Alex Jones Is Out A Billion | Walker Changes The Subject | Zuck Bets Legs Will Save His Metaverse

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  • Stephen reacts to the news of a billion dollar judgment against Alex Jones, catches up on the latest stump speech from Senate candidate Herschel Walker, and looks in on Mark Zuckerberg's plan to save the metaverse. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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  • @Iseerightthruyou
    @Iseerightthruyou ปีที่แล้ว +203

    $975 million and the Judge still has to decide on punitive damages which could be as much as double. Then there is the almost $50 million in Texas, and there is still 6 more trials to go.

    • @Xtremeproducts
      @Xtremeproducts ปีที่แล้ว +12

      When it rains it pours. LoL

    • @GenRN
      @GenRN ปีที่แล้ว +11

      $965 Million PLUS ATTORNEYS FEES! 🙌🙌🙌🙌

    • @tylerkeller8869
      @tylerkeller8869 ปีที่แล้ว

      @lv2rock2sofukoff:
      As much as it fills me with utter satisfaction to know Jones will finally get some accountability, the MAGgot faithful are still out there. They are going to take this as even more reason to cling to the lies and continue supporting psychos like Jones & Donny Comb-Over.

    • @jimsachtjen119
      @jimsachtjen119 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      There's no jailtime in civil suits and he's still allowed to do his broadcast and he certainly doesn't have a billion dollars so what's the point of this whole circus. Where's the accountability for his actions. There is none.

    • @philipfahy9658
      @philipfahy9658 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jimsachtjen119 Because they can now garnish his wages. So every broadcast he makes from here on out will be going towards paying the Sandy Hook victims. As he is an estimated 900 million in the red, it's unlikely that he will ever even get back to a net worth of 0. He will leave his family nothing. There is some level of justice.

  • @d.e.7467
    @d.e.7467 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    A billion. Tears of joy for the families.

  • @tjh4115
    @tjh4115 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Stacy Abrams said something about Hershal. This isn't a direct quote, but it was after a great interview when she was asked about him, about his intellect or ability to state a fact with clairity, "His talents are on the field. He does well in football"

  • @mynameisnotbetty
    @mynameisnotbetty ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Why did Stephen not do the Dr. Evil pinky move when he said "one BILLION dollars"? That would have been awesome! 😂

  • @RahRan123
    @RahRan123 ปีที่แล้ว +3231

    As a Canadian, the only thing I learned from Hershel Walker is that if I could vote in America I would vote for The Honorable Reverend Dr. Raphael Gamaliel Warnock

  • @russellcampbell9198
    @russellcampbell9198 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Stephen's reaction to Walker's "story" - 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @1984isnow
    @1984isnow ปีที่แล้ว +284

    The moral of the story is every walker story ends in more bull.

    • @mtaylor7307
      @mtaylor7307 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The GOP made that story up for him to tell. They all LOL

    • @enviromental2565
      @enviromental2565 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You read my mind! 🐮

    • @Monika-mh2je
      @Monika-mh2je ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I would ask Rick Scott behind him, disturbingly he's always wearing a Navy hat and he voted against the veteran's bill a month ago.😡

    • @dtschuor459
      @dtschuor459 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Too bad you weren’t in the writer’s room that day…🏆

    • @stephencoldbear
      @stephencoldbear ปีที่แล้ว

      And three of them are preD-nent!

  • @Zimani08
    @Zimani08 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    Stephen’s face after that Herschel Walker story is all of us. Thank you, sir

    • @jamiegoodrich4036
      @jamiegoodrich4036 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I read this just as they cut to his face. Accurate. 😂

    • @gerrycanyerryyerry9641
      @gerrycanyerryyerry9641 ปีที่แล้ว

      Imagine if Stephen was funny or had any credibility. 😂

    • @eardamagehistory
      @eardamagehistory ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gerrycanyerryyerry9641 Piss off Creep!

    • @theduder2617
      @theduder2617 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gerrycanyerryyerry9641
      Imagine if you wouldn't click on every post made by someone you make false statements against.
      Please realize that comments such as yours ONLY EVER exposes the sheer intentional ignorance of the person leaving such a comment. Main reason: THEY FOLLOW THE VERY PERSON/CONTENT THEY CLAIM TO DESPISE OR OTHERWISE NOT LIKE.
      That is EXACTLY the same as not liking a bullet entering your eye, yet looking down the barrel while squeezing the trigger.
      I despise intentional uneducated ignorance. I do not follow nor click on such content for that very reason.
      Why would you even be here unless:
      1. You are merely attempting to troll others
      2. You are only messing around
      3. You are actually following content from a person whose work you actually do not like.
      I have on a few occasions, mistaken typed sarcasm as an actual statement. After all, there is no sarcasm font for the internet. But I am leaning towards option 1 or 3 here. Neither of which look very good for you.

    • @katkatsanis
      @katkatsanis ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, that was cheap therapy right there : )

  • @YasserUM
    @YasserUM ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Never noticed that ear thing until he pointed it out! Been watching since the Colbert Report days.

    • @Carebearritual
      @Carebearritual ปีที่แล้ว

      same! learn something new every day i guess

  • @abba3629
    @abba3629 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    The Expression on Alex Jones Face, when Jury pronounced the Verdict, Worth:
    $1 Billion.

    • @jamesgoines7663
      @jamesgoines7663 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Set the example. Make it $2 billion, so others will get the message to never engaged in such an immoral and unscrupulous behavior.

    • @pickledragonrebel
      @pickledragonrebel ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Priceless actually

    • @jamesgoines7663
      @jamesgoines7663 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pickledragonrebel agreed!

  • @SherryEllesson
    @SherryEllesson ปีที่แล้ว +91

    The moral of the story is: don't let Herschel Walker near a dairy farm...or your kids!

    • @lone6523
      @lone6523 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ….or guns, women, or politics.

    • @karenquehl6869
      @karenquehl6869 ปีที่แล้ว

      A police badge! How do Republicans find these ignorant people to run for office?

    • @gerrycanyerryyerry9641
      @gerrycanyerryyerry9641 ปีที่แล้ว

      You misspelled Biden, racist.

  • @petnapapeterson5169
    @petnapapeterson5169 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Colbert’s expression listening to Walker speak was absolutely hilarious. President Biden and a Seinfeld episode of #1 Dad working out 🏋️‍♀️

  • @YourWealthCome
    @YourWealthCome ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Walker telling that story reminds me of the South Park episode where Johnny Cochran used the Chewbacca defense and a juror’s head exploded.. I feel like that Juror.

  • @vicentequintero2030
    @vicentequintero2030 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    Don’t forget that Alex Jones’s own attorneys turned over evidence to the prosecution. Even HIS OWN LAWYERS were tired of his shit 😂😂

    • @DeathBean89
      @DeathBean89 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      "accidentally" lol

    • @kindlin
      @kindlin ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@DeathBean89 Legal Eagle did cover this in some detail, and it makes a tiny bit more sense than the headlines you'll read. But it was still gross negligence, regardless, with client information.

    • @Malky24
      @Malky24 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If your own lawyers are not only happy to take the L but seem like they're actively working towards it then you'd think it might be time for some self-examination.
      Unfortunately Jones is a lunatic.

    • @tvtothepoint
      @tvtothepoint ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Malky24
      Jones gives lunatics a bad name.

    • @Zaluskowsky
      @Zaluskowsky ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tvtothepoint amen

  • @TheShaddy15
    @TheShaddy15 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Yo that metaverse skit was so hilarious. "You know what happens when M isnt H!" 🤣😂

  • @juratory8876
    @juratory8876 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    I rarely wish economic destitution on anyone, but if there's one person who deserves it, it's definitely Alex Jones.

    • @user-jv2tw1no8x
      @user-jv2tw1no8x ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He better start selling his pills fast

    • @pitikuss
      @pitikuss ปีที่แล้ว

      what a simpleton you are

    • @juratory8876
      @juratory8876 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@user-jv2tw1no8x I doubt many people would want his pills at this point lol

    • @thomasfplm
      @thomasfplm ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I can think of quite a few people.
      As an example, Trump justifiably might already be in the path to it.

    • @BonerMaroner
      @BonerMaroner ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The good book tells us to do what is just and right as this means more than a sacrifice to God.😊

  • @futureglobal7258
    @futureglobal7258 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Tom Cotton & Rick Scott stood with Herschel Walker because reputation wise, they have nothing to lose.

  • @beverlywallace4920
    @beverlywallace4920 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    Loved the "ends like Seinfeld with all the major characters in jail" line, it was truly inspired.

    • @johnnydarling8021
      @johnnydarling8021 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I laughed out loud

    • @yourgod010101
      @yourgod010101 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well you have to be a little bit of ignorant to believe that each one of these will even receive 100 000$..

    • @rebecca8525
      @rebecca8525 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I liked when the bassist played the Seinfeld theme.

    • @heckensteiner4713
      @heckensteiner4713 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Would have been nice to have a spoiler alert!

  • @gmpomeroy
    @gmpomeroy ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Gotta love the "Joe with the Ray-Bans" !!!

  • @pmc1727
    @pmc1727 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    We should demand more from our politicians than to be able to run fast with a football.

    • @mackenziehoward9602
      @mackenziehoward9602 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Or a business man who has failed at business. LMAO 🤣

    • @TheRaddish1
      @TheRaddish1 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What exactly are we demanding from MTG, Gosar, or Boebert? At least Josh Hawley appears to run a fairly spritely 40!

    • @variablevolume3059
      @variablevolume3059 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yea, we should sue every one of them for billions in civil courts for defamation

    • @curlygurl1263
      @curlygurl1263 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      While leaving your brain at home.

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 ปีที่แล้ว

      Next they'll put OJ in office 😂🤣

  • @tuckgraph
    @tuckgraph ปีที่แล้ว +263

    After hearing Herschel's story about a bull being attracted to other bulls, there could be more stories from his past about to surface.

    • @dustinsindledecker154
      @dustinsindledecker154 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yeah I'm waiting for the story that he paid to abort his cow son.😆

    • @mcfcguvnors
      @mcfcguvnors ปีที่แล้ว

      hunter biden abuses children - you hate alex jones ....I GET IT NOW why the US govt is so secret & classified ,you people are dangerous with information

    • @suezbell1
      @suezbell1 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      It is not an original story. Heard that year ago and the punch line, which he bungled, was how the bull was actually relieved that the herd on the other side of the fence were bulls rather than cows because the barbed wire had castrated him anyway.

    • @myrahj1482
      @myrahj1482 ปีที่แล้ว

      All a distraction. He's a complete idiot!

    • @q.e.d.9112
      @q.e.d.9112 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@suezbell1
      Surely the fact that these three bulls hadn’t tried to join the half a dozen cows, shows they were gay. Is Herschel Bull telling us he tried the grass on the other side?

  • @bbry323
    @bbry323 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I too along with the band leader was laughing in my seat when you said "a coup about nothing" 🤣🤣🤣✌️🕊️👌

  • @Becky_Cal
    @Becky_Cal ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I love Biden’s badass attitude 😂😂😂 He’s like, you think I’m old, come work out with me and we’ll see… huh, huh… run up or shut up! 💀

  • @Demente-eh5ro
    @Demente-eh5ro ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I saw him coming outta court and he wasn't Tooooo Happy.😂🤣😂

  • @ritemolawbks8012
    @ritemolawbks8012 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I love how comfortable Stephen Colbert has become with his cauliflower ear. Before this *Bear* *Contest,* I hadn't even noticed the asymmetry and imperfection of his ear.

    • @ComaDave
      @ComaDave ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He had a tumor in his right ear when he was a kid. They had to remove his eardrum to also get the tumor, so he's deaf in that ear.

    • @ammaleslie509
      @ammaleslie509 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's not comfortable with it. He is very self conscious about it and thinks it is a horrible deformity.
      I've always found it adorable. It suits him. It's like a Spock ear or an elf ear out of Tolkien.

    • @ritemolawbks8012
      @ritemolawbks8012 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ComaDave After watching him for decades on Comedy Central and CBS, I would have never thought to compare his ears.

    • @ritemolawbks8012
      @ritemolawbks8012 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ammaleslie509 I think I'm one of the few viewers who didn't already know it.
      I watched Letterman and Madonna for even longer and never noticed or cared about the gap teeth that made them famous.

    • @ammaleslie509
      @ammaleslie509 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ritemolawbks8012 a lot of people are commenting about how they never noticed it either! He hides it well with camera angles.

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 ปีที่แล้ว +948

    It's about time Alex Jones puts his money where his mouth is... good thing he has a big mouth because that's a lot of money!

    • @trevorz459
      @trevorz459 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      👏😂

    • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
      @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Sweet Karma She’s A Bitch But I *LOVE* Her! ❤

    • @GaudyMarko
      @GaudyMarko ปีที่แล้ว +14

      i think his net worth is less than a quarter of that so he's gonna need his sponsors to bail him out on that one

    • @carl1367
      @carl1367 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@GaudyMarko im pretty sure he has already made the claim its a character and is tied to his company info wars so his own finances cant be touched.

    • @charlie-obrien
      @charlie-obrien ปีที่แล้ว +19

      His whole life now is dodging lawyers and collection agencies. Whatever money he has and also future earnings and assets are going to be up for grabs, because lawsuit settlements don't just go away when you're insolvent.

  • @suzywilliams244
    @suzywilliams244 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    That finger joke was fantastic! Stephen is a joy.

  • @kryp49
    @kryp49 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    This is what keeps me sane. Thankyou Mr Colbert.

  • @BrongaeneGriffin
    @BrongaeneGriffin ปีที่แล้ว +21

    God I love when he puts those sunglasses on. It slays me every time.

  • @user-ic4ce8xb5v
    @user-ic4ce8xb5v ปีที่แล้ว +1119

    When I saw the Alex Jones headline I was so overjoyed for the parents. I actually stopped what I was doing to quietly celebrate for them.

    • @adamfanalways
      @adamfanalways ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I did the same thing!

    • @squ1dTr1cksandclouds
      @squ1dTr1cksandclouds ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Yes me too! "The long arc of the law is long but it always bends toward justice" (or some quote like that...). But I believe Alex just got his a** handed to him. haha!!!😅😆🤣

    • @selah5792
      @selah5792 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Amen

    • @terrycarter8164
      @terrycarter8164 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I went out of my way to tell people. I told my elementary school aged kids. I am elated for the parents and families.

    • @hellostina
      @hellostina ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I’m from Newtown and watching the parents during the reading of the verdict made me want to cry out of happiness and relief for them. I don’t know if this will be the end of that saga, but I sure hope so. 💜

  • @jtwanderer6328
    @jtwanderer6328 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    AND Walker blew the punchline: the bull leaves his "jewels" on the barbed wire fence and the cows look at him (sans jewels) and say.... "How now brown cow?"

  • @conniedayactress
    @conniedayactress ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Stephen, you made me laugh so hard. Hershel Walker and the take you did on the bulls story makes me laugh hard every time I play it. Best comic take in years!

  • @jadabaudelaire118
    @jadabaudelaire118 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Jones needs to be disallowed from radio and internet and TV.
    One who abuses free speech as heinously as Alex has, does not deserve a mouthpiece.
    PERIOD

    • @yourgod010101
      @yourgod010101 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well you have to be a little bit of ignorant to believe that each one of these will receive even 1 million..

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      His attorney called the verdict "a dark day for free speech." I think the opposite. There's free speech, but with that comes responsibility.

    • @firstmkb
      @firstmkb ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have a tough time with limits on free speech. What Jones REALLY doesn’t deserve is an audience!
      I wish I knew how to fix this.

    • @jadabaudelaire118
      @jadabaudelaire118 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@firstmkb I honestly struggle over free speech as well, because I'm afraid fascists might weaponize any further constraints we make.
      I get it that defamation is already a thing, but we sure play that issue very loose.
      And more constraints might mean Christian nationalists genuinely legislate speech they don't like, such as conversations about the lgbtq community, into a criminal act.
      Even with my misgivings, I am ready to lock Jones up and throw away the key.
      His brand of poison is a treason that harms his targets and his throng of followers, to the detriment of the entirety of our society.
      It blows me away, that there are folk who are so twisted that they find Jones to be a credible source of information.

    • @jadabaudelaire118
      @jadabaudelaire118 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yourgod010101 I am hesitant to believe Jones will be forced into payment after these judgements.
      I will be pleasantly surprised if he indeed pays everything.

  • @terryg4415
    @terryg4415 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I'll rejoice when I hear that those families actually received the money. He has no intention of paying it.

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I doubt the families cared about the money. If anything, it's about sending a message, and that message is "Stop being a douche."

    • @gerrycanyerryyerry9641
      @gerrycanyerryyerry9641 ปีที่แล้ว

      You'll be happy to know the families wont receive one penny. Imagine trying to shamelessly profit from the death of children while slandering those who simply ask questions. Ironically, you democrats represent the death of America. Alex Jones is a hero.

    • @Narutonarutonaruto85
      @Narutonarutonaruto85 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@gamepapa1211 Some of them might. I can see some of them having to move after what Jones did.

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Narutonarutonaruto85 if that's true then that's par the course. Jones' lies forced them to move, so now Jones' money has to pay for that move.

    • @ireallyreallyhategoogle
      @ireallyreallyhategoogle ปีที่แล้ว

      Of course not.
      Why would anyone actually have to face the consequences of their actions?

  • @ToniGlick
    @ToniGlick ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The Seinfeld joke with the themesong riff. made me laugh outloud at it's perfection.

  • @la_scrittice_vita
    @la_scrittice_vita ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Wait, if Meta adds legs, they will almost be up to the Second Life pre-release beta from 2002! That's a huge step forward from Microsoft's 1996 V-chat. Congrats to the MMH team, closing the gap to 20 years.

    • @annebokma4637
      @annebokma4637 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Crazy how I have been saying that they try to revive second life and you are only the second one that states that too, as far as I read ofcourse.
      Hope suckserberg goes the way of the dodo

    • @RazyrDiarmait
      @RazyrDiarmait ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@annebokma4637 How dare you insult the dodo like that!

    • @Mostaism
      @Mostaism ปีที่แล้ว

      So second life had VR support?

    • @DeAnnaG_KissingFrogsMedia
      @DeAnnaG_KissingFrogsMedia ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol. Yeah, there is underlying tech within Second Life to support VR, only problem there was having tech gear in RL to use with it that was at a price point to make it a viable add-on. I still have my original account, not sure why. "Nostalgia" I guess.

    • @Mostaism
      @Mostaism ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DeAnnaG_KissingFrogsMedia just say no. You could mod it to allow VR, but that's like saying GTA V was VR capable. Not officially, not without violating the T's and C's

  • @kierstenridgway4634
    @kierstenridgway4634 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Oh poor Alex!! I heard he said it was like a living hell! 😫😭
    Nobody deserves it more !!

    • @mahjie9903
      @mahjie9903 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I like that image of Alex, I hope he resides there for eternity 😎

    • @kierstenridgway4634
      @kierstenridgway4634 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Sonomacats exactly!

  • @kamwilson5776
    @kamwilson5776 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    Ladies and gentlemen let’s have a big round of applause for our next musical guests:
    Herschel Walker featuring The Bull and The Cows, performing their smash hit : It Wasn’t Me

    • @illbeV
      @illbeV ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ...Saw me banging on the hay bale...

    • @johnnytable844
      @johnnytable844 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You're wrong. Their smash hit is obviously "Smash It, Deny It".

    • @marysmith8638
      @marysmith8638 ปีที่แล้ว

      He is another low life who speaks like he lives in the ghetto.

    • @ju4408
      @ju4408 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@illbeV Saw the marks on my belly...
      She saw the KY jelly...
      How could I forget female cows have udders and teats?

    • @rafaelduran911
      @rafaelduran911 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or the smash hit “you know there’s something going on”

  • @ChandlerSomborac
    @ChandlerSomborac ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Walker being in politics is like Lyndsay Lohan being a guidance counselor.

  • @frizzlethecat2084
    @frizzlethecat2084 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I know that story from Mr Walker, too. Over here, though, the bull is called Hannibal. He, too, was looking at the other cows and calculated the jump, jumped and ran over to the cows who crooned "Oh, Hannibal! 🥰" To which he answered "You, my lovely ladies, can call me Hanni. Since my balls are still on that fence over there. 😖"

  • @miketeller4286
    @miketeller4286 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Walker makes Forrest Gump look like Stephen hawking

    • @terriem3922
      @terriem3922 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Omg.

    • @azishappy2035
      @azishappy2035 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Brilliant!😁

    • @mnomadvfx
      @mnomadvfx ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Except Gump was the opposite of an immoral a$$hat.
      He never would have cheated on Jenny.
      Gump/Walker on the other hand would have a kid in every town he ran through in those 3 years 😂🤣

    • @dano8902
      @dano8902 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@mnomadvfx He'd probably have stopped for hitchhikers on the long stretches of road between those towns, too.

    • @Wildstar40
      @Wildstar40 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Walker: "Momma always said women are like a box of chocolates. You never know which three you are going to knock up."

  • @MrSoggyWater
    @MrSoggyWater ปีที่แล้ว +354

    Tuker Carlson should be next

    • @leahcarson1822
      @leahcarson1822 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I would argue he is doing more damage with his larger audience. His lies kill and he needs to be stopped

    • @Hatewontwin
      @Hatewontwin ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Clyde Jee Clyde, nobody cares.

    • @goahead3995
      @goahead3995 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      The entire Fox network

    • @suzannarobinson4726
      @suzannarobinson4726 ปีที่แล้ว

      Absolutely correct. The russian loving permanently puzzled idiot should be next.

    • @Tagurrit
      @Tagurrit ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Hatewontwin agreed. 👍🍭

  • @clrae4882
    @clrae4882 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This monologue was hilarious! 😂

  • @MagnoliaPantherWoman
    @MagnoliaPantherWoman ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Best Colbert monologue ever. ❤️😆

  • @PamH1955
    @PamH1955 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I’m sitting here watching this and it dawns on me I would LOVE to watch the writers put these monologues together.

    • @KimberlyBishh
      @KimberlyBishh ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You and me grrl, lets do it!

  • @davidweyant9356
    @davidweyant9356 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Walker is now saying his grandmother is a full blooded Cherokee Indian. Walker's mother says it's a lie. Who would have thought that Walker would lie.

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No wonder 45 likes him. He gets called out on a completely hypocritical lie he's been telling, and tries to distract by telling another that he just thought up. 🙄

    • @sujimtangerines
      @sujimtangerines ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The number & range of business he owns or has owed, the police & other LEO agencies he's worked for, Graduating top of his class, graduating AT ALL...ISTG if there wasn't tape of the National Championship game that I know he watches regularly (as do hundreds of good ole boy UGA fans) he'd lie about that!

    • @Wildstar40
      @Wildstar40 ปีที่แล้ว

      Walker is a full blooded Hypocrite Liar six times removed on his mothers side.

    • @cardman493
      @cardman493 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pocahontas Elizabeth Warren received scholarship money based on lie she was native american.. But you don't care about that lie. Hypocrites!!

  • @Supermomlife
    @Supermomlife ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I Am Rollin😂😂😂😂at Colbert’s face after Hershel’s story LOL #cutthemike

  • @mar2anne2222
    @mar2anne2222 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    There's something about Mr Colbert that makes me laugh, laugh, laugh laugh 😁😆😅🤣
    Love that tie, too 😊

  • @thomasconnell1556
    @thomasconnell1556 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    That was actually the most coherent I’ve ever seen Walker.

    • @pickledragonrebel
      @pickledragonrebel ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And yet he still makes no sense..

    • @MommaB74
      @MommaB74 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @Geo-fx3mn
      @Geo-fx3mn ปีที่แล้ว

      And yet he's still far more coherent than the potato you voted for in the Oval Office. You are a typical racist democrat, you only care about Black Americans when you can profit from our suffering. Enjoy watching Democrats get destroyed in the midterms, I know I will

  • @Rob1977N
    @Rob1977N ปีที่แล้ว +166

    The crowd cheering for the 1 Billion verdict is the best part. Lol love it!!!

    • @yourgod010101
      @yourgod010101 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well you have to be a little bit of ignorant to believe that each one of these will receive even 1 million..

    • @wc1994
      @wc1994 ปีที่แล้ว

      They're not getting one cent. Jones is Bankrupt!!!

    • @rafaelduran911
      @rafaelduran911 ปีที่แล้ว

      With all the sadness in my heart non of them are getting a cent

    • @jpogolewis2140
      @jpogolewis2140 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yourgod010101 IM NOT VERY SMART, BECAUSE I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY HE WONT END UP PAYING VICTIMS OUTTA HIS GOLD PIGGY BANK. ? HOW CAN HE HIDE HIS MONEY IMMEDIATELY AND DECLARE BANKRUPTCY WHEN THE GOVERNMENT KNOWS HE WAS RICH?

    • @uknow1094
      @uknow1094 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@rafaelduran911 Alex Jones is a national hero, they can't destroy him no matter how hard they try.

  • @songsun354
    @songsun354 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Crazy how lifelike the zuck looks in meta form compared to everyone else’s avatar. It’s the realest I’ve ever seen that guy.

  • @dianelipson5420
    @dianelipson5420 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Stephen is such a happy little fountain of schadenfreude. 😂❤

    • @yudithcaron8053
      @yudithcaron8053 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Plus, his ear imperfection is better than Van Gogh's because it's 100% natural. No surgery.

    • @dianelipson5420
      @dianelipson5420 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yudithcaron8053 OH! Snap. 😏😂

    • @dianelipson5420
      @dianelipson5420 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Ivan Zhao is it though? 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @kategleason6481
    @kategleason6481 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    The moral of that story is don't let Hirschel Walker near a microphone

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The grass isn’t always greener on the other pasture! Most of what repubes say is a confession so did walker get involved with same sex while some were already impregnated

    • @declanhogan3958
      @declanhogan3958 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      or a bull,!!. 🤣

    • @Geo-fx3mn
      @Geo-fx3mn ปีที่แล้ว

      The moral of the story is that Democrats only care about Black Americans when you can profit off of our misery. Fortunately people are waking up to this fact, you'll see after the midterms

    • @cl844
      @cl844 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      dont let him near any political office either

    • @ellenedekantella1822
      @ellenedekantella1822 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @heatherallingham7120
    @heatherallingham7120 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That Seinfeld guitar lick by Louis Cato was perfect!

    • @JuliusRCost
      @JuliusRCost ปีที่แล้ว

      Indeed…. Are you from the UK?

    • @michaelkottler
      @michaelkottler ปีที่แล้ว

      Assuming you meant "bass guitar", then, absolutely!

  • @ntandosekay
    @ntandosekay ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They also should add a community service , the Monster Jones should be ordered to clean up the graves of the victims for 100 days.

  • @Apropoetic
    @Apropoetic ปีที่แล้ว +1

    To commemorate Bear 747's win can we have Stephen present him, in person, with a large salmon?

  • @chrisyang05
    @chrisyang05 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    4:01 Tom Cotton's face said it all: "I'm supposed to be GOP's presidential nominee in 2024, but I'm standing here for ... what exactly?"

  • @suezbell1
    @suezbell1 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Given his response on his show to the verdict, the forum that enables his shit to continue being thrown needs to be sued.

  • @stephansteohanlarsen7457
    @stephansteohanlarsen7457 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I left Facebook about 8 years ago and I absolutely do not miss it I would rather read comments on TH-cam you can learn a lot

  • @blaster915
    @blaster915 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I didn't know Stephen Colbert wore the silver tie from fifty shades of Grey, sex and mischief collection 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mattstyles2498
    @mattstyles2498 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    The story and shock isnt Walker's hypocrisy. (That's to be expected)
    It's the voters of the party of strong moral fiber and Christian values willing to throw there proud morals in the trash becuase getting 51 seats is more important. That's what needs to be talked about.

    • @darianmagee8273
      @darianmagee8273 ปีที่แล้ว

      That assumes they ever had morals in first place 🤔🙄 basically same people who burned "witches" , strong morals really never really was their thing ...more strong moral panicking filled with hypocrisy, so in fact they are still right on target and brand .

    • @mariegarside8830
      @mariegarside8830 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Absolutely

    • @krejados1
      @krejados1 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The news media is doing the same thing with Walker that they did with Trump: oohing and aahing and gasping over his every pronouncement. We know how this story ends.

    • @lindsaywilliams7372
      @lindsaywilliams7372 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      51 is the new 666!

    • @TheSocratease
      @TheSocratease ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Please don't call them Christians!

  • @gracemir2
    @gracemir2 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    “Every character is in jail” would be one of the best stories in world history

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HELP. I search for Left-Wingers who want to civil and calm talk about Problems with Biden. We can sure roast Trump afterwards, im up for that, but the Point is the 'Being Unbiased', so of course being Left AND critical of
      THE LEFT is the Point.

  • @threeraven13
    @threeraven13 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When I first heard of the metaverse, my eyes rolled so far back in my head I saw the other side of the universe.

  • @daltonsummerville
    @daltonsummerville ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's not about getting AJ to pay, it's about deplatforming him.

  • @DerkuiDerkui
    @DerkuiDerkui ปีที่แล้ว +201

    Finally, justice for the families that were severely hurt by this tragedy.

    • @thenymphomancer5592
      @thenymphomancer5592 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Partially agree. Justice would be meaningful gun responsibility legislation. This is the minimum they deserve.

    • @michaeljames6817
      @michaeljames6817 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Allegedly.

    • @caseyschulze
      @caseyschulze ปีที่แล้ว

      paid actors,,,,, not families

    • @cmyt5736
      @cmyt5736 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Al3x Jon3s didn't kill the kids, he had an opinion, that many share, about how and why it happened.

    • @shilohmonroe-donovan
      @shilohmonroe-donovan ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually justice is never done in the end.

  • @Wildstar40
    @Wildstar40 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Hopefully by this time next year Alex Jones will be living in a van down by the river.

    • @waltonsimons12
      @waltonsimons12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wish Alex Jones could just shut his big YAPPER!

    • @shirleyrombough8173
      @shirleyrombough8173 ปีที่แล้ว

      Along with the orange psychopath.

  • @reb_d1143
    @reb_d1143 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That silver tie really suits Stephen!

  • @cal2780
    @cal2780 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We already had an "immersive experience". It was called Covid. How quickly he's forgotten that time, you know, when we were stuck at home....zooming. Sheesh.🙄

  • @lavalampluva55401
    @lavalampluva55401 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    I challenge Walker to read the last congressional budget bill and to explain it. The guy has the brain power of a fence post.

    • @123JWJWJW
      @123JWJWJW ปีที่แล้ว

      Isn't that the whole point though? When you put mindless people in power play positions, then you have an easily manipulated lemming who will do whatever you want. Those who are grabbing for ultimate power will then have ease of gaining it because there is then no one to stand in his or her way.

    • @gerrycanyerryyerry9641
      @gerrycanyerryyerry9641 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *John Fetterman has entered the chat

    • @Kim-mz8co
      @Kim-mz8co ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I will not stand by quietly and listen to fence posts being insulted like this.

    • @Kevin12321
      @Kevin12321 ปีที่แล้ว

      You think a single one of these loud politicians and foolish congressmen can explain it or have read it at all? Especially democrats bc all they wanna do is pass democratic ideas. Not an ounce of bipartisanship in this country

    • @wickliffead
      @wickliffead ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣

  • @LoriAW3791
    @LoriAW3791 ปีที่แล้ว +1253

    Every time I hear Herschel Walker speak I can physically feel my IQ level drop 50 points.

    • @shirleyrombough8173
      @shirleyrombough8173 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Whenever Herschel Walker speaks he can hear his own IQ level drops 50 points.

    • @kevinsteele8771
      @kevinsteele8771 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      So does his 🤣

    • @silverwolf2676
      @silverwolf2676 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I didn't but he may have caused me so much brain damage I can't tell the difference anymore.

    • @kevin2400
      @kevin2400 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Every time I hear Biden speak my IQ drops less and less

    • @chrisr7235
      @chrisr7235 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is that you bumbling biden?

  • @PrincessAmanante
    @PrincessAmanante ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have literally never noticed Steven Colberts ear until this bit. 😮

  • @victorfinberg8595
    @victorfinberg8595 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Three cheers for the Alex Jones judgment !!!

  • @Daddy_B
    @Daddy_B ปีที่แล้ว +190

    Seinfeld? That was awesome.
    Also, I loved Jon and was sad to see him go. With that being said, Louis Cato is amazing and I look forward to every episode where he laughs at something Colbert said. It's genuine as all hell!

    • @grandpaobvious
      @grandpaobvious ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That kid is an excellent musician.

    • @Sirinwara
      @Sirinwara ปีที่แล้ว +7

      To be frank, I very much prefer Cato to Jon.
      He's just naturally funny.
      Sometimes Jon seemed like he did not know how to react or what to do at Colbert's jokes (so he'd add some forced laughter or something) but Louis always gets it right.
      He was the best choice, no doubt about it!

    • @jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491
      @jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i Want More Hendrix: out of the closet, young guitarist.

    • @susanhamptonva4203
      @susanhamptonva4203 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I miss Jon and his amazing wardrobe!!

    • @luciamiller1555
      @luciamiller1555 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I prefer Louis even tho Jon is very talented. I just love how Louis gets Colbert and interacts and responds intelligently❤🎉😊

  • @suezbell1
    @suezbell1 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The punch line of that Walker "joke" is: Bull was relieved they were all bulls after all since the barbed wire had castrated him.

    • @maureenlaneski2802
      @maureenlaneski2802 ปีที่แล้ว

      Really? Is the moral to be happy with what you've got?

  • @stevemarra268
    @stevemarra268 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Stephen is on FIRE tonight!

  • @lakehart
    @lakehart ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The MORAL of this story, Stephen is, how freaking low The GOP fell, Herschel Walker is the best they have to represent The Great state of Georgia in the US Senate! Say no to "This fierce Bull, before he gets all the Cows in the Senate impregnated. Please Reelect The Rev.Warnock, a man with Georgian values~ Come on moderate Republicans and Independents, choose sanity over insanity! Georgia deserves The Best!

  • @zacharypeacock6278
    @zacharypeacock6278 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    The look on Stephen face was exactly how I was feeling while listening to Hershal's story...

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    Trump: *Wants to see Biden in Prison
    Biden: What makes Trump Think to believe I would visit him in Prison

    • @CynAnne1
      @CynAnne1 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Spam-posting clyde is spam-posting...👎

    • @technomarineco
      @technomarineco ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LOL

    • @raybin6873
      @raybin6873 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@CynAnne1 He's on his last fight.😄

    • @KimberlyBishh
      @KimberlyBishh ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hahahahahaha yasss

  • @justjoan4010
    @justjoan4010 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Great show Stephen. Loved the opening.

  • @xzaviayifu3581
    @xzaviayifu3581 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    You know it's a little unnerving when you realise that Mark Zuckerberg looks more human in VR than he does in real life.

    • @ajuntapall6193
      @ajuntapall6193 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Portraits have always been painted to represent people in a good light

    • @bravocharlie639
      @bravocharlie639 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like how Stephen went after him.

    • @terwillagermcghee4148
      @terwillagermcghee4148 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣

    • @rta3738
      @rta3738 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Excellent observation. 😂

    • @Vamirez
      @Vamirez ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not to defend Meta, far from it, but the stock market is generally deep in the doo-doo related to inflation and the FED raising interest rates, and many big names have lost 50%+ of their value...

  • @cautionTosser
    @cautionTosser ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That Seinfeld lick was masterfully dropped.

  • @owlhouse53
    @owlhouse53 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Congratulations Colbear! 🐻

  • @Plumsmuggler420
    @Plumsmuggler420 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Take THAT Van Gogh”
    *girls throw tomato soup on Van Gogh painting the next day*

  • @carolyntalbot947
    @carolyntalbot947 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "Well, well, well...if it isn't the consequences of my own actions."
    -Alex Jones 🤡

    • @Taijifufu
      @Taijifufu ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually he said he's not going to stop and showed no remorse. 😞

    • @shirleyrombough8173
      @shirleyrombough8173 ปีที่แล้ว

      That, my friend, is karma.

  • @endthehate
    @endthehate ปีที่แล้ว

    love the zuckerberg analogy LMFAO!!!!!!!

  • @mikeyt34
    @mikeyt34 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I can't wait for the Warnock/ Walker debate. I almost feel sorry Walker, actually I don't.

  • @valentinabelladonna6159
    @valentinabelladonna6159 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dear Steven i love what you broadcast you helped me through Corona I am watching you from Germany I feel sorry for America but you are just brillant I guess🥰

  • @beckysama9144
    @beckysama9144 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’ve been watching Stephen Colbert for years and I’ve never noticed his ear until he mentioned it😂

  • @brighteyesseven1071
    @brighteyesseven1071 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Hershel's revenge: Causing brain damage to anyone who listens to him.

  • @nobodyknows3180
    @nobodyknows3180 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Some guys have that "Jock" mentality, but Herschel Walker takes it further - he has the mind of a jock strap.

  • @jecha915
    @jecha915 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:07 😂 I’d grin more if he was behind bars 😁

  • @67kemo
    @67kemo ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Been watching Colbert for years. Never even knew he had an ear imperfection until he pointed it out. Huh...

  • @care2think611
    @care2think611 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    4:40 It's genius when you can get an audience reaction like that without saying a word!

    • @emilysanders1978
      @emilysanders1978 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And Stephen's Facial expression made me laugh even more

    • @DM-fe2bc
      @DM-fe2bc ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was CRYING 🤣🤣 His expression mirrored my exact sentiments at that moment while listening to that story as it droned on and on pointlessly. Sheer genius.

    • @emilysanders1978
      @emilysanders1978 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DM-fe2bc Mine Too. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @emilysanders1978
      @emilysanders1978 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DM-fe2bc Mine Too. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @blt8913
    @blt8913 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Alex Jones Is Out A Billion."
    My mom taught me If I don't have anything nice to say about someone say nothing at all.
    I have NOTHING to say.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's only slander if it isn't true, so have at him

  • @RamadaArtist
    @RamadaArtist ปีที่แล้ว

    "Take that, Vincent van Gogh!" Y'all seen the thing with the soup, right? Too soon Colbert, too soon.

  • @laslobas1234
    @laslobas1234 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Omg that meta cartoon sketch was hilarious! How did they put that together?

  • @maribellarami1116
    @maribellarami1116 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I literally fell as sleep when Hershel walker was giving his speech 😂😂😂😂

    • @daveyboots79
      @daveyboots79 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Literally ...

    • @alfredpennyworth4927
      @alfredpennyworth4927 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pred'nint.

    • @kevin2400
      @kevin2400 ปีที่แล้ว

      I also fall asleep when creepy joe is talking

    • @obihave3210
      @obihave3210 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@kevin2400 still got more accomplished with a hostile majority in Congress than trump did when they had control of both houses.

    • @stefanantolin5501
      @stefanantolin5501 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kevin2400 Try staying off ya drugs next time then.

  • @223Drone
    @223Drone ปีที่แล้ว +391

    No amount of money will fix the pain and suffering these people had to endure but it's good to see that Alex Jones will finally go Bankrupt.

    • @erinpurdey
      @erinpurdey ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I totally agree with you, but hitting Alex in the wallet is really the only way to get him to appreciate the magnitude of harm he has caused. He has no empathy, no moral center; but money? He lives for money the way parents live for their children. Money he understands and now he may understand what it means to have your life destroyed. However, only if he's capable of connecting the cause and effect nature of this situation.

    • @doovybro9000
      @doovybro9000 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Indeed, but enough money will stop him doing it to others.

    • @caseyschulze
      @caseyschulze ปีที่แล้ว +3

      these people?.... you mean these paid actors?

    • @sirzebra
      @sirzebra ปีที่แล้ว

      @@caseyschulze get some help, murican.

    • @223Drone
      @223Drone ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@caseyschulze There no evidence to support your claim.

  • @Dmanbradley
    @Dmanbradley ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The most bizarre thing about Hershell Walker's story, that no one brings up, is that it's basically saying "don't change things for no good reason" when his *entire candidacy* is about changing who's in that Senate seat. And, like the bull in his story, Georgia voters would be worse off by abandoning their current representation for this guy with the no policy, morals, or common sense.

  • @TheLiveactiongamer
    @TheLiveactiongamer ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I can't be the only one who never noticed he had an ear deformity.

    • @daveyboots79
      @daveyboots79 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah, I was like.. tf? Never noticed it before

    • @joecope9935
      @joecope9935 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I didn't either. However, I can't stop noticing John Oliver's thumb whenever he talks.