“Get me some ranch dressing, shredded cheese and a microwave and we’ll end this SCP real quick” HA! You should’ve known by now that it wouldn’t be that simple. Still, you’re free to try. “Try” being the operative word.
"Get me some ranch dressing, shredded cheese and a microwave and we’ll end this SCP real quick” NOT GOOD ENOUGH! EAT THEM LIKE APPLES, DON'T EVEN COOK THEM, JUST DEVOUR THEM AS GOD INTENDED!
One SCP, 871, is a bunch of self duplicating cakes that could drown the world in...cake if they are not regularly eaten, on the upside free cake for everyone. How many food based SCP's does the foundation use as "cost-cutting" measures anyway?
So someone invented a self-replicating potato, it got out of control and grew exponentially to cover the planet, if not the entire universe. Either someone made a portal to escape, or the sheer mass of potatoes ripped holes into other universes. I kind of want to see a story set in that universe as it's happening.
My theory is that this is a parallel earth with their own version of SCP -1689 but one where the GOC found it first, tried to destroy it which resulted in potato hell being unleashed with no bag to contain it.
Just put it over an open fire and give some salt to it and bam. Use butter, cheese and other seasoning at your leisure. Or you can make a frie-factory with a bigass hole at the top.
The reason he didn't do this SCP as a character is 'cus he's Irish, and this is a potato-focused SCP.
B-B-B-B-B-Br-Bruh-uh-B-B-B-Bruh.
"What's taters precious? What's taters eh?"
"PO-TA-TOES!"
"Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!"
“Get me some ranch dressing, shredded cheese and a microwave and we’ll end this SCP real quick”
HA! You should’ve known by now that it wouldn’t be that simple. Still, you’re free to try. “Try” being the operative word.
And it'll be a *delicious* attempt. Mmmmmm. Infinite French fries, hash browns, baked potatoes, mashed potatoes, scalloped potatoes, loaded baked potatoes, roasted potatoes...
Going into the potato realm without spices and salt?! What kind of madman?!
welll... the irish and the british....
Salt is the bare minimum.
No salt is just madness
Or butter!!?? Madness!!
This is pretty weird because if the whole planet was covered in spuds, the weight of the vegetables would make them collapse in on themselves.
SCP weirdness works in mysterious ways.
Potato singularity
"World ending". Foreshadowing the fact the world in the bag ended.
"Get me some ranch dressing, shredded cheese and a microwave and we’ll end this SCP real quick”
NOT GOOD ENOUGH! EAT THEM LIKE APPLES, DON'T EVEN COOK THEM, JUST DEVOUR THEM AS GOD INTENDED!
Ew
One SCP, 871, is a bunch of self duplicating cakes that could drown the world in...cake if they are not regularly eaten, on the upside free cake for everyone. How many food based SCP's does the foundation use as "cost-cutting" measures anyway?
There's also the infinite pizza box
@@shinymetagross1666 Either hadn't heard of that one or forgot about it.
@@jtfbreedlove 458
Do they have infinite bacon and cheddar cheese dispensing SCPs?
@@bthsr7113 not sure about the bacon but 294 could give infinite melted cheese
it's all fun and games until the taters start eating you
The Irish version of Tardis is TARPIS
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So someone invented a self-replicating potato, it got out of control and grew exponentially to cover the planet, if not the entire universe. Either someone made a portal to escape, or the sheer mass of potatoes ripped holes into other universes. I kind of want to see a story set in that universe as it's happening.
theoretically, it would just collapse itself into a blackhole at some point, and then would collapse faster than it would expand.
Screw that, i want to see tales happening in that universe NOW. Seems line an absolutely amazing, whacky setting :D
That is the reason Ireland didn’t expland
grey spud scenario
Now they need infinite oil, butter, and salt containers.
Oh, and the trashcan of Capellini.
I'm so glad you did this one this is by far one of my favorites
This could very well solve world hunger, but the risk of the taters spreading in the mainline dimension is high.
Get the butter.
Classic SCP, turning something silly into a weirdly creepy concept.
YeeeaaaAASS! Actually opened my Discord to vote on this, it's one of my absolute favourites and i have ABSOLUTELY no idea why.
Just dawned on me, this entire realm is made out of organics. How would the tyranids do here.
They'd be eaten by the taters
Even the nids have a limit, anamolus potatoes do not, that said if they just had the bag that would be scary.
Thumbnail is love, thumbnail is life.
Dont forget the Cakes.
Captain Wales. Bravely going where no man has been before!
It was only around the half way poi t that I noticed his t shirt.
Survival Food.
I almost forgot about this scp lol. This was a funny one to me.
UNPOTATO ME GOD DAMNIT!!!
If you destroyed the sack, would it cut off the potato dimension, or would they spill over into our dimension.
Hope you check out the Red Ice scp. Not that well known but might be interesting.
Love that one, definitely worth a look.
🥔 Captain Wells Potato Commander 🥔
My theory is that this is a parallel earth with their own version of SCP -1689 but one where the GOC found it first, tried to destroy it which resulted in potato hell being unleashed with no bag to contain it.
The scp termination would be left in Ireland
Wait till you see the king of Apples
...Anybody else craving potato wedges?
Was the shirt choice deliberate?
If you thought this one was hard to take seriously then I would suggest SCP-2966.
I want the bag of endless potato
Just put it over an open fire and give some salt to it and bam. Use butter, cheese and other seasoning at your leisure. Or you can make a frie-factory with a bigass hole at the top.
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I swear this SCP was inspired by Games Grumps playthrough of Doki-doki literature club!
If you think this was crazy you should see SCP-871, a collection of cakes
I just realized, I'm watching this on St. Patrick's Day.
Huh.
Is it just me, or is TheVolgun using his Scottish accent more in this video?
Irish
Technoblade was there
Tater