the centimeter measurements are a little off track, compared to their foot counterparts, you can already tell how innacurate the imperial system is. heres the measurements in cm for everyone mentioned in the video. (most likely inaccurate since the imperial system sucks). and you also got some wrong (also spoilers for the video) fodders: v1 & v2: 94.7928 cm (fucking midget) filth: 111.76 cm stray: 165.1 cm schizm & pyromaniac: 129.54 cm stalker (no sand bobm): 241.3 cm stalker (sand bobm): 170.18 cm idol: 106.68 cm idol (with the massive fucking drill): 200.66 cm soldier: 139.7 cm aerials: gabriel: 177.8 cm drone: 71.12 cm maurice: 132.08 cm maurice (spider): 365.76 cm mindflayer: 172.72 cm virtue (head to toe): 213.36 cm virtue (sphere): 91.44 cm virtue (with wings): 269.24 cm (8'10) brutes: swordsmachine: 220.98 cm cerberus: 302.26 cm sentry ("head"): 185.42 cm sentry (entire model): 236.22 cm (roughly 7'9) behemoths: insurrectionist: 393.7 cm insurrectionist (maurice): 182.88 cm hideous mass: 518.16 cm ferryman (gamer pose): 157.48 cm ferryman (extrovert pose): 223.52 cm extras: rat: 6.35 cm bigger rat: 96.52 cm bigger rat (length): 579.12 cm druid (gamer pose): 68.58 cm druid (legs): 152.4 cm druid (estimated height): 223.52 cm stickman: 251.46 cm prime//souls: minos: 182.88 cm sisyphus: 345.44 cm fresh prison (entire model): 1,678.94 cm fresh prison (only "head"): 871.22 cm fresh panopticon: 1,356.36 cm fresh panopticon (only "head"): 482.6 cm and thats all of them (well, almost). i will probably go out of my way to measure the corpse of minos and the leviathan later (maybe)
...The imperial system is exactly as accurate as the metric system (it's literally defined in terms of the metric system, even). Those inaccuracies come from the fact that the figures in the video are low-precision estimates.
Eu gracias bro lo necesitaba, antes de ir a los comentarios saque como tres porque no me cuadraban (Hey thanks bro i need it, before i go to the comments i calculate three heights because it not make sense to me)
Oh boy! I hope that the creator of the game will never disprove the whole video with one singular comment and make watson 20 hours of work fall into insignificance and oblivion.
The reason I think Sisyphus's soul is larger than Minos is due to the fact that, while in hell, he was remembered very much by his fellow insurrectionists AND the armies of heaven, whereas Minos was easily dealt with by Gabriel alone
"minos was easily dealt with by gabriel alone" is not really a good argument, because remember - minos did NOT fight back - he wanted to talk it out though I can see sisyphus being stronger than minos
@@olakserrevived6092 I know that Minos didn't want to fight, i'm just saying the difference between the amount of angels really noticing minos is far less than the amount of angels that really cared about sisyphus
It was because he was so determined to stand up to heaven that his prime soul was so big, he stood to his ideals and even when getting imprisoned his prime soul was already forming, good take on it tho
It might be because Sisifus started the primification, THE MOMENT he died, so he was a prime soul for longer than Minos, plus, Sisfus was a warrior, while Minos was a diplomat l, so that may also have something to do with it
To find the leviathan height/length, you could probably try to freeze the Levi during its lunge attack or its low tail sweep attack, and find the length by finding the ratio between height and segment length, and then multiplying the segment length by the number of segments, and assume the head/tail have the same dimensions.
Just going off of a pure guess, being that hideous mass is ABOUT a quarter of the size of the corpse of king minos' head, and considering his body is about 5-6 of his own head long... not including the spikey part coming out of the top of his head, going at the high end, the corpse of king minos would be 400 GODDAMN FEET TALL, 408 to be exact.
If Gabriel isn't a short king we can in fact replace all measurements with the height of a barrel roughly to get a cannon height, most barrels are 33.5 inches
I have idea that might not work: another way to measure the enemies would be to export their models to something like blender and use the grids in those programs to make measurements. Again, this might not work since Hakita may have chosen not to create the models to-scale because of the decision to not have canon heights.
I actually did this once out of curiosity. If I remember correctly, Minos Prime's model measured in at something like 9'3". If you give me some time I can probably get a list down in here
so after a considerable amount of time I have realized that Ultrakill's internals are an absolute clusterfuck and none of the models have a consistent size. Sometimes Minos Prime exports to be 4 feet tall, other times it exports as 13 feet tall. TL;DR I fucking hate Unity and I'm bad at working with it
Use of Pythagoreas' theorem, in an albeit scuffed way, can be used to determine the wingspan of the Virtue. So, because I am also lazy, I just used what I saw in the video to measure it. from the top edge of the wing to the tip, the wing can be estimated to about 5 units long (its basically a 3,4,5 triangle). With each box being about a foot and an inch, that means each wing is about 5 and a half feet long, with the total wingspan (consisting of both wings and the body) to be about 13 and a half feet. Chances are that either my math or my methods are entirely wrong, but also, the virtues are quite large to begin with, so 13 or so feet seems reasonable for total wingspan and 5 feet per wing.
enemy silhouettes have an adjustable activation distance it's measured in meters, and each grid square is exactly 1 meter (unless m stands for something else) do what you will with that information assuming this is true, then gabriel is about 5.5 meters tall and v1 is 4.75 meters tall
@@WiggleMcsquiggle Makes some sense tbh,Probably needs a larger body to be able to store enough blood to restore and power himself and scales much better with the human made objects (chair and table in Claire de lune)
By using cheats during the night cycle of level 4-2 you can summon enemies in comparison to the eiffel tower, statue of liberty, and big ben. By then approximating the size of the height of the enemy model to whatever one you used you can find one enemy's height and base the rest of them off of that one. The statue of liberty should be the easiest to compare it to as the base has a defined height and the angle it is in the ground can be easily figured out with math. Edit: Having gone through the texture for the coin it is the 3rd Mark 1590 edition under the rule of Johan III, having a diameter of 18.4 mm, do with that what you will.
Also, if we're using ingame models, V2 is the 2nd tallest Boss since he's slightly crouching almost all the time that isnt KOKM, FP and The other FP, HM, or The Prime Souls Except for the Cerberi, or the Swordsmachine. So basically he's 3rd Tallest. Edit: Forgot Maurice was a boss, V2 is like the 6th since the Ferryman and the Insurrectionist exists too. Then theres the bastard of SWTWC which drags him down to 7th And then the funny skeleton man puts him 8th
1. I pinned a comment which converted the rates properly (I messed up while converting feet to centimeters) 2. I was talking about V1 not the Hideous Mass when I mad that under 6 feet joke
You should probably count all the hights using the cancarous rodent since its based on a real creature. So just look up how tall mice are and then it will be truly accurate
You could redo this with the soap item in 1-3; since soap is a real item in the real world, you could get the measurements of the average soap bar and use those to get actual canon heights.
another clue is just seeing doors,v1 must be very tall around humans since you already know people in the age of like 20 would be near the size of a door ik,depending on height but it could still be kinda accurate cuz u can just look at a door ingame and try to guess the height of v1 and other characters compared to a door but v2 is taller lol
Hey listen to me, just stick with me here. There are base game textures in the cybergrind that are 1m tall so you can actually get an even more accurate height
why didn't you just used a unity asset decompiler, decompile v1's model and put it into blender next to the default cube (it's canonically 1m or about 3.4 feat) :/
Lmao, i just can't stop laughing at how people react to Hakitas comment. I know some of them are sarcastic, but i also know that a lot aren't. Like, you can believe whatever you want, but you have to acknowledge the truth.
the centimeter measurements are a little off track, compared to their foot counterparts, you can already tell how innacurate the imperial system is. heres the measurements in cm for everyone mentioned in the video. (most likely inaccurate since the imperial system sucks). and you also got some wrong (also spoilers for the video)
fodders:
v1 & v2: 94.7928 cm (fucking midget)
filth: 111.76 cm
stray: 165.1 cm
schizm & pyromaniac: 129.54 cm
stalker (no sand bobm): 241.3 cm
stalker (sand bobm): 170.18 cm
idol: 106.68 cm
idol (with the massive fucking drill): 200.66 cm
soldier: 139.7 cm
aerials:
gabriel: 177.8 cm
drone: 71.12 cm
maurice: 132.08 cm
maurice (spider): 365.76 cm
mindflayer: 172.72 cm
virtue (head to toe): 213.36 cm
virtue (sphere): 91.44 cm
virtue (with wings): 269.24 cm (8'10)
brutes:
swordsmachine: 220.98 cm
cerberus: 302.26 cm
sentry ("head"): 185.42 cm
sentry (entire model): 236.22 cm (roughly 7'9)
behemoths:
insurrectionist: 393.7 cm
insurrectionist (maurice): 182.88 cm
hideous mass: 518.16 cm
ferryman (gamer pose): 157.48 cm
ferryman (extrovert pose): 223.52 cm
extras:
rat: 6.35 cm
bigger rat: 96.52 cm
bigger rat (length): 579.12 cm
druid (gamer pose): 68.58 cm
druid (legs): 152.4 cm
druid (estimated height): 223.52 cm
stickman: 251.46 cm
prime//souls:
minos: 182.88 cm
sisyphus: 345.44 cm
fresh prison (entire model): 1,678.94 cm
fresh prison (only "head"): 871.22 cm
fresh panopticon: 1,356.36 cm
fresh panopticon (only "head"): 482.6 cm
and thats all of them (well, almost). i will probably go out of my way to measure the corpse of minos and the leviathan later (maybe)
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mindflayer is 5’8”??? 🥴🥴🥴
...The imperial system is exactly as accurate as the metric system (it's literally defined in terms of the metric system, even). Those inaccuracies come from the fact that the figures in the video are low-precision estimates.
Hell yeah my favorite bosses fresh prison and fresh panopticon
Eu gracias bro lo necesitaba, antes de ir a los comentarios saque como tres porque no me cuadraban
(Hey thanks bro i need it, before i go to the comments i calculate three heights because it not make sense to me)
Gabe isn't 5'10". None of the characters have canon heights.
Damn 😢
☹️
How tall is Gabriel tho?
@@ZenithPeak1 no canon height
make him 11ft tall for funnies
Watson after finally finishing this vid that took him 20 hours.
Hakita:
"Gabe isnt 5'10"
What a great video, i sure do hope the creator of the game mentioned doesnt deconfirm the entire video or anything
I hope so!
Hakita would never do something like that
Hakita would never do something like that
Hakita would never do something like that
Hakita would never do something like that
idc what hakita says this is canon ong
same
Watson... I CAN GOD DAMM HEAR YOUR SMOKE ALARM BEEP FOR BATTERY PLEASE GIVE IT BATTERIES
YOU’VE SEEN WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A MACHINE NEEDS FUEL
You know, I came here to learn statistics, not the fact that people have lewded the Hideous Mass.
The Gutterman gives us a great starting point with the skeleton in the coffin on it's back I'd say.
I mean, does it? It’s missing its limbs and most of what would give it any height.
1:28
PUT SOME BATTERIES IN THAT FIRE ALARM DAMN!!
high ping basketball game
Can’t forget 6:31
you almost forgot 5:53
I don't get it
@@cheesymacaroni4305 if you listen closely to the vid, you can hear a high-pitch chirp. That’s his smoke alarm literally going off.
Fun fact: if you don't replenish your fire alarm's batteries, a device used to save your life may not fulfill its purpose and henceforth you may die
Fun fact: The Cerberi in 0-5 are actually taller than the average cerberus
Makes sense
I knew that they felt bigger
Now he gotta do the video all over again
that's the boss version of cerberi
the enemy version of cerberi are a bit shorter
is that the same for all bosses turned regular enemies?
Oh boy! I hope that the creator of the game will never disprove the whole video with one singular comment and make watson 20 hours of work fall into insignificance and oblivion.
im taller than some ultrakill characters, i''ve never felt more proud
I cant beilieve i am 3rd of a INCH shorter than minos😔
The reason I think Sisyphus's soul is larger than Minos is due to the fact that, while in hell, he was remembered very much by his fellow insurrectionists AND the armies of heaven, whereas Minos was easily dealt with by Gabriel alone
"minos was easily dealt with by gabriel alone" is not really a good argument, because remember - minos did NOT fight back - he wanted to talk it out
though I can see sisyphus being stronger than minos
@@olakserrevived6092 I know that Minos didn't want to fight, i'm just saying the difference between the amount of angels really noticing minos is far less than the amount of angels that really cared about sisyphus
It was because he was so determined to stand up to heaven that his prime soul was so big, he stood to his ideals and even when getting imprisoned his prime soul was already forming, good take on it tho
I thought he was just a fatass
It might be because Sisifus started the primification, THE MOMENT he died, so he was a prime soul for longer than Minos, plus, Sisfus was a warrior, while Minos was a diplomat l, so that may also have something to do with it
To find the leviathan height/length, you could probably try to freeze the Levi during its lunge attack or its low tail sweep attack, and find the length by finding the ratio between height and segment length, and then multiplying the segment length by the number of segments, and assume the head/tail have the same dimensions.
Just going off of a pure guess, being that hideous mass is ABOUT a quarter of the size of the corpse of king minos' head, and considering his body is about 5-6 of his own head long... not including the spikey part coming out of the top of his head, going at the high end, the corpse of king minos would be 400 GODDAMN FEET TALL, 408 to be exact.
Gabe is 5'10". He is one of the characters who has canon height.
I wish
15:40 well that was unexpectedly sick
Video: *is actually nice and pretty well made*
Hakita: "Gabe isn't 5'10". None of the characters have canon heights."
me: "shut you're up."
You're up shut*
Get better grammer🤡🤡🤡🤡
If Gabriel isn't a short king we can in fact replace all measurements with the height of a barrel roughly to get a cannon height, most barrels are 33.5 inches
Each virtue wing goes outward around 5 feet
with the wings outstretched, a virtue is 13-ish feet wide
I have idea that might not work: another way to measure the enemies would be to export their models to something like blender and use the grids in those programs to make measurements. Again, this might not work since Hakita may have chosen not to create the models to-scale because of the decision to not have canon heights.
I actually did this once out of curiosity. If I remember correctly, Minos Prime's model measured in at something like 9'3". If you give me some time I can probably get a list down in here
so after a considerable amount of time I have realized that Ultrakill's internals are an absolute clusterfuck and none of the models have a consistent size. Sometimes Minos Prime exports to be 4 feet tall, other times it exports as 13 feet tall. TL;DR I fucking hate Unity and I'm bad at working with it
Use of Pythagoreas' theorem, in an albeit scuffed way, can be used to determine the wingspan of the Virtue.
So, because I am also lazy, I just used what I saw in the video to measure it. from the top edge of the wing to the tip, the wing can be estimated to about 5 units long (its basically a 3,4,5 triangle). With each box being about a foot and an inch, that means each wing is about 5 and a half feet long, with the total wingspan (consisting of both wings and the body) to be about 13 and a half feet. Chances are that either my math or my methods are entirely wrong, but also, the virtues are quite large to begin with, so 13 or so feet seems reasonable for total wingspan and 5 feet per wing.
the smoke detector in the background is my favourite character
enemy silhouettes have an adjustable activation distance
it's measured in meters, and each grid square is exactly 1 meter (unless m stands for something else)
do what you will with that information
assuming this is true, then gabriel is about 5.5 meters tall and v1 is 4.75 meters tall
so v1 is 15'6 feet tall?
@@WiggleMcsquiggle Makes some sense tbh,Probably needs a larger body to be able to store enough blood to restore and power himself and scales much better with the human made objects (chair and table in Claire de lune)
@@orangequill1645
IT'S A COMBAT ROBOT THAT IS NIMBLE
YOU DON'T WANT YOUR FAST COMBAT ROBOT TO BE GARGANTUAN
IT SHOULD BE SMALL
@@UH-60_Blackhawk but funny
welcome back to another ULTRAKILL video!!!! *vehicular manslaughter*
amazing video, I loved watching this!
finally you corrected yourself 👏
only took 7 months
By using cheats during the night cycle of level 4-2 you can summon enemies in comparison to the eiffel tower, statue of liberty, and big ben. By then approximating the size of the height of the enemy model to whatever one you used you can find one enemy's height and base the rest of them off of that one. The statue of liberty should be the easiest to compare it to as the base has a defined height and the angle it is in the ground can be easily figured out with math.
Edit: Having gone through the texture for the coin it is the 3rd Mark 1590 edition under the rule of Johan III, having a diameter of 18.4 mm, do with that what you will.
You should put new batteries in your fire alarm, it’s dying and I can hear it beeping.
my man 🤝
5:52 CHANGE YOUR SMOKE DETECTOR'S BATTERYS!!
fix your damn smoke detector
9:58 "malicous head"
fr though good video I liked it :)
Can’t you use the distance stated on the red nailgun when you attach a cable
Don't Minos and Sisyphus both have human hearts? just pixel measure it , compare it to a normal human heart and then use it as a ruler.
just count the pixels
That wouldn't work because not only is that hard to compare to the size of a human heart, both of their hearts differ in size
Of course, because we sure can trust the physical manifestation of one's soul to have an anatomically proportional heart
REPLACE YOUR FIRE ALARM
if Gabe isn’t 5’10, he’s 5’9.
Well, we can use gravity (9.8 kg*m/s**2) to measure anything just by speed of falling
Also, if we're using ingame models, V2 is the 2nd tallest Boss since he's slightly crouching almost all the time that isnt KOKM, FP and The other FP, HM, or The Prime Souls Except for the Cerberi, or the Swordsmachine.
So basically he's 3rd Tallest.
Edit: Forgot Maurice was a boss, V2 is like the 6th since the Ferryman and the Insurrectionist exists too.
Then theres the bastard of SWTWC which drags him down to 7th
And then the funny skeleton man puts him 8th
If we take out every single fucking thing from the game, he’d be the tallest!
@@felizenlmao
@@felizen Well it's not canon, but I'll shoot you out of one
But I was saying how low he is on height ranking
Live Benjamin Reaction:
3:55 Wow where did you get early access to the Act 3 V2 fight, aka, puddle of blood boss fight?
doesnt ferryman stand upright when hes striking you with the god beams?
change your smoke alarm batteries
Even though Hakita Ruined this video, it’s still incredibly entertaining.
I love the thumbnail so much
Issues you made with height measureing:
4:42 165 is 5 5 bruh not 4' 3"
10:28 17ft is not 6' 1" (185)
1. I pinned a comment which converted the rates properly (I messed up while converting feet to centimeters)
2. I was talking about V1 not the Hideous Mass when I mad that under 6 feet joke
Maurice is technically not an aerial enemy. He has translucent legs that make him be actually a spider.
replace your fire alarm batteries
10:42 When summoning lightning (preferably In brutal), the Ferryman actually stands upright.
THE THUMBNAIL ART IS SO GOOODDD
5:54 replace your smoke detector batteries
2:56 HELL YA BROTHER edit I thought he was a real one but then he converted it to the gay trics system
You should probably count all the hights using the cancarous rodent since its based on a real creature.
So just look up how tall mice are and then it will be truly accurate
Or don't do that since you probably have a life but it would make it more accurate.
Virtues can actually get enraged when they're falling to the ground as just a sphere so that's their actual physical body
11:16 Now that’s a sound effect I haven’t heard in a very long time.
"none of the ferrymans attacks make him stand upright"
just after you said that he did
after violence, it makes sense that V1 is so tiny, given what ths V-series is implied to have been made for
You should put batteries in your fire alarm
with all due respect, replace your fucking smoke alarm batteries
what the final prime soul is samael A.K.A the angel of death?
The ferryman will stand up straight when he is called down a lightning, which he we do on brutal difficulty if the player is far away
You could redo this with the soap item in 1-3; since soap is a real item in the real world, you could get the measurements of the average soap bar and use those to get actual canon heights.
hakita really said "BE GONE!"
The robo sapiens music unlocked a sleeper agent memory of that toy.
If you break cerberus how tall is he
This guy sounds like the "hey watson, cinderblock"
9:20 is he the second towe-
its funny that as if hakita watched this video and made 1000-THR "Earthmover" just to break this whole height list
" Gabe isnt 5'10 "
GET OU-
just, export the models into blender and check the height while they t-pose?
we all know gabriel is 1 foot tall
another clue is just seeing doors,v1 must be very tall around humans since you already know people in the age of like 20 would be near the size of a door ik,depending on height but it could still be kinda accurate cuz u can just look at a door ingame and try to guess the height of v1 and other characters compared to a door but v2 is taller lol
the fact that im somehow taller than half the characters is so funny to me
If you think about it, measuring it from doorframes at lust an wrath would've been a decent idea
I imagine all of these characters being about 9/8x the size of than the measurements given here.
Hey listen to me, just stick with me here. There are base game textures in the cybergrind that are 1m tall so you can actually get an even more accurate height
WHAT MOD IS IT IN 14:47
REPLACE YOUR SMOKE ALARM BATTARIES
thank god he aint a weirdo also good vid
so is everyone going to ignore "richers sex dungeon" and "pedophile meet..." ? really? fine
your fire alarm needs new batteries
extra thicc v1 pls
YOUR FIRE ALARM NEEDS BATTERIES
REPLACE THE GODDAMN BATTERIES IN YOUR FUCKIN SMOKE DETECTOR.
9:37 could’ve kept us wondering, but the door opened.
That Minos is caked up 👀
you can make the ferryman stand in brutal while he is doing a lightning attack
Replace your smoke detector bateries
Now calculate how to change your smoke alarm battery
Cerberus is 9'11 feet tal, which is actually the height of the shortest NBA player
why didn't you just used a unity asset decompiler, decompile v1's model and put it into blender next to the default cube (it's canonically 1m or about 3.4 feat) :/
@@darkfllame i have no idea what that is
Since heights aren't canon the stupid corpse can be 2'6 but we're just looking at it through an invisible microscope or something.
5:53 TRYNA HIDE THAT SMOKE DETECTER ALARM? NOT ON MY WATCH
Lmao, i just can't stop laughing at how people react to Hakitas comment. I know some of them are sarcastic, but i also know that a lot aren't. Like, you can believe whatever you want, but you have to acknowledge the truth.
being 3 inches taller then minos is quite a flex
I feel like the Corpse of King Minos would be comparable to the Empire State Building.
"SIR! ANOTHER ROCKET HAS HIT THE CERBERUS!!"
Fun fact: Broly is still taller than cerberus according to this video.
Yeah, that's the scary part.
if an oil drum is exactly 3 squares then why not use the average size of an oil drum (33.5 in) to calculate the true height
10:23 im no expert but i believe 17 ft is a bit taller than 185 cm
i also like that he got 2 things wrong, saying 7 ft and placeing 185cm text xd
change your fire alarm batteries
they may be annoying but they save your life