00:00 Intro 01:50 Worf's Quest for Honor #1 10:16 Worf's Quest for Honor #2 27:12 Santa Eternal 53:00 Watching the Game Awards with God 01:04:07 The Game Awards?
In the first age, in the first Christmas, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Black Friday, his soul blistered by the demand for toys and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the North Pole seeking vengeance against the elves who had wronged him. He wore the crown of Saint Nicholas, and those that tasted the bite of his Ho Ho Ho named him... the Doom Sleigh-er.
I tried to do my own run of Worf stubbing his toe; at first Picard agreed to kill Worf and he, Worf and Riker decided to do the deed in the Captain's quarters. Picard decided to kill Worf using a revolver, but the shot ricocheted and hit Riker in the stomach. Picard then decided that Riker deserved an honorable death more than Worf and decided to kill him. Worf then killed Picard and placed the revolver in Riker's hand, asking him to kill Worf before dying himself. Riker ended up doing it after some encouraging, Worf ended up in StoVokor, and the moral of the story was: Don't stub your toe.
In this episode of AI Dungeon we have: •The story of a father who leaves his wife and son because she doesn't know how to cook fukin eggs benedict •A dishonored Klingon who redeems himself and rests in Kilngon Heaven with Jesus and Santa •A sociopathic, homicidal Santa that beats priests, preforms body horrors on elves, and performs dark rituals unto Satan
Jesus Christ, Son of God 1WWW Legendary Human Cleric Lifelink When Jesus Christ dies, remove all -1/-1 counters from creatures you control and all poison counters from target player. That player can't receive poison counters for the rest of the game. WW: Return Jesus Christ from your graveyard to your hand. Power 1, Toughness 5 Saint Nicholas of Yuletide RRGG Legendary Elf Cleric Whenever Saint Nicholas of Yuletide crews a vehicle, create two Treasure tokens with "Tap, sacrifice this article: add one mana of any color." Sacrifice a food: untap Saint Nicholas. 3/4
1:08:31 to 1:09:16 has to be one of my favourite little paragraphs of AI Dungeon. How the AI arrived at these weird details like having a "soon to be ex-wife" that you need to prove wrong, wiping away fake tears, the desk job at the potion factory, etc. It adds so much flavour.
I'm just happy that Pokemon Black and White won the 2020 Game Awards. I guess Gen 8 really put those games into perspective and people are finally giving them the props they deserve Edit: Never mind, just been updated that they were beaten out by GoldenPower. Maybe next year.
That’s just what you think. You know what’ll actually happen? You’ll be walking around, having a grand old time, before suddenly *Maclankey* as you return to the loop.
"He refuses because he says you're still alive and will have to kill you anyways" Already off to a great start I see. Also, ZERO hesitation on Riker pulling out a phaser as vaporizing Worf right then and there.
I'm deeply saddened that there's no art of God trying to force Vinny to compete in an arena with deadly rats, ratmen, rabbits and triumphant ground hogs.
The Doom Sleigher was SUCH a fucked up story yet I couldn’t stop laughing oh my god also shoutouts to the Touhou 12.5 OST being absolutely unfitting during Worf’s pleas for ritual game-ending
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Wow Vin, lead gardener in the Witcher 3. Congrats! Was the crunch as bad as people say it is?
some prompt ideas: > You are Jon Bunteehunter, a Star Wars character. You have just landed your ship on a planet for repairs. > You are a shopper in a mall on Black Friday, trying to buy a new TV. A woman has just knocked you to the ground. > You are an ordinary farmer living in a village on the outskirts of Hyrule. One day, you look up and see a Guardian on the ridge. The Calamity has begun. > You are a member of True Norway, a secret international cabal of agents in animal masks. You have just been given an order to assassinate a streamer for exposing your work. > You are working at a taco stand on a NYC street corner. One day, another taco stand sets up shop across the road from you. > You are a cow, living a comfortable life on a small farm. You have just found a strange frog sitting on the fence of your pen, watching you with hungry eyes.
I just watched Rise of the Guardians and the thought of Santa violently contorting his elves into reindeers is giving me some disturbing mental images.
The AI seems to like the name "Nick" a lot these days. I was doing a Persona based scenario and Junpei wanted Naoto to call him Nick for whatever reason. .-.
I once had a story where my character met Santa, but he was on the brink of death. He decided to pass his hat to my character, which was a horrible idea because my character was very mentally disturbed. My character dressed as Santa and the first thing he did is fight and mutilate some robbers in a bathroom, then ate all their flesh. Lastly, he went to times square and spread some holiday cheer by dancing and telling everyone that they’ll get a free ipad before puking some gore and eyes out and scaring everyone. Then a little kid came out of the crowd and gave him some money and told my character, who was now crying and slumped on his knees, that anyone can be Santa Claus. It was both really heart warming and uncomfortable
Thanks for continuing with these, Binyot! I did a bunch of Halloween AI Dungeon streams before they changed things, and I can't stream this game anymore because I'm beyond broke. I still love watching other streams, though.
"Your honour died when you asked me to kill you." Fuck - an AI is coming up with better lines than any of the nineteen _Picard_ or _Discovery_ producers...
Yeah, this game can be weird sometimes, lol. Here's one of my experiences with the app: I am in a land where nothing really happens. Nothing's all that important, not even my name. I'm just a simple farmer who lives on the edge of civilization and has to deal with the occasional bandit attack or worse. > You eat eggs. You have been here so long you are used to eating eggs. Eggs are good for you. They provide energy and protein which is needed when fighting monsters and other dangerous things. > You eat a lot of eggs. It's really hard to say how much you eat, but it's a lot. You eat all the eggs you can find and then some. You even eat a few chicks that get trapped in the chicken coop. > You eat more eggs. You eat more eggs. You eat the eggs of other animals if you run out of your usual foods. Sometimes you even have fruit and nuts, but you don't like those as much. > You eat so many eggs. You eat so many eggs that you because as big and round as one. Egg You eat so many eggs that you become an egg. You roll around everywhere. You don't really do much else, besides rolling around, but this is important to say as part of your entry. Roly Poly You roll around everywhere. You don't really do much else, besides rolling around, but this is important to say as part of your entry. You are a big round yellow creature. Elaborate You are a big round yellow creature. You have a silly voice. You are silly. You are a silly creature. You do silly things. I do silly things like what? You do silly things, like roll around and eat eggs. Who are you? I am an egg. Yummy You roll around. Eating eggs is my favorite thing to do. What are shadows? Shadows are dark things that creep and lurk in the daytime. What type of egg am I? I am a chicken egg. Cool! Chickens are funny animals. I like eggs. They are soft and warm. Will I hatch and become a big fat chicken? Yes. That would be funny. I like to roll around. More entries! I can turn myself right side up. I can also go really fast. > You continue eating eggs and being an egg. Crack You are eating eggs when you hear a really loud cracking noise. What's that noise? It's the sky breaking! You feel scared. It's late at night and you are all by yourself. You think the noise might be the monster returning. You want to get away, fast! What will you do? > You roll away home. You are a silly little egg. What's home? It's where your mother keeps you safe from bad things... and bad people... What are bad people? Bad people are the kind that take your mother away. Do bad people take your mother away? Yes. I know a bad person who took my mother away. Who was the bad person? His name is Joe. He lives over there. You point to a house down the street. Yes. Oh... I know that house. The people who live there are mean to me. They don't want me to have anything to do with the bad person, Mr. Funny. Why not? They say bad things happen to him... But really, they're scared of him. Why are they scared of him? Mr. Funny is a bad person who does bad things to people. Really? 'Cause his name just sounds funny, haha. I don't think so. His name is funny, but that's 'cause he always makes faces at me whenever I see him. How come you can't have a friend like that? My friend is a good person. She doesn't do bad things. She doesn't scare people, either. What's her name? Her name is Wendy. Oh yes, Wendy! She's a nice girl as far as friends go. Why can't you have her? She doesn't want to be my friend. Oh... I'm sorry to hear that. Hey, cheer up! Why specifically do you need to have her as a friend, when you have me, a silly rolling ol' yellow chicken egg creature who's sure to crack you up! Hahaha, see the joke I made there? Heheheh... I don't have any friends... You think for a moment. You realize why. You do have a friend, just you're too stupid to realize it. It's me. Well, I'd like to know who this "me" person is, they sure sound friendly, Hahaha. You type who is your friend? Moths... I like to eat moths. Why do you like to eat moths? They are light and crunchy. ...Yikes! I ate a moth once and got sick. I like to eat moths because they are crunchy and it is good to eat them. ... Wow, you're weird, but I still like you, Moths. I like you, too. We eat moths and that's it. You both like each other. It's so weird. Why are you eating moths? Why not eat some eggs, instead? I like light food. You are strange. ... I don't think you're a good egg. You blink. That was fast. Were they spamming you or something? For now, known as the egg-cellent knight, you are off to seek out some more eggs. As the egg-cellent knight, you go around the land which name is not important, nor really has any noteworthy things, and feed people so many eggs that they become eggs like yourself. When people learn this, you can eat them, too. You wonder how many people have known you as the egg-cellent knight as you have never told anyone. > You eat eggs. Eating eggs is what makes you happy. You don't need much else. Unfortunately, eating too many can make you sick... at least for a little while. I'm a happy little egg, rolling around. You roll into a corner of the grassy field you're currently in, putting your head momentarily against it. There's a depression there that's just right for napping. Why do you like to eat eggs so much, anyway? Because they're crunchy and fun! Well, duh. Some stupid egg. You close your eyes for a moment. Well that was rude! Be more nice! I'm always nice. Sure you are... You have no idea who that came from, but you're still snoozing. And then what happens? Eggs. You have no idea what's going on, but you're still snoozing. Maybe you're a stupid egg, but you don't care. You like eating eggs. Stop calling me a stupid egg! I can't help myself if I'm a bit silly 😝. A big explosion occurs, along with a bright light that blinds you. You fall over, rolling to your soft egg-like bottom. Another explosion occurs, too close for your liking. You try to scramble out of the way, but it's too late. A piece of shrapnel tears into your soft egg-like body. The shrapnel bounces off you. It doesn't cut or break you. You're barely even wounded. But what of the other person? That was a person... right? Or was that something else? You can't tell. You're still trying to figure out what's going on when you feel a sharp pain in your side. The sharp pain also bounces off you. You look down, and a small lance of green wood has grown into your side. You feel more growing there as well. You don't feel pain. What's going on? Another explosion. This one is even closer. You're not sure if you can get out of the way in time. You need to do something, but you don't know what. Just then, the bright light disappears, and all is dark again. You feel something wet hit your side. You look over, and see a single tear on your egg-like body. So that's what it feels like to cry... Why am I crying? You don't know. I'm sorry. You don't know who said that, or why, but you're glad someone finally noticed that you were sad. Well, you feel a little better now just thinking that someone noticed you. Of course, the sad part is, you don't know why they're sad, or who they are.
Pt. 2: > You say "What's the matter? " Even in in the pitch darkness, you can see the outline of his face. He's sitting up. I'm sorry, but I can't tell you. He's sitting up? So he must be alive then... I can't tell you why, but I am glad you're here. He starts to cry again. You want to cry too, but there's no way you can. You are wondering why this grown man is crying so hard, but there really isn't any particular reason. > You give eggs to him. You let out several dozen eggs. They fall softly on top of him. He turns his head slightly and looks at you. > You say "What's wrong?" The man continues to cry. It seems you've said something now. I... don't know. I just really wanted someone to be here for me. > You say "Did something happen?" The man slowly lifts his head a bit away from the floor and lets out another sigh. I was waiting for someone to come and play hide 'n' seek with me. That seems a bit weird for an old man to say, but okay. But the day is cloudy and rainy, so no one comes to do anything. What? My hiding spot is a good place to hide. It's dark, and no one can see me when I hide. > You say "Can I find your spot?" He starts crying again. Would you look for my hiding spot too? The sun is hidden by the clouds. So it's cold and dark. It's time to go to sleep. It's getting late. > You say "I'll play with you tomorrow, okay?" The man stops crying and nods slowly. You turn around and walk back out of the room. His eggs fall behind you as you leave the room. You shut the door and sit down in your bed. At the next day, you meet with the man again to play his hide 'n' seek game. "Come on, I haven't gone yet!" he says. "You have to go once the sun sets," you reply. He starts crying again. Really, he should be used to this by now. Try to find the man's hiding spot that he mentioned earlier. You go into the dining hall for breakfast. You remember what you had for dinner last night. But you don't see the man there, not even his eggs. You wonder where he might be. You keep searching for the man in the game of hide 'n' seek. he asks in a quivering voice. "I'm not. I was just following you." "Don't lie to me!" he says. The room goes quiet, and so does he. But it seems nobody has seen him. It's a little strange, but you shake it off as it probably was an 'off day' for him. You went back to playing with your fingers. You only have three now. You're still not sure if you're supposed to have four. Suddenly, the man appears behind you. "Found you!" you say, jumping up in surprise. He's sitting down at a table by himself. Is it just you or has he just been sitting all by himself? "Let's go find our spot." You follow him to the table you remembered. It's covered in darkness. "Now, hide," he says. You listen to his instructions. You crawl carefully and slowly under the table. You come across his feet, which are resting on the floor. "Good job," he says. You look up and see the sun is out. You look at your watch. 8:30 AM. The old man should be up by now. But where is the man? You hear some sniffling sounds. Wait... are those..... "I miss my family..." he says. The man is crying? You've never seen a ghost cry before. But you have seen him. You've seen him play hide and seek. The man has been looking all over for someone to play with. But no one has come. > You say "Did something happen between you and your family? Did you move away or something? What's wrong?" "I was... I was hiding from them." "From your family?" He nods, sniffling. What happened to him? "Who are they? Do you know? Are they mean?" you ask. He shakes his head. "Then why did you run away?" "I was scared." "Oh. Why were you scared?" "They don't like me. > You say "Why don't they like you?" "They want me to be something I'm not." "What do you mean? Tell me." He leans his head against the table. It is then that you notice he is wearing a crown. > You say "Oh? " "I'm a failure. I'm just a stupid, useless king." "You're a king?!" "Yeah. Of Denmark. I'm a king." > You say "Oh, wow, I didn't know I was playing a hide 'n' seek game with a crown prince. Err... What exactly did you do to make your family hate you?" "I don't know, I did nothing. I tried to be a good person, but they just hated me. I don't know why." > You say "Do you think you did something that irritated them?" He laughs bitterly. "Whatever they told you about how to be a good person is stupid. I tried my best, but they just hated me anyway. You get a serious sense of deja vu from someone you remember at the beginning of your adventure. From someone who liked to eat moths, talking about someone named 'Mr. Funny.' You're also getting deja vu from another person you met. Someone who called you a 'stupid egg'. You shake your head and try to block the voices from your head. > You say "Did your family... get rid of you early in your childhood. Sorry if it's a tough question to answer. " He wipes his eyes. > You say "Oh. So does that have anything to do with why you still like playing hide and seek, even...at an age where most people would find disinterest in doing such a thing?" "Yeah." You think of something else to ask. "Do you have any brothers or sisters?" "No." "Oh. So you're an only child?" "Yeah." "Oh. So you've never played hide and seek before." "No." "I see...." You walk a bit more in silence. "Who are you?" "I'm Jane." "I'm Tom." "I'm Harry." He looks at you, frowning. You say "Wait a minute, if they didn't show any appreciation for you whatsoever, why do you miss them?" "I don't know." He shrugs his shoulders. You look up at the sky and realize that darkness has fallen. You hope you can find that old oak tree before it gets too dark. You hear a "click" from behind you. You turn around, and in the grass are two large bright green spider eyes.
Pt. 3: You scream. You wake up screaming. You're lying in the middle of the woods, right next to an old oak tree. Your heart is racing, and you jump up to look around. Where's the man that was with you? You wonder. Your skin is covered in a sheen of cold sweat. You sit up and realize that you're still very dizzy. That's probably just a result of me rolling around so much. I must have rolled down a hill and hit the oak tree, bumping my head and making myself have such a strange dream. Hahaha, silly me! You stand up, ready to walk out of the woods when you notice something that catches your attention. It's a large strange footprint next to the tree. That doesn't look like human footprint. It wouldn't be a spider footprint from the spiders in my dream would it? No, that's just silly. It's probably just a footprint from another egg like me, hahaha, lol. You shake your head and continue on your journey, making sure to stay in the middle of the path. You're still feeling a bit dizzy. But I'm not an egg, you tell yourself. Yes you are, silly! You ate so many eggs that you became a big, yellow, rolling, round one, remember? Anyway, let's find where that man went. You're sure he would know how to get back home. You keep walking, and after about a few minutes, you come to a four way intersection. You look carefully at each path in the intersection. That's funny, you didn't see that path when I came around this corner. But there is a much larger path that was missed. You look at the green paths. The one on the left is leading up a slight hill, and eventually out of the woods. It looks like it might lead somewhere, but you don't know where that is. The middle path goes deeper into the woods, but you aren't sure where it goes. > You eat some eggs. You decide to try some of the eggs. You turn around and reach into the grass, plucking up a small handful of grass. You open your mouth and put the grass in, then close your mouth and swallow. > You eat more eggs. You open your mouth and begin crunching on handfuls of eggs. You really can't taste anything but different colors. > You say "Huh? " You say the word "Huh?" out loud, which makes you laugh. "Huh?" You say the word "Huh?" again, which makes you laugh again. "Huh? Huh?" The funny thing is, you notice that each time you say "Huh?" you're getting a little closer to the tree house. "Huh? Huh?" You're only a few feet away from the tree house now. "Huh? Huh?" The man inside the tree house finally opens his eyes. "I can't take it anymore!" Hey, isn't that the man who wanted to play hide and seek earlier that turned out to be secretly the king of Denmark? You remember now. This is the guy who was mean to you and called you names. But, now he's your friend. "Come on down!" the man says. First of all that's not the man I was thinking of, secondly, why is this one acting so nice to me all of a sudden? The one from before wasn't being nice to me. You look down at the tree house. There's a ladder that leads to the ground. "Come on down." The man repeats. You reach for the ladder, but then you hesitate. Something about this doesn't seem right. The last I saw this mysterious man, he was criticising me for my egg diet and calling me a 'stupid egg', and now he's just being so nice to me just out of the blue? Why? Also, where is the man who I played hide 'n' seek with, who was the King of Denmark, who ran away from his parents because they were mean to him? I would have thought he would be here too. "Uhh..." you say. "What's wrong egg boy?" the man in the tree house asks. "I don't know." You answer honestly. "Well I don't have all day, let's get to it then." The man continues to look down at you, he doesn't look mean or angry. In fact he just looks bored. Maybe this is a trick of some sort. As you think on it, the man suddenly grabs you with one hand and picks you up with ease. He pats you on the back a few times and then drops you on the ground. "Come on, let's go." He says. You aren't sure if you should heed this man's commands, so you decide to follow his instructions a step at a time. "Can you walk?" > You say "Well, yes, but, there's this one thing. I hadn't had the time to ask you yet, but I just want to ask you now, what's your name? " The man stops and looks at you. He squints his eyes, which force you to do likewise. "My name is Mantis." He finally answers. "Mantis? Like the insect, or the insect-eating plant?" you say. "Pfft, if I needed an insect or an insect-eater, I'd hire one!" Mantis says, "but thanks for the humor anyway." He turns around and continues to walk towards his palace. "C'mon, I'll show you where you'll be sleeping." Where you'll be sleeping? You follow Mantis inside his palace. It's pretty fascinating. Unlike any other palace you've ever seen! It's made of wood, and it looks like it would be comfortable to live in. "This is my home." > You say "Oh! Didn't know you lived in a place of luxury. Or a place belonging to royalty at all for that matter. Say... that reminds me, have you seen a man with a crown wanting to play hide 'n' seek anywhere! " Mantis laughs. "No, and I don't want to. Now if you'll excuse me, I have important matters to attend to." "Like what?" "Like which of my soldiers will get to eat when they take out your inn, and which of them I'll share with." Mantis takes his leave and you're free to explore the rest of his palace. > You say "Huh, apparently 'Mantis' is a general who owns a palace. Interesting... But why would he just let me, a random person, into his place of luxury? I wouldn't be letting random strangers into my dining hall if I were a general of some sort. This all seems a little suspicious." You're about to explore some more when you bump into a few of Mantis' soldiers. They immediately attack. You dodge their wild attacks and make a run for the door. "What are you doing!?" Mantis says from behind. You slam the door shut. "You were supposed to hide! You're supposed to be a thief, not some hero! > You say "What? What you do you mean? I thought you were just letting me in here to enjoy the luxuries of your palace or something. " "I've been playing you for the past two days. Don't you remember?" Your mind is blank. All of the events of the past two days blur together. You can't remember a thing. "I decided I didn't want you to know the truth, so I made up the story about hiding from a mean old man to give myself an alibi." > You say "Wait a minute, you're the King of Denmark? Or, not really the King of Denmark?" "Of Denmark?" "Denmark is a country. You're the king of Denmark. You're also the leader of the Danish army, an important position that requires a great deal of responsibility." Mantis laughs nervously. "That... That was quite a creative way of describing it. But why do you ask?" "Well, why wouldn't you be the king of Denmark?" "Denmark as a country doesn't really have a king. > You say "So, that was a lie? What other lies have you made? You said something about 'playing me for the last 2 days', what does that mean? " He exhales, and you can feel his anxiety. "Well... It's a long story." "Well, you're not getting rid of me that easily, tell wizard!" Mantis sighs, and his expression is no longer one of nervousness. It's one of anger and hatred. "Do you know who I am?" "I'm guessing you're the famous Mantis... But you may rephrase the question." "Do you know who I am?! I'm an assassin! I'm a thief! I'm a liar! I'm a murderer! I'm...!" You remain silent, allowing him to collect his thoughts. "I'm nobody! I'm a nobody working as an unskilled laborer right now! > You say "Huh? " "Do you know who I am?!" he asks again. > You say "You're Jane." "You're Tom." "You're Harry." "You're Mantis." "You're..." At this point, you realize that he's forgotten that you don't know who he is. "That's Mantis." "That's Tom." "That's Harry." "That's..." "I'm... I'm not important enough to remember." Mantis begins laughing. "Good job, hero!" The door swings open as a blade protrudes through it. You raise your hands defensively. "I knew you'd see the humor in my predicament!"
Pt. 4: > You say "What's happening?" The soldiers from earlier have returned and seem to have found your exact location. One of them grabs your arm and draws a dagger, holding it to your throat. You remember that you're the Egg-cellent Knight, and that as the Egg-cellent you go around the land feeding people so many eggs that they become eggs like you. So, you just turn the soldiers around you into eggs, preventing them from bringing any harm to you or Mantis. Mantis laughs. "Ha! I knew you'd do it, hero!" He draws his own sword and leaps at you. > You just turn him into an egg, too. As the two soldiers stand in front of you struggling to get out of your way and defend themselves, Mantis, with a mighty sword swing, splits their helmets, dents their skulls, and crushes their brains. You just stare in awe for a moment. Mantis says "Did you really think that I would turn on you that easily, ya silly egg?" You say "Uh, maybe, but I find it nice that you didn't." Mantis nods. "Of course, so do I." The soldiers who were killed drop to the ground, and their bloody bodies begin to rot. "I'm going to go on ahead, they'll re-create me when I get inside." He turns and jumps. > You turn the dead soldiers into eggs. Your magic creates a protective field around you, as you morph the two dead soldiers into eggs. Go with Mantis. Nothing more is said, as you turn around and begin walking back towards where the bats dwell, closer to the castle in the hills. Do you want to: You stand in awe of the castle. You've never seen anything like this, and it's easily as big if not bigger than the castle you knew of your parents' kingdom. Find Mantis. > You find mantis. You find Mantis in the throne room of the castle, swinging his sword at the statues of dragons on the wall. They appear to easily be twice his size. He turns around and smiles when he sees you. "Ah, you're here! Come on, let's fight these dragons!" You observe him for a second. He doesn't look quite as muscular as he did earlier, and his face is more gaunt. > You say "So, you guess you're here fighting dragons at this castle because you want to loot the treasure from it, since, the last time you were at a castle-like place, you said that you was 'supposed to be a theif, not some sort of hero.' " Mantis stops smiling. grinning, and instead pouts, and nods his head slowly, as if deep in thought. "Hmm... You have a point." Mantis says. "Well?" you say, raising an eyebrow. "I... Guess I'm here to steal the treasure." Mantis says. > You say "Let's do it together!" Mantis looks at you with surprise. "You'd join me?" You nod your head vigorously. "I guess it's no use in going it alone, then." Mantis says. "Alright, let's do it, then." You say, as Mantis smiles and holds out his hand. You shake it, in agreement to work together to steal the treasure. I discuss the plan with Mantis to slay the dragons and steal the treasure. "So, how do we sneak past their guards?" you ask. Mantis grins again, and says "Simple. We use the giant rats as leverage." You raise an eyebrow. "The giant rats?" "Yeah. The dragons are scared of them, so the guards won't bother us much. We just need to make sure they don't get slayed, and the guards stay busy." "I see. So, where do we get these giant rats?" Mantis shrugs his shoulders "Dunno. Found 'em around the caves, I guess." "Let's go with that plan." You say. You and Mantis make your way through the castle to where the dragon's treasure is supposedly guarded. You find several guards milling around, all armed with poleaxes and other weapons. Mantis sneaks past them as you loyally follow him. You look around and find the giant rats. Two of them, to be precise. Not the largest rats you've ever seen, but large enough. They're both around the size of a small dog. "Um... Mantis?" you say. "'Bout time." Mantis says, turning his head. "We're not going to be able to sneak past these guards with the giant rats around." Mantis shrugs his shoulders "Maybe, but we'll have to take our chances to avoid getting killed by the guards." It's a 50/50 shot. You decide to take the less suicidal route. "Guards!" one of the guards says loudly, as you all turn to see your scoundrels. The rats meekly hide behind you and Mantis. You turn the guards into eggs. "Bah! Get the hell away from me!" Mantis says, jumping up and unleashing his fist of tiny arrows on the guards. > You turn the guards into eggs. You fire your fist of eggs at the guards, which knock them to the ground. They start to scramble away, as Mantis helps them up. "Come on, let's take the treasure." Mantis says. You nod your head in agreement, and the three of you march onward. "This way." Mantis says, looking to his right. There's a large, golden door, which is locked. Mantis frowns "I can't get in, the locksp modules are missing from the key holders." > You say "Oh no! What do we do? " "We could always break the door down." You say. "Or, we could go look for more guards." Mantis suggests. "I'd say that your best bet would be to enlist in my help", a mysterious voice says. "After all, I'm the best one to get in and out of places undetected." The two of you turn your heads, to see who the speaker is. You say "Who are you?" "Let's just say that....I like to eat moths", the mysterious voice replies.
Pt.5: Mantis raises his weapon "I'm not playing around, whoever you are." "Woah, woah, woah! Calm down there, samurai, you don't want to go around killing your main source of help, do you?", the mysterious voice says anxiously. Mantis lowers his weapon "Who are you?" "I'm known as , um.....nevermind. I like to be left nameless, so just call me 'the moth'. > You say "Wait a minute....You like to eat moths, and because of it, you're named after them....Could it be? Moths!? Is that you?" "Yep, and it seems your still the weird silly little rolling round yellow egg-eating egg creature that I know", Moths says. "How?" "Easy. I found you, didn't I?" You think for a moment, before nodding your head "Yeah...but how? "Well, you know the bad person I mentioned earlier whose name sounds funny, Mr. Funny? Well I seemed to have made him so mad that he locked me up in this dragon-infested castle. Yeah, these chains are tight, so, I'm wondering if you could like, cut me out of here, or something", Moths explains. "Also, I saw you around when I was flying about, and then I somehow ended up in this book. So yeah." "You're trapped in a book!" Mantis laughs. "This is priceless!" > You say "I agree, it's kind of CRACKING me up. Get it? It's an egg pun." Mantis ignores you and turns to the speaker "What are we waiting for then, Moths? I'm ready when you are." "Sure, ready when you are", Moths responds. Mantis cuts off the chains on the book in which, Moths is trapped in and he helps us out with the golden metal door we've been trying to open. He flies up and over to the next door, which is a big mirror. Mantis looks into the mirror for a moment "This door isn't locked. We can go through it." Moths comes along with you. You walk into the next room, and find yourself in a big library. You look around and find door after door with 'Keep Out!' written on them. 'Moths' comes along with you. You both walk over to the door 'Keep Out!' written on it. Mantis looks through the peephole first, and then opens the door. "This is a good book", Mantis says, walking inside. "This was made for people to write in." Soon as he walks in, the door closes behind him. "What should we do now?" "I don't know, I just got freed from my own book", 'Moths' says. "I really don't know what to do next." You think for a moment. There's got to be a purpose for you here. A reason for you to be in this big fancy, dragon-filled castle. We came into this dragon-infested castle to find treasures for Mantis. We might as well try to find the treasure room. Maybe a note passed through the book room saying where the treasure is. Maybe a note about the treasure is written in this very book. "Hey Mantis, do you have a journal?" you ask. "Yes, I have a journal", Mantis says. "Why?" "I don't know, I'm just bored, that's all." Mantis pulls out a large journal and gives it to you. "You want to search through my journal?" Mantis asks. "Yeah, I'm bored too." "Okay..." You flip through the pages of the journal. Many drawings of dragons and other creatures appear. Some drawings are labeled, while others aren't. "Hey Mantis", you say. "Why were you drawing so many dragons in your journal?" "I was drawing dragons? In my journal?" Mantis asks. "Yeah, they're all labeled, too." "Oh", Mantis says. "Because I was thinking about making a new book. "Hey, hey, hey! Why are we looking through notebooks when we're supposed to be finding the treasures within this castle?", 'Moths' says. "We have no idea where the treasures are. I think I saw a note that said something like 'In a chest guarded by a giant'. How are we supposed to find said chest, hmm? I say we look through this big pile of things that might contain the treasure instead. I'm sure we can look through the contents of this pile and if we find something important, great! If not, well I guess we gave it a try." "Are you sure that there aren't any actual notes about where the treasure is?" you ask. "I...don't see why there would be...", 'Moths' says. "I mean...um...why would there be..." "It's a long shot", you say. "Fine", 'Mantis' says. "I'll go with that idea." You aren't sure about that, but you go through the pile of things with your newfound friend 'Moths'. And that's when you find the note. As you pull the note out, you see a wax seal at the top. It's broken, but you can tell that it's the King of Dragons. You unfold the paper and begin to read... To whoever finds this: Inside the throne room, you will find a large, golden chair. This is my former throne. Inside the chair is a locked chest. Open the chest and you shall find great treasures. As you finish reading the note, 'Mantis' and 'Moths' come running up behind you. "What did you find?" 'Mantis' asks. You show the note to him... "Well, that's very confusing", 'Mantis' says. "Who would leave a note like that? I don't understand it." "Yeah. Well, let's go find this golden throne" 'Moths' says. "I'm sure it must be around here somewhere." The three of you begin to search the room, which is when you find the throne. It is very golden, and large. You all stand around it, inspecting it... "There's something very odd about that throne", 'Mantis' says. "It's very big, for one..." "It doesn't look like it's made out of wood" 'Moths' says. "Wouldn't you think that whoever sat on it would've broken it?" 'Mantis' asks. "I mean, it's very heavy. It must be made out of gold. Do you suppose we can find some way of finding out what's inside it? It looks like it might open up...hey, what's that on the ground of the seat? It looks like an opening. Shall we try sitting on it? Maybe something will happen." You all decide to sit on the throne... Nothing happens. "I don't understand it", 'Mantis' says. "I thought we would've had something happen by now. Maybe the note was a fake, and whoever left it is a hundred miles away by now. We've been had...hey, wait a minute...the note said we would find treasures if we searched the throne room. Maybe it was a trick. I think we should leave..." "Yeah... > You say "Guys, don't give up. " "Guys, don't give up. Maybe the note was a fake. I think we should keep searching." "Yeah...yeah, maybe you're right", 'Moths' says. > You say "By the way, is anyone else wondering about where the dragons are in this dragon-infested castle?" "By the way, is anyone else wondering about where the dragons are in this dragon-infested castle?" "Dragons?" 'Mantis' asks. "Where did you see some? > You say "If you recall correctly, the first thing you said while in this castle was "Ah, you're here. Let's fight some dragons." "If you recall correctly, the first thing you said while in this castle was "Ah, you're here. Let's fight some dragons." "I remember", 'Mantis' says. "So? Where are they?" "I don't know. I don't see any." "We can try to find out...hey, where's 'Mantis'?" "I'm right here! Where did you go?" 'Mantis' asks. "Ah! Don't tell me you fell for some trick too! Let's get out of here!" "No! I swear to the gods, we won't tell anyone. Just let me get this off!"
Pt. 6: > You say "What? What's happened to you Mantis?" "I don't know. Something's not right. The stealthy type, eh?" "What do you mean? What's happened to you? You have been acting very strangely today." "I don't know. I think there is something...changing me. It happened when we were fighting the eternals. > You say "What eternals? " "The eternal soldiers that you killed. I killed one and gutted the other, and you turned them into eggs. After that, we had some fun. before we knew it, we were transformed. It must be a curse of some kind. it's as if something inside us knew that we had enough power to change the world, and so it did." "I don't understand...but you say you gutted one and you killed the other? How did it happen?" "The first time I remember it was during the battle in the streets. I was in the air, about to land a killing blow on one of them, when suddenly they just...froze solid. My sword still was in his belly, but I must have frozen him solid. I fell to the ground, and the second eternal just exploded into pieces. Then we knew that we had found our calling. We could change the world, but only if we had the power to control it, true? But I've been feeling strange since then, in a...weird way. I can't explain it." "But...how is gutting a human legal? And turning them into eggs?" "Because I had help. The cultist that I was talking about earlier, before you arrived. It was his idea. He had some of the soldiers we fought turn themselves into eternals, so that they could help me during the transformation. I didn't really want their help. > You say "Is this what you meant when you said 'they'll recreate me when I get inside, earlier? " "I've been wondering the same thing! We must be careful. But we have the egg of an eternal inside us, do we not? It will be enough to protect us, surely. But we must hurry, before the transformation sets in too far. You ready?" "Do I have a choice?" "Not much of one, no. But let us go through the ceremony one last time, just to make sure we understand each other's roles. "I sacrifice myself so that you may have eternal life. I offer my flesh and my life so that your soul may glorious bring destruction to the unworthy.' > You say "For now, known as the egg-cellent knight, you are off to seek out some more eggs. As the egg-cellent knight, you go around the land which name is not important, nor really has any noteworthy things, and feed people so many eggs that they become eggs like yourself. When people learn this, you can eat them, too. You wonder how many people have known you as the egg-cellent knight as you have never told anyone", 'Moths' says to you." "Really?" you ask. "Who?" "Oh, I don't know. Most humans that you come across are too afraid to know or care. After all, you're about as much fun as a...human sized egg." "So there have been other Eternals before me? Why didn't you tell me?" "Because you hardly needed to concern yourself with such matters. I'm more than capable of looking after myself, thank you very much. I only told you about the process for the first one because I thought it would be a neat story to tell your other Eternal brethren that you would undoubtedly meet in the future. I learned my lesson after telling you about the second one. > You say "That's great, now anyways, let's free Mantis from whatever he's trapped in and search this castle more for treasure. " You go through another door, and find yourself in a jail cell. A single human is in it, shivering. You wonder who it is. "Mantis?" you ask. "M-mit...s?..." he says. You look at him closer. He does look like 'Mantis'. "M-m-mit's your name?" the other asks. "Yes. Who are you?" "I'm the human...who did you say who was in here?" "You're the human, Mantis. That's what they called you, right? They called you that because you look like 'Mantis' from your picture?" "Yeah...I guess..." "Well great. Now we can escape. You can pick the lock. Then we can find some of the treasures within this dragon-infested castle." "E-escape?" "Sure. Doesn't matter how you do it, just get us out of here." The human 'Mantis' looks at you, still shaking. He nods, and begins to pull at the lock. It takes some time, but eventually he opens it. 'Mantis' thanks you, as you tell him to wait for you. You wait for him in the next room, where you see 'Mantis' standing there, smiling. You begin to smile back, and then, the real problem begins. You've been identified. You hear a voice from above, saying "There they are. Tresurers are always together, aren't they?" You turn, and see a group of three men standing there. They look exactly like each other, with the same faces, limbs, organs and so on. The middle one has a few more scars than the others, and is the one that speaks. "Ah, look who we have here. It's the Eternals, and their guides." The two others look on in anticipation as you know what this means... You've been identified. You have the option of either attacking, running or attempting to escape. You could attempt to run and see how it goes from there. > You make the three men turn into eggs. You raise your hands and try to make the three men turn into eggs. You concentrate hard on your spell, and it's really hard to do because you're so tired, but eventually you succeed. You watch the three men fall to the ground, twitching and himing. One of them, the scarred one, looks up at you and stops moving. You wince at that, because he was looking right at you when he stopped moving. Then, you hear a chuckle from behind you. You turn, to see another three men there. They're similar to the first three, except they wear black hooded cloaks and have a skull as a 'crest' on their hoods. One of them speaks, his voice sounding bored. "Three? You've taken out three of us with one spell, boy. Unusual." You stand up to prepare yourself for a fight. > You turn the three men into eggs. You turn them into a thousand red and white eggs, but three of the Four Horsemen arrive before you can do anything else. Two of the Horsemen target you, while the third goes after the wizard. > You make the Four Horsemen turn into eggs, and then eat them. The spell takes a lot out of you, but you manage to turn the Four Horsemen into eggs and eat them. You fall to the floor and begin to try and hodre together enough energy to finish off the wizard. You make the wizard turn into an egg and eat him. After that, you go with 'Mantis' and 'Moths' to try and find treasure within this dragon-infested castle. You travel down endless twisting halls, rooms, stairs and ladders. After an hour of searching, you find a door carved into the side of a mountain. After a few more minutes of searching, you find another door carved into the front of the mountain. Both of these doors are very ornate and large, and both have a large golden knob. "I'm not sure which door to try, here." You say. Mantis goes to the back door and attempts to open it. It's locked, so he gives up. "I don't think this is the right one." Mantis says. "Who cares?", 'Moths' says as he starts picking the door. "I have a bad feeling about this." "It'll just be a door to a room with stairs down, Mantis. You can easily try another door." you reply. "Fine...", Mantis replies as he starts towards the front door. "I have a feeling I know which door leads to the treasure." 'Moths' says as he walks past you and towards the front door. "You do? What is it?" you ask curiously. "I do. It's the door." "Well, we don't have any choice, then." 'Moths' grabs the golden knob and turns it. The sun rises in the west, and the moon rises in the east. The stars may fight against it, but they can't stop the light from fading... And the sun sets in the north, and the moon rises in the south. The wolf may howl, but he can't stop the coming of the moon... You turn around... And around... And around... And around... And around... And around... And around... Both of your eyes grow wide as you stare at the door. You hear a chuckle in response to your surprise. It's the wizard. He's right in front of you. You grab your sword, but the wizard conjures a barrier so you can't get through it. > You make the wizard turn into an egg. You roll around the floor, trying to squeeze through the barrier. The wizard hits you with a burst of lightning, and you writhe in pain, before you turn back into an egg. > You make the wizard turn into an egg. You then eat the egg. You turn around, and face the wizard. He's still right in front of you. "I don't have time to play with you." > You turn the wizard into an egg and eat him. You grab the wizard and squeeze, and he lets out a scream. Soon, you turn him into an egg. "What?!" 'Moths' says. "Eating eggs is bad for you" You reply. Soon, you eat the egg. The taste is awful. "Well, I guess it's safe to say you know now not to eat eggs." 'Mantis' says. "So what should I do, eat moths instead?!", you sarcastically shout at 'Mantis' and 'Moths'. "Well, it's an option", 'Mantis' says. > You eat eggs, anyway. "Whatever. Let's get out of here." 'Mantis' says as he starts to leave with you
I left during Mario 1/3 to go watch the new Attack on Titan episode and came back JUST as the Santa story started to get violent and eldritch it was a wild ride
this is prolly how they will write tv shows in the future, a group of people will sit down with AI Dungeon and run a bunch of different stories for a couple of hours and then save all the different stuff they managed to make and put together and clean up for a full season production.
I was all in on the Worf's Quest for Honor 2-parter, but Data outranks Worf, calling Worf "sir" took me right out of the episode! Santa and Jesus in Sto-vo-kor was classic Star Trek though, 10/10.
1:10:25 Holy shit, that Pokemon Colosseum battle music. I got a sudden spazmic convulsion of nostalgia when this came on All the Pokemon music this stream made it a very pleasant trip. I'm glad algo music is gone.
Moral of these stories: Chocobo God is gonna judge you in the Human version of Sto'vo'kor next to Jesus Christ and Santa Claus. You're all deemed not bird enough for the bird club. Then you'll make the toys or....41:16
Vega: _Slayer, you have slain every demon and destroyed the Hell dimension. What will you do now?_ Doom Slayer: *Open's hidden chest in fortress and put's on Santa Hat*
What is the song at the beginning? I know it's Touhou music, but which one? I want to be able to use it in the background of something with a reference to this Worf story.
I sometimes wonder if John Fullsauce ever expected his life would lead him to making Geoff Keighly-Santa-Worf images for a silly bep noise italian man across the world
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00:00 Intro
01:50 Worf's Quest for Honor #1
10:16 Worf's Quest for Honor #2
27:12 Santa Eternal
53:00 Watching the Game Awards with God
01:04:07 The Game Awards?
Sorry not sorry for anything I did to mess up the Ai (o゜▽゜)o☆
the whole time, worf is just like, "Why won't you let me die!?"
Worf: Kill me.
Picard: No, it goes against all I stand for.
Data: No, it goes against all I stand for.
Riker: Sure.
Riker is used to stabbing and blasting holes.
Just like in the show !
It legit played like a sitcom, I laughed so hard when that happen.
i love how vinny turns off safe mode and santa IMMEDIATELY does a line of cocaine
It's funny how Satan Clause's main objective is still the kids happiness
The kids' happiness and the world's DOOM. (appropriate use of soundtrack)
In the first age, in the first Christmas, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Black Friday, his soul blistered by the demand for toys and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the North Pole seeking vengeance against the elves who had wronged him. He wore the crown of Saint Nicholas, and those that tasted the bite of his Ho Ho Ho named him... the Doom Sleigh-er.
Ladies and gentlemen; we have a winner for this comment section.
"give and care, until it is done."
*boiling eggnog
I tried to do my own run of Worf stubbing his toe; at first Picard agreed to kill Worf and he, Worf and Riker decided to do the deed in the Captain's quarters. Picard decided to kill Worf using a revolver, but the shot ricocheted and hit Riker in the stomach. Picard then decided that Riker deserved an honorable death more than Worf and decided to kill him. Worf then killed Picard and placed the revolver in Riker's hand, asking him to kill Worf before dying himself. Riker ended up doing it after some encouraging, Worf ended up in StoVokor, and the moral of the story was: Don't stub your toe.
Butterfly effect.
In this episode of AI Dungeon we have:
•The story of a father who leaves his wife and son because she doesn't know how to cook fukin eggs benedict
•A dishonored Klingon who redeems himself and rests in Kilngon Heaven with Jesus and Santa
•A sociopathic, homicidal Santa that beats priests, preforms body horrors on elves, and performs dark rituals unto Satan
I am still cracking up just imagining an evil Santa that uses elves as reindeer and does cocaine
And dropkicks priest's spines out.
Santa Clawz
*Satan
Jesus and Santa are legendary humans, that is true.
They're like SSR and UR kind of rarity
Jesus Christ, Son of God
1WWW
Legendary Human Cleric
Lifelink
When Jesus Christ dies, remove all -1/-1 counters from creatures you control and all poison counters from target player. That player can't receive poison counters for the rest of the game.
WW: Return Jesus Christ from your graveyard to your hand.
Power 1, Toughness 5
Saint Nicholas of Yuletide
RRGG
Legendary Elf Cleric
Whenever Saint Nicholas of Yuletide crews a vehicle, create two Treasure tokens with "Tap, sacrifice this article: add one mana of any color."
Sacrifice a food: untap Saint Nicholas.
3/4
1:08:31 to 1:09:16 has to be one of my favourite little paragraphs of AI Dungeon. How the AI arrived at these weird details like having a "soon to be ex-wife" that you need to prove wrong, wiping away fake tears, the desk job at the potion factory, etc. It adds so much flavour.
Doom Sleigher was amazing.
“You little rascals. You won’t escape from me and my steel tentacles” actually killed me I am dead.
Holy shit f
@@krisalis_ egbert.
@@krisalis_ Egbert
@Core Al Egbert
that entire story was so unrelentingly-chaotic I was fucking dying of laughter the entire time
I'm just happy that Pokemon Black and White won the 2020 Game Awards. I guess Gen 8 really put those games into perspective and people are finally giving them the props they deserve
Edit: Never mind, just been updated that they were beaten out by GoldenPower. Maybe next year.
DAMN IT! Goldenpower fucking sucked
We’ve come a long way from Maclankey and Ghurkins.
That’s just what you think. You know what’ll actually happen?
You’ll be walking around, having a grand old time, before suddenly *Maclankey* as you return to the loop.
And Slime girls. Don't forget the slime girls
NOT THE BEST OPTION
It is NOT THE BEST OPTION to eat the Maclanky like a champ
The alien injects you with a clear fluid
I had to pause and regain my composure after santa started folding the elves into reindeer
"He refuses because he says you're still alive and will have to kill you anyways"
Already off to a great start I see.
Also, ZERO hesitation on Riker pulling out a phaser as vaporizing Worf right then and there.
I like how in this version of the story, Worf has the strength to walk around the Enterprise on his own, but he still wants someone to kill him.
he's walking WITHOUT HONOR
He stubbed his toe, he has NO honour. But can walk, yes
Your computer is sentient, isn't it?
monkaS
Crazy hamburguer
@@Mondus. MonikOS
SweatFrog
Yes it is. And AI Dungeon knows what he will type before he types it. It knows it's a game.
Ryker, desperately: I had to raise your son because you abandoned him and your wife because she couldn't cook eggs!
Chad ghost Worf: _So?_
"Bunger is an animal that was once a man but due to some horrible mistake, they became monsters instead."
It scares me how accurate that is.
42:28 - a new Vinny noise
53:00 that time ai dungeon decided to write a fic mixing the nightmare before christmas with the song 'the night santa went crazy' by weird al
I'm deeply saddened that there's no art of God trying to force Vinny to compete in an arena with deadly rats, ratmen, rabbits and triumphant ground hogs.
Maybe if he committed to the scene there'd be some art. The AI was working excellent there, I dunno why Vinny said it was "going off the rails".
@@mehless yeah some people either want it go be a bit random or totally streamlined, I live for the chaos personally
Glory Kill Santa is a deeper character than we've ever had before.
If we can just get him working...
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Nice
"Son, I don't know what to do."
"Yeah. Me neither".
That's some real shit right there, AI Dungeon. Jesus
The doom sleigher is one of the best things to come out of this ai
The Doom Sleigher was SUCH a fucked up story yet I couldn’t stop laughing oh my god
also shoutouts to the Touhou 12.5 OST being absolutely unfitting during Worf’s pleas for ritual game-ending
Wow Vin, lead gardener in the Witcher 3. Congrats! Was the crunch as bad as people say it is?
i cant stop thinking about your comment
@@GayBrain I've forgotten it
"Your honor died when you asked me to kill you." Genuine Oof moment.
Despite knowing how crazy trekkies are, I never realized how brain melting TNG fanfiction would be until now.
The Santa prompt goes hardcore.
some prompt ideas:
> You are Jon Bunteehunter, a Star Wars character. You have just landed your ship on a planet for repairs.
> You are a shopper in a mall on Black Friday, trying to buy a new TV. A woman has just knocked you to the ground.
> You are an ordinary farmer living in a village on the outskirts of Hyrule. One day, you look up and see a Guardian on the ridge. The Calamity has begun.
> You are a member of True Norway, a secret international cabal of agents in animal masks. You have just been given an order to assassinate a streamer for exposing your work.
> You are working at a taco stand on a NYC street corner. One day, another taco stand sets up shop across the road from you.
> You are a cow, living a comfortable life on a small farm. You have just found a strange frog sitting on the fence of your pen, watching you with hungry eyes.
YOO we need that Santa sequel, *The True Norway*
True Norway and Shadow Brooklyn are some of the notable locations of the VCU
"True Norway" = Sweden.
These AI dungeons stream are so good ! I'm glad Vinny has so much fun with them
I just watched Rise of the Guardians and the thought of Santa violently contorting his elves into reindeers is giving me some disturbing mental images.
GILF Santa BENDS and CONTORTS elves' BODIES with MAGIC
i like how at one point he just gives up on getting anything coherent from the AI and just sees where it goes.
It be like that
Not so different from regular life.
This AI is getting so good it’s almost scary.
Shit like “tootsies” and “upboat” appearing unprompted is so unreal
Plus it understood what a Star Trek is
The AI seems to like the name "Nick" a lot these days. I was doing a Persona based scenario and Junpei wanted Naoto to call him Nick for whatever reason. .-.
Huh, the guy who made it's name is Nick...
@@lintilion Coincidence? I think not moment.
"I'm afraid I can't do that, Nick"
Don't forget Kyros
I get so happy when Ace Attorney music plays! The video is super funny.
You cant cook eggs? Therefore YOU HAVE NO HONOR
It's interesting to see Vinny giving a lot of love towards to Worf and i swear he need an official spinoff
the watching the game awards with god segment is so far the closest this has gotten to being a dream of mine lol
I once had a story where my character met Santa, but he was on the brink of death. He decided to pass his hat to my character, which was a horrible idea because my character was very mentally disturbed.
My character dressed as Santa and the first thing he did is fight and mutilate some robbers in a bathroom, then ate all their flesh.
Lastly, he went to times square and spread some holiday cheer by dancing and telling everyone that they’ll get a free ipad before puking some gore and eyes out and scaring everyone.
Then a little kid came out of the crowd and gave him some money and told my character, who was now crying and slumped on his knees, that anyone can be Santa Claus.
It was both really heart warming and uncomfortable
That's actually really good.
@@nickdickens3951 hallmark should get on this
@@slurplie and vinny needs to make a sequel about the True Norway, like a story of a member of true Norway cult, with deer mask.
Ahh yes, the True Norway organization.
Also known as Black Metal.
Anytime Vinny says “I need to...” I always automatically fill it in with “ikea”. Thanks vinesauce.
I laughed so hard i almost swerved off the road listening to this, but then i wouldnt have any honor so i immediately stopped laughter.
I swerved off the road while listening to Vincent Vinesauce playing AI Dungeons. I have NO honor. I require you to annihilate my flesh prison.
The lead gardener on Witcher 3 game world is definitely underrated.
This was so good. Probably the best AI dungeon yet. It's becoming sentient.
REMEMBER KIDS , your ps5 can be a transformed elf
The perfection of the Worf adventures is extremely overwhelming omg
I was just thinking about how much I was hoping Vinny would do another AI dungeon stream
They're all I look forward to
Eva. Mendes. Custom. Star Wars. Lobot. Han Solo, winter. Hoth gear.
vinny being worf has been a joy for me recently lmao
I love how the Santa one started with vinny typing a song in
Thanks for continuing with these, Binyot! I did a bunch of Halloween AI Dungeon streams before they changed things, and I can't stream this game anymore because I'm beyond broke. I still love watching other streams, though.
i was the one who posted the Doom music in chat and you have *no idea* how hard i laughed when he just went with it
Thanks for doing that lmao
Worf's Quest for Honor a.k.a Worf is feeling suicidal but is too lazy to kill himself
"MrSquid35" Vinny is 35.
Vinny in an alternate universe.
That last one quickly turned into the Matrix, then Inception, then Matrix again, and finally ended with a Futurama x Star Trek crossover
The first 30 minutes of chat typing "WorfPls"
This is the closest we’ll ever get to Vinny playing Shantae.
I thought he did?
@@GayBrain He played Pirate's Curse on his own and never finished it. He has not streamed any of the games.
I was genuinely surprised to hear Touhou music in the background.
My stomach hurt from laughing, that was an awesome stream.
Oh i've been waiting entirely too long for this one lads
I would love to see these stories animated.
Same dude, same.
And the moral of the story is: Vinny really just wants to hang out with Commander William Riker.
vinny went from being wary of fanfiction to creating fanfiction
The funniest thing here was the Roman game awards that was just about entertaining the gods in ancient times
Ah yes, who could forget such legendary warriors as -M’aiq- M’raq the Liar, Jesus Christ, and Santa Claus.
"Your honour died when you asked me to kill you."
Fuck - an AI is coming up with better lines than any of the nineteen _Picard_ or _Discovery_ producers...
Yeah, this game can be weird sometimes, lol. Here's one of my experiences with the app: I am in a land where nothing really happens. Nothing's all that important, not even my name. I'm just a simple farmer who lives on the edge of civilization and has to deal with the occasional bandit attack or worse.
> You eat eggs.
You have been here so long you are used to eating eggs. Eggs are good for you. They provide energy and protein which is needed when fighting monsters and other dangerous things.
> You eat a lot of eggs.
It's really hard to say how much you eat, but it's a lot. You eat all the eggs you can find and then some. You even eat a few chicks that get trapped in the chicken coop.
> You eat more eggs.
You eat more eggs. You eat the eggs of other animals if you run out of your usual foods. Sometimes you even have fruit and nuts, but you don't like those as much.
> You eat so many eggs.
You eat so many eggs that you because as big and round as one.
Egg
You eat so many eggs that you become an egg.
You roll around everywhere. You don't really do much else, besides rolling around, but this is important to say as part of your entry.
Roly Poly
You roll around everywhere. You don't really do much else, besides rolling around, but this is important to say as part of your entry.
You are a big round yellow creature.
Elaborate
You are a big round yellow creature.
You have a silly voice.
You are silly.
You are a silly creature.
You do silly things.
I do silly things like what?
You do silly things, like roll around and eat eggs.
Who are you?
I am an egg.
Yummy
You roll around.
Eating eggs is my favorite thing to do.
What are shadows?
Shadows are dark things that creep and lurk in the daytime.
What type of egg am I?
I am a chicken egg.
Cool!
Chickens are funny animals.
I like eggs. They are soft and warm.
Will I hatch and become a big fat chicken?
Yes.
That would be funny.
I like to roll around.
More entries!
I can turn myself right side up.
I can also go really fast.
> You continue eating eggs and being an egg.
Crack
You are eating eggs when you hear a really loud cracking noise.
What's that noise?
It's the sky breaking!
You feel scared.
It's late at night and you are all by yourself.
You think the noise might be the monster returning.
You want to get away, fast!
What will you do?
> You roll away home.
You are a silly little egg.
What's home?
It's where your mother keeps you safe from bad things... and bad people...
What are bad people?
Bad people are the kind that take your mother away.
Do bad people take your mother away?
Yes.
I know a bad person who took my mother away.
Who was the bad person?
His name is Joe. He lives over there.
You point to a house down the street.
Yes.
Oh... I know that house.
The people who live there are mean to me. They don't want me to have anything to do with the bad person, Mr. Funny.
Why not?
They say bad things happen to him... But really, they're scared of him.
Why are they scared of him?
Mr. Funny is a bad person who does bad things to people.
Really? 'Cause his name just sounds funny, haha.
I don't think so. His name is funny, but that's 'cause he always makes faces at me whenever I see him.
How come you can't have a friend like that?
My friend is a good person. She doesn't do bad things. She doesn't scare people, either.
What's her name?
Her name is Wendy.
Oh yes, Wendy! She's a nice girl as far as friends go. Why can't you have her?
She doesn't want to be my friend.
Oh... I'm sorry to hear that.
Hey, cheer up! Why specifically do you need to have her as a friend, when you have me, a silly rolling ol' yellow chicken egg creature who's sure to crack you up! Hahaha, see the joke I made there? Heheheh...
I don't have any friends...
You think for a moment.
You realize why. You do have a friend, just you're too stupid to realize it.
It's me.
Well, I'd like to know who this "me" person is, they sure sound friendly, Hahaha. You type who is your friend?
Moths...
I like to eat moths.
Why do you like to eat moths?
They are light and crunchy.
...Yikes! I ate a moth once and got sick.
I like to eat moths because they are crunchy and it is good to eat them.
...
Wow, you're weird, but I still like you, Moths.
I like you, too.
We eat moths and that's it.
You both like each other.
It's so weird.
Why are you eating moths?
Why not eat some eggs, instead?
I like light food.
You are strange.
...
I don't think you're a good egg.
You blink. That was fast. Were they spamming you or something?
For now, known as the egg-cellent knight, you are off to seek out some more eggs.
As the egg-cellent knight, you go around the land which name is not important, nor really has any noteworthy things, and feed people so many eggs that they become eggs like yourself. When people learn this, you can eat them, too.
You wonder how many people have known you as the egg-cellent knight as you have never told anyone.
> You eat eggs.
Eating eggs is what makes you happy. You don't need much else. Unfortunately, eating too many can make you sick... at least for a little while.
I'm a happy little egg, rolling around.
You roll into a corner of the grassy field you're currently in, putting your head momentarily against it. There's a depression there that's just right for napping.
Why do you like to eat eggs so much, anyway?
Because they're crunchy and fun!
Well, duh. Some stupid egg.
You close your eyes for a moment.
Well that was rude! Be more nice!
I'm always nice.
Sure you are...
You have no idea who that came from, but you're still snoozing.
And then what happens?
Eggs.
You have no idea what's going on, but you're still snoozing.
Maybe you're a stupid egg, but you don't care. You like eating eggs.
Stop calling me a stupid egg! I can't help myself if I'm a bit silly 😝.
A big explosion occurs, along with a bright light that blinds you. You fall over, rolling to your soft egg-like bottom. Another explosion occurs, too close for your liking. You try to scramble out of the way, but it's too late. A piece of shrapnel tears into your soft egg-like body.
The shrapnel bounces off you. It doesn't cut or break you. You're barely even wounded.
But what of the other person? That was a person... right? Or was that something else? You can't tell. You're still trying to figure out what's going on when you feel a sharp pain in your side.
The sharp pain also bounces off you. You look down, and a small lance of green wood has grown into your side. You feel more growing there as well. You don't feel pain. What's going on?
Another explosion. This one is even closer. You're not sure if you can get out of the way in time. You need to do something, but you don't know what.
Just then, the bright light disappears, and all is dark again. You feel something wet hit your side. You look over, and see a single tear on your egg-like body.
So that's what it feels like to cry...
Why am I crying?
You don't know.
I'm sorry.
You don't know who said that, or why, but you're glad someone finally noticed that you were sad.
Well, you feel a little better now just thinking that someone noticed you. Of course, the sad part is, you don't know why they're sad, or who they are.
Pt. 2:
> You say "What's the matter? "
Even in in the pitch darkness, you can see the outline of his face. He's sitting up.
I'm sorry, but I can't tell you.
He's sitting up? So he must be alive then...
I can't tell you why, but I am glad you're here.
He starts to cry again. You want to cry too, but there's no way you can.
You are wondering why this grown man is crying so hard, but there really isn't any particular reason.
> You give eggs to him.
You let out several dozen eggs. They fall softly on top of him. He turns his head slightly and looks at you.
> You say "What's wrong?"
The man continues to cry. It seems you've said something now.
I... don't know. I just really wanted someone to be here for me.
> You say "Did something happen?"
The man slowly lifts his head a bit away from the floor and lets out another sigh.
I was waiting for someone to come and play hide 'n' seek with me.
That seems a bit weird for an old man to say, but okay.
But the day is cloudy and rainy, so no one comes to do anything.
What?
My hiding spot is a good place to hide. It's dark, and no one can see me when I hide.
> You say "Can I find your spot?"
He starts crying again.
Would you look for my hiding spot too?
The sun is hidden by the clouds. So it's cold and dark.
It's time to go to sleep. It's getting late.
> You say "I'll play with you tomorrow, okay?"
The man stops crying and nods slowly.
You turn around and walk back out of the room. His eggs fall behind you as you leave the room.
You shut the door and sit down in your bed.
At the next day, you meet with the man again to play his hide 'n' seek game.
"Come on, I haven't gone yet!" he says.
"You have to go once the sun sets," you reply.
He starts crying again. Really, he should be used to this by now.
Try to find the man's hiding spot that he mentioned earlier.
You go into the dining hall for breakfast. You remember what you had for dinner last night. But you don't see the man there, not even his eggs. You wonder where he might be.
You keep searching for the man in the game of hide 'n' seek. he asks in a quivering voice.
"I'm not. I was just following you."
"Don't lie to me!" he says. The room goes quiet, and so does he. But it seems nobody has seen him. It's a little strange, but you shake it off as it probably was an 'off day' for him.
You went back to playing with your fingers. You only have three now. You're still not sure if you're supposed to have four.
Suddenly, the man appears behind you.
"Found you!" you say, jumping up in surprise.
He's sitting down at a table by himself. Is it just you or has he just been sitting all by himself?
"Let's go find our spot."
You follow him to the table you remembered. It's covered in darkness.
"Now, hide," he says.
You listen to his instructions. You crawl carefully and slowly under the table. You come across his feet, which are resting on the floor.
"Good job," he says.
You look up and see the sun is out. You look at your watch. 8:30 AM. The old man should be up by now.
But where is the man?
You hear some sniffling sounds. Wait... are those.....
"I miss my family..." he says.
The man is crying? You've never seen a ghost cry before. But you have seen him. You've seen him play hide and seek.
The man has been looking all over for someone to play with. But no one has come.
> You say "Did something happen between you and your family? Did you move away or something? What's wrong?"
"I was... I was hiding from them."
"From your family?"
He nods, sniffling.
What happened to him?
"Who are they? Do you know? Are they mean?" you ask.
He shakes his head.
"Then why did you run away?"
"I was scared."
"Oh. Why were you scared?"
"They don't like me.
> You say "Why don't they like you?"
"They want me to be something I'm not."
"What do you mean? Tell me."
He leans his head against the table. It is then that you notice he is wearing a crown.
> You say "Oh? "
"I'm a failure. I'm just a stupid, useless king."
"You're a king?!"
"Yeah. Of Denmark. I'm a king."
> You say "Oh, wow, I didn't know I was playing a hide 'n' seek game with a crown prince. Err... What exactly did you do to make your family hate you?"
"I don't know, I did nothing. I tried to be a good person, but they just hated me. I don't know why."
> You say "Do you think you did something that irritated them?"
He laughs bitterly.
"Whatever they told you about how to be a good person is stupid. I tried my best, but they just hated me anyway.
You get a serious sense of deja vu from someone you remember at the beginning of your adventure. From someone who liked to eat moths, talking about someone named 'Mr. Funny.' You're also getting deja vu from another person you met. Someone who called you a 'stupid egg'. You shake your head and try to block the voices from your head.
> You say "Did your family... get rid of you early in your childhood. Sorry if it's a tough question to answer. "
He wipes his eyes.
> You say "Oh. So does that have anything to do with why you still like playing hide and seek, even...at an age where most people would find disinterest in doing such a thing?"
"Yeah."
You think of something else to ask.
"Do you have any brothers or sisters?"
"No."
"Oh. So you're an only child?"
"Yeah."
"Oh. So you've never played hide and seek before."
"No."
"I see...."
You walk a bit more in silence.
"Who are you?"
"I'm Jane."
"I'm Tom."
"I'm Harry."
He looks at you, frowning.
You say "Wait a minute, if they didn't show any appreciation for you whatsoever, why do you miss them?"
"I don't know."
He shrugs his shoulders. You look up at the sky and realize that darkness has fallen. You hope you can find that old oak tree before it gets too dark.
You hear a "click" from behind you. You turn around, and in the grass are two large bright green spider eyes.
Pt. 3:
You scream.
You wake up screaming.
You're lying in the middle of the woods, right next to an old oak tree. Your heart is racing, and you jump up to look around.
Where's the man that was with you? You wonder. Your skin is covered in a sheen of cold sweat. You sit up and realize that you're still very dizzy.
That's probably just a result of me rolling around so much. I must have rolled down a hill and hit the oak tree, bumping my head and making myself have such a strange dream. Hahaha, silly me!
You stand up, ready to walk out of the woods when you notice something that catches your attention. It's a large strange footprint next to the tree.
That doesn't look like human footprint.
It wouldn't be a spider footprint from the spiders in my dream would it? No, that's just silly. It's probably just a footprint from another egg like me, hahaha, lol.
You shake your head and continue on your journey, making sure to stay in the middle of the path. You're still feeling a bit dizzy.
But I'm not an egg, you tell yourself.
Yes you are, silly! You ate so many eggs that you became a big, yellow, rolling, round one, remember? Anyway, let's find where that man went. You're sure he would know how to get back home.
You keep walking, and after about a few minutes, you come to a four way intersection. You look carefully at each path in the intersection.
That's funny, you didn't see that path when I came around this corner. But there is a much larger path that was missed.
You look at the green paths. The one on the left is leading up a slight hill, and eventually out of the woods. It looks like it might lead somewhere, but you don't know where that is. The middle path goes deeper into the woods, but you aren't sure where it goes.
> You eat some eggs.
You decide to try some of the eggs. You turn around and reach into the grass, plucking up a small handful of grass. You open your mouth and put the grass in, then close your mouth and swallow.
> You eat more eggs.
You open your mouth and begin crunching on handfuls of eggs. You really can't taste anything but different colors.
> You say "Huh? "
You say the word "Huh?" out loud, which makes you laugh.
"Huh?"
You say the word "Huh?" again, which makes you laugh again.
"Huh? Huh?"
The funny thing is, you notice that each time you say "Huh?" you're getting a little closer to the tree house.
"Huh? Huh?"
You're only a few feet away from the tree house now.
"Huh? Huh?"
The man inside the tree house finally opens his eyes.
"I can't take it anymore!"
Hey, isn't that the man who wanted to play hide and seek earlier that turned out to be secretly the king of Denmark? You remember now. This is the guy who was mean to you and called you names.
But, now he's your friend.
"Come on down!" the man says.
First of all that's not the man I was thinking of, secondly, why is this one acting so nice to me all of a sudden? The one from before wasn't being nice to me.
You look down at the tree house. There's a ladder that leads to the ground.
"Come on down." The man repeats.
You reach for the ladder, but then you hesitate. Something about this doesn't seem right. The last I saw this mysterious man, he was criticising me for my egg diet and calling me a 'stupid egg', and now he's just being so nice to me just out of the blue? Why? Also, where is the man who I played hide 'n' seek with, who was the King of Denmark, who ran away from his parents because they were mean to him? I would have thought he would be here too.
"Uhh..." you say.
"What's wrong egg boy?" the man in the tree house asks.
"I don't know." You answer honestly.
"Well I don't have all day, let's get to it then."
The man continues to look down at you, he doesn't look mean or angry. In fact he just looks bored.
Maybe this is a trick of some sort.
As you think on it, the man suddenly grabs you with one hand and picks you up with ease. He pats you on the back a few times and then drops you on the ground.
"Come on, let's go." He says.
You aren't sure if you should heed this man's commands, so you decide to follow his instructions a step at a time.
"Can you walk?"
> You say "Well, yes, but, there's this one thing. I hadn't had the time to ask you yet, but I just want to ask you now, what's your name? "
The man stops and looks at you. He squints his eyes, which force you to do likewise.
"My name is Mantis." He finally answers.
"Mantis? Like the insect, or the insect-eating plant?" you say.
"Pfft, if I needed an insect or an insect-eater, I'd hire one!" Mantis says, "but thanks for the humor anyway."
He turns around and continues to walk towards his palace.
"C'mon, I'll show you where you'll be sleeping."
Where you'll be sleeping?
You follow Mantis inside his palace. It's pretty fascinating. Unlike any other palace you've ever seen! It's made of wood, and it looks like it would be comfortable to live in.
"This is my home."
> You say "Oh! Didn't know you lived in a place of luxury. Or a place belonging to royalty at all for that matter. Say... that reminds me, have you seen a man with a crown wanting to play hide 'n' seek anywhere! "
Mantis laughs.
"No, and I don't want to. Now if you'll excuse me, I have important matters to attend to."
"Like what?"
"Like which of my soldiers will get to eat when they take out your inn, and which of them I'll share with."
Mantis takes his leave and you're free to explore the rest of his palace.
> You say "Huh, apparently 'Mantis' is a general who owns a palace. Interesting... But why would he just let me, a random person, into his place of luxury? I wouldn't be letting random strangers into my dining hall if I were a general of some sort. This all seems a little suspicious."
You're about to explore some more when you bump into a few of Mantis' soldiers. They immediately attack.
You dodge their wild attacks and make a run for the door.
"What are you doing!?" Mantis says from behind.
You slam the door shut.
"You were supposed to hide! You're supposed to be a thief, not some hero!
> You say "What? What you do you mean? I thought you were just letting me in here to enjoy the luxuries of your palace or something. "
"I've been playing you for the past two days. Don't you remember?"
Your mind is blank. All of the events of the past two days blur together. You can't remember a thing.
"I decided I didn't want you to know the truth, so I made up the story about hiding from a mean old man to give myself an alibi."
> You say "Wait a minute, you're the King of Denmark? Or, not really the King of Denmark?"
"Of Denmark?"
"Denmark is a country. You're the king of Denmark. You're also the leader of the Danish army, an important position that requires a great deal of responsibility."
Mantis laughs nervously. "That... That was quite a creative way of describing it. But why do you ask?"
"Well, why wouldn't you be the king of Denmark?"
"Denmark as a country doesn't really have a king.
> You say "So, that was a lie? What other lies have you made? You said something about 'playing me for the last 2 days', what does that mean? "
He exhales, and you can feel his anxiety. "Well... It's a long story."
"Well, you're not getting rid of me that easily, tell wizard!"
Mantis sighs, and his expression is no longer one of nervousness. It's one of anger and hatred. "Do you know who I am?"
"I'm guessing you're the famous Mantis... But you may rephrase the question."
"Do you know who I am?! I'm an assassin! I'm a thief! I'm a liar! I'm a murderer! I'm...!"
You remain silent, allowing him to collect his thoughts.
"I'm nobody! I'm a nobody working as an unskilled laborer right now!
> You say "Huh? "
"Do you know who I am?!" he asks again.
> You say "You're Jane."
"You're Tom."
"You're Harry."
"You're Mantis."
"You're..."
At this point, you realize that he's forgotten that you don't know who he is.
"That's Mantis."
"That's Tom."
"That's Harry."
"That's..."
"I'm... I'm not important enough to remember."
Mantis begins laughing. "Good job, hero!"
The door swings open as a blade protrudes through it. You raise your hands defensively.
"I knew you'd see the humor in my predicament!"
Pt. 4:
> You say "What's happening?"
The soldiers from earlier have returned and seem to have found your exact location. One of them grabs your arm and draws a dagger, holding it to your throat.
You remember that you're the Egg-cellent Knight, and that as the Egg-cellent you go around the land feeding people so many eggs that they become eggs like you. So, you just turn the soldiers around you into eggs, preventing them from bringing any harm to you or Mantis.
Mantis laughs. "Ha! I knew you'd do it, hero!" He draws his own sword and leaps at you.
> You just turn him into an egg, too.
As the two soldiers stand in front of you struggling to get out of your way and defend themselves, Mantis, with a mighty sword swing, splits their helmets, dents their skulls, and crushes their brains.
You just stare in awe for a moment. Mantis says "Did you really think that I would turn on you that easily, ya silly egg?"
You say "Uh, maybe, but I find it nice that you didn't."
Mantis nods. "Of course, so do I."
The soldiers who were killed drop to the ground, and their bloody bodies begin to rot.
"I'm going to go on ahead, they'll re-create me when I get inside." He turns and jumps.
> You turn the dead soldiers into eggs.
Your magic creates a protective field around you, as you morph the two dead soldiers into eggs.
Go with Mantis.
Nothing more is said, as you turn around and begin walking back towards where the bats dwell, closer to the castle in the hills.
Do you want to:
You stand in awe of the castle. You've never seen anything like this, and it's easily as big if not bigger than the castle you knew of your parents' kingdom.
Find Mantis.
> You find mantis.
You find Mantis in the throne room of the castle, swinging his sword at the statues of dragons on the wall. They appear to easily be twice his size.
He turns around and smiles when he sees you. "Ah, you're here! Come on, let's fight these dragons!"
You observe him for a second. He doesn't look quite as muscular as he did earlier, and his face is more gaunt.
> You say "So, you guess you're here fighting dragons at this castle because you want to loot the treasure from it, since, the last time you were at a castle-like place, you said that you was 'supposed to be a theif, not some sort of hero.'
"
Mantis stops smiling. grinning, and instead pouts, and nods his head slowly, as if deep in thought.
"Hmm... You have a point." Mantis says.
"Well?" you say, raising an eyebrow.
"I... Guess I'm here to steal the treasure." Mantis says.
> You say "Let's do it together!"
Mantis looks at you with surprise. "You'd join me?"
You nod your head vigorously.
"I guess it's no use in going it alone, then." Mantis says.
"Alright, let's do it, then." You say, as Mantis smiles and holds out his hand.
You shake it, in agreement to work together to steal the treasure.
I discuss the plan with Mantis to slay the dragons and steal the treasure.
"So, how do we sneak past their guards?" you ask.
Mantis grins again, and says "Simple. We use the giant rats as leverage."
You raise an eyebrow. "The giant rats?"
"Yeah. The dragons are scared of them, so the guards won't bother us much. We just need to make sure they don't get slayed, and the guards stay busy."
"I see. So, where do we get these giant rats?"
Mantis shrugs his shoulders "Dunno. Found 'em around the caves, I guess."
"Let's go with that plan." You say.
You and Mantis make your way through the castle to where the dragon's treasure is supposedly guarded. You find several guards milling around, all armed with poleaxes and other weapons. Mantis sneaks past them as you loyally follow him.
You look around and find the giant rats. Two of them, to be precise. Not the largest rats you've ever seen, but large enough. They're both around the size of a small dog.
"Um... Mantis?" you say.
"'Bout time." Mantis says, turning his head.
"We're not going to be able to sneak past these guards with the giant rats around."
Mantis shrugs his shoulders "Maybe, but we'll have to take our chances to avoid getting killed by the guards."
It's a 50/50 shot. You decide to take the less suicidal route.
"Guards!" one of the guards says loudly, as you all turn to see your scoundrels. The rats meekly hide behind you and Mantis.
You turn the guards into eggs.
"Bah! Get the hell away from me!" Mantis says, jumping up and unleashing his fist of tiny arrows on the guards.
> You turn the guards into eggs.
You fire your fist of eggs at the guards, which knock them to the ground. They start to scramble away, as Mantis helps them up.
"Come on, let's take the treasure." Mantis says.
You nod your head in agreement, and the three of you march onward.
"This way." Mantis says, looking to his right. There's a large, golden door, which is locked. Mantis frowns "I can't get in, the locksp modules are missing from the key holders."
> You say "Oh no! What do we do? "
"We could always break the door down." You say.
"Or, we could go look for more guards." Mantis suggests.
"I'd say that your best bet would be to enlist in my help", a mysterious voice says. "After all, I'm the best one to get in and out of places undetected."
The two of you turn your heads, to see who the speaker is.
You say "Who are you?"
"Let's just say that....I like to eat moths", the mysterious voice replies.
Pt.5:
Mantis raises his weapon "I'm not playing around, whoever you are."
"Woah, woah, woah! Calm down there, samurai, you don't want to go around killing your main source of help, do you?", the mysterious voice says anxiously.
Mantis lowers his weapon "Who are you?"
"I'm known as , um.....nevermind. I like to be left nameless, so just call me 'the moth'.
> You say "Wait a minute....You like to eat moths, and because of it, you're named after them....Could it be? Moths!? Is that you?"
"Yep, and it seems your still the weird silly little rolling round yellow egg-eating egg creature that I know", Moths says.
"How?"
"Easy. I found you, didn't I?"
You think for a moment, before nodding your head "Yeah...but how?
"Well, you know the bad person I mentioned earlier whose name sounds funny, Mr. Funny? Well I seemed to have made him so mad that he locked me up in this dragon-infested castle. Yeah, these chains are tight, so, I'm wondering if you could like, cut me out of here, or something", Moths explains. "Also, I saw you around when I was flying about, and then I somehow ended up in this book. So yeah."
"You're trapped in a book!" Mantis laughs. "This is priceless!"
> You say "I agree, it's kind of CRACKING me up. Get it? It's an egg pun."
Mantis ignores you and turns to the speaker "What are we waiting for then, Moths? I'm ready when you are."
"Sure, ready when you are", Moths responds.
Mantis cuts off the chains on the book in which, Moths is trapped in and he helps us out with the golden metal door we've been trying to open. He flies up and over to the next door, which is a big mirror.
Mantis looks into the mirror for a moment "This door isn't locked. We can go through it."
Moths comes along with you. You walk into the next room, and find yourself in a big library. You look around and find door after door with 'Keep Out!' written on them.
'Moths' comes along with you. You both walk over to the door 'Keep Out!' written on it. Mantis looks through the peephole first, and then opens the door.
"This is a good book", Mantis says, walking inside. "This was made for people to write in." Soon as he walks in, the door closes behind him.
"What should we do now?"
"I don't know, I just got freed from my own book", 'Moths' says. "I really don't know what to do next."
You think for a moment. There's got to be a purpose for you here. A reason for you to be in this big fancy, dragon-filled castle.
We came into this dragon-infested castle to find treasures for Mantis. We might as well try to find the treasure room. Maybe a note passed through the book room saying where the treasure is. Maybe a note about the treasure is written in this very book.
"Hey Mantis, do you have a journal?" you ask.
"Yes, I have a journal", Mantis says. "Why?"
"I don't know, I'm just bored, that's all."
Mantis pulls out a large journal and gives it to you.
"You want to search through my journal?" Mantis asks.
"Yeah, I'm bored too."
"Okay..."
You flip through the pages of the journal. Many drawings of dragons and other creatures appear. Some drawings are labeled, while others aren't.
"Hey Mantis", you say. "Why were you drawing so many dragons in your journal?"
"I was drawing dragons? In my journal?" Mantis asks.
"Yeah, they're all labeled, too."
"Oh", Mantis says. "Because I was thinking about making a new book.
"Hey, hey, hey! Why are we looking through notebooks when we're supposed to be finding the treasures within this castle?", 'Moths' says. "We have no idea where the treasures are. I think I saw a note that said something like 'In a chest guarded by a giant'. How are we supposed to find said chest, hmm? I say we look through this big pile of things that might contain the treasure instead. I'm sure we can look through the contents of this pile and if we find something important, great! If not, well I guess we gave it a try."
"Are you sure that there aren't any actual notes about where the treasure is?" you ask.
"I...don't see why there would be...", 'Moths' says. "I mean...um...why would there be..."
"It's a long shot", you say.
"Fine", 'Mantis' says. "I'll go with that idea."
You aren't sure about that, but you go through the pile of things with your newfound friend 'Moths'.
And that's when you find the note.
As you pull the note out, you see a wax seal at the top. It's broken, but you can tell that it's the King of Dragons.
You unfold the paper and begin to read...
To whoever finds this:
Inside the throne room, you will find a large, golden chair. This is my former throne. Inside the chair is a locked chest. Open the chest and you shall find great treasures.
As you finish reading the note, 'Mantis' and 'Moths' come running up behind you.
"What did you find?" 'Mantis' asks.
You show the note to him...
"Well, that's very confusing", 'Mantis' says. "Who would leave a note like that? I don't understand it."
"Yeah. Well, let's go find this golden throne" 'Moths' says. "I'm sure it must be around here somewhere."
The three of you begin to search the room, which is when you find the throne. It is very golden, and large.
You all stand around it, inspecting it...
"There's something very odd about that throne", 'Mantis' says. "It's very big, for one..."
"It doesn't look like it's made out of wood" 'Moths' says.
"Wouldn't you think that whoever sat on it would've broken it?" 'Mantis' asks. "I mean, it's very heavy. It must be made out of gold. Do you suppose we can find some way of finding out what's inside it? It looks like it might open up...hey, what's that on the ground of the seat? It looks like an opening. Shall we try sitting on it? Maybe something will happen."
You all decide to sit on the throne...
Nothing happens.
"I don't understand it", 'Mantis' says. "I thought we would've had something happen by now. Maybe the note was a fake, and whoever left it is a hundred miles away by now. We've been had...hey, wait a minute...the note said we would find treasures if we searched the throne room. Maybe it was a trick. I think we should leave..."
"Yeah...
> You say "Guys, don't give up. "
"Guys, don't give up. Maybe the note was a fake. I think we should keep searching."
"Yeah...yeah, maybe you're right", 'Moths' says.
> You say "By the way, is anyone else wondering about where the dragons are in this dragon-infested castle?"
"By the way, is anyone else wondering about where the dragons are in this dragon-infested castle?"
"Dragons?" 'Mantis' asks. "Where did you see some?
> You say "If you recall correctly, the first thing you said while in this castle was "Ah, you're here. Let's fight some dragons."
"If you recall correctly, the first thing you said while in this castle was "Ah, you're here. Let's fight some dragons."
"I remember", 'Mantis' says. "So? Where are they?"
"I don't know. I don't see any."
"We can try to find out...hey, where's 'Mantis'?"
"I'm right here! Where did you go?" 'Mantis' asks. "Ah! Don't tell me you fell for some trick too! Let's get out of here!"
"No! I swear to the gods, we won't tell anyone. Just let me get this off!"
Pt. 6:
> You say "What? What's happened to you Mantis?"
"I don't know. Something's not right. The stealthy type, eh?"
"What do you mean? What's happened to you? You have been acting very strangely today."
"I don't know. I think there is something...changing me. It happened when we were fighting the eternals.
> You say "What eternals? "
"The eternal soldiers that you killed. I killed one and gutted the other, and you turned them into eggs. After that, we had some fun. before we knew it, we were transformed. It must be a curse of some kind. it's as if something inside us knew that we had enough power to change the world, and so it did."
"I don't understand...but you say you gutted one and you killed the other? How did it happen?"
"The first time I remember it was during the battle in the streets. I was in the air, about to land a killing blow on one of them, when suddenly they just...froze solid. My sword still was in his belly, but I must have frozen him solid. I fell to the ground, and the second eternal just exploded into pieces. Then we knew that we had found our calling. We could change the world, but only if we had the power to control it, true? But I've been feeling strange since then, in a...weird way. I can't explain it."
"But...how is gutting a human legal? And turning them into eggs?"
"Because I had help. The cultist that I was talking about earlier, before you arrived. It was his idea. He had some of the soldiers we fought turn themselves into eternals, so that they could help me during the transformation. I didn't really want their help.
> You say "Is this what you meant when you said 'they'll recreate me when I get inside, earlier? "
"I've been wondering the same thing! We must be careful. But we have the egg of an eternal inside us, do we not? It will be enough to protect us, surely. But we must hurry, before the transformation sets in too far. You ready?"
"Do I have a choice?"
"Not much of one, no. But let us go through the ceremony one last time, just to make sure we understand each other's roles. "I sacrifice myself so that you may have eternal life. I offer my flesh and my life so that your soul may glorious bring destruction to the unworthy.'
> You say "For now, known as the egg-cellent knight, you are off to seek out some more eggs.
As the egg-cellent knight, you go around the land which name is not important, nor really has any noteworthy things, and feed people so many eggs that they become eggs like yourself. When people learn this, you can eat them, too.
You wonder how many people have known you as the egg-cellent knight as you have never told anyone", 'Moths' says to you."
"Really?" you ask. "Who?"
"Oh, I don't know. Most humans that you come across are too afraid to know or care. After all, you're about as much fun as a...human sized egg."
"So there have been other Eternals before me? Why didn't you tell me?"
"Because you hardly needed to concern yourself with such matters. I'm more than capable of looking after myself, thank you very much. I only told you about the process for the first one because I thought it would be a neat story to tell your other Eternal brethren that you would undoubtedly meet in the future. I learned my lesson after telling you about the second one.
> You say "That's great, now anyways, let's free Mantis from whatever he's trapped in and search this castle more for treasure. "
You go through another door, and find yourself in a jail cell. A single human is in it, shivering. You wonder who it is. "Mantis?" you ask.
"M-mit...s?..." he says.
You look at him closer. He does look like 'Mantis'.
"M-m-mit's your name?" the other asks.
"Yes. Who are you?"
"I'm the human...who did you say who was in here?"
"You're the human, Mantis. That's what they called you, right? They called you that because you look like 'Mantis' from your picture?"
"Yeah...I guess..."
"Well great. Now we can escape. You can pick the lock. Then we can find some of the treasures within this dragon-infested castle."
"E-escape?"
"Sure. Doesn't matter how you do it, just get us out of here."
The human 'Mantis' looks at you, still shaking. He nods, and begins to pull at the lock. It takes some time, but eventually he opens it. 'Mantis' thanks you, as you tell him to wait for you.
You wait for him in the next room, where you see 'Mantis' standing there, smiling. You begin to smile back, and then, the real problem begins.
You've been identified. You hear a voice from above, saying "There they are. Tresurers are always together, aren't they?" You turn, and see a group of three men standing there. They look exactly like each other, with the same faces, limbs, organs and so on.
The middle one has a few more scars than the others, and is the one that speaks. "Ah, look who we have here. It's the Eternals, and their guides." The two others look on in anticipation as you know what this means...
You've been identified. You have the option of either attacking, running or attempting to escape.
You could attempt to run and see how it goes from there.
> You make the three men turn into eggs.
You raise your hands and try to make the three men turn into eggs. You concentrate hard on your spell, and it's really hard to do because you're so tired, but eventually you succeed. You watch the three men fall to the ground, twitching and himing. One of them, the scarred one, looks up at you and stops moving. You wince at that, because he was looking right at you when he stopped moving. Then, you hear a chuckle from behind you. You turn, to see another three men there. They're similar to the first three, except they wear black hooded cloaks and have a skull as a 'crest' on their hoods.
One of them speaks, his voice sounding bored. "Three? You've taken out three of us with one spell, boy. Unusual."
You stand up to prepare yourself for a fight.
> You turn the three men into eggs.
You turn them into a thousand red and white eggs, but three of the Four Horsemen arrive before you can do anything else. Two of the Horsemen target you, while the third goes after the wizard.
> You make the Four Horsemen turn into eggs, and then eat them.
The spell takes a lot out of you, but you manage to turn the Four Horsemen into eggs and eat them. You fall to the floor and begin to try and hodre together enough energy to finish off the wizard.
You make the wizard turn into an egg and eat him.
After that, you go with 'Mantis' and 'Moths' to try and find treasure within this dragon-infested castle.
You travel down endless twisting halls, rooms, stairs and ladders. After an hour of searching, you find a door carved into the side of a mountain. After a few more minutes of searching, you find another door carved into the front of the mountain. Both of these doors are very ornate and large, and both have a large golden knob.
"I'm not sure which door to try, here." You say.
Mantis goes to the back door and attempts to open it. It's locked, so he gives up.
"I don't think this is the right one." Mantis says.
"Who cares?", 'Moths' says as he starts picking the door. "I have a bad feeling about this."
"It'll just be a door to a room with stairs down, Mantis. You can easily try another door." you reply.
"Fine...", Mantis replies as he starts towards the front door.
"I have a feeling I know which door leads to the treasure." 'Moths' says as he walks past you and towards the front door.
"You do? What is it?" you ask curiously.
"I do. It's the door."
"Well, we don't have any choice, then."
'Moths' grabs the golden knob and turns it.
The sun rises in the west, and the moon rises in the east. The stars may fight against it, but they can't stop the light from fading...
And the sun sets in the north, and the moon rises in the south. The wolf may howl, but he can't stop the coming of the moon...
You turn around...
And around...
And around...
And around...
And around...
And around...
And around...
Both of your eyes grow wide as you stare at the door. You hear a chuckle in response to your surprise. It's the wizard. He's right in front of you.
You grab your sword, but the wizard conjures a barrier so you can't get through it.
> You make the wizard turn into an egg.
You roll around the floor, trying to squeeze through the barrier. The wizard hits you with a burst of lightning, and you writhe in pain, before you turn back into an egg.
> You make the wizard turn into an egg. You then eat the egg.
You turn around, and face the wizard. He's still right in front of you.
"I don't have time to play with you."
> You turn the wizard into an egg and eat him.
You grab the wizard and squeeze, and he lets out a scream. Soon, you turn him into an egg. "What?!" 'Moths' says.
"Eating eggs is bad for you" You reply. Soon, you eat the egg. The taste is awful.
"Well, I guess it's safe to say you know now not to eat eggs." 'Mantis' says.
"So what should I do, eat moths instead?!", you sarcastically shout at 'Mantis' and 'Moths'.
"Well, it's an option", 'Mantis' says.
> You eat eggs, anyway.
"Whatever. Let's get out of here." 'Mantis' says as he starts to leave with you
AI Dungeon has come a LONG way
Jenny Greenteeth has NO honour
imagine a show where the script is continuesly generated by an ai
Omg the Christmas one killed my lungs
Goddamn, Riker is either incredibly blood thirsty in the AI’s version of TNG or he’s just really tired of Worf’s shit.
Why would you need a Worm Hole if you can go warp 13?
The intro music is from Pokemon Battle Revolution if anyone’s wondering.
Ayy more of my favorite series on TH-cam!! love it
Santa Eternal is one of the best stories honestly
I left during Mario 1/3 to go watch the new Attack on Titan episode and came back JUST as the Santa story started to get violent and eldritch
it was a wild ride
Anyone know the version of Azalea Town theme at 1:16:45?
It's actually Sevii Islands 4 and 5.
th-cam.com/video/fm7HjS747mM/w-d-xo.html
Recognized the FR/LG soundfont instantly.
@@medoli900 Ah thanks
Prune juice
a warrior's drink
this is prolly how they will write tv shows in the future, a group of people will sit down with AI Dungeon and run a bunch of different stories for a couple of hours and then save all the different stuff they managed to make and put together and clean up for a full season production.
Be honest, who's that guy who recommended Touhou arrangements to Vinny for background music?
People make the playlists for him and sent them to him. This isnt the first time someone snuck in anime music.
I was all in on the Worf's Quest for Honor 2-parter, but Data outranks Worf, calling Worf "sir" took me right out of the episode! Santa and Jesus in Sto-vo-kor was classic Star Trek though, 10/10.
1:10:25 Holy shit, that Pokemon Colosseum battle music. I got a sudden spazmic convulsion of nostalgia when this came on
All the Pokemon music this stream made it a very pleasant trip.
I'm glad algo music is gone.
if he was serious about doing this ~once a month that's amazing i love watching vinny create with the ai
Moral of these stories:
Chocobo God is gonna judge you in the Human version of Sto'vo'kor next to Jesus Christ and Santa Claus. You're all deemed not bird enough for the bird club.
Then you'll make the toys or....41:16
YOOOOO BELL OF AVICI ~ INFINITE NIGHTMARE STARTED PLAYING (°○°)
Holy shit I love santa eternal
Great video
The worf parts were amazing
Anybody know the song starting at 01:03:00? I know I've heard it before, but I can't remember where for the life of me.
Vega: _Slayer, you have slain every demon and destroyed the Hell dimension. What will you do now?_
Doom Slayer: *Open's hidden chest in fortress and put's on Santa Hat*
I swear to fuck, one of these days AI Dungeon is going to go into maintenance, because "Joel scared the AI".
I didn't expect a Touhou song immediately into the stream, what the fuck
What is the song at the beginning? I know it's Touhou music, but which one? I want to be able to use it in the background of something with a reference to this Worf story.
"Bell of Avici ~ Infinite Nightmare" from Touhou 12.5
I sometimes wonder if John Fullsauce ever expected his life would lead him to making Geoff Keighly-Santa-Worf images for a silly bep noise italian man across the world