ER & Bill Burr are starting a podcast called the Tuesday morning just before Friday, after Sunday, during Kwanza, at 3PM noon, midnight brunch, spring break, next week, mountain standard time, perpendicular, 15 years in the future, during a crescent moon in Pennsylvania podcast.
I'm not sure how often you read the comments, but I just wanted to leave my feelings in the comments. Your videos put me in a kind of zone, a safe place from all the chaos in my mind, especially right now with what's going on. I just wanted to thank you for the passion you put into these videos. You deserve all the subs and likes.
@@ey0h some these new guys show up for a year and think they know where he's gonna go pshh....I've been watching longer than 5 years and I learned the truth, you NEVER know whats next! Lol
@@brandonbryant7854 I know the timestamps might be confusing to some people but we stopped caring about those people a long time ago like marvel when they stopped caring about people who hadn’t seen the previous MCU movies
Quote for today: “Do not wait; the time will never be ‘just right.’ Start where you stand, and work with whatever tools you may have at your command, and better tools will be found as you go along.”
Have you ever seen the movie top secret ? They do a scene that’s filmed entirely backwards but when they play the movie it’s forward. Greatest scene ever. This reminds me of that.
He's one of the few ASMRtists who wear clothes that make satisfying sounds and I love it. Super tingly also I love that this was confusing then I understood what was going on.
Hey uncle E! Just wanted to say that i just got my "i hope you are doing well" hoodie, the quality of the hoodie is amazing and it feels very soft and warm, thanks alot for being there for us!
Wow, nearly 1 million people who truly enjoy your creative mind. Our community truly makes me happy. I love every single one of you. Some people can be so mean to others who aren’t like them sometimes but at the end of the day when almost 1 million people are relaxing to a guy in a suit making little sense, who can really make fun?
I am fine with ER as humanity representation. There could be worse, a lot worse. Imagine it would be some twitch slut or flat-earther or snowflake gibberish - as the last video about mankind.
The aliens would be unprepared for our normal speaking volume and have a few word meanings switched around... that's not so bad, when you think about it.
@@CassieCarryd omg you know how i meant it. That Is what i thought about when i wrote that comment. But yeah you got a point And now i am getting all phylosopic And stuff lmao
Hi I've been watching your channel for a year now and I just wanna say thank you for helping me through 2020 its been very depressing lately and I feel empty and lonely so I am thankful that your here.
this might be weird but I’ve only ever heard female asmrtists do the trigger where they repeat words. Granted Rift is the only male I watch but when he did it it gave me so many tingles😭
I don't need to be questioning if I'm having a stroke before I go to bed, thank you vey much. Though if I were ever to have one, this would be the most relaxing way to have it.
I've watched your videos since back in the chess tutorial video and wooden puzzle days and I never comment cause I usually fall asleep, but you always surprise me with how consistent the creativity in your videos are.
I tuned my guitar to your tuning fork and I can finally play "Through the Fire and Flames" without any issues! Thank you so much! I should try to make one myself, even though I'm not sure I'll be able to match your accuracy...
My favorite part is the "tuning fork". I skip to it everytime I'm having trouble falling asleep. I have tried so many other shaving cream videos, but everyone acts like they're in a hurry. Vigorously mixing the shaving cream around. Your gentleness with it and your patience, and creativity make you stand out. Thank you.
Holy crab I opened the video just for the tuning fork, i went to the Tuning Fork chapter and it was shaving cream.. I died inside (Then I found it and I finally slept)
Ive been here since the original bagging and boarding days. Just wanted to say you are so incredibly creative and I’m so glad I get to watch your ideas come to life in such a creative medium. Thanks, ER
Your efforts paid off, ER. I was listening to it without watching the video and when expecting a different sound than what you described it was somehow more soothing.
Nothing like posting it on a Friday. Don't forget the Weekend Workday on Christmas Day in New years is Sleep Day in the morning. Thats going to be epic
Ephemeral plays such large part of my day to day serenity. I truly appreciate what you do. Edit: I don't want that that to sound patronizing or whatever but it makes my existence that much more satisfying.
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Oh so when rift does it it's "relaxing" and "creative". But when I do it it's "Liam are you okay?" and "Liam are you having a stroke?"
Noice.
we live in a society 😔😔
I got scared for a second. Like "O.o does this guy know me".
No, Rift just pulled out the UNO Reverse card.
No, I’m not okay to be honest 😂
*It's evolving, just backwards.*
Literally.
AKA RETURN. TO. MONKE.
It’s like, He’s taking 3 steps forward 20 steps back
Hes devolving
@@Shiny_chariot he’s devolving to evolve. Like Steve musk once said, you gotta break a couple apples, to make a chicken.
@@foxtalks9595 see kids, this is why you don’t drink the bong water
Uncle E is so talented he puts he’s own thumbnail to sleep
Hah
Lmao
His*
@@Rhovanion85 don’t you have anything better to do
ER & Bill Burr are starting a podcast called the Tuesday morning just before Friday, after Sunday, during Kwanza, at 3PM noon, midnight brunch, spring break, next week, mountain standard time, perpendicular, 15 years in the future, during a crescent moon in Pennsylvania podcast.
The perpendicular is what got me 😂
I take offense to your use of MST
@CAREorDIE yesterday
This was a really relaxing Death Stranding Let's Play, I hope we get part 2 soon
Yeah me too, it was truly phenomenal gameplay, yes please make a part two ER.
Should have added intense instead of relaxing and asked for part one
@@dinogamergaming only a genius could have thought of this.
@@thetrashpanda6944 can't tell if ur giving me a compliment or being sarcastic
Imagine, if you won't, a world
Lol
The world man ZA WOURLDO
@@TS-ic9cg is that a JOJO reference?!!?!?
A world that just kinda is. Nothing special about it.
A world, if you won't, Imagine.
If you think your confused imagine the Australians watching this on friday
I hope this gets pinned
I think you mean IN Friday big difference
thanks for reminding me
I'm NZ watching on a Friday and yes confused haha
🙋🏽♂️
As much as I don't like the taste, I really enjoy the smell of Camera Handling
Yea I think a lot of people prefer how camera handling feels to how it looks, just like you
Have you ever flown it though? That's just amazing
No, it’s,” As much as I don’t like the hearing, I really enjoy the umami of Hemorrhoid Candling.” Get it right, dummy.
I am having a stroke.
I love lamp.
This is the only man I'll let whisper into my nose.
I think you mean spleen
@@spacegators1775 *catheter bag
Dad looks like a wise history teacher
Absolutely uses a projector still.
I thought he was uncle Rift?
I thought he was uncle Rift?
@@theethicalduck Dad died so he’s our new dad
yooo lmao
It's always hard watching loved ones go through dementia :(
You just made my day lmao
Fuck 😂😭
This one is more of a time loop :D
Good one lmao
He’s just making a comedy + ASMR video
I don't even know anymore
Me too bro
But today is Thursday IS MY LIFE A LIE.
My brain has no braincells now
Same bro
Bro this was supposed to be calming, not give me an existential crisis
I'm not sure how often you read the comments, but I just wanted to leave my feelings in the comments. Your videos put me in a kind of zone, a safe place from all the chaos in my mind, especially right now with what's going on. I just wanted to thank you for the passion you put into these videos. You deserve all the subs and likes.
>safe place from chaos
>this video
I think those are mutually exclusive
No one:
ER: P E R I O D I C A L L Y
Indeed.
I really like this idea for ASMR, it really hoped me stay engaged and watching which I usually have a problem with ASMR. Thanks for the great video!
I hope this guy has some TH-cam trophies. He’s the only reason I still use this app.
He’s less than 100k from his 1mil play button. Definitely deserves it imo.
@@ianwest7763 are you the same people?
@@sharkwithnotoes3051 Nope.
This might be the first time that I've slept even before the video was technically started
*Instantly* *goes* *to* *sleep* *at* *the* *start* *of* *video,* *wakes* *up* *towards* *the* *end.*
He looks so wasted in the thumbnail,it’s hilarious.
😫
I thought he was drunk lol
Haha
I thought the stuff in the thumbnail was foamy beer.
Probably part of a ruse that nothing makes sense in this channel
the best way to describe this video is just
what
What?
How?
Whom?
When?
Where?
At this point I'm just waiting for him to make "Backwards ASMR"
he already made backwards asmr five years back, it’s titled “desrever rmsa”
@@ey0h some these new guys show up for a year and think they know where he's gonna go pshh....I've been watching longer than 5 years and I learned the truth, you NEVER know whats next! Lol
@@joem1950 You never know with Rift, maybe he’s gonna make a totally normal ASMR video next, or just revive Ephemradio from the dead
@@focalpoint._ ephemradio was the shit
Oh yes, RMSA
Actual timestamps:
Finishing: 0:00
Tuning fork: 2:30
Calming hand motions: 6:03
Steel chain: 9:58
Camera handling: 13:58
Shaving cream in cup with brush: 17:58
PS4 controller: 22:31
Soft package handling: 26:14
Bottle Cap: 29:18
Rubber chicken: 33:21
Coffee grounds: 37:35
Fishing reel: 42:31
Getting started: 45:48
Great now it's ruined thanks
@@BeetsBeetsBeetsBeets🤓
@@BeetsBeetsBeetsBeets facts
Ik this was made 2 years ago but youtube has its own time stamps now so I mean no offense but your services here are no longer needed my friend 😅
@@brandonbryant7854 I know the timestamps might be confusing to some people but we stopped caring about those people a long time ago like marvel when they stopped caring about people who hadn’t seen the previous MCU movies
this video is an act of violence towards the blind.
Blind people can’t hear dumbass 🙄😒
@@mr_sparkly_face4087 ок
@@mr_sparkly_face4087 bro they use sign language you idiot
@NutsTesticles r/woosh
@@ventedbus4917 what?
Quote for today: “Do not wait; the time will never be ‘just right.’ Start where you stand, and work with whatever tools you may have at your command, and better tools will be found as you go along.”
Thank you, I didn't know how much I actually needed to hear that :)
why you copypaste this message from other videos
Hell yeah
Why when i read this do i think of breath of the wild's weapon and shield degradation system
Things you don't want to hear from a surgeon.
It's not even reversed, it's everywhere. This guy has such a unique angle for this media. I'm really liking it!
Just when you think he's out of ideas, he hits you with another
Exactly
Yeah. He is endlessly creative
Have you ever seen the movie top secret ? They do a scene that’s filmed entirely backwards but when they play the movie it’s forward. Greatest scene ever. This reminds me of that.
He's one of the few ASMRtists who wear clothes that make satisfying sounds and I love it. Super tingly also I love that this was confusing then I understood what was going on.
Plot makes more sense than the Star Wars Sequel Trilogy.
Yup, was thinking how good it would've been if Favreau was at the helm.
For starters: It has one.
Hey uncle E! Just wanted to say that i just got my "i hope you are doing well" hoodie, the quality of the hoodie is amazing and it feels very soft and warm, thanks alot for being there for us!
Wow, nearly 1 million people who truly enjoy your creative mind. Our community truly makes me happy. I love every single one of you. Some people can be so mean to others who aren’t like them sometimes but at the end of the day when almost 1 million people are relaxing to a guy in a suit making little sense, who can really make fun?
Rubber chicken is love rubber chicken is life. I am in the cult
yeah but remember not to choke the chicken. we do not engage in such violent behavior even if it is an inanimate object
Monkey choking only.
Just imagine if the rubber chicken had that squeaky thing in it... 💀😂😂
All hail the RC! Holiest of all!
Arise brothers we stand before you as the rubber chicken cul...I mean facebook group
Imagine if this video was the only proof of human existence.
I am fine with ER as humanity representation. There could be worse, a lot worse. Imagine it would be some twitch slut or flat-earther or snowflake gibberish - as the last video about mankind.
@@amciuam157 yeah you are right.
I’d be fine with aliens thinking this was what humanity was like entirely, ER is the most cultured entity that exists on Earth.
The aliens would be unprepared for our normal speaking volume and have a few word meanings switched around... that's not so bad, when you think about it.
@@CassieCarryd omg you know how i meant it. That Is what i thought about when i wrote that comment. But yeah you got a point And now i am getting all phylosopic And stuff lmao
The bottle caps gave me asmr. I haven't had asmr in years.
The battle cap section or the actual bottle cap?
@@nickbrandt2915 😂
Hi I've been watching your channel for a year now and I just wanna say thank you for helping me through 2020 its been very depressing lately and I feel empty and lonely so I am thankful that your here.
I had two and a half strokes reading the title and that is what I love about ER.
this might be weird but I’ve only ever heard female asmrtists do the trigger where they repeat words. Granted Rift is the only male I watch but when he did it it gave me so many tingles😭
No I don’t like your Jordan’s kid 🙄 but ER is a 👑 king 👑
Sleepy Sunday Wednesday on Thursday.
Poetic
I don't need to be questioning if I'm having a stroke before I go to bed, thank you vey much. Though if I were ever to have one, this would be the most relaxing way to have it.
Teacher: “the test isn’t confusing”
*the test:*
I really love the sound direction Sony took with that controller. It sounds just like a chain!
And my nap is going to be epic today...Thanks Ephemeral Rift! 💤
Good night
Good morning
I've watched your videos since back in the chess tutorial video and wooden puzzle days and I never comment cause I usually fall asleep, but you always surprise me with how consistent the creativity in your videos are.
Becoming a patron as soon as December ends
Any specific reason on why you choose then?
@@cs7811 no
Okay
00:00:00 Starting Finished
00:02:30 Calming Fork Motions
00:06:03 Rubber Hand Motions
00:09:58 Bottle Chain
00:13:58 Camera Grounds
00:17:56 Tuning Cream
00:22:31 Steel Controller
00:26:14 CD Package Crinkles
00:29:18 Fishing Cap Sounds
00:33:31 Leather Chicken
00:37:35 Coffee Handling
00:42:31 Shaving Reel
00:45:48 Finish Started
This just mKes it worst my brain its not working
thanks this really helped clear things up
I love how we're all so used to uncle E's shenanigans that just we except videos like this. Other ASMRtists could never.
Rubber chicken hittin different today. Or maybe it's this LSD. Hm.
Equally as sprititual i suppose
Spriteual
spititutal
@@hentaisailor5951 spit
This man is my favorite kind of crazy person where you just wanna listen to his stories and try to figure out what’s going on in his head
That jacket may have the best sound of them all, I was convinced there were ocean sounds playing!
Blind person trying to reconcile the words with the sounds: "What the f..."
Them bottle cap sounds (the steel chain in the beginning) 🤯🤯🤯🤯
Me watching the beginning getting super confused while tired af: 👁 👄 👁
I feel that
You mean the end?
You dropped your eye my good sir
This is my fav Monday vid, there's nothing I than a sleepy Monday Sunday, Wednesday (Thursday edition)
Looks like ER has a case of the Mondays
I tuned my guitar to your tuning fork and I can finally play "Through the Fire and Flames" without any issues! Thank you so much! I should try to make one myself, even though I'm not sure I'll be able to match your accuracy...
😂😂😂😂
Had me going there for a few minutes!
My favorite part is the "tuning fork". I skip to it everytime I'm having trouble falling asleep. I have tried so many other shaving cream videos, but everyone acts like they're in a hurry. Vigorously mixing the shaving cream around. Your gentleness with it and your patience, and creativity make you stand out. Thank you.
I feel like this is what having a stroke and ending up blissfully unaware of life is like.
The tuning fork was a lot less squelchy than I expected it to be, very relaxing!
Sunday Wednesday
Thursday edition
On a Friday
What
Found the Eastern Hemisphere Resident
That I'm watching on a Monday
watching this on a monday
@@AlienDaddyO watching on a Monday as well
@@luckylulw9546 coming this Tuesday
The things that this guy come up to entertain... what an imagination he has.
My favorite asmr artist by its imagination
Imagine if you did would know why if you could.
Hey do y’all want me my car in a few hours
*yes*
Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and freaking died.
Words of wisdom.
Exactly
This helps me in so many ways. And like, how creative can one be with making these videos.
Imagine if you would, an ephemeral rift video title that made sense
It makes more sense than your username
Cant
@@jerrycannot130 hey buddy not cool
@@Bruh-rn6rh "I'm not your buddy guy"
@@jerrycannot130 I’m not your guy friend
Lol the title reminded me of Bill Burrs Thursday afternoons (just before Fridays) Monday morning podcast 😂
ER: “Every Sunday on Wednesday”
Me: *confused and goes back thinking I had a stroke*
Nothing better than watching Sleepy Sunday Wednesday (Thursday Edition) on Friday.
Me: Watches ER tap on tissues then say “That’s it for this CD case”
ER: Now reality can be whatever I want it to be.
At first I was confused about the chapter titles, but then I realized it's just Phil up to his old tricks again!
Love the sounds in this one btw.
Rift is getting closer to 1 million subs bois
The way the description doesn’t match is probably my new favorite cause of tingle intoxication
Holy crab I opened the video just for the tuning fork, i went to the Tuning Fork chapter and it was shaving cream.. I died inside
(Then I found it and I finally slept)
Nothing like watching the Thursday edition of sleepy Sunday Wednesday on a Saturday
Only the mastermind of Ephemeral Rift can create these kinds of strange videos
If anyone felt that this was mind-bending, go and watch 'desreveR RMSA' from some years ago
Ah yes reversed ASMR. I can read and write sdrawkcab. 😄
For some odd reason i read it "deserved rmsa" 😅
@@Terrorn13 same
Could you do lunchable asmr if you'd like? I think it would do good
Yes please, i love to have some asmr for lunch 😋
The fact that ER managed to say all the items with a straight face is very impressive
Perfect timing, it's 5 am I can't sleep. I'm hoping this will do the trick and help me sleep. Thank you!
This is the first video that I actually get to see what happens at the end. I always fall asleep 15 mins in
A great beginning to end the beginning of and ending that begins the end that ends with a new beginning.
Ive been here since the original bagging and boarding days. Just wanted to say you are so incredibly creative and I’m so glad I get to watch your ideas come to life in such a creative medium. Thanks, ER
It’s kinda crazy how the blazer deadass sounds like rain
I am happy that I can listen to this on Sunday, Wednesday, *or* Thursday. Very thankful.
That title gave me a stroke
Get help
@@nickbrandt2915 no
Such a great way to start the end of the night.
LEAKED: ER’s next video
“Seriously, Extremely Loud ASMR (not kidding this is loud don’t wear headphones)”
And he makes it so soothing. Master, truly.
Your efforts paid off, ER. I was listening to it without watching the video and when expecting a different sound than what you described it was somehow more soothing.
Ah love those lazy Sunday afternoons
It's Wednesday Homer
Ahhhh
I waited till a Saturday like Thursday came along so it would be fitting to watch this video on a Sunday
The power of hovering my mouse over the video to figure out what sounds are what shall save me! Away! To the Fishing Reel! Or is it bottlecap...
Nothing like posting it on a Friday. Don't forget the Weekend Workday on Christmas Day in New years is Sleep Day in the morning. Thats going to be epic
Due to the duration of the video blocking the "MOAR" in the thumbnail, I thought it said "MOAN"
This would be a really weird video-
@@Snakeeatinfasnakee this still is a weird video
@@goodroadkill7590*b u t i t c o u l d b e w e i r d e r , c o u l d n ' t i t ?*
"Featuring tuning fork and moan"
-misread ER thumbnail
Bruh imagine him just playing with his chicken finger. He puts it down and with a straight face, he starts moaning to the damn camera.
Ephemeral plays such large part of my day to day serenity. I truly appreciate what you do.
Edit: I don't want that that to sound patronizing or whatever but it makes my existence that much more satisfying.
It took me a while to realise the chapters are completely mixed up in visuals and timeframe
I'll admit I had to check the comments before it clicked. I was really confused.
On another note I need a whole video of shaving foam in a cup, that shit sent me straight to tingle town and was nice to look at
It also looked like food and i really wanted to eat it...
It's wednesday, or how I like to call it
Thuesday
You mean Sathursday?
Frighturday or Frunday?
You just gotta love ER's humour.
it's backwards this man has the biggest brain in the universe the crown the KING OF ASMR!!!!!!
Very interesting way to create ASMR sounds. The calming hand motions were great
Blessed Reverse Timeline.
the jacket ocean waves is the best sound i have ever heard!