TEARS OF VORE 5 | Gears of War 5
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MUSIC ▼
Twinkle of the Lights - Johannes Bornlof
Kait Fucking Diaz, WHO IS THE EMPLOYEE WHO GAVE HER THE HAMMER OF DAWN
*_K A I T F U C K I N D I A Z_*
K A I T. F O O K I N. D I A Z.
DIAZ WHY
“Who gave this man a staple gun?”
shes in control of the hammer of dawn comming the milkyway
Other Carmines: **Dies in bs ways**
Clayton Carmine: Too angry and too badass to die
You know the sole reason he survived was because of a poll they did for gears 3? Apparently back then the fans wanted at least 1 carmine to live.
@@salvadorvega3805 The actual reason is that this guy is an incarnation of the doom marine and therefore literally too angry to die
The doom guy of gears of war.
@@ratman505 i mean shit ur not wrong. His suit looks like the older model of doomguy with a cool helmet.
A. Carmine died in Gears 1 to a sniper headshot.
B. Carmine died in Gears 2 to being digested alive.
C. Carmine is alive and well to this day because he's incredibly competent/lucky and angry.
And Lizzie Carmine takes after Uncle Clayton apparently, which is good, because it'd suck if Lizzie died.
I wonder if Lizzie is A. or B.'s daughter?
16:16 jack comes out of the pit yelling
“You guys want some ammo?!”
A Y B R O Y O U T R Y I N G T O G E T S O M E A M M O ?
"Here comes jack who wants some FUCKING AMMO!!!"
y0u trYNNa gEt S0Me aMMOO0O!?!?!
"WHO DA FUCK WANTS SOME AMMO!?"
Since when do we have good drones?
Jack's final words to the boss:
"YOU WANT SOME AMMO BRO!?"
"CUS I'LL GIVE YOU SOME AMMO!!!!!" *Proceeds to set off what is basically a nuke*
This made me sneeze
People debate on Kait being the main protagonist of 5, but the real hero was Jack. Always Jack.
"I got your ammo bro"
8:11 we can see that kat survived Reach and recovered from the needle in the middle of her brain.
We all know she ain't dumb as shit to turn off her Shields right?....right?!?!?
I laughed when she got needlered lol
Carter: Sacrifices himself to take down a Scarab
Jorge: Sacrifices himself to take out a Supercarrier
Emile: Sacrifices himself to save the Pillar of Autumn
Six: Dies fighting of the entire Covenant army
Kat: oh no needle hurt
She probably has a robotic brain
@@localidiotnumber792 that was never pointed out to me her death was like a normal person's not a spartan
Badger: Man when did we have good drones
Jack: precedes to 1v1 a giant tapeworm
He probably ate all ammo to achieve that.
@@scoutbite4334 Jack: how does 5.56 taste ya fuckin worm?
the size of poland
“YOU DIDN’T SAY PLEASE!!!”
Me playing a healer in ANY MMO
Any time i play cleric in dnd
Warlock ascended to bard
This screams over watch healers
Me with the last first aid kit in L4D2
*XBOX SPONSORED BY XBOX*
i was at home eating book and reading Dorito when phone ring.
"Dom is kil."
*"OK, LIBERAL"*
Kaden Kuszajewdki *”YOU STUPID FUCKING BUREAUCRAT”*
@carter the roller boi r/woosh
He wasn't saying it wasn't sad, it's a joke. Cmon.
Take it as a joke.
@carter the roller boi Good man, You tell em funny jok.
@carter the roller boi Mh yes, Book = Cash money
Cash money = more bok for more cash moneh
How 2 live lif, eat bok get moneh buy more bok
@@ChextheVes4451 wtf is happening
"There's a Communist on American soil!"
*LETHAL FORCE AUTHORIZED*
Nyet, soil is communist
Cue entire school getting shot up.
Fix bayonets boys
@@frenchsoldier8485 FREEEDOM
French Soldier I’m just saying but my Xbox name is legit C0mradSta1in
Jinn: "Hammer of Dawn is bad cuz' civvie casualties"
Also Jinn: *Ordered JD to gun down civvies*
well they were throwing fire bombs at them
Are they civvies, or a guerilla faction? I'm thinking firebombing isn't just a peaceful protest. On second thought, according to the MSM peaceful protests ARE supposed to be fiery.
Exactly why I hate stupid people
@@tonypringles2285 as a player of Gears of War, I know how deadly those incinerary grenades be
Jinn didn't order JD to kill the civvies.
JD ordered JD to kill the civvies.
I’m getting a lot of “Liberty Prime” vibes from this.
*Freedom intensifies*
Red Chinese communists must be destroyed by the hand of liberty and justice .
80% Sand. 20% Gravel. 100% COMUNISM! *Hammer Of Dawn Strikes The Earth.*
Destroy a Communist Chinese in Alaska
O SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEE!
No one:
The boys: "They have high res potato chips"
Lays commercial
The piano during Jack’s death just slapped me in the face... *WITH REACH*
RIP Noble Team!
JORGE WHY!!
No
RIP god bot
You're on your own, Carmine. Jack out.
Oh my God his death _would_ work in reach!
“The Cole train runs on whole grain baby! Whoo!”
The Cole Train cleans up old stains, baby! Whoo!
The cole train has ptsd 😭
@@cheesed-kun8445 WHOO...whoo....whoo...
@@cheesed-kun8445 The only thing the Cole Train can't outrun is the screams.
Cole train, brotherrrrrrr
Bro once Jack officially ascended with that Poland tape worm... That shit just hit somewhere deep.
"Is this any good?"
*obliterates enemy into pieces*
Meeeeehhhhh.... Hit em again. You wanna make sure they're dead, right?
See that guy *he doesn't exist when any explosions are near*
Nobody:
Legitimately no one:
The COG Squad: DOM FUCKENN ---
It cut, due to Marcus telling them to shut the fuck up.
*_D O M F U C K I N D I E S_*
“Dom fucking” now that’s something I DONT want to see
Tayson Cook dies
*Jack uses himself to guide the lasers*
Bajur: OH MY GOD THE DEVASTATION!
Me: badger, Meet the *Hammer of Dawn*, four of these lasers pretty much connecting on the surface pretty much results and is akin to a tactical nuclear weapon going off.....minus the radiation....
Basically, you know how the Covenant glass planets in Halo? It's kinda like that, but it's all human technology instead.
Fun fact: The final years of the Pendulum Wars, the 80 year war that consumed entire generations before the Locust decided to kick in the door and pick up where humanity left off trying to exterminate each other, was dominated in an arms race to see which alliance could build a working Hammer of Dawn first. This thing is literally the analogue to nuclear weapons on Sera, just with the ability to use it anywhere from low power to BURN A CRATER IN THE PLANET'S CRUST THE SIZE OF A SKYSCRAPER!
@@konahrikb1578 Look, I try not to do this, because I'm one myself, but... 🤓🤓🤓
@@Peter-ui6ey Nerds are what keep the world running, and I mean real nerds, not the venture capitalists who give them money and then take credit when the project works.
Carmine family: exists
Literally every game: one of y'all gotta die
Clayton: (._.)
Claytons Additional Response: I will literally fuck the creators of gears of war if they take me out.
At least no carmine died in 3 lol
@@Hunter_Snowfang No, they all died inside.
His daughter died instead since he was not sacrificed to the gear gods
Clayton so i didnt die but dom did.
Badger: “probably going to be demonetized as balls”
Me: “I just sat through 3 adds during the length of this vid”
They'll still run the ads, but he wouldn't be getting shit from it.
@@username12120 Don't need adds when you're getting paid to advertise the game ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@tobsmonster2 now that's the big brain play. As long as the cheque clears it's all good, baby 😎
Bruh, just skip to the end of the video when you first click on it, restart, and vôila! No ads!
@@huntermagnuson8062 Holy bull balls your a genius
16:35 "what is he doing"
"He's beginning to believe"
Batised once by water and second by 🔥
Games I would want Bajur to play:
-Escape From Tarkov
-Insurgency: Sandstorm
-Call of Duty Modern Warfare
-Hell let loose
red faction series, bajur in a game where EVERYTHING is destructible.
yes
GTFO would be amazing
-Titanfall 2
-Warframe
Spec Ops: The line
Badger: is this good?
*Blows up an entire space colony*
Nah he would have done it in the zeon style which is to drop the colony on earth for maximum damage and casualties
12:55 - 13:01 youve done it
youve discovered the true meaning of gaming
I wish gamers and gaming companies would understand this.
"It's all about the game."
Badger: Really good at civilian casualties.
Fuze: That’s my job
Or Womble's...
*hostage hears the other team has a fuze* Ah shit here we go again.
*hostage hears the fuze has a hammer of dawn* OH GO OH FUCK OH FUCKING GOD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RU-
"It's here, then it's there, and whatever was there...... IS GONE."
Reminds me of TH-cam revenue
4:11
I loved that scene!
"Shut the f up fahz!"
*Spoiler for Gear of War 69*:
BADGER
FUCKEN
DIES.
"Oh, you want to hear about Gears 3?"
*Can opens*
Let us talk about Ania not being part of our team anymore ... *cries in brazilian*
*siiip* LIBERAL
10:12
My favorite part is grouse as jack.😂
“Gears of War 3: DOM FUCKEN DIES”
Too soon badger too soon 😞
To soon.
To soon.
Way too soon.
It has been a decade how tf is that to soon!?!
@@DanielMartin-eq2kk because it's to soon
Tapeworm: *ANGEREY*
Jack: *SILENCE LIBERAL*
Just Grouse reciting Liberty Prime quotes has me coming back to this video because it just adds to the video. XD
"It has the formula of running around and tearing shit in half like a pinata"
Sounds like Doom to me
*bout to blow up the whole of Antarctica*
"huh"
"it'll be fine"
it'll be fine
Del ducking hilarious
3:32 was my reaction to how the newest game revolves around Kait.
I just wanna play as Marcus damn it!!!
Least it ain't the Disney Star Wars trilogy.
@@Baldwin-iv445
If I’m being honest, it looks like it can end up that way…..
When the piano started playing my friend yelled remember reach. And butchered the Halsey speech. Then we all started saying quotes from different games until credits rolled.
As it should be
I mean, both games have halo reach characters
Thermite - "A big fucking hole coming right up"
@@engineertechno5108 imagine online multiplayer with your character/skins
"I'd rather be dead than red"
-Hosseiman Soleimane (circa 2019 01-02)
14:46 Heavenly in a fucken nutshell.
Heavenly is to Badger as Cyanide is to SovietWomble.
Anyone: I love communism!
Badger: *Heavy breathing*
THEN PERISH
Better death than red
*USSR Anthem instead*
i just imagine the space marine graphic at the start of heavy flamer heresy where it just drops a hammer on u yelling DIE!
@@Dante_-cg3fq then perish
“It’s faz right”
“Yes sir”
“SHUT TF UP LIBERAL!”
R4GE Flames can’t wait for badger to play doom eternal
I like how they turned an apocalyptic sci-fi game into a sitcom
No one:
Jack sacrificing itself for the others to live: that shit hurted.
Himself Jack is now a man of his country.
How many times does jack saves his friends
legoike 123 if you got the name jack 90% you’re gonna die saving someone
That's true tho
Me: *Has recently been to DeviantArt and back*
Badger: Gears of Vore
Me: Gears... of... *WHAT!!!*
Oh lord, you SURVIVED?!
Shadow X4 Well of course I did, but unfortunately it was only my body that escaped, my precious virgin mind was ripped away... gone forever... reduced to atoms....
Vore fucks you up. You're never the same after you see it.
The 8 Madness, thats not the worst part of it, sometimes... It follows you..
Oh shit, I think a pred is outside my window... *FUUUUUUUU-*
Heavenly laughing at the name Dave is the most Heavenly thing I've ever seen.
Y'know, as cool as siege is, I'm glad you didn't end up getting stuck unable to do other things and only playing siege. I know you haven't been stuck to it for a long ass time but I can imagine how mind numbing playing only that game forever would be, so I'm happy to see you didn't fall into that hole. Love the video boojer, keep it up!!
I know! I loved his original videos like this where he played dead space and Dey’s ex and just shitposted😂
You should’ve just called the “Hammer of Dawn” the “Carolina Reaper: The Gun”
Or:
*_The Sun is a Deadly Lazer._*
i would call it:
*The ION CANNON*
Petko Fuchalksi *_I NOTICE THAT FUCKING STAR WARS REFERENCE_* or was it another reference my dumbass brain doesn’t get
FIRE THE GLASSING BEAM.
@@mistamemewide I see what you did there
15:00 I am so happy to share the same name as Cole
"Your black guy doesn't even go "Wooo" or have flashbacks to when he was in the NFL"
“Is he even really black?"
It literally BROKE my heart when Jack Died. Homie been there since the beginning😭
Kev R.I.P Jack may you go to heaven unlike communism
Bruh same
Jack Fuckin Died
@@tannerhomo3287 bruh, communism is haven
Different JACK.
"Turning murder into a sprite dunk contest"
Quote of the year folks
You can’t just say “An M rated version of Emperors New Groove” without elaborating!
HOW THE HELL DO YOU ELABORATE ON THAT?😂😂😂
As someone who lives, breaths, and eats gears of war. That into/summary of the games was amazing. 10/10 want more
The piano music badger mentioned is called 'bittersweet victory' and is a reference to the old saying:
"All wars end with a bittersweet victory. They are no winners and losers, only survivors"
14:46 the Cole Train has no brakes
Badger: I don't like Communism.
Everyone: *Ra-ra-rasputin stops*
Don't forget moskau comrade
Biyouki You realize Rasputin was friends with the Tsar, right?
@Juan Cortez Muro piss off bot.
The RUSSIAN badger hates communism..?
7:50 He hey. I, shape-shifted into a dead guy.
Gear general: Drop the Hammer!!
Jack: A duty honorably discharged..*Dies like an absolute legend*
“God just got out of Olive Garden”
I can’t breathe😂😂😂
Jack: Never thought it would end like this, huh Baird?
Do you even drift
I love the use of Master Chief for the "I don't know what any of these words mean" clip.
Nobody:
TheRussian Badger: “The *Balltalk*”
Nima Hanna What the hell do you expect from a person pronounces Kapkan as “CapCan”
4:20 I SHIP IT
ALSO PERFECT TIMING
Silence Liberal!
"Cuts said liberal in half"
Ooooh that was soooo gooood.
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Cole: COLE TRAIN BAYBEY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
STAND UP
FALL DOWN
STAND UP
FALL DOWN
STAND UP FALL DOWN Cole's theme song is awesome af
Yeah, woo, bring it on suckah, that's my kinda shit
Its dinner time bitch XD
1:03 I literally almost died because of this. Was taking a drink at that exact moment, regurgitated half drank apple juice in a fit of "that funny as hell" and damn near passed out from coughing out my lungs. 110% totally worth it and watched it 3x more times.
‘an M rated version of the emperors new groove’
-Gears 4
"YOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY?!?!" died laughing
Got punched in the balls for nothing 😭🤣🤣🤌🔥
i dont care if its a video form 2020 or 2019 , badger always makes me laugh with all the random stuff he does on games at the same time he plays said games in mostly ways it isnt meant to be played. i just love the chaos
5:56
No one:
SCP-049: *PESTILENCE*
I smell Pestilence
MTF be like: another security breach at [REDACTED] another day of work
@@dovahkiin_brasil LOL, ikr
@Juan Cortez Muro i know 049 is HILARIOUS
*go go im distracting*
SOMEONE SAY *PESTILENCE?*
*_PESTILENCE!!!!_*
Bruh I was trying to drink lemonade and all I hear is "Who needs some ammo" then I choked and it turned into a coughing fit.
Thank you badger
"Are you crying Brother?"
"These are heavy tears Brother"
*single many tear for ending, getting mad Mass Effect vibes*
“i’m hanging back from a FOOKEN train”
FOOKIN LAZOR TRAIN
15:35 "A DUTY....HONORABLY...DISCHARGED"
Badger: *Has vore in title
TH-cam: So anyway, I started demonetizing
Wait, does that mean TH-cam staff saw thousand upon thousand of vore vid and pics?!!
Those poor, poor soul
Press F to pay respect to all the TH-cam staff who sacrifice their own eyes for our safety
@@b-17theflyingfortress now imagine how that is for the furry porn site mods, theyve gotta see that stuff and *worse* every day.
@@blehh_mae
Reporter: What do you do for a living.
The TH-cam staff: I watch vore stuff and take them down.
(Awkward silence)
“Communism is the very definition of failure” that’s going on my wall.
Adam Caldwell communism is a small step back in the way of freedom
I mean... your giving your people something to say, just how to say it, that's better than say nothing right? So, yeah, communism is a step in the right direct- OH GOD *Hears china outside my door.*
BonFire606 “Communist detected on American soil, lethal force inengaged”
Just might have to put that on an AR-15 some how
Im going to be honest. The title took me by surprise. Being a fan of both of these things and seeing them together like this on youtube caught me off guard.
HOL UP!!! I know I'm three years late but what do you mean by that?
@@Scrap_Goblinn I mean its kinda clear im a fan of the Gears games and Vore.
TH-cam : *Sees Title*
Also TH-cam: *Laughs in Demonitization*
Why do I feel like badger is about to clone himself and start singing that they are number one.
We are number one
Badger: use Benjamin carmine as model in 0:51
Me: “Sarge I hurt”
Badger: Mentions symmetrical features.
Giant mole above eye: Am i a joke to you?
giant mole *_T H I C C_*
I've heard Badger has some other website where he puts up videos, where is that?
@@arminosas pornhub
"The hell's my ex-wife doin here?"
Ok, Boomer
NOT THE MOMMA BITCH
That is all I'm thinking of from your profile pic
Shut your mouth.
3:25
YoU qUesTiOn ThE wOrDs Of ThE mIgHtY jImMy?!?!
Thanks for putting it here😂
1:15 will be seared into my brain until the end of time.
Plooot Twiiiii-
"It'll be fine."
A wise man once said
14:28
I still get caught off guard by this f*ckin joke, even 5 months later
@David Wolford lemme drive the boat
"Death is a preferable alternative to communism"
*Pushes up glasses* actually that would be watching badger
I feel like the hammer of dawn is a weapon made by fuze
ah ahah, I get it.
@Goth Jesus oh shit the crossover nobody realized
16:07 heroes: we saved the city.
the city:
Badger: names video "Tears of Vore"
Me: You scoundrel, i'm interested
Nobody
Flashback: Oh you wanna hear about gears 3 (opens soda)DOM FUCKIN DIES
What video was that from I'm trying to find it
It was kaid
When searching "vore" this wasn't the exact result I was looking for, but Christ I'm happy I clicked on it anyways.
If I hadn't searched vore for other reasons, I wouldn't have found this amazing channel!
This channel is actually how I discovered what vore was.
Bro you missed out on the best Mr. Freeze Quote: “It wasn’t a meteor that killed the dinosaurs... It was the Ice Age!!!”
“Pain is mandatory” is something i’d expect to hear from Sen. Armstrong
Grouse is literally perfect for playing as Jack.
Battlefield
"I want the real Russian Badger"
R6S
"I said the real Russian Badger"
Gears of War
PERFECTION👌👏✅
"Who cares about collateral damage when we got a sick ass space lazer"
‐badger 2020
Fact facts: In the Gears universe it take place on a Earth like planet in the year 1000AD where it has over 400+ days and everyone ages different
5:57
AWAKEN, MY MASTERS!
*Cue the Aztec Dubstep*
Jack sacrifices himself
Everyone on the internet: my heart is so hurt
Everyone within a 200m radius: excuse me wtf