I saw Tomar at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
So sorry to hear that. I once had a weird online interaction with him, I sent him a photoshop I made of him for a joke and he responded back with my home address and a photo of my mother with a red X over it, with just the text "Delete this and noone gets hurt, I'm far too rich and busy to deal with shitty fans like you so don't even bother". Scared the life out of me so I deleted my twitter to be safe.
I witnessed Tomar blazing down the road at dangerous speeds, quickly approaching an old woman crossing the road. I can only assume the poor lady was both blind and deaf from her age, as despite my hollering to warn her she proceeded to cross as that speed demon was barreling towards her. I could only watch in horror as, undeterred, Tomar plowed straight through her at incredible speed. Upon collision she erupted into a spectacular and horrifying explosion of red mist and chunks of entrails. You could barely make out anything besides the bits of organs and a solid red smear on the freshly tarred road. Just when I thought the whole ordeal was over, Tomar did an illegal U-Turn and drove back to the scene of the crime and stepped out of his vehicle as if to admire what he'd done. His face was stained with her blood, with small remains of her clinging to his clothes, his aviator sunglasses covered his eyes and were also drenched with blood. Suddenly his look shifts to me, simply staring over at him in utter disbelief of his inhumanity... He raises his hand, still looking straight at me, and removes his crimson soaked shades. With the glasses removed I saw his cold, empty eyes which were entirely black as if they were a window into the void where his soul should be. I felt my body go numb, and as I began to shiver in fear he placed his glasses back over his eyes, entered his car and simply drove all the way out of town while chuckling in delight. The moment will haunt me for the rest of my days as the single most horrifying thing I've ever bared witness to.
I remember when I was in like 1st grade I had to illustrate an american history timeline, and for Lincoln freeing the slaves I literally drew him letting them out of a sweet dungeon
I met Tomar once outside a furry convention I was working tickets at. He was wearing a "big the cat" fursuit, but I recognized his voice immediately and asked for an autograph, then he asked for my number. I was so excited to begin with but now he keeps calling me asking for money so he can modify his "big the cat" fur suit to be bigger. He says he needs to do it because it's not "big enough to be true to life yet".
I have a similar story. One time I was walking out of the grocery store and I saw the real actual Tomar standing beside the entrance. He was selling burned DVD copies of “Coal Black and De Sebbin Dwarfs.” For $5.99 each. He kept saying something about it being his responsibility as a man because Whoopi Goldberg isn’t the boss of him. Pretty random, not gonna lie.
Honestly, Tomar kind of deserves all the crap the other guys give him considering he specifically said he regrets not beating up more old people before he got too famous to get away with it
it's fucking crazy the amount of guts this guy has on him and i dont mean that in a "wow hes so brave" kinda way. no, this "tomar" beat up and stole the innards of over half his fucking fanbase
i was pro tomar 100% before i saw the vod of his irl livestream where he walked around the mall arguing with strangers on the topic of eugenics and mandatory genetic screening. like, at one point he was screaming in this woman's face that she was, "an abelist fascist," for disagreeing with him.
Covid threw my life off track. I've been working nights at a new job and these compilations hit the spot all night long. Chris is inspirational in a way u can't see right off the bat. Keep us laughing so we can make the others smile. Also more pebbles plz.
Just try to stay positive. Make a career in comedy out of it. Start while ur young! Unless ur not in which case life sucks for most of us so try to laugh the masks off people's faces if u can.
You're probably the only youtuber to reupload mass amounts of content and I'll watch it all again anyways despite bitching whenever anyone else does. I'll support you forever man!!
bird guy I’d say still watch it. It’s one of my fav playthroughs so unless you’re playing for the story I’d highly recommend it. Also maybe one day we’ll be able to afford VR headsets 👌
I discovered this channel 2 months ago and right now is helping me dealing with my sick cat. We had to remove one of her legs and still need a lot of time to recover but you always make me laugh while taking care of her
I hate the fact that the way chris and zach type in the worms chat before the games started is exactly how some people in a discord server im in type. I swear there's always some drama happening between like 4 of them.
There's a Discord server I'm in that just has this group of what I can only assume to be twelve year olds who constantly post clips from hentai videos and lewd drawings they made.
Nobody could cause such emotional whiplash other than these boys. never before has my brain scrambled to figure out whether it should be continuing the panic attack i was balls deep in or bust out laughing at "Robotnik would be Rouge's paypig"
Tomar pulled my by the hair and sat me in a chair, then proceeded to whisper into my ear saying sympathetic things about Maoism while rubbing his big buddha belly.
I screamed when they played Insaniquarium because it brought back memories of playing that and Plants vs. Zombies with my parents because we all three liked those games. If I got stuck on a level, Mom somehow beat it. She got stuck, I'd somehow beat it. Good memories. I mean I'm sure I could get Dad and Mom to play again. They're still alive, just in their fifties.
God, looking back, I love how Cory speaks without thinking. Chris: "Cory, in your regular old voice, say 'Hey guys, Mario here, thanks for joining the episode, see you next time.'" Cory: "Hey guys, Mario, thanks for seeing you next time." Just actually amazing.
I like hearing Chris's renditions of things because they are almost 100 percent correct..but that difference between 100 and 99 is the largest and most important percent.
1:46 I was increasing the volume of my headphones that make a tone when put to max volume and I only heard Zach say "we lied to that man, that _______er". Needless to say I rewound that shit
7 seconds in and there's already a "Tomar that's you"
That's how you know it's gonna be good
A little bit of Tomar's power is inside us all no less
The perfect start to the year
6 Straw
I saw Tomar at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
I keep seeing this copypasta but not the babysitter tomar one :(
Wow, this is why you cant meet you heroes
So sorry to hear that. I once had a weird online interaction with him, I sent him a photoshop I made of him for a joke and he responded back with my home address and a photo of my mother with a red X over it, with just the text "Delete this and noone gets hurt, I'm far too rich and busy to deal with shitty fans like you so don't even bother". Scared the life out of me so I deleted my twitter to be safe.
I witnessed Tomar blazing down the road at dangerous speeds, quickly approaching an old woman crossing the road. I can only assume the poor lady was both blind and deaf from her age, as despite my hollering to warn her she proceeded to cross as that speed demon was barreling towards her. I could only watch in horror as, undeterred, Tomar plowed straight through her at incredible speed. Upon collision she erupted into a spectacular and horrifying explosion of red mist and chunks of entrails. You could barely make out anything besides the bits of organs and a solid red smear on the freshly tarred road. Just when I thought the whole ordeal was over, Tomar did an illegal U-Turn and drove back to the scene of the crime and stepped out of his vehicle as if to admire what he'd done. His face was stained with her blood, with small remains of her clinging to his clothes, his aviator sunglasses covered his eyes and were also drenched with blood. Suddenly his look shifts to me, simply staring over at him in utter disbelief of his inhumanity...
He raises his hand, still looking straight at me, and removes his crimson soaked shades. With the glasses removed I saw his cold, empty eyes which were entirely black as if they were a window into the void where his soul should be. I felt my body go numb, and as I began to shiver in fear he placed his glasses back over his eyes, entered his car and simply drove all the way out of town while chuckling in delight. The moment will haunt me for the rest of my days as the single most horrifying thing I've ever bared witness to.
@@Hi_Just_Fred "i would hate to do that"
I remember when I was in like 1st grade I had to illustrate an american history timeline, and for Lincoln freeing the slaves I literally drew him letting them out of a sweet dungeon
With his enchanted battleaxe I presume.
Yeah and casting the confederates away with his knockback II sharpness 5 diamond sword
Sweet
Historically accurate
Thats fucking badass dude Im not kidding
16:54
2:14:16
It's like poetry, they rhyme. Top tier OneyPlays lore/continuity.
this is insane
I cant tell what part rhymes
I met Tomar once outside a furry convention I was working tickets at. He was wearing a "big the cat" fursuit, but I recognized his voice immediately and asked for an autograph, then he asked for my number. I was so excited to begin with but now he keeps calling me asking for money so he can modify his "big the cat" fur suit to be bigger. He says he needs to do it because it's not "big enough to be true to life yet".
Goddamn it I gave him 200$ last week. Is he still calling you?
I have a similar story. One time I was walking out of the grocery store and I saw the real actual Tomar standing beside the entrance. He was selling burned DVD copies of “Coal Black and De Sebbin Dwarfs.” For $5.99 each. He kept saying something about it being his responsibility as a man because Whoopi Goldberg isn’t the boss of him. Pretty random, not gonna lie.
You did that to yourself and I don't feel bad for you
I know that’s a bit late but does someone know if that is real?
If you are curious as to what Tomar and Zach's honeymoon was like, just watch the clip of Zach RP-ing as Jaxxy going "Awww"
Link?
I got physically repulsed from reading that
I got physically excited from reading that
@@GenericProtagonist7 I got Rita Repulsa from that
biaza links.
Chris' drawing at 46:40 really is one of those pictures the more you look at the funnier it gets. A masterpiece, I might say.
I love the reactionary whiplash you get from their Scribble episodes.
The love on the spectrum comment they made killed me
*INCOHERANT BABBLE*
Tomar: Apparently, yeah
Time stamp please lol
@@DonkeyKongJr 0:46
it sounds just like the babbling he did in the ice cream hellbenders episode and he just kept fucking going and it had me in stitches
@@chadmoment4928 thank you lmfaoo
*_"one hundred and fifteen?!"_*
I love how zach just impulsively lies and gaslights people for no reason other than his own personal entertainment
What's the joke? Where's the comedy?
I'm not that much of a b!tch. It's a reference to the crybaby Redditor. Lol.
Mcu ui
Honestly, Tomar kind of deserves all the crap the other guys give him considering he specifically said he regrets not beating up more old people before he got too famous to get away with it
it's fucking crazy the amount of guts this guy has on him and i dont mean that in a "wow hes so brave" kinda way. no, this "tomar" beat up and stole the innards of over half his fucking fanbase
Rommesje every word you hear Tomar speak removes another atom from your heart
@@demisagoat Tomar is just a keter class SCP
i was pro tomar 100% before i saw the vod of his irl livestream where he walked around the mall arguing with strangers on the topic of eugenics and mandatory genetic screening. like, at one point he was screaming in this woman's face that she was, "an abelist fascist," for disagreeing with him.
@@atticustalker9359 hehehe funni joke
I will say though one of the best parts about spring was the start of the worms series
Fo shizzle
It’s cool but a bit boring
You mean amazing
Oi Bruv i 100% agree
Agreed
Covid threw my life off track. I've been working nights at a new job and these compilations hit the spot all night long. Chris is inspirational in a way u can't see right off the bat. Keep us laughing so we can make the others smile. Also more pebbles plz.
@Nicholas Brown I'm glad you did that to him tbh
I was in the same boat a few years ago and sleepycast got me through so many long nights. Cheers nah
i was your 100th like bro i hope things pick up for you
Fruity pebbles or cocoa pebbles
22:38 We did it, we did it, we really did it!
2:54:47 LYLE, TURN ON THE TV, THEY HIT THE PENTAGON!
25:05 The thought of seeing a sim do a 360 and just stare at you and gasp makes me laugh everytime
Zach's death rattle sets off my fight or flight response.
lol
Tomars geniune "WHY!?!?" when zach fuckin randomly decides its time to rupture eardrums doing a funee loud(tm) gets me everytime
“They’re either gonna think you died of becoming a zombie, or else that everybody died of spaghetti” is a happy place I return to often
when will we get an official compilation of all the "look tomar, that's you!" moments
A Tomar impression Compilation
It would have to constantly be updated
@otto heckel
@Otto Heckel literally made one yesterday
lucky you
Aw yeah a new compilation to drown out the sounds of my parents fighting!
Oh
This hits me close to home, just like my father.
its ok, my dad loves me
Just try to stay positive. Make a career in comedy out of it. Start while ur young! Unless ur not in which case life sucks for most of us so try to laugh the masks off people's faces if u can.
Martin Cardozo
Don’t forget to mention that you shouldn’t apologize for making jokes. As it doesn’t matter if they get offended or not.
You're probably the only youtuber to reupload mass amounts of content and I'll watch it all again anyways despite bitching whenever anyone else does. I'll support you forever man!!
35:00 zach laughs like a educated british man
The "my name is patrick" bit always kills me lmfao. It's like Zach had that ready to go.
1:00:15 Good job Lyle on referencing deep Oneyplays Lore
EVERYONE RECOMMEND A VISAGE REVISIT, DOLORES CHAPTER IS AVAILABLE
BoneyPlays 2020
I agree
I cant watch those because I want to play it in vr when I buy a vr headset someday
bird guy I’d say still watch it. It’s one of my fav playthroughs so unless you’re playing for the story I’d highly recommend it. Also maybe one day we’ll be able to afford VR headsets 👌
I support this
I discovered this channel 2 months ago and right now is helping me dealing with my sick cat. We had to remove one of her legs and still need a lot of time to recover but you always make me laugh while taking care of her
Hope she gets better!!
@@tawxic1 thanks!
I hate the fact that the way chris and zach type in the worms chat before the games started is exactly how some people in a discord server im in type. I swear there's always some drama happening between like 4 of them.
Skeleton why don't you join in and have some fun
penoses
There's a Discord server I'm in that just has this group of what I can only assume to be twelve year olds who constantly post clips from hentai videos and lewd drawings they made.
@@Hi_Just_Fred Ahh, groomer discord
@@Hi_Just_Fred I'd bet that they're all 30 tbh
Tomar would you please become my biological father by using the Tomar Emeralds to bend the fabric of time and change the course of history?
@@weetbix4497 Y'know besides the black face and rape allegations, hed make a pretty good dad
@@Bone_guy Call the ADL, I dont care bro. Joshua Tomar is a demented man
1:10:58 the music transition between the two clips is so worthy.
I just discovered Oney this spring, so I'd say that was a plus!
welcome to the cozy little family
Probs the only good thing that’s happened this year
Just here looking for the part where Zach screams "oh my god they shot the pentagon!"
LYLE WAKE UP THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGON!!!!
2:54:49
@@Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzlol thank you.
I like "they shot the pentagon" as if with just a single low caliber bullet
Nobody could cause such emotional whiplash other than these boys. never before has my brain scrambled to figure out whether it should be continuing the panic attack i was balls deep in or bust out laughing at "Robotnik would be Rouge's paypig"
56:36 unironically one of my favorite oneyplays moments.
Can we just take a second to acknowledge that perfect droopy impression at 2:03:50
5:05
So that's what happened to the rat Chris and Zack caught in their house.
I think we all know what they did to it..
51:37 "Fat Chris and Fat Aerith" is still the most bizarre Freudian slip
1:09:37 I can't get enough of the Orbeez story
*Horrifying Eldritch monstrosity of shadow emerges from Tome of Forbidden Knowledge*
"LoOk ToMaR iT's YoU"
Man, Lyle’s voice with that reverb is on-point Melee 2:44:15
BEST OF ONEYPLAYS
"This is Sand Schneider."
1:43:52- Zach’s “Aw let’s do it” literally made me cry for 5 minutes
Tomar pulled my by the hair and sat me in a chair, then proceeded to whisper into my ear saying sympathetic things about Maoism while rubbing his big buddha belly.
I want that to happen to me
hot
Maoism? As in the worship of Mao Zedong? Or Daoism the actual religion lol.
Kind of based
I can't believe I've been calming my nerves with these for over a year now.
1:10:00 It later came out that the Orbeez thing was an elaborate joke, which kudos to him. That was the funniest shit!
"Yea it was just a joke guys, no need to laugh at me or charge me for the ruination of your pipes it was just a joke"
I screamed when they played Insaniquarium because it brought back memories of playing that and Plants vs. Zombies with my parents because we all three liked those games. If I got stuck on a level, Mom somehow beat it. She got stuck, I'd somehow beat it. Good memories.
I mean I'm sure I could get Dad and Mom to play again. They're still alive, just in their fifties.
For whatever reason I always die at how hard Chris laughs at 1:50:01
2:57:59 “if any aliens are listening, don’t do this“ -Zach Hadel
i’m starting to fall asleep to these best ofs so chris and pals get the ad revenue. hope you boys are doing well.
I still love how they used Tornado of Souls when Chris said “play a cool metal riff”
1:59:43 Tomar enjoys himself and the boys show their support
my english teacher in highschool used the video they’re talking about at 12:26 as an example of how to give a good presentation about a boring topic
0:50 That half scream half laugh cracks me up so much lol
The best part of the video was the ad intermission every five minutes, really gave me time to de-escalate after watching the compilation!
It probably doesn’t mean much, and sounds cliché, but your content has brought me a lot of joy and gotten me through some rough times.
I still can't get over how cute smol cactar looks when he's running 49:20
I nearly passed out at Sephiroth with a big, brown smile and sloshing noises in the background.
i like these comps because they are consistent with the volume, more like this one plz
23:48 is my one of my favorite oneyplays moments of all time. zach's noises are fucking lethal i swear
i love how chris still calls chromatic aberration chromatic "abration"
This is a good era
You kind of know you've failed in life when they let the guy with the superman backpack on the party bus but not you
The Grinch theme is the most banger of Christmas themes, you could sing anything to it.
Where there's a whip there's a way is still the superior song though.
Open up your rockstar’s right now GAMERS
Slightly artistic is one of my favourite things you've ever done, I must say...
ive never laughed harder than zach screaming and saying "That's the noise i'm gonna make when i hack-em somebody into 95 cubes."
To be fair they were an intruder
when lyle said "yeah four hearts like a cow hahaha" I felt the universe shake
1:55:52 Made my cat run out of my living room. 😂
my cat stood on the mute button right after the pentagon joke and I thought nobody laughed at it
When Zach says something that is batshit insane and doesn't immediately follow it up with something even more insane its probably not a lie
Shoutout to the editor at 2:42:40 who put in the “Tornado of Souls” lead guitar riff. You’re awesome dude
God, looking back, I love how Cory speaks without thinking.
Chris: "Cory, in your regular old voice, say 'Hey guys, Mario here, thanks for joining the episode, see you next time.'"
Cory: "Hey guys, Mario, thanks for seeing you next time."
Just actually amazing.
I love the moment when Zach is screaming as a dwarf and cracking himself up.
24:48 one of the most valid Lyle thoughts to date
They FFVII drawings absolutely slayed me
Spring 2020 is the post-DD&J Golden Age of Oneyplays.
why does zach laugh like ahohohohohoh
He’s an anime villainess
@@Abdega Ohohoho-sama
God, ie already watched this a unhealthy amount of times, just each section makes me laugh
54:10 my favorite drawing ever
Yes
59:28 he got old as he said it
Under Abraham's hat is his brain like Mojojojo...I lost it.
Zach’s crying baby impression will always scare me
Watching this with my freaking sweet Freddie Freaker plushie while I freaking cry. Thanks stupid boyes.
nvm i just cried
For some reason Tomar saying that channel awesome have brought entertainment to people for generations is really funny to me
I got an ad the second after Chris said “Goodnight N-Word”. The comedic timing was on point
Thanks for the long funnies
This really helped get through spring
all these clips feel like they're so old but so recent at the same time
They feel a lot older now
this is the best channel to watch while high i stg
2:21:17 imagine if thats how the avengers actually stopped Thanos? The thought of it kills me 😂😂😂😂
I like hearing Chris's renditions of things because they are almost 100 percent correct..but that difference between 100 and 99 is the largest and most important percent.
2:45:10
"THE LADY WHO GOT HER FACE RIPPED OF BY A CHIMP"
and "THE CHIMP" killed me in such a way
1:59:21 I've no idea what voice software they used for this but it cracks me up everytime lmao
And all my money i spent for being tomars paypig was spent on a fancy camera some gold in it what a waste 😔😔
At least he fed you one of his beard hairs as a reward.
I really enjoyed this compilation, but every single time I finish watching an OneyPlays video it autoplays to this.
Sameeee. Either that or Halloween 2020.
I was watching Jimmy Here and it autoplayed this
this is better than watching tv
look tomar, you're in the compilation!
thats you!
1:46
I was increasing the volume of my headphones that make a tone when put to max volume and I only heard Zach say "we lied to that man, that _______er". Needless to say I rewound that shit
This is the proof I needed, zach might just be the funniest goblin alive
This best of makes me smile a sloshy brown smile
Dang they were referencing Dan Schneider 4 years ago. They knew and didn’t tell us
Well Dan Schneider has been known for all his creepy shit even before that
Zach needs to start a metal band. Those pipes can scream my dude!