15 MCU Scenes Disney Would Never Allow Today

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  • These Marvel Scenes Would Probably Never Get Approved By Disney Today
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    Change is inevitable. Things evolve, people age, sensibilities change. Things that were once common become embarrassing in modern light, but even more so when there’s less at stake. Now, the Marvel Cinematic Universe is the billion dollar juggernaut of the multiplex, miles from its plucky upstart beginnings with its cast of leftover characters like Captain America, Thor, Iron Man and The Incredible Hulk. From those touch and go beginnings to the record shattering Avengers: Endgame, the MCU has grown and changed. One of the biggest changes is going from a struggling comic book publisher with ambitions to become a major studio to the most major studio there is buying them up and taking the reins to the MCU.
    Disney is one of the staunchest defenders of its brand and, with their new stablemate Marvel Studios, they’re no different. That means that some of the things that were acceptable in earlier Marvel movies might not be okay now that they’re under the flag of the family friendly Disney. From racy jokes to graphic violence, things are a little different than when they were distributed by Paramount and Universal. With stories like Demon in a Bottle that deal with Tony Stark’s alcoholism, in some cases, the comic books are allowed to be a little darker than their franchise friendly counterparts. Whether it’s for image or a changing social landscape, let’s look at some of the ways the MCU has changed now that it’s a Disney property.
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  • @ayalenglander9647
    @ayalenglander9647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3294

    "If you can't beat em, buy em."
    - Disney

    • @yagi999
      @yagi999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That sounds wrong... Real wrong :P

    • @PacMan888
      @PacMan888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Marquis 21 It’s not.

    • @yagi999
      @yagi999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@PacMan888 ok let me rephrase death person you if can *smack* them you can *buy them*
      And also *doesn't not its not

    • @jackthechristian3452
      @jackthechristian3452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@yagi999 what!? That makes no sense...

    • @yagi999
      @yagi999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jackthechristian3452 if you can beat a women you can't buy them there bettet

  • @legionstark2905
    @legionstark2905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +639

    These jokes and references are what make the movies better, more realistic and more enjoyable

    • @Alslim
      @Alslim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It’s ass. The MCU ended with the first Avengers.

    • @Alslim
      @Alslim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I mean the second

    • @wsollnti
      @wsollnti 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @alex xoxo its only awkward for kids lmao

    • @Slapstick_Editz
      @Slapstick_Editz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wsollnti how

    • @wsollnti
      @wsollnti 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Slapstick_Editz sorry i don’t answer dumb questions

  • @benjaminlrd9599
    @benjaminlrd9599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2369

    Marvel:Knock Knock
    Disney:Who's there?
    Marvel: An Adult Joke
    Disney: You are fired!

    • @spectraphantom9374
      @spectraphantom9374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Spoken like J.Jonah.Jameson

    • @cte5283
      @cte5283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hem

    • @boiboi2577
      @boiboi2577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      BenjaminLRD
      Toy story.... period

    • @theshoes7488
      @theshoes7488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Ahh yes....an....adult.....joke...?* this “joke” was told like a true.....Disney executive. 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @oxclyviz
      @oxclyviz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Disney needs marvel more than marvel needs them

  • @Idn5244
    @Idn5244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1631

    15 Mcu disney would not allow
    Natasha Romanof has left the chat

    • @tonyseveda9311
      @tonyseveda9311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sonora Santa Marta

    • @howardlam6181
      @howardlam6181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      And jumped off a cliff.

    • @dexterbrain6578
      @dexterbrain6578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@howardlam6181 😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @bobbyahtty3663
      @bobbyahtty3663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeet

    • @I_forgot_something_
      @I_forgot_something_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *MCU scenes *Romanoff *Disney
      I’m so sorry it just really bothers me

  • @siprianogarcia7513
    @siprianogarcia7513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3087

    Bruh they chopped thanos head off in endgame

  • @veen-a2092
    @veen-a2092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +883

    Some adult jokes or adult themes are necessary for character develoment and story telling

    • @theonlinething1039
      @theonlinething1039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Not in the far left feminist Disney Universe

    • @phaseloli6668
      @phaseloli6668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@theonlinething1039 So we just going to Ignore Thor beheading Thanos.

    • @theonlinething1039
      @theonlinething1039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@phaseloli6668 That pink old man just had to die! It's for equality and against the patriarchy

    • @MrTriple3D
      @MrTriple3D 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theonlinething1039 spiderman making cum jokes?

    • @realestatearena
      @realestatearena 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Adult jokes are important for broadening the audience for $$$

  • @yuansoberano7158
    @yuansoberano7158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    Peggy: But what about you and my niece? How do i know you two haven’t been “fonduing?”

    • @intj4654
      @intj4654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂

    • @FaithITRae
      @FaithITRae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh my gosh! 😂😂😂😂

    • @jackbedell6562
      @jackbedell6562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wow just wow 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Unknown-mi4ih
      @Unknown-mi4ih 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Cap:is that your daughter
      Peggy:No she's my niece
      Cap:Aight imma put this on my list

  • @arceuslordofcreation8824
    @arceuslordofcreation8824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +670

    They let Ned mention porn in Spiderman, which was one of the most kid oriented of all their movies?????

    • @c0llapsingst4rs
      @c0llapsingst4rs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Arceus Lord of Creation ikr !?

    • @jakenbakepyt3402
      @jakenbakepyt3402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      And in far from home, Peter literally says the new suit is a “a little tight around the web-shooter” and then tugs at the suit around his dick literally making a cum joke. Also peter quill says his ship under a black light would be like a Jackson Pollock painting. (Another cum joke)

    • @sorenjensen3863
      @sorenjensen3863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      This creator seems to be very loose with his interpretation of pretty much everything from what I've seen... his lists are shit

    • @krispalermo8133
      @krispalermo8133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "cough,cough,cough" this is 2015 or 2020 not the 1980's, I remember the 1980's where 10 year old girls are teasing their 12 year old brothers about rubbing one off.
      If they have a problem about porn or some form of adult content none sense, tell them to look at all the twerking rap videos out there.
      From my point of view, thing have gotten bad. But these so called " family friendly " corps need to stop denying human nature.

    • @MrTriple3D
      @MrTriple3D 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@krispalermo8133 have you actually read anything they said

  • @MM22658
    @MM22658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    man, people these days are way to sensative.

    • @benjimain6
      @benjimain6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm against discrimination and in for equality and such, but yes. Certainly yes. xd

    • @hiyo7904
      @hiyo7904 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What he means is that if something is vaguely racist or sexist people will go off about it for hours not the we are sensitive but that people think that because racism was normal in the past saying that black guy instead of that guy means you hate black people which is completely not true

    • @AlexaG-ec9hz
      @AlexaG-ec9hz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah and also too fucking inclusive, that's goddamn ridiculous

  • @no-oz2hr
    @no-oz2hr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    Disney is the perfect example of:
    "I want it, I got it"
    "You like that company? Gee thanks, just bought it"

    • @Nezha_Main
      @Nezha_Main 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      so a monopoly?

    • @bloodqueen1184
      @bloodqueen1184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Nezha_Main ariana grande approves of your way of using her lines

    • @the_scarecrow3143
      @the_scarecrow3143 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If i had a company I would not let Disney buy it for 100.000.000.000 bucks... Fuck them...

    • @tyronebiggums6940
      @tyronebiggums6940 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂😂😐😐😐

  • @insomniafun8751
    @insomniafun8751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    As someone that went through boot camp in 2004, I would like to point out that drill sergeants do indeed still call their recruits "ladies" (and I was at Fort Knox, which was all-male at the time), that didn't go away with the Greatest Generation.

    • @t.veritas884
      @t.veritas884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Back in 04’ we still had don’t ask don’t tell. A lot can change in 15 years, but I think most likely you’re right

  • @tdotdan195
    @tdotdan195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    endgame alone, contradicts a ton of these lol

    • @c0llapsingst4rs
      @c0llapsingst4rs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah but it gave Disney like, 2.3 billion dollars so they aren’t going to complain 😂

    • @Jedisherm
      @Jedisherm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@c0llapsingst4rs And perhaps goes to show Disney that the rules aren't as needed.

  • @romanlegion8331
    @romanlegion8331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    "Peggy carter calls the soldiers ladies...buuu wait ladies are strong now...so we can't use that word"
    Is this a serious argument?

    • @Rottiesrule4ever
      @Rottiesrule4ever 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      EVERYTHING is an argument now. It's pretty annoying.

    • @catherinedunphy9594
      @catherinedunphy9594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes it is an argument. And we were ALWAYS strong

    • @romanlegion8331
      @romanlegion8331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@catherinedunphy9594 uh ooohhh did i trigger you?

    • @catherinedunphy9594
      @catherinedunphy9594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      RomanLegion Gamer uhhh ohhhh are you using baby language to make yourself look more intelligent????

    • @romanlegion8331
      @romanlegion8331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@catherinedunphy9594 oh yeah, your triggered alright

  • @dyarasadi2334
    @dyarasadi2334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    In guardians of the galaxy vol2
    Drax:do you have a pin..s
    Ego(dad of star lord) yeah

    • @dyarasadi2334
      @dyarasadi2334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Rocket wasn’t there
      He was with GROOT and nebula

    • @czsmatic9698
      @czsmatic9698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You don't have to censor that my dude

    • @hayley-kb7fh
      @hayley-kb7fh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      it’s spelled penis

    • @void-master9077
      @void-master9077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Penis isn’t even a bad word it’s something that we as men have, if you can’t say it without censoring then why say it at all?

    • @Slapstick_Editz
      @Slapstick_Editz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      its spelled penis not pin..s

  • @MegaRudeBoy69
    @MegaRudeBoy69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    "Why Disney shouldn't own all these properties" would be a better title.

    • @krispalermo8133
      @krispalermo8133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Corporate monopoly dictating social behavior policies through government enforcement creates what form of government ? Here is a hint, the word starts with the letter " F. "
      Since Disney owns both Marvel & Star Wars, I want to see a film or comic series where Deadpool gets his hand on the Infinity Gauntlet and visits the Star Wars universes or bring Star Wars characters into the MCU. How insane would Princess Leia think our Earth is to see 5O1st parades , what would Vader think of it ?

    • @whatevergina9401
      @whatevergina9401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@krispalermo8133 The demoKKK-rats are leftist fascists who make everything worse.

    • @broccolin
      @broccolin 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@whatevergina9401 Bruh

  • @nkayira44
    @nkayira44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    Thanos: I am inevitable
    Groot: I am groot
    Thanos: no I’m inevitable!
    Groot: I AM GROOT!

  • @BrassFeline
    @BrassFeline 4 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    Do top 10 forgotten MCU characters
    (Show Quicksilver some love)

    • @bullymaguire6722
      @bullymaguire6722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pikachu Wonder blade

    • @nojumper01
      @nojumper01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Pikachu Wonder i didn’t see that coming

    • @CoryBloomfield
      @CoryBloomfield 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pikachu Wonder if that video was made they wouldn’t really be forgotten anymore

    • @BrassFeline
      @BrassFeline 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cory Bloomfield
      Shhhhhh that’s the point

    • @CoryBloomfield
      @CoryBloomfield 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pikachu Wonder oh shit, my bad😂

  • @a.jthomas6132
    @a.jthomas6132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Why can’t Disney allow some minor adult jokes in the MCU? I mean, it’s not gonna mess with other people’s heads. Hell I am use to the over language.

    • @DauragonC.Mikado
      @DauragonC.Mikado 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      probably because they need a younger audience to buy their merchandise

    • @MrTriple3D
      @MrTriple3D 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@DauragonC.Mikado yeah which same younger audience watch thanos get beheaded

    • @ZyliceLiddell
      @ZyliceLiddell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mr.Triple3D And Loki brutally choked to death.

  • @felipesanches6185
    @felipesanches6185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    In The Brazilian Adapted version with Portuguese audio Loki straight up calls her the b word

    • @therandomd2717
      @therandomd2717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Felipe Sanches really

    • @banjo9158
      @banjo9158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      and a school kid from spiderman far from home say the F word

    • @engagingathena9965
      @engagingathena9965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Banjo it’s cut off tho

    • @ryanaegis3544
      @ryanaegis3544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mewling quim is a lot more derogatory than bitch. People were much more creative with their name calling back then.

    • @krispalermo8133
      @krispalermo8133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@banjo9158 What six year old does not say the F word behind their parents backs ? Some people really are out of touch with reality.

  • @EricEdwards13
    @EricEdwards13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    After watching Spider Man: Far From Home, I'd say this guy who said, "Happy wouldn't make a good adult figure" Happy simply rose to the occasion when Spider Man aka Peter Parker's confidence was down and he was blaming himself for shit that wend down especially blaming him for Tony Stark's death. Happy was able to lift up Peter's spirits and confidence up and was ready to take Mysterio down

  • @permeus2nd
    @permeus2nd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    5:02 ok what is it about this line that people dont get?
    It isnt the fact she cant have kids that she considers to make her a monster, it that fact that from the moment she could walk she was trained to be a heartless killer and that to make her better at this she was also mutilated so she could sleep with whoever she needed to without having to worry about babies and all without her consent, she was killing in cold blood by the age of 12 that whst she considers makes her a monster.

    • @benjimain6
      @benjimain6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'd say the killing indeed made her the monster. Not the fact that she was mutulated.
      But hey, people see correlations where none exist.

    • @damat9607
      @damat9607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@benjimain6 and some people arent even smart enough to see the connection when handed to them in a clear paragraph explaining and breaking it down

  • @midago7332
    @midago7332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    They’re keeping deadpool and bringing on blade, and some of the adult gags in their cartoons are well good, don’t think they’ll stop now, cool list tho 😁

  • @UntergrundBaer
    @UntergrundBaer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I loved the Jackson Pollock Joke in the Guardians of the Galaxy!

    • @ryanaegis3544
      @ryanaegis3544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stolen from Two and A Half Men. But still funny.

    • @thecatfather857
      @thecatfather857 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was laughing so much, I had to pause the movie.

  • @4xJojo
    @4xJojo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    The good old days of Marvel before Disney came along and restricted them to PG-13.

    • @Double-R-Nothing
      @Double-R-Nothing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      ...It was always PG-13.

    • @brendanhogan2002
      @brendanhogan2002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Quakex At least they said they're not touching Deadpool.

    • @brendanhogan2002
      @brendanhogan2002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @NizzyNizerson Never said I fully did, but I do know they'll lose a ton of their fan base if they do.

    • @briljibril7896
      @briljibril7896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How much u want to bet their going to buy Sony for spider man. Access then their going to buy Warner brothers just for dc

    • @4xJojo
      @4xJojo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bril Jibril what’s wrong with Spider-Man? Sony set the scene for Spider-Man, lost the reputation and then tried to come back but it didn’t work at all. The MCU have an incredible job with Spider-Man and they should get the rights because we ain’t tryna see The Amazing Spider-Man 3.

  • @Gigadanopoly
    @Gigadanopoly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Black-widow is my favorite character. As a teen she looked great as an adult she had the most character development meant. I almost cried watching endgame. I am excited to see her take on Taskmaster!

  • @graceblamphin
    @graceblamphin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    ok but Peggy wasn't an avenger Black Widow was the first female avenger and then all the others came along

  • @marklewis3154
    @marklewis3154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    So giant purple aliens with testicle chins can commit mass murder on a universal scale but no one can have a cigarette? Got it..

    • @benjimain6
      @benjimain6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was watching Iron man on Disney XD and it said: This program contains tabacco related substances.
      Tony in the movie: almost naked ladies, drinks all the time, rudeness, weapons of mass destruction....
      and yes, the badguy smoke a cigar about 4 times through the entire movie. xD It's hilarious.

  • @campbellsoup93
    @campbellsoup93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "To which tony implies he's prepared to lose some with her"
    He doesn't imply it dude. That't literally EXACTLY what he says. His exact words are "I'm prepared to lose some with you"
    That's EXplicit, not IMplicit.

  • @chrisrautmann8936
    @chrisrautmann8936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Is it possible that Black Widow's "I can't have children, I'm a monster" thing is in reference to what she has done over the years, and her concerns over her ability to care for and love a child, and raise the child to be something other than what SHE is?

    • @stevegallo8483
      @stevegallo8483 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I believe it's in reference to the things she's done and to what was done to her at the Red Room. One of the things that happened to her in that program is they performed a procedure on her that left her unable to have children.

  • @kamilziemian995
    @kamilziemian995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Are these old jokes any more dirter than "new costume to thigh around old web shooter" from "Spider-Man: Far From Home" ;)?

    • @4xJojo
      @4xJojo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Speak English and then we’ll talk.

    • @trippin5619
      @trippin5619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Underrated

    • @kamilziemian995
      @kamilziemian995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@4xJojo Yes, my English is terrible.

    • @engagingathena9965
      @engagingathena9965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Quakex Ik i didn’t understand a word of what they said

    • @Nezha_Main
      @Nezha_Main 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@4xJojo but for now we'll *stare*

  • @fletchdavidson6079
    @fletchdavidson6079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Pepper got watered down by Disney. She was Tony's version of Lucius Fox who earned her way to being respected by Tony and promoted to CEO and marrying Happy as the breadwinner. Fans were happier seeing her being gifted the company as his girlfriend and later wife. Just didn't want a rich bachelor to be in the lead, huh? Had to wife down Tony.

  • @jassonthach9565
    @jassonthach9565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Anyone remember in spiderman far from home, Saying "it's a little tight around the web shooter" I died.

  • @Saimeren
    @Saimeren 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I mean, they said that the next Deadpool movie would still be a rated R movie, so I really don't think they're "banning" any scenes or concepts just because they're Disney. They understand what makes the product appealing and are still going to follow suit.

  • @hsuebinchen3435
    @hsuebinchen3435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    “You guys are so screwed now!”
    “Bring me Disney!”

  • @voca-gacha6173
    @voca-gacha6173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Wait loki said something REALLY bad?
    Idc i still luv him

    • @georgiayoung1211
      @georgiayoung1211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      mewling quim = whining vagina

    • @crtdnew
      @crtdnew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If you freeze frame the Google screenshot and look at the bottom, quimm is equated with the c word.

  • @kalel21675
    @kalel21675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    16:32 I swear I thought he was chewing on some licorice or something.

  • @AirbenderHawk
    @AirbenderHawk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I like to get Scissor Legged by Black Widow at anytime 😍😍😍😏😏😏

  • @daggern15
    @daggern15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Quick thought: Why did Cap not place Mjolnir on Thanos' chest after knocking him down?

    • @6locc
      @6locc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cuz he can pick it up

    • @daggern15
      @daggern15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@6locc Since when? Is that from the comics or are you pulling my chain?

    • @john3925
      @john3925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@daggern15 In the comics Thanos' presence causes enchantments to disappear. Allowing mjolnir to be wielded by anyone. So really it could be that Marval removed that ability of Thanos' for the movies so Cap could have his "i'm worthy" moment or... Just silently had that ability in place.

    • @daggern15
      @daggern15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@john3925 I genuinely had no idea that was a thing though judging from how they played the moment from Cap being able to summon Mjolnir to Thor's reaction, I'd say they decided to omit that detail about Thanos

    • @MrGalactus95
      @MrGalactus95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe Thanos is worthy

  • @ZyliceLiddell
    @ZyliceLiddell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The violent scenes like the terrorist themes in Iron Man and Bucky’s torture in Winter Soldier are pretty dark and intense.

  • @LieutenantByrd
    @LieutenantByrd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Natasha changing in Happy's car and Happy looking at her in her underwear. 0:39

  • @kingmobmor7656
    @kingmobmor7656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I actually laughed out loud to mewling quim in the cinema, no one else did. I had to explain it to my mates. Difficult.

    • @willkoestner4159
      @willkoestner4159 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was just looking around like "I misheard that..right?".
      No one else reacted so I thought it was just me and my dirty mind. Caught the DVD later and THEN laughed my ass off 🤣

  • @wardmediaentertainment4503
    @wardmediaentertainment4503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Disney bought Marvel in 2009. They owned them in almost all your examples

    • @dunringill1747
      @dunringill1747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pre-production is a lengthy process. This means although technically owned by Disney, much of the early MCU years were laid out prior to Disney influence.

  • @xx4lerxx
    @xx4lerxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    7:34 thats on my wall... its wallpaper... how dare you ITS ON MY WALL

  • @fanficthor
    @fanficthor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Disney be like:
    I see it
    It can get me profit
    I therefore want it
    I surely got it
    You like my company? Gee, thanks, just bought it

  • @kalixtshawxo
    @kalixtshawxo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The one thing that bothered me and has never been answered .
    How did Rhodes take the one iron Man suit without an arc reactor in his chest?
    It's a big deal that Tony's arc reactor powers the suit.

    • @lazarushernandez5827
      @lazarushernandez5827 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The suit Rhodes uses clearly has it's own arc reactor in the chest. th-cam.com/video/gD4lLH18vjY/w-d-xo.html
      All the suits shown in Tony's lab have an arc reactor in them.

  • @charliefoxtrotsky4104
    @charliefoxtrotsky4104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The short version of this video is .... "now that Disney is in charge, the films will never be as good as they could have been"

  • @lucienmorgenstern7819
    @lucienmorgenstern7819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Black Widow's "Monstrosity" is not her inability to reproduce. That is so insulting, especially as many women can't reproduce but are never thought of as monsters.
    It refers to the "red in her ledger." She was a Soviet assassin trained from childhood; she killed innocent people on her course toward that job. She never knew a real loving relationship until Clint became her friend. When she fought him on Vormir, she was using his family against him but she really desired to clear that last bit of red, and being the love sacrifice appealed to her sensibility.

  • @JordiVanderwaal
    @JordiVanderwaal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I mean, I never liked Disney, and I got worried when they bought Marvel, but I don't mind their ban on cigars in movies. xD
    But considering the MCU is gonna have an R-Rated movie in a few years (Blade), and Endgame had that scene where they chopped Thanos' head off like at the beginning of the movie, I don't think Disney are changing those movies that much.

    • @thegreatpage5912
      @thegreatpage5912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think Disney understand that Marvel is a huge cash cow these days (Endgame being the highest grossing movie ever), so I wouldn't be surprised if they allowed them some leeway over their product as long as it isn't outright crazy.

    • @yuvrajguglani821
      @yuvrajguglani821 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thegreatpage5912 behind the scene thor cut Thanos whole body then Disney came in

    • @justsomedeerwithinternetac2927
      @justsomedeerwithinternetac2927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thegreatpage5912 u cant do a superhero movie without some blood or punching or some kinda volaince thatd be imposible it wouldnt be a superhero movie then

    • @thegreatpage5912
      @thegreatpage5912 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@justsomedeerwithinternetac2927 I agree with you all that comes with the genre. However, since most superhero films are family oriented they have to maintain the PG-13 rating. So no over the top death scenes like regular R rated action films, minimum use of profanity, and almost no sexual innuendos.

    • @thegreatpage5912
      @thegreatpage5912 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@justsomedeerwithinternetac2927 The point I was making was marvel could possibly get away with some of that now since they are a money making brand.

  • @2wheelmac
    @2wheelmac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    Jeez why did I have to be born in the softest generation to date....

    • @mummertify
      @mummertify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly

    • @thejuansnow
      @thejuansnow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Did you miss 2 generations ago when people protested because a brown person used the same water fountain?

    • @2wheelmac
      @2wheelmac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@thejuansnow actually yes because me and 99.9% of everyone I've ever come into contact with wernt alive yet

    • @2wheelmac
      @2wheelmac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Si Dunue wow sounds just like current day middle east 🤔

    • @thejuansnow
      @thejuansnow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@2wheelmac lol bro theyre not dead and history books still teach that shit. You just mentioned,being,in the softest generation, id say the generation that ruined the best economy ever and threw a bossy fit over equal rights is a bit softer

  • @shortgamerkid2770
    @shortgamerkid2770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    *Sad music comes on*
    Me: Why do hear boss music??????

  • @israelchari4646
    @israelchari4646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Distinguished Competition"😂👏👏👏

  • @vassa1972
    @vassa1972 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great video

  • @FryzuxD
    @FryzuxD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I like how all those characters in MCU that smoked were villains.

    • @ralliedcookies4403
      @ralliedcookies4403 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @diascrive thats in the xmen universe not in mcu

  • @mariavcmx8119
    @mariavcmx8119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Scenes Disney Would never allow today" As represented by all of these scenes from recent movies and some of them under Disney ownership hahahaha

  • @marcopolo2418
    @marcopolo2418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So glad you mentioned the zucchini joke. That joke hit me by surprise the third time I watched the movie. Never noticed it before.

  • @typical-wrld
    @typical-wrld 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love your vids

  • @heehee3121
    @heehee3121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    6:30 designated adult 🤣🤣🤣🤣 good line!!

  • @johnabraham4119
    @johnabraham4119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    If I lift this I am king of asgaurd? I will reinstate Prima nocta! Why was I was the only one in the movie theater who laughed out loud.

    • @LapisAndroid17ParkRanger
      @LapisAndroid17ParkRanger 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cause you were the only one to get it. I was to young anyway

    • @ryanaegis3544
      @ryanaegis3544 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because the majority of the audience has no idea what Prima Nocta is. That and Stark sometimes tends to say jokes under his breath, or quieter, so we don't often hear them at all until we start to memorize the lines and then hear something else we didn't expect. Great example: "Better clench up, Legolas," in Avengers. Most people I think would get it in this day and age (we aren't that far removed from the Lord of the Rings) but most people didn't hear it, because Cap was giving orders and we were paying attention to what he was saying, so much so that we missed the slightly quieter yet hilarious joke.

    • @Andrew-it7fb
      @Andrew-it7fb 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Has no one seen Braveheart?

    • @Da_Infamous
      @Da_Infamous 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      But to be fair way back in the before time as the story goes thats where F.U.C.K. comes from Fornication Under Consent of the King.... cause the King gets to sleep with the woman cause if she gets pregnant from the wedding the king could claim them if they were a boy that way the king can force the boy into fighting for him

    • @johnabraham4119
      @johnabraham4119 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Da_Infamous bravo young sir, I still get a good kick out of him saying that every time I watch the movie.

  • @benspeed7430
    @benspeed7430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the way you said iambic pentameter gave me a brain hemmorage

  • @edwardpritchett8647
    @edwardpritchett8647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Which is why I don't agree with the merger between Marvel and Disney. Disney with destroy Marvel eventually 😖

  • @SadCat-gd7td
    @SadCat-gd7td 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    When did everyone become so weak and spineless

    • @benjimain6
      @benjimain6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SJW era, so I think about 2010. :S

    • @w.k.4995
      @w.k.4995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What can we do to stop this from screwing up every part of life? 😔😣

    • @LieutenantByrd
      @LieutenantByrd 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      2010 I believe

    • @LieutenantByrd
      @LieutenantByrd 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@w.k.4995 nobody knows

  • @jeffmilburn9747
    @jeffmilburn9747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Is he saying "Josh" Whedon? Because it sounds like he's saying Josh Whedon.

    • @tcrpgfan
      @tcrpgfan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      They certainly Jossed that one. Now go stop them from making any more mistakes before they end up in the tents of some Serkis folk.

    • @dunringill1747
      @dunringill1747 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He did say "Josh" at least twice before getting it correct later in the video.

  • @Njabulo.Masuku
    @Njabulo.Masuku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:04 "Distinguished Competition"- DC... brilliant writing😂😂😂😂😂

  • @shanmugappriyamanoharan9457
    @shanmugappriyamanoharan9457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    5:01 Can anyone please tell me where this scene comes in ENDGAME
    I have seen the movie twice but couldn't find it yet 🤔

  • @maddyismyfv9451
    @maddyismyfv9451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    *Marvel is literally my childhood, Disney eh.*

  • @theshoes7488
    @theshoes7488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Some of the “Jokes” in the comment section sound like they’re told by *Disney Executives*

    • @4xJojo
      @4xJojo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *_It could be any one of us_*

  • @RAM-jg7ez
    @RAM-jg7ez 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love your channel...

  • @jmag579
    @jmag579 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    10:05
    The distinguished competition.
    D.C ...... very clever.

  • @xcalibur1011
    @xcalibur1011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    to keep cinema movies in realistic situations the house of mouse needs to mature more and finally grow up for their audience.
    today,s generation aren't dumb and are smarter than they look so at least try to give them some respect.
    they"re the ones who help to build today's tech and won't be our children forever. Nuff Said! & Excelsior! MICKEY MOUSE!

  • @sadhumbleflower4159
    @sadhumbleflower4159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Wait till deadpool arrives 😄

    • @jhunsumawang6287
      @jhunsumawang6287 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      a lot of break walls and cursing ahahhaha

  • @28elevator
    @28elevator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Tell Disney to lighten up. M C U Fans aren't going go for that fake wholesome humor.

  • @demonizedsonic7972
    @demonizedsonic7972 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I got a marvel ad before this.
    Magneto and Charles must've known about me watching this video.

  • @sparkylynx8723
    @sparkylynx8723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Over at the Distinguished Competition" 10:04

  • @Crusader_Jones
    @Crusader_Jones 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    #10 is something Disney just allowed but that paramount didn’t do 🤔

  • @kritical_2638
    @kritical_2638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Disney : Our flims are always PG 13
    Deadpool : hold my chimichangas, I'm coming

  • @legionstark2905
    @legionstark2905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They should make more R rated marvel movies. Not only the X-men but Avengers, Captain America Ironwomen aka iltony daughter grown up and became the ironwomen or the iron patriot or something like that

  • @tomcarmody5185
    @tomcarmody5185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Hi I'm finally 6 minutes after the release

  • @faizaanahmad7441
    @faizaanahmad7441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    what about chopping Thanos’ head in Endgame.

  • @HigureHokousha
    @HigureHokousha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I really hate how they've managed to ruin most of what made the original MCU films great.
    Like, Thor's the worst offense, but everything has declined. A lot of the characters seem a hell of a lot shallower now, too.
    The censorship hasn't helped, even if it's not the worst problem. Making characters and stories seem authentic. Which means making them seem like people. Which means letting them actually act like real people, instead of G-rated robots.

  • @rudolphclaus9565
    @rudolphclaus9565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *"Distinguished Competition!"*
    Lmao

  • @themannerchannel784
    @themannerchannel784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You know that the whole point of him calling them ladies *is* that it’s dated, right?

    • @LieutenantByrd
      @LieutenantByrd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1946 was a different time.

  • @anikun
    @anikun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    you know, for most of these, I do believe that even the house of mouse would let some of this stuff through if it's removal would leave a plot hole in the story that was big enough to need better explaining

  • @Agent_Lokii
    @Agent_Lokii 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol at the bike wiggle ar 4:44

  • @craves7215
    @craves7215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    No wonder why my favorite Marvel movies are the old ones.

  • @christopherlozano418
    @christopherlozano418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    This whole cus Disney doesn’t mean it can’t be dark like wtf endgame was dark asf

    • @hamoodhamood5948
      @hamoodhamood5948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Endgame wasn't dark

    • @trinimix0690
      @trinimix0690 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hamoodhamood5948 how not

    • @hamoodhamood5948
      @hamoodhamood5948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@trinimix0690 how it is dark because tony and nat died?

    • @trinimix0690
      @trinimix0690 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hamoodhamood5948 no I meant how is it not dark

    • @hamoodhamood5948
      @hamoodhamood5948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@trinimix0690 tell me how it is dark first

  • @jonathantylerjackson
    @jonathantylerjackson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Stopped listening when I heard “Josh Whedon” at 1:50

    • @krazeeninja
      @krazeeninja 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm yelling Joss at my screen

  • @mickroyster6442
    @mickroyster6442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like new Marvel movies, but Disney would never go back to the old ways of the MCU. My all time favorite MCU film is "The Winter Soldier". I know Disney's NEVER going to do something simplistic yet amazing like that.

    • @mikewatson2252
      @mikewatson2252 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mick Royster hate to break it to you but Winter Soldier IS Disney

  • @dr.monikakhanna9551
    @dr.monikakhanna9551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You are the best

  • @mushroomlw1717
    @mushroomlw1717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Disney is ruining everything
    Star Wars - ruined
    Pixar - ruined
    Marvel - ruined

  • @westmcgee9320
    @westmcgee9320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Is calling him “Josh” Whedon?!
    Also, did he say iambic “PAN-yuh-MEE-tur”?
    Geez. I’m out.

  • @TheLockdownKidNYC
    @TheLockdownKidNYC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And y'all wonder why JOKER was such a phenomenon then.

  • @Jason-tz4yh
    @Jason-tz4yh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I still laugh at the fact Black Panther got nominated for best picture.

  • @simple7513
    @simple7513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Why iron man was so good
    10% iron man
    90% black widow
    😂😂😂😂

  • @gameramaproductions
    @gameramaproductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    what's wrong with number 5 with sergeant calling the soldiers ladies? yes I agree with what you said it's a bit of a dated thing that isn't really acceptable nowdays... but it's set in WW2? also I think they did a good job with peggy carter as a strong female character in a sexist place and time period when she decks the soldier in the face for example?
    so overall there's nothing wrong with that scene, they showed a accurately sexist sergeant and time period and used that to introduce peggy carter.

  • @Prince_Yonte
    @Prince_Yonte 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Whats the music being played in the background during 14:13 called?

  • @alexdinu589
    @alexdinu589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Imagine deadpool in mcu: Fu...
    Captain america: Language!
    Deadpool: Oh yeah we have to keep this shit pg

  • @woodenbowls
    @woodenbowls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "JOSS" Whedon not "JOSH"

  • @itzjeo8433
    @itzjeo8433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    3:54 oof like if u saw

  • @kraftik5300
    @kraftik5300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When you mentioned alcohol it reminds me Captain Marvel as Carol Danvers who had problem with alcohol and only man who helped her was Tony Stark.

  • @matthewdunham1689
    @matthewdunham1689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Deadpool is going to stay R rated.