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  • @Tustin2121
    @Tustin2121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    This movie is the best thing to put on when you need to do anything else but watch it.

  • @jasonb6783
    @jasonb6783 8 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    "I wanna hurt this movie, but I can never hurt it the way it hurt me."
    ~C. T. Robot

    • @dustincantrell6712
      @dustincantrell6712 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You're a really cute little puppy dog. I just have 1 question. How do u hold your smart phone?

    • @PhilBagels
      @PhilBagels 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@dustincantrell6712 He uses a paws-free phone.

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's one adorable puppy.

  • @jean-paulaudette9246
    @jean-paulaudette9246 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "She's blind, you know. Ever since her husband got killed in the war."
    "Makes sense."

  • @montyburns9991
    @montyburns9991 11 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    Am I only the only who thinks that the "Night Train to Mundo Fine" song at the start is the highlight of this movie? Kind of like it actually.

    • @Oppeldeldoc1
      @Oppeldeldoc1 11 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Also that strange instrumental version at the end. It took me till this time to realize it was the same tune.

    • @dustincantrell6712
      @dustincantrell6712 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yeah. That song is the only good thing about this movie.

    • @alecfoster6653
      @alecfoster6653 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You bet! Sounds like John Carradine sang this.

    • @CornedBeefSurprise
      @CornedBeefSurprise 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      It's a couple of drafts and some professional musicians away from being a pretty decent gunfighter ballad.

    • @xaraxen
      @xaraxen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alecfoster6653 David Carradine's dad.

  • @jacknewman9256
    @jacknewman9256 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Every job interview I always introduce myself by saying "I'm Cherokee Jack!"
    Just fyi, I now believe this is not a good idea.

  • @civlyzed
    @civlyzed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Ahhh, Red Zone Cuba. This was the first episode I purchased from Rhino on VHS. I still have a box full of 'em.

  • @jojobaggins9224
    @jojobaggins9224 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I like how he just flat out says "bay of pigs" as if to clear up any possible confusion as to what we just witnessed

    • @dougjb7848
      @dougjb7848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @moon dawg
      I’m Cherokee Jack!

    • @celticprideisstillalive8766
      @celticprideisstillalive8766 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah, bay of pigs, brother, right on!

    • @jawarholol4651
      @jawarholol4651 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      The Beast of Yucca Flats is even worse: "push a button, things happen."

    • @elusiverobertdenby3000
      @elusiverobertdenby3000 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​@@jawarholol4651 flag on the moon. how did it get there.

    • @walterwright8454
      @walterwright8454 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@dougjb7848 Just another Hollywood pretty boy....

  • @AK-lg8fj
    @AK-lg8fj 8 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    All day MST3K is the best cure to a hangover on a Sunday.

  • @samanthasteerman980
    @samanthasteerman980 10 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    I don't know what I'd do without MST3K...

    • @drxcreatures
      @drxcreatures 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yea :)

    • @davidturbo8566
      @davidturbo8566 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Can I play with you ?

    • @ericsilva4472
      @ericsilva4472 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      1:45 the way Crow laughs when Mike says, "69"
      I'm gonna pass out lmao

    • @renaesmith9944
      @renaesmith9944 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      same here it always Cheers me up!😊

    • @glockerbob
      @glockerbob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Its tha shit.

  • @Liberated_from_Religion
    @Liberated_from_Religion 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The most painful MST3K movies have the best jokes. Thanks!

  • @DJPenguino51
    @DJPenguino51 11 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    "This film DARES you to watch it!", Crow T Robot

    • @Kinnakeeter
      @Kinnakeeter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "There's 80,000 of them and 7 of us"

    • @DJPenguino51
      @DJPenguino51 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Kinnakeeter At 12:15 we're captured!

  • @LisaSimpsonRules
    @LisaSimpsonRules 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    What I like about Cuba is everything that is shown in this film: Havana, the dancing, Copacabana, the beaches, the seafood, the happiness of the people walking of the promenades and walkabous, the sound of Spanish... All that gets shown in this film.

  • @steaspen
    @steaspen 10 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    One of my friends in college saw this movie only once. Whenever I said the name, Red Zone Cuba he would get mad and sigh in disgust. The more I brought it up the angrier he became. Just shows how deeply this movie can scar people.

  • @nonprofitgirl
    @nonprofitgirl ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I LOVE how they call each other HONEY now and then..even now in RiffTrax live shows. :) hilarious

  • @jonathankleinow2073
    @jonathankleinow2073 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "Oh, it's martial law in Rat's Ass, Missouri!" is still one of my favorite lines ever.

  • @Olinlb
    @Olinlb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "Yea it was a real tragedy; hey pass the salt there will ya" 😂😂 love mike

  • @Kinnakeeter
    @Kinnakeeter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    The jokes about Coleman Francis' striking resemblance to Curly from The Three Stooges is spot on and priceless.

  • @hebneh
    @hebneh หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    If I had paid actual money to sit through this in a theater, I would've been mighty aggravated.

  • @ericcantwell5582
    @ericcantwell5582 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    It's interesting how Coleman Francis has a look that fits exactly with what you would expect him to look like, when considering the artistic temperament of his movies.

    • @notinspectorgadget
      @notinspectorgadget ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Every film of his that I've seen (so only the ones featured on mst3k) feel like they're this 🤏 close to being home movies.

    • @ericcantwell5582
      @ericcantwell5582 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@notinspectorgadget Absolutely flat movies.

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Evil Curly.

  • @LordBinky2
    @LordBinky2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    this movie shows that there really is no limit to the horrors man can create

    • @christopherrichardson2945
      @christopherrichardson2945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@KaladinVegapunk Nelson is definitely my favorite; I still enjoy Joel, but not as much as Mike

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's a pity Mike turned out to be a wacky fundie.

    • @djt8937
      @djt8937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@KaladinVegapunk Agreed. Joel seemed to hover around random '70s product references in his jokes, or overtly school kid age mindset. Still enjoy his work, after all this is his creation, but Mike's sense of humor and delivery is more in harmony with the shows premise.

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MinscFromBaldursGate92 mike is the only guy i ever heard to admit to unironically listen to Dennis prager

    • @googlemyself4091
      @googlemyself4091 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@djt8937 You do realize Mike wrote those jokes for Joel right?

  • @melmo112083
    @melmo112083 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    "Women be different than men!"
    "Word."

    • @johnny1963ify
      @johnny1963ify 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What??

    • @aedwardsss
      @aedwardsss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s the best line of the movie! 😂

    • @Kinnakeeter
      @Kinnakeeter 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "I know this sounds crazy but could you choke me again?"

  • @RyKells
    @RyKells 9 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    To be blessed with an instrument like that....

    • @veasnasamreth8635
      @veasnasamreth8635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Am I only the only who thinks that the "Night Train to Mundo Fine" song at the start is the highlight of this movie? Kind of like it actually.

  • @cellytron
    @cellytron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I’m not sure what kind of place I was in in my life. But I watched this episode of mst3k every day.
    My phone only had 8 gb of storage and I didn’t have internet at my house. I made sure this episode was on my phone so I could watch it every single day.
    Looking back, did this keep me sane? Or was it clear evidence that I was not sane at all?
    Flag on the moon. Who put it there?

    • @raptorrex7694
      @raptorrex7694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Water. Thirsty. Sick Man

    • @teresas8173
      @teresas8173 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I watch this episode often. Even for background noise at times, to help me sleep, and to just escape from life …so, yeah often, quite often.

  • @drmabeuse
    @drmabeuse 8 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Coleman really outdoes himself in terms of utter pointlessness. The movie makes me think that some rich Cuban expat was offering dough for movies about the Bay of Pigs fiasco and Francis, well, he had some film left in his camera after shooting some scenes with his friends and... The epic futility of RZC galvanizing. Plus it includes Coleman Francis' trademark "shot from an aircraft" ending. (See "The Skydivers")

    • @jamesgoward5687
      @jamesgoward5687 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There is also the dad getting shot at from a small plane in “The Beast of Yucca Flats”

  • @johnbull5394
    @johnbull5394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    We're being a bit harsh on this film, aren't we?
    It's not as good as "The Day the Earth Caught Fire", "Peeping Tom", "I am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang", or even "First Man into Space" or indeed ANY film produced 70-100 years later, but when you consider "Red Zone Cuba" dates back to 1865 when the whole film industry was in its infancy, it's a reasonable effort. The fact that this film caused the Spanish Flu, the rise of the Third Reich, and the Hindenberg disaster is mere collateral damage.

  • @rcknhrse
    @rcknhrse 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    my father was a can opener,my mother was a wood duck. i think my fav mst3 k line ever!

  • @sethsassy
    @sethsassy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I'm not sure why but every once in a while I can hear clear as day inside my head "bea-ut-a-ful broad" or "Im Cherokee Jack" for no real reason and then I have to watch red zone Cuba, yet again.

    • @djt8937
      @djt8937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      For me it's
      Watta
      Thoisty
      Sick man

    • @buckeyeschmave
      @buckeyeschmave 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's a hazel nut sumatra blend, I think you'll like it.

    • @ramseydoon8277
      @ramseydoon8277 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm Cherokee Jack!

    • @kelvintorrence5994
      @kelvintorrence5994 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@ramseydoon8277hes the best 1 in this movie the best jerry

  • @jamesmorris1657
    @jamesmorris1657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Between the quarantine and election stress these movies give me much needed relief!

  • @coasttocoast451
    @coasttocoast451 10 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Another Coleman Francis masterpiece with his trademark ending. Characters without a hint of due process being gunned down from a low-flying aircraft.

  • @applemask
    @applemask 8 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Have some random trivia. Yat-tat-ta-da-da-da-FACT: Tom Hanson (Chastain) went on to emulate Coleman and direct terrible films of his own, one of which was about the Zodiac Killer and starred Doodles Weaver, whose name was misspelled as Doddles in the credits. All of this is true.

    • @OverlordR
      @OverlordR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Uncle to Sigourney Weaver (true!).

    • @HEDGE1011
      @HEDGE1011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Applemask As an aside to your aside, please seek out Doodles Weaver’s version of “Eleanor Rigby”. Someone actually recorded that and it goes wildly off the rails before it’s over.

  • @HylianFox3
    @HylianFox3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    *"CHEROKEE ~ JACK"*
    WiLL FLiE YOU ANYWHERE?
    RATES-PRETTiE-REASONEBLE¡
    SiGNED
    _―Cherokee Jack―_

  • @LchanOtakudom
    @LchanOtakudom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Movie = Sucks
    Riffs = EPIC
    Theme song = WHOA I DID NOT KNOW JOHN CARRADINE HAD IT IN HIM!
    Final score! = Grab some popcorn and enjoy!

  • @DigitalJaymz
    @DigitalJaymz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "There's eighty thousand of them and seven of us."

    • @GenY42
      @GenY42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "Ted, you take Havana."

  • @AJF786
    @AJF786 10 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "You never know who's next."
    That's what I love about this crazy place.

  • @chichifroglegsboognish1434
    @chichifroglegsboognish1434 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    still my favorite mst3k episode. I was seriously going to name my kid Coleman if it was a boy. I guess she lucked out

    • @notinspectorgadget
      @notinspectorgadget ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Colewoman.

    • @nonprofitgirl
      @nonprofitgirl ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wow,
      She DID luck out! :) I’m literally named after Batman’s sidekick, sooo….I’m not surprised about COLEMAN. OR Colewoman

    • @nooneinparticular1491
      @nooneinparticular1491 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nonprofitgirl Your name is Jason Todd???
      [All kidding aside, I'm guessing "...Robin..." or possibly "...Barbara..."?]

    • @gregoryfreeman9073
      @gregoryfreeman9073 ปีที่แล้ว

      A lot of people don't care for this one but its not bad. I mean by mst standard movies.

    • @typacsk
      @typacsk 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      So, how is little Frances doing?

  • @The3Storms
    @The3Storms 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Even when it’s bright, it’s DARK in this MOVIE!!

  • @Bondiddley03
    @Bondiddley03 8 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    This movie is the embodiment of depression........I'M CHEROKEE JACK

    • @ericsilva4472
      @ericsilva4472 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      They stole a plane and LEFT IT!
      They could have even recycled old footage of the plane for the fly back!
      WHY DID THEY DITCH THE PLANE!?LOL

    • @tillitsdone
      @tillitsdone 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The DVD comes with a bottle of Sertraline.

  • @kokosnood
    @kokosnood 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Water, Sick Man, Thirsty" as they are running away. :)

  • @SCOURGEPRIME
    @SCOURGEPRIME 11 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    "Wadda. Thirsty. Sick Man"

    • @GrixieKong
      @GrixieKong 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      “Man godda fevah.”

    • @BambooAcrobatVerte
      @BambooAcrobatVerte 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@GrixieKong HE GOT BOOGIE FEVAH.

    • @Unclejoe420
      @Unclejoe420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Things you say to a guard? things you order at a Wendy's? oh, pass... lol

    • @ThunderousChemQ27
      @ThunderousChemQ27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I came here from The She-Creature lol. When Pearl said that line I just had to revisit this masterpiece of a turd.

  • @Somebronysomewhere
    @Somebronysomewhere 8 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    This movie is like an escapist fantasy for those who have always longed for the icy touch of death.

    • @MrKmanthie
      @MrKmanthie 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      kinda nihilistic, huh?

    • @microbial2007
      @microbial2007 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's an understatment, one hell of an understatment.

  • @blackdog9698919
    @blackdog9698919 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Now, good posture serves more of a purpose than just making you look better. It helps you to be comfortable, because it keeps you well balanced on the platform."
    _"America first!!"_

  • @ingsoc3125
    @ingsoc3125 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “Shut-up everyone! He’s gonna tell the dirt in the drainpipe story!”
    For some reason that’s one of my favorite MST3k riffs 😂

  • @HEDGE1011
    @HEDGE1011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    “My father was a can opener; my mother was a wood duck.”

  • @likewhoaitstrent6925
    @likewhoaitstrent6925 10 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "The tender touch of Coleman Francis..."

  • @iowashots2467
    @iowashots2467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I Love MST3K! Thank you for posting these!

  • @kimdkus
    @kimdkus 10 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    But I am happy to see Petey the friendly Plane in another movie. I wish he could be in more movies. I miss Petey. I heard that he was actually up for an Oscar in the year 1967. It was really exciting for little Petey but he lost to Wings the plane. It was very sad. Petey then turned to a life of smuggling drugs across the borders and soon he was arrested and sent to Plane prison. It was a depressing time for Petey. After a year in prison, he reformed and soon was flying sick children across the country. Petey still flies for Children's hospitals now and often does talks to other planes that are teetering on crime such as Petey's.

    • @kimdkus
      @kimdkus 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      acetate909 LOL!!

    • @kimdkus
      @kimdkus 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ***** Well, actually ,that was a rumor that spread in the 70's. A lot of folks believed it, until Petey was seen in Hollywood years later. But good catch!!

  • @karmafrog1
    @karmafrog1 12 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Going by the clues written on the wall, the Sleepy Valley Cafe was apparently located at 13313 Sierra Highway, Sleepy Valley, CA, and to judge by google maps, the building still stands, though greatly remodeled as a dwelling and virtually unrecognizable...but the shape of the building, roof, and awnings are identical. Pretty surprising that this shambolic country cafe (assuming it existed in real life) was a stone's throw out of Los Angeles.

    • @angelsaltamontes7336
      @angelsaltamontes7336 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      So many Los Angelinos have WISHED they could have gotten a stone's throw out.

    • @Nickel_The_Wise
      @Nickel_The_Wise 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@angelsaltamontes7336 yeah, like a stone thrown out of one of those air cannons they use to punt pumpkins.

    • @aedwardsss
      @aedwardsss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I love that you did this

    • @Eisenwulf666
      @Eisenwulf666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Well done, now all the Coleman Francis fans from all over the world will go and bother the nice people that live there.... Oh, wait.. Nevermind

    • @karmafrog1
      @karmafrog1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Eisenwulf666 Hahaha good point.
      I'm actually doing a whole youTube on MST3K locations, including this one. Should be out next month (subscribe to my channel bla bla bla). I did try to be a little better about not revealing the exact locations for this reason.
      The house currently appears to be vacant, though not abandoned.

  • @simonandsimon2352
    @simonandsimon2352 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "Shut up everybody he's gonna tell the dirt and the drainpipe story again!!"

  • @Nickel_The_Wise
    @Nickel_The_Wise 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    *WATER, THIRSTY, SICK MAN*

  • @SirDude00
    @SirDude00 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    One of my favorite MST3k episodes.

  • @MsDboyy
    @MsDboyy ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Redzone Cuba is one of the funniest episodes of MST3K 😂😂💯

  • @BambooAcrobatVerte
    @BambooAcrobatVerte 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Guys, I'm gonna change the tape, 'kay? ....'Kay?........'Kay?"
    This riff by Crow imitating Cook is one of my favorites and cracks me up every time.

  • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
    @MinscFromBaldursGate92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I must admit Night Train is a pretty catchy song.

    • @kelvintorrence5994
      @kelvintorrence5994 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Yes inwant to see if it's on i tunes😅😅😅😅

  • @mrpieceofwork
    @mrpieceofwork 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Just for the record... the "Mighty Science Theater" theme at the end of most of the Joel and Mike episodes is a spooky, haunting, and every bit beautiful little melody, imho

    • @JustinJTime
      @JustinJTime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wasn't the theme also suppose to sound sad because Joel thought the series was going to be cancelled?

    • @mr.x6313
      @mr.x6313 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JustinJTime You mean to say that Joel thought that it could be canceled at any moment?

  • @kokosnood
    @kokosnood 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    When they're escaping, running away towards the airplanes and Servo says "Water, Thirsty, Sick Man" LOL!!!

  • @beverlycrusher9713
    @beverlycrusher9713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:22:25 i love how after all that driving, when they get there the guy opens the hood and rips off the radiator cap with his bare hands and doesn't get a face full of boiling water and antifreeze.

  • @noapprovalneeded2317
    @noapprovalneeded2317 8 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    "a male Curly can run for hours on little water"

    • @HylianFox3
      @HylianFox3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "and when a Curly dies in the wild he provides food for other Curlys"

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      A wild Curly appears.

    • @burgundyyears
      @burgundyyears 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      THE GENE KRUPA BAND PULLS INTO TOWN!

  • @Scribblerjohnny
    @Scribblerjohnny 11 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "He ran all the way to Hell for a penny and a broken cigarette". There, you know as much as anyone who watched the whole thing. Spare yourself.

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You spared us of 131 minutes without boobs.
      Thank you.

    • @HEDGE1011
      @HEDGE1011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Shadowdancer21b Dang it! I wish I’d read your summary first. Would this be a good time for me to put my knees together and rotate?

  • @nonprofitgirl
    @nonprofitgirl ปีที่แล้ว +4

    MST is always like watching ANYTHING with my brothers. It’s great.

  • @mst3KGf
    @mst3KGf 9 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Ah! My neck nearly got broke by that jump cut!

  • @marlasotherchannel9847
    @marlasotherchannel9847 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    TV's Frank bringing Dr. F hard boiled eggs and nuts is a reference to 1932's Laurel and Hardy's short "County Hospital".

    • @ReallyVerySomething
      @ReallyVerySomething 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Thanks for that info! I always thought that those were just 2 items that you wouldn't give a really sick person (like a dietary restriction), so I appreciate your provided context. Cheers!

  • @smaakjeks
    @smaakjeks 9 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Shower tall,
    cook tall,
    embroider tall,
    solder tall.

  • @carrieyourker5345
    @carrieyourker5345 10 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    NIGHT TRAIN TO DROP THE JEEP OFF --- Crow!!! LOL!!!!

  • @WayWardWonderer
    @WayWardWonderer 9 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    You know a movie's REALLY bad when MST3k is barely able to make the film watchable!

    • @ericsilva4472
      @ericsilva4472 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I almost feel obliged to finish to the very end lol
      I must do my duty!

    • @whoisdickieschnabel
      @whoisdickieschnabel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Grows on you. This is one of my favourites now. It's my first Coleman Francis love, followed by Beast of Yucca Flats, then Skydivers.

  • @hafaball
    @hafaball 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This movie should start with a disclaimer: Abandon all hope, ye who enter here

  • @djt8937
    @djt8937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love the back and forth chatter the bots do when, near the beginning, Landis and Cook are scrambling to get back into the truck after the cop stops them. 19:42 This joke is often done in different episodes, giggling, frantic whispering, etc when characters on screen are scrambling around.

  • @AJF786
    @AJF786 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    YOU SHOVE OFF
    wahtah. sick may-an. thoisty

  • @ReflectionOfPerfection
    @ReflectionOfPerfection ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I still say "hows that fit ya fancy pants?" to this day lol

  • @burgundyyears
    @burgundyyears 10 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    I can't believe Coleman Francis was only 42 when this was made - he looks more 52 or 62.

    • @SapphireSword-pd1ix
      @SapphireSword-pd1ix 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Well, at least Curly had a good legacy once he retired and passed away. Coleman Francis on the other hand...

    • @mikemurphy2932
      @mikemurphy2932 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The film came out in 1966. Coleman Francis was born in 1919, which would make him 47 at that time.
      Still, you're right, he looks old. I'm 47 -- look at my pic.

    • @SigEpBlue
      @SigEpBlue 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      If you want to see Coleman's last on-screen appearance, look for the 'rotund drunk' in _Beyond the Valley of the Dolls_ (1970). It is weird seeing him in color, and saddening how much weight he put on between these two films, but not surprising he died three years later.

    • @SeanP7195
      @SeanP7195 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      burgundyyears 40 today is not what 40 was then

    • @siukong
      @siukong 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah a lot of people aged hard back then. Who would have thought that steak and eggs every day, chainsmoking, and drinking like a fish would be unhealthy?

  • @AnnoyingSquib
    @AnnoyingSquib 9 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I think I figured something out after watching this, Skydivers and Beast of Yucca Flats. The pretentious undertones, wooden unlikable characters, extremely slow pacing! Coleman Francis was the main inspiration for M. Night Shyamalan!!

    • @SapphireSword-pd1ix
      @SapphireSword-pd1ix 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hey! At least Shyamalan had the Sixth Sense and Unbreakable (And maybe Signs) before turning to shit. Coleman Francis was shit from start to finish.

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Shyamalan starter going to shit with Signs. Aliens weak to water anyone?

    • @ProjectRedfoot
      @ProjectRedfoot 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      CaptainMarvell92 Returns it was holy water. The aliens were demons.
      Suddenly the movie is more interesting

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I rest my case.

  • @soulchorea
    @soulchorea 10 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "we must not get caught on the beach"
    "......especially with MY thighs..."

  • @hebneh
    @hebneh หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Cuba" appeared to be the same location as the training camp which was in some unidentified place in the USA.

  • @kingvulturo
    @kingvulturo 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I always get a laugh out of "Mother of mercy is this the end of Curly?"

  • @kimdkus
    @kimdkus 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The only film that dares you to watch it. (God help us all!! )

  • @SoCalledSpaceAge
    @SoCalledSpaceAge 12 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    These Coleman Francis movies are so wonderfully surreal in their ineptitude. I would love to get a hold of all three of his movies and edit them all together into some weird combined film. I think you could get away with combining Red Zone with Skydivers and Yucca Flat and come out with something resembling a cohesive films.

    • @Swybryd-Nation
      @Swybryd-Nation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Great idea. Skydivers could be added on as extra training for Cuba. Then they are injected into Cuba they meet a monster aka the beast.

    • @chantalrosemcvay3101
      @chantalrosemcvay3101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      this movie shows that there really is no limit to the horrors man can create

    • @Eisenwulf666
      @Eisenwulf666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Red zone Cuba an yucca flats you could definitely fuse together. The monster is even an escaped scientist, change his nationality to Cuban and we're golden.

    • @jamesgoward5687
      @jamesgoward5687 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cuban flag on the moon. How did it get there?

  • @monkeymouse
    @monkeymouse 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    WOW! Even for Coleman Francis, this was probably the most incoherent film ever shown on MST3K!

    • @STylerStafford
      @STylerStafford 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ever watch Monster A-Go-Go?

    • @microbial2007
      @microbial2007 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't forget Mighty Jack and Fugitive Alien!

    • @dustincantrell6712
      @dustincantrell6712 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Manos is the worst, hands down. Well, that's just my opinion.

    • @shawarmageddonit
      @shawarmageddonit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@microbial2007 Fugitive Alien was at least somewhat coherent. Mighty Jack, on the other hand...

    • @jacobschweitzer1068
      @jacobschweitzer1068 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Beast of yucca flatts says hi

  • @sethfentress
    @sethfentress 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    'Ten more minutes boys, then it's time for dinner.' Lol, Mike killin' it as usual.

  • @andrewfrankovic6821
    @andrewfrankovic6821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Film scientists have been digging at the bones of Coleman and here are two factoids of interest here. He appeared in Killers from Space as shown and riffed by the Film Crew, and had an appearance on This Island EARTH, the movie of infamy. I was thinking inquiring minds would not want to bother to inquire.

    • @jamesgoward5687
      @jamesgoward5687 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He is also in the awesome “Beyond the Valley of the Dolls”

    • @andrewfrankovic6821
      @andrewfrankovic6821 ปีที่แล้ว

      A Francis and Roger Ebert collaboration?@@jamesgoward5687

  • @snarfies
    @snarfies 10 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I'm Cherokee Jack.

  • @OneDullMan
    @OneDullMan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    These 1950s PSAs are so hilariously at odds with those of today. And the announcer always seems so serious

    • @notinspectorgadget
      @notinspectorgadget ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The speech PSA's are all solid introductions to basic public speaking fundamentals.

  • @mogoonthegagogo5287
    @mogoonthegagogo5287 9 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    This film was awesome to me if for no other reason, I got to see Coleman Francis running around like a gigantic toddler.

    • @giraffemonsoon
      @giraffemonsoon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You should watch Killers from Space (The Film Crew). A much younger Coleman Francis runs around like a giant toddler near the end of the movie. It's hilarious! (he was not in the credits, but he's in it!)

    • @benrichardson5662
      @benrichardson5662 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You mean that WASN'T a giant toddler?

  • @djt8937
    @djt8937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    28:51 "Last known photo." That riff fits the shot perfectly, and I love how Servo states it quickly between two other jokes by the others.
    36:00 "This film DARES you to watch it." 🤣🤣🤣
    55:55 Charlie Brown grown up babble
    1:14:47 "The movie has finally thrown up its hands and said 'I just don't know.'"
    All hilarious. Just the tip of the iceberg though. Sorry, I'm done now.

  • @Kitschensyngk
    @Kitschensyngk 11 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Did this whole movie take place in a single day?
    Did they just ditch the plane and WALK BACK from Cuba?
    Why did they throw the diner owner down the well?
    How did they know what that one guy's wife looked like?
    And why did they shoot her at the end?
    This movie makes absolutely no sense. Plus the jump cuts gave me whiplash.

    • @Oppeldeldoc1
      @Oppeldeldoc1 11 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      All I can think of is, they rob a man with a blind daughter and pay a man with a sighted daughter. Which is a pretty weird code of ethics.

    • @emilysawyer9220
      @emilysawyer9220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know, isn't it great. Night tra-a-ain!

  • @Irrelevant402
    @Irrelevant402 12 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I think you're supposed to strangle me until I'm dead.
    LOL love that.

  • @julieporter7805
    @julieporter7805 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Oh now I'm rocking!"
    "Boogie!"
    My favorite bits are the riffs during "Night Train to Mundo Fine" and "The Bay of Pigs Invasion."
    " Imagine being Castro and seeing that swarm."

    • @Kinnakeeter
      @Kinnakeeter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They're walking right up Castro's driveway.
      Castro's out raking leaves

  • @Capng123
    @Capng123 11 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love the way Crow says "Ah! Here comes Tommm.... Servooo..." during the opener. Has the perfect air of mild-interest and partial memory loss one expects from those stuffy, upper-crust, do-nothings who drift from one social event to another and are just so utterly bored.

  • @SpitfireBoy86
    @SpitfireBoy86 9 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    This movie is great for people with ADD. As a matter of fact there's so many jump cuts and missing plots, that if you aren't suffering from ADD you will surely be diagnosed with it after watching.

    • @ReverendNillerz
      @ReverendNillerz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I have ADD and still have no idea what the hell was happening.

    • @BambooAcrobatVerte
      @BambooAcrobatVerte 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sorry, I became Carol Channing and lost track of time.

    • @dougjb7848
      @dougjb7848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Bamboo Acrobat
      Angela Landsbury called, she’ll be 20 minutes late to lunch.

    • @aedwardsss
      @aedwardsss 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The plot makes sense if you only watch a few scenes

    • @JamaicanCastle
      @JamaicanCastle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ReverendNillerz Take comfort in the fact that neither did Coleman Francis.

  • @neesasuncheuri
    @neesasuncheuri 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You know how you watch a beloved many times to notice details that are missed upon the first viewing? I watch this to try and figure out the plot. I still can't grasp it. Coleman Francis is a genius.

  • @PerryPlanet
    @PerryPlanet 11 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    *hears lightning*
    "Man, it's really coming down out th-WAIT A SECOND, IT'S BEAUTIFUL!"

  • @LinkMarioSamus
    @LinkMarioSamus 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That A Few Good Men reference was priceless, especially since I only saw that movie for the first time last month.

  • @lastswordfighter
    @lastswordfighter 10 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Did the 1950s just have an instructional film series for just about everything?

    • @deliciousmorton
      @deliciousmorton 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That's how our parents learned to wipe their asses.

    • @rouka120
      @rouka120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      “To breath one must suck in air to the lungs and extend the ribcage... then release and relax the ribcage. Repeat until blood oxygenates.”

    • @aedwardsss
      @aedwardsss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “Invading Cuba and You! Brought to you by Lucky Strikes, now in new Extra Smelly!”

    • @mikezylstra7514
      @mikezylstra7514 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      everything you need to do in order to not look or act ethnic.

  • @nicholasmoose6574
    @nicholasmoose6574 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "How's that fit ya FANCY PANTS!?"

  • @Swybryd-Nation
    @Swybryd-Nation 10 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "Ted, you take Havana" Lol

  • @grnhair2001
    @grnhair2001 11 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Why does Coleman blame Cherokee Jack for their choosing to be mercenaries? Why does Coleman comment on the salary before it is even mentioned? Why do the 11 guys climb up the same cliff three times? Why does the shot guy appear again? I finally figured it out. This is a time-travel movie! Now it makes more sense.

    • @ericsilva4472
      @ericsilva4472 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      DUDE!
      The Red Zone is part of the Bermuda Triangle!

    • @buckeyeschmave
      @buckeyeschmave 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Because Cherokee Jack hadn't been honest with them about the process, especially the money. Not as if Griffin needs a reason to be pissed haha

  • @Oppeldeldoc1
    @Oppeldeldoc1 11 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "The Stinky-Stank Redemption."
    It's so hard to have a favorite line in this episode, but that one might be it for me.

  • @johnstucko2740
    @johnstucko2740 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I thought this was a very funny show!! One of their best!!

  • @sleepyhollow783
    @sleepyhollow783 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    26:46 "Cherokee~Jack "Will Flie You Anywhere? Rates-Prettie-Reasoneble; Signed -Cherokee Jack -

    • @MrKmanthie
      @MrKmanthie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "I'm Cherokee Jack!"

  • @fromthecheapseats7126
    @fromthecheapseats7126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Seems like Dr. Forrester succeeded at breaking the crew’s minds with this one. Too bad he was in traction and couldn’t enjoy his triumph.

    • @leannakatherineneal4625
      @leannakatherineneal4625 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, almost. The crew sang themselves a nice song to cheer themselves up.
      I think the closest he came to was the castle of fu manchu. Do you remember what that movie did to joel, tom, and crow!?

    • @fromthecheapseats7126
      @fromthecheapseats7126 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@leannakatherineneal4625 I think the song at the end of this episode showed their deteriorating sanity.

    • @leannakatherineneal4625
      @leannakatherineneal4625 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fromthecheapseats7126 We sometimes sing to make ourselves even feel better. Even Gypsy joined too.
      And at least the guys weren't reduced to a sobbing mess, like what happened in the castle of fu manchu.

    • @fromthecheapseats7126
      @fromthecheapseats7126 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@leannakatherineneal4625 That’s true, but I meant that particular song evinced madness.

  • @dannydinosaur73
    @dannydinosaur73 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wattah.
    Thoisty.
    Sick man.

  • @mr.x6313
    @mr.x6313 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Why the hell do two of Coleman Francis’ three films end with a helicopter sniper?
    WHY?!?

    • @dougjb7848
      @dougjb7848 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cuz I’m Cherokee Jack!