I’ve been quoting “your father is Chinese” for ever since I heard this and I could find anything after looking up that or “CumTown mortal kombat.” I swear for the life of me I could only find this clip through the CumTown Search bot someone shared on Reddit. I could only find it with “your father is Chinese” after some comp on TH-cam (I think it was some Chinese compilation) got taken down. Thank you so much for this holy shit. My life is complete once again.
Brother I know allllll about lost mental cumtown clips. It's the exact reason I started making these. I actually have a bunch I'm still hunting for. The ones that haunt you at night- thinking to yourself "did I just make up that bit or is it out there, out there somewhere?? " oh and since Nick don't answer his phone anymore, I'm left with listening to the cast all day- just as I like it. Thanks for watching 💕💞💕💞💕💞💕
It's really just nick. Stav was in it for a minute, not really into his other stuff. And the bug will never be any sort of anything. What's his name? Nah, who cares
I'm not being hyperbolic when I say it is legitimately hard to believe how unfunny TAFS is. I don't understand it at all. Their sedated, lifeless cadence really reminds me of American Psycho.
I say your father is chinese probably 10 times everyday at work it makes me smile and laugh everytime, I cannot wait for the day when someone asks why I'm laughing
What kills me is what happen after stav says “uh oh is the Chinese guy down there with Micheal Douglas?” It’s great to hear them all laugh, uncontrollably.
Yup yessir he's truly one of a kind. 💖 Actually, I'll tell him..we're at the beach right now, we just got some plant based hotdogs and virgin daqiuiris. and now we're talking about new shirt designs.
Seriously! It had been YEARS since I laughed as hard as I laughed at Cumtown. I'm talking about being doubled over laughing so hard I'm crying until I literally had to pause the episode so I could breathe again.
I feel it..got it on pretty much every day. Like listening to a good album. Some of the newer TAFS have some grit, but the golden era of CT is long gone :c
Man if I found myself buying synthetic cbd for a calmative I'd have to ask myself some serious questions about my belief that I'm too cool for chamomile tea
@@octopusexperiment1931I’m of the belief that it does nothing when formulated alone. All those cannabinoids actually do is regulate the way THC works. That’s about it. Some of them mix with THC to great effect
Super High Output Dudes Oiled Hairy Cheeks.. nah you got it, it's just two acronyms that I've always really liked. I have a 92 SHO, of course needs work ha..you got/had one?
I got a couple vids in there somewhere on my page ..she looking a lil under the weather rn since I turned into a pile of shit. I'll get my lil SHO back on the road in no time...just about 900$ in registration fees from hell dmv I hate that place with passion
Stav quit so he could work outdoors and start a family. His biggest dream is to have grandchildren. Also, he was getting sick of doing a podcast.(His Words) So immediately after leaving Cum Town, he started his own solo podcast. Honestly I'm kinda glad he's gone. I actually like TAFS.
“Your father is Chinese” then all the laughter including Nick laughing with the same echoing voice changer laughing is soooooo fucking good.
Thanks for that gave me something to look forward to listening for the first time. 'Now you're speaking my wanguage' is pretty good too.
“Sooooo fucking good” a grown man typed this lmao
A grown man types lmao
Without having the manners to say I’m gay
@@GrimReader kiss me father for I have sinned
@@SeverianofNessus this is a podcast about being gay with your dad, I suggest you stop being so straight
4 beeps and a beep with the reverb has me crying lmao
I’ve been quoting “your father is Chinese” for ever since I heard this and I could find anything after looking up that or “CumTown mortal kombat.” I swear for the life of me I could only find this clip through the CumTown Search bot someone shared on Reddit. I could only find it with “your father is Chinese” after some comp on TH-cam (I think it was some Chinese compilation) got taken down. Thank you so much for this holy shit. My life is complete once again.
Brother I know allllll about lost mental cumtown clips. It's the exact reason I started making these. I actually have a bunch I'm still hunting for. The ones that haunt you at night- thinking to yourself "did I just make up that bit or is it out there, out there somewhere?? " oh and since Nick don't answer his phone anymore, I'm left with listening to the cast all day- just as I like it. Thanks for watching 💕💞💕💞💕💞💕
@@shoDOHC that happened to me for the ad read about a betting website owned by a mentally handicapped heiress, still haven't found it
If anyone knows the clip of nick singing "cat scratch fever" but he replaces the words with "fat gay fagg-t" that's my cumtown unicorn
Found the bit about model trains and divorce that way. What a godsend.
@@shoDOHC thank you for your efforts! 😢🥺🙏🙏🤝
NOW YOR SPEAKING MY RANGWEDGE
Took me longer than it should've....
The first time I heard that I laughed so hard I almost turned straight
Nothing they all do separate will ever match how perfect CTown was
It's really just nick. Stav was in it for a minute, not really into his other stuff. And the bug will never be any sort of anything. What's his name? Nah, who cares
I'm not being hyperbolic when I say it is legitimately hard to believe how unfunny TAFS is. I don't understand it at all. Their sedated, lifeless cadence really reminds me of American Psycho.
@@theorigionaldrewAmerican… Thai Bo
Stav never did anything funny on the show. He was a laugh track.
@@theorigionaldrew You don't understand. The entire project is a bit.
“That’s my kind of music. Now you’re speaking my ranguage” is probably the funniest thing other than Adam’s poopypants
Nick- Scorpion
Stav- Fat Goro
Adam- D'Vorah the bug lady
Stav is obviously Bo' Rai Cho (fat)
Surely Adam is the Kollector
devorah is also a jewish girl name meaning bee which makes this joke way better than it has any right to be
My deepest fear is autistically absent mindedly saying " your fatha is chineese" in front of my filipina girlfriend
That's facts doggie
I say your father is chinese probably 10 times everyday at work it makes me smile and laugh everytime, I cannot wait for the day when someone asks why I'm laughing
@@Adam-yo3bt I get stoned and watch this video once a week
Just tell her they are the best kind of chinese
word up man
I CANT GET HARD *mortal kombat theme*
"Make fuck" in Michael Douglas voice is top tier
What kills me is what happen after stav says “uh oh is the Chinese guy down there with Micheal Douglas?”
It’s great to hear them all laugh, uncontrollably.
Nick has such a knack to make me absolutely crease up laughing with the simplest, stupidest shit. Really takes a talent.
Yup yessir he's truly one of a kind. 💖 Actually, I'll tell him..we're at the beach right now, we just got some plant based hotdogs and virgin daqiuiris. and now we're talking about new shirt designs.
@@shoDOHC Ha! He was with me last night, whore. If his ass tastes funny, you know why.
Love the channel, man. Keep posting ❤️
Like when he says Luis j Gomez smokes big
@@shoDOHC😮😮😮😊 jelly
Seriously!
It had been YEARS since I laughed as hard as I laughed at Cumtown. I'm talking about being doubled over laughing so hard I'm crying until I literally had to pause the episode so I could breathe again.
I miss the show so much :'(
I feel it..got it on pretty much every day. Like listening to a good album. Some of the newer TAFS have some grit, but the golden era of CT is long gone :c
@@shoDOHC nah, the show's better without stav
The real journey was the guys we sucked off on the way. Jk watch TAFS its finding its footing
@@trunklemcjeansit’s been two years
The funniest part is that they are imitating Shang Tsung but think it’s Shao Khan
I feel better knowing they got it wrong
With a little bit of Raiden sprinkled in there
@@ottico84 Raiden was the shit.
What if Chinese people were black?
@@Loquacious_Jackson here comes Chinese brotherman
Once again I’m moved to tears with laughter by Nick Mullen
😊o😊😊
"Slur-tality" - my sides are in orbit
Get off 4chan trust me
I have died so many times to "Your Father is Chinese," and "Four Beeps and a Beep"
You should label all of these as a "legendary bit". Classic move
thank you super high output dual-overhead cam
Its insane, as a gear head, how that was my instant translation lol
Man if I found myself buying synthetic cbd for a calmative I'd have to ask myself some serious questions about my belief that I'm too cool for chamomile tea
Have you tried
9ay movements w jesus?
Does cbd even do anything? I got given some oil and it seemed to do absolutely nothing
@octopusexperiment1931 I agree, it just made my eyes hurt
Chamomile is delicious, we're all gay here
@@octopusexperiment1931I’m of the belief that it does nothing when formulated alone.
All those cannabinoids actually do is regulate the way THC works. That’s about it. Some of them mix with THC to great effect
“Serving size? What the fuck.” - Stavros “The Mind” Halkias
incredible series of bits
This channel is all over the place I love it
Hahah yeah I got problems 😅
Dude I miss these three.
These guys don't play. No jokes when it comes to their genuine passion and thorough knowledge of couches
@robertbrooks7412 these guys are profeshinels
Tommy Chong talks like he is from Edmonton.
Only a voice that gay could be from Edmonton
Extremely true
1:02 Steezy dolphin flip
Hell yeah
YO0R FATHA ESS CHINEEEESE
To Infinity!
@@Loquacious_Jackson and......
I'm
9aaaay
I love how youtube gave me an option to translate this but when I do it doesn't change at all
@@Adam-yo3bt 我不知道你的阴茎是什么。
Slurtality
2:50 hands down ❤🎉❤🎉
Yo bro can u upload the clip of nick saying Adam is his best friend in an African voice, can’t find it on TH-cam
Fast and furious Juneteenth
i think i have listened to this 3-4 times its fucking hilarious
@yugo916 shht I'm about to play it right fkn now 👁👁👁👁💋💋💋❤️❤️❤️❤️
gotta pump those numbers up
Was that opening bit a OD thing lol
@@GazghoulThraka471 YOR POOOSIE IS MIINE
Liu Kang… your father is Chinese
Nick being baffled by a plant's Latin name reminds you that he's really just a HS dropout whose parents didn't love him enough.
Das my kinda music. Now youre speaking my ruanguage.
Tommy Chong now you have been cancelled
Please edit out Adam's forced laugh
Adam is just the worst
2:08 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Super high output Double Overhead Cam?
Super High Output Dudes Oiled Hairy Cheeks.. nah you got it, it's just two acronyms that I've always really liked. I have a 92 SHO, of course needs work ha..you got/had one?
gtVTEC
kushy dreams got that reg
Pretty good?
@@shoDOHCreggie = bad
Sick ad read
What's his name
Shoutout to Mershem
Post a video of your taurus
I got a couple vids in there somewhere on my page ..she looking a lil under the weather rn since I turned into a pile of shit. I'll get my lil SHO back on the road in no time...just about 900$ in registration fees from hell dmv
I hate that place with passion
what ep is "your father is chinese" from
"Sonics Penis pt 2"
pissmeal
@@Rebirth1187 YOR FATHERSS PISMILL
@@shoDOHC Yowr PISS... is Chaiyaneez
That wasp knows the secret.
I appreciate the 4:3 aspect ratio.
which episode??
17:50 that’s the gayest thing I’ve ever heard
Why would Stav quit this show to do boring-ass regular standup
It got stale for all of them, nick ran out of steam midway through COVID, I loved this show but yea.
Stav quit so he could work outdoors and start a family.
His biggest dream is to have grandchildren.
Also, he was getting sick of doing a podcast.(His Words)
So immediately after leaving Cum Town, he started his own solo podcast.
Honestly I'm kinda glad he's gone.
I actually like TAFS.
nice slappy blunt
I'm so fucked up rn
Da$$ rite
Holy shit
My father is Chinese 😒
daaaaamn the part before rhis where they riff on kratum giving respiratory depression is so good too tho
what is up with the video lol just random shit being flipped on a camera
What can I say, I'm a professional flipper. I'm also a docter.
我不知道你的阴茎是什么。
Lol he sounds Japanese in the beginning.
En my boochyecks
Gonna do a HQ re-up LOAD of that clip. Gay tuned for more🏳️🌈
It’s funny them talking about wearing masks in a movie. It’s a movie theater. Why are you wearing a mask 😂
So no one knows who's been filming every movie and posting it online
diyyi hyiff enne bluchiss? 💊
Kratom is pronounced 'krah-tome' in thai
cute Doggos
😂
4 blacks and a yellow
Love this S***. But it's 15 minutes too long.
Good boys like it long
Consider it’s a run on ad-read. 😂
Mortal Kombat sucks
I CANT GETHARD
what fucking episode is this
Ep 250 PISS MEAL 💞💞💞
@@shoDOHCi fuckin love u if this is tru
@@loopeygoopey tis!
Stav thinks mortal kombat looks good because it’s rated R has there ever been one that’s not rated R lmao
Both of the 90s MK movies were PG-13.
Well the world had its correction across all markets it seems. We should be clear to 40% every year for the next decade I would think