After saving the human colony on Feros the turian guy said that Shepard needs to learn how to make sacrifices. Guess what, I sacrificed them at the end of the game. Thank you Council for teaching me this valueable lesson!
There is a referance to this in ME3, Joker says : "Commander, do you want me to call the Council and hang up on them, just for old times sake?" or something among those lines.
+ExplosiveBG you will hear that line even if you never hung up on them... but if you hung up on them, you can hear joker and Liara talk about it (in Mass Effect 3).
Wish you could have done this to sovereign on virmire. Sovereign: "Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of..." Shepard: "Aww. Looks like we lost the signal."
I like how the Asari Councilor is trying to simultaneously mediate the hate-waves crashing between Shepard and the Turian and get her own message across.
@@anelbegic2780 ironically in Mass Effect 3 the turian council was the most down to earth meanwhile we know later that the asaris were hidding a prothean beacon and she knew it
@@000mjd That's what hapends when your main writter leaves, you put a more incompetent one in his place while trashing the original story out line for the trilogy just because it leaked. They even had to make last minute DLC for MS2 if i'm not mistaken just to make their new story make sense at all.
@@anelbegic2780 that's just not what happened at all. There's valid story reasons for Sparatus (turian Councillor) being more amenable in ME3. Got nothing to do with "incompetent writers". Drew Karpyshyn was one of many writers who worked on the trilogy, him leaving wasn't as big a deal as people make it out to be. A shame, definitely, but not a death sentence for ME3. The Arrival DLC wasn't last minute, and it isn't even integral to the story of ME3. It literally just bridges the gap between ME2 and ME3, giving a reason for Shepard being on Earth. Story works out exactly the same even if you didn't play Arrival.
@@DextroDNAOfficial Is that why all of ME2's characters basically got shafted and all the ME1 characters took center stage while all the new ME3 characters lack something if not totally suck? Bioware resycled so much from ME1 & 2 while adding little else that stayed memorable. Drew leaving, and Bioware chamging the story, also did effect ME3 in a very bad way. His storyline would have implicated the dark energy theory fe ME2 rather than the reapers just being massive morons and having logic breakdown at the end of ME3, they would have come off as more lawfull-evil than just chaotic-evil. Also don't lie that the story works our the same, i played ME2 and did arrival bit didn't really pay too much attention to it until ME3 starts and you're under house arrest. Took me abit to actually realize the only reason arrival exists which just makes me hate ot more. As for the turian counsiler's reason, sure he had a reason...only after it was too late and his people were going to go extinct...oops. He may not have liked shepard and humans, assuming of course you saved the original council in ME1 that is, but he spends almost every game until his species is in danger in ME3 badgering you no matter your actions. Assuming you killed the original council though, even if nothing really changed (lazy assholes at Bioware really couldn't be bothered honestly) except the dialogue in ME3 when refering to the original council yet all the races are recruited in roughly the same way honestly. ME1 & 2 are objectively the better written stories and gameplay wise, unless you started at playing ME3 first, better games mechanicaly as well.
My favorite one is Noveria - Killing the Rachni Queen: Turian Councilor: "Do you ENJOY committing genocide, HUMAN?" Shepard: "Depends on the species, TURIAN." That just got me laughing so hard~
That part was so annoying. You kill the queen - you're accused of genocide You let her go which is the better choice - you're told it was an awful decision which will have terrible results in the future
@@segevkrespi8609 With good reason. The Rachni were an incredibly dangerous threat to the entire galaxy. The Rachni wars? The entire reason the Krogan became such a power that the genophage was invented? It's just good faith that Shepard let them queen go and she would not return to trouble us again, but even luckier, she returns and helps us in ME3.
@@primary2630 Expect that it's hinted in ME2, when conversing with an Asari on Ilium, who was connected to the Rachni that the Rachni were controlled by someone, probably the Reapers, which is why they attacked the first contact teams sent by the Salarians. The Rachni desired peace
@@segevkrespi8609 yeah but the council races didn't know that they were controlled. It's not like the rachi did a good job of conveying their feelings.
@@DantesInferno96 true, but it doesn't matter. The rachni queen chose to remain hidden to avoid a new war, and was forces out by the reapers, and then you can save her.
+Agent Washington Mass Effect could have it's own series of minigames (as I saw someone mentioning in a thread GTA Citadel) but don't let EA know this otherwise we will have 10 games per year.
0:49 The fact that there is no filter on Joker and Shepard looks up always made me imagine Joker was in the ventilation above and actually cut the comms
Honestly, when I was a kid playing this game, I couldn't really understand how the Council could possibly be so blind to all the evidence you brought to them regarding the Reapers, even when you literally bring them a living Geth (Legion) to tell them DIRECTLY that the Geth were not behind Eden Prime in Mass Effect 2...and then I became an adult, and found out what politicians were...
The reason why the council is so stupidly ignorant is the same reason why the workers and politicians at Chernobyl didn't want to believe they had a huge disaster on their hands. Because in their fearful perception if it were true, then they were pretty much screwed. Or, they would have to work their asses off more then they want to, and that means they would have to step down.
"Looks like the Ascension is under heavy fire, Commander. You want me to patch you through to the Council?" "Patch 'em through, Joker." That would have been great.
4tehhorde Asari Councilor: Commander Shepard, we're under heavy fire from Sovereign and Geth forces! We request immediate assistance from the Normandy SR1! Shepard: Sorry, can't help you against something that doesn't exist. :D *Ascension blows up* Shepard: Aww. Looks like we lost the signal, Joker. Joker: ...Getting a little dark there, boss.
Kenpachi Ramasama This is hillarious! =)) Likewise, Mass Effect 2: Turian Councillor: "Ah yes, Reapers..." Mass Effect 3: Turian Councillor: Commander Shepard, Palaven is under attack! Asari Councillor: "We have a heavy situation on Thessia, Commander!" Shepard: "Ah yes, Reapers... I have dismissed that claim. I should go."
+4tehhorde " Commander ! Please don't cut us off again ! I'm begging you ! " " Give me a reason. " " We'll..uh..admit in public the Reapers exist ! " " And...? " " Anything you want ! Please, help ! ( crying ) " "...Fine. "
They seriously, seriously should have slipped this into Mass Effect 2 when talking to the Illusive Man at the end of the game after blowing the Collector Base to hell. TIM: "Are you just going to throw away billions of credits and units of resources? Disregard everything we have fought for up to this point?! Are you turning your back on me?!" Shepard: "You know it! :D" *Hangs up.*
+Nightblade1337 technically, they do let you cut off the Illusive man at the end of the game, but I think there's a dialogue combination you need, which I have been able to do. start with the one about bullshit on your end, add in don't order me around, or something, and end off with a disconnection
the realistic Shepard is someone like half paragon and half renegade like: "oh i love saving people by shooting at anyone who piss me off" or "I'm gonna kill anyone who tries to stop me from saving this galaxy, even those bitches also known as The Council"
@@derokdeathaxe6984 Yeah, through-out the three games I've played with this character, it keeps coming out 100% paragon and 25% renegade (75/25 in ME3). I can't be nice all the time, sometimes someone deserves it.
@@derokdeathaxe6984 I agree with Camelotsmoon, I think the perfect Shepard is 75% Paragon and 35% Renegade. The Alignment is the only thing I cheat in the Mass Effect Trilogy so I don't need to stick to one alignment to not miss out on anything.
@@Camelotsmoon that, and sometimes the renegade option is just being reasonable. ME2 renegade: headbutt the Krogan who won't get off Grunt's ass. ME3 renegade: knock the wind out of the Quarian admiral who nearly killed you.
"Useless Politicians" that implies the fact that there are non-useless politicians. "But, but! Noble VI! What about Anderson! You can make him a politician!" Anderson has, and always will be, a Military Man first.
I kept Wrex alive because his request on Virmire was reasonable (given his service up to that point) and he was clearly the biggest, strongest, meanest asshole in the squad. Canonically and logically, a superior grunt to Ashley. If krogan physiology was modeled accurately he could have literally bitten Shep's head off anytime he wanted.
@@jkl6652 I like how you wrote "a superior grunt", considering the name of the Krogan fella you get in ME2. I like it very much. :) And yes, one does not let Wrex go, he's a hell of a guy.
I feel like the real Shepard is a Paragon who does Renegade actions when the situation is truly upsetting. Like when you punch the Quarian Admiral in ME3 for firing on a dreadnougt you and your squad was on.
The second most satisfying renegade interrupt in the game. It's one I always do now in every plathrough. That interrupt is only second to the one with Kai Leng.
I always found that super unrealistic. You don’t throw a fit and assault a high ranking military official like Admiral Gerrel. I think cursing him out and kicking him off the ship would have been enough. I catch your drift though.
What are they gonna do? Arrest the guy amassing an army to fight the reapers? Punching the Quarians admiral is the least he deserves. If it weren't for Tail I would sided with the Geth and wiped them out.
@@alexanderblack4833 Actually yeah, the Quarians probably would pursue action against shepherd. Obviously the council would do nothing since you’re a spectre, but the Quarians could easily rescind their offer to fight for earth.
@@Miguel-jm2pf that would only ensure they stand alone against the reapers AND the geth. Not to mention that even IF they survive the war then their reputation would be even worst with the other races as the only species that stood by during the final push to beat the reapers. Even in the real world it wouldnt make sense to seek repercussions after the admiral went AWOL and fired on allied forces. Also, I doubt the alliance would just standby and do nothing to help Shepard, again the very guy that has the most experience with reapers and got the krogan and turians to help Earth. Shepard literally is worth more than some crazy short sighted admiral.
Honestly, I always felt a *little* guilty doing this to them (as funny as it is, and it is DAMN funny), because of the Asari Councilor-- sure, she dismisses your warnings regarding Sovereign and the Reapers, but at least she's *nice* and is the most reasonable (relatively) about it-- she's certainly not an outright insulting jerkoff asshole like the Turian Councilor (my otherwise straight-on Paragon NEVER missed an opportunity to give HIM lip).
"This is the Acension, requesting immediate assistance!" "Sir, they... they disconnected..." And in Mass Effect 3 "Commander, we got a message from the citadel council. They're waiting for you in the hyperlink room. You know, if you want to disconnect on them. For old times sake..."
Why does the Council takes mankind for unexperienced babies only good for poking in dark corners of space and making jokes? We will probably never know.
To be fair this is the only proper way to treat the council. They send a team consisting of arguably the best of the best in what they do equipped with the most advanced ship in existence on a mission and when the guy leading said team sends a report they just go "lol we don't believe you, let's make our own assumptions and act on them" like...tf ?
That last disconnect was really more of a you just pissed me off even more. Seriously, losing a team member that's been with you from the beginning is kinda hard.
If you kill the Rachni queen on Noveria, the Turian counsellor asks Shepard if he finds pleasure on commiting genocide. Renegade Shepard says "Depends on the species, turian." One of my favorite renegade lines ever.
I love Normandy SR1 got that kind of meeting room. after finishing an important mission, all of your squadmates sitting there, while Shepard gave an epic speech. good old times.
I never dismissed the council, but when I heard what Sparatus was going for, it took me a few seconds to consider answering, let it sink in, and disconnected without hard feelings. They didn't get on my nerves after that somehow. It seems Sparatus had a word with the other council members.
when someone plays paragon usually the player thinks as renegade shepard...i mean the council is a bunch of scaredy bitches...like they give you unlimited power(as a spectre) and still think like you're their pet...watch saren...he didn't give a single fuck to the council...still was their fav spectre
I just discovered on my latest playthrough that, during the first 3 missions (Feros, Noveria, Therum), if you disconnect the first time, then don't disconnect the second time, Shepard will have a new line if you disconnect on the third mission's completion; I did Feros last, and his line was "Goodbye, Councilor." after the Turian Councilor complains that of course you helped a HUMAN colony.
I have never played another game series that acknowledges my choices even half as well as Mass Effect did and Sheperd's performace just makes it all the funnier. This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while
Shepard: "Hey council, there's a warship bigger than the Ascension about to attack the station you live on. Might wanna keep an eye out." Council: "Lol funny joke, human."
Pavan CaLeRa If only Shepard could do this in ME2 during the meeting, they'd be worth saving just to do that again. In ME2 the closest to this i remember is when the Illusive Man gets disconnecting if Shepard chooses to destroy the Collector Base.
I always loved how Joker seemed to get more excited for these calls the more you disconnected them. Even in ME3 he’s got a line something like “You want me to call the council and hang up on them for old time’s sake?”
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After saving the human colony on Feros the turian guy said that Shepard needs to learn how to make sacrifices. Guess what, I sacrificed them at the end of the game. Thank you Council for teaching me this valueable lesson!
+Abuyin ibn Djadir Rekt!
+Abuyin ibn Djadir :'D THIS!
+Abuyin ibn Djadir I didn't let them die in my first two playthroughs. I'm now playing as a 100% good guy. But next time... next time...
+Abuyin ibn Djadir Sacrifice level Cerberus. Kill the council in order to make humanity stronger.
Well I guessed they learned a valuable lesson of their own--OH WAIT they're dead :P
"WHOOPS!"
Shit never gets old
You know it
Must've beaten this game ten times (most recently a couple weeks ago) and I just about fell out of my chair laughing hearing Shep say "WHOOPS!" :D
There is a referance to this in ME3, Joker says : "Commander, do you want me to call the Council and hang up on them, just for old times sake?" or something among those lines.
+ExplosiveBG you will hear that line even if you never hung up on them... but if you hung up on them, you can hear joker and Liara talk about it (in Mass Effect 3).
I hung up on the illusive man? Does it count?
Just got that scene, Liara can't believe Shep cut off the Council! XD
@@gas8257
Liara: Shepard did WHAT!?
Joker: What did you say? I can't hear you! I will call you later! >.> (disconnect)
When. Do. Liara. And. Joker. Talk. About. That. I. Need. To. Know. NOW!
"You know it" lmfao
Whoops!
“Aw, looks like we lost the signal Joker”
That never gets old, does it?
"Yes."
So funny, I’d atleast listen to them for a second before I hung up, so hearing “you know it” was a first. Always find something new with ME
"Are you calling in a report just so you can cut us off again?"
"You know it."
Absolute best.
"That never gets old, does it?"
Is Joker’s commentary afterward that has me in tears omfg
"Whoops"
What a chad
the way he delivered that line lmao
Wish you could have done this to sovereign on virmire.
Sovereign: "Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of..."
Shepard: "Aww. Looks like we lost the signal."
Can't resist. I have to be that guy.... It's Sovereign not Harbinger >.>
Twarex01 Oshit!
So it is...
What sort of fan am I...
101m4n We all make mistakes :P
"We will wipe your entire race--"
"WHOOPS!"
Sovereign has something to say.
As Nick Fury stated: "i recognize the council has made a decision but its a stupid ass decision i elected to ignore it"
I'm stealing this
Samuel L Shepard would definitely say that.
I like how the Asari Councilor is trying to simultaneously mediate the hate-waves crashing between Shepard and the Turian and get her own message across.
She was the only reasonable one on the council but even then the arrogance radiating off of her when she decides something is maddening.
@@anelbegic2780 ironically in Mass Effect 3 the turian council was the most down to earth meanwhile we know later that the asaris were hidding a prothean beacon and she knew it
@@000mjd
That's what hapends when your main writter leaves, you put a more incompetent one in his place while trashing the original story out line for the trilogy just because it leaked.
They even had to make last minute DLC for MS2 if i'm not mistaken just to make their new story make sense at all.
@@anelbegic2780 that's just not what happened at all. There's valid story reasons for Sparatus (turian Councillor) being more amenable in ME3. Got nothing to do with "incompetent writers". Drew Karpyshyn was one of many writers who worked on the trilogy, him leaving wasn't as big a deal as people make it out to be. A shame, definitely, but not a death sentence for ME3.
The Arrival DLC wasn't last minute, and it isn't even integral to the story of ME3. It literally just bridges the gap between ME2 and ME3, giving a reason for Shepard being on Earth. Story works out exactly the same even if you didn't play Arrival.
@@DextroDNAOfficial
Is that why all of ME2's characters basically got shafted and all the ME1 characters took center stage while all the new ME3 characters lack something if not totally suck? Bioware resycled so much from ME1 & 2 while adding little else that stayed memorable.
Drew leaving, and Bioware chamging the story, also did effect ME3 in a very bad way. His storyline would have implicated the dark energy theory fe ME2 rather than the reapers just being massive morons and having logic breakdown at the end of ME3, they would have come off as more lawfull-evil than just chaotic-evil.
Also don't lie that the story works our the same, i played ME2 and did arrival bit didn't really pay too much attention to it until ME3 starts and you're under house arrest. Took me abit to actually realize the only reason arrival exists which just makes me hate ot more.
As for the turian counsiler's reason, sure he had a reason...only after it was too late and his people were going to go extinct...oops. He may not have liked shepard and humans, assuming of course you saved the original council in ME1 that is, but he spends almost every game until his species is in danger in ME3 badgering you no matter your actions. Assuming you killed the original council though, even if nothing really changed (lazy assholes at Bioware really couldn't be bothered honestly) except the dialogue in ME3 when refering to the original council yet all the races are recruited in roughly the same way honestly.
ME1 & 2 are objectively the better written stories and gameplay wise, unless you started at playing ME3 first, better games mechanicaly as well.
Just as Joker said, this never gets old.
"Whoops!"
Annnnnnd we’re out
Aww. Looks like we lost the signal, Joker
@@secondheaven9545understood, commander!
Joker sounds rather amused by the whole thing. :D
why wouldn't he? he knows the world is better off without the council
"Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy"
Who wouldn't be
@@SentientPotatoXIII and also the greatest but buddies of the reapers
Joker? Amused by something? That doesn't sound like him...
My favorite one is Noveria - Killing the Rachni Queen:
Turian Councilor: "Do you ENJOY committing genocide, HUMAN?"
Shepard: "Depends on the species, TURIAN."
That just got me laughing so hard~
That part was so annoying.
You kill the queen - you're accused of genocide
You let her go which is the better choice - you're told it was an awful decision which will have terrible results in the future
@@segevkrespi8609 With good reason. The Rachni were an incredibly dangerous threat to the entire galaxy. The Rachni wars? The entire reason the Krogan became such a power that the genophage was invented?
It's just good faith that Shepard let them queen go and she would not return to trouble us again, but even luckier, she returns and helps us in ME3.
@@primary2630 Expect that it's hinted in ME2, when conversing with an Asari on Ilium, who was connected to the Rachni that the Rachni were controlled by someone, probably the Reapers, which is why they attacked the first contact teams sent by the Salarians. The Rachni desired peace
@@segevkrespi8609 yeah but the council races didn't know that they were controlled. It's not like the rachi did a good job of conveying their feelings.
@@DantesInferno96 true, but it doesn't matter. The rachni queen chose to remain hidden to avoid a new war, and was forces out by the reapers, and then you can save her.
This could be its own minigame.
+Agent Washington Mass Effect could have it's own series of minigames (as I saw someone mentioning in a thread GTA Citadel) but don't let EA know this otherwise we will have 10 games per year.
It would be the best mini game ever... of all time.
Stole my line..!
0:49 The fact that there is no filter on Joker and Shepard looks up always made me imagine Joker was in the ventilation above and actually cut the comms
I love how Joker is so down with prank calling the council
"Don't tell me how to do my job!" - the best line by Mark Meer. And it describes Shepard perfectly.
+Alexander Bobylev My favorite Mark Meer line would always and forever be "You big, stupid jellyfish..."
+eskimpertush Mark Meer's best line is... We'll bang, okay?
@@plokoon479 Mine is "Tell me where the quarian is and i won't have to shoot you in the kneecaps."
Jennifer Hale says a lot of good lines.
Awww looks like we lost the signal Joker.
WHOOPS
You know it
hhds113 understood commander
Honestly, when I was a kid playing this game, I couldn't really understand how the Council could possibly be so blind to all the evidence you brought to them regarding the Reapers, even when you literally bring them a living Geth (Legion) to tell them DIRECTLY that the Geth were not behind Eden Prime in Mass Effect 2...and then I became an adult, and found out what politicians were...
Before Sovreign's attack their skepticism is pretty justified, not gonna lie. After, their stupidity is unbelievable.
It’s easy to justify their skepticism when you realize the humans have only been in contact with aliens for like 26 years at that point.
It was believable in ME1 because even Shepard didn't understand his visions fully but in ME2 they just took the stupidity to a whole new level.
The reason why the council is so stupidly ignorant is the same reason why the workers and politicians at Chernobyl didn't want to believe they had a huge disaster on their hands. Because in their fearful perception if it were true, then they were pretty much screwed. Or, they would have to work their asses off more then they want to, and that means they would have to step down.
Because Shepard's only evidence is a vision.
You can hear in Joker's voice that he loves that
Lost my shit when he said "you know it" lol
Did Shepard just hang up on all of us at 2:19?
Larry-three You know it.
Annnnd we're out.
WHOOPS
That never gets old, does it?
I fail to find this amusing...
Still did this as a Paragon character. Was so good.
+r4masami the only one i actually regret disconnecting to is the asari councilor because... THAT FUCKING VOICE !
How have I never done this?
"Looks like the Ascension is under heavy fire, Commander. You want me to patch you through to the Council?"
"Patch 'em through, Joker."
That would have been great.
4tehhorde Asari Councilor: Commander Shepard, we're under heavy fire from Sovereign and Geth forces! We request immediate assistance from the Normandy SR1!
Shepard: Sorry, can't help you against something that doesn't exist. :D
*Ascension blows up*
Shepard: Aww. Looks like we lost the signal, Joker.
Joker: ...Getting a little dark there, boss.
Kenpachi Ramasama Oh my gosh! I have never laughed so hard! XD
Kenpachi Ramasama This is hillarious! =))
Likewise, Mass Effect 2:
Turian Councillor: "Ah yes, Reapers..."
Mass Effect 3:
Turian Councillor: Commander Shepard, Palaven is under attack!
Asari Councillor: "We have a heavy situation on Thessia, Commander!"
Shepard: "Ah yes, Reapers... I have dismissed that claim. I should go."
+4tehhorde " Commander ! Please don't cut us off again ! I'm begging you ! "
" Give me a reason. "
" We'll..uh..admit in public the Reapers exist ! "
" And...? "
" Anything you want ! Please, help ! ( crying ) "
"...Fine. "
+Agent Washington that would be a bit cruel and stuff .. but who cares? its funny anyway
Asari: Are you calling in a report just so you can cut us off again?
Shepard: You know it! :D
One of the biggest reason to play ME1.
00:55 You know it
WHOOOOPS.
And we're out.
Danny P
You should have been able to do this to the illusive man in ME2
+deltaspartan122 LOL That would be so funny!
"Are you turning your back on me Shepard?"
"You know it!"
It kinda does that in the end.you can cut off his transmission
Commander Superglue hm sorry I can’t here you I’m getting a lot of bullshit on this line
You Can do this if you destroy the Collector base and respond the last with parangon line. Shepard say: Joker, lose this channel. And he walk away.
They ignored my warnings, I ignored their calls for help
"Whoops"
They seriously, seriously should have slipped this into Mass Effect 2 when talking to the Illusive Man at the end of the game after blowing the Collector Base to hell.
TIM: "Are you just going to throw away billions of credits and units of resources? Disregard everything we have fought for up to this point?! Are you turning your back on me?!"
Shepard: "You know it! :D"
*Hangs up.*
+Feelsblade1337 YES!!!!
+Nightblade1337
illusive Man - "I brought you back from the dead. The rest is up to you."
Shepard - "I don't need this"
"Ah yes, 'Cerberus.' The pro-human, splinter group that puts humanity over all other species by any means necessary. We have dismissed that claim."
+Nightblade1337 technically, they do let you cut off the Illusive man at the end of the game, but I think there's a dialogue combination you need, which I have been able to do. start with the one about bullshit on your end, add in don't order me around, or something, and end off with a disconnection
The guy seems much less intimidating after you realize you can shorten his Name to Tim.
God, I wanted to do this every time I finished a mission. Sometimes it can be just as hard playing Full Paragon as it can Full Renegade.
the realistic Shepard is someone like half paragon and half renegade like: "oh i love saving people by shooting at anyone who piss me off" or "I'm gonna kill anyone who tries to stop me from saving this galaxy, even those bitches also known as The Council"
@@derokdeathaxe6984 Yeah, through-out the three games I've played with this character, it keeps coming out 100% paragon and 25% renegade (75/25 in ME3). I can't be nice all the time, sometimes someone deserves it.
@@derokdeathaxe6984 I agree with Camelotsmoon, I think the perfect Shepard is 75% Paragon and 35% Renegade.
The Alignment is the only thing I cheat in the Mass Effect Trilogy so I don't need to stick to one alignment to not miss out on anything.
@@Comintern1919
Damn, 110%
@@Camelotsmoon that, and sometimes the renegade option is just being reasonable. ME2 renegade: headbutt the Krogan who won't get off Grunt's ass. ME3 renegade: knock the wind out of the Quarian admiral who nearly killed you.
"Never get's old, does it?"
No, Joker, no it does not.
"Useless Politicians" that implies the fact that there are non-useless politicians.
"But, but! Noble VI! What about Anderson! You can make him a politician!"
Anderson has, and always will be, a Military Man first.
+Noble VI That likes to punch Udina
@@JonatasMonte He deserved the position for punching Udina.
Its why he always steps down as councilor. He was more useful as a military man.
@@RustedBuddy5192 he does make specter again comes in handy if your doing a pure Paragon run
@@kreigguardsman3355 if you save the council they make you Spectre again regardless of who you choose, so for a pure paragon run it doesn't matter
I love how sarcastic he says “job” XD
“Don’t tell me how to do my jaeb..”
1.11 - Where's Wrex?
You monster!
That overgrown bat-turtle had it coming.
@@NotCommanderShepard Come on..He's cute.
@@ladyselin35 I know someone by your name.
I kept Wrex alive because his request on Virmire was reasonable (given his service up to that point) and he was clearly the biggest, strongest, meanest asshole in the squad. Canonically and logically, a superior grunt to Ashley. If krogan physiology was modeled accurately he could have literally bitten Shep's head off anytime he wanted.
@@jkl6652 I like how you wrote "a superior grunt", considering the name of the Krogan fella you get in ME2. I like it very much. :)
And yes, one does not let Wrex go, he's a hell of a guy.
This is hilarious! I had to watch it since I am too polite and patient to do it myself. XD
Jose Suarez Sorry,i cant hear you,there is too much bullshit on this line!😂😂😂
Jose Suarez I only disconnected them in Virmire. They deserved it
The council are so helplessly useless in this game, it's satisfying to just hang up on them.
these games*
1:19 LOL
Shepard: "Set the link up Joker, *they need to know* ."
Also Shepard: "Aww..looks like we lost the signal Joker." *Disconnect*
He tried
I feel like the real Shepard is a Paragon who does Renegade actions when the situation is truly upsetting. Like when you punch the Quarian Admiral in ME3 for firing on a dreadnougt you and your squad was on.
The second most satisfying renegade interrupt in the game. It's one I always do now in every plathrough. That interrupt is only second to the one with Kai Leng.
I always found that super unrealistic. You don’t throw a fit and assault a high ranking military official like Admiral Gerrel. I think cursing him out and kicking him off the ship would have been enough. I catch your drift though.
What are they gonna do? Arrest the guy amassing an army to fight the reapers? Punching the Quarians admiral is the least he deserves. If it weren't for Tail I would sided with the Geth and wiped them out.
@@alexanderblack4833 Actually yeah, the Quarians probably would pursue action against shepherd. Obviously the council would do nothing since you’re a spectre, but the Quarians could easily rescind their offer to fight for earth.
@@Miguel-jm2pf that would only ensure they stand alone against the reapers AND the geth. Not to mention that even IF they survive the war then their reputation would be even worst with the other races as the only species that stood by during the final push to beat the reapers. Even in the real world it wouldnt make sense to seek repercussions after the admiral went AWOL and fired on allied forces.
Also, I doubt the alliance would just standby and do nothing to help Shepard, again the very guy that has the most experience with reapers and got the krogan and turians to help Earth. Shepard literally is worth more than some crazy short sighted admiral.
They questioned my authority, I questioned their communications connection.
Honestly, I always felt a *little* guilty doing this to them (as funny as it is, and it is DAMN funny), because of the Asari Councilor-- sure, she dismisses your warnings regarding Sovereign and the Reapers, but at least she's *nice* and is the most reasonable (relatively) about it-- she's certainly not an outright insulting jerkoff asshole like the Turian Councilor (my otherwise straight-on Paragon NEVER missed an opportunity to give HIM lip).
"you know it" I died
"This is the Acension, requesting immediate assistance!"
"Sir, they... they disconnected..."
And in Mass Effect 3
"Commander, we got a message from the citadel council. They're waiting for you in the hyperlink room. You know, if you want to disconnect on them. For old times sake..."
ik now this is not for alliance, but i believe you can do the same with illusive man in the end of the second game
Why does the Council takes mankind for unexperienced babies only good for poking in dark corners of space and making jokes?
We will probably never know.
Played renegade shep recently and did this. I laughed so hard i cryed. whooops! lol
You know it. *Trollface*
To be fair this is the only proper way to treat the council. They send a team consisting of arguably the best of the best in what they do equipped with the most advanced ship in existence on a mission and when the guy leading said team sends a report they just go "lol we don't believe you, let's make our own assumptions and act on them" like...tf ?
"Ah, yes, 'Reapers'. The immortal race of sentient starships allegedly waiting in dark space. We have dismissed this claim."
it's hard to be a paragon when it is so satisfying to hang up on the council
Whoops! And we're out.
I love how Joker just fully supports it.
I love how you can *hear* the smile in Joker's voice.
Ah yes, "Reapers."
That pause before Joker says: "That never gets old, does it?" and his tone kills me. :D
That last disconnect was really more of a you just pissed me off even more. Seriously, losing a team member that's been with you from the beginning is kinda hard.
"I don't need this..." Never gets old
the "you know it!" has charmed me for a life time. i use it myself as often as possible.
If you kill the Rachni queen on Noveria, the Turian counsellor asks Shepard if he finds pleasure on commiting genocide. Renegade Shepard says "Depends on the species, turian." One of my favorite renegade lines ever.
I love Normandy SR1 got that kind of meeting room. after finishing an important mission, all of your squadmates sitting there, while Shepard gave an epic speech. good old times.
imagine how many lives a little bodycam could've saved XDDDDDDD
They would still deny it, lets be fair.
I love how you can hear how much Joker loves doing this in the tone of his voice. Like he's just barely trying to be professional.
When i first did a renegade character after doing a paragon, doing this was so satisfying.
You can still do it as paragon :D
“Whoops” best game line ever
The best part about this is Joker's voice actor chuckling.
I never dismissed the council, but when I heard what Sparatus was going for, it took me a few seconds to consider answering, let it sink in, and disconnected without hard feelings.
They didn't get on my nerves after that somehow. It seems Sparatus had a word with the other council members.
LOL 1:02 😂
Asri council: Commander. Do not cut me off like last time. I failed to find it amusing.
Shepard: Whoops!
Joker: And we're out!
“You know it.” LMFAOOOOOOOO I’m dead 😂💀
"You know it."
I am usually a paragon Shepard and filled them in when I could but oh my god if I didn't love doing this to them on every renegade playthrough LOL
when someone plays paragon usually the player thinks as renegade shepard...i mean the council is a bunch of scaredy bitches...like they give you unlimited power(as a spectre) and still think like you're their pet...watch saren...he didn't give a single fuck to the council...still was their fav spectre
I just discovered on my latest playthrough that, during the first 3 missions (Feros, Noveria, Therum), if you disconnect the first time, then don't disconnect the second time, Shepard will have a new line if you disconnect on the third mission's completion; I did Feros last, and his line was "Goodbye, Councilor." after the Turian Councilor complains that of course you helped a HUMAN colony.
Joker is having the time of his fucking life.
I have never played another game series that acknowledges my choices even half as well as Mass Effect did and Sheperd's performace just makes it all the funnier.
This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while
Whooops.
LMFAO
Shepard: "Hey council, there's a warship bigger than the Ascension about to attack the station you live on. Might wanna keep an eye out."
Council: "Lol funny joke, human."
How to deal with politicians
Me: Hang up on them.
This is the absolute best way to handel this situation.
You forgot the best payoff to this when you let the council die and joker disconnects the call too as final middle finger to those space assholes.
I can hear joker smiling and I'm here for it. ❤
9 years later, this video is still hilarious xD
Don't tell me how to do my job.
Oops! Looks like we lost the connection, joker
Pavan CaLeRa If only Shepard could do this in ME2 during the meeting, they'd be worth saving just to do that again.
In ME2 the closest to this i remember is when the Illusive Man gets disconnecting if Shepard chooses to destroy the Collector Base.
"Aaawwww. Looks like we lost the signal,Joker." LOL!!
Joker lives up to his namesake
Joker playing along is amazing lmao, best bro.
0:30 Joker even chuckled a bit
I... had no idea... any of this existed...
Now i troll the absolute frick out of the Council 🤣🤣🤣🤣
It really never gets old!
you can actually sense that Joker is holding back his laughter
Never gets old :) Truly, must be the 10th time I watch this, it's always funny :)
Trolling the Council at it's best lol.
Damn, why didn't I ever disconnect council 😷. These dialogues are too funny and i heard that it is mentioned in me3 too.
The way he says "You know it!" XDD
RIP to this series. I'm glad I was able to experience this saga of gaming as a child.
You know it: D
Joker is just trying so hard to not burst out laughing every single time.
"Whoops!"
Lol
The "yeees" from salarian Councilor is probably because he was already expecting Shepard to interrupt communication lol
I never play renegade because I’m a boring goody two shoes but I still go back to this video every now and then bc it’s just so good
I always loved how Joker seemed to get more excited for these calls the more you disconnected them. Even in ME3 he’s got a line something like “You want me to call the council and hang up on them for old time’s sake?”
that never gets old does it
"You know it."
Greatest Shepard Line
ME2: “Ah yes, ‘Reapers’. The immortal ra-“
*Disconnects*