TIKTOK COMPILATION: Hazza P and the Umbridge Destruction

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  • @altfae9982
    @altfae9982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2013

    “Albus. Percival. Wulfric. Brrrrrian. Dumbeldaw.”
    I’m in tears 🤣

    • @nicolas._.2294
      @nicolas._.2294 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      When your mother says your full name then u know u screwed up

    • @hermione8354
      @hermione8354 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nicolas._.2294 𝙻𝚘𝚕

    • @muskankapoor2748
      @muskankapoor2748 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Now it says 3, I have to make it 4

    • @flo9995
      @flo9995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I gotta make it five

    • @Someone52032
      @Someone52032 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Dumbledawwwww

  • @cacklinginchaos9220
    @cacklinginchaos9220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8740

    I love how Duley is like "Was he actually your boyfriend? I'm so sorry." He's low key respectful lol

    • @Chanwills0
      @Chanwills0  3 ปีที่แล้ว +3161

      Dudley is getting that redemption ark that the movies left out 😂😂

    • @arikalamari19
      @arikalamari19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +635

      he got nicer after the dementor attack

    • @GustavoFernandesKing
      @GustavoFernandesKing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +498

      I mean, being a jerk and a homophobic are not related.

    • @penpad_bts
      @penpad_bts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +459

      @@GustavoFernandesKing it’s more like, how committed to being a jerk is he? Is he willing to risk coming off like a homophobe just to torment Harry?
      I guess the answer’s no.

    • @skankhunt-wy9wy
      @skankhunt-wy9wy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      That handshake 🤝

  • @ladykiy3301
    @ladykiy3301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3261

    "Harry no one likes a drama queen" says the drama queen we all know and love 😂

    • @enemen08
      @enemen08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Frrrr

    • @Speaklor-
      @Speaklor- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      So true

    • @jellybeanpfparmy708
      @jellybeanpfparmy708 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      For real tho 😂 im dead

    • @nonsense618
      @nonsense618 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yeah one time McGonagall literally called him a drama queen and he was like "Aww" 🥺

    • @abigailodoherty1487
      @abigailodoherty1487 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol some of the characters like Dumbldaw are better this way.

  • @NeptuneLikesWarriors
    @NeptuneLikesWarriors 2 ปีที่แล้ว +687

    Dumbledore: “Not while I’m taking attendance! This is serious.”
    Dumbledore: then preceds to say “HaggaSaurusRex?”

    • @Artsy_newcomer
      @Artsy_newcomer 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      It's 3 am don't make me wake up the whole country with one comment💅💅💅😭😂😂😂

    • @Pinkgamer_shorts
      @Pinkgamer_shorts 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Omg this song just listen ➡️ 12:23

    • @Smallllllllllllllwolf
      @Smallllllllllllllwolf หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Help this happened right as I read it omg

  • @SaidatSambo-ru5pn
    @SaidatSambo-ru5pn ปีที่แล้ว +525

    The way Snape said ''Mineeerva!! looking good😏'' GOT ME DYING!!

    • @glenpearson3596
      @glenpearson3596 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      LOL

    • @hannay27
      @hannay27 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      True sob true

    • @ScarF1sh
      @ScarF1sh 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Bhahaahhahajajahhaahahahahahahahhhaahahæææ

    • @StrayKids_Minsung_the_real
      @StrayKids_Minsung_the_real 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      But dont forget when pink toad went into potions she said well at least Harry Potter's mother got you ready for rejection.

    • @PrinceEmeraldMoonstone
      @PrinceEmeraldMoonstone 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      MINERVA LOOKING LIKE A GODDESS!!!

  • @King_Of_Arkham626
    @King_Of_Arkham626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3057

    “Shoulda left you at that orphanage, but it’s too late now.” Always kills me

    • @audreyperkins5571
      @audreyperkins5571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      lol same

    • @kingjayjay2046
      @kingjayjay2046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Sickest burn ever!!

    • @incredibly_incredible632
      @incredibly_incredible632 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@kingjayjay2046 no the part where he just says mankey

    • @TheCrazyPet
      @TheCrazyPet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@incredibly_incredible632”Man’s blowing up the whole building! Vandalism! I’m not paying for that I don’t have the money.”

    • @Z3N.4725
      @Z3N.4725 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      rest in PIECES voldemort

  • @Datoyamanaka
    @Datoyamanaka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1403

    "at least potter's mother got you ready for years of rejection:" the noise and face Snape made KILLED ME

    • @Kiisulaura2810
      @Kiisulaura2810 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      PFFF FR

    • @viovibes5454
      @viovibes5454 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The noise sounded a little like “Uh” or “Bruh”

    • @myarmsrgone
      @myarmsrgone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Aaaahhhhhh

    • @Mashpad
      @Mashpad ปีที่แล้ว +4

      FR THO 💀😂

    • @Kunai_Soul
      @Kunai_Soul ปีที่แล้ว

      FRRFRRRRR

  • @starlightbard
    @starlightbard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1066

    I swear every time Dumbledore talks I can imagine him dramatically looking around and swishing his hair all thespian and flamboyant lol

    • @royalelucifer
      @royalelucifer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Lucius can swish those luscious locks like it's a loreal advert, dumbledore has got the drama kid attitude...this is just turning into a teen soap drama and I'm all for it

    • @adibaafifsuhabintawadud1476
      @adibaafifsuhabintawadud1476 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *claps* yes yes thank you

    • @siriuslypan1158
      @siriuslypan1158 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Omg YESSSSSS

  • @Mashpad
    @Mashpad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1688

    “Excuse me?!”
    “OH YES YOU ARE EXCUSED PLEASE LEAVE.”
    Dumbledoor is my absolute fave in this series 😂

    • @R0DR1G0ZM00N
      @R0DR1G0ZM00N 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @julyol119
      @julyol119 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I am translating this into german and using it in everyday life. It will be a better life.

    • @red_stxrs
      @red_stxrs ปีที่แล้ว +8

      sameeeeee

    • @Dont_Ban_me-u5k
      @Dont_Ban_me-u5k ปีที่แล้ว +4

      SAME

    • @BOO12355
      @BOO12355 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @itsangellllsayitagain1410
    @itsangellllsayitagain1410 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    The friendship between Minerva, Snape and Dumbledore seems like the friendship out of lessons also Dumbledore's sass just kills it

    • @mellemadswoestenburg1296
      @mellemadswoestenburg1296 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      The Cat, the Bat and the Silly Old Prat. Iconic Trio

    • @Momo_Izzy
      @Momo_Izzy 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Real ❤😂

  • @puppygirlman18
    @puppygirlman18 2 ปีที่แล้ว +884

    "As my deputy, you are supposed to support me."
    "I don't support terrorists."
    Gets me every time XD

    • @PotterheadMando
      @PotterheadMando 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Me too! As well as Dumbledore-in-the-form-of-a-Hornbill's response: "I miss Grindelwald so much!" Lol! Too fitting!

    • @sxnnysky3
      @sxnnysky3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same 😂😂

  • @sodium303
    @sodium303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1629

    "his mum's chest hair"
    "i'll pretend i'm kissing cedric"
    "me too"
    "what-"
    "what-"
    umbridge sniffing fudge 😂😂😂
    snape's always grumbling 😂

    • @adibaafifsuhabintawadud1476
      @adibaafifsuhabintawadud1476 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Best moments recap where is the pin YOU DESERVE ONE

    • @friendly.neighborhood.weirdo
      @friendly.neighborhood.weirdo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Can't forget "LEVICORPUS BITCH!"

    • @jsmissingjorts6220
      @jsmissingjorts6220 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      -shudder- Umbridge

    • @CINNA_11H4nZ
      @CINNA_11H4nZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dobby is free. I’ve been saving up socks for my trip to that one rock that says here lies dobby

    • @fwoggostandingby3251
      @fwoggostandingby3251 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m not gonna ruin the 780 likes but I would if it wasn’t perfect.

  • @ajraven5145
    @ajraven5145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3558

    The way Rowling had the audacity to rewrite the canon HP series. I'm so glad you decided to release the original storyline.

    • @born_to_be_bored2617
      @born_to_be_bored2617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Wait what’s this

    • @xxhoneysucklexx1545
      @xxhoneysucklexx1545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Exactly

    • @salem-01
      @salem-01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Im ashamed to say it took me three re-reads to understand what this meant

    • @born_to_be_bored2617
      @born_to_be_bored2617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@salem-01 😬 I still don’t..

    • @kabitak06
      @kabitak06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@born_to_be_bored2617 samee

  • @Molly-ks9pf
    @Molly-ks9pf ปีที่แล้ว +84

    I literally laughed my lungs out when Snape said "Minerva lookin goodddd" 😂

  • @whiskercrow
    @whiskercrow ปีที่แล้ว +90

    "Its never gonna happen Elsa, let it go"
    These lines are so well thought out 🤣🤣

  • @katekennedy2550
    @katekennedy2550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1481

    Not going to lie I've been feeling kind of down this past week and this is exactly what I'm needing.

    • @Chanwills0
      @Chanwills0  3 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      Happy to help 🙏🏽❤️

    • @z.sunshine08
      @z.sunshine08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Honestly, kinda same

    • @katekennedy2550
      @katekennedy2550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@z.sunshine08 awh I hope things start looking up. The world today just sucks at the moment. It's not forever. ❤️

    • @z.sunshine08
      @z.sunshine08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@katekennedy2550 Thanks, hope your doing okay too ❤

    • @katekennedy2550
      @katekennedy2550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@z.sunshine08 slowly better. It's better than nothing. Just happy to know there are still good humans! 😘

  • @-Im-The-Superstar-
    @-Im-The-Superstar- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +870

    I literally almost passed out from Minerva roasting Umbridge. "LEVICORPUS BITCH" SENT me out the window

    • @oliviamanansang
      @oliviamanansang 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lol

    • @thecult618
      @thecult618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      you went out of the window ? LMAOO- does the floor taste good ?

    • @enhaeditz
      @enhaeditz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Luna being my favourite character

    • @jenniflower6569
      @jenniflower6569 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I lost it at the Neville's War Cry part

    • @georgeconzuelo2033
      @georgeconzuelo2033 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SAME 🤣

  • @cocoelacanth
    @cocoelacanth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +623

    "Call me Miss Marple, but I don't think anyone's saying it was an accident."
    "Excuse me?!"
    *_"YES OF COURSE YOU ARE EXCUSED PLEASE LEAVE"_*

    • @Clara1717
      @Clara1717 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      YEEESSSS

    • @hermione8354
      @hermione8354 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      𝚢𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚜

    • @LoonyTonks
      @LoonyTonks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yesss 😂

    • @turtlesarecool
      @turtlesarecool 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I use this every time someone says excuse me now

    • @iceprincess1898
      @iceprincess1898 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Timestamp please?

  • @lordnmaster2
    @lordnmaster2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Dumbledore and Voldemort discussing who to ship Harry with is underrated as comedy goes, not to mention Voldemort being like "Wait seriously you shipped me with Minerva? LOL"

  • @thelettern
    @thelettern ปีที่แล้ว +77

    19:46 the choice to give Lucius that yelp when he’s smacked was nothing short of perfect

  • @lexastern6824
    @lexastern6824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2989

    “Please ignore the deformed gargoyle that joined our class today… if we ignore it, it might go away.” IM DEAD 😂😂😂
    And the “Minerva looking GoooOooOd”

    • @lizholden1402
      @lizholden1402 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ye

    • @CINNA_11H4nZ
      @CINNA_11H4nZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Oh I didn’t know my brother went to hogwarts

    • @tomjehovahswitness4200
      @tomjehovahswitness4200 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Those lines are complete gold

    • @abigailodoherty1487
      @abigailodoherty1487 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Everything in this video is just the best part of Hazza P

    • @Vivienne_Seris
      @Vivienne_Seris 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me: hey u deformed pink toad gargoyle
      Umbitch :EXCUSE ME!
      Me:UR EXCUSED, PLEASE DIE U DEFORMED PINK TOAD GARGOYLE

  • @sheagroza
    @sheagroza 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1097

    Just to way you made Dumbledor an entirely different person… It honestly gives me life watching Dumbledor say “I will drop kick you across Gryfindor table” 🤣🤣🤣
    I would also like to say, i use “Oh my god, the audacity” in Dumbledor’s voice in my daily life 😂

    • @jamesy8217
      @jamesy8217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      This is really book Dumbledore with no filter

    • @meerkat10
      @meerkat10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Gryffindor would be onboard for it tho

    • @Paige2207
      @Paige2207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I say the same thing lmao

    • @rheam9391
      @rheam9391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Everyone else gets voices almost similar to their character and he's just a diva. Love it!

    • @friendoffrancis
      @friendoffrancis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I wish the movie had this version of Dumbledore. His character wasn't anything like the book anyway, would've been much cooler to have him as a straight-up, hilarious diva

  • @PhantomJavelin
    @PhantomJavelin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +849

    I really like this interpretation of Dudley being an actually kind of okay bloke who was mostly copying his parents because he didn't know better, but as he grew up and started to talk to normal people he's slowly starting to realize how abusive his parents were, despite how they treated him.

    • @4ngsty_4J
      @4ngsty_4J 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      agreed

    • @turtlesarecool
      @turtlesarecool 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Well he was like that in the books

    • @Moo-2310
      @Moo-2310 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I love this version too! Went back on his word the second he realised he was genuinely hurting Harry. I like to believe dudley always liked Harry and wanted to be able to consider him a brother but his parents made him be cruel.

    • @the_last_ballad
      @the_last_ballad ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@turtlesarecool it took him meeting the magical embodiment of despair, which apparently just showed him himself without the ego filter, for that change to happen.
      Vs it being normal development here.

    • @kazuma_matata1707
      @kazuma_matata1707 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah, i guess even though Dudley wasn’t the good cousin to begin with and was always putting Harry into trouble, i can tell that deep inside his heart, He actually likes Harry and wants to Love him as a brother and not just a cousin who has to stay under the rooftop of the Dursleys bc Voldermort killed his parents. However, the way his parents treated Harry and the way they raised Dudley to be the exact copy of his father made that impossible for him.

  • @alyxleaf
    @alyxleaf ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "If I didn't bat for the other team..." 💅Slay Dumbledore

  • @BANSHEEEEEEEEEE836
    @BANSHEEEEEEEEEE836 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    The “ignore the deformed goblin that’s in our class if u ignore him he will go away “had me rolling😂😂😂😂😂

    • @QuinnGermann-k5j
      @QuinnGermann-k5j 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      HEHE

    • @lalarukhshahid-u9g
      @lalarukhshahid-u9g 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      the deformed gargoyle that has joined our class today if we ignore it it might go away*

  • @cheezemonkeyeater
    @cheezemonkeyeater 2 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    "Have you seen the man? He's never been in a closet in his life!"
    Damn, so many good lines.

  • @no1lokifan
    @no1lokifan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +623

    "Please ignore the deformed gargoyle that joined our class today...if we ignore it it might go away" got me dead on the floor 😂😂 and professor staff play was hilarious too ^_^

    • @dustingaethje1332
      @dustingaethje1332 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Ngl, Umbridge actually got him back when she was like "oh you applied every year, but didn't get the job? I guess it's a good thing Potter's mom got you used to rejection."
      🤣🤣🤣

    • @dericanight861
      @dericanight861 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@dustingaethje1332 snape: UUAAAAUUGHHH!!

    • @remiii-pj7vm
      @remiii-pj7vm ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@dustingaethje1332even tho it was coming from umbridge, that was a violation 💀

    • @wyddddd
      @wyddddd ปีที่แล้ว +4

      At least Potter's mother got you ready for consent rejection😂😂😂😂😹😹😹😹

    • @joaniekeyser4036
      @joaniekeyser4036 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@remiii-pj7vmIkr, Toadface didn't have to do Sev like that.

  • @everlastingdragon4520
    @everlastingdragon4520 2 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    If Trelawney actually predicted that to Umbridge, she's go from one of Harry's least favorite teachers to his absolute favorite by a mile.

  • @foxy_kayla28
    @foxy_kayla28 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Have to admit- I literally burst out laughing when Professor McGonagall absolutely BURNED Umbridge, and when Dumbledore called Umbridge a Skank!! I loved it so much, I repeated that part like 10 times😂😂😂 7:25

  • @crazymaddie1230
    @crazymaddie1230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Your impersonation of Dumbledore in the second clip is amazing. I'm dying of laughter

  • @reiniemakhanda884
    @reiniemakhanda884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    The way Minerva reads Umbrige to filth gives me life.. Minerva opens the library and burns it down when it comes to Delores, and Dumbledore is living for it.

    • @thomasnolastname8734
      @thomasnolastname8734 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's why Minnie always has her hair up
      So she can see the reaction of the person she's roasting

    • @nestor-johnmurray
      @nestor-johnmurray 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      SLAY QUEEN BITCH

  • @BaltimoreKid1996
    @BaltimoreKid1996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    "Stop trying to bang the minister he doesn't want you!" I love Minerva, especially when she drags ms umbitch lmfaoo 💀 🤣

    • @KindessisEternal
      @KindessisEternal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      "You make him HEAVE!" That made me laugh so hard!

    • @muskankapoor2748
      @muskankapoor2748 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He told me he’d rather have a romantic night with Voldemort and he’s a hOmIcIdIaL mAnIaC wItH nO nOsE

    • @dream_walker9726
      @dream_walker9726 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Minnie fucking slaughters me in this series 🤣🤣

    • @creativewriter3887
      @creativewriter3887 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KindessisEternal I know!!

  • @Rhiannon117
    @Rhiannon117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    “He’s like an ancient bearded BaBy” -Severus Snape. A.K.A Sevvy baby

  • @stevewillis7577
    @stevewillis7577 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "Mamma brought home the bacon"
    I swear dumbledoor is the best person for comedies 😂😂😂

  • @nanaporter6025
    @nanaporter6025 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    “You will loose EVERYTHING!”
    “Says the man who lost his nose,”
    “And his hair,”
    “And his shoes!” LOL I’m rolling! 😂 🤣

  • @eldritchhorror666
    @eldritchhorror666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    “You scumbag, you maggot, you cheap lousy- Albus!” Gets me every time. Ironic Minerva didn’t let Albus say THAT word

    • @xXHallowed_EveXx
      @xXHallowed_EveXx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What was albus gonna say if she didn't interrupt him tho?

    • @hydragaming2723
      @hydragaming2723 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Replace the m in maggot with an f

  • @tyronetalam8488
    @tyronetalam8488 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Minerva, snape, and dumbledore being sassy bffs is just hilarious

    • @LunaLovegood317
      @LunaLovegood317 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The new golden trio

    • @Paige-onba
      @Paige-onba ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@LunaLovegood317 it's called the silver trio btw there's the golden trio the bronze trio silver trio and emerald trio

  • @pickledjellybean5016
    @pickledjellybean5016 2 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    Still convinced that Snape kept trying to be the DADA teacher because he was hoping the curse would take him out xD

    • @imapotato488
      @imapotato488 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i have been non-stop cackling from your comment

    • @pickledjellybean5016
      @pickledjellybean5016 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@imapotato488 thank you lol

    • @lillypilly2187
      @lillypilly2187 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      whats DADA? sorry hehe

    • @pickledjellybean5016
      @pickledjellybean5016 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lillypilly2187 "Defense Against the Dark Arts", it's one of the classes taught in the series

    • @lillypilly2187
      @lillypilly2187 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pickledjellybean5016 ohhhh that makes sense, thanks! 😊

  • @klaus234
    @klaus234 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "At least Potter's mother got you ready for years of constant rejection" IS EVIL

  • @WillByersz22
    @WillByersz22 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    I love the way she portrays Dumbledore it’s fucking hilarious 💀

  • @kiyoomi_hanazaki
    @kiyoomi_hanazaki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    I really Love how Dumbledore is hyping Minerva up, like he cheers for her everytime😂😂💚 Love the friendship between them😂

  • @Azamatix
    @Azamatix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +729

    These never fail to put a smile on my face after a bad few days!
    Lil Fil though 😭😭😭

    • @0live_0il9
      @0live_0il9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      LIL FIL WAS THE BEST

    • @Me-ph1xw
      @Me-ph1xw 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am so sorry

    • @Me-ph1xw
      @Me-ph1xw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So happy you found your smile 😃 again

    • @butterfly_skies
      @butterfly_skies 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      jabba the hUT

  • @ThePinkRubber
    @ThePinkRubber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1801

    "Crucio me?! My cousin just died!"
    "you killed him!"
    "so?"
    That's the most bellatrix moment of bellatrix i've ever seen

    • @anastasiaphan4202
      @anastasiaphan4202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      I’ve never understand Bellatrix’s character, until this scene.

    • @idk-gq9qi
      @idk-gq9qi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Why bloody put that in Ur name

    • @Yourlocalwerido.
      @Yourlocalwerido. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ik

    • @herewithpearl
      @herewithpearl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lmfao, that's my favourite part

    • @zacglover3345
      @zacglover3345 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah that and the fact that she fancies Voldemort and he's a psychotic murderous homicidal maniac with no nose.

  • @long4jimshort4gabriel
    @long4jimshort4gabriel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Dude. These are so good that when I rewatched the movies recently, there were multiple instances where I was expecting one of your lines to be in the actual movie. For example, the “I just lost my cousin” 20:30

  • @CheesyChips-224
    @CheesyChips-224 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I loved Minerva roasting umbridge but dumbledoor is ✨ the best hypeman ✨ ever

  • @yoursaviorishere4365
    @yoursaviorishere4365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    “I would do Lavender but I haven’t seen her today, I don’t know if she’s turned white already. We can’t whitewash TWO Lavenders, we’ll get cancelled”
    When I tell you I cackled-

  • @abby.kebaby13
    @abby.kebaby13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    9:56 "C'MON THE TEA IS SCOLDING!" Just killed me-
    And the fight scene when the twins go "Fred. George." then harry- "Harry!"

  • @Prior2Popular
    @Prior2Popular 3 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    Lol the part where he’s like “ah nah, that’s just cuz we didn’t feed him.” KILLS ME 🤣

    • @doglover4734
      @doglover4734 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “It’s killed me, it’s killed me”

  • @BuiBaoNguyen
    @BuiBaoNguyen ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The Vulnerable 'oohh?' of uncertainty at 10:54 make me laugh harder than it should.

  • @Astriod
    @Astriod ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “He’s like an ancient bearded baby” I was laughing my head off 😂

  • @zzzleepy75
    @zzzleepy75 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    "Fred." "Gorge." "✨Harry!✨" That had me crying, its so adorable 🤣🤣

  • @Someone52032
    @Someone52032 2 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    "i'm gonna knock the hat off in a minute and show everyone"
    "and yeet goes to hat"
    had me rolling on the floor😂😂😂

  • @MrApplelovin
    @MrApplelovin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    "Harry no-one likes a drama queen" said by the most dramatic version of dumbledore ever 😅

  • @abispanner3957
    @abispanner3957 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Honestly found Dumbledore's defence speech very convincing 😂

  • @Angelaajil
    @Angelaajil ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Soon centaurs will kidnap you and stamp on your piggy face and it will be better than the face you have now." This gets me every time 🤣🤣

  • @cameronwatson4326
    @cameronwatson4326 2 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    I found this entirely too funny 😂
    "If you were my baby I'd have left you on a doorstep. No offence potter I didn't want to leave you there"

    • @dynamicdoggyduo
      @dynamicdoggyduo ปีที่แล้ว +25

      “aw, thx professor, that’s really nice.”

    • @Thecabin6potterhead
      @Thecabin6potterhead 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Proceeds to roast Umbridge 😂

  • @heidinicholas4972
    @heidinicholas4972 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    "Well at least Potter's mother got you ready for constant years of rejection." I'm dying!!!!

  • @SwiftieForever1234
    @SwiftieForever1234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    I love how Dumbledore was like “ I’m tied between Luna and Draco. I know who I would rather be thrown around by their hair.” POOR DRACO 😂😂😂✋🏻✋🏻✋🏻

    • @slaybestie-1278
      @slaybestie-1278 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Albus! Minerva McGonagall once said!

  • @ThatRandomHalfBlood7
    @ThatRandomHalfBlood7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Luna’s whole demeanor changed after she got punched,she went from:🌸🌺🌷🌹to so you have chosen death

  • @-_FurinzaxEstrellax-_
    @-_FurinzaxEstrellax-_ 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "Haggasaurusrex? Aright." GOT ME ROLLING ON THE FLOORR

  • @yourdestinyplaysvideogames
    @yourdestinyplaysvideogames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    Did ya'll know that the actor that played Dudley was almost recast because he lost so much weight inbetween the movies? In hp and the order of the Phoenix, he wore a fat suit and face prosthetics (along with a set of fake teeth to cover his own) to keep the role.

    • @magesalmanac6424
      @magesalmanac6424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      That’s why I didn’t recognize him in The Queen’s Gambit! Lol

    • @meganmcleod6152
      @meganmcleod6152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      good for him..

    • @born_to_be_bored2617
      @born_to_be_bored2617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@magesalmanac6424 waaait he was in the queens gambit

    • @a-friendly-ghoul
      @a-friendly-ghoul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@born_to_be_bored2617 ya as one of Whachamacalit’s friends

    • @crystalbehunin7163
      @crystalbehunin7163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Technically in the book he lost a bunch of weight from being on a diet book 4. So it fits that in book 5 he would be more fit.

  • @aditi_03
    @aditi_03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    ''Albus Percival Wulfric Brrriiiiaann Dumbledaww...💅✨''
    This is my all time favourite..😂❣️
    I was just rewatching your older videos in the morning.. Thank you so much for this video... I needed it today..😌

  • @timothygibbs9527
    @timothygibbs9527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    "'Lavender' is hard because I would say Lavender brown, but I haven't seen her today so I don't know if she's turned white already. We can't whitewash TWO Lavenders, we'll get canceled!"
    I'm still dying of laughter. That comment took 30 minutes to write.

  • @saffroncharles7450
    @saffroncharles7450 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "LEVICOURPUS B!TCH"
    best line honestly, Chanell you are amazing!

  • @DracoMalfoyismypookie
    @DracoMalfoyismypookie 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    1:14 "albus Percival wulfric Brian dumbleDaWwwww" 😭🤚

  • @eliana2522
    @eliana2522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "Beg all you want you haggard goblin, I'm just getting started!" Minerva is a queen and my role model

  • @Midorikonokami
    @Midorikonokami 3 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    I laughed so hard. "He's doing yoga AND he's possessed"

  • @greendemon905
    @greendemon905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Filch loves Umbridge, Umbridge loves Fudge...
    All we need now is for Fudge to have a crush on Filch to complete this love triangle of nope!

  • @arsheyee
    @arsheyee 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    “Babygirl if I didn’t bat for the other team” 😂😂
    All three of them are such a mood ❤❤

  • @ShotoNotTodoroki6578
    @ShotoNotTodoroki6578 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    11:27 "MiNeRvA loOkInG gGoOoOoOdD ✨💅✨💅✨"

  • @JellySkyy_real
    @JellySkyy_real 2 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    4:57 I love the nicknames and how everyone goes with it and is like, “yeah this happens all the time we’re used to his craziness” 😂❤️

  • @Prior2Popular
    @Prior2Popular 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    19:58 “Watch yourself, I’m feeling a little... MOODY!”
    Okay, but why does that kill me 😂 love it!

  • @minajones9378
    @minajones9378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    I love when Umbrige says: "Next time, I'll have you" And Minerva is like: "I'm quaking" It's so funny! 😂😂😂

  • @dynamicdoggyduo
    @dynamicdoggyduo ปีที่แล้ว +12

    22:54
    harry: “theh theh theh theh”
    voldy: “pspspspssps”
    dumbledore: “HEYY! that’s not fair! i don’t speak parcelforce!!”

  • @peggyknecht5551
    @peggyknecht5551 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Yes of course, you are excused! PLEASE, LEAVE!" I can't even!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

  • @ryanneperren1975
    @ryanneperren1975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "oh yeah hands on hips serious" GOT ME SO GOOD I AM STILL LAGHING

  • @Serenity_yt
    @Serenity_yt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    The way Dumbledore squealed after Fig just went on completely in monotone just catapulted this evening from a -20 to a solid 8/10. Thanks. Now if you had one for tomorrow morning ~5am as well that would be just magical I hate early shifts especially when my body's ruined the evening before. But at least I can rewatch this one a small solace.

  • @rice8791
    @rice8791 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "You know, Minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many counts ... but you cannot deny he's got style.…” STRAIGHT FROM THE BOOK LMAOOO

  • @KanaeKocho19
    @KanaeKocho19 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    *YEET GOES THE HAT!!!* 😂
    We need more of these please! 🙏

  • @ThaDonnutKiing
    @ThaDonnutKiing 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The dumbledore nicknames were BANGAH!

  • @The_Exit_is_that_way001
    @The_Exit_is_that_way001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    " sorry, who's school? " just hits everytime 😂
    " bamboleo~ " why the hell am i laughing-

  • @AddictedToFandoms
    @AddictedToFandoms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    WE’VE MISSED YOU QUEEN

    • @Chanwills0
      @Chanwills0  3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Miss you all too 😭❤️

    • @AddictedToFandoms
      @AddictedToFandoms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Chanwills0 omg this MADE MY DAY

    • @bellatrixelizabethriddle8677
      @bellatrixelizabethriddle8677 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Chanwills0 You woke me up at 5am with this how can I ever repay you

    • @missengel
      @missengel 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Chanwills0 cacaaww 😥❤

    • @Vivienne_Seris
      @Vivienne_Seris 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ur vids are the best
      I just wanna say:
      YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS QUEEN CONTINUE THESE VIDEO S

  • @EmersetFarquharson
    @EmersetFarquharson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I don't know how many times I've watched this, but I laugh every time Snape says Dumbledore is "like an ancient bearded baby".

  • @alisonmoynagh8784
    @alisonmoynagh8784 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love how he says “do you want to know the secrets of your SCAR” “ hang on it’s got secrets?!”

  • @angelafoley1785
    @angelafoley1785 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Bold of you to assume that I need to try. You're not worth any of my effort." 🤣🤣

  • @adornapendragon8953
    @adornapendragon8953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    I love how Chanwills0 made the love story between Harry and Cedric so ICONIC 🤣🤣🤣

    • @christianherrera1960
      @christianherrera1960 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Literally, if it wasn’t for this parody, I would not be shipping them. But now I can’t help it unsee it. Just thinking about it makes me want to read some Hedric/Pottery Fan fiction. 🥹😅😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @jonasreich3607
    @jonasreich3607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    The mcgonnegal impression is really refreshing
    I didn’t stop laughing

  • @Jay_Smitheronian
    @Jay_Smitheronian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    Was feeling kinda down, but these Hazza P vids brought a smile to my face :)

    • @Ella-bg2ve
      @Ella-bg2ve 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is the time where saying ‘it’s not a mistake it’s a masterpiece’ is actually appropriate

    • @mona4180
      @mona4180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ayo😳

    • @idk-gq9qi
      @idk-gq9qi 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ella-bg2ve or just bloody put this is a masterpiece for no one is saying it's a mistake

  • @b.r.7222
    @b.r.7222 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "If I didn't bat for the other team."
    Dumbledore will forever be my favourite😂

  • @CFEARLESS1223
    @CFEARLESS1223 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh snap!!!!!!!!!!!! Love, absolutely LOVE the Matilda skit and the Fights Minnie vs. umbridge

  • @akariakamine4095
    @akariakamine4095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    This is beautiful.
    alsooooo
    if Percy Weasley showed up in this, his nickname would be "Half-assed leprechaun reject" and I will not be told otherwise.

  • @YeoYeo32
    @YeoYeo32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    The funny part is I could actually picture Maggie Smith saying all of the McGonagall lines from these videos, especially all of her burns of Delores

  • @youhitmesohardisawstars
    @youhitmesohardisawstars 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    “Please ignore the deformed gargoyle that has uNfOrTuNaTelY joined our class. If we ignore it, it will HoPefUlLy go away…”
    “Minerva, looking gooOOoOoOoD!”
    “Lucky…”
    “Who am I?.. And Lavender?…”
    Snape is the funniest💖🥺⚡️

    • @suzygirl1843
      @suzygirl1843 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      9:40 That had me gag! So funny

  • @artizzy3421
    @artizzy3421 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Snape: *sighs exhaustedly bc of the pinkie 10 yr old in his class*
    Also Snape: "please ignore the ✨DEFORMED ✨ 💅GARGOYLE💅that has joined our class today, if we ignore ✨IT✨ it might go away"
    Iconic line

  • @imagoofygoober94
    @imagoofygoober94 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Minerva is literally dumbledore’s babysitter 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Syeda237
    @Syeda237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    “ What are you doing?”
    “Watching the news”
    “Weren’t you watching the news last time too?”
    “It changes every day you see”
    “I KNOW THAT. I AM NOT STUPID “
    *”well that’s news to me”*
    One of my fav Harry quotes

    • @Syeda237
      @Syeda237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It’s in the books for those wondering.

    • @ariolagranola3842
      @ariolagranola3842 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Syeda237 which one?

    • @LyndaXandria1430
      @LyndaXandria1430 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ariolagranola3842 The rewritten [book version] version of the Umbridge Destruction

  • @RJnottheraccoon
    @RJnottheraccoon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    “I am not going to braid your hair and call you pretty” (16:01)
    This whole vid is amazing but THAT was so unexpected and amazing!!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @Rzulf4
    @Rzulf4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I like that in all these shorts Trevenley is shown to have a genuine ability to tell the future pretty much all the time even if she sounds bonkers (which is more in line with how she's been like in the books than in the movies, pretty much everything she said in her first class turned out to true)

    • @vincentpollmann3191
      @vincentpollmann3191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Actually she was right allmost every time. There are pretty good fan vids and theorys about it out there...

  • @earthheartmind8697
    @earthheartmind8697 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This sh*t is freaking amazing!!! Why are the impressions so accurate??!!

  • @ChristopherSikes-z3h
    @ChristopherSikes-z3h 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    [watch yourself, I'm feeling a little.....MOODY] was my fav bit