Cursed Chess...

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  • @CauseOfBSOD
    @CauseOfBSOD ปีที่แล้ว +2015

    "along with this crowbar he just found"
    I died laughing!

    • @Pan_Highlighter
      @Pan_Highlighter ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Wayyyy too good for so few views

    • @Vibinboi
      @Vibinboi ปีที่แล้ว +28

      The freeze frame tho

    • @CHOONGJUNYUMoe
      @CHOONGJUNYUMoe ปีที่แล้ว +5

      if u died how did u comment dis...... sus

    • @patfusty9950
      @patfusty9950 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CHOONGJUNYUMoeit’s an exaggeration idiot

    • @CPU122.
      @CPU122. ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, it took the wind out of me

  • @linusjingco3370
    @linusjingco3370 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1185

    This is severely underrated.

    • @sandysandilya3852
      @sandysandilya3852 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No...this comment is overrated

    • @ghabsterlol7768
      @ghabsterlol7768 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      it seriously is!

    • @coolcatcastle8
      @coolcatcastle8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      fr this is like one of those random videos from 2015 you find in your playlist and then instantly rewatch

    • @hisupwassup
      @hisupwassup ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@coolcatcastle8 this video is inspired by "how to play chess properly", which came out around 2013, and in the description it says that it was sent by somebody on email. So yes, this is one of random videos that appear randomly, be it your playlist or email.
      They could also lie, but i dislike that idea

    • @italiangamer6956
      @italiangamer6956 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For real this is so underrated is so hilarious

  • @partydude4226
    @partydude4226 ปีที่แล้ว +805

    I love the reference with the inverted rook technique.
    Also, the last frame just being the two kings hovering was hilarious.

    • @youtubeaccount8074
      @youtubeaccount8074 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Its a maniac1075 refrence

    • @jetconnordude
      @jetconnordude ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@youtubeaccount8074 that joke was actually from a BBC sketch in that video on that TH-cam channel was just stolen

    • @carmeniuniamircea1149
      @carmeniuniamircea1149 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bro renamed the rook to "Dinnerbone" 💀

  • @Veozhus
    @Veozhus ปีที่แล้ว +428

    This is "never let them know your next move" in its purest form

  • @heyumnew1401
    @heyumnew1401 ปีที่แล้ว +722

    Magnus Carlsen has been real quiet since this dropped

    • @joannehill6648
      @joannehill6648 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      169 likes but no comments? Let me fix that

    • @treysonnier1961
      @treysonnier1961 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@joannehill6648 Carefully now, he’s a hero

  • @I_Bean11
    @I_Bean11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +721

    I wanna see people play chest like this more

    • @nightglide_
      @nightglide_ ปีที่แล้ว +30

      “chest”
      You from ohio?

    • @I_Bean11
      @I_Bean11 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@nightglide_ no that was just a mistake I missed lol

    • @Spax_
      @Spax_ ปีที่แล้ว +28

      anarchy chess is amazing

    • @tomikun8057
      @tomikun8057 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Spax_ beta decay

    • @zacuddin3821
      @zacuddin3821 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@@Spax_ chest*

  • @gentleman12702
    @gentleman12702 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    One time an AI was playing against an AI and one of them moved their pawn backwards, so this is pretty accurate.

  • @illusionaryheart3325
    @illusionaryheart3325 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    “The officer, of course, is suspended with pay”
    Jesus christ that’s accurate

    • @KopperNeoman
      @KopperNeoman ปีที่แล้ว

      Police only get fired for catching crooks.

    • @lolliii5477
      @lolliii5477 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i dont get it
      maybe i didnt study law appliancing for so long

    • @jennyjin1617
      @jennyjin1617 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      I don’t get it either but based on the humour I’d say it’s probably something like how officers get little punishment compared to what they did (in this case they were bribed or told someone to plant evidence and while the guy to did the deed was killed by the officer, the officier only got suspended and still got pay).

    • @samplename2106
      @samplename2106 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      ​@@lolliii5477very simple version: Cop does bad thing, gets raise

    • @lolliii5477
      @lolliii5477 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@samplename2106 w h a t .

  • @snake2314
    @snake2314 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    Yo the fact the kings didn’t even move an inch after the crowbar hit made me break 💀

  • @myla_or_lilac
    @myla_or_lilac ปีที่แล้ว +1466

    This video...is how ChatGPT plays chess.

    • @RobloxGamer2826Lo
      @RobloxGamer2826Lo ปีที่แล้ว +18

      SO TRUE

    • @oni8337
      @oni8337 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      r/anarchychess*

    • @littlemurrcat08
      @littlemurrcat08 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      How in Ohio play chess

    • @objectshowfan362
      @objectshowfan362 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      So true. I tried playing chess against chatGPT and it kept making illegal moves.

    • @kburton7530
      @kburton7530 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      5:30

  • @myself3412
    @myself3412 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    idk why but the funniest part to me is when king castle's with knight, out of all the jokes in here seeing something that simple but still wrong is so funny for some reason

    • @lolliii5477
      @lolliii5477 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      along with all the controllable and disorganized chaos and *entrophy polluting the cosmos -*

  • @igorjosue8957
    @igorjosue8957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    bro is playing chess 5 and chess 3 hasnt even been launched

    • @hundredLeech
      @hundredLeech ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I would argue it has. There's Chess, 5D Chess, and FPS Chess, all very different games.

    • @tomikun8057
      @tomikun8057 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      this is anarchychess

    • @wryyy2841
      @wryyy2841 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@hundredLeech shotgun king and quantum chess too

    • @MrRaellima
      @MrRaellima ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@wryyy2841 don't forget checkmate showdown, the street fighter of chess

    • @ShadowHazy
      @ShadowHazy ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You must be sleeping under a rock for a real long time. The dev has already released chess 4.5. I heard chess 5 is gonna be next year.

  • @Wh1teNoise616
    @Wh1teNoise616 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    I like how with all of these cursed chess games there ends up being a gay relationship and the bishop ends up leaving lol

    • @KopperNeoman
      @KopperNeoman ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's so unrealistic the way everyone respects the bishop's religion.

    • @MaliEmpireKing
      @MaliEmpireKing 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      In the anarchy chess game, the two knights from other teams start dating, but the bishop doesn’t leave. The bishop is labeled as a sex offender, and leaves anyways.

  • @alexruska9390
    @alexruska9390 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I like how the bishop still left diagonally because of two pawns from different teams start a new life

  • @troytheperson139
    @troytheperson139 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    I like how this started so normally but after the like 3 turn it fucking devolved into chaos

  • @AGoodUsernameWithoutNumbers
    @AGoodUsernameWithoutNumbers ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I love how in the end the kings are literally floating

  • @natey313
    @natey313 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    The drone strike played by black was a huge blunder... Instead, he should have called in the British Royal Guard and removed both of white's pawns and his Queen, then a followup with a Bait and Switch Advanced, which would let him gain control of White's Bishop before it aged, allowing him to make a double attack with both bishops and win the game

    • @myself3412
      @myself3412 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nope, Never would have worked you see on turn 4 the Queen actually called the British prime minister and set up a tea party of which she took on turn 6, if you blink you'll miss it, with this in place on turn 7 the Prime minister signed an anti-violence pact with the Queen's kingdom thus if black called they would have instead sent the British Royal Guard his way, thus doubling his problems. What black should have done is send the king to mars on turn 3 it would take the king 3 days to get back but they would then have the support of the aliens with the understanding that the aliens now have full right to rule society, thusly on turn 8 the white player would have the Queen call the prime minister and ask for their assistance the aliens would then kill the Prime minister on turn 9 causing the white queen to lost the trust of the British people causing a rebellion. With the rebellion, the aliens and the Black player the white player is now fighting a war on 3 fronts leading to them losing to a checkmate in 2 moves I do not realistically see a way the white player could escape this fate

    • @sacrificiallamb4568
      @sacrificiallamb4568 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@myself3412 Wring, they should have waited for Xorbon the magnetism god to summon them, causing the pieces to fly upwards and the game to end in a stalemate, handshake and broken wrist.

    • @myself3412
      @myself3412 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sacrificiallamb4568 I forgot about Xorbon but he stopped summoning years ago it really shook up the meta

    • @sacrificiallamb4568
      @sacrificiallamb4568 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's it, I'm shaking up Xorbon with a blender move.

  • @shirocraban3978
    @shirocraban3978 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    It's like watching Calvin&Hobbes play chess

  • @mewhenthe8174
    @mewhenthe8174 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Bro this is hilarious, super underrated. I loved the part where black spent his turn studying chess lol

  • @froggycolouring
    @froggycolouring ปีที่แล้ว +39

    When I first watched the video at the start I was like “hey, wait! Pawns can’t move backwards!” And now I’m just like, “mmm… yes, makes sense”

  • @RandomPerson-sh9tu
    @RandomPerson-sh9tu ปีที่แล้ว +21

    5:06 The only thing they didn't mention which I didn't even notice until now...the black and white pawn were on the same line before, but when the black pawn moved it went to the next line over!

  • @underlife8858
    @underlife8858 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    What we study for: checkers
    What's on the test:

  • @EEEEEE-oo1fz
    @EEEEEE-oo1fz ปีที่แล้ว +9

    1:48 "horse video" "queen takes on 15 rooks at once" "2 rooks one pawn" "king gets checked by a femboy pawn"

  • @nathantowe4148
    @nathantowe4148 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Every video you guys post tops all the others, this is peak comedy😂

  • @georgelopez2001
    @georgelopez2001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    the commentating is so good i love it

    • @bananabreadmedia
      @bananabreadmedia  2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Glad you think our terrible accents were good lol

  • @prons_gaming5083
    @prons_gaming5083 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    "Gameplay is unaffected"😂

  • @lamtungbenny6214
    @lamtungbenny6214 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    1:43 Michael Jackson 😂

  • @DANKE738
    @DANKE738 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Don't you hate it when a worm hole sucks your chess board out of the room

  • @coleslaw4892
    @coleslaw4892 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    5:29 “aaaaalong with this crowbar he has found-“ *breaking sounds of stuff with wooden axe exposed as not being a crowbar*

    • @coleslaw4892
      @coleslaw4892 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      5:31 *on 0.25x speed* it’s wood and in a axe shape

  • @Crazy56U
    @Crazy56U 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    That freeze frame at the end was so fucking powerful, my God.

  • @challscardenas5232
    @challscardenas5232 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    White could've usted interconintal ballistic misiles startegy at firts and that could be a key move

  • @commander1488
    @commander1488 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "lost the children thru legal struggle"
    "gameplay unaffected"😂😂😂

  • @ShinwaneKido
    @ShinwaneKido 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I LOST AT THE "TAPS FOR 3 MANA" PART

    • @phantomcrafter146
      @phantomcrafter146 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same lol

    • @minchy9094
      @minchy9094 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But then black taps 2 island, plays counterspell, and deletes putrify

    • @Haxihoovis
      @Haxihoovis ปีที่แล้ว

      @@minchy9094 I, bored of this madness, tap 4 white mana to play Day of Judgement, removing all nonland permanents.

    • @mrchicken5943
      @mrchicken5943 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@minchy9094 nah use force of will. Then u can save ur 2 islands for Time Warp.

    • @mrchicken5943
      @mrchicken5943 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Haxihoovis Teferri's Protection moment. Also just use the Nevinyrrl's Disk u played on turn 2 using Sol Ring

  • @Slineryo
    @Slineryo ปีที่แล้ว +9

    5:32 rare moment of two kings flying

    • @ScorpionKong422
      @ScorpionKong422 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      James:GOOB IS THAT YOU I HAVEN'T SEEN Y'ALL SINCE oh wait a hour ago it felt like a day already

    • @santhoshisridaran1157
      @santhoshisridaran1157 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Brr that is comepletely correct

  • @MaliEmpireKing
    @MaliEmpireKing 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    “White’s queen gains a proton” lmao what

  • @thefbi3350
    @thefbi3350 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Black king is thankful for not getting shot just like his queen did

  • @Chantzzz
    @Chantzzz ปีที่แล้ว +31

    This hurts me physically and emotionally. But gave me a good laugh

    • @abcdefg9825
      @abcdefg9825 ปีที่แล้ว

      11 likes and 0 comments? Let me fix that.

    • @Chantzzz
      @Chantzzz ปีที่แล้ว

      @@abcdefg9825 I didn't even noticed I got 11 likes

  • @P5dfsf64g36
    @P5dfsf64g36 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:30 that French sureender got me

  • @pandaomar804
    @pandaomar804 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Confusing but intertaining

  • @nonameTimeFile
    @nonameTimeFile ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The "Cursed" chess started when white move pawn backwards

  • @AI__Machine
    @AI__Machine ปีที่แล้ว +6

    what a game looks like to a random person.
    5:34 When he hits the table with the crowbar, the pieces stay perfectly still for just a few frames, like they just suddenly started to fly. lol, love physics.

  • @OneOhEff
    @OneOhEff ปีที่แล้ว +11

    it’s just that every so often, someone ends up reinventing homestuck

  • @katsu6624
    @katsu6624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This is so underrated this video needs to blow up

  • @osmosisjohns5650
    @osmosisjohns5650 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Most entertaining thing I've seen all year kudos to u bruv

  • @Banana_Fusion
    @Banana_Fusion ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "the officer, of course, is suspended with pay"
    Ohhhhhhh I love casual controversy comedy

  • @DarlingBryan
    @DarlingBryan ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:33 blud changed race.

  • @mydeadstarbedk5715
    @mydeadstarbedk5715 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This made me laugh so hard that I almost coughed to death.

  • @NedjouaMario
    @NedjouaMario ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i like how the nudey chess piece part is the most replayed part

  • @markwest1937
    @markwest1937 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    ‘Twas not a shitshow, it was ART!

  • @NotXecutioner
    @NotXecutioner ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ballade no 1 fits perfectly with this video

  • @Yomesto
    @Yomesto ปีที่แล้ว +4

    not only did the black pawn lose custody over it's kids but the poor guy also got killed by cyanide after 27 turns....a tragic story

  • @mrpages6384
    @mrpages6384 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Now this is real chess! And not a single en passant in sight!

  • @mslabo102s2
    @mslabo102s2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:01 That move is also one of many illegal moves in this. Putrefy only destroy one creature.

  • @Benay_For_YHWH
    @Benay_For_YHWH ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:30 GOT ME DYING ☠️

  • @itchyanklez5045
    @itchyanklez5045 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    10/10 you guys are hilarious

  • @someoneusedtobeknown2645
    @someoneusedtobeknown2645 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:25
    You beautiful person, the Bishop moves diagonally off the board

  • @jinopark426
    @jinopark426 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is what happened when me and my clueless freinds played chess for the first time. The instuctor died of laugther 😂

  • @derekwu4302
    @derekwu4302 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    either the camera mirrored the video... or the board is set up the wrong way.
    Either way, this video cracked me up. Thank you!

    • @myself3412
      @myself3412 ปีที่แล้ว

      no it's not queen always goes on her own color

    • @derekwu4302
      @derekwu4302 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@myself3412 yes and the white king does on the right. But in the video, the white king is on the left. That means that the board is turned 90 degrees, flipping the black and white squares.

  • @Talmond
    @Talmond ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Smashes table:
    Black King: I can fly

  • @lack_o_black
    @lack_o_black ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Chess studios really came up with such a banger, we have waited for this update of the game around 400000 years

  • @NerdeeBoi
    @NerdeeBoi ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:32 YYOOOOO, bros got the Ultra Agents Mission HQ, I love that set

  • @bevbasman
    @bevbasman ปีที่แล้ว +17

    2:37 is the funniest joke in the video.

  • @nishagupta2983
    @nishagupta2983 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    1:47 gets start to cursed even more

  • @romania_christian
    @romania_christian ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Chatgpt playing chess:

  • @Iliasometing
    @Iliasometing ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Chess played perfectly is a draw

  • @Grif_on96
    @Grif_on96 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    lmao , best shitpost of my week
    actually , this entire show remind me of childhood silly games

  • @CarbonatedCondensation
    @CarbonatedCondensation ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As someone who plays chess, this kills me inside. Moving the pieces back… Though I will say that copying the other person’s moves is a genuine strategy called mirror move.

  • @torpeda8766
    @torpeda8766 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I only liked 80 non-musical videos in 3 years, this one is one of them! This is so good, and only has 500 views at the moment. Hope you grow up

  • @PanJakubPuchaty
    @PanJakubPuchaty 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "using a classic french surrendering technique" I died 😂

  • @papyrussemi2848
    @papyrussemi2848 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The game progressed way too fast for either side to deploy the Mega Chessatron.

  • @tanayanshureddy7323
    @tanayanshureddy7323 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When you decide to olay illegal moves against chatgpt

  • @Apparition-hl1vv
    @Apparition-hl1vv ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Not the your lie in April music in the background 😭😭

    • @bananabreadmedia
      @bananabreadmedia  ปีที่แล้ว

      NO WAY it’s in the show too? That’s so funny 😅

    • @Apparition-hl1vv
      @Apparition-hl1vv ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yea it was the final piece that kousei and kaori played

  • @cuongtranmanh3794
    @cuongtranmanh3794 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is a random video TH-cam recommended me. I have no ideal WTF is happening but I love it XD

  • @RussellBernstein-dd6pk
    @RussellBernstein-dd6pk ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love watching this, and we all need a sequel.

  • @Pablo-fs5ot
    @Pablo-fs5ot ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is amazing and I would love 15 more episodes

  • @MoleMan12
    @MoleMan12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Black responds by studying 'The art of war' and flips the board around"
    I absolutely loved this vid.

  • @highflyingknowledge5659
    @highflyingknowledge5659 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    board is set up wrong you need to flip the board 90 degrees and then flipping the king and queen

  • @hisupwassup
    @hisupwassup ปีที่แล้ว +2

    not canon, nobody even tried going for megachessatron

  • @Hamoud4k
    @Hamoud4k ปีที่แล้ว +2

    " pawnhub" and the "Six White Pawns Check and Stalemate Petite Black Pawn" bruh I died after I heard that

  • @abarette_
    @abarette_ ปีที่แล้ว +2

    saw the michael jackson reversion coming, tbh. People always do this shit after the opponent manages a three-turn unknown mind control

  • @blockmaster3057
    @blockmaster3057 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    A very back and forth match, it could have gone either way

  • @TsarBomba69420
    @TsarBomba69420 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3:31 Whites money is still visible

    • @bananabreadmedia
      @bananabreadmedia  ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shhhhhhhhhhh....

    • @VATJON
      @VATJON 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@bananabreadmedia I wanna talk about it. Hey everyone! Wanna talk about it?

  • @acanthus_et_adonis8922
    @acanthus_et_adonis8922 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I mean,,,
    what else could I expect from a channel called “Banana & Bread” besides a masterpiece-

  • @anghme28ang11
    @anghme28ang11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That backflip goes hard

  • @RoseBadger
    @RoseBadger 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    love this video, absolutely amazing. it makes me think of anarchy chess

  • @clickingz
    @clickingz ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thi viedio shall go viral twice

  • @jester7104
    @jester7104 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My man, the putrefy from mtg killed me (literally, destroyed target creature).

  • @DeafMarsh
    @DeafMarsh 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    PLAYING LEFT HANDED?!
    You must be reeaaally confident.

  • @Sim0132
    @Sim0132 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Underrated asf
    Edit:no way this video Haven't got 1m views yet 💀

  • @austinconklin4337
    @austinconklin4337 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Possibly the best vid ive ever seen lmfao

  • @lisaallgood-hall4958
    @lisaallgood-hall4958 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “Using a classic French surrendering move.”

  • @croassung3721
    @croassung3721 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    how come there haven't been any reaction videos on this
    this is a beauty from the heavens

  • @netizen10008
    @netizen10008 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “It was actually just Michael Jackson, he he” But the smooth criminal lean as well

  • @flourishingneo
    @flourishingneo ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This should be the actual chess rules

  • @Eradicator-MK-IV
    @Eradicator-MK-IV ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "If chess becomes stupid, adjust to become stupider"
    Sun Tzu, who was actually from Sedna

  • @sunset911
    @sunset911 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I want to see this be played at a real tournament...

  • @TheCosmicJarbous
    @TheCosmicJarbous ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The way they just started flying

  • @graywyatt8517
    @graywyatt8517 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Every single move in this video has bothered me so much

  • @passable
    @passable ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ah yes, classic half life gambit and crowbar defense.

  • @Some_Random_CD
    @Some_Random_CD ปีที่แล้ว +1

    THAT "He he" caught me off😂