r/facepalm Best Posts #19

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  • @morganman592
    @morganman592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1968

    “Alright kids, Today we are playing dodgeball!”
    Kid: _”We?!”_

    • @OCJDaze
      @OCJDaze 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      69 likes

    • @kittleo3614
      @kittleo3614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      100th like

    • @frenchman936
      @frenchman936 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      121th like

    • @leochinchillaa
      @leochinchillaa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@frenchman936 129th like

    • @pineapplepen2224
      @pineapplepen2224 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@frenchman936 can I join your cause

  • @nickotine343
    @nickotine343 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2319

    2:59 in Russia, you don’t break skateboard. Skateboard breaks you

    • @nickotine343
      @nickotine343 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Lemon Pie Russian is not a race(I might be wrong, don’t quote me on that)

    • @colinberry7226
      @colinberry7226 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Also lemon pie it is paying omage to a famous Russian comidan

    • @krisplayz2567
      @krisplayz2567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@user-hx3gf4rn5r That is not offensive lmfao 😂

    • @zareffarhaan6106
      @zareffarhaan6106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@user-hx3gf4rn5r these are jokes and not the offensive kind

    • @VK-jy3pi
      @VK-jy3pi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *LOL*

  • @connergrindstaff3683
    @connergrindstaff3683 5 ปีที่แล้ว +754

    6:30 actually that story was about a guy who used his girlfriend's urine for a drug test and it revealed she was pregnant.

    • @tigerlove5102
      @tigerlove5102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      0+1= eins

    • @Randomshred
      @Randomshred 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Isn’t 1,0000,0000,0000

    • @centntn
      @centntn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      big brain

    • @Laucha06
      @Laucha06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He*

    • @KasabianFan44
      @KasabianFan44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      So why does it say “he”? It’s a facepalm either way

  • @HaXD1209
    @HaXD1209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    When the police mistaken the stuffed tiger for real tiger
    The tiger:
    Illusion 100

    • @dynamite2275
      @dynamite2275 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      the real tiger is hiding behind the fake one

    • @Luna5829
      @Luna5829 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It should be, Tiger: ... (because that aint a tiger)

    • @no-one-1
      @no-one-1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *_ILLUSION 101_*

  • @zack8194
    @zack8194 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6311

    "Young sir what do you say in defense of hitting this child with a dodgeball"
    "He didnt dodge"
    Oh come on why so many likes even I dont find it funny

    • @epicblue00
      @epicblue00 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      But he was in a wheelchair

    • @melloyello9639
      @melloyello9639 5 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      epicblue 00
      He didn’t dodge

    • @RADZIO895
      @RADZIO895 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      *Piccolo triggered in the background*

    • @ayyuh2220
      @ayyuh2220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      "Why did you shoot the victim 14 times in the chest"
      "he didn't dodge lol"

    • @mingpingxie3563
      @mingpingxie3563 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *you proceed to make a joke on a r/facepalm video*
      Wow...

  • @metarcee2483
    @metarcee2483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +617

    I actually started to google "what is the biggest" and autofill said "planet on earth". That's real.

    • @_kraken117
      @_kraken117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Metarcee 24 I searched up that too and yeah auto fill said that.

    • @jeanstarnes4551
      @jeanstarnes4551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same here-

    • @Florian-ps1qv
      @Florian-ps1qv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      it sounds like it makes sense but then you think about it and it doesnt

    • @meowhihihi
      @meowhihihi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same too and when I clicked it, it said jupiter

    • @nathanmad1230
      @nathanmad1230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Started

  • @wallacebell9719
    @wallacebell9719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    8:44 This seems like something I'd do and it makes me cringe.

    • @SamiRD01
      @SamiRD01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Samee

    • @perttutunkkari3275
      @perttutunkkari3275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same 🤦‍♂️

    • @flora889
      @flora889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *Same*

    • @thequartermaster6268
      @thequartermaster6268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same

    • @kassu2401
      @kassu2401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I kinda did that... *WITH A FRIEND* We were on a field trip and her mom said who wants ice cream and I said me!This was a year ago it still haunts me

  • @livingchaos937
    @livingchaos937 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1143

    10 year old: So how did you got yourself in jail?
    Prisoner: I killed someone. How about you?
    10 year old: I got charged for assault for injuring a classmate in dodgeball.
    Edit: Literally 1 year later i get a notification about this comment. I see 1k likes. Thanks very appreciated. :)

    • @pinhead3780
      @pinhead3780 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      He crossed the line he better not drop the soap

    • @brakerotor1713
      @brakerotor1713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      now this is an avengers level threat

    • @argonianvideo4439
      @argonianvideo4439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Juice Boi soap was dropped in 2011

    • @fificomiclover7076
      @fificomiclover7076 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He didn't even injure the kid he just threw a dogeball at him lol

    • @armywife04012000
      @armywife04012000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sounds like Reddit in here

  • @tayze9008
    @tayze9008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    *1:53* New Slogan
    *"Does less,*
    *Cost more"*

    • @cag3399
      @cag3399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It's that simple

    • @theshycryo
      @theshycryo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@cag3399 *Complicated

    • @blackbed5108
      @blackbed5108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Does less
      Cost more
      It's that complicated

    • @starvingshark815
      @starvingshark815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Does less
      Cost your lifes savings

    • @foxybox1279
      @foxybox1279 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Copied

  • @selectivepontification8766
    @selectivepontification8766 5 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    All the facepalm moments in this video and the one thing that triggers me the most is Gio reading "Pounds" as "Dollars"

  • @2wodrqwoa
    @2wodrqwoa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +719

    Why censor piss in a bottle?TH-cam ain't that smart.

    • @Stuntmanforlyf
      @Stuntmanforlyf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      Face that ain’t piss , it’s sun bleached coke

    • @CatNigga
      @CatNigga 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      They would probably think it was sun bleached coke tbh

    • @nanos1267
      @nanos1267 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      it's probably just kinda gross, some people get grossed out easily.

    • @inkprint
      @inkprint 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Dude, youtube doesn't wanna see itself.

    • @jarfrey
      @jarfrey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@inkprint ur right lol

  • @nokk7180
    @nokk7180 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I like how you say: "I don't expect you to support me, it's up to you"
    So humble.

    • @cindidestefano3093
      @cindidestefano3093 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not before he killed Spiderman.

    • @matthewrada1758
      @matthewrada1758 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cindidestefano3093 No dude spiderman didn't die! Goku died bcs of him

  • @ellabennett8911
    @ellabennett8911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +813

    Okay, here is the story of that basketball player who was “pregnant”
    So he had taken drugs and did’t want to get caught so he got his wife to do the urine test
    Turns out she was pregnant
    fricc this is the most likes I've ever got

    • @themostbritishpersonalive868
      @themostbritishpersonalive868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Was it his?

    • @zziaoe6940
      @zziaoe6940 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@themostbritishpersonalive868 i don't think she even knew she was preggers

    • @themostbritishpersonalive868
      @themostbritishpersonalive868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@zziaoe6940 that's not what I asked

    • @bgl1335
      @bgl1335 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      st. jimmy is coming down across the alleyway wow! A Green Day fan who watches giofilms! I thought I was the only one

    • @marlenejohnson1599
      @marlenejohnson1599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @lullafool5106
    @lullafool5106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    I’m really confused as to-
    -ah.. okay..-

    • @CunningBard
      @CunningBard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Im confused

    • @invalid-user7335
      @invalid-user7335 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cunningbard The silent gamer same

    • @milliemoo5135
      @milliemoo5135 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @astrofield6359
      @astrofield6359 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m pretty sure it’s some kind of testicular cancer

  • @antanaskaleda1564
    @antanaskaleda1564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    2:53
    martydom.
    drop a live grenade when killed

  • @unaura43
    @unaura43 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    The biggest planet of Earth one autofilled because of a recent meme, its says Jupiter and then shows a picture of Earth

  • @insertnamehere8099
    @insertnamehere8099 5 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    1:30
    Out of curiosity I googled this, and you know what I got?
    J U P I T E R
    Obligatory idiotic Edit: thanks for the likes omfg ❤️❤️❤️❤️🥰😍😘😍😝🙂☺️😝😒😖😘🙂😟😨😭😕⛺️🤞🏻🙏🏻🤞🏻🤟🏻👶🏻👩‍👩‍👧‍👦

    • @LoriKabori
      @LoriKabori 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Th!nk Høw Man, humanity is amazing

    • @memememegaming
      @memememegaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I got Sweden. Makes sense, since IKEA is basically a planet at this point.

    • @isabellamorales4637
      @isabellamorales4637 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We've got some madlads in the comments!

    • @CainySNP
      @CainySNP 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Man I googled it, guess what it said, AMERICA!! HOW?!

    • @izzythetrashposter5710
      @izzythetrashposter5710 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      best planet in the world

  • @blobcookie
    @blobcookie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Gio: doESNT LIKE EVERY RECIPE NEED FLOUR IN IT
    Recipes that don't need flour: *why are we still here*

    • @Kuumin
      @Kuumin 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait, we don't need flour for rice????

    • @m00nstargachazz2
      @m00nstargachazz2 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lucozade: Hold up-

    • @p0tat024
      @p0tat024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *just to suffer?*

  • @olihsg
    @olihsg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    First it was an Euro (€) then it was a dollar ($) when can Gio learn it's a pound (£)

    • @darthplagueis13
      @darthplagueis13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I guess it's just not enough people using it. Like there's only about 66 million people using it vs about 340 million using € and a vast multitude of countries using different $ currencies ( I dunno exactly how many people that amounts to but there's already about 330 million people in the US and if we add all the other, smaller countries into the mix we'll probably end up at about 500 million. The Pund is pretty tiny, even including different pound variants we don't even get up to 100 million.

    • @dua2886
      @dua2886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      justice for the pound

    • @nathanaelmalm5641
      @nathanaelmalm5641 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@darthplagueis13 so there are less people using pounds than accounts subscribed to PewDiePie

    • @Bjorne_
      @Bjorne_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nate Malm how many uses kr then?

    • @project_letters
      @project_letters 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@darthplagueis13 so I'm special? I use the pound

  • @gloriaportillo7216
    @gloriaportillo7216 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    5:15 It’s Hurting Your Brain Because YOU DIDNT TAKE THE QUIZ

    • @aarongilbertphonetube219
      @aarongilbertphonetube219 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@geepadoodle r/whoosh

    • @gibrana9214
      @gibrana9214 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was the first test. He failed the the first test

    • @geepadoodle
      @geepadoodle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aarongilbertphonetube219 i still don't get it, but r/itswooooshwith4os

    • @CosImUpRn
      @CosImUpRn 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Aaron Gilbert PhoneTube #rOAStEd

    • @gloriaportillo7216
      @gloriaportillo7216 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aw man I wanted to woooosh idiots

  • @ricochristy7538
    @ricochristy7538 5 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    Idiot:”America is why we have cars”
    Me:”nein nein nein”

    • @JakeSmith-fz9fp
      @JakeSmith-fz9fp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lmao 9, 9, 9

    • @kingcp0878
      @kingcp0878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jake Smith it means no in German FYI

    • @JakeSmith-fz9fp
      @JakeSmith-fz9fp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@kingcp0878 I know that

    • @kingcp0878
      @kingcp0878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JakeSmith-fz9fp oh

    • @quedeck5223
      @quedeck5223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I cant stop myself from making a fucking car noise NEEEEEEIIN NEEEEEIIIN NEEEEIIINNN

  • @f_joyce6941
    @f_joyce6941 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4775

    I swear.
    Day *15* if trying to get gio to notice me:
    Tim Allen UGHHH

    • @GoldenTNT
      @GoldenTNT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Sub my channel and get 100 years of good luck

    • @1degabyte238
      @1degabyte238 5 ปีที่แล้ว +349

      @@GoldenTNT Sub my channel and get 100 years of good luck my ass

    • @Explodinghairypotatocat
      @Explodinghairypotatocat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      NO!

    • @atvthings6887
      @atvthings6887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      GoldenTNT Gaming no

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@GoldenTNT No.

  • @EliteTortoise
    @EliteTortoise 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The basketball one is actually a proper headline. The basketball player was doing drugs and got a friend to give him her urine sample to pass the drug test, but she happened to be pregnant and so he got busted obviously

  • @vinniecheng
    @vinniecheng 5 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    police told man to stop breathing because he was “stealing the africans’ air”

  • @jpegmarek
    @jpegmarek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    Steve Jobs was born almost 2 months before Albert Einstein died. Ikr, I couldn't believe it either.

    • @craig.9229
      @craig.9229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Very nice joke, Marek024

    • @justsmilett
      @justsmilett 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@craig.9229 that's not a joke, check it. Jobs was born on 25.02.1955 and Einstein died 18.04.1955. So gio was wrong with his joke.

    • @Star-vf8vz
      @Star-vf8vz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@justsmilett *Breaking news, newborn genius invents groundbreaking IQ test.*

    • @vxrt1
      @vxrt1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      justsmilett r/woooosh

    • @Teebaumol
      @Teebaumol 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@vxrt1 but its not a joke...

  • @lukaswyser9436
    @lukaswyser9436 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    6:22
    Took a while to realise they didn't talk about race

  • @roxaszy984
    @roxaszy984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Fun fact: if a man seems to be pregnant from the urine test it means he has testicle cancer.
    There was a case where a guy broke up with his gf and she left a pregnancy test behind so as a meme guy he tested himself and of course made a meme.
    Everyone laughed until someone told the guy to go to hospital and check for possible cancer and would you know his life was saved by this

  • @gachapotato9590
    @gachapotato9590 5 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    "My friend that is pee, in a bottle! That's pee in a bottle and I hope you have not taken a sip from it!"

    • @quedeck5223
      @quedeck5223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The riper the better

    • @c1bdc867
      @c1bdc867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Quedeck r/cursedcomment

    • @Lokitellus
      @Lokitellus 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@quedeck5223 r/cursedcomments

  • @stugreen721
    @stugreen721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Can’t wait for r/breadstapledtotrees
    Only 7K subs to go Gio!
    Also, again, Gio, at 8:02...
    £

    • @luther56
      @luther56 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      £ is the symbol for British Pound Sterling, yes, but this # was/is the symbol for pound (weight: 122#) in the US. (also number: #4, hashtag: #goofypeople). O well....

    • @queenbiscuit311
      @queenbiscuit311 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Luther Brown he’s Australian
      also we do not use the # symbol anymore for weight. Don’t understand why though.

    • @yourfriendlyneighbourhoodb7585
      @yourfriendlyneighbourhoodb7585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      R/facepals

    • @yourfriendlyneighbourhoodb7585
      @yourfriendlyneighbourhoodb7585 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      S Green r/facepalm*

  • @beddaucarspotters8908
    @beddaucarspotters8908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    10 yr old: YEETs ball at kid
    Police: Wait, that's illegal

    • @iami3rian394
      @iami3rian394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They weren't playing dodgeball, the child hit with the ball was SERIOUSLY INJURED BY IT, and it was a deliberate attack followed up by the black kid making fun of the other kid, and yelling racial slurs at him.
      They were playing a game called "tips" which is basically catch. White kid didn't catch the ball, so the next time the black kid got the ball, he pegged the white kid in the side of the head while he wasn't looking.
      Additionally, this was a special needs class (hence the injury prone child, and emotionally disturbed child playing together).
      The media has absolutely shit all over this story because of the black/white headline. If the races were reversed (and nothing else) you'd ACTUALLY be hearing the facts of the case, rather than the propaganda.

    • @zzbeazley
      @zzbeazley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@iami3rian394 just let someone make a joke

    • @iami3rian394
      @iami3rian394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MoratoryBasil obviously not enough for people to know the truth about this fucked up little kid

    • @CrazyZack_TX
      @CrazyZack_TX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      IamI3rian yes

    • @iami3rian394
      @iami3rian394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Bumblebee gamer202 Jesus, kid, go take a nap, or play outside. You have too much pent up energy from the schools being closed.

  • @ChickChickChirp
    @ChickChickChirp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    My shoe fell off my foot while I was putting my backpack on after class

    • @kingdomoftransylvania5744
      @kingdomoftransylvania5744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      uh ok? im not liking comment btw

    • @noclip5974
      @noclip5974 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And?

    • @lobetec314
      @lobetec314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@kingdomoftransylvania5744 why mention that? is there a reason? nobody cares if you like or not.

    • @wabbit1214
      @wabbit1214 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What’s ckass? you speaking advanced English?

    • @ChickChickChirp
      @ChickChickChirp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@wabbit1214 I meant class XD

  • @samirs8514
    @samirs8514 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Did anyone notice that he said dollar instead of pound during the guy who threw the engagement ring

    • @fermataoverawholerestasapun
      @fermataoverawholerestasapun 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      YES.

    • @nikkirennardo5100
      @nikkirennardo5100 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      DEAR LORD HE’S BECOMING AMERICAN

    • @bain8renn
      @bain8renn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Australias currency is the Australian dollar
      So, hes neither british nor american

    • @chriszag702
      @chriszag702 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i dont get it? he is Australian they use dollars

    • @h3nder
      @h3nder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nikkirennardo5100 He's Australian... They use dollars....

  • @runer66
    @runer66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    The thumbnail is like going to jail for touching someone in tag

  • @1yzguy
    @1yzguy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    When I searched up "is Canada"
    This is what I found in the people also ask section
    "I s C a n a d a a n A f r i c a n c o u n t r y"

    • @wadeconroy3467
      @wadeconroy3467 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am seriously losing hope in humanity😥

    • @aceampora6012
      @aceampora6012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      People suck. Thankfully, I’m a homo sapien.

    • @ChloekabanOfficial
      @ChloekabanOfficial 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aceampora6012 homo sapien = person

    • @aceampora6012
      @aceampora6012 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chloekaban r/wooosh

    • @ChloekabanOfficial
      @ChloekabanOfficial 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aceampora6012 how dare you

  • @sergggggo
    @sergggggo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    GioFlilms : there is no other planet on earth
    Nas Daily: actually...

    • @tashalino
      @tashalino 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      There is

  • @Everything_All_In_One_Place
    @Everything_All_In_One_Place 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Technically, Steve Jobs was 37 days old when Albert Einstein died.

  • @tridentmanproductions3528
    @tridentmanproductions3528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    “doesn’t every recipe need flour?”
    Wait until you hear about soup, chicken wings and chicken in general, fish and salmon etc.

    • @yojimbo_ejh
      @yojimbo_ejh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well unless you bread the fish

    • @p0tat024
      @p0tat024 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And anything that is cooked
      I just realised that you said “ect.” and I feel like an absolute idiot

    • @p0tat024
      @p0tat024 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same!

    • @p0tat024
      @p0tat024 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not again...

    • @corecross
      @corecross 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Salmon is fis

  • @unpocoloco1649
    @unpocoloco1649 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    4:48 when you need 500 words for an essay

    • @OverlordJojoo
      @OverlordJojoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      um thats really little

    • @Dhdowned
      @Dhdowned 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Glameow The Calico Um THaT a JokE

    • @OverlordJojoo
      @OverlordJojoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Dhdowned U think i cant see?

    • @arika4542
      @arika4542 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@OverlordJojoo I bet someone in ur family is probably 1000 and ur probably 900 rn-

    • @OverlordJojoo
      @OverlordJojoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@arika4542 wtf r u saying

  • @maddy2608
    @maddy2608 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    8:29 funny story, I heard about a meteor coming to earth that's "2 Empire State buildings big"
    We will literally use ANYTHING but the metric systems.

    • @kazekage3349
      @kazekage3349 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think because for most people here it is hard to understand the meaning of numbers to size and if you offer something people are familiar with it will give them a clearer idea of the actual mass of an object. Personally I can use both number systems since I am a Molecular Biology major we mostly measure in micrograms or smaller.

  • @eurovisioncyan9550
    @eurovisioncyan9550 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Tbh...the thumbnail sue is one of the worst things that could happen to a 10-year-old...

  • @amusingkiwi9586
    @amusingkiwi9586 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Dosnt every recipe need flour?"
    me: stairs at cerial. "yes yes it does"

    • @twil2846
      @twil2846 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Was wondering what my cereal was missing all this time. 5 cups of flour should do the trick.

    • @eeveemaster2206
      @eeveemaster2206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *S T A I R S A T C E R E A L*

    • @lucasandreramirez9083
      @lucasandreramirez9083 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You misspelled stare

  • @Businessgoose124
    @Businessgoose124 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    God, this is a blast from the past. First youtuber I ever watched just randomly reappeared in my recommends.

  • @julienatale204
    @julienatale204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    2:23 we have gotten to the point in humanity where we have to censor pee, FREAKING PEE. what has TH-cam come to

    • @TheOneGuyAce
      @TheOneGuyAce 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, let's be honest. Would you like to look at some random dude's piss?

  • @senorstabbing
    @senorstabbing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    6:30 How many drugs do you have to take until the drug test says you're pregnant?

    • @davetissue
      @davetissue 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Well actually he took his girlfriend's pee to the drug test but it didn't work out 😂

    • @TheAmazingDoorknob
      @TheAmazingDoorknob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      If you come up pregnant as a Male
      You got cancer

    • @Fantmystic
      @Fantmystic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i dont know

    • @Arch1mand
      @Arch1mand 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The pregnancy test is based on urine, he was cheating by using female friend/girl friend urine

    • @AlottaBoulchit
      @AlottaBoulchit 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He used female pee. If he'd used male pee he'd never been caught. I guess he was either stupid or desperate because all his male friends use drugs too. 😂
      My brother is drug free and has made some good change selling his pee to others. 2 guys who worked at the same job used it on the same day once haha. 😂 drug testing with pee isn't helpful at all since it's easily dodged if the person tries enough.

  • @user-qi7qr9cc2k
    @user-qi7qr9cc2k 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Thumbnail: 10 year old charged for hitting classmate with dodgeball.
    Me: damn do you know how many people i could have charged?

    • @nerosoul2506
      @nerosoul2506 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      DOOOOOOOODGE

    • @irl.batman
      @irl.batman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kobayashiiiii

    • @iami3rian394
      @iami3rian394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They weren't playing dodgeball, the child hit with the ball was SERIOUSLY INJURED BY IT, and it was a deliberate attack followed up by the black kid making fun of the other kid, and yelling racial slurs at him.
      They were playing a game called "tips" which is basically catch. White kid didn't catch the ball, so the next time the black kid got the ball, he pegged the white kid in the side of the head while he wasn't looking.
      Additionally, this was a special needs class (hence the injury prone child, and emotionally disturbed child playing together).
      The media has absolutely shit all over this story because of the black/white headline. If the races were reversed (and nothing else) you'd ACTUALLY be hearing the facts of the case, rather than the propaganda.

    • @IncogNiko
      @IncogNiko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      IamI3rian How Do You Know?

    • @iami3rian394
      @iami3rian394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@IncogNiko because I read the police report...?
      I mean, unless you're implying the police, the teachers, and the students were all lying about this, because "racism."

  • @mehself
    @mehself 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    8:37 Great! Now I can sue literally EVERYONE who hit me in dodgeball.

    • @kokobopjammer2571
      @kokobopjammer2571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ooh we be making the money

    • @dinoxman8584
      @dinoxman8584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵!

  • @dankmastert7641
    @dankmastert7641 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:22 Yes. I looked it up out of curiosity to what google would say, and the answer to "What is the biggest planet on Earth?" is...
    Drum roll please...
    *JuPiTeR!*

  • @nene.8213
    @nene.8213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:47
    Nobody:
    Ging Ging: hOW DOES THAT FEEL, HUH?!

  • @addybishop308
    @addybishop308 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    6:25 they were talking about the wedding and said “no whites” and my first thought was “Sorry if my European ancestry ruins your big day. It’s because I can’t dance, huh?”

  • @Shanghaimartin
    @Shanghaimartin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My favourite part of your videos is how you explain the joke after every slide you show.

  • @Mr_Nikolaev
    @Mr_Nikolaev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:14 That thing looks like a huge piece of bread left in an ant hill for months.

  • @everreaux3659
    @everreaux3659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    i love how australians say “oh-range”. personally i hate “or-range” lmao-

    • @florpster
      @florpster 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      everreaux as a proud australian, thank you and i agree uwu

    • @omegachadrequiem3831
      @omegachadrequiem3831 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or ringe

    • @greminboye
      @greminboye 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      orange

  • @quasi-stellarcatastrophe4555
    @quasi-stellarcatastrophe4555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    R/facepalm Gio films still saying $ when it meant to be £.

    • @ihatemyselfuwu3960
      @ihatemyselfuwu3960 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *facepalm*

    • @ell.....
      @ell..... 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      r/foundthemobileuser

    • @hibye4922
      @hibye4922 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      KitKatMeMe fuck you beat me to it

    • @sillysrah
      @sillysrah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      have you heard of different countries with different currencies? b r u h

    • @hibye4922
      @hibye4922 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jasper Boi that is called a US dollar sign. b r u h

  • @elle502
    @elle502 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    gio don’t make me say it... don’t make me say it...
    r/woooosh
    4:54
    you were wooshed

  • @s.wernerdudesdivast-shirts9007
    @s.wernerdudesdivast-shirts9007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    10 yo old: *gets charged for hitting kid with dodgeball*
    10 yo at my school: *beats the crap out of a girl and gets 4 hour ISS*

  • @dacrazytriangle7248
    @dacrazytriangle7248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The tattooed compass: never waffles soggy eat
    Compasses: never eat soggy waffles

    • @garbagefire2901
      @garbagefire2901 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I get it.

    • @ynol4879
      @ynol4879 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's Hard For Me To Use The Correct *Waffles Eat* For My Compass

    • @ynol4879
      @ynol4879 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @MALEK001 001 *N o*

    • @brupper9023
      @brupper9023 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @MALEK001 001 how in the heck so you woosh her/him if they literally said N O bolded and obviously joking, like you should be wooshed.

    • @pinkrainclouds2190
      @pinkrainclouds2190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was taught Never Eat Shredded Wheat. I'd probably remember yours better.

  • @supersoursauce1285
    @supersoursauce1285 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The ten year old charged for hitting a classmate says “Playground injury”

    • @iami3rian394
      @iami3rian394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They weren't playing dodgeball, the child hit with the ball was SERIOUSLY INJURED BY IT, and it was a deliberate attack followed up by the black kid making fun of the other kid, and yelling racial slurs at him.
      They were playing a game called "tips" which is basically catch. White kid didn't catch the ball, so the next time the black kid got the ball, he pegged the white kid in the side of the head while he wasn't looking.
      Additionally, this was a special needs class (hence the injury prone child, and emotionally disturbed child playing together).
      The media has absolutely shit all over this story because of the black/white headline. If the races were reversed (and nothing else) you'd ACTUALLY be hearing the facts of the case, rather than the propaganda.

    • @atroxxious
      @atroxxious 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iami3rian394 you know the person knows that,as oc clearly said that it was a playground injury, and they probably know because you're literally flooding the replies with that exact text,still i think its stupid to actually charge the kid, just give the kid detention and make him apologize instead of forcing him to pay

    • @iami3rian394
      @iami3rian394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@atroxxious sweety, I would agree, if not for the mocking and racial slurs incurred after the injury.
      Also, they were playing a game that thows the ball high in the air, and you try to catch it. It's a solid ball.
      The black kid was angry that the white child didn't catch the ball, waited until the game was over, and while white child wasn't looking, he pegged him in the side of the face..
      Again, the BC( black child) was aware of the WC(white child's) propensity for brain damaging injuries.
      No, I don't believe BC did that to do extra damage. Yes I believe BC targetted that to DO damage.
      The racial slurs and insults the BC issues after the WC left, and the game was over imply this strongly..
      I cannot imagine a person man, or woman, knowing the circumstances and thinking the BC was right.
      Again, statistally he wasn't. Final outcome, he wasn't. Pretending black culture isn't harmful is actively harmful. Pretending no one realizes that places filled with black people are crime ridden cesspools, whereas places filled with white and Asian people are paradises is ridiculous.
      One, single statistic, and I'll stop making these "acusations," but the fact remains black continues to commit a disproportionate level of crime. You have no answer for that, I've noticed.

    • @iami3rian394
      @iami3rian394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@atroxxious I goddamn guarantee you cross the street when black people are waking in the middle of the night.
      There's a reason that happens. It isn't an accident. The culture is broken. Welfare destroyed the black community better than racism ever did.
      No one cares about black boys. No one.

    • @iami3rian394
      @iami3rian394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I carry weapons sir. I don't cross the street no matter who walks next to me.
      I'll leave the pavement when there's a vehicle.
      No person will ever make me cross the street.
      I guarantee you can't even work with a knife to win a fight against a bigger man, wanna talk about guarantees..

  • @soundwavesuperior5243
    @soundwavesuperior5243 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    When you’re having a bad day but giofilms uploads
    *happiness noise*

  • @Serpinstrix
    @Serpinstrix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    8:09
    Dude, that's not 3000 Dollars...
    IT'S POUNDS... --> £ is a pound sign.

    • @greminboye
      @greminboye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      facepalm

    • @あけみ-w4k
      @あけみ-w4k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In American money, from my classes, 3000 pounds is equivalent to 4,038 US dollars. So, not even 3000 dollars. Correct me if I'm wrong, I'm not American.

  • @nairoty3256
    @nairoty3256 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:21 I had this exact tiger plush toy as a kid! Best gift ever!

  • @barbara-annemcgregor1769
    @barbara-annemcgregor1769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    4:49 that’ll explain it.

  • @idk-oe7tk
    @idk-oe7tk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The only reasonable reason to charge a kid with hitting another kid is if the kid that got hit was seriously injured (concussion, brain injury ect) but tbh it was probs something non serious....
    Or atleast I hope.

    • @queenbiscuit311
      @queenbiscuit311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      idk If this is the same story I think it is the kid had problems where injuries in his skull area are way worse than normal. Yet he was allowed to play DODGEBALL and SPORTS on a regular basis. The kid that hit him had NO idea about this and was just playing dodgeball like a normal person.

    • @MerkhVision
      @MerkhVision 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This probably only happened cuz the kid was black and in a particularly racist county smh

    • @queenbiscuit311
      @queenbiscuit311 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Leo Velli wasn’t the other kid also black?

    • @idk-oe7tk
      @idk-oe7tk 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @David Cortés DaFailboatFan
      That's unfair as heck and also the poor kid shouldn't have been allowed to play a sport like dodgeball.

    • @queenbiscuit311
      @queenbiscuit311 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      idk exactly

  • @minceraft1094
    @minceraft1094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ok, I have a story about my grade 6 school I went to.
    So, everyone in our class loved dodgeball, it was the only thing we would ever play in gym. Then one day the principle banned dodgeball. We asked her why, and apparently " people were hitting each other with the dodgeballs... on purpose" Sorry if I'm wrong, but isn't the point of dodgeball to HIT other people, with the DODGEBALLS, on PURPOSE?

  • @otbutter9806
    @otbutter9806 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    11k views 1.1k likes
    *Balanced as all things should be*

    • @Mohammad99X.
      @Mohammad99X. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Now it is legit 16k views and 1.6k likes lol

    • @hoku8084
      @hoku8084 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now its 24k views ans 2.4k likes

  • @simoo6674
    @simoo6674 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Nobody:
    A game of Dodgeball:
    "Am I a joke to you?"

  • @Ocean_Monae
    @Ocean_Monae 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:47 he was like "yeah let me serve some face" 📸📸 "......you got it??👀"
    🤣🤣🤦🏾‍♀️

  • @b1yuzx94
    @b1yuzx94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    5:15 sounds like he was saying queeze

    • @dinoxman8584
      @dinoxman8584 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jessi ! Australian accents fit you.

  • @domsfilms1489
    @domsfilms1489 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:34 here’s a little trick to help you remember a compass point
    N. Never
    E. Eat
    S. Soggy
    W. Wheatbix

  • @ericmckie6608
    @ericmckie6608 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “Kid is charged for hitting a kid with a doge ball”
    Dodgeball: do I look like I’m a joke to you
    Me: yep because that’s how you play dodgeball get a shot get a bill
    Hit a bunch of people *y-you go to jail*
    Gym teachers: wait that’s how you play

  • @arachnids8grip
    @arachnids8grip 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I have a very close number neighbor.
    Her name is Melissa and bots and ACTUAL PEOPLE mistake my number for hers. Not fun.

  • @asareelferrer1439
    @asareelferrer1439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The pregnant dude news: what happened was that he had consumed alcohol, so he asked his girlfriend if he could use her pee for the alcohol test. She was pregnant and he didn’t knew, so when they examined the pee, he appeared as pregnant even though it’s his gf’s. 😊

  • @Dargonkin527
    @Dargonkin527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    that damn first beep killed another one. GET RID OF THEM!!!!!!

  • @pikasonic6144
    @pikasonic6144 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I'm early, while I was watching one of your videos by coincidence.

    • @absence7560
      @absence7560 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      PIKA SONIC you 10 minutes late

    • @sudoornator3000
      @sudoornator3000 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Delete your self you evil being

    • @pikasonic6144
      @pikasonic6144 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sudoornator3000 Wha-

    • @ToxicSkull0
      @ToxicSkull0 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No one cares

    • @pikasonic6144
      @pikasonic6144 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ToxicSkull0 If you don't care, then why are you commenting on this video?

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    My face has no palm, and my palm has no face
    Idk what to do here

  • @Thompus
    @Thompus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:53
    Gio:I mean it’s not at least
    Ad: THE NEW HUNGRY JACKS FAMILY BUNDLE, ONLY AT HUNGRY JACKS
    *better*
    END

  • @daven6634
    @daven6634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:52 Roses are red, salad is tossed, woman missing since she got lost...

  • @itsray1878
    @itsray1878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Bruh, why did that lady get so many carts?

  • @50puft
    @50puft 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Someone probably took all of one kind of bubble gum to make it unassorted

  • @toby-md4um
    @toby-md4um 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:45 he isn’t trying to break the skateboard, he’s looking for weak spots in the board. If he jumps on it and it doesn’t break it’s fine, if it does break that good because then your board breaks while you’re stationary rather than doing a risky trick and then the board breaks and your bones with it too.

  • @DreamOrbzLOLZ-iS-hANdsOME
    @DreamOrbzLOLZ-iS-hANdsOME 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:11 wait till dani sees that
    Btw if you didnt know dani has a truce with orange gang

  • @cookii.8369
    @cookii.8369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    7:52 It’s so much better that their profile picture is Bea from Pokemon Sword and Shield

  • @nasinnarcotics
    @nasinnarcotics 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "So, no head?"
    2:52

  • @yikoool7009
    @yikoool7009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Me: *fights A 5th grader (I was in 4th) and leaves a purple scar on him*
    10 year old: *gets charged for hitting someone with a dodgeball*

    • @SearsCool
      @SearsCool 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ignited Foxy FIGHT ME

  • @ajk496
    @ajk496 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Americans, specifically Henry Ford, are the reason your car is more affordable than it otherwise would be, with the assembly line.
    Also, everything about the Apollo project used U.S. Imperial units, which is one of few things I still remember from my one semester as an engineering major.

  • @thestormthatisapproaching_
    @thestormthatisapproaching_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    8:25
    Missouri -_-
    Misery :)

  • @epicgaming7813
    @epicgaming7813 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Mr.Beast and Giofilms uploaded at the same time...... I chose Giofilms.

  • @slimetutorialfan
    @slimetutorialfan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    About the bowling one: my classmate managed that. Many times. Eventually he just rolled across the lane (as in himself) and knocked over all the pins

  • @lilyy9016
    @lilyy9016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    no no the "what is the biggest planet on earth" is a lil meme

  • @screamingpeterparker1084
    @screamingpeterparker1084 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    the thumbnail was taken without any context, the kid chucked the dodgeball after the game was over, and injured the kid. look it up yourself

  • @duck4578
    @duck4578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:18 I worked up some abs after laughing too hard at that

  • @imjaden1655
    @imjaden1655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:44
    lagging delays in a nutshell

  • @kcnoel5270
    @kcnoel5270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If anyone could get charged for hitting others with a dodge ball, I’d never be charged but this guy I once knew would be the dodgeball crime equivalent of a cereal killer. He once headshot me and this other super tough guy like, REALLY HARD (I had a cut because it hit my glasses into my nose when it only glanced off me, and the other guy got a black eye because it hit straight on with a really hard ball) I was already not feeling well that day but decided to get a game of dodgeball in before going home. But with the extra headshot I had a better reason. When I got in the nurses office the other guy who got hit was there too. And he went home. When I told the nurse what happened, I knew she knew it was the same guy who sent two people home in one day. I hope he got in trouble. If that ball that hit me was any harder or hit me any more straight on, it could have broken my nose or something. And let me put this into perspective: he’s kinda short, but thick with muscle. He lifts and is a former football player and wrestler. That versus me, a small, thin girl. And the other guy was pretty burly and just mostly tough but he took him down with a ball

    • @boneappletea1718
      @boneappletea1718 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i’m not reading that but i sure agree

  • @alphawolf4945
    @alphawolf4945 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Giofilms: Doesn't every recipe need flour in it
    Me who can't have gluten: Guess I'll starve

  • @typryor2227
    @typryor2227 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Man: Fails at skateboarding trick.
    Also Man: Tries to break skateboard.
    Skateboard: Doesn’t break.
    Man: Continues trying to break skateboard.
    Skateboard: Still doesn’t break.
    Man: Rides away.
    Skateboard: My time has come.

  • @dalaa363
    @dalaa363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    8:07 ...who is going to tell him that isn't a dollar? You do know there are other currencies right?

    • @quandaledingle6949
      @quandaledingle6949 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Euros are actually worth 10 cents more than dollars. So if it’s three thousand euros, it’d be 3,300 dollars.
      (Pls don’t woosh me his comment doesn’t look like a joke when I read it

  • @Somethingig72
    @Somethingig72 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Congrats on *1M* Gio

  • @blankww
    @blankww 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:01
    Rare footage of Jesus after church

  • @sadlittleoctopus3839
    @sadlittleoctopus3839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    8:57 I can’t even 🤣

  • @zarofina
    @zarofina 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Congrats on 1 million subs 👍🏾

  • @rafaelacardoso7
    @rafaelacardoso7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Me: *see this video*
    Gio: *EAst*