I LOVE HOW THIS SONG OPENS WITH “NOOO LEAVE ME ALONE AAAAA” AND THEN *IMMEDIATELY* MORPHS INTO MY GUY TALKING ALL TOUGH. He’s so funny. Never change, kallamar.
This is how it felt fighting him. Like hah a coward hes gonna be so easy. And then he comes at you with 4 different weapons and is kinda terrifying to fight against
@@WYD28 the craziness of his fight is hilarious considering it’s just him frantically trying to swat the lamb away. And it’s STILL harder than Shamura’s fight 😭
The "So stand before your master, i have brought disaster, Plague, Disease, Suffering, i commence the contaminating." Sounds so scary, it sounds like Kallamar is trying his hardest to scare the lamb to make them flee, its clever.
Before the lyric video dropped for this one and I was trying to understand a single word in this song, all I could make out was HOOOLYYY HAND GRENAAAADDEEEE and I wouldn't have it any other way
God that is SO REAL😂😂😂 Apple Music thankfully had the lyrics already but on my first go around I didn’t realize that, so I also could only make out “holy hand grenaaaaade”
Can we take a moment to admire that in addition to listing the artists, they include where they are from? That is something a lot of music doesn't do and then you gotta track down each one.
Just realized: Kalamar is pestilence (probably) because the diseases don't "attack" you directly, which connects to Kalamar being a coward Don't know if I expressed myself well, I hope my text is understandable
Kallamar's song is my favorite for so many reasons, gonna be on repeat for days, possibly weeks The lore being stuck with of him being cowardly, which he himself admits at some point after you kill him, immediately flipping script into him showing off, showing how scary he can actually be, thats a brilliant choice He's scared of Narinder, scared of Death, of being tortured for other's crimes, scared of facing the music that by this point at least one, maybe two, of his siblings are dead, and he is scared to join them Im pretty sure if ya piss of the God of Death, you dont technically want to die and be in their realm for the rest of your miserable existence The flip i think shows what others see, a ruthless, pestilence inducing, multi weapon weilding nightmare of a God, in which WE only think of him as a coward because we have the full story It's just a really cool parallel to me
Why does it NEED to be a song to confirm that it's a holy hand grenade again? Here's a question I REALLY want people to ponder, if you're religious and you have grenades as part of your arsenal kit, would you not see them as holy?
@@cursedhawkins1305 because it's a monty python reference. Monty Python and the Holy Grail, to be exact. I tried to mention it on reddit and got a bunch of chuds telling me "erm ackshuwally it's just a regular globus cruciger 🤓☝️"
@@cursedhawkins1305 Because him holding a globus cruciger (which is a real thing), doesn't have to mean they were specifically referencing monty python's holy hand grenade which also happens to be a globus cruciger.
"Plague, Disease, Suffering, I commence the contaminating" Dude that is metal af. It almost makes you forget its Kallamar saying that. On anyone else that would be WAY more threatening. Like imagine Shamura or Narinder saying that.
OMK These lines 1:18 hit hard! So Stand Before Your Master! I Have Brought Disaster Plague, Disease, Suffering I Commence The Contaminating My little coward hits hard, even though I suppose becoming one of the GODS was no mere luck
Aw shit, here we go again. FOUR CULT OF THE LAMB SONGS?! WHATS NEXT?! A CULT OF THE LAMB WEDDING?!?!?! AND THEN WHAT THE FUCK AFTER THAT?! A SECOND GODDAMN WEDDING?!?!?!?!?!?!
If I had a nickel for every time cult of the lamb made a dope ass metal song I'd have six nickels which isn't a lot but it's crazy I happened six times
Kallamar locked tf in mid song. When you first fight him you think the fight will be easy due to his cowardice, but his fear is what makes him strong. He is desperate like a cornered animal, doing everything in his power to just get the lamb away from him.
How long was this project in the works? The fact that I immediately recognized the music from the short about the goat being the exact same words and rhythm, had to of meant this was at least being worked on in the background for months at most since that short's a month old now.
Then Massive Monster must have had huge faith in the game being the cult following it gained, given that time frame would mean this project was probably being worked alongside the game’s development since it turned two years two months ago.
Kallamar - hear no evil Heket - speak no evil Leshy - see no evil Shamura - do no evil (PS it took me a while to realize that what these four had represented)
I love how the game has songs now. I discovered it through apps and fanart. I dont know how to feel about all these songs but it makes me happy to hear them! I played the game once i got it, i beaten it about twice. It still gives me a ring to an ear in a good way to play it! :) i dunno how to describe it actually. i just like the game and songs.
@@spidey5558 Nope! Nothing to fear about The Nuerax Worm! For some reason people do and are even trying to 'cure' it! But I know one day, all will see the light of The Nuerax Worm!
This is probably going to be a hot take but I hope Massive monster didn’t make the singer/lyric composer HAVE to use direct quotes from the game. It’s pretty cute the first time to hear Kalimar speech word for word at the beginning but it gets old really fast. I’m sure the composer could have written new lyrics that conveys a similar vibe without using the exact kinda awkward phrasing
I LOVE HOW THIS SONG OPENS WITH “NOOO LEAVE ME ALONE AAAAA” AND THEN *IMMEDIATELY* MORPHS INTO MY GUY TALKING ALL TOUGH. He’s so funny. Never change, kallamar.
This is how it felt fighting him. Like hah a coward hes gonna be so easy. And then he comes at you with 4 different weapons and is kinda terrifying to fight against
@@WYD28 the craziness of his fight is hilarious considering it’s just him frantically trying to swat the lamb away. And it’s STILL harder than Shamura’s fight 😭
@@sneakysnek572He's such an absolute coward and I love it so much, he's very pathetic
Now I can't get the image of him swatting the lamb away like a dude scared of a bee I'm crying lmao
@@sneakysnek572 Well it seems he was effective with it but not for long when the perfect strategy, cards, fleece, and weapons are found lol
The "So stand before your master, i have brought disaster, Plague, Disease, Suffering, i commence the contaminating." Sounds so scary, it sounds like Kallamar is trying his hardest to scare the lamb to make them flee, its clever.
*”oh my gOD LAMB STAY AWAAAAAAAY- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-“*
Even in song, Kallamar is a coward - but it still slaps ❤
Facts
I relate to Kallamar: I can sing a fire song but also I will flinch at the though of jumping off anything up higher than my shoes
True
BY SWORD, BY DAGGER, BY STAFF, BY HOLY HAND GRENADE!
It’s official. Kallamar wields a holy hand grenade.
"O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy."
Amen 😌🙏
Amen
Amen.
One, two, FIIIIIIIVE!
Praise the lamb
Before the lyric video dropped for this one and I was trying to understand a single word in this song, all I could make out was HOOOLYYY HAND GRENAAAADDEEEE and I wouldn't have it any other way
God that is SO REAL😂😂😂 Apple Music thankfully had the lyrics already but on my first go around I didn’t realize that, so I also could only make out “holy hand grenaaaaade”
IVE NEVER CLICKED SO FAST MY BOY KALLAMARRR MY BELOVED
I wish I clicked as fast as you I got a hour late
My baby 🗣️
My baby girl ❤
at 2:30, the shadow of "I am the" makes it seem like the crown is with a "are you serious" look, which makes it even better
Imagine Kallamar singing this song in his mind while actually making "Blupblopblop" *_adorable bubble sounds_*
It gave me 1000 years of life 💙🐙
LMFAOOOO
Can we take a moment to admire that in addition to listing the artists, they include where they are from? That is something a lot of music doesn't do and then you gotta track down each one.
My brother how much of a coward can you be?
@@LeshyDarkwood Me when I’m in a Being A Disappointment Contest and my opponent is Kallamar:
Can confirm… this squid is a pussy cat-
How does Kallamar be so afraid your brother has four arms and can weld every weapon known to creature
@DexterWills-f1o I dunno he just got very scared after his ears were ripped off.
@@LeshyDarkwood I guess so and to be honest your my favorite. Edit made a spelling mistake
Begging for these tracks to play during bishop boss fights under some kind of conditions or something IDK THEYRE JUST SO GOOD
during the refights?
These definitely should be in the game as a option
Mortal Shell did this with Rotting Christ and it's so fucking epic.
Just realized: Kalamar is pestilence (probably) because the diseases don't "attack" you directly, which connects to Kalamar being a coward
Don't know if I expressed myself well, I hope my text is understandable
At 2:35 its the 4 wepons that he wields in the fight when you face him off!
@@goldenpumpkin1364 I KNEW IT SO I WASNT INSANE
Holy hand grenade
Kallamar's song is my favorite for so many reasons, gonna be on repeat for days, possibly weeks
The lore being stuck with of him being cowardly, which he himself admits at some point after you kill him, immediately flipping script into him showing off, showing how scary he can actually be, thats a brilliant choice
He's scared of Narinder, scared of Death, of being tortured for other's crimes, scared of facing the music that by this point at least one, maybe two, of his siblings are dead, and he is scared to join them
Im pretty sure if ya piss of the God of Death, you dont technically want to die and be in their realm for the rest of your miserable existence
The flip i think shows what others see, a ruthless, pestilence inducing, multi weapon weilding nightmare of a God, in which WE only think of him as a coward because we have the full story
It's just a really cool parallel to me
YOOOO THEY CONFIRMED THAT HE USES THE HOLY HAND GRENADE THAT'S FUCKING EPICCC LMFAOOOOOO
Why does it NEED to be a song to confirm that it's a holy hand grenade again? Here's a question I REALLY want people to ponder, if you're religious and you have grenades as part of your arsenal kit, would you not see them as holy?
@@cursedhawkins1305 I mean, not all water is holy water. But if its consecrated, then its holy water. Same with a grenade, I bet.
@@cursedhawkins1305 because it's a monty python reference. Monty Python and the Holy Grail, to be exact. I tried to mention it on reddit and got a bunch of chuds telling me "erm ackshuwally it's just a regular globus cruciger 🤓☝️"
@@cursedhawkins1305 Because him holding a globus cruciger (which is a real thing), doesn't have to mean they were specifically referencing monty python's holy hand grenade which also happens to be a globus cruciger.
by sword
by dagger
by staff
BY HOLY HAND GRENAAAAAAAAAADE
"Plague, Disease, Suffering, I commence the contaminating" Dude that is metal af. It almost makes you forget its Kallamar saying that. On anyone else that would be WAY more threatening. Like imagine Shamura or Narinder saying that.
I didn't even get to hear his og theme to the fullest, the godly hammer with damage buffs and poison damage was too op
OMK These lines 1:18 hit hard!
So Stand Before Your Master!
I Have Brought Disaster
Plague, Disease, Suffering
I Commence The Contaminating
My little coward hits hard, even though I suppose becoming one of the GODS was no mere luck
Aw shit, here we go again.
FOUR CULT OF THE LAMB SONGS?! WHATS NEXT?! A CULT OF THE LAMB WEDDING?!?!?!
AND THEN WHAT THE FUCK AFTER THAT?! A SECOND GODDAMN WEDDING?!?!?!?!?!?!
Who's gonna tell them?
There's actually gonna be 6, it's a metal song recreation of the OST
@@draconis191lmao the last two dropped RIGHT after your comment
Make it 2 weddings.
Nah, they gotta release a whole CotL *ANIME* now- 😭
Praise the Lamb! 🙏
Praise the lamb!
Praise the lamb
Praise the Lamb!
Praise the Lamb!🙏
Praise the Lamb
If I had a nickel for every time cult of the lamb made a dope ass metal song I'd have six nickels which isn't a lot but it's crazy I happened six times
OMG FINALLY! Kallamar has always been my fav bishop, and my little coward finally gets to slay :0
Instead of being slain
Kallamar locked tf in mid song.
When you first fight him you think the fight will be easy due to his cowardice, but his fear is what makes him strong. He is desperate like a cornered animal, doing everything in his power to just get the lamb away from him.
CALAMARI BE SPITTING BARS❗❗❗❗ 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
By holy hand grenade got me on the floor 💀
I mean it is indeed a holly hand grenade (MFer killed my 17 times with that thing before i put on the cheat codes)
Man i really hope we get these tracks in game as free dlc :D be badass to have them play when we fight the bosses.
Yes I'm commenting on every one of these, that's how much I want instrumentals of these
How long was this project in the works? The fact that I immediately recognized the music from the short about the goat being the exact same words and rhythm, had to of meant this was at least being worked on in the background for months at most since that short's a month old now.
Two years... That's roughly how long it's taken to make this record!
Then Massive Monster must have had huge faith in the game being the cult following it gained, given that time frame would mean this project was probably being worked alongside the game’s development since it turned two years two months ago.
@ yup. March ‘23 I began working on it. So more like 18/20 months actually. Still, long time!
It seems like Kallamar really loves his holy hand grenade...
Bro killed with with that thing 7 times, it wasn't even funny.
Like i was almost there and he decided to activate fire rain on me.
OHHHHH thats why hes scared of dying ,because narinder will be there ! Thats so cool !!!!!!!
Kallamar - hear no evil
Heket - speak no evil
Leshy - see no evil
Shamura - do no evil
(PS it took me a while to realize that what these four had represented)
Shamura actually represents think no evil and narinder(the one who waits) represents do no evil
WE MAKING IT THROUGH THE PLAUGE WITH THIS ONE!!
getting javier from AAL on this track makes me really happy
MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER GOT A SONG, YIPPEE! YAY, EVEN!
Kallamar: *I CAST HOLY HAND GRENADE*
Love that this came on during my crusade through anchordeep LOL
holy hand grenade
another penny lost to the monty python reference jar
Now I need a Monty Python reference jar!
PESTILENCE! 🗣🔥
Banger after banger. I'm really loving these.
Kallamar, dont act tough. I can poke you and you'd start crying -_-
(Fr though, this song is AWESOME ☆○☆)
I love how the game has songs now. I discovered it through apps and fanart. I dont know how to feel about all these songs but it makes me happy to hear them! I played the game once i got it, i beaten it about twice. It still gives me a ring to an ear in a good way to play it! :) i dunno how to describe it actually. i just like the game and songs.
Love the monty python and the holy grail reference. Absolutely love it.
KALLAMAR KALLAMAR AHHH AHHHH AHHHH
He's a coward but he hits like a fucking truck yall gotta give him more credit
The Nuerax Worm is the best! The Nuerax Worm is love! The Nuerax Worm is life! All hail The Nuerax Worm!
There's Nothing There to fear about the neurax worm?
@@spidey5558 Nope! Nothing to fear about The Nuerax Worm! For some reason people do and are even trying to 'cure' it! But I know one day, all will see the light of The Nuerax Worm!
ok this one has got to be my favourite! it's pretty damn catchy
I wish part from 2:16 to 2:36 was longer
ANOTHER BANGER i love the opening with Kallamar's whinging but then it gets EPIC
ALL OF THESE WERE AMAZING IM SO GRATEFUL
i keep hearing it as "my holy lemonade" lololol its such a good song
Just gave this dude a big gift cuz this song SLAPS
My recommended video under this one is "Relaxing Jazz" bahahahaha
I cannot wait for a The One Who Waits song it’s gonna be so lit!
Wow okay massive monster just gonna drop all three of these at once 😂😂😂
Can we have an instrumental version pretty please?
All 3 songs that dropped a today are bangers
OHHH this song was in the short introducing the Goat!!! FINALLY WE GET TO HEAR THE REST OF IT!!!! AWESOME BD
It's one of the bests!❤
Very keen for instrumental versions of these metal covers
My second favorite bishop, I wonder what would jave happened if kallamar didn't follow through with the bishop's plan
Wonder if we'll be getting Shamura next! :3
Watch its gonna be named "war".
Already happened.
@@RoboticMagus I saw lol
So like i recently got a lot into warhammer 40k AND THIS FITS SO WELL
once again kallamar with the best song he cant keep geting away with that
Man, this might be my favorite track yet!!!!🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑
I wish they do live steams like with CULT
KALLAMAR FANS RISE UP!!1!
YEAHH!
Cult of the Lamb, The musical is going to be the need dlc, confirmed.
he is coward but not weak
they finally listened
we spawning the plague of ages with this one
best of album
And there was 2 left
The spider and Narinder
Praise the Squid 🙌🦑
it would be cool if his weapon had the same design as ours. And the eye appeared only in those that he needed.
All of these have been so fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥
BY SWORD! BY DAGGER! BY STAAAFF! BY HOLY HAND GRENAAAAAAAADE!!!!!!
Matthew voice is incredible 😊❤
Will be live wallpapers like in the clip?
YES
Bruh trivium AGAIN hell yea
And the animated series?
“By holy hand grenade”
Omg a Monty Python reference in here?
En español porfaaa
I dont even like Heart Metal but this is a banger ngl
Calamar got the raps
Kallamar time :)
I KNEW IT WOULD COME OUT TODAY
THE BEST BOSS THEME EVEEEEER
Kallamarrrrr
HOLY HANDGRANADE 🗣🗣
This is probably going to be a hot take but I hope Massive monster didn’t make the singer/lyric composer HAVE to use direct quotes from the game.
It’s pretty cute the first time to hear Kalimar speech word for word at the beginning but it gets old really fast. I’m sure the composer could have written new lyrics that conveys a similar vibe without using the exact kinda awkward phrasing
This is cinema
4 episode song of a Netflix animated series?
I love you, my squiggly little god
AAL!!!!
THE TRAILER SONG!
YEEEEAH!!
I liked the moment when The Lamb