I saw someone on the Microsoft site who said they wanted to replace Cortana with Bonzi Buddy. They had no clue that Bonzi was a virus. But Cortana is the new Bonzi so, does it matter?
up until 2 years ago, i thought that every time that bonzi said "expand dong" that he was saying "Nick Standone." I THOUGHT THERE REALLY WAS SOMEONE NAMED NICK STANDONE! LIKE A MOVIE STAR OR SOMETHING! I'm probably not the only one who thought this for so long... if u did too, then reply to this comment.....
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![[Vinesauce] Joel - Windows Vista Destruction](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/e2qY8JtjJag/mqdefault.jpg)
You can actually hear his soul leave his body when it works lmao
TwilightNight Gaming
YOUR PROFILE PICTURE JUST WORKS WITH YOUR COMMENT
"It just works"
"i dont think bonzi bonni works. hallalujah! wait... fuack!!"
The fact that after "Halleluyah" it cuts straight to "fUUUCk." in the original cut makes it even more hilarious.
I saw someone on the Microsoft site who said they wanted to replace Cortana with Bonzi Buddy. They had no clue that Bonzi was a virus. But Cortana is the new Bonzi so, does it matter?
+Darth Mawrak bonzi used to be spyware but it's websites got deleted so it doesn't contain spyware anymore
In the immortal words of Joel "Oh great, Windows fucked up even more. They made a goddamn Diet Coke Bonzi Buddy. Great! Fantastic!"
Thunder Comics Official I have Cortana, but it doesn't annoy me like bonzi buddy does, at least cortana doesn't destroy your computer.
Thunder Comics Official why would they do that
omg i love ur profile pic lol
"Technology did go forward!" and then Cortana was made
3:23- When you couldn't get rid of your annoying neighbor.
Had windows 98 up, playing some GTA 2. Then bonzi said "I hate those games." and removed it. What do I do!?
Joel Making Dying Noises Is My Aesthetic 👌
JK
Kup Teraz!
Flarek96 impereoveststigi
more like my credit card information
Joel thanks for teaching me computers 😎 me and my friends all love bonzi buddy and have sent it to Uganda to help needy children😃
Lol
😳
Oh wow-
joel.exe has stopped working
He sounds a lot like Strong Bad when he said "Technology did go forward."
petey parrot expand dong soisoisoisoisoi.
i love how sad he is when he comes back
He says God bless America but does he even live there
No, Maybe He Loves América, But He Is Not There, He Is In Sweeden
he drank the marteny like bill cyfer
3:22 fack
You should have said you were 13 or younger so he wouldn't collect information.
I made bonzi buddy work in december 2016
The Fox Lawlz well yeah it does
I downloaded it I can't stop this anowning bonizi buddy i restarted my computer then I put bonizi buddy in resicleing bin all better
1st of september 1939: BonziBuddy appears.
2nd of september 1945: BonziBuddy dies.
Hahaha because bonzi is hitler
He still has the nightmares
JOEL WAS TRICKED
Not as good as grand dad
Kaorin flinstones!?
A N G R Y
Better than GD
True.
😏
Bonzi Buddy expand dong
Bonzi Buddy What did the beaver say to the tree? It was nice gnawing you!
Bonzi Buddy Sing a song!
GET OUT OF HERE YOU FKING MONSTER!
Bonzi Buddy Song another, Bonzi
isn't this one of the worst viruses?
SlugTheSavage Bonzi was ad/spyware at one point, but now he's harmless.
"harmless"
SlugTheSavage not at all 😂
I am "harmless"
R.I.P. Windows computer
the virus will soon kill your computer
christopher campbell emulator....
Bonzi Buddy is Joel's friend lol.
pobre vinesauce se le va a joder su pc
Querás decir Joel, porqué vinesuace es un nombre de grupo.
Raymanmago 1265 ok gracias por el nombre oye quieres que te recomiende un juego mierdoso?
Andres The meowstic Si, para reseñarlo. :D
Ya que tengo más de 100 suscriptores.
Andres The meowstic También pasate por mi canal secundario Raymanmago 1265V2 , no es la gran cosa pero subo algunos soundtracks a lo Grand Dad. :P
Raymanmago 1265 el juego se llama donkey kong 99 para la genesis
on windows ten u need to set compatibility to win 98
3:22 FFFUUUUUUUUUCCCKKK!!!
pokemon gotta catch em all pokemon!
doesnt he sound like soos from gravity falls?
That's what u get for evicting him @$$#0!€
Serve your time peaceably, and pay your debt to society.
What's so bad with Bonzi
Vix0n spyware
Taloree I'm harmless.
xEscended virus!
Adware and Spyware
3:22 Me When I Accidentally Kill A Legendary Pokemon
Please D. Help, 100+ YO, New Mexico, Uruguay.
Please D. Help
Aliema Stories Roblox and More bonzi buddy its a visrus you install your computer has destroyed
Epic Face Bonzi is not that virus but, he’s a real idiot and sometimes he swear, he is sometimes annyoning tho
Not as good as grand dad
RESPONDER
exe
isn't this vinesauce joel?
michael breeden
Yeah, says so in the title
up until 2 years ago, i thought that every time that bonzi said "expand dong" that he was saying "Nick Standone." I THOUGHT THERE REALLY WAS SOMEONE NAMED NICK STANDONE! LIKE A MOVIE STAR OR SOMETHING! I'm probably not the only one who thought this for so long... if u did too, then reply to this comment.....
does he even upload anymore
😮😮😮😮😮😮
Expand dong
How to make him transparent?
Thank you!
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what's the deal with bonzi buddy?
some random name It's apparently some sort of spyware or virus. But I THINK it's good now.
8 minute video of him doing fucking nothing, awesome. good use of peoples' time.
3:21 FUCKKKKK
He is in clear P A I N 3:40
Kup Teraz!
pobre vinesauce se le va a joder su pc
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