Batman: *breaks you jaw, gives you a concussion that let's you barely concious, karate chops you throat, and punches you in the chest so hard that you can't breath for like a minute Batman 5 seconds later: now talk!!!
@@ERROR-k9v Omniman isn't particularly sadistic, his negative traits are more in the sociopathic range, he doesn't care enough not to brutalize you, but doesn't draw joy from causing you pain. He's like Superman without the moral compass, most interactions with him are just going to be "punched into a fine mist" if you're a regular person who somehow got his ire. Because you're beneath him. Enjoying hurting you would suggest that you're more important than you are.
@@thaddeusgenhelm8979Omniman definitely isn't a sociopath. He cares deeply for Mark and his wife even if he doesn't want to admit it, and his range of emotions and personality definitely doesn't feel antisocial. I'd say it's just the society he was brought up in.
Shinra: *sees crime* "Hey man! Don't do bad stuff! It's bad!" Batman: *inhales in the middle of gotham* "Guy smells a little too funny, gonna kick his ass just to be safe"
Given Wayne Enterprises basically owns some aspect of every industry in Gotham and more, it’s likely you’d end up in Batman’s own hospital. To be fair that would also explain his consistent income
could be a lawyer thinking about ur client's case he'd break in your window grab you toss you to the street, jump out the window and use you as a cushion and begin curb stompimg you
Now honestly, I hate Damian's guts in injustice 2, but for once he is actually right, I mean my guy wants to beat criminals to the point of getting brain damage and send them to the hospital but he doesn't kill the Joker☠️☠️☠️☠️
shinra is the defintion of "looks can be decieving" like bro looks like a straight up demon but is the kind of dude to help an old lady cross the street
Batman will just knock you out cold safely in one punch after you talk anyway, so there's no options other than being tortured, and swiftly getting knocked out.
I love the scene when a guy got beat up by Batman before, walked into the same room batman was in and he just walked out telling his partner he saw nothing in the room.
@@nicholas-dv1mgmy taxs is being use better than America healthcare.like it not even comparison America litterally control how many Dr they can have insurance have too many hole to take advantage like what
@@simplestickland3367 depends on where you live I think, even then there are many ways to legally decrease the amount of taxes paid which most rich people use.
Besides the joke that was actually the curropt Mayor Sharp who runs Arkham Asylum and attempted to assist Hugo Strange in killing all inmates in Arkham City.
@@Glis54 Batman just puts them in a full body cast, gives them severe head trauma and literally cracks skulls. And that is his extreme. A LIGHT punishment is a few broken ribs, a broken limb and maybe some head trauma.
@@calebkopp7636 He was wrong overall, but the actual batman agreed with his initial statement after seeing how he cleaned up the streets by enforcing smaller laws, he just disagreed with how minor crimes were dealt with. You know he agrees because he stops at a red light while in a hurry to show that he respects the smaller laws.
I find it funny that depsite almost EVERYONE having superpowers and wepaons here, the only 1 that will put small time crooks on life support is the one WITHOUT powers😂
@@Anonymous-hx3pu ? If I'm injured or not doesn't make my taxes go higher for some reason. True, its paid with taxes, but my taxes will still be the same either way. My injury is not gonna make dent on them. Also atleast its good spended. Otherwise they might use that money to make useless constructs that break down after a month, because of the incompetence. They do that all the time. Otherwise, I'm happy to pay my taxes as its helping everyone. They pay healthcare and built the infrastructure necessary for me to live. But they should really stop wasting it like buffoons.
@@admiralmonocle3874 yeah because Akrham, the city that Batman patrols, is in Europe. You should do a brain scan to check if there's still any up there. The government would pay for it, right?
Your cousin's boyfriend's friend's brother worked for the penguin and now your vertebrae is shattered in 12 sections by the Batman talking bout "WHERE IS HE"
I found this funny because in the Arkham knight game that green leprechaun looking mf will have you looking all around the map for trophies you had to collect and with each one you can only get it if you solve a riddle and you had to collect 300 of them so you can fight him because he kidnapped cat woman and held her captive
Batman would punch me in the jugular, hold me up in the air with his crushing grip on my throat, and just silently stares at me expecting answers without asking any questions.😂
I like how Batman has such a home reputation about beating mfs asses for the smallest crimes that everyone else genuinely got handled seriously then we get to Batman and it’s just “he bouta beat yo ass fr”
There’s even a moment in JL where Batman is talking to Justice Lords Batman, and he mentions that their dictatorship heavily enforces small laws because people will follow the big ones too.
True but there were a few variations where someone was working for a villian either unknowingly or against their will and at worse all they’d get was tied up. Look at the caretaker for bane in Batman beyond until he was found out to be the one using venom all he got was tied up by rope and asked where bane was. Look at the doctor in Arkham City she was working for the joker and keeping him alive against her will and even accidentally tried to hit batman with a bat but the worst that happened was having her bat takes away while they talked. Don’t get me wrong all variations of batman are a menace in some way but let’s not pretend they were beating up every person they found unless it was tik tok batman that dude has beat up one person for over 50 videos
@@tomasfong40 Not the point at all, but I agree...ish. Bruce is a multimillionaire if not billionaire, he's not gonna have the mentality of actually helping individuals, it's outside of his cultural barrier, and he's way more focused on sulking on the bloody face of poison ivy's hypnotized henchmen to give a damn.
Batman is seriously crazy. Man talks about justice and how he doesn't kill but then he proceeds to shatter all of someone's bones and toss them off a building acting like they're not 110% dead.
Except for that one goon. "Somebody in here?" *Makes direct eye contact with Batman, only to sloooowly close the door* *Bumps into another goon* "Something wrong?" "...nope."
Peter in the comics didn’t really act differently when wearing the symbiote, the only time he was brutal was when the symbiote took control at night and even then the symbiote was pretty chill.
In the web of Spiderman run in the 80's he did rip off kingpin's wife's face with his wall crawling power to send a message. So Id say "chill" is debatable.
@@shadesofdusk4031 huh, I guess I missed that issue. Well when it came to smaller crime most you’d get is a harsh but short. Haven’t read this books in a while..
@@criticalthought1112 yeah they were trying to compete with Frank miller's batman at the time. looking back on it most of Spiderman's more brutal moments in that run were instigated by kingpin or kraven the hunter.
There were some instances of the original black suit era indicating Peter was growing more agressive. Though they are pretty subtle, differently from the cartoons and movie
Not to mention the levels of PTSD you will have after getting out of the hospital with batman beating ya ass. Thug: *looks in room and sees batman* O_O' *leaves quietly* Boss: did you find anything? Henchmen: Nope.
Yeah honestly I'd just ask batman to kill me. The hospital bill that motherfucker is going to give isn't worth surviving. A fucking ambulance costs like 5k you add in the every broken bone in my body and the fact that he dropped me from the 20th floor, yeah fuck that shit just kill me now.
There’s a difference between literally everyone and Batman. Would beat the Fuck outs you with no hesitation. And he fights to incapacitate so you know dam well your breaking some bones
Honestly you perfectly incapsulate the problem/why everyone thinks Batman is this psycho. So many screenwriters see Batman as this dark hero/“not like other lamer heroes” so they think they can pull all the typical dark, edgy antihero crap to the character
With how much I hear about superheroes as someone who's only seen the comics in-person in a store once in my life I'm entirely convinced all the comics are is just them beating the hell out of people for no reason and sometimes they're coincidentally evil and then the movies and shows make them good
Just saying if Batman pulled up on me wanting some answers, I would will into existence the correct ones... even if I had absolutely nothing to do with the concerning incident.
True, but he also wouldn't hold back. He's not going to torture you. One quick, painless splat and it's over. Like falling off a building without the anticipation.
Nah I don't think omni man would target you for committing a crime. With omni man if you're killed you're either a target or you're caught in the crossfire of him trying to kill his target
@@loganking1392 If I had to choose between Batman or Omni-man, I think the quick death from Omni-man is a mercy after knowing what Batman does to his… victims.
People do be forgetting the part where he tries to turn your life around (like emplying former villains) mans may break your legs, but he'll pick up the bill, give you a job and take you off the streets.
Additionally most of the time the people he does the more brutal stuff are Remorseless criminals and not down on their luck people forced into crime to survive (with these guys at most he’ll give you an intense scare/mild beating to scare them far away from crime)
And people legit forget that he uses intimidation first, if you back down he will not hurt you. It's amazing how many writers who hate him &/or what if stories has ruined his rep.
Omni man, doesn’t matter if I did a crime he’d just brutally murder me then and there. Batman doesn’t kill and is intelligent enough to know there’s no point in fighting if I’ve already surrendered.
I think it really depends on what variation of Batman youre up against. If you immediately surrender to animated Batman, you may not get beaten up so bad depending on what you did.
Let's give Batman a little more credit here. 😂 He may be a hit crazy but he has honor and genuinely knows when to use force and when not to. He can look you up and down and know how strong or pathetic you are.
Additionally he probably can tell if you’re an actual criminal or just someone who’s forced to do crime and would probably find a way to help you out of your situation A just saw a comment that sums things up near perfectly “the amount of damage screenwriters done to the character is astounding”
@@christopherauzenne5023Yeah. Of the list I don't know too much about the two anime characters, but I'd say the turtles, depending on the version, would likely be the most terrifying option. Assuming Omni Man's timing isn't coincidental and he's "just making a point" to his son. If that's the case you're dead regardless.
Yeah that sounds about right batman is ruthless when it comes to whopping somebody's a$$! I remember that one scene in injustice 2 batman brutally beat the dog sh*t out of a random henchmen.the beating was so bad that batman had to check on the dude's pulse! Even Robin called him out on it.
Fr fr. Some versions of Batman are on demon time 24/7! They will hit you with the, Double Flip Lockjaw Arm Twister Backbreaker of Doom from ten stories high onto solid concrete and then say something like, “now talk!”
It's worth noting that isn't Spidey with the Venom symbiote, it's a black suit he wears when he's been pushed past his limits and decided to drop the whole friendly neighborhood schtick.
@@nutmegsart2004 “Doctor” : Ah sorry sir im afraid the prosigure is alredy complete. Here is the bill “hands it over”. Oh right my apologies, i almost forgot. This is the bill to be put off life support. Have a great day!
Nah, man, that would work for them, theyd probably question you or somthing, but batman would chase you down, terrorize you, then take your ass out anyways
Given the picture is of the Animated Series Batman, I think he’d be more inclined to teach than harm. Teach forcefully, no doubt, but he is a much more mellow Batman than some others.
It honestly depends on which Batman your talking about. The Arkham games Batman I would not mess with, but there are some versions of him where he goes to a villains hideout and gives their goons his business card and tell them ‘Wayne enterprises will give you a job, just give them a call’
Yeah this is silly, if Batman was really that loose with his no kill rule then the joker would be a vegetable, or at least in a wheelchair. But no, Batman just puts him in Arkham, the world’s least effective asylum in hopes Joker of all people will be reformed.
I think that comes from the fact a lot of batmans writers seem to forget that and just basicly make him the punicher without the guns in terms of atitude
Omni man: *Doesn’t care.* Shinra: “Hey man, that’s not nice. Do you wanna talk?” Black suit spider man: “I’ll put some dirt in your eye.” Itachi: *Doesn’t really care, might go all philosophical on me or something* The ninja turtles? It depends on the turtle. Mikey would just be like “Aye man, that’s not cool.” Donatello would be giving me hard data about how long I could end up spending in jail, and what kind of damage that would do to the rest of my life. Leo would just encourage me to rethink my life decisions and turn my life around. Raphael would just break my knee or something. Batman? That crazy asshole would put my ass in the ICU in a heartbeat for stealing a candy bar or something. Now I’m tens of thousands of dollars in medical debt when I get out the hospital, as well as crippled.
Fr who the hell still lives in Gotham I would instantly move over to the next town I don’t want to deal with joker blowing up shit every week and Batman paralyzing 6 guys infront of my house
as much as i love batman, this is absolutely true, especially for arkham batman. imagine being forced into a prison city, decide to just hang out with some friends and next thing you know batman drops from the sky and breaks every bone in you and your friends body just because batman decided he wanted you in a bodycast
I smoke weed I feel Batman the only one straight whoopin my ass over that. He'd be like where's the drugs!!! While performing a series a kicks in my chest 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭
@@OK-yy6qz That really depends on what incarnation of the Turtles you’re talking about. We talking 80’s Turtles? Most certainly. 2012 Turtles? HELL no.
Im choosing neither and going with Stain from MHA, not only am i gonna get my skull split in 2 by a hero who stops me (god forbid its endeavor💀) but once he shows up, both me and the hero are gonna either get our heads cut entirely off or we gonna get tortured to death until ANOTHER hero shows up and then gets bodied aswell, literally gonna be forced to watch an endless bloodbath while i myself am bleeding out next to a dumpster, paralyzed and unable to move 💀
Batman catches you as you are falling to your death You- Th-Thanks Batman you saved my-- Aggressively knees ypur spine while holding you up. Batman - Your cousin works for Bane. Where is he?
Batman have mercy, I was just working for Him cause he offer dental plan and a retirement plan ! Batman: Good you gonna need both of them *Proceeds to beat me into a comma* Batman: You are lucky I don't kill
I'm surprised there is that many criminals in Gotham because there is no way any of them can afford those hospital bills. Honestly Gotham's underground world should be just a bunch of people in wheelchairs and massive debts.
Dude, this is why I love you. You help put things into a conceivable perception. I thought I should worry omni-man. DEADASS WRONG. The only person to fear is Bruce.
Me: *puts on a clown mask* *looks up* "WHERE IS THE JOKER" me: WHO TF IS JOKER *choking sounds* Batman: *breaks my spine, punctures my lungs, breaks my skull with a bottle of wine and stabs me in the chest with a shard of glass* Batman: I am going to ask again WHERE. IS. THE. JOKER
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"No! Please Batman, don't hurt me, I'll tell you everything!"
"YOU CAN STILL TELL ME EVERYTHING WITH TWO BROKEN LEGS"
*Insert Sounds Of Breaking Bones & Screams Of Agony*
Ong that’s so true but you forgot the part were he leaves then paralyzed in a street corner
This killed me🤣🤣🤣
Lmafo I read it in batman voice
MAN, I laughed so hard at this!
Batman would break your jaw and say "Now talk!"
And if you don't he break more of your bones
Both of you made my day lmfao😆
@@Chris.4291 facts😂
Batman: *breaks you jaw, gives you a concussion that let's you barely concious, karate chops you throat, and punches you in the chest so hard that you can't breath for like a minute
Batman 5 seconds later: now talk!!!
LMAOO W COMMENT
Omniman is the last person i'd wanna see cause i sure as hell don't wanna live in a world where he exists 💀
agreed, he would murder you in the most brutal way possible
@@keeganlafferty1395
Does he torture you? Or just kill you brutally?
@@ERROR-k9vhe kills you brutally
@@ERROR-k9v Omniman isn't particularly sadistic, his negative traits are more in the sociopathic range, he doesn't care enough not to brutalize you, but doesn't draw joy from causing you pain.
He's like Superman without the moral compass, most interactions with him are just going to be "punched into a fine mist" if you're a regular person who somehow got his ire. Because you're beneath him. Enjoying hurting you would suggest that you're more important than you are.
@@thaddeusgenhelm8979Omniman definitely isn't a sociopath. He cares deeply for Mark and his wife even if he doesn't want to admit it, and his range of emotions and personality definitely doesn't feel antisocial. I'd say it's just the society he was brought up in.
Shinra: *sees crime* "Hey man! Don't do bad stuff! It's bad!"
Batman: *inhales in the middle of gotham* "Guy smells a little too funny, gonna kick his ass just to be safe"
He isn’t just gonna beat someone’s ass he’s gonna put you on life support and you better hope you have insurance
I mean to be fair everyone inside dolphin is clearly a criminal your criminal including Batman himself
Bruh that fact it smells "funny"🤣🤣🤣
Hahaha underrated comment right here! XD
@@plantainsame2049 bro i love how it authocorrected to Gotham 😂
"Thinks about a crime"
Batman: everytime you walk slower I run faster
That’s honestly one of the most terrifying sentences I’ve ever read
It's a good threat ngl
@@RhineStone46for real💀💀🤣🤣
@@RhineStone46Everytime I read it I laugh
If Batman doesn’t kill you, the sight of the medical bill will.
Given Wayne Enterprises basically owns some aspect of every industry in Gotham and more, it’s likely you’d end up in Batman’s own hospital.
To be fair that would also explain his consistent income
Better pray Batman isn't American in your universe 😂
@@ridhwwanGotham is canonically in New Jersey I think
@@grindory new York, it was new York before it became Gotham
Btas batman wouldn't hospitalize people for petty crimes.
Batman gonna beat yo ass even when you think about a crime 💀
Fr Batman would put you on life support for basically anything
BATMAN'S A BULLY 💀 I'D CHOOSE THE TURTLES 🤣
@@paniniprincess5211 if Batman was a bully he won’t be beating yo ass for that lunch money, he’d do it for fun 💀
Batman: Are you thinking about running a red light?
could be a lawyer thinking about ur client's case he'd break in your window grab you toss you to the street, jump out the window and use you as a cushion and begin curb stompimg you
“You were just jaywalking, which is encouraging kids to take part in dangerous acts. Say goodbye to a working collarbone.” -Batman
He would probaly say that 😂
Justice for Gotham 🦇
"You didn't have a permit for your lemonade stand no more legs for you"
And then he sees joker committing war crimes and says "okay I can't stay mad at you
Accurate
"So you won't kill but you're fine with traumatic brain injury?" -Damian Wayne
“Pretty much.” -Bruce Wayne
Good old injustice 2
I would make your momma joke to you but you know, she’s in a box
Now honestly, I hate Damian's guts in injustice 2, but for once he is actually right, I mean my guy wants to beat criminals to the point of getting brain damage and send them to the hospital but he doesn't kill the Joker☠️☠️☠️☠️
Honestly the only thing about Batman whole franchise that doesnt make sense @Babamarcus2632
shinra is the defintion of "looks can be decieving" like bro looks like a straight up demon but is the kind of dude to help an old lady cross the street
Yeah, I mean the guy wants to be a hero. Correction! he is a hero for all he did for the people of his world.
Whats shinra from? The anime looks cool
@@yalmer571 fire force
@@technoraize2715 he became a god
He created death
“Batman would beat me up for looking suspicious” Meanwhile Batman’s holding up a black guy.
His fists are rated E for Everyone
Yeah, that's pretty evidence 😂😅😅😅
IKR!?
Ayo😂
@@valleypathfinder9891 nah, the jokers E for everyone, including Harley
"I swear to god"
"SWEAR TO ME"
Bruce is a fucking monster😂
That had me dying in Batman Begins 😂
Any one of these, I’d still shit my pants
Well the question was wich was the worst not if anyone was not scary. Like yeah all of them can probably put the fear of god in you.
Especially Omni man
@@AugustoEL one of them Is a legitimate God ahahah
@@rapidcougar3785 Don't tell me just let them think about it at night
@@rapidcougar3785 yeah, Batman is
*Sees Batman*
"I'll talk before you beat my ahhh..!"
*Batman beats your ass*
Batman: That's not how this works you little shit
Batman: *extracts broken tooth out of his knuckles* "that's what you get for being a smartass instead of spitting facts."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Batman will just knock you out cold safely in one punch after you talk anyway, so there's no options other than being tortured, and swiftly getting knocked out.
Bro really said "Ahhh" unironically
I love the scene when a guy got beat up by Batman before, walked into the same room batman was in and he just walked out telling his partner he saw nothing in the room.
Considering that Batman is also a billionaire, imagine being in a hospital funded by the same guy who put you in there.
And then because it takes place in America and a very corrupt city. The Healthcare cost would just be even higher than it is in rl.
@@MyAramil free healthcare isn't free, you pay it through taxes, so if someone gets injured, everyone is paying for it whether they like it or not.
@@nicholas-dv1mgmy taxs is being use better than America healthcare.like it not even comparison America litterally control how many Dr they can have insurance have too many hole to take advantage like what
@@nicholas-dv1mg the funny thing about that, taxes is way higher in America.
Better take this information with a big grain of salt.
@@simplestickland3367 depends on where you live I think, even then there are many ways to legally decrease the amount of taxes paid which most rich people use.
The first guy bat man was holding off a building “accidently” dropped a candy wrapper on the ground and that’s littering
Oh dear
Deserved
Besides the joke that was actually the curropt Mayor Sharp who runs Arkham Asylum and attempted to assist Hugo Strange in killing all inmates in Arkham City.
@@TheManWhoErasedHisNane I mean after a super villain escapes from Arkham I would just kill them and not wait for them to do it again
@@Glis54 Batman just puts them in a full body cast, gives them severe head trauma and literally cracks skulls. And that is his extreme. A LIGHT punishment is a few broken ribs, a broken limb and maybe some head trauma.
i like how out all of them, batman is the one that always tell the "no kill rule", but still be the scariest
“If you want people to respect the big laws, you’ve got to enforce the small ones.” Batman
😂
Wrong Batman mate
@@yeho8 thankfully. 😮💨
I was about to say did the show not call that exact Batman out as being wrong.
@@calebkopp7636 He was wrong overall, but the actual batman agreed with his initial statement after seeing how he cleaned up the streets by enforcing smaller laws, he just disagreed with how minor crimes were dealt with. You know he agrees because he stops at a red light while in a hurry to show that he respects the smaller laws.
LMAO Batman would break my ankles and say "leave now before I change my mind"
Best get to crawling
@@fenzulshackelford6438 proceeds to snap arms like twigs
@@oompa1274use your mouth or do the worm
@@oompa1274then you do the worm!
I don’t care if it hurts
ITS THE GOD DAMN BATMAN
If he says something YOU BETTER FUCKING DO IT
@@koathekid8255 Breaks back.
Batman: "Did penguin give you that umbrella? You won't be holding it anymore with those broken arms 🤣"
“‘If you’re lying, I’ll break the other one.’”
“‘The other what?!’”
*bone snapping sounds*
Holy shit where is that scene from!!
@@felixthecat7303 Batman: Arkham Knight
@@tenelum9865 I liked the scene where batman threatened to run over a criminals head
@@oldspiceel7148 yup one of the best ways to interogate
Batman don't even let his victims talk 💀
Me:
Coughs without covering my mouth
Batman: Proceeds to put me into a coma
I am amongus and I approve of this message
And the last thing you hear before he puts you in that coma is JUSTICE FOR GOTHAM
Me: misses the trashcan
Batman: Proceeds to kill me in hospital bills
The funny thing is that I coughed without covering my mouth while looking at this comment
@@professional_hater176 He's coming for you.
Batman would paralyze you from the neck down because your friend was the jokers Uber eats driver 8 years ago.
I find it funny that depsite almost EVERYONE having superpowers and wepaons here, the only 1 that will put small time crooks on life support is the one WITHOUT powers😂
The equivalent of a tiny dog being the only one biting and barking
Faxs
Yeah, that's how police works.
@@maximocaseres2526 😶
Arent the turtles as strong as normal humans tho?
Batman: " I'm not gonna kill you".
Also Batman: " But these hospital bills will"
Huh, you didn't know I was European. I don't care about hospital bills, my government will pay for it.
@@admiralmonocle3874Great job, now your taxes are gonna kill you. That money doesn't come from nowhere.
@@Anonymous-hx3pu ? If I'm injured or not doesn't make my taxes go higher for some reason. True, its paid with taxes, but my taxes will still be the same either way. My injury is not gonna make dent on them. Also atleast its good spended. Otherwise they might use that money to make useless constructs that break down after a month, because of the incompetence. They do that all the time.
Otherwise, I'm happy to pay my taxes as its helping everyone. They pay healthcare and built the infrastructure necessary for me to live. But they should really stop wasting it like buffoons.
Fun fact: Batman has set up the Wayne foundation to pay for the hospital bills of all the criminals he beats up.
@@admiralmonocle3874 yeah because Akrham, the city that Batman patrols, is in Europe. You should do a brain scan to check if there's still any up there. The government would pay for it, right?
Bro punctures your lung and then busts your vocal cords and goes "TALK!"
One of the best ones ive heard
Your cousin's boyfriend's friend's brother worked for the penguin and now your vertebrae is shattered in 12 sections by the Batman talking bout "WHERE IS HE"
You can have No relation Batman: don't matter
😂😅
And don’t even think about working for the riddler Batman really gone beat your head in 🤣
TRUUUUE
All riddler goons like to snitch 😂
I found this funny because in the Arkham knight game that green leprechaun looking mf will have you looking all around the map for trophies you had to collect and with each one you can only get it if you solve a riddle and you had to collect 300 of them so you can fight him because he kidnapped cat woman and held her captive
@@KGilliam91 They think it will save them 🤣 next thing they know ->🧑🦼
@@Britbaby961 on God 😂😂 but be talking big cap on that scanner
Batman would punch me in the jugular, hold me up in the air with his crushing grip on my throat, and just silently stares at me expecting answers without asking any questions.😂
“Batman would beat me up because my cousin is working for the joker”
Not even is working for the joker worked for the joker
@@imnonsense5109 not even.if you knew the joker before he became the joker
I like how Batman has such a home reputation about beating mfs asses for the smallest crimes that everyone else genuinely got handled seriously then we get to Batman and it’s just “he bouta beat yo ass fr”
There’s even a moment in JL where Batman is talking to Justice Lords Batman, and he mentions that their dictatorship heavily enforces small laws because people will follow the big ones too.
Batman is the epitome of "shoot now, ask questions later" 😂
Batman would never shoot you with a gun
@@OmegaIsHere-yw5vq"Punch now, ask questions later."
When youre swimming in gotham:
"No diving"
*drowns you*
Definitely from that one Tiktok
*I understood that reference*
"It wasn't murder cus I didn't use a gun" -Bruce 'Batman' Wayne
I've never heard such a true statement
"I could work for a villain without even knowing and batman would beat my ass"
True but there were a few variations where someone was working for a villian either unknowingly or against their will and at worse all they’d get was tied up. Look at the caretaker for bane in Batman beyond until he was found out to be the one using venom all he got was tied up by rope and asked where bane was. Look at the doctor in Arkham City she was working for the joker and keeping him alive against her will and even accidentally tried to hit batman with a bat but the worst that happened was having her bat takes away while they talked. Don’t get me wrong all variations of batman are a menace in some way but let’s not pretend they were beating up every person they found unless it was tik tok batman that dude has beat up one person for over 50 videos
@@nathanhendrickson790 'b-but my batman would never do that 😭😭😭' 😂😂😂
@@anon123214I mean the best version of batman have a degree of compassion. Like the Animated series Batman
@@tomasfong40 Not the point at all, but I agree...ish. Bruce is a multimillionaire if not billionaire, he's not gonna have the mentality of actually helping individuals, it's outside of his cultural barrier, and he's way more focused on sulking on the bloody face of poison ivy's hypnotized henchmen to give a damn.
There's genuinely nothing true about that statement
Batman is seriously crazy. Man talks about justice and how he doesn't kill but then he proceeds to shatter all of someone's bones and toss them off a building acting like they're not 110% dead.
To be fair, no one ever sees Batman and goes "oh shit, I give up", usually it's "OH SHIT, IT'S BATMAN, GET 'IM!"
That's because Gotham's criminals have the collective brain power of 10 IQ.
IT’S THE BAT!
*insert aggresive gun fire*
Ya that’s true
And then there’s the Tyger Guards
“Come out, Batman”
Except for that one goon.
"Somebody in here?"
*Makes direct eye contact with Batman, only to sloooowly close the door*
*Bumps into another goon*
"Something wrong?"
"...nope."
Peter in the comics didn’t really act differently when wearing the symbiote, the only time he was brutal was when the symbiote took control at night and even then the symbiote was pretty chill.
In the web of Spiderman run in the 80's he did rip off kingpin's wife's face with his wall crawling power to send a message.
So Id say "chill" is debatable.
@@shadesofdusk4031 huh, I guess I missed that issue. Well when it came to smaller crime most you’d get is a harsh but short. Haven’t read this books in a while..
@@criticalthought1112 yeah they were trying to compete with Frank miller's batman at the time. looking back on it most of Spiderman's more brutal moments in that run were instigated by kingpin or kraven the hunter.
But never forget Back in Black, where he put the cloth version of the black suit on specifically to beat menace to kingpin and lay him out
There were some instances of the original black suit era indicating Peter was growing more agressive. Though they are pretty subtle, differently from the cartoons and movie
"Batman! My cousin works for the joker and i want to help you!"
*breaks my jaw*
"TALK!"
Yeah batman be filling up Gotham hospital with petty criminals
Not to mention the levels of PTSD you will have after getting out of the hospital with batman beating ya ass.
Thug: *looks in room and sees batman* O_O' *leaves quietly*
Boss: did you find anything?
Henchmen: Nope.
Yeah honestly I'd just ask batman to kill me. The hospital bill that motherfucker is going to give isn't worth surviving. A fucking ambulance costs like 5k you add in the every broken bone in my body and the fact that he dropped me from the 20th floor, yeah fuck that shit just kill me now.
That's the one! That's the reason I NEVER wanna see batman if I'm on the wrong side of the law
Ah the smartest thug in Gotham
Ohh shidd I remember that episode XD
Apparently that dude was later hired in a manager position at Wayne industries
Yeah I suppose he's smart enough for it
Batman method is hella effective. He’s always the one mfs don’t wanna be fighting in these 😭
There’s a difference between literally everyone and Batman. Would beat the Fuck outs you with no hesitation. And he fights to incapacitate so you know dam well your breaking some bones
Ya know? I’d rather be quickly killed by Omni-man over being brutally beat up by Batman to the point that I would’ve wished that I was dead.
@@Zack_Zander good choice cause even if you did survive that you'd be homeless an I'm pretty sure we both know why
me: downloads a rom of a 30 year old Nintendo game
batman: puts me on life support
Gold
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Batman working for Nintendo be like.
To be fair to batman you did just admit that your cousin works for the joke.
"Where are they!?" *proceeds to bash face in*
*tries to speak, but I'm muffled due to having my teeth punched out and my jaw broken*
Batman: *now talk*
Batman: *breaks a random small time criminals jaw* NOW TALK!
"NOW TALK"
The damage screenwriters have done to Batman's character is unmeasurable.
Exactly! He not the thug people think he is just like how Venom isn't an evil canibal unless if it's the Mac Gargan Venom or the 1610 Ultimate Venom.
Honestly you perfectly incapsulate the problem/why everyone thinks Batman is this psycho. So many screenwriters see Batman as this dark hero/“not like other lamer heroes” so they think they can pull all the typical dark, edgy antihero crap to the character
@@christopherauzenne5023batman is more of a pure hero than an anti-hero, but people like edge so what can you do.
For real. People literally think he will put you in the hospital for jaywalking.
@@hoangkienvu7572 Batman is an anti-hero
With how much I hear about superheroes as someone who's only seen the comics in-person in a store once in my life I'm entirely convinced all the comics are is just them beating the hell out of people for no reason and sometimes they're coincidentally evil and then the movies and shows make them good
Batman be dangling you over a ledge like “TALK” meanwhile your whole body flapping in the breeze cause every bone and tendon in your body is atomized
Fr
Just a scarecrow in the wind!
"Batman would break my legs and say now run before I change my mind"
And then you’ll proceed to run away with your hands, because he’s ducking Batman
So we aren't talking about the possibility of making Venom Peter angry?
No?
Aight, then.
Yea he’s so biased when it comes to batman
Me: *Achoo*
Batman: "so you've chosen death"
Hospitalization and trauma* Batman doesn't kill
@@Misted_Waffles_ he as killed people before lol
@@jmdeottawa.gatineaucestgay289 In alternate universes mostly.
@@whar2134 in original comics
A very legitimate reaction post 2020
I'll take my bet with the turtles
At least you might be able to make friends with mikey
You can literally bribe them with pizza
@@brandonfitzgerald1457 leo will take a lot of pizza to bribe
@@cyberwarrior5939 3 out of 4 turtles distracted is better odds to escape
@@brandonfitzgerald1457 the turtle im most worried about is Raphael
Let us never forget: Batman used a tire from the batmobile to interrogate a goon for info 😳
Just saying if Batman pulled up on me wanting some answers, I would will into existence the correct ones... even if I had absolutely nothing to do with the concerning incident.
I wouldn’t wanna see Omni-man cuz I wouldn’t put it past him to collapse my skull cuz he was pissed abt smth
True, but he also wouldn't hold back. He's not going to torture you. One quick, painless splat and it's over. Like falling off a building without the anticipation.
Nah I don't think omni man would target you for committing a crime. With omni man if you're killed you're either a target or you're caught in the crossfire of him trying to kill his target
Bruh let him be mad at his son while I’m nearby 💀
Mf killed thousands of people destroyed a city and caused an avalanche
Because his son liked earth
@@loganking1392
If I had to choose between Batman or Omni-man, I think the quick death from Omni-man is a mercy after knowing what Batman does to his… victims.
@@Zack_Zander Yeah batman be messing people up and be like
"talk!, where's the money!"
While my jaw is unhinged 💀
Batman: *cripples the criminal and gives him permanent brain damage*
Also Batman: “Now talk!”
People do be forgetting the part where he tries to turn your life around (like emplying former villains) mans may break your legs, but he'll pick up the bill, give you a job and take you off the streets.
Additionally most of the time the people he does the more brutal stuff are Remorseless criminals and not down on their luck people forced into crime to survive (with these guys at most he’ll give you an intense scare/mild beating to scare them far away from crime)
@@christopherauzenne5023like a dislocation of every bone in you left arm
Yeah
And people legit forget that he uses intimidation first, if you back down he will not hurt you. It's amazing how many writers who hate him &/or what if stories has ruined his rep.
he once got rid of all of Black Mask's men by . . . offering them jobs, that man is merciful when it comes to people that had no choice
"Turtles fight for honor."
Me who've seen Raphael and Leonardo nearly killing each other and their love ones in sparring matches.
Omni man, doesn’t matter if I did a crime he’d just brutally murder me then and there. Batman doesn’t kill and is intelligent enough to know there’s no point in fighting if I’ve already surrendered.
*_[Batman breaking every bone in my body for running a stop sign in a Kroger parking lot intersection]_*
At 4 am lmaoo
Batman:Dammit Damien, we don't Kill!
Also Batman:*proceeds to shatter my entire skeleton because I drank coffee the wrong way*
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Not for drinking the coffee wrong
He would rather paralyze a henchmen before he paralyzes the joker
I think it really depends on what variation of Batman youre up against.
If you immediately surrender to animated Batman, you may not get beaten up so bad depending on what you did.
Let's give Batman a little more credit here. 😂 He may be a hit crazy but he has honor and genuinely knows when to use force and when not to. He can look you up and down and know how strong or pathetic you are.
Additionally he probably can tell if you’re an actual criminal or just someone who’s forced to do crime and would probably find a way to help you out of your situation
A just saw a comment that sums things up near perfectly “the amount of damage screenwriters done to the character is astounding”
@@christopherauzenne5023Yeah. Of the list I don't know too much about the two anime characters, but I'd say the turtles, depending on the version, would likely be the most terrifying option. Assuming Omni Man's timing isn't coincidental and he's "just making a point" to his son. If that's the case you're dead regardless.
Doesnt matter how pathetic you are theres a lesson in breaking people's bones.
Depends on his mood, batman can be bad, there's plenty of material that shows how far he can go, I'd rather hope he's not having a bad day, lol
@@DeitySkullKidthere is also a lot of Material showing how he can be nice its judt really is chaotic with the writer
Yeah that sounds about right batman is ruthless when it comes to whopping somebody's a$$!
I remember that one scene in injustice 2 batman brutally beat the dog sh*t out of a random henchmen.the beating was so bad that batman had to check on the dude's pulse! Even Robin called him out on it.
If I remember correctly Damian words were "so no killing but excessive brain trauma is fine"
@@samuraibear5102 what
@@llamasalas357 what do you mean what
@@llamasalas357 that's what Robin said
It wasn’t even a henchman. It was a guard for Arkham asylum
Fr fr. Some versions of Batman are on demon time 24/7! They will hit you with the, Double Flip Lockjaw Arm Twister Backbreaker of Doom from ten stories high onto solid concrete and then say something like, “now talk!”
It's worth noting that isn't Spidey with the Venom symbiote, it's a black suit he wears when he's been pushed past his limits and decided to drop the whole friendly neighborhood schtick.
The first couple days he had the suit he was the same, but after awhile he lost it💀
In the Comic, the symbiote doesn't even alter his personality, he just got rid of it because he realised it was alive.
Me: *Jaywalks*
Batman: I'm Vengeance
Me: What the f..
Doctor: Welcome back! You were in a coma for 6 months.
Me: Why can't I feel the rest of my body?
Doctor: We um had to amputate...
@@nikolapecanac3094"just put me out of my misery and spare away the bills"
@@nutmegsart2004 “Doctor” : Ah sorry sir im afraid the prosigure is alredy complete. Here is the bill “hands it over”. Oh right my apologies, i almost forgot. This is the bill to be put off life support. Have a great day!
Batman would break 25 bones in your body then buy your insurance company just so he can refuse any healthcare coverage
The Turtles. All I have to do is drop my stolen goods and run away.
Not if it's the OG Turtles. They'll straight up kill you for it.
Unless raph is feeling like smacking you
@@roastedpeanut6193 If I see them first I feel like I'm good. If Ralph gets to me first tho?
Fuck I'd take Omniman then.
Nah, man, that would work for them, theyd probably question you or somthing, but batman would chase you down, terrorize you, then take your ass out anyways
The batmam part got me, LMFAO
Is he wrong though
That moment when you decide to jaywalk in Gotham and get put into a coma you'll probably never wake up from.
Given the picture is of the Animated Series Batman, I think he’d be more inclined to teach than harm. Teach forcefully, no doubt, but he is a much more mellow Batman than some others.
"You play chicken long enough, you fry!"
Now if it was Arkham Batman…
He is Batman, not the gun toting psychopath Snyder made.
@@notproductiveproductions3504Specifically Arkham Kinght after he was revealed
"Batman would beat my ass if I missed the garbage can"
It honestly depends on which Batman your talking about. The Arkham games Batman I would not mess with, but there are some versions of him where he goes to a villains hideout and gives their goons his business card and tell them ‘Wayne enterprises will give you a job, just give them a call’
“Batman would beat me up for looking suspicious” 💀💀💀
"Batman would break every bone in my body just because my cousin worked for the Joker" I'm dying XD
I'd be BEGGING the turtles to lock me away to save me from everyone else 😂
Unless it’s the comic turtles.
Why does everyone forget that Batman just wants to rehabilitate people
Yeah this is silly, if Batman was really that loose with his no kill rule then the joker would be a vegetable, or at least in a wheelchair. But no, Batman just puts him in Arkham, the world’s least effective asylum in hopes Joker of all people will be reformed.
@@KnuttyEntertainment honestly he probably should paralyze joker from the neck down
@@kameronjones7139that would be an act of assault and “excessive force” and he’d turn himself in if he ever decides to be a REAL hypocrite
@@notproductiveproductions3504 I could see batman thinking that way even though he has probably crippled some of his opponents before
I think that comes from the fact a lot of batmans writers seem to forget that and just basicly make him the punicher without the guns in terms of atitude
Omni man: *Doesn’t care.*
Shinra: “Hey man, that’s not nice. Do you wanna talk?”
Black suit spider man: “I’ll put some dirt in your eye.”
Itachi: *Doesn’t really care, might go all philosophical on me or something*
The ninja turtles? It depends on the turtle. Mikey would just be like “Aye man, that’s not cool.” Donatello would be giving me hard data about how long I could end up spending in jail, and what kind of damage that would do to the rest of my life. Leo would just encourage me to rethink my life decisions and turn my life around. Raphael would just break my knee or something.
Batman? That crazy asshole would put my ass in the ICU in a heartbeat for stealing a candy bar or something. Now I’m tens of thousands of dollars in medical debt when I get out the hospital, as well as crippled.
To top it off with batman
He owns the hospital he sent you to
You basically paid him to get your ass kicked
@@dinobutler4564 business is booming
The turtles are so nice if I wasn't part of the foot or something they would only beat the breaks off of me if I had a weapon or was crazy strong
@@dinobutler4564 oh so insult to injury oh that’s way worse 😂
Accurate
Considering Batman threaten Cobble pot saying “I’ll break everyone bone in your body” he’s the last person I want near me. 😂
Batman would genuinely pummel me and leave me hospitalized for 2 months for dropping a candy wrapper on the side walk every else would just carry on
The tmnt were my childhood and just now i realized how terific they are
That's great
Rare footage of comment not about batman (but they're funny)
Me: pirates a movie
Batman: *knock knock I got a Glock*
First mistake would be living in gotham
Fr who the hell still lives in Gotham I would instantly move over to the next town I don’t want to deal with joker blowing up shit every week and Batman paralyzing 6 guys infront of my house
@@guts1952 people wanting cheap rent and housing costs🤷♂️
@@guts1952you are more likely to get robbed or killed in gotham then Batman beating the breaks off of you
"batman stole my bones"
A literal quote from a bad guy who punched robin, live in fear for batman can steal your bones without you dying
as much as i love batman, this is absolutely true, especially for arkham batman. imagine being forced into a prison city, decide to just hang out with some friends and next thing you know batman drops from the sky and breaks every bone in you and your friends body just because batman decided he wanted you in a bodycast
"Looks at Batman wrong"
Gets every bone broken becoming permanently in a wheel chair.
The Batman fans come out saying that's my hero he never kills :)
I smoke weed I feel Batman the only one straight whoopin my ass over that. He'd be like where's the drugs!!! While performing a series a kicks in my chest 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭
I have a feeling the Turtles would simply ask me to pass it around
@@OK-yy6qz they would order 40 pizza's and tell you to pass the weed around lol
I feel like Batman wouldn't really care about weed, unless you're selling it to a kid, or something.
@@CaptainActually1 batman would brutally beat you for just walking suspiciously.
@@OK-yy6qz That really depends on what incarnation of the Turtles you’re talking about.
We talking 80’s Turtles? Most certainly.
2012 Turtles? HELL no.
Im choosing neither and going with Stain from MHA, not only am i gonna get my skull split in 2 by a hero who stops me (god forbid its endeavor💀) but once he shows up, both me and the hero are gonna either get our heads cut entirely off or we gonna get tortured to death until ANOTHER hero shows up and then gets bodied aswell, literally gonna be forced to watch an endless bloodbath while i myself am bleeding out next to a dumpster, paralyzed and unable to move 💀
Batman the type of guy to paralize you after you go go 31 in the 30 zone
Batman When Barbara Got Shot was The Most Brutal ( I’ve seen Batman)
You forget how hot tempered Raph is especially these newer adaptations where he’s a Batman fanboy he would drop you without a though
*Me Jay walking by moon light and suddenly everything gets dark*
Me: fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
The Batman: I AM VENGEANCE
Prosides to break your bones while saying your browser history
Batman won't kill you but the hospital bills will
@@Thehau4ntedcheese now to imagine physical hospital bills grabbing weapons and stabbing people
"OH SHIT ITS BATMAN!"
*jumps off the rooftop*
Batman stops your fall just to break your back himself
Batman coming in with a flying kick to break your fall xD
ITS DA FREAKIN BAT
Its worse if its arkham batman
Ayo?
Batman catches you as you are falling to your death
You- Th-Thanks Batman you saved my--
Aggressively knees ypur spine while holding you up.
Batman - Your cousin works for Bane. Where is he?
Batman have mercy, I was just working for Him cause he offer dental plan and a retirement plan !
Batman: Good you gonna need both of them
*Proceeds to beat me into a comma*
Batman: You are lucky I don't kill
I'm surprised there is that many criminals in Gotham because there is no way any of them can afford those hospital bills. Honestly Gotham's underground world should be just a bunch of people in wheelchairs and massive debts.
@@B1ackWolf beat up villains so badly and let them is your hospitals to get cash Batman's secret strategy
@@AhmadAhmad-xv5cr ok that makes way too much sense xD
The last person I “Don’t” wanna see, Is ma mom holding her slipper.
Trust, u won't see it coming😂
Dude, this is why I love you. You help put things into a conceivable perception. I thought I should worry omni-man. DEADASS WRONG. The only person to fear is Bruce.
Shop close at 10pm...
Me who finished and head out at 10:01...
Batman: Hey hey 👊
Me: *puts on a clown mask*
*looks up*
"WHERE IS THE JOKER"
me: WHO TF IS JOKER
*choking sounds*
Batman: *breaks my spine, punctures my lungs, breaks my skull with a bottle of wine and stabs me in the chest with a shard of glass*
Batman: I am going to ask again WHERE. IS. THE. JOKER