BEST OF Oney Plays Fall 2020 (Funniest Moments)
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Chris howling in laughter at Zach's goblin screaming and saying, "That never gets old." basically sums up why I love this channel
Dont fix what aint broke
That's not screaming, that's Zach releasing air from his book lungs to attract a mate.
@@bugglemagnum6213 but his voice is totally broken
When I first saw that moment when the Avengers playthrough was coming out, I laughed so hard that my chest started really hurting and I thought I may have had COVID
It’s kinda cute, knowing that Zach and Chris have knew each other for a long time
"It's John Podesta" fuckin kills me. Zach has this incredible ability to come up with the option that literally no one else would ever think of
Because he is in fact a goblin who pretends to be a man
ye like when he says to his roomate "sonic in the real world dude"
@@Bracercranehaha! So funny and random!
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l l. o
I love that everytime Zach makes a hypothetical he always tries to twist it and add or take away details so that whoever he's saying it to accepts to this fucked up scenario for like a very insignificant upside
Honestly I think that 20 IQ points for either just the scar or just the bolts (which I could cover either) would be fine. I would honestly take that just out of curiosity.
You wake up after the procedure, in your hospital bed, and the nurse hands you a little book of sudokus.
Lyle always has a story to tell
Chris always has a lolcow to talk about
Zach always has a disturbing hypothetical
Tomar always tries to find the guy that steals his asthma inhaler
And gwumbus always brings his classic pickle juice.
@@pizzapastaparty3095 who else but gwumbus
some things never change, some things shouldnt
@@pizzapastaparty3095 remember the time ?
Lyles stories are always so interesting and surprising, i mean who else can slap rats with a belt for like 2 years
"Tomar read that"
"The shi-"
**Chris skips dialogue**
Something might be wrong with me but I laughed harder than I have in weeks
He has already done that to everyone like 5 times now
I am also something wrong with me
Time stamp?
@@sleepycreed4285 He does it several times in the video but at least at 5:00 and 6:10
for as long as y-
"Stolen McValor" always kills me.
Finally the perfect background sound for writing a manifesto
I really hope it's not a communist one
@@r.g.g.g.951 it's a medicated one!
@Sanguinary Sacrificial Beast Of Knocked Teeth Nematodes
Is it a tomar emerald manifesto
Will your crinkle be heard?
Lyle's that one character who's backstory is really interesting but is hidden within three separate untranslated audio dramas from the year 1996.
Cc. C buy
Ye
I mean between sanity not included and swaggalaggin’ you figure it out
Zach going down the slide and screaming while doing so is the funniest shit ever
BLEHH... BLEEEEHHHHH.... BEHLEHLEEE
@Rob Rob your right
What episode is it?
tomar does a perfect comic book guy voice
i feel like we overlook how good of a voice actor tomar is
Tomar uses his abilities to mimic me and steal all my personal info
@@sirunfunny8042 yea hes good at that
hes a successful VA.
@@kenesys8713not as successful as me though
I mean he does VA for pretty big shows like hunter x hunter
Guys listen. This is very important, pay close attention.
The hulk funkopop is bigger than the rest.
The Hulk funkopop is bigger than the rest
The Hulk FunkoPop is BIGGER than the rest.
I don’t think you guys are properly grasping this concept.
The Hulk. Funko Pop. Is bigger. Than. The. Rest.
Wait what?? REALLY??
*goblin screams*
Guys guys guys the Hulk FunkoPop. Its bigger than the rest not even kidding
I can’t believe Tomar got angrier over the man injecting his doge with black tar than the guy who’s loose cargo turned his wife into a hammerhead shark
What we don't see is between the instances of those two hypotheticals is that Tomar's anger management skills have been rapidly deteriorating since coming into contact with his Tomar Emeralds.
Left unchecked their energy fields will cause him to lose his mind.
Tomar’s like tony soprano he only cares about animals cuz they obey him
one was an accident
Damn I feel bad for Lyle. Not only did he have to live in rat hell he had to deal with the crazy cat lady harassing him about living in rat hell.
She was jealous Lyle was hoarding all those tasty rats for himself.
@AnteriorGrain9 I find it weird when anyone else says his the weakest link. Lyle has so much personality!
@@izaacpitt-gill1825 Like i kinda get it when people say it because sometimes his jokes are kinda cringe and he may not have many funny jokes but everything besides that is pretty good, he fits in well
@@scrithen2836 but i mean thats technically all just opinion and preference of who you like, i personally hated the DingDong and Julian era, they annoy the hell out of me but a lot of people like them.
@@dookiefingers8436 Dude holy shit finally someone else who agrees with me. Ding dong and julian are worse than when Lyle first became a regular
I love how Tomar get so angry he clips the audio with his "NOOO" at 37:30
Zach trying to pitch a Frankenstein operation like a sleazy used car salesman was the best bit.
"Im offering you a lot with 20. Ill throw in a free hair transplant, come'aaaaan. "
Frankenstein was written by a woman. Girl power.
just adding timestamps i like
0:57 - zach screms
4:58 - Read that!
6:12 - Tomar read that
28:37 - I'm more Cherokee than youll ever be!
35:07 - doge gets infected with black tar
59:52 - Tomar reads cool Witch Hunt lore w/ friends
1:21:08 - Tomar, please read.
1:22:25 - lil feeto/pepper
1:23:30 - He's my Lyle, he's mine :(
1:45:19 - pipe organ lore
1:46:11 - TOMAR LOOK OOUUTTTT HES GONNA BITE YOU
1:46:53 - yeayeayeyeyayeyeyayeaboiYOINGINGINGIGNIGNAHAHAHAHHA WA-AH
1:48:12 - Obnoxious Alien
1:50:05 - Zach's Dad Pranks
1:50:58 - Chris Sings the Witch Song
1:55:50 - the pennis
1:57:31 - a WEEEETCH
1:58:18 - yæs vs yoo
1:59:05 - Adam Sandler just wanna catch a witch
2:00:26 - tomar jumpscare
2:00:40 - Mango farm
2:15:14 - >: )
3:15:14 - Italian Wexford Guy
What episode is the "TOMAR LOOK OUT HE'S GOING TO BITE YOU!!!" from?
'chris sings the witch song'
This one kills me every time it's so animal and horrific sounding
4:18 - Don’t get spotted
Do you know where or when Zach says "pulls out cock, now according to my calculations"?
I feel asleep to this and woke up the obnoxious alien part 😂
So these are the funniest moments huh? Guess I’ll watch it once or twice.
It’s the only way they can make money with all the racism in their videos
@@nicholas6081 it’s sarcasm though
@@RalseiGaming plot twist: my comment was also sarcastic
MAYBE 6 or 7 times.
@@nicholas6081Yeah; of all the videos they posted over the listed period this video is a highlight of, these were the only not racist bits. Truly gut-wrenching some of the things they said about Sorbs and Irish Travelers.
Please at some point do *BEST OF Tomar arguing with Jaxxy outside of their apartment complex*
That may not be a good idea, during their last argument Jaxxy nearly beat Tomar to death. I don't think Tomar wants everyone to know he was nearly slain.
@@guano7173 he wants to keep the facade that hes powerful still going
@@guano7173 I heard Jaxxy chopped off one of Tomar’s fingers and poopied in his bed and abuses him constantly and
Best of the loud thumps and bangs I hear living beneath the Tomar’s
Best of Jaxxy kicking Tomar in his dent
“Thats not Mr. Bean :(“ tomar is adorable
The doctor keeps telling me I have kidney stones, but I know they're just tomar emeralds 👍👍👍👍
Big Medicine is just in the pocket of Tomar
hell yeah dude
You're too powerful
Keep the faith brotha
perfect hiding spot, stash those emeralds in your urethra
2:10:10 the amount of progressively absurd events that happen in this span of 30 seconds is just amazing
what GAME IS THIS PLS
@@kiritosheer it’s called Mr Maze or the Maze Meister or something, i’m sure if you type “Oneyplays Maze Game” in the youtube search bar it will come up
The avengers game get so freaking good because of them
The only good thing that came from this game is this playthrough
That was an Avengers game?
@@Zancoth It’s not really an avengers game, it’s more a game about a little girl who believes she won’t get spotted, but in the end, she tragically gets spotted, and then punched to death by the hulk.
The hulk, who’s funko pops, are actually bigger than the rest, by the way
@@Pusher97 you didn’t have to kahnsplain to us...
@@BlitzkriegBryce Sorry, that’s my Aspergers and my OCD and the cut on my forehead and my stubbed toe and my ingrown nail and my sleep paralysis and my indigestion and my cataracts and my shin splints and my bone spurs and my flat feet and my compulsive masturbation and my foot fetish and my calluses and my phone bill and my car insurance and my dog food
2:31:00 no one is talking about how perfect lyle’s yomama impression is
He learned from Joe, the best there is.
@@JayTohabwho's joe?
@@dopewaud HA! YOU'VE FALLEN FOR MY TRAP CARD! NOW I WILL USE POT OF GREED TO DRAW TWO CARDS FROM MY DECK, AND USE MY BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON TO DEAL A BILLION POINTS OF DAMAGE TO YOUR LIFE POINTS, AND NOW I ALSO OWN YOUR LIVING SPACE AND AM DATING YOUR MOTHER! DRAW YOUR LAST PATHETIC CARD, DOPEWAUD!
@@dopewaud 😈
Ahhhhhh another 3 and a half hours of pleasure.
Erm...it's actually 3 hrs 41 minutes and 13 seconds of pleasure..
Erm. My mistake most of taken to many ermmm, blows to my huge gamer noggin.
Even though 2020 was a shitty year, I think it was one of my favorite Oneyplays stages.
Yeah
The disease is progressing to stage 4...
The worms saga was freaking epic
I don't think Zach has ever said something unfunny
The green and retired bit started off unfunny, but the more he said it, the more my belly fat jiggled in excitement
I’d say his Brown Goblin joke was a stinker
Worms “taller than an ant”/“tolerant” joke earns a 7/5
When zach said he saw where pol pot was coming from and that the genocide of intellectuals was, quote, "hella poggers", I thought that that wasn't very cool of him
Except for that one time.
1:46:52 this part of Zach and Chris going insane is a classic.
boioioioioing
@@s3rviceDog BWEHEHEHE
It woke my dog up it was so ridiculous he was just looking like “wtf you doin”
The fact that the boys like Jerma is fuckin awesome.
where do they mention jerma?
@@TheNewAgeGamer97 11:47
@@ratmilk9260 thanks man
I feel like jerma would be a good oney plays guest
@@distilledbrainstem7364 I feel like jerma and Zach would just have a field day riffing off each other
"That was just one of many sagas in that concrete hell." is still a legitimately badass line to me lol
line at 31:25
1:56 "It Israel"
Tomar's eyes popped out of his skull for a second there.
Lyle actually is super wholesome. the dude has gone through a suburban nightmare, locked away a lot of trauma from living in his concrete rat infested old lady yelling box
Tomar thinks we are all his little pawns, but the arrogant king does not realize that I have a Tomar emerald.
@@catfan__ I must collect the others to vanquish the foolish tyrant
@@fish914 Work quickly, Hero...for the emeralds corrupt their bearer with strange, Jewish magicks. Work quickly, lest ye fall, like so many before ye...
Once again the king underestimates the pawns.
You are merely keeping it warm for him
It goes off one-ring rules. Sure you have A Tomar emerald, but he has THE Tomar Emerald which gives him power over all other Tomar Emerald bearers
Chris: "when im a full grown man and i fall out of this sense of humor" who's gonna tell chris hes in his 30s
They’ve completely uprooted my sense of humour and killed it with their bare hands before lovingly shoving it back in
I literally can't trust anything Lyle says, his voice is just naturally untrusty
He is a wiley character
I read this in Lyle’s voice
@@HadenDA_sort_of I know, right? It's not Lyle's fault he was born sounding Mexican
@@HadenDA_sort_of Idk dude, I saw him pocket his grandma's orange juice at a retirement home
@@HadenDA_sort_of lyle mcDOUCHEBAG?
Maze Meister is already a timeless classic
i love how much sonny says maze and master
PENNY!!!!
STOP DANCING
15:20
Apparently, Mephisto is an actual Marvel comics character. It's Marvel's version of the Devil. Don’t tell Tomar though he’d hunt me down for exposing his hubris.
We know dude. We’re not normies, lol. We’ve seen the WandaVision theory videos dude.
@@joshuahughes4704 wait that’s a theory? I’ve only seen one episode of Wanda vision. I just knew that because I’m a marvel basement dweller
@Inept Robot r/woosh
@Inept Robot *gulp*
@@joshuahughes4704 🤓
I had an audio error while playing this at 2:26:00, when Zach asked Lyle to tell cool Machinima stories, it was just dead silence. I thought it was the actual joke for a minute, lol
2:26:10 plus it was Chris that asked not Zach
I call naming my band "Stolen McValor."
The Avengers series truly became a classic.
Make a compilation of them interrupting tomar when he's narrating
when they do it to tomar its hilarious because he always sounds so disappointed but unsurprised with everyone
The sound effect at 1:59:41 has me rolling. It's not even that funny, I just laugh hysterically everytime
1:48:40 the bit in Smiling Friends where Charlie punches the obnoxious alien HAS to come from this part lmao
crazy how they completely ignored “handerella” in favor of shrieking over fingoria. handerella is so funny. truly a gem
"All of my smeggy scrapings amount to one crusty baby!" - Mario on how toads are made
i was just sighing looking at youtube thinking about how i didn't know what to watch and then i see the funny men upload a video 2 minutes ago and feel blessed
Any video that starts with Zach screeching is a 10/10
I am so thankful that the gang is aware of Jerma and the Rats movie franchise.
Lyle, I have a much greater appreciation for you than I did 5 years ago. You rock, please keep being on Oney Plays.!
This x1000000
I recognize that profile picture
Another thank you to Chris and all of the others on here who make this channel going smoothly through corona and giving us some constant normality.
you call this normality
Ah the great disease
You know for being such a terrible game, the Avengers lets play had some of the best jokes
erm.. 10 lolz out of 10 for me
Roblox
Chris has talked so much about nukes, I wouldn't be surprised if it became a compilation
"He's my Lyle, he's mine! You can't take him from me!" That shit got me in tears
That Cherokee Patty story is one of the greatest stories ever told on this channel. It's so Ridiculous. Poor Lyle
1:06:54 goddammit thanks man, what perfect timing to be alone at 11pm jeez
3:24:20 is probably my favorite part lol. Chris making fun of Tomar using the term "Toothy"
10:22 - 10:48 I completely feel the same way Chris does about ASMR.
Man, I couldn’t help but rewatch Tomar’s “THE WITCH” part. Laughed my ass off.
“Mama always said a centlepede will set me straight” is maybe the funniest thing I’ve ever heard
I finally found it!! So Funny 2:06:00
Zach: Your dad really grabbed an owl and showed you it's ear?
Chris: He used to shove his index finger as far into the ear as he could.
Zach: And it would go, "AAUUUUUUUHHH! AAUAAAUUUUUUHHHHHH!!!"
5:00 my eyes were closed and I was almost asleep. Thanks mario galaxy for burning my slumbering retinas into the back of my brain stem.
1:37:11 I love how it sounds like he was so terrified and freaked out that he was just stunned In fear and couldn’t breath for like ten seconds, and then after he was like, in shock and out of breath from being so scared 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Monica slapping Lyle in the head will always make me laugh
"It's just a stupid little water thing"
A Manatee: 1000 lbs
When Zach said "Guess the most famous person who has worn heelies" I immediately thought of young Will Smith. I felt like they read my mind.
"DESPICABLE ME"
"DES-WHAT-ABLE ME?!"
it’s 3:02am and i can’t stop replaying “momma always said a cenapede’ll set me straight”, we don’t deserve this goblin
Chris mentioning Jerma is such a surreal thing to me. It's mind blowing to realize these two beings coexist in the same plane of existence.
I love when Zach laughs through his nose sounding like some strange type of gun.
Fell asleep listening to this and went on crazy adventures with the guys.
Is nobody gonna talk about how uncannily good tomar's comic book guy impression is
2:28:27 this is one of my favorite jokes Lyle has made and I feel like its so underrated
Ok babe I’ll watch your ad roll
53:36 I like how this was also my journey to discovering Linus Tech Tips lol, I watch his videos all the time now because of that stupid joke. I also agree that he wouldn't get mad, he's very self aware with his humor.
Oh,not even 3 femtoseconds in and already a naughty word.
I thought it was a family friendly channel >:(
We are kinda badass like that in the Oney plays fandom...
I though chris and his friends were good Christian boys :(
Me, a little girl: *gets spotted*
im homeless and i still fnd time to watch oneyplays
so that's what buster the shopping cart mechanic was laughing about
Did anyone hear about the police finding Fat Albert dead in his LA apartment this morning? Apparently he overdosed... so sad, hope his family is ok.
He had no family he ate them and absorbed their thoughts... They died with him
Hey hey hey, perform an autopsay
they found 8 infant skulls inside his digestive tract :/
On March 10, 1983, Scrappy Doo was gunned down in the streets of São Paulo, Brazil by a rival drug cartel.
@@Gestaltzerfall Don't remind me, I was heart broken when I heard the news.
The bit at 4:23 had me dying 😂
> Best Of Oney Plays Fall 2020
> Basically just another best of Zach video
I can't say I'm complaining
These guys are great to watch when stoned
This channel is pure gold when high/drunk
I'm kinda glad they decided not to add that clip of Tomar unhinging his jaw and devouring a whole lasagna. That might've been too much..
Haha, Lapland is just like a small Christmas/north pole Themed village/town where like tourists go to visit & pay money for souvenirs and stuff and the gimmick is it's like christmas 24/7. Kinda like those stores that are nothing but christmas stuff except for an entire town.
"charlie brown lucy footbal sh*t you're pulling on us" really got me
How did I miss Oney and the gang talking about Jerma?!? Collab WHEN
They would never as much as I would enjoy it.
When Tomar is sus 😳
Oney's Mr. Bean is legendary.
Zach and Tomar arguing about insane hypotheticals is pure gold
This is actually the best thing to listen to while drawing. Fuck music, Best of Oney plays is where its at
1:46:55 for yeyeyeyeye boioioioing hehehehe
Yeyeyeyeyeyeyeye
30:34 lyle had a postal moment in real life
A haha wea of every one plays compilation is to guess which clip has secretely an animatic made on weas like 4chan
Someone please clip "all of my smeggy scrapings amount to one crusty baby." That one really gets me.
OneyPlays is great and all... but when they made fun of the Emoji Movie, they crossed a line. No wonder DingDong and Julian left.
I thought it said "fail" in the title and I just accepted it until I realized I misread it. This channel has gaslit me too lmaooo
Ngl, that’s kind of an epic fail bro...
I think my alltime favorite Oney Plays moments in general are when Chris scares the shit outta Zach with the most basic shit, immediately followed by Zach losing it laughing about it lol
33:00 that tiktok dude got outed as a groomer lol.
I miss Cory, would be amazing if he came back for at least one episode. It's been too long. :)
@Samuel Sandoval 😂😂😭
Cory is the most unfunny person who's ever been on this channel.
@@globesurfer122 NEWSFLASH: YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR DOESN'T SPEAK FOR EVERYONE. If you dislike Cory, that is your subjective perception. If you continue to act like a dick, don't think that the community or I will take kindly to it.
@@ModernOddity728 what are you guna do?
@@globesurfer122 find your ip
2:26:55 Tomar sounded genuinely concerned
That first Zach goblin noise is my alarm XD