait titles. The haunting, the lawsuit, you can tell he wants to do another doc series on something but nothing is interesting enough
@@christi2993 exactly. There are many youtubers that talk about shit I don't care about AT ALL but because they are good at talking about different topics I enjoy the video anyways. Shane doesn't have that quality
This just proves Shane Dawson has never lived in NY, where there’s a mom and pop’s pizza place in every corner. Never understood his weird obsession over the pizza slices being a bit different in size.
i saw on a comment on another video that the reason the slices are like that was because they use a different kind of cutter to protect the employees’ fingers
@@tonichan89 a lot of things. Including trying to get rid of his cat via twitter, rumors of parties with underage teens (idk the details), and being associated with a very problematic church. I mm sure there is more.
@@glitterpony8379 adding to that, his brother (who's also a cop) is pretty out far right extremist who supported the storming of the capitol and as far as i know chris pratt hasn't condemned that in any way which is a bit sus
@@glitterpony8379 Idk, Chris Pratt's church seems pretty typical of any church to me This is a comment on how churches are fucked up and not in defense of Chris Pratt or his church, just so that's clear lol
I love how this is how bad Shane’s content has ALWAYS been but people only started to notice over the last 2 years. It’s always been minimal effort, minimal to zero structure at all, jokes that are only funny to him and his “friends”, and just generally trash with ads. But at least people have finally started to call it out I guess.
You're practically my spirit animal in this case. He's made nothing but garbage for over a decade and the reaming he takes with each new creation is a new thing, somehow. I still relish it and yearn for the day Shane has to actually pay for all the fucked up shit he's said and done. Oh, and he's not talented whatsoever.
I think the reason why nobody noticed (other than being young) is because 4/5 years ago he had Garrett and Drew who were both genuinely funny, had great chemistry, and were able to make jokes with each other without tearing the other down unlike Shane who seemed to hate Garrett and was basically bullying him the entire time. In retrospect, Garrett and Drew were the actual talent and Shane was the producer who slapped his name on the poster and took all the credit
@@Lemoncakelover678 They really did. They would make actually jokes about what was going on while Shane would just be in the background yelling "same!" and "me!" He was like DJ Khaled but worse
My grandma was the manager at Chuck E. Cheese until I was 18-19 and I spent like every weekday there as a child after school. A lot of my family members worked there and some still work there. So some inside info- 1. It is an old kind of pizza cutter you can figure that out with like 10 seconds of research. 2. They put in an INSANE amount of effort to keep that place clean and inviting for everyone. You can tell a good location from a bad one very easily. 3. This controversy and covid really hurt the company's numbers and attendance. So bringing it back up AGAIN is cruel. 4. This stupid rumor made people like my mams who dedicated her entire life to making an awesome location and not only entertaining kids but making sure to take care of her employees- really really sad and frustrated. So I can't help but go off whenever I hear idiots bringing this up.
Thank you for being a vessel to safely observe the disgust that is that human being. I can't see that content directly without feeling like I've helped prop up a garbage person.
It's just so weird? Especially since Chuck E. Cheese is a place for little kids. Why does he care so much about the pizza? The pizza isn't even the main attraction to that place, imo. The games are. Looking at the official Chuck E. Cheese website, it's not as if they even make it out as if their pizza slices are going to be perfectly even and pretty.
@@heatherduke5410 @Heather Duke because probably little kids are the only ones gullible enough to fall for this conspiracy and perpetuate it. And a lot of Shane's newer audience are younger so he's appealing to them.
I love the fact that I can enjoy the guilty pleasure of dipping my toes in the morbid curiosity surrounding Shane Dawson scandals without contributing to Shane's view counts. Thanks Nick. You are doing the Lord's work. 😂
The weird and honestly kind of disturbing thing I found with the whole pizza video originally was that he chose to edit the footage to whiplash back and forth between the forced pizza conspiracy and a human trafficking case with someone who he claimed to be friends with. Like, a lesson in how to say you don't really care about this very serious thing or your friend who was still dealing with it without saying you don't care because you're an "empath".
you saying that Shane talking negatively about himself probably makes others feel bad about yourself reminded me that Shane's jokes about women's bodies literally fueled my body dysmorphia for Years. I first noticed my lower stomach (and then became obsessed with it) because of a throwaway joke he made. Thanks Shane!!
I think I feel sorry for Ryland for getting stuck with Shane. Like I know it was his choice but at the same time I already gotta deal with my own problems I couldn’t imagine having to pamper someone stuck up like Shane who then spends his videos excusing why he won’t marry you and flirting with the cameraman.
right?? every time i see ryland in these videos it’s always him “joking” about something like not liking moving back to colorado, and as you mention not getting married and shane flirting with the cameraman etc and it’s fucking dripping in resentment. like it’s so obvious to me that he’s unhappy! i think he feels trapped. still don’t like him lol but i bet it’s a shitty situation to be in
also personally i read shane as a bit of a covert narcissist - they can cycle between idealising and devaluing you so much that it makes it hard to see things clearly and leave. idk why but i get that vibe. and i guess as his career is kinda tied to shane too that adds another layer
Shane cant make good content because he has NO genuine personality whatsoever. I met him at work years ago long before he was "cancelled" and it was like being in the presence of a broken lamp. He just stood there, devoid of all human-like qualities.
I wasn’t a big Shane fan to begin with and quickly realized what I liked was solely Andrew, Morgan and especially Garret! Now that he doesn’t have them in his video I can’t and don’t want to waste my time or energy. I agree with everything you said here. This was SO awkward with hitting on Chris and the whole vagina dream and basically refusing to marry ryland. Also all the negative self talk is SO old and worn and needs to be put in a dumpster fire! I’m honestly sad he’s “back” I don’t wish I’ll on him but he doesn’t need a public platform
One of the really illuminating parts of Shane’s video was when ryland brought up that Shane didn’t snort when he laughed anymore, but as soon as the camera came on it was snort city
I'm tired of being embarrassed that I once liked Shane Dawson! SMH By the way you should do breakdowns of 80s movies coming of age movies like Pretty in pink and 16 candles because I feel like they aged terrible. And do Ghost and Dirty Dancing (I love these two movies but I want to know if I see them in a starry eyed lense)
Omg YES! I recently rewatched 16 Candles and hoooo boy it was crazy how completely offensive it was. Not only the ridiculously racist Long Duk Dong scenes, but Anthony Michael Hall's character just casually date-raping someone. Unreal.
agreed! except heathers. which, ironically is probably the LEAST problematic of these despite being horrifically problematic in its base premise lol. idc i just don’t wanna hear anyone trash that movie. it’s too iconic
@@cootermarie7631 omg remember that scene in Breakfast club where John bender looks at Claire's private/underwear? And the actresses who played Claire was underage and the actor who played bender was much older. Apparently the picture shown of the underwear was of a different person but still weird....... Hollywood is weird. I feel like John Hughes had a weird obsession with Molly Ringwald and Anthony Michael Hall and was disappointed when they stopped working with him to pursue their careers in different directions. Like he wrote 16 candles for Molly Ringwald.
You were a kid- the exact audience he was an expert at manipulating. You grew and learned better and tbh? Shane's current rabid adult audience just proves that's not a universal development.
you were a kid and manipulate d / groomed through a parasocial relationship. it's not your fault and this phenomenon of internet fame is still new. I'm glad you were able to see Shane's sick behavior and bad intentions. I feel so sad for all the people who still stan Shane, especially grown-ups.
As someone who worked in a lotta kitchens, the food that’s brought back might get eaten.. by staff lmao if it’s not tossed out, a hungry employee usually takes at least an untouched pizza slice because a lot of places are trying to take a free meal during an 8hr shift away
17:07 not only SOUNDS ludicrous. It’s practically unheard of. Almost every national food chain in the US THROWS AWAY uneaten food at the end of the night. And it’s to the point where you can get in trouble with the company if you’re caught so much as eating said uneaten food
The way people bend over backwards to defend this man when the content he puts out has a negative zero value of humour and quality is insane to me 😭 "Separating the art from the artist" is an argument for problematic people who actually have some talent. There is no art to be found in Shane's content.
Chris Pratt is a whole insurrectionist and I get so much h8 for calling out his very suspicious white supremacist/nationalist tendencies, so I'm feeling validated by this vid
also the fact that he keeps implying that he beat “cancel culture” and has successfully came back after self reflection…like all he did was upload a shitty apology video 2 years ago and hide 😭 that’s the most cringe thing about these videos. i’d almost prefer he didn’t even acknowledge that
Um... isn't it literally illegal to not disclose sponsors on TH-cam??? If those cookies are sponsored, I hope Shane posted so in the description of the video. I don't want to check because I'd have to actually click on the video. Also, Jeffree's cameraman is named Chris. Is this the same guy?
i had a nightmare last night that i was shane dawson's manager and it went BAD i want to sue him for emotional damages but i don't think the law applies to dreams
YES!!! MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY!!! Shane may be working on some stuff that his fans want, my question is why are there even enough fans left to request more lazy conspiracy content that is already overdone on TH-cam?? And just watching a few minutes of this makes it clear that he never plans to change... Like, did he really call Ryland a f*g on camera? Even though it is bleeped out that is still in incredibly poor taste, especially since he has been cancelled for discriminating against just about every minority on the planet... And I am just mind-blown by the fact he wants to do another podcast. I dunno... MAYBE he doesn't deserve to be completely deplatformed, but I will stand by the fact that Shane doesn't deserve to be back in the spotlight again.
Shane was really like "i'm bisexual so i can call my fiancé a slur on camera :)" like...even if that _was_ their relationship and it was something they were both okay with, that's the kind of joke you edit out, at the very least so your primarily straight audience doesn't start getting ideas that that's an okay thing to do.
I don’t know why I went to Shane’s video but Nick was the one who bleeped out the word. Shane really straight up called Ryland “a loud, whiny f slur” no bleep and no hesitation. I don’t know why I thought Shane would say it and laugh about it but still have the decency to censor it, but I clicked off when I realised. Thought I’d point that out.
I truly hate the way Shane and this friends talk about female anatomy. They talk like it is completely separate from the person. It gives me creepy misogynistic vibes
Every day I thank god that even as a 12 year old idiot who thought Fred was the height of comedy, I took one look at Shane's content and went "...this is racist and unfunny" and never watched him.
Oh my god same. I watched Fred like everyday after middle school and Shane's Fred is Ded video was recommended to me. I watched it and was disgusted by him.
I was forced to watch the Fred movie as a babysitter of a young child with bad taste and…yikes. BUT I watch Lucas Cruikshank now and he’s lovely and makes my day, highly recommend! ☺️
@@jalapeno1119 Fred is Dead got me grounded when I was 7 💀 I was looking for the icarly episode and I found Shane and my mom said I could never watch Fred again and I drew him, put it on my wall and cried
Omg binging nick and a notification of a nick video!!! Heaven! I want to see nick direct a movie with a huge budget. It would be a masterpiece. Everything he says is constructive and brilliant…this channel has gotten me through a lot and I’m obsessed with this safe space on TH-cam.
Thank you for your sacrifice of watching Shane's terrible content for the rest of us. I love that Nick doesn't sugarcoat sh*t when it comes to Shane. Shane hasn't changed, he's just wearing a mask. I'd bet my life on it that he still makes horribly offensive racist jokes in private company. People don't change when they don't see the problem themselves.
All of this enabling creeps nonsense while they laugh off the fact they should be in jail for committing felonies while continuing to not try is so tired. heard for sure. I appreciate how useful your sponsorships are. Enjoy seeing you, be safe and all 🍀
@@b.r.v.8609 someone that grooms children and takes advantage and assaults animals and viciously threatens people should be considered as someone that committed felonies
@@xryxix ok he’s ACTUALLY done those things? Or made jokes about it. Idk dude I feel like throwing the term “committing felonies” around while that doesn’t actually describe the situation makes people take it less seriously. He certainly doesn’t deserve to have an audience but I have yet to see any proof that he’s actually assaulted children or animals. I’m far from defending the piece of shit but I need to see some more info from you before I believe what you’re saying.
@@b.r.v.8609 he was literally in cha/rooms in daily motion eliciting pictures from minors and continues to cater to underage people while talking heavily about sex in his videos even now as a 35 year old man in his latest video about nothing and joking about having a lawsuit when he really should be sued, he made sexual things about minors for the public as an adult the whole time and harassed women if you want you can see all my videos on shane Dawson's nonsense it's not something to be enabled
i have never audibly gasped so many times during a video in my entire life. you served this man a humble pie the size of a CONTINENT!!! i’m in a state of pure catharsis rn
I worked at this one diner that told us to take the leftover biscuits from tables and give it to the next customer that came in. Only if it looked like the previous customer didnt do anything with it, but that's still disgusting so I absolutely believe a restaurant would do this but chuck e cheese doesnt look like it lol
Honestly I have a very 12-year-old sense of humor that consists of a lot of innuendo, and even I think Shane needs to chill the fuck out and learn to speak normally without pausing every other sentence to laugh at a word
@@KreeZafi Oh yeah, I can definitely laugh at that stuff too! But it's just too obvious how hard Shane tries while he's really just going for the easy laughs
I'm with everyone in this comment section, Thank god for Shane Dawson's unwillingness to let his channel die with dignity, so that you can continue to make videos about him, I was here before the original videos last year but they are some of my favorites of yours lol
I can’t believe TH-cam didn’t just remove his channel given all that he’s done. Demonetization is not enough because what he did was just straight up criminal and disgusting.
I really respect and appreciate the fact that despite your feelings towards shane, you believe he's perfectly ok. (physical appearance). Love that you encourage self love and positive self body image. You let us know we're perfect and Beautiful. Instead of bullying him and other people who struggle with self image. I truly admire and respect you Nick. You're beautiful. Keep shining bright ❤️
I worked at chuck e cheese when the pizza video came out and it made my job so horrible 😭😭 that pizza was too expensive and ppl didn't leave it behind ever. Also i had to sign a paper saying i wouldn't talk about it to customers if they asked. WHICH THEY DID OFTEN !! And we had to throw away buffet pizza in front of ppl instead of employees being able to eat the leftovers
I spent most of the day in the ER (without a phone charger) dreaming of coming home to watch some Nick videos and there’s a new one to watch. I’m so excited. This is my comfort place. 💕
My first thought when this popped up on my timeline was not "oh that's a surprise, where has he been?" It was "I need to plan my week around Nick posting the commentary on this dumpster fire" The perfect side dish to go with my dinner tonight. I'm ready king
I have no idea who this Shane Dawson person is, but your explanation of the economics of what it would cost a pizza chain to piece together and re-sell left-behind pizza slices absolutely sent me. I was trying to brush my teeth but I was in tears and couldn’t breathe.
ashamed to admit that i watched shane in 2019. proud to say that i literally went to a chuck e cheese with my friend and my brother because that theory was so bananas to me and so easy to check for myself (and it was just a fun time regardless haha). the pizzas looked completely and totally normal (obviously lol) and it was actually pretty good
Not sure if the extra glam look was a subtle flex on Shane's, uh... "skills" and "experience" with makeup, but I'm living for it regardless. Especially since I had to see Shane pulling a face he thinks is hilarious and will help one of his "jokes" land better and somehow be magically funny all of a sudden more than once. It's a much needed counterbalance and keeps me from dying on the inside completely.
Does Nick know that the bald dude from the beginning of the Shane video talking about the simulation theory is LITERALLY shanes brother? bc that makes what Nick said 100x funnier
In love with the transition from Nick being hesitant to say anything too cutting about shane in the first few videos, into the opening line of the video being a dunk on him. He is fed up and I love it
its so disgusting because he helped grooming a lot of little girls but then acts as if touching a woman would be disgusting, like why did you kiss one of your underage fans? I hate that he still has a platform
I still cant get over this cameraman trying so hard to be Andrew. I refuse to watch Shane anymore but through your videos I can roll my eyes without feeling guilty XD
I’m so frustrated that so many people don’t understand how boring and problematic Shane still is. I hate watched it in anticipation of a clip breakdown and you don’t disappoint.
Honestly I have been rewatching all your videos because they are comforting. Even the old toy reviews. I just really appreciate your sense of humor and will always support you! 😌
There's a character in What We do in the Shadows, that was an emotional vampire and literally her schtick was saying the most saddest or heart-wrenching stories in order to get sympathy in order to feed off people's emotions and the energy around it and if that is not Shane Dawson to. a. **T** I don't know what else is...
The few times someone has said to me irl "wow you should start a podcast" I've always felt it carried the catty implication that I'm talking too much so the idea of a therapist saying it is extremely funny
Personally I perform live video essays to people
yes but jenny the difference is u are actually fun to listen to compared to the horrible meat sock puppet that the alien inside shane dawsons brain drives around committing terrible acts on this earth
queen
Idk I listened to your vampire diaries video while working when I've only seen maybe 3 episodes of that show yrs ago.still enjoyed and understood it without needing any visuals.
hi jenny :3
Shane immediately apologizing after every joke he makes is so irritating. He’s so afraid of people getting mad at him, which makes me think he still doesn’t understand what he was criticized for in the first place. He legit doesn’t know what’s crossing the line and what isn’t, which is why he preemptively apologizes.
yepp, mmhm, you’re right! he never looked past the criticism as being “hate,” so he never got to truly understand why he was being criticized in the first place.
Your name and pfp… weirdly similar
this is what happens when you give money to terrible people and they never have to come to terms with themselves and grow and become a good person and just don't get better
It’s not even that he doesn’t understand-he’s actively avoiding understanding because he can’t stand being told he was never right in the first place. He wants everyone to think he doesn’t understand, so they won’t hold him accountable. He’s playing up his “social anxiety” act when he’s truly just a fucking asshole with a diva complex. He thrives on people thinking he’s helpless and stupid, when it couldn’t be further from the truth. Thinking he doesn’t understand helps with the idea that we can’t hold him accountable
Why did I think you said this about Nick lmao. I was so confused like "wait? What did he do? What did I miss?"
Shane’s negative self-talk isn’t insecurity; it’s manipulation. So fans swoop in with praise and adoration. It’s bait for ego feed.
Very truee
This put me off on him for the longest… so gross.
Yup
My mother always called it “going fishing” as in fishing for compliments.
It can be both (it usually is)
There's such a long past of gay men being super misogynist against women that Shane deciding to play in that pond is honestly really gross. He's gross as a general rule, but given his entire ~past, plus that history, I just do not understand why he would even go there.
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As opposed to being super misogynist against not women? 🤔
(Yes I post on Reddit and no you can’t see my username 😎)
@@blazaybla22 alert: edgy transphobe has entered the chat.
@@Mischiefsmama Nah trans women are women. I just thought it was funny in that it was redundant, then made fun of myself for being pedantic
@@Mischiefsmama the definition of misogyny is hatred of women
Sure, people criticize Shane Dawson for being disgusting and problematic, but not enough people point out the fact that he's just not entertaining. He's bad at the one important part of his job. Thank you for making these videos that emphasize how truly incompetent he is.
For real! I said elsewhere that I at least understand with some other creators/actors/singers/filmmakers/whatever when they do something problematic and people go back to their content, at least that content is GOOD. Shane just sucks. This entire video was just him rambling about pizza. Why do people like his content??
Yes!
@@FrenkTheJoy fr when he first made this pizza conspiracy he sandwiched it in between a human trafficking story I mean how awful of a youtuber are you to put those in the same video AND make a follow up years later when it wasnt interesting the first time
Lol what? I find him entertaining lol, ofc anyone who hates him will say that but not everyone agrees.
@@AngelLoure yikes
I've made a promise to myself and all of humanity that I will only engage with Shane's content via your reactions, Nick. No matter how tempting it is to cringe-watch Shane, I swear I never will unless I am being guided through it by Nick.
Same here. I’ll never give shane the views, but I will watch countless commentary videos on it just to see how much of a disaster his channel is
Proud of you:) and if Shane does anything really outrageous, so many TH-camrs will cover it so no worries there!
100%
same plus nicks reaction and roasts are way more satisfying and more entertaining to watch
Giving the pledge right now
Shane's content is the embodiment of "yess girl go give us nothinggg! 💅"
Also his fans are straight up delusional: I saw community posts from him pop up under videos (of you ripping him to shreds??) And the comments were full of support and hype from his video. There were only like 5 comments that brought up the terrible shit he's done and his fans basically said "mind your own business", and "sounds like you're protecting your own dark thoughts"... someone reminded a fan that he's gotten touchy with underage fans and the reply was literally "it's complicated" !?! What the actual fuck lmao
I have to stay away from his comment sections Bc it’s honestly sad, scary, and gross to see his apologists. Way to victim blame CSA survivors, people of color and our allies for... caring about us 🤡
I haven’t seen a single POC in those comments leaving those kind of replies since 2020. Makes ya realize how much of a privilege it is for his actions to not affect certain ppl enough to care 🤷🏾♀️ Obviously I’m sure there’s all sorts of outliers in his ride or dies but yeah no.... I try to stay over here where I won’t be gaslit for having emotional intelligence 🌝
I can't stand him.
I find it beyond surreal. What is it about Shane that attracts this fan base? He is not funny, he is not charming, he is a TERRIBLE editor, calling anything he does "documentaries" is an insult to documentaries, and to make matters worst EVERYTHING ELSE. I do not get it and, honestly, if I were in charge of TH-cam I would remove him. TH-cam makes enough money with other people. This is a terrible business move in the long run because this person does not deserve this size of a platform for being a bad human being and basically having no talent. Sorry to be harsh and not sorry at the same time.
I'm convicted a good chunk of his fan base is either 1. People who can't admit they were wrong about someone all these years, so they double down. 2. Other pedophiles and racists.
@@queentrinicorn9441 they’re also mostly children. Kids *should* know better, but a lot of the time they don’t. It’s not surprising to me his fan base of 8-15 year olds doesn’t take his actions seriously. I personally don’t think it’s delusion, I think it’s immaturity.
I find Shane's treatment of Ryland in this video troubling. Feels very manipulative to flirt with other people in front of your fiance and continuously denigrate the idea of a marriage Ryland clearly really wants. I'm not exactly a Ryland fan but he deserves better than how Shane treats him on camera. I hope their dynamic is different when the camera is off.
Right? Like, I feel kinda bad for him since this has been happening for a little while I think. I never really watched him all that much but the way Shane treats/talks to him a lot of the time is troubling. It'd be one thing if it was just teasing or whatever like what most people do (for instance my friends and I call each other names but only cause we know the other doesn't actually mean it) but it straight up feels like Shane just does it unprompted and Ryland just has to sit there like 👁👄👁 otherwise Shane might get upset then his fans will go crazy on him for upsetting him
BIG agree. I have no love for Ryland, but that shit just sucks. You can tell getting married and having a wedding is REALLY important to Ryland (and, tbh, a LOT of queer people I know are really, really excited about being able to get married and make a really big deal of it.) Shane seems, at best, apathetic about it. It would be one thing if he was morally opposed, which would be super fucked up after *proposing.* If you don't care, just let Ryland do whatever he wants and go along. Instead, he throws jabs at the idea, playing at it not be important, and then MINUTES later flirts with another dude. Like, get your shit together, Shane. Maybe you don't care about the feelings of the entire world, but he should AT LEAST care about the love of his life!!!
@@hippopajamas it is complicated; Shane now resents Ryland for expecting Shane to “need to” marry him after proposing essentially because he needed an emotional beat for a video: because if it’s obvious to the rest of the world that without the money Ryland would have been gone a long time ago, it’s definitely obvious to Shane who hates himself to an unhealthy degree (NB any degree is unhealthy), Ryland knows Shane knows this but ALSO knows that through the cancellation, Ryland and his family were the only thing even slightly humanising Shane - and he knows that Shane knows that Ryland knows (that Shane knows that). It’s a mess and on top of that the move back to LA serves as a possibly unspoken admittance that nobody is interested in growth or change here, but we know Ryland wants half of what Shane’s got, and Shane knows it too, and really this is all just sad.
Except the bits where Nick shows us how incisive and hilarious entertalysis is done every time :D
i know "opposites attract" but i just dont see how shane and ryland are still together. like they're so far apart in terms of differences it's fucking insane to me that they've managed to somehow keep their relationship afloat through 2 cancellations and a pandemic
@@chrislawuk I mean, to be fair, having someone propose to you IS a promise that you're going to marry them. I don't blame Ryland for thinking Shane has to marry him- Shane proposed to HIM. Shane is absolutely allowed to change his mind and decide he's not ready, but then he should buck up and call off the engagement. Of Shane proposed and he knew he wasn't ready, that's manipulative as hell.
I don't know jack shit about their relationship, and I have certainly heard about the Ryland and money issue, but it seems awfully presumptuous to outline their relationship as if their relationship is super shallow and they don't have genuine feelings for eachother. Shane talks a BIG game on camera, including playing up his self hatred, and pushes a certain narrative to his audience. We know this because of how dramatically his personality changed on The Chair.
I'm not here to defend Ryland as, like, a person. The way he stood up for Shane after the vile things he did came to light are enough for me to denounce him. I just don't think his position of "you proposed and are now making it sound like you dont want to marry me and that hurts my feelings" and "please don't flirt with other men" is irrational or wrong.
Shane literally got gropey with children, and people still excuse his actions. It's not just their 'taste' that I question, it's their overall level of intelligence.
There's nothing respectable in watching Shane's content for fun. It's not just a matter of preference, and you're a problem for propping him up if you do (not you OP but Shane's fans)
Yea not just IQ. Its also emotional intelligence. People who support him despite knowing how horrible and cruel he is have poor EQ. They dont understand and dont care how his actions hurt people and is bad. Theyre literal psychopaths like him too.
Shane-“I used to be poor!”
Also Shane- “I’ve literally never seen an imperfect pizza before, must be evil conspiracy set out to ruin my life lol 🤪”
Literally everyone else- “Bro just go to Little Caesars it’s not that hard 🙄”
Shane actually got the conspiracy off the internet, he didn't make it up himself over seeing a weird looking pizza. A lot of ex-Chuckie workers were confirming the theory as well. So Shane looked into it.
On one hand, I'm glad that Shane doesn't get the insanely high amount of views that he used to (like 20-30 million). On the other hand, enough people are willing to excuse his terrible actions that he still easily breaks a million (this latest one seems to be sitting at almost 3 million). I just don't understand.
1. Some excuse it as "dark comedy" 2. Some accepted his "apology" 3. Some are in denial and refuse to let go because they were fans as kids. It is shocking that he still has such a big audience though.
children. aka his target for his gross grooming behaviour
what about jeffree star?? do people still stan that garbage human as well?!
People will almost always make excuses for those they have a bias towards unfortunately. Most of them likely only wanted him gone to begin with because it was the trendy thing to do, (it's very fun to be angry at some internet personality you'll never meet), and now that it's died down they've got right back to it. Their morals are very flimsy.
@@hova8337 yes, with vigor. It's almost like being canceled isn't real
I wish more people would realize that even if you're the kind of person to forgive Shane for the reprehensible shit he's done: HE ISN'T ENTERTAINING OR FUNNY. I can't believe how many people will lay down their moral compass for such boring, useless content
that's the real issue for me. even if his actions over many years weren't morally reprehensible... this is just not fun. nothing happened. there's like -3% creativity employed here.
Thank you 🗣
I used to watch Shane's content but tbh I'm realizing now I only liked Garrett and Andrew lol I could watch them do nothing for hours, without them there is no content
The only reason he used to be as popular is because of the dynamic between Morgan, Garret, and Andrew and I stand by that.
honestly his videos where he was putting barbies in waffle irons were more entertaining than anything he's put out in the past 5 years
When you cut a hot pizza quickly it shifts the pieces around and when the hot cheese cools it can look uneven!! Why is this so hard for people to wrap their heads around?!?!! I work at a gourmet Italian restaurant and sometimes when we are in a rush and the cooks have to cut the pizzas quickly and it can look like that. There’s no fucking conspiracy!!
I don’t know why this infuriates me so much.
Shane Dawson is infuriating in general lol
69!!! Sorry had to 😅 haha
I totally get heated over this “conspiracy” too!! It’s completely ridiculous!! Who would believe this?!! It’s normal pizza!
Stupidity and laziness are infuriating. That and the unwillingness to learn. Your emotions are normal.
Also if that chuck e cheese still isn't letting people eat in, where are they getting the leftover slices of pizza from? Are minimum wage employees breaking into people's houses to steal the extra pizza, because I'm sure that would save them tons of money and couldn't possibly go poorly.
@@glitterberserker1029 yeah, they hire extra staff only to check the dumpsters and steal the leftovers lol
He (Shane) could instead make up stories and make videos telling these stories. It would be ten times more creative.
Shane pretending he’s “not that person anymore” is just ANOTHER way to not take responsibility for who he STILL IS because he’s done no work to change it! Taking a forced break is not self reflection or some deep inner work. This just proves he still hasn’t grown or changed even a little bit.
right? I was just thinking, has he really changed? or has he just made sure the targets for his jokes are adults? yucky
If I hear one more TH-camr say how "scared" they are to go somewhere, eat something, do something, whatever menial thing they're doing, I might scream. You're not preforming an emergency amputation, you're ordering pizza ffs.
yeah there's people with like intense social anxiety that won't order a pizza just because they have to talk to somebody but that's different this just looks like Shane trying to be quirky and quote unquote funny cuz it's not funny
@@blumeiworld I totally get that and I do believe Shane has some anxiety, but these people are choosing to do a thing, choosing to record themselves, then acting like they're about to be un-alived. Like, calm yourself and either do the thing or don't but don't panic about it on camera.
@@blumeiworld Chances are good that if someone is too anxious to make a phone call, they are far, _far_ too anxious to show a recording of themselves to somewhere between 0 and infinity strangers.
@@SpaghettyLuvsUthat’s why I’ve never made a YT or shared my craft even though I desperately want to. I’m just so anxious I don’t even y’know how to function
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Shane’s conspiracy theories are the opposite of the scientific method: find a perfectly normal “phenomenon” and then simply ignore reality until it becomes weird and spooky
Okay. That's hilarious and completely accurate to how Shane 'theorizes' 🤣
Lmaoo
his empirical evidence is him saying "i'm so scared" over and over while he's about to witness the normal phenomenon with spooky music playing in the background
Shane’s process: 1. Film completely normal, mundane thing. 2. Add spooky background music. 3. Edit in cuts of “creepy” stock footage. 4. Upload. Lol
that's how half of conspiracy theories work tho 😬
I think part of the problem with Shane's content (apart from Shane himself lmao) is that if he were honest and just admitted and titled them as VLOGS it wouldn't be as tedious, instead of pretending they're high-concept big deal "documentaries".
Like, people have been posting 30+ min vlogs for years on yt. Just admit that's what you're making.
I commented this idea on a video last year, and a Shane Dawson fan tried to convince me that all his recent videos were documentaries. :/ Especially since the Jeffery Star was basically an multi-vid advertisement, I'm tired of his fans thinking that he makes documentaries, when really they are mislabeled vlogs. I can't think if any of his vids counts as documentaries, I'm pretty sure none of them would pass the scrutiny of film critics looking for typical documentary format. I've taken a few film classes, so I know what to look for.
@@TiffanyVenus I think Shane's soft boi act has fostered a fanbase that feels it must overcompensate for him at all times. Hence his shitty videos being called documentaries for no reason and the ridiculous comments at 26:37 in this video. Anyone who's been on the wrong end of a relationship with a narcissist, like me, should be really disturbed by all of this. Hell, I would hope it looks bad to any rational person. I would feel bad for Shane's fanbase if they didn't have the simple option of not watching his videos, so in my mind they're almost just as bad. There are no redeeming qualities about Shane Dawson whatsoever.
@@therealMrA Oh, you absolutely nailed it. I used to watch his videos, -mostly for Garrett Watts though, and because I didn't know just how shitty a human being he is - Shane definitely vibes as a soft boi. The fact his fanbase goes so far to defend him just re-enforces Shane's behavior, and all the undeserved praise goes straight to his head. I think you should at the very least consider that at least the teen fanbase doesn't know any better and have not yet have dealt with a narcissist, and reserve any judgement for any fans who continually support Shane after all the racist and unhealthy sexual behaviour that was exposed. Shane literally manipulated his fans to hate Bobby Burns to the point where he spiraled down, I remember this because I still was watching at this point. Shane called Bobby a hater, and manipulated Bobby by buying things for him, to feel indebted to him. Bobby made one of the best videos exposing Shane's racism, and when I actually watched the video I was absolutely floored. I stopped watching Shane, after Dramageddon 2, and the moment that D'Angelo Wallace dropped his Shane Dawson video, and combined with his treatment of Bobby, just absolutely made me a Shane hater for life. Ugh it really makes me sick that I watched Shane for so long.
Sadly, it might take some time for his teen fans to realize how fucking manipulative Snake Dawson is, because they will end up growing (hopefully) and seek out better role models while Sahne Dawson keeps being his narcissistic self until he decides to stop making TH-cam videos.
@@TiffanyVenus I do hope none of Shane's teenage fans actually get involved with a narcissist but I also feel like all of them are prime targets unfortunately. I still can't excuse their choice to watch Shane Dawson when it takes almost no effort to replace him with something that has some kind of value (and also isn't racist, sexist, transphobic, ableist, etc.). They think he "needs" them though, so for that reason they'll continue to watch him, and it fails to register how weird it is that a 30+ year old millionaire would need a bunch of teenagers for support so much. Like, girl, he doesn't even know you exist. You wouldn't want him to either.
@@therealMrA I echo your sentiments, I hope his teenage girl audience never have to deal with a narcissist, and sexual abusers. I totally understand your view point of being done with his fans when there are better TH-camrs that can inspire them to grow. When I stopped watching him, (at this point I unfollowed every TH-camr that continued to work with Shane - with the sole exception of Garrett Watts as they stopped being friends), I'm now extremely picky with the TH-camrs I watch, and I try not to follow any influencer drama because I was extremely obsessed with it. I feel so much better now that I focus on wholesome TH-camrs that genuinely care about their audience, and it encourages me to be kinder to myself.
Following Shane definitely did a number on my mental health, so I'm always concerned with how obsessed teens are with the influencers they follow. I hope that they realize how disgusting Shane is.
Sorry to laser-focus on the silliest possible thing, but I worked at Chuck E Cheese when that video came out and we had a sticky note on all the phones about how to respond to calls about it.
If you're wondering, CEC actually made dough fresh every other day (in between days to let it rise). Any pizza you don't finish either goes in the trash or in the cooks mouths, if we're hungry enough. The closest thing to recycled food was me cooking a whole bag of wings instead of exactly 6 wings for a single order, and then keeping the rest of them warm for future orders.
Honestly it's pretty disgusting that employees have to deal with the ramifications of Shane's clickbait fearmongering.
Its idiotic to think thousands of employees are evil and screwing over not only people but small children. also thank you for working a shit job (i got thanked today and im passin it on)
Shane doesn't hate himself, people who hate themselves don't reference it that blatantly, he just knows this is the best way to manipulate his audience into forgiving him. And he's laying it on THICK. Don't fall for this shit people. From anyone.
Two things can be true
I also think he thinks hating yourself is a quirky personality trait that makes you relatable or likeable
Nobody should be criticized for not hating themselves but I agree that Shane's attempted manipulation of his audience is so over-the-top.
I hate myself, and I talk about it with people sometimes. Sometimes I joke about it and bring it up out of nowhere. It's not about manipulation, hating myself is always just at the forefront of my mind. There may be some implicit manipulation going on there, but the compliments don't feel good. They just feel like lies
@@FreeTempest you're forgetting the part where Shane (For the most part) has a young, impressionable audience
“Talking to this guy who probably uses Reddit” the funny thing is- that’s actually Shane’s older brother! I definitely watched Shane growing up so I recognized him immediately, he used to be in videos all the time but suddenly stopped in like 2012/2013 and I never knew why. Not at all surprised that he’s some conspiracy theorist
I recognized him as his brother too ! I remember Shane interviewing him because he’s a “flat earther”
I’m friends with Jerid on Facebook lmao somehow
@@KB-dd5px of course his brother is a flat earther
OMG 😲 THAT WAS JARED?!
wow. he lost weight. seems like him and Shane had a weight exchange or something LOL
i unfortunately watched in my awful teen years. ( wouldn't give him a single view now and dislike him ) but i had no idea that was Jared.
According to a Chuck Entertainment Cheese Co. employee, they use a safety cutter to cut the pizzas that's basically a dull crescent you rock across it to cut it. That's why the slices are janky, because they're basically cut with a rocking horse
Yeah, it genuinely looks that way. If you look at the Chuck E. Cheese website, the slices are uneven so it's not even as if they're pretending their cuts are perfectly uniform.
i definitely don’t think the conspiracy is real but i used to work at dominos and we used the same thing and it’s really easy to cut with and kinda fun to use, like sometimes the peices come out weird if you don’t pay attention but if you’re looking at the pizza it’s easy to cut right
@@angiepangie9106 why don't y'all just use a regular pizza cutter
As in, the one very small children can use without getting hurt? I've literally burned myself on pizza more times than I've been hurt with a rolling pizza cutter, which is zero times
@@LiarJudas666 its bigger than a pizza cutter and cuts faster
@@angiepangie9106 ok? Maybe Domino's one is sharper, maybe the environment is different, maybe the employees aren't being paid well enough to pay attention.
Shane STILL doing the stupid pizza thing makes me so irrationally angry I can’t even explain it. It’s pizza, Shane! It’s not interesting! Why does Shane feel like every single thing he does is I retesting enough to post to TH-cam?
that's another thing about him that irritates me. he seems to think he's the most interesting person in the world. he's so detached from normal every day things
It makes me crazy too!! Chuck E Cheese is a place for children. Why the hell is this grown man so obsessed with their pizza!? 🤯
@@mmcookies8769 maybe it's not the pizza he's obsessed over...
Also if it WAS true, it’s not like the slices themselves are half-eaten. It’s literally less food waste… It’s not like a pizza rots in the 5 minutes it takes for someone to clean up and re-plate it
Yes… We don’t need to know someone’s every thought. Just because something pops into your head doesn’t mean you need to share it. Especially when it’s stupid and boring.
Nick puts his precious braincells at risk for our entertainment
I often forget that people who make hilarious art from bad videos actually have to watch all that stuff multiple times.
they're braver than the US Marines for sure. A martyr for the cause.
warrior
You’re so right about Shane’s attitude toward Ryland. I watched Shane long long ago, and he would do the same thing to his gf Lisa. He’s still doing it! “Can you believe I slept with a GIRL?” She was really pretty and sweet and way too good for him. . He would have Trisha come over, and they would be making sexual jokes the whole time. Then he would be rude af towards Lisa and I had to stop watching him. Idk why he’s like that or why Ryland puts up with it. He can say it’s just “jokes”, but it would get to anyone after a while.
Like I get they have there own lives outside the camera but I wouldnt be able to stand being talked about like that once, let alone everyday publically
Do we ever wonder if Ryland actually deeply hates Shane, but really likes being rich and famous?
Don’t use cerebral, they’re hard to cancel and won’t cover as much as you think. Customer service sucks and is slow to respond when trying to cancel before being charged.
Sorry, Nick
oh yikes... i also looked up their therapist salaries and they are NOT treating them right.
these online therapy companies should pay their therapists instead of buying sponsorships :/
I was thinking I'd heard a warning about cerebral when he mentioned it. Recalled that about the difficulty cancelling.
Yes yes yes!!! And if you are on multiple medications already or have a history of mental illness that's even slightly complex they basically tell you there's nothing they can do. They told me I was already on too much medication and that made me a 'complex case' they couldn't help but had already taken 100 dollars from me thanks
I think it’s safe to say you should be cautious about any sponsorship that requires you to sign up for a membership or a monthly subscription.
Yeah I think these online therapists companies all give me sketchy vibes. Like all the controversy surrounding better help having therapist that weren’t actually qualified at all.
Okay first off, your eye look was so gorgeous it's distracting.
Second off, the Chuck E Cheese thing is hilarious to me as someone who's worked cut table at a pizza chain. It really shows how detached these people are. It's the "How much could a banana cost? Ten dollars?" of conspiracy theories.
“You’ve never actually set foot in a super market have you?”
For real, i worked at a pizza place as well. The pieces slide around a little when you cut it.
I used to work at a major furniture retailer that rhymes with Mayfair and feel very similarly about the conspiracy about shipping kids in cabinets. HOOOOKAYYYYYY that's assuming a whole bunch of competence and coordination that simply cannot exist 😂
@@kafitty Tbh I wouldn’t put it past any significantly sized corporation to be involved in trafficking.
@@kafitty oh that will never not piss me off. At the time, I worked in the child advocacy field and to see people get up in airs about something so obviously fake while basic child abuse prevention tips would go ignored was infuriating. Everyone wants to be a hero, but no one wants to put in the actual work and do the small stuff that matters more.
I felt compelled to tell you that THIS MAKEUP LOOK IS SO GOOD
Hi! Nice to see you btw! Love your content☺️
it’s great how many of the creators i watch overlap
@@AlexisTwoLastNames rigghhtt!
It was a good look!
I got a serotonin boost every time I click on a Nick video and then realize he's got eyelashes on
Isn't it just possible that Shane just got used to, like, flirting with his teenage girl audience through the camera and doesn't know how to NOT be weird when he's making cameratalk?
Like, either that or he's just in love with the sound of his own voice.
I think he's trying to mimic his banter with Andrew. But the camera man isn't Andrew. So it's weird. That's my theory anyway! 😅
Or he just wants to bone chris like it doesn't have to be deep
@@pepsi2471 Where is Andrew anyway?
@@XxPeaceNinjaxX Last I checked he and Garrett were making a podcast on youtube, but I have trouble paying attention to podcasts so I wouldn't know if they're still making it..
“POV: Shane is inviting you to be their third and Ryan is not cooperating” i don’t know why but I had to pause the video and laugh for a solid 3 minutes
What a hellish scenario lol
It’s so insane to me that I ever liked Shane’s content. Everything I used to find endearing about him I now find cringey as hell. Also I will be referring to him as a packaged roll of Jimmy Dean’s sausage from now on.
It is an insult to his fiancé to flirt with his camera man like that. I think Shane is having second thoughts about getting married.
Can ya blame him Rylands just his boytoy goldddigger thats sometimes a cat for him
@@ghoulishtoad to be honest anyone willing to put up with his bullshit 24/7 and manage to support him through all of his scandals deserves to get paid
He's also super blind to how much attention wedding content would net him. People eat that romance stuff up.
They’ve been engaged for so long now that’s a bad sign to me
@@expensivepink7 I don't think a long engagement is necessarily a bad sign in all cases, but from what I know of Shane I honestly wouldn't be surprised if he only proposed to Ryland to get clicks and now he's annoyed that Ryland keeps bringing up the idea of an actual wedding
I'll always have Shane Dawson's shittiness to thank for bringing me to Nick's channel back in 2020
feels like just yesterday!
Same❤️
Literally the best thing that ever came from Shane.
Samsies!
I know that there WAS a time before I had Nick in my life, but I genuinely don't remember what it was like anymore haha.
"It's crazy for me to even think about where the genitals belong on a creature like you."
Firstly, thank you for the new pick up line, Nick, can't wait to use that one. Secondly, never a truer sentence uttered in relation to Shane Dawson than this.
I loved that one. Nick truly doesn't give af about Shane or Shane's fans anymore
'Creature' describes him exactly. Huge red Swamp creature.
ryland calling shane a bear is an insult to bears everywhere, how dare he
It’s generally a good trait to forgive someone. But the person you’re forgiving has to earn it, of which Shane has shown 0% of that.
Exactly
Shane's really trying to distract everyone from his garbage behavior at every turn
So far all of his videos have been "remember that time people actually liked me? I'm going to recreate it but with way less effort and self awareness."
@@jalapeno1119 And what is Ryland really thinking these days ...
distract people from your garbage behavior by making garbage content. like nestle making the m&m's "unsexy" to distract everyone from the child labor lawsuits
garbage content garbage behavior
also the fact that his original chuck E cheese video was supposed to be a serious documentary about his friend's abusive relationship that almost got her son trafficked, but somehow this is the most important takeaway from the video lmao
YES, that story was both interesting and important, so the fact that it got mixed in with a fucking pizza conspiracy theory felt very disrespectful. It should've been a dedicated video.
@@KreeZafi I agree, I get wanting some comedic relief or something with such a heavy topic but not when the conspiracy takes up just as much time if not more than the story itself...made no sense to combine the two topics
@@reilly4678 Yeah exactly, and the way all three stories in that video sort of overlapped was really distasteful, how sometimes you could hear her talk about this seriously horrific experience while there's a shot on screen of Shane photographing pizza. Like come on.
WAIT WHAT???
@@osml yeah shane had made a long documentary style video with his friend Brittney to talk about her escaping her abuser and he snuck in a Chuck E Cheese conspiracy throughout the video for some reason
Shane uses 'disclaimer', 'parody', and 'satire' like people start sentences with 'no offence, but'. He feels that inkling that he shouldn't say what he's saying but then instead of not saying it, like an adult, he adds a throw away statement to inure himself to any liability. He has zero concern whether what he says causes harm, only if it comes back to him.
What upset me the most about his “moon water” is that it’s no longer moon water once the sun is out 🤦🏼♀️ now it’s sun water.
Being canceled isn’t something you “fix” it’s something you learn from
Shane wants to go viral again so damn bad with all these clickbait titles. The haunting, the lawsuit, you can tell he wants to do another doc series on something but nothing is interesting enough
No, HE'S not interesting enough.
@@christi2993 exactly. There are many youtubers that talk about shit I don't care about AT ALL but because they are good at talking about different topics I enjoy the video anyways. Shane doesn't have that quality
@@hoykfnvnnesnxnnensncjforkx1616 He's also just reprehensible so that might have something to do with it lol
Aside from being a garbage human being, he literally has no creativity in the stuff he puts out. He’s NOT funny and NOT entertaining in the slightest.
We have the same name lmaooo I was like wait I don’t remember commenting this
This just proves Shane Dawson has never lived in NY, where there’s a mom and pop’s pizza place in every corner. Never understood his weird obsession over the pizza slices being a bit different in size.
don't let shane see this he'll make a conspiracy video about that too 😰
Don’t give him ideas!! We don’t want him here!!
girl I have really really intense OCD and I have never been bothered about my pizza slices being different size
i saw on a comment on another video that the reason the slices are like that was because they use a different kind of cutter to protect the employees’ fingers
Did he claim to live in New York? Just confused why we are proving he didn’t live there 🙈
"I don't trust anyone who likes Chris Pratt." 🤣 That made me honk laugh so loud I startled my dog.
This is generally a good measure for who to trust.
... why tho?? Did something happen?
@@tonichan89 a lot of things. Including trying to get rid of his cat via twitter, rumors of parties with underage teens (idk the details), and being associated with a very problematic church. I mm sure there is more.
@@glitterpony8379 adding to that, his brother (who's also a cop) is pretty out far right extremist who supported the storming of the capitol and as far as i know chris pratt hasn't condemned that in any way which is a bit sus
@@glitterpony8379 Idk, Chris Pratt's church seems pretty typical of any church to me
This is a comment on how churches are fucked up and not in defense of Chris Pratt or his church, just so that's clear lol
I love how this is how bad Shane’s content has ALWAYS been but people only started to notice over the last 2 years. It’s always been minimal effort, minimal to zero structure at all, jokes that are only funny to him and his “friends”, and just generally trash with ads. But at least people have finally started to call it out I guess.
You're practically my spirit animal in this case. He's made nothing but garbage for over a decade and the reaming he takes with each new creation is a new thing, somehow. I still relish it and yearn for the day Shane has to actually pay for all the fucked up shit he's said and done. Oh, and he's not talented whatsoever.
I think the reason why nobody noticed (other than being young) is because 4/5 years ago he had Garrett and Drew who were both genuinely funny, had great chemistry, and were able to make jokes with each other without tearing the other down unlike Shane who seemed to hate Garrett and was basically bullying him the entire time. In retrospect, Garrett and Drew were the actual talent and Shane was the producer who slapped his name on the poster and took all the credit
@@aimeperez469 yeah I seen a lot of people saying that garret and drew carried Shane content.
@@Lemoncakelover678 They really did. They would make actually jokes about what was going on while Shane would just be in the background yelling "same!" and "me!" He was like DJ Khaled but worse
My grandma was the manager at Chuck E. Cheese until I was 18-19 and I spent like every weekday there as a child after school. A lot of my family members worked there and some still work there. So some inside info-
1. It is an old kind of pizza cutter you can figure that out with like 10 seconds of research.
2. They put in an INSANE amount of effort to keep that place clean and inviting for everyone. You can tell a good location from a bad one very easily.
3. This controversy and covid really hurt the company's numbers and attendance. So bringing it back up AGAIN is cruel.
4. This stupid rumor made people like my mams who dedicated her entire life to making an awesome location and not only entertaining kids but making sure to take care of her employees- really really sad and frustrated. So I can't help but go off whenever I hear idiots bringing this up.
Your grandma is a hero and I love her and I'm sorry Shane made her life harder
Thank you for being a vessel to safely observe the disgust that is that human being. I can't see that content directly without feeling like I've helped prop up a garbage person.
Same. If only that garbage human being still didn’t have a large fan base, though. It saddens and sickens me how delusional some people are.
Tell us how you really feel 🤣🤣🤣
How can he not figure out that the pizza’s are like that because they pay minimum wage, he’s been thinking about this for years
It's just so weird? Especially since Chuck E. Cheese is a place for little kids. Why does he care so much about the pizza? The pizza isn't even the main attraction to that place, imo. The games are. Looking at the official Chuck E. Cheese website, it's not as if they even make it out as if their pizza slices are going to be perfectly even and pretty.
@@heatherduke5410 @Heather Duke because probably little kids are the only ones gullible enough to fall for this conspiracy and perpetuate it. And a lot of Shane's newer audience are younger so he's appealing to them.
maybe, disgusting to even think about, Shane wants to be close to kids. Chucky Cheese is basically a indoor playground and Shane is way too invested.
I love the fact that I can enjoy the guilty pleasure of dipping my toes in the morbid curiosity surrounding Shane Dawson scandals without contributing to Shane's view counts.
Thanks Nick. You are doing the Lord's work. 😂
The weird and honestly kind of disturbing thing I found with the whole pizza video originally was that he chose to edit the footage to whiplash back and forth between the forced pizza conspiracy and a human trafficking case with someone who he claimed to be friends with. Like, a lesson in how to say you don't really care about this very serious thing or your friend who was still dealing with it without saying you don't care because you're an "empath".
you saying that Shane talking negatively about himself probably makes others feel bad about yourself reminded me that Shane's jokes about women's bodies literally fueled my body dysmorphia for Years. I first noticed my lower stomach (and then became obsessed with it) because of a throwaway joke he made. Thanks Shane!!
I think I feel sorry for Ryland for getting stuck with Shane. Like I know it was his choice but at the same time I already gotta deal with my own problems I couldn’t imagine having to pamper someone stuck up like Shane who then spends his videos excusing why he won’t marry you and flirting with the cameraman.
right?? every time i see ryland in these videos it’s always him “joking” about something like not liking moving back to colorado, and as you mention not getting married and shane flirting with the cameraman etc and it’s fucking dripping in resentment. like it’s so obvious to me that he’s unhappy! i think he feels trapped. still don’t like him lol but i bet it’s a shitty situation to be in
also personally i read shane as a bit of a covert narcissist - they can cycle between idealising and devaluing you so much that it makes it hard to see things clearly and leave. idk why but i get that vibe. and i guess as his career is kinda tied to shane too that adds another layer
ryland is still a horrible person. hes an enabler.
Shane cant make good content because he has NO genuine personality whatsoever. I met him at work years ago long before he was "cancelled" and it was like being in the presence of a broken lamp. He just stood there, devoid of all human-like qualities.
Please tell me more. He just didn't interact with people?
9:10 “and that’s the way the cookie…is” I actually choked on my drink lmao
Me too😂😂😂
They did the right thing. 😌 I couldn't listen to the c-word get said even one more time
I wasn’t a big Shane fan to begin with and quickly realized what I liked was solely Andrew, Morgan and especially Garret! Now that he doesn’t have them in his video I can’t and don’t want to waste my time or energy. I agree with everything you said here. This was SO awkward with hitting on Chris and the whole vagina dream and basically refusing to marry ryland. Also all the negative self talk is SO old and worn and needs to be put in a dumpster fire! I’m honestly sad he’s “back” I don’t wish I’ll on him but he doesn’t need a public platform
One of the really illuminating parts of Shane’s video was when ryland brought up that Shane didn’t snort when he laughed anymore, but as soon as the camera came on it was snort city
I'm tired of being embarrassed that I once liked Shane Dawson! SMH
By the way you should do breakdowns of 80s movies coming of age movies like Pretty in pink and 16 candles because I feel like they aged terrible. And do Ghost and Dirty Dancing (I love these two movies but I want to know if I see them in a starry eyed lense)
Ugh yes! Or St Elmo’s Fire!!
Omg YES! I recently rewatched 16 Candles and hoooo boy it was crazy how completely offensive it was. Not only the ridiculously racist Long Duk Dong scenes, but Anthony Michael Hall's character just casually date-raping someone. Unreal.
agreed!
except heathers. which, ironically is probably the LEAST problematic of these despite being horrifically problematic in its base premise lol.
idc i just don’t wanna hear anyone trash that movie. it’s too iconic
The “they’re my aunt Edna’s” scene from Ghost still holds up as being hilarious to me. 😂
@@cootermarie7631 omg remember that scene in Breakfast club where John bender looks at Claire's private/underwear? And the actresses who played Claire was underage and the actor who played bender was much older. Apparently the picture shown of the underwear was of a different person but still weird....... Hollywood is weird. I feel like John Hughes had a weird obsession with Molly Ringwald and Anthony Michael Hall and was disappointed when they stopped working with him to pursue their careers in different directions. Like he wrote 16 candles for Molly Ringwald.
14 year old me was so dumb. Every time I watch someone talk on Shane I genuinely feel so gross and dumb for ever watching Shane.
I'm old. When I was young I loved Kids in the Hall and it turns out they did black face. I don't love them anymore.
You were a kid- the exact audience he was an expert at manipulating. You grew and learned better and tbh? Shane's current rabid adult audience just proves that's not a universal development.
Ngl I loved Shane around that age. I'm now 20 n disgusted by him and the majority of his content. So I feel u
you were a kid and manipulate d / groomed through a parasocial relationship.
it's not your fault and this phenomenon of internet fame is still new.
I'm glad you were able to see Shane's sick behavior and bad intentions.
I feel so sad for all the people who still stan Shane, especially grown-ups.
The reason Shane loves his camera operators so much is because he mistakes them for his own reflection
oof. that hit. 🎤⤵️👏🏼
Fuckin BURN! 🚒🚒
Narciss' legend all over again ✨
As someone who worked in a lotta kitchens, the food that’s brought back might get eaten.. by staff lmao if it’s not tossed out, a hungry employee usually takes at least an untouched pizza slice because a lot of places are trying to take a free meal during an 8hr shift away
17:07 not only SOUNDS ludicrous. It’s practically unheard of. Almost every national food chain in the US THROWS AWAY uneaten food at the end of the night. And it’s to the point where you can get in trouble with the company if you’re caught so much as eating said uneaten food
The way people bend over backwards to defend this man when the content he puts out has a negative zero value of humour and quality is insane to me 😭 "Separating the art from the artist" is an argument for problematic people who actually have some talent. There is no art to be found in Shane's content.
its true hard to invoke death of the author when ur not talking abt something that in any way resembles art..
Chris Pratt is a whole insurrectionist and I get so much h8 for calling out his very suspicious white supremacist/nationalist tendencies, so I'm feeling validated by this vid
Wait huh?? What insurrectionist thing did he do??
okay but can we talk about how great nick's eye makeup looks? so pretty!
Yaaaaaassss. I am here for this.
also the fact that he keeps implying that he beat “cancel culture” and has successfully came back after self reflection…like all he did was upload a shitty apology video 2 years ago and hide 😭 that’s the most cringe thing about these videos. i’d almost prefer he didn’t even acknowledge that
remember when shane cried about being poor while having MULTIPLE million dollar mansions that he didnt use??? yeah.....
Um... isn't it literally illegal to not disclose sponsors on TH-cam??? If those cookies are sponsored, I hope Shane posted so in the description of the video. I don't want to check because I'd have to actually click on the video.
Also, Jeffree's cameraman is named Chris. Is this the same guy?
I think Jeffre's cameraman is British, but I'm not sure
Christian is Jeffrees camera man and I could be wrong but I always thought it was Nates brother 🤔
i had a nightmare last night that i was shane dawson's manager and it went BAD
i want to sue him for emotional damages but i don't think the law applies to dreams
I had a dream a few nights ago that Shane and Ryland interrupted my conversation with my grandma. Rude.
That's fucked up, it should apply to dreams if Shane is involved
YES!!! MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY!!! Shane may be working on some stuff that his fans want, my question is why are there even enough fans left to request more lazy conspiracy content that is already overdone on TH-cam?? And just watching a few minutes of this makes it clear that he never plans to change... Like, did he really call Ryland a f*g on camera? Even though it is bleeped out that is still in incredibly poor taste, especially since he has been cancelled for discriminating against just about every minority on the planet... And I am just mind-blown by the fact he wants to do another podcast.
I dunno... MAYBE he doesn't deserve to be completely deplatformed, but I will stand by the fact that Shane doesn't deserve to be back in the spotlight again.
Shane was really like "i'm bisexual so i can call my fiancé a slur on camera :)" like...even if that _was_ their relationship and it was something they were both okay with, that's the kind of joke you edit out, at the very least so your primarily straight audience doesn't start getting ideas that that's an okay thing to do.
He "maybe" doesn't deserve being executed. He absolutely should not have any media presence
I don’t know why I went to Shane’s video but Nick was the one who bleeped out the word. Shane really straight up called Ryland “a loud, whiny f slur” no bleep and no hesitation. I don’t know why I thought Shane would say it and laugh about it but still have the decency to censor it, but I clicked off when I realised. Thought I’d point that out.
@@LiarJudas666 Yeah. Honestly that's mostly how I feel.
@@hollyelizabethrose So it wasn't bleeped out in the original video?!! How us he getting away with that?!!
I feel bad for the worker who had to carry that pizza out to him. He probably didn't even know they were filming.
i thought that was ryland?
@@killian1158 that was ryland.
I truly hate the way Shane and this friends talk about female anatomy. They talk like it is completely separate from the person. It gives me creepy misogynistic vibes
It grossed me tf out 🤮 why would he leave that in?
@@Krista1030 especially when he is trying to pretend he has changed. Dude, it looks bad
Every day I thank god that even as a 12 year old idiot who thought Fred was the height of comedy, I took one look at Shane's content and went "...this is racist and unfunny" and never watched him.
Oh my god same. I watched Fred like everyday after middle school and Shane's Fred is Ded video was recommended to me. I watched it and was disgusted by him.
I was forced to watch the Fred movie as a babysitter of a young child with bad taste and…yikes. BUT I watch Lucas Cruikshank now and he’s lovely and makes my day, highly recommend! ☺️
Period!
Same, only with less confidence due to depression and anxiety lol
@@jalapeno1119 Fred is Dead got me grounded when I was 7 💀 I was looking for the icarly episode and I found Shane and my mom said I could never watch Fred again and I drew him, put it on my wall and cried
Omg binging nick and a notification of a nick video!!! Heaven! I want to see nick direct a movie with a huge budget. It would be a masterpiece. Everything he says is constructive and brilliant…this channel has gotten me through a lot and I’m obsessed with this safe space on TH-cam.
Same thing just happened to me too! And full agree!
Same girl same! He's the best
deep appreciation for nick verbally beating back shane’s sweaty swamp of a channel to make his tasteless anti-content somehow entertaining.
samee fr all of this
How did you put a bone in your username?
The most baffling thing about all of this is how people are still somehow convinced that Shane is a charismatic and likeable person
Thank you for your sacrifice of watching Shane's terrible content for the rest of us.
I love that Nick doesn't sugarcoat sh*t when it comes to Shane. Shane hasn't changed, he's just wearing a mask. I'd bet my life on it that he still makes horribly offensive racist jokes in private company. People don't change when they don't see the problem themselves.
Nick's description of normal pizza behavior totally destroyed Shane's anti-ChuckECheese psyop with facts and logic.
It'd crazy to me how quickly the world became absolutely OBSESSED with Shane then almost as quickly had utter hatred for him lmao.
All of this enabling creeps nonsense while they laugh off the fact they should be in jail for committing felonies while continuing to not try is so tired. heard for sure. I appreciate how useful your sponsorships are. Enjoy seeing you, be safe and all 🍀
Nice makeup color too
Maybe I’m out of the loop but what felonies has he actually committed?
@@b.r.v.8609 someone that grooms children and takes advantage and assaults animals and viciously threatens people should be considered as someone that committed felonies
@@xryxix ok he’s ACTUALLY done those things? Or made jokes about it. Idk dude I feel like throwing the term “committing felonies” around while that doesn’t actually describe the situation makes people take it less seriously. He certainly doesn’t deserve to have an audience but I have yet to see any proof that he’s actually assaulted children or animals. I’m far from defending the piece of shit but I need to see some more info from you before I believe what you’re saying.
@@b.r.v.8609 he was literally in cha/rooms in daily motion eliciting pictures from minors and continues to cater to underage people while talking heavily about sex in his videos even now as a 35 year old man in his latest video about nothing and joking about having a lawsuit when he really should be sued, he made sexual things about minors for the public as an adult the whole time and harassed women if you want you can see all my videos on shane Dawson's nonsense it's not something to be enabled
i have never audibly gasped so many times during a video in my entire life. you served this man a humble pie the size of a CONTINENT!!! i’m in a state of pure catharsis rn
GET HIM!!! GET HIS ASS!!!!
abso love this comment
I worked at this one diner that told us to take the leftover biscuits from tables and give it to the next customer that came in. Only if it looked like the previous customer didnt do anything with it, but that's still disgusting so I absolutely believe a restaurant would do this but chuck e cheese doesnt look like it lol
I suspect that a lot of his viewers are the adult children who grew up watching him. He essentially normalized his behavior in their minds.
Nick you said the word 'climax' and didn't even pterodactyl laugh, now how are we supposed to find you entertaining and relatable? /s
Omg yes
Honestly I have a very 12-year-old sense of humor that consists of a lot of innuendo, and even I think Shane needs to chill the fuck out and learn to speak normally without pausing every other sentence to laugh at a word
@@KreeZafi Oh yeah, I can definitely laugh at that stuff too! But it's just too obvious how hard Shane tries while he's really just going for the easy laughs
I'm with everyone in this comment section, Thank god for Shane Dawson's unwillingness to let his channel die with dignity, so that you can continue to make videos about him, I was here before the original videos last year but they are some of my favorites of yours lol
I can’t believe TH-cam didn’t just remove his channel given all that he’s done. Demonetization is not enough because what he did was just straight up criminal and disgusting.
@@daniellavaladez7820 I think they won't because awful content like his is how TH-cam got as big as it did :(
3 grown men making an entire video around them talking about, ordering, picking up, and eating pizza from a child's restaurant....riveting...
I really respect and appreciate the fact that despite your feelings towards shane, you believe he's perfectly ok. (physical appearance). Love that you encourage self love and positive self body image. You let us know we're perfect and Beautiful. Instead of bullying him and other people who struggle with self image. I truly admire and respect you Nick. You're beautiful. Keep shining bright ❤️
I worked at chuck e cheese when the pizza video came out and it made my job so horrible 😭😭 that pizza was too expensive and ppl didn't leave it behind ever. Also i had to sign a paper saying i wouldn't talk about it to customers if they asked. WHICH THEY DID OFTEN !! And we had to throw away buffet pizza in front of ppl instead of employees being able to eat the leftovers
I spent most of the day in the ER (without a phone charger) dreaming of coming home to watch some Nick videos and there’s a new one to watch. I’m so excited. This is my comfort place. 💕
im glad you're home and hope you're resting comfortably!! take care!!
I hope you are okay and doing better soon!
I had surgery last week 💚 feel better!
get well soon, fellow subscriber! ✨
My first thought when this popped up on my timeline was not "oh that's a surprise, where has he been?" It was "I need to plan my week around Nick posting the commentary on this dumpster fire" The perfect side dish to go with my dinner tonight. I'm ready king
I have no idea who this Shane Dawson person is, but your explanation of the economics of what it would cost a pizza chain to piece together and re-sell left-behind pizza slices absolutely sent me. I was trying to brush my teeth but I was in tears and couldn’t breathe.
ashamed to admit that i watched shane in 2019. proud to say that i literally went to a chuck e cheese with my friend and my brother because that theory was so bananas to me and so easy to check for myself (and it was just a fun time regardless haha). the pizzas looked completely and totally normal (obviously lol) and it was actually pretty good
Not sure if the extra glam look was a subtle flex on Shane's, uh... "skills" and "experience" with makeup, but I'm living for it regardless. Especially since I had to see Shane pulling a face he thinks is hilarious and will help one of his "jokes" land better and somehow be magically funny all of a sudden more than once. It's a much needed counterbalance and keeps me from dying on the inside completely.
your videos are the only ones i feel like i can watch all the way through. like i’d watch you analyze a grocery list and still be entertained
Does Nick know that the bald dude from the beginning of the Shane video talking about the simulation theory is LITERALLY shanes brother? bc that makes what Nick said 100x funnier
In love with the transition from Nick being hesitant to say anything too cutting about shane in the first few videos, into the opening line of the video being a dunk on him. He is fed up and I love it
its so disgusting because he helped grooming a lot of little girls but then acts as if touching a woman would be disgusting, like why did you kiss one of your underage fans? I hate that he still has a platform
I still cant get over this cameraman trying so hard to be Andrew. I refuse to watch Shane anymore but through your videos I can roll my eyes without feeling guilty XD
I’m so frustrated that so many people don’t understand how boring and problematic Shane still is. I hate watched it in anticipation of a clip breakdown and you don’t disappoint.
So you just gave him a boost. Don't hate watch, why would you give your support to someone you despise?
completely agree with you but like, as the above comment mentions, adsense revenue doesn’t care whether you hate watch or regular watch a video lol
Honestly I have been rewatching all your videos because they are comforting. Even the old toy reviews. I just really appreciate your sense of humor and will always support you! 😌
❤️ yes!
OMG SAME!
as a hearing impaired subscriber I appreciate the added subtitles and audiomix of most videos!
There's a character in What We do in the Shadows, that was an emotional vampire and literally her schtick was saying the most saddest or heart-wrenching stories in order to get sympathy in order to feed off people's emotions and the energy around it and if that is not Shane Dawson to. a. **T** I don't know what else is...
There’s something so satisfying about hearing you brutally rip on Shane because not enough larger creators do it honestly