I saw Cory cosplaying as Sonic at the last Comic-Con sprinting into the restroom. When I heard deafening gushing diarrhea from the stall he dived into he said "This is happening". In his patented Sonic voice ofc.
His playing is the antithesis of a Sonic game. He’s one of those people that would compare every game to Sonic 2 and then bitch about it because he’s so awful at it. I love him
@@jackalexandelike when he said he doesn't like botw (which is fine) because it's a redundant game, then in the very next sentence says he likes playing Sonic games because they're redundant games.
i'm a bit shocked with how uncharacteristically competent cory is in shadow the hedgehog instead of his usual drooling, burping and stumbling over his own jokes
Thanks y'all so much for the 100k views! The latter half of last year was pretty rough so I apologize for the lack of uploads, but my situation is much better now so I'm hoping to get crackin' on compiling some epic lols for you kind folks. Have a heckin' gosh of a good day :)
I want a new super serious sonic game for the boys to play 10 ours of. New Shadow game but its "Shadow goes to the real world dude." Imagine spawning in a Hitman level as a microscopic Shadow yet packed with more firepower tan any mere mortal. I want it really graphic 1. SHADOW AS TO WATCH AMY DIE, (LIKE W/ JANE IN BREAKING BAD) AND TELLS SONIC AT THE END CAUSING HIM TO GGO SUPER SONIC 2. THIS MUST BE AN FPS BUT ALSO VR. MEANING YOU HAVE TO EXPERIENCE ALL THHE LOOPS, KIDS GET MAD THEY CANT PLAY CAUSE THEY GET SICK 3. SHADOW HURTS HIS LEG IN THE INTRO, EGGMAN TEAMED UP WITH THE CARTEL AND IT BEGINS WITH SHADOW IN A BRUTAL TORTURE SCENE. THEY DRIVE A SCREWDRIVER INTO HIS PRECIOUS SPEEDY LEG 4. LEG HURTS NOW SO HE, LIKE IN HOUSE M.D., HAS A CANE AND IS CONSTANTLY RETAKING VICODIN FROM HIS ORANGE BOTTLE MID BATTLE. ROUGE COMPLAINS. 4. ALEX JONES VOICE ACTS, PLAYS HIMSELF 5. ROUGE WORKS A JOB WERE SHE LIES DOWN ON A FANCY TABLE WHRE THEY PUT SUSHI ALL OVER HER BODY...SHHADOW BUSTS INTO THIS LITTLE ART SHOW AND FREES HER BY EATING ALL THE SUSHI BIGGEST necessity is the story being told in three arcs, one for each of Amy's hairs. 89.99 Campaign + Multiplayer Multiplayer game pass 14.99 a month 5 for added keychan 30 bucks for DLC uncensored Rouge levels, such as "ONLY PLANS," "DIAMONDS LAST FOREVER SAID THE JEWEL QUEEF TO TE JOKER FLYING OVER," REAL KELTEC SUB 2000 9MM CARBINE TRANS SHOOTER'S HATE CRIME AGAINST CRISTIAN SCHOOL BOYS LIKE A ONCE LITTLE CHRIS ONEIL. ALSO INCLUDE THE FOOTAGE AND MANIFESTO OF THHE DANCE CHANEL LADY WO IS THE ONLY PERSON UP TO TIS DATE WO HAS HIT TH-cam WITH A SPREE SHOOTING, KILLING 3 AT TH-cam HQ BUT AS A MUSLIM LADY NO ONE SAW IT ON THE NEWS.
I fell asleep to this and I literally dreamed that there was a Chris Chan type stalker who met me at my friends house and the house was filled with people with learning disabilities. That’s how my brain processes this information. God bless.
2:35:14 Dear Bibser, I'm disappointed in you for having a Jesus section in your Insane Part 2 compilation without including this bit. Luckily for you I'm a reasonable guy
i hope this year they play more sonic games but without cory playing, every time he's the one playing he starts out talking about how good he is but then spend 10 episodes dying to the most mundane, random bullshit and constantly failing basic platforming
"Cory, you're stretching me"
Cory comps are like reverse sleep aid
I have tried sleeping to a few and have gotten woken up by Cory’s infamous rage a few times
If you fall asleep to this, you'll end up lucid in a dream modelled after Cory's inner mind
I saw Cory cosplaying as Sonic at the last Comic-Con sprinting into the restroom. When I heard deafening gushing diarrhea from the stall he dived into he said "This is happening". In his patented Sonic voice ofc.
When the 32 chilidogs hit
No. I was in the next stall. He said "Shit is Happening!"
@@megaultradamn A part of me really wishes that this is true and not a parody.
_'Shit is happening!!'_
Cory describes most sonic games as “the antithesis of a sonic game”
His playing is the antithesis of a Sonic game. He’s one of those people that would compare every game to Sonic 2 and then bitch about it because he’s so awful at it. I love him
@@BradsGonnaPlay I love Cory but his criticisms of BotW genuinely infuriate me lol
@@jackalexandelike when he said he doesn't like botw (which is fine) because it's a redundant game, then in the very next sentence says he likes playing Sonic games because they're redundant games.
For whatever reason the episodes with Cory are comfy for me. Maybe I find him quaint.
The opening music sounded like Chris's victory theme if he was in Smash Bros.
43:22 woah I didn’t expect oneyplays to mention Somecallmejohnny!
DingDong mentioned him years ago about someone copying him
A wise man once said
“try and catch me ya fat fuckin’ egg”
i'm a bit shocked with how uncharacteristically competent cory is in shadow the hedgehog instead of his usual drooling, burping and stumbling over his own jokes
how does this have no views im always looking for more cory comps
Real
He's been getting blacklisted since he was found on a certain flight log 😬
@@alldayagain I KNEW IT
Joe Biden endorsed it
1:00:55 My Headcanon: Chris is Louie Anderson's illegitimate Irish son.
2:38:56 oh my god Lyle predicted the third DLC of Sonic Frontiers
3:14 Sean Schemmel after having throat polyps:
*Cough* Goku! You gotta learn the Kaoi-*Coughs and hacks*
Corey makes me feel good because I look at him and go “Hey. You could have turned into that. It’s not so bad”
Thanks for the PSA against astrology. Sincerely, the 0.01% of girls
You have my sympathy.
Ooooh yesyesyes now this is a compilation
ty bby, this comp has taken me the most time and effort to make so far lmao
@@PressPlayToStart It pays in spades my man, woke up in the middle of the night and this provides me the chill one gets during sedation.
Corey screaming oh yea and this is happening is one of my favorite moments
How the fuck does Corey not know Goku is Black Doom
I love cory's speedrunning tactic of trying to pull off tricks while taking way longer than if he played the level normally
Hey Cory, knuckles here
Thanks y'all so much for the 100k views! The latter half of last year was pretty rough so I apologize for the lack of uploads, but my situation is much better now so I'm hoping to get crackin' on compiling some epic lols for you kind folks. Have a heckin' gosh of a good day :)
The sonic adventure GBA games were great
I want a new super serious sonic game for the boys to play 10 ours of.
New Shadow game but its "Shadow goes to the real world dude." Imagine spawning in a Hitman level as a microscopic Shadow yet packed with more firepower tan any mere mortal.
I want it really graphic
1. SHADOW AS TO WATCH AMY DIE, (LIKE W/ JANE IN BREAKING BAD) AND TELLS SONIC AT THE END CAUSING HIM TO GGO SUPER SONIC
2. THIS MUST BE AN FPS BUT ALSO VR. MEANING YOU HAVE TO EXPERIENCE ALL THHE LOOPS, KIDS GET MAD THEY CANT PLAY CAUSE THEY GET SICK
3. SHADOW HURTS HIS LEG IN THE INTRO, EGGMAN TEAMED UP WITH THE CARTEL AND IT BEGINS WITH SHADOW IN A BRUTAL TORTURE SCENE. THEY DRIVE A SCREWDRIVER INTO HIS PRECIOUS SPEEDY LEG
4. LEG HURTS NOW SO HE, LIKE IN HOUSE M.D., HAS A CANE AND IS CONSTANTLY RETAKING VICODIN FROM HIS ORANGE BOTTLE MID BATTLE. ROUGE COMPLAINS.
4. ALEX JONES VOICE ACTS, PLAYS HIMSELF
5. ROUGE WORKS A JOB WERE SHE LIES DOWN ON A FANCY TABLE WHRE THEY PUT SUSHI ALL OVER HER BODY...SHHADOW BUSTS INTO THIS LITTLE ART SHOW AND FREES HER BY EATING ALL THE SUSHI
BIGGEST necessity is the story being told in three arcs, one for each of Amy's hairs.
89.99 Campaign + Multiplayer
Multiplayer game pass 14.99 a month
5 for added keychan
30 bucks for DLC uncensored Rouge levels, such as "ONLY PLANS," "DIAMONDS LAST FOREVER SAID THE JEWEL QUEEF TO TE JOKER FLYING OVER," REAL KELTEC SUB 2000 9MM CARBINE TRANS SHOOTER'S HATE CRIME AGAINST CRISTIAN SCHOOL BOYS LIKE A ONCE LITTLE CHRIS ONEIL.
ALSO INCLUDE THE FOOTAGE AND MANIFESTO OF THHE DANCE CHANEL LADY WO IS THE ONLY PERSON UP TO TIS DATE WO HAS HIT TH-cam WITH A SPREE SHOOTING, KILLING 3 AT TH-cam HQ BUT AS A MUSLIM LADY NO ONE SAW IT ON THE NEWS.
Corey has been vindicated about Rouge's p-leeps
Great another sperg out comp love it 👍❤️
1:37:17 Jesus Cory that’s fvcked, but I understand
I fell asleep to this and I literally dreamed that there was a Chris Chan type stalker who met me at my friends house and the house was filled with people with learning disabilities. That’s how my brain processes this information. God bless.
27:23 27:35 27:50 28:42 29:31 52:52
Finally what I was looking for. Could've sworn there was some other cory sonic comp with all the bits
Chris needs to use AI to make a scene where Sonic is asking Robotnik in a deposition if he has an "egg-shaped" penis
Boss rushes are great.
1:56:10 Impressions
This is epic
BOKTAI MENTIONED
2:35:14 Dear Bibser, I'm disappointed in you for having a Jesus section in your Insane Part 2 compilation without including this bit. Luckily for you I'm a reasonable guy
That flat tire story has gotta be the most boring thing Chris has ever said.
Lol I always skip it. So cringe.
I wanna make an animated show about an Eagle named Spread and a Hawk named Tuah
46:08
i hope this year they play more sonic games but without cory playing, every time he's the one playing he starts out talking about how good he is but then spend 10 episodes dying to the most mundane, random bullshit and constantly failing basic platforming
Indeed, but what Oneyplays guy is better at Sonic?
Sonic without cory is pure blasphemy.
Disagree, every Sonic playthrough needs to be as painful and brain rotting as possible
2:25:23 I was
Content thief!!!!