r/facepalm Best Posts #17

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  • @goikysworld
    @goikysworld 4 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    "When you feel your clothes fresh out of the oven"
    I love that feeling
    especially when I cook it at 200 degrees Fahrenheit
    really has that burnt feeling that sets your house on fire

    • @azidthenawi4221
      @azidthenawi4221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I prefer my clothes out of the dishwasher

    • @HolyRomanSalt
      @HolyRomanSalt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Gameobatts here buddy I liked so people think you might not have liked your own comment

    • @goikysworld
      @goikysworld 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@HolyRomanSalt lol I didn't even like my own comment

    • @YutaaGamin
      @YutaaGamin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don't like it fresh I want it wet :)

    • @danklockdown9757
      @danklockdown9757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@azidthenawi4221 Nah I like it to be all Cool and stuff you know

  • @lexntm
    @lexntm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2467

    It's not a oven
    Dishwasher
    Washer,
    nor Dryer
    it's a *_Microwave_*

    • @garlic_breadfr
      @garlic_breadfr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      nO, iTs A bLeNdEr

    • @Fancjak
      @Fancjak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      No its door

    • @julfer5292
      @julfer5292 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I tought it was a white turtle :/

    • @dominusgrumio
      @dominusgrumio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Wait, everyone! Its none of those!
      Kokichi: ITS A LIE!

    • @RemixerDarken
      @RemixerDarken 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I was half expecting "it's a gnome" but ok

  • @nolan_dio06
    @nolan_dio06 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1500

    Morgz dropped out of high school I think that’s why he doesn’t know anything yet

    • @PretzlcoatlTheFirst
      @PretzlcoatlTheFirst 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      So he is a 12 year old

    • @bet2363
      @bet2363 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The morgs tweet was clearly a joke.

    • @starius2486
      @starius2486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@bet2363 dont try and defend morgz

    • @tahirasuleman
      @tahirasuleman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I am surprised he learned how to breath I wish he didn’t learn that

    • @ywoisug8845
      @ywoisug8845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@tahirasuleman lmao!!

  • @Arcanilumia
    @Arcanilumia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    Pulse monitor: *on nose*
    Chest monitors: *on face*
    Oxygen masks: *on ears*
    I can't tell if this was a legit scene or not, if it was, they god damn stoopid

    • @pleaseenteraname6825
      @pleaseenteraname6825 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh I thought the thing in his nose was one of the less painful finger prick things they use to test your blood.

    • @tokyo-boku3715
      @tokyo-boku3715 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Galactic649 I wish 😂 when I was little I always wanted a pulse monitor on my finger when my sister (7 years older than me) got one 😂

    • @enterfirstnamehereenterlas9550
      @enterfirstnamehereenterlas9550 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      r/woosh

    • @Arcanilumia
      @Arcanilumia 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@enterfirstnamehereenterlas9550 this... was a joke

    • @Arcanilumia
      @Arcanilumia 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@benthatbirdo121 it's called a joke

  • @proq23
    @proq23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +552

    The clothes fresh out of the oven one I didn’t even question anything until a dryer was mentioned

  • @oisincasey3710
    @oisincasey3710 5 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    6:40
    I would’ve just stayed a single gear, until she asked what was wrong with the car, then say “It’s because I stopped playing with the fidget stick” XD

  • @WitheredFreddo
    @WitheredFreddo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1744

    *A School bans a Kid because he Hugged a friend*
    R/facepalm

    • @Th3Curs3dChild
      @Th3Curs3dChild 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      r/Foundthemobileuser

    • @qwnhbplhdvbm
      @qwnhbplhdvbm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      r/foundthemobileuser

    • @pizzafab2350
      @pizzafab2350 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      r/foundthemobileuser

    • @pizzafab2350
      @pizzafab2350 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @Sean Ramos r/foundthemobileuser

    • @Redddragon
      @Redddragon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      hahahah broke the chain xd

  • @BatsHarp-ve9uv
    @BatsHarp-ve9uv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1102

    Morgz: I’m out of ideas
    Mr Beast: I’m uploading soon, don’t worry:

    • @BatsHarp-ve9uv
      @BatsHarp-ve9uv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Christophe White not wrong

    • @various2234
      @various2234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haha

    • @ThugDare
      @ThugDare 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Polska?

    • @Nowhere00000
      @Nowhere00000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Poland ball quit reposting wait this isn’t Reddit

    • @-tq8
      @-tq8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

  • @gavanglenn9366
    @gavanglenn9366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    Imagine having a nurse who’s a anti vaccination
    Edit: hey guys thanks for all the likes seeing as this was one of my first posts make sure to stay safe during this pandemic and make sure to wear a mask

    • @_daturaa
      @_daturaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You would be screwed

    • @danielyuan9862
      @danielyuan9862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Like any anti-vaxxer would get the degree to become a nurse

    • @ChloekabanOfficial
      @ChloekabanOfficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This post was created by the Pro-Vax Nurse gang.

    • @imfrenchsilkpie7607
      @imfrenchsilkpie7607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That happened to me she refused to give me a vaccine. That was a fun time

    • @papercutzee6528
      @papercutzee6528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @PJ then why were they a nurse

  • @technicallydifficulties7094
    @technicallydifficulties7094 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2710

    Ok so my sister forgot the word for "ambulance" so she called it a "help tractor"

    • @kdiin.
      @kdiin. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      I once called a car a "mechanial horse"

    • @thatfoxxy
      @thatfoxxy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      @@kdiin. I saw a deer at my grandma's and said it was a horse with branches

    • @Anbuish
      @Anbuish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Saw a kid call a dolphin a “help shark”

    • @imvo5934
      @imvo5934 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      I ate a plastic pear at the shops...

    • @pixelformation7552
      @pixelformation7552 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      LMAOO

  • @normalperson7486
    @normalperson7486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1553

    "Pia" means sink in portuguese
    *_Why is the plane named sink?_*

    • @tecsrpi
      @tecsrpi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      You mean airline?

    • @Dr.lViggins
      @Dr.lViggins 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      foreshadowing?

    • @ZainIsInPain
      @ZainIsInPain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      PIA Pakistani International Airline

    • @Jmg3815
      @Jmg3815 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      THE PLANE IS IN PORTUGUESE!

    • @BigMoney398
      @BigMoney398 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      PIA is an acronym for Pakistan International Airline

  • @Brightish
    @Brightish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    YOU THOUGHT IT WAS EMKAY,,BUT IT WAS ME "GIO"

    • @Brightish
      @Brightish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@anotakudetective1546 everythings a jojo reference

    • @Mr.Yeast2
      @Mr.Yeast2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wrrrryyyyyy

    • @jotarokujo5849
      @jotarokujo5849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Diofilms

    • @Finn14029
      @Finn14029 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's how I found this channel lol

  • @sprytez9781
    @sprytez9781 5 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    SOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD
    we should invent a metal straw thats eco friendl-
    *WOMAN DIES AFTER ECO FRIENDLY METAL STRAW PIERCED THROUGH HER BRAIN*

    • @y33t23
      @y33t23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You gotta be really dumb or unlucky to get that to happen.

    • @sprytez9781
      @sprytez9781 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @NintendoFanBoiYT ROBLOX yea i know but its true www.google.com/amp/s/www.nst.com.my/node/503221/amp

    • @dimsum3329
      @dimsum3329 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or maybe have no straws at all because unless your jaw was LITERALLY blown off by a shotgun or a baby, you dont need a straw

    • @rykerirontooth
      @rykerirontooth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Metal straws... EXIST! I have some.

    • @fansandjams
      @fansandjams 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dimsum3329 how would a baby caused your jaw to be blown off

  • @madfr
    @madfr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6859

    Day 8 of commenting on GioFilms's video till he makes r/breadstapledtotrees
    Edit : How tf did this blow up so late

  • @kennko3
    @kennko3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    People:fakes photos
    Shadow:I’m gonna end these peoples’ career

  • @darealpoompeem746
    @darealpoompeem746 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    1:10 .BRUUUUHHHHH, u can take your phone out of the charger now

    • @icebearpl188
      @icebearpl188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Harmonic Gamer r/engrish

  • @kikivoorburg
    @kikivoorburg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    I didn’t click on this video instantly.
    Now that’s a real facepalm...

    • @wowhahah9383
      @wowhahah9383 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This was 4 hrs ago

    • @wowhahah9383
      @wowhahah9383 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And there's 103k views how!?

    • @Linneom
      @Linneom 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I saw the thumbnail, my hope for humanity left my soul.

    • @ItzZubin
      @ItzZubin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      r/madlads

    • @heatstorm_2339
      @heatstorm_2339 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is on R/madlads

  • @evanarmont
    @evanarmont 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    3:20 How would they know how many there are if they haven't been discovered?

    • @artorias4881
      @artorias4881 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cause why not?

    • @sintana1497
      @sintana1497 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      r/wooosh

    • @nicodo123
      @nicodo123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@sintana1497 how is that a woooosh?

    • @sintana1497
      @sintana1497 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was a joke and he didn’t get it

    • @nicodo123
      @nicodo123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sintana1497 which one?

  • @WaterDrinkingHydroDragon
    @WaterDrinkingHydroDragon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    These notifications always pop up when I watch Netflix... and I always nearly break my fingers clicking on them

  • @Valerie_Valor116
    @Valerie_Valor116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    Morgz really shouldn't come at people for their lack of originality 😂😂😂
    Edit: Tf? I didn't expect to get so many likes! Thanks fellow youtubers 👍

  • @breannanewell7488
    @breannanewell7488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    7:57 what makes it worse is that she tried texting her when she thought she took her phone, THE TEXT WOULD JUST LOOP AROUND AT THE PHONE SHE THOUGHT SHE TOOK

  • @rexdengaming522
    @rexdengaming522 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1353

    Morgz: be original
    Every mrbeast fan: 😡😤👎

    • @hdcvfxgrcg764
      @hdcvfxgrcg764 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Trexgar2004 what

    • @gabrieldabriel
      @gabrieldabriel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Mr. beast fans don’t use emojis because they’re cool

    • @adog8379
      @adog8379 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Mrbeast fans aren’t r/nicegirls boi

    • @Jmg3815
      @Jmg3815 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ACCURATE AS HELL

    • @enderredacted112
      @enderredacted112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Then explain why Morgan uploads the same concept *_2 weeks late._*

  • @DepressedAndDank
    @DepressedAndDank 5 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    When youve been gnomed at the end so many times that you know not to look anymore.
    *Insert "You get used to it" meme*

    • @ULYSVA
      @ULYSVA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ah,, finally a person who also reads r/animemes

    • @DepressedAndDank
      @DepressedAndDank 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Round House
      A man of culture

    • @ULYSVA
      @ULYSVA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DepressedAndDank do you have any sauce

    • @DepressedAndDank
      @DepressedAndDank 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Round House
      Goblin slayer episode 4

    • @ULYSVA
      @ULYSVA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DepressedAndDank sure thing

  • @aidan8146
    @aidan8146 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    8:53
    I love Gio’s laugh
    Why did he cut it out it’s so cute

  • @AxeWaffle
    @AxeWaffle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I went to Puerto Rico and saw a “homeless” women on the street, I had a banana on me and handed it to her, she complains that she’s “diabetic” and can’t have the banana. She explains that she needs money, she also had keys hanging from her pocket.
    r/quityourbullshit
    You can have a banana and be diabetic

    • @noval6713
      @noval6713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I live in puerto rico and half of the homeless people are r/choosingbeggars

    • @Boofy31
      @Boofy31 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      So you live in Puerto Rico trump: get him out of here

  • @AnonymousFrogNG
    @AnonymousFrogNG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    3:30 The man has a point. Plastic waste in the ocean is bad.

    • @Dcwest0616-the-best-on-youtube
      @Dcwest0616-the-best-on-youtube 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      its a joke

    • @Googlies.World3675
      @Googlies.World3675 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yea its bad for the ocean and the animals but most humans dont care they just throw garbage into the ocean and on land and that kills all the beautiful animals so please dont litter and recycle :) (and yes i know the post was a joke but it has a good meaning)

    • @cazer8082
      @cazer8082 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Googlies.World3675 You are telling us not to recycle

    • @angryrat7423
      @angryrat7423 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oof

    • @overlordcringe2715
      @overlordcringe2715 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      R/whooosh

  • @user-xc9ed5ie9t
    @user-xc9ed5ie9t 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Me:*Scratches head*
    1 minute later
    FBI OPEN UP!!!!

  • @trianglekid219
    @trianglekid219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    8:47 Top 10 Scariest Criminals
    10: Let's skip to 1.
    1: Ryan's Drawing!!!

    • @id10cyy
      @id10cyy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @felix-fw3lq
      @felix-fw3lq 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      hey i’m a weeb and a kpop stan シ
      Same

    • @trianglekid219
      @trianglekid219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Rhys Higgon Garfield was born on June 19, 1978, in the kitchen of Mamma Leoni's Italian Restaurant to his mother and his unnamed father, weighing 5 lbs and 6 ounces at birth. He has loved lasagna since the day he was born, and it has always been his favorite food ever since, unlike the majority of his family, even his parents, who were rodent preying "mousers". The restaurant owner of Mamma Leoni's Italian Restaurant had to choose between keeping Garfield or closing down his restaurant due to a lack of pasta, so Garfield was sold to a pet shop. On the same day as his birth, Jon Arbuckle came to the pet store and had to choose between Garfield, an iguana, and a pet rock. In the November 14, 1978 comic strip, Jon quoted, "I love cats. I wanted a cat... So what do I do? I go to the pet store and ask for a cat. What do they give me?... A lasagna with fur and fangs."
      Personality
      Garfield is an overweight anthropomorphic orange tabby cat noted for his sheer laziness, sarcasm, arrogance, selfishness, and intense passion for food, particularly lasagna and most forms of foods made from flour. He dislikes raisins and (sometimes) anchovy pizza.
      Often throughout the course of the strip, Garfield's weight has been poked fun at as an object of ridicule, frequently by the electronic scale which he uses to weigh himself. Garfield usually does not handle insults or commands from the talking scale RX-2 (or anybody else) very well, and will normally respond to such remarks with either a saucy comment and/or comeback or some sort of threat of violence, in spite of the fact that the character solely communicates through thought bubbles.
      Garfield lives with his nerdy, socially awkward owner Jon Arbuckle and Jon's dimwitted pet dog Odie, and derives pleasure from satirically mocking the stupid actions performed by the two of them. Garfield seems to intensely abhor Odie (as obviously expected from the assumed common hatred shared by cats and dogs) and derives joy from causing him physical harm or insulting him such as kicking him off tables, seldom showing empathy for the beagle. Albeit Odie shows Garfield no belligerence of any kind and would never deliberately cause him harm (though Odie does occasionally prank Garfield and has made fun of his weight and more recently his age), Garfield despises him nonetheless and is apt to make rude and saucy comments based on the utter lack of intelligence displayed by Odie, though at times it is not entirely clear whether Odie actually is stupid or not. Odie is not the only target of Garfield's taunts; he frequently insults and pokes fun at Jon as well for his nerdy behavior and unpopularity with women, along with his unconventional and eccentric fashion sense.
      Despite his sometimes selfishness and sheer laziness, Garfield loves both Odie and Jon nonetheless, as well as his beloved teddy bear Pooky, which is frequently seen in his Garfield's arms or close to him
      In The Garfield Show, while Garfield still retains his signature traits, he is considerably more compassionate towards his friends.

    • @Fiveyrkgos
      @Fiveyrkgos 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@trianglekid219 k

  • @zrty6512
    @zrty6512 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    With the Walmart cake they gave them a display cake, how do you mix that up

    • @pewdiepieli8476
      @pewdiepieli8476 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jarfield is my favorite what abot u

  • @catherinebrennan2988
    @catherinebrennan2988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    3:28. How they know there’s six forms of art left to be discovered if they ain’t. Found them

    • @perrywakeman4087
      @perrywakeman4087 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And its not like insects where you can predict using statistics.

  • @APLGRL
    @APLGRL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +595

    No one:
    Not a soul:
    Random Person: “WhEN YoU TaKe YouR CLotHes OUt Of ThE OvEn...”
    Edit: stop bothering me about the format! I. don't. care.
    Edit: should I just delete my comment?

    • @mason3461
      @mason3461 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Galaxy Pickles AG That’s not how that joke format works

    • @APLGRL
      @APLGRL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jayne Noche And?

    • @DatDarkDragon
      @DatDarkDragon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I put my clothes in a dishwasher
      That's normal

    • @koppel_7694
      @koppel_7694 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Galaxy Pickles AG yea they are dry the clothes

    • @no.850
      @no.850 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@APLGRL To be a true memester, you have to use the correct format

  • @mannamedjared
    @mannamedjared 5 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    Seeing anti vaxxers posts should be on r/mildlyinfuriating

    • @tecsrpi
      @tecsrpi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hazem Nassar I agree.

    • @ibryce3634
      @ibryce3634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Nah, r/extremelyinfuriating

    • @mannamedjared
      @mannamedjared 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Decent reaction.

    • @wolfiegamerhowls4
      @wolfiegamerhowls4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes.

    • @tokyo-boku3715
      @tokyo-boku3715 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      r/veryinfuriatinganti-vaxxers

  • @MrBongo-pe9zb
    @MrBongo-pe9zb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    “Goodbye England!”
    “Hello London!”

    • @Samuel-zs8hv
      @Samuel-zs8hv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mr. Bongo arent you russian

  • @kg6535
    @kg6535 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    2:43 i know she is wrong, but how she know her poop is gonna be small or big???

    • @binemisko
      @binemisko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      How much pressure you have when you need to poop

    • @HaXD1209
      @HaXD1209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Yeah, its big brain time

    • @myrennkidd8014
      @myrennkidd8014 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      She can see 1 minute into the future

    • @Electrifvy
      @Electrifvy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's the reason why that psychic show got cancelled then...

    • @newspacia
      @newspacia 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It will be big if you have diarrhoea

  • @abdullah_carart5638
    @abdullah_carart5638 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Aayyy! I am from Pakistan and I can confirm there's alot of facepalms happening here

  • @dtnguyen99
    @dtnguyen99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Nobody:
    Guy who searched America population: *america pipulatio*

    • @nietaiden4436
      @nietaiden4436 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He/she was probably Spanish or something

    • @nettequestionmark
      @nettequestionmark 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      3:47

    • @perrywakeman4087
      @perrywakeman4087 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nettequestionmark read my mind

    • @KaeOlerti
      @KaeOlerti 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@perrywakeman4087 witch attack? Lol

    • @perrywakeman4087
      @perrywakeman4087 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KaeOlerti that one after the blue attack that comes at you at supersonic speeds.

  • @horrorkesh
    @horrorkesh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I think we're all guilty of frantically searching for our phone when its right in our hand often watching something

    • @ghshrksidhc5460
      @ghshrksidhc5460 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      is this a joke and I'm so retarded that I don't get it?

    • @TheAlmightyJello
      @TheAlmightyJello 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ghshrksidhc5460 He means people looking for their phones, not realizing that they're holding it.

    • @ghshrksidhc5460
      @ghshrksidhc5460 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheAlmightyJello I know what he means, to me it just seamed so stupid that I couldn't relate bcs it never happened to me

    • @TheAlmightyJello
      @TheAlmightyJello 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ghshrksidhc5460 r/iamverysmart ?

  • @SWH-tr9fp
    @SWH-tr9fp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The top critical review on a game that's been out for 7 months starts with 'I've had this game for 2 years. . .'

    • @tigerninja9843
      @tigerninja9843 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      SWH03 17 Yeah, umm

    • @_kraken117
      @_kraken117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In a review for an app called “sans zigzag challenge” I read the reviews for some reason and most of them said they had it for 40 years.

  • @ihaveanunoriginalprofilepi1744
    @ihaveanunoriginalprofilepi1744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    3:16
    “theres no reason to play if theres no jumpscares”
    is he aware you can have non-jumpscare horror
    which person are we supposed to facepalm at

    • @lvl-9443
      @lvl-9443 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You, good sir, for forgetting that a good majority of horror games are *dependent* on jump-scares. You’re right in saying that there are plenty of games where horror can be achieved purely through tension and atmosphere, but let’s be honest... Outlast (for example) is just a masterpiece *because* both games have excellently timed jump scares.
      Also, I think the guy’s point is that it’s not necessarily a thriller-type game, so much as it is a sudden one. At least understand *that* much, if not me.

    • @pollypockets508
      @pollypockets508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But the particular game that they were talking about depended on jump scares. Do you say "There are some women who have blonde hair"?

    • @StocktonSubber
      @StocktonSubber 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Some games like FNAF actually depend on jumpscares to be a successful horror game.

  • @mcadventurer1533
    @mcadventurer1533 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The styrofoam cake was supposed to be a display. Someone accidentally bought a display cake.

  • @AD_Nelson
    @AD_Nelson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Ya know what's an even bigger facepalm?
    TH-cam not delivering the notification.

    • @danylok1786
      @danylok1786 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      King crimson erased time when you got a notification

    • @garlic_breadfr
      @garlic_breadfr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That is facepalm of all facepalms.

    • @ghshrksidhc5460
      @ghshrksidhc5460 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Where did you find a picture of King Crimson smileing?

    • @AD_Nelson
      @AD_Nelson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ghshrksidhc5460 I made it myself, although I don't know if someone else has made it as well.

  • @unmaskeddrake
    @unmaskeddrake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I watch this when I get bored, and I’m like “I’m gonna play a game.” Then I spent 2 hours watching your channel. Btw I’m subscribed and liked

  • @skrrrtskrrrt8235
    @skrrrtskrrrt8235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Me: nobody would fall for that
    Me: Bounces Gumball

    • @citedbarley5078
      @citedbarley5078 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      aspen editz this comment is so underrated😂

    • @aceadge9351
      @aceadge9351 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Editz your comment 🖒

    • @jedi_cat_l4976
      @jedi_cat_l4976 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lick it first. If it taste disgusting then its a bouncy ball. If it is good it is a gum ball. If you cant taste anything then see a doctor.

    • @pjatm_
      @pjatm_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Original Comment:
      Me: Nobody would fall for that
      Me: Bounces gumball

  • @zumby
    @zumby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Why is it called a facepalm
    Maybe because a smack feels like the realization of ones mistake

    • @TheBreatheMan
      @TheBreatheMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Waa

    • @rogerwashington7690
      @rogerwashington7690 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its because a "facepalm" is when you smack your palm into your face

    • @SunGlitxh
      @SunGlitxh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@rogerwashington7690 wooooooooooooosh

    • @imjustolivia
      @imjustolivia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *smacks self* ouch, welp, that was a mistake

    • @imworthless3204
      @imworthless3204 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @astrax2426
    @astrax2426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My grandma was on the plane for the first time and nearly fell out as she mistaked the exit for the toilet. Luckily someone saved her.

  • @onecraftymojo
    @onecraftymojo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I facepalmed when he thought that Walmart actually sells styrofoam cakes instead of a worker accidentally selling the display... 🤦‍♀️

    • @emery-gaming
      @emery-gaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      One Crafty Mojo xDxdddDDDD

    • @zoppstirm5381
      @zoppstirm5381 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shudup

    • @BaconNuke
      @BaconNuke ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait does that mean the display are fake?

  • @Ace342
    @Ace342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    The earbud one (1:40) actually just shows you when you last used them, so he used the right one in one place, and the left one was last used in another

    • @Chriss-vm6kc
      @Chriss-vm6kc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      woooosh

    • @erictruong324
      @erictruong324 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chriss 899 what are you, fucking gay?

    • @Damianizthebest998
      @Damianizthebest998 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Chriss 899 Gay fucking, you are what?
      You see what I did there

    • @liswatching3241
      @liswatching3241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Spanky Sauce ooooook i think that al the people here is the same f*cking person and you need help dude

    • @saphiric0
      @saphiric0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@erictruong324 Why'd you use different accounts to say the same thing?

  • @bosico8166
    @bosico8166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    3:52 is noone gonna talk about that spelling on the very top

    • @MisterMicrowaves
      @MisterMicrowaves 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      america pipulatio

    • @burgerboy_20
      @burgerboy_20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the pipulatio of the united states of america

  • @invalidopinion4954
    @invalidopinion4954 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Awesome upload! As a content creator myself, I love Reddit to TH-cam stuff. Keep killing it!

    • @redditrelay7067
      @redditrelay7067 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hey great vids man

    • @invalidopinion4954
      @invalidopinion4954 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@redditrelay7067 Thanks, brotha. I like your upload as well!

  • @yoshithepyrosaur9690
    @yoshithepyrosaur9690 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    "I want to go to Paris!
    "I want to go to New York!"
    "Forget those crapholes, we have something called America now!"
    Like if you get the reference. Or don't. I don't care.

    • @daales.
      @daales. 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      r/roblox

    • @demonikr1
      @demonikr1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@daales. not to ruin your thunder, but it's actually from a TF2 comic.

    • @infj1w932
      @infj1w932 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I accidentally read “I want to go to Paris!” As “I want to go to Paula” oof. Btw nice earthbound styled sprite

    • @yoshithepyrosaur9690
      @yoshithepyrosaur9690 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@infj1w932 Thank you.

    • @infj1w932
      @infj1w932 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yoshi The Pyrosaur yw :D

  • @xenomaster7263
    @xenomaster7263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Morgz: “Be original!”
    Litterally anyone and everyone on TH-cam: *i’m about to end this man’s whole career*

  • @stev1e
    @stev1e 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    4:22 Hey man, if you gotta go
    YOU GOTTA GO

  • @dadam1445
    @dadam1445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Rob: "Ran the 5 kilometres in 10 mins training is going good"
    Thats your training?

    • @sxuthsidesuicide6331
      @sxuthsidesuicide6331 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Adam Dayrit you know some daily shit me and my bro do run 10ks in 10mins we aint that fast u know?(irony sksksk)

    • @sxuthsidesuicide6331
      @sxuthsidesuicide6331 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      《 SchlechterAlsEs 》 I’ve meant this comment by irony sksksksks and pls whooooooooooosh me thats my dream :O

    • @tokyo-boku3715
      @tokyo-boku3715 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      SxuthSideSuicide r/woooosh (there ya go)Eldar Iskanderov no he did get the joke

  • @urchy54
    @urchy54 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was walking through a mall one day and passed a lady seated at a small table in the middle of the mall.
    She was a Tarot Card Reader and she said to me ''Would you like me to read your future?''
    I replied ''You should know the answer to that already...'' as I walked away.

  • @rosalinaposalina
    @rosalinaposalina 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Oh mah god STAWP USING THE FIDGET STICK"

  • @NecromancerHD
    @NecromancerHD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    First 10 comments: *FiRsT!*
    Me: *_r/facepalm_*

    • @nathanaelmalm5641
      @nathanaelmalm5641 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      More like first 40 people

    • @AverageHandle_
      @AverageHandle_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nate Malm more like the first 500 and then in the 5.67k there’s just another first comment

    • @AverageHandle_
      @AverageHandle_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Harmonic Gamer k then

    • @beaustanton5286
      @beaustanton5286 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      First reply!

    • @4kcarat
      @4kcarat 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      r/foundthemobileuser

  • @jonalizasenedrin7931
    @jonalizasenedrin7931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Me: Almost chokes
    My reason:
    *i wanted to see if i could swallow it without chewing

  • @bananamanxd3093
    @bananamanxd3093 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    People from United States: “I luv America!”
    Anyone not from United States “ the continent?”

    • @Quasihamster
      @Quasihamster 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Si senor me too! Especially Mexico!

  • @RajaFifaFC10
    @RajaFifaFC10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Me : *sees PIA logo on a plane , and a text about stupidity*
    Also me, an intellectual Pakistani-English : *These two items must be related*

  • @sneeznoodle
    @sneeznoodle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Morgz: *Exists*
    Everyone: _"You're not just wrong, you're stupid."_

  • @VixxieVamp92
    @VixxieVamp92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:10 That was on Inside Edition a couple weeks ago. I couldn't stop laughing!

  • @yousefghuniem5575
    @yousefghuniem5575 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Morgs is like that dude who copies others on a test, and still fails.

    • @dvoeqoxuze
      @dvoeqoxuze 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yousef Ghuniem I wouldn’t say 10 million subs is failing...

    • @yousefghuniem5575
      @yousefghuniem5575 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dvoeqoxuze 10 million, that is bigger than the USA'S ENTIRE POPULATION.
      -MORGZ

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Makes complete sense

  • @dragonking1595
    @dragonking1595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:55
    This is also stupid because in the poems in the books the sorting hat says which things u have to have to go in the house you want to go into.

  • @mikeymikey4186
    @mikeymikey4186 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:36
    Now all of Asia is going to listen to his mixtapes

  • @yomama5310
    @yomama5310 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    3:50
    To me, this is r/quityourbullsh*t because I'm in America (Texas) and I'm not subscribed to Morgz

    • @damienadamek678
      @damienadamek678 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Here in NJ. Hate the heck out of Morgz

    • @yomama5310
      @yomama5310 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@damienadamek678 me too

    • @fuizipra
      @fuizipra 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      r/breadstapledtotrees instead

    • @Dcwest0616-the-best-on-youtube
      @Dcwest0616-the-best-on-youtube 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      CRINGE BOI69420 this was a joke so everyone just got woooshed
      or did i get r/ihaveredit?

  • @wastedtoxiclol7932
    @wastedtoxiclol7932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    6:00 that Instagram account also said that Steve Jobs made an IQ test before he died and the only person who ever mastered it was Albert Einstein (sci is the name of that Instagram account)

  • @bon-bonsavour3002
    @bon-bonsavour3002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    “Man in China..”
    Me: THANK GOD THAT WAS NOT THIS YEAR, 2020-

  • @robloxtacob3ll
    @robloxtacob3ll 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    2:49 fun fact i was at my Friends house And i turned that sink on.... it just made my hole clothes wet... GREAT!

    • @misery_fell
      @misery_fell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      r/boneappletea

    • @icantthinkofaname4785
      @icantthinkofaname4785 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You have a hole in youre clothes and got wet

    • @emanueleragno5616
      @emanueleragno5616 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@marinamacri5520 thats to clean your butt after taking a shit

    • @emanueleragno5616
      @emanueleragno5616 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@marinamacri5520 and also putting feet in the sink is easy af, just cut them off and put them in then you pit them on again

  • @artandstuffproductions3640
    @artandstuffproductions3640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The cake was styrofoam because it was a display cake. It’s more common than you think. They make the display cakes like that so they replace it less often.

  • @williemorgan3995
    @williemorgan3995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    -It was a Theif
    ~Do you mean Thief
    -Theif
    -No it’s Thief
    -I before the E
    -Except with a C
    ~Thceif
    -No

  • @minecraftsteve1593
    @minecraftsteve1593 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    5:31 You don't eat gum balls.
    An attempt on an r/therewasanattempt video
    Edit : a facepalm moment on an r/facepalm video

    • @selectivepontification8766
      @selectivepontification8766 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A facepalm comment on an r/facepalm video

    • @0v30-roblox6
      @0v30-roblox6 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He said bouncing ball

    • @minecraftsteve1593
      @minecraftsteve1593 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Epic YT I know , but he said “eat a bouncing ball” and you don’t eat gumballs. They were mixed together.

    • @drepressoespresso3894
      @drepressoespresso3894 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Am I the only one who understand nothing of this comment ahah

  • @anti-animeaktion8254
    @anti-animeaktion8254 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the styrofoam cake was probably just the workers mixing up the DISPLAY ONLY cake with the actual cake

  • @MLCygnus
    @MLCygnus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    *Reading book for school*
    Phone: *TH-cam* Giofilms posted
    Me: *BREAKS FINGERS*

  • @vaidasbu7878
    @vaidasbu7878 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ok. I still dab (but rarely) and when i do the boys in my class say "Oh that's a dead meme!" They also still say lebron james which is also a dead meme.
    The only meme they where in time with was "i think moto moto likes you"
    But it's also dead now.

    • @emery-gaming
      @emery-gaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fawnspot Yep. Also, my class likes fortnite...............🤮

  • @AP-zw6ql
    @AP-zw6ql 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can tell you what really happened with that Wal-Mart cake story. Mom gives someone money to go pick up the cake. Person steals the display cake and pockets the money. Person is shocked to learn display cakes are just frosted blocks of styrofoam, and is now forced to either admit they are a thief or blame Wal-Mart.

  • @foolishmacaroni3320
    @foolishmacaroni3320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    It would be funny if the person who asked to remove the jump scares was trying to play fnaf

  • @totalrevengeance3904
    @totalrevengeance3904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    4:02 my sister did this once
    Sister: said something about having a bad day, can’t remember details
    Me: oh rip
    Sister: what’s rip?
    Me: rest in peace
    Sister: ok bye then peace ✌🏼

  • @grainnekeeley
    @grainnekeeley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    THE END LAUGH WAS AMAZING

  • @mtf_nine_tailed_fox385
    @mtf_nine_tailed_fox385 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Me: (watching Morgz on my laptop)
    Also me: My_brain_cells.exe Has stopped working

  • @WaffleDaily
    @WaffleDaily 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Kind of late, but I’ll still mention that I upload waffles every day

    • @englisch9150
      @englisch9150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      okay?

    • @englisch9150
      @englisch9150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wth I just saw your channel

    • @tommybirchify
      @tommybirchify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@englisch9150 😂

    • @fuckoff8618
      @fuckoff8618 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I cried because of how beautiful those waffels are I've always wanted to eat one but never got to due to me living in Egypt :(

    • @WaffleDaily
      @WaffleDaily 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fuck Off :)

  • @discontinuedchannel4544
    @discontinuedchannel4544 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *slaps* _”BOOGIE WOOGIE”_

  • @key2theuniverse713
    @key2theuniverse713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Can't help but saying
    A manual gearbox has a clutch and flywheel mechanism were as an automatic uses a torque converter, too name two differences.

  • @luciomain4818
    @luciomain4818 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    do you know how many times ive been gnomed by gio's patreon supporter?

  • @blxckrxses676
    @blxckrxses676 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:13 A woman in Fredericton, NB Was eating a hash brown while driving, the police thought she was holding a phone and arrested her.

  • @TJ-hg6op
    @TJ-hg6op 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:04 Morgz: Clickbait, Edited thumbnails
    Mr. Beast Actually putting stuff FROM the video in the thumbnail, ACTUALLY does challenges.

  • @jmgamer9267
    @jmgamer9267 5 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    8:53 8:53 8:53 selling time stamps costs one like!
    Yes I liked my comment

    • @spaghoe
      @spaghoe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That laugh tho!

    • @supergamer-tt8lq
      @supergamer-tt8lq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'll take the free video skip thanks :)

    • @jmgamer9267
      @jmgamer9267 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      supergamer 360420 HEY IT COSTS 1 LIKEE

    • @supergamer-tt8lq
      @supergamer-tt8lq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jmgamer9267 Nah i'm the time stamp bandit to me 1 time stamp is free

    • @rozanfaust2967
      @rozanfaust2967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      supergamer 360420 mine too,

  • @bheronz
    @bheronz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The USA acronym one cracked me up.

  • @durdlurd6131
    @durdlurd6131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    A lot of posts about Pakstan and India
    that worries me.

  • @raygagnon4809
    @raygagnon4809 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Morgz:Be original.
    Mr. Beast: Are you keen on that 😏.
    Internet:Stop lieing morgz it well known you steal.

  • @Vhizz125
    @Vhizz125 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Everytime I laugh, my stomach hurts.
    I'm not doing a good job...
    I will still not wait for it to go away.

  • @leahgoetz-bryant203
    @leahgoetz-bryant203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Most facepalms are just people getting wooshed.

  • @ladydalheart
    @ladydalheart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:21 this makes me so pissed
    im a die hard fan of cars and this bruh dont even know what a manual is
    like
    b r u h

  • @ryleviktorcadang974
    @ryleviktorcadang974 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "By reading this you've been gnomed"
    -End credits

  • @filmandfirearms
    @filmandfirearms 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    5:59 1: JK Rowling is still alive
    2: That was made clear early on in the very first book

  • @declanhealy2803
    @declanhealy2803 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When MorgZ says be original he means that he already copys others

  • @indumatipngtuber2790
    @indumatipngtuber2790 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Florida Man's logic defies our reality, because he's Florida Man.

  • @epdelira
    @epdelira 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:10 why is he/she still charging his/hers phone with 100%

  • @SketchUT
    @SketchUT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    1:42 nobody gets it when I say “thceif” as “thuh-seef” :( I’ve said it for like almost a year since i saw it :((
    *cries to death*

  • @shushimlb3d
    @shushimlb3d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:01 If anyone is wondering on what game that review is its on FNaF (Five Nights at Freddy,s) Help Wanted VR

  • @mick-luv-in
    @mick-luv-in 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    7:00 I don't pray often, but please God...don't allow this person to go on being a health care professional