True Stories About Chimps
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I like how his depictions of scientists are just people in space helmets
Me too
I think that was a reference to the movie "Arrival" where scientists in space suits try to communicate with an alien.
just american scientists, the rest are... a guy in a beret i think?
@@danielhebard1865 nah, he just re-uses his models from different videos cuz hes just lazy
@@lestatsgirlypop I think you meant dope
It’s always a good day when I hear that music and then “hey kids.”
I know right😁
Andrew Gee 420th like
In my van kids!
Fuck yes
Yeah, either that or "Hey hey people, Sseth here."
The sad part about Lucy is that her affinity to humans is probably what ultimately got her killed. Imagine seeing a bunch of "your kind" that you grew up with, you'd try to make contact or at least not feel too threatened.
American zoo keepers: We taught this gorilla basic sign language and are trying to see if it's capable of complex thought.
North Korean zoo keepers: We got this chimp addicted to cigarettes.
if you had to live in a North Korean zoo, you’d want to smoke, too. And the zookeepers knew it! They felt the same way, as was alluded to!
The gorilla couldn’t actually speak sign language but the chimp can actually smoke cigarettes
@@alwaysbelieveinhope2144underrated comment of the year right here
When Lucy was depressed she often displayed the word "hurt" in sign language and refused to eat.
That seems about right
The “parents” were assholes for making her live as a human
@@YazZai878 I agree. These unnatural problems arise when humans want to humanize animals by treating them as humans in the name of compassion. Animals are animals and we should respect them for being just that.
And that is the bottom line.
Sounds like the typical teenager.
I find it interesting how you can trick a chimp to think it’s human and understand what’s going on around her and immerse itself into this fake life to even understand feelings emotions and human behavior
He protec
He attac
But most importantly his upload schedule is wac
your FACE is wack
Oh yeah it is
HPGamer77 So is Fortnite
@LTrain 45 😂😂
This aged like a chimp smoking a pack a day :')
The chimps and humans literally making their hands shaped like the words they’re signing is just great imo
no they are hidden from irs
For anyone sad about the kitten, she didn't actaully hurt her kitten. The kitten got out and sadly was run over. Koko was very sad and expressed it to her owners and than whimpered.
THIS IS NOT TRUE. DO NOT BELIEVE THE KOKO PROPAGANDIST AGENDA. THE MOON LANDING WAS ALSO NOT REAL. WAKE UP AMERICA
that's just the cover story lol
Lol not true she crushed it
@@reachrightround3659 No proof smh
Then*
The sign language part were their hands literally spelt out the word was so funny for some reason.
RIGHT
Where
@@jacobtolliver4945 3:48
Jacob Tolliver 3:19
Yes
Lucy: Reject monke, become modernity.
I reject modernity!
I want to go back to banana time
E m b r a c e v a c u u m
@@sivvansharma3023 S U C C T I O N
@@Dead25m B l o w j o b
@@bat6684 D E E P T H R O A T
The most horrifying Chimp story I've ever seen is that of Travis the Chimp.
Similar to Lucy, he was adopted by a wealthy couple as a pet. But tragedy struck when the couple's child died in an accident. So they did the most natural thing possible................ by treating their pet chimp, Travis, as if he was their own son. Just like Lucy, he was dressed in human clothes, he loved to watch TV, drank wine, and when the husband died to some heart condition, the wife went as far as bathing with the chimp (And I pray to god that's as far as she took it, if you know what I mean).
Travis was so intelligent and so adapted to living like a human that he knew how to use keys to open doors, and by doors I mean both house doors, and vehicle doors. Keep that in mind, it becomes relevant later.
Just like Lucy, Travis was overwhelmingly stressed out, having been raised like a human, but not identifying with them and unable to comprehend what was so different about himself. One day he stole his owner's keys, used them to unlock the house and got loose on their enormous back yard. The owner called a friend of hers that had helped take care of Travis before, and the two women began searching for the chimp.
The friend however, made the very serious mistake of grabbing Travis' favorite toy, a Tickle-me-Elmo plushie, and began squishing it to get Travis' attention. Ohh boy did she get it alright. Upon seeing her manhandling his most precious posession, Travis went, for lack of a better word, **FUCKING APESHIT CRAZY** and began to brutally and savagely maul the poor woman. His owner tried what she could to pry him off of her, even hitting him several times on the heaad with a shovel, and at one point stabbing him in the back with a butcher's knife, which only served to piss Travis off even more than before. The now terrified owner ran to her truck and lock herself in, frantically calling 911 while Travis went back to the, now mercifully unconscious friend to resume savaging her body.
Eventually cops got to the scene, and as soon as Travis saw their police car, he lunged at it, and opened the driver's door, and tried to pull the officer off. The surprised and astonished cop managed to get his gun out just in the nick of time and fatally shot Travis four times across the torso. Travis then fled back inside the house, crawled up inside his cradle, and succumbed to his injuries.
Words fail to describe just how horrific were the wounds Travis inflicted on the poor woman he mauled. He bit off 9 out of her 10 fingers, and completely ripped off the left hand, he also quite literally took her face off, as in, he bit off chunks of flesh off her face, bit by bit until her entire facial structure was just gone, gouged her eyes out, and ripped her jaw off.
By some divine intervention of every deity known to man, the poor woman was alive. She needed dozens upon dozens of surgeries just so her head could look like a vague resemblance of a head, but be warned, if you google pictures of what her face looked like pre-surgery, just heed my advice and DON'T do it on a full stomach.
The craziest part of this whole ordeal is that Travis' owner, went ahead and got herself a new chimp as a pet, but fortunately, the crazy old bat passed away the next year, and the chimp was returned to a zoo where it belongs.
The friend made a full recovery, even underwent a very experimental face transplant surgery, which, while it makes her look like a partially melted mannequin, at least gives her the resemblance of a human, instead of what she looked like prior. While she's blind and only has one hand with one finger, she stubbornly refuses to die, and just trudges on. If you ask me what a badass is? that woman is one.
I think just about everyone knows about the Travis story
I never heard about this. Must have been too young or in my no tv phase!
Good for her. Perhaps she can even have more of her injuries fixed with modern technology. Who knows, maybe in a few years she'll be able to see again or something like that.
Is that the one with the 911 Audio of "Oh my God he's eating her face"
@@Mystic-Midnight Think so yeah
“As the years went on, Lucy got more and more violent, regularly trashing the place to get out the frustration of not being able to comprehend what was so fundamentally unnatural about her existence.”
Damn, honestly sounds like what a lot of people go through.
I've been in Sam O'Nella Academy for 4 years now, when am I going to get my bachelor's degree in random knowledge?
His oldest vid is 3 years old liar (edit: two years later and yall still dont know i was joking oml)
@Randy Do You Want To Die Tran Lucy
That will be at a completely random time.
Never!!!! Mahahaha
Never..
"Flicking the old chimp bean" is a sentence that has been spoken.
I think it needs to be spoken more often.
@@kari7403 would be best used in family gatherings
sdex
Don't remind me
@@the-Tails-the-fox oh god-
2:19
Sam Onella predicts NFTs
"and then Lucy got poached like an egg" got me good
Something is extremely sinister about raising a chimp as if it was a child
Drugs man
thats how you get your face ripped off when the chimp goes absolutely batshit over nothing one day
I thought I was the only one.
@Grim Peeper Orangutans are much more tranquil than chimps but that doesnt mean it doesnt develop terrible monkey mental issues
Thank you lol, too small to read
“Flicking the old chimp bean” weirdest thing I’ve heard all week
Isaiah Vogl and it’s Friday
Give me an update in the end of the week
Isaiah Vogl How about I BREED CLOWNS?
Unfortunately not for me
“Or sadly the job of designated chimp tickler went away” is another candidate
A video on Koko would be excellent, a lot about her was dubious at best to outright lies and horrible living and work conditions.
people believe what they want to hear
I think Koko's story wouldn't fit Sam's style, but the video "why Koko (probably) couldn't speak" covers it in a format kinda similar to Sam's. as in animated characters and small gags sometimes.
its a shame to learn most of koko's stuff was fake, but are there real sign language monkeys
3:12 "...complete with toys..." *shows Rubik's cube, ball, and an AK-47 with a fully loaded magazine*
I love Sam O'Nella so much
Koko never ripped up a kitten, but she did rip out a sink and say “cat did it”
Wise words
Reasonable reason
She?
Fuckin cat
Jackofhearts22 I believe so.
Imagine this guys search history
"How would relations with a vacuum cleaner work"
@Carlos el Pirata it's whatever dude a lot of people do that
@Carlos el Pirata true
@Carlos el Pirata after a while everything has been said and done. For all we know the guy that commented thought it up himself without knowing that it was already done. Now stop being a whiney bitch
420 likes dont like
1:18 this pic goes hard, feel free to screenshot.
1:25*
Who's binging this legend's content after his long awaited comeback?
I am.
I forgot my phone was connected to my Bluetooth speaker so my whole floor got blasted with some sophisticated music followed by a “hey kids”
hey there I make funny animated videos and funny skits
At least it wasn't porn
@@lilgiddy983 You're pretty bad
@@lilgiddy983 go away and never come back
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ n͟ o͟. Now some art tips yall. Don't think stick figures are the key to subs.
*And again we gather for another class of the best academy in the world*
guys does anyone have a pencil? i forgot mine
HeLp My PeN rAn OuT oF iNk!!
Yaaasssss. Finally, a class I love to attend.
1,000th like so y e s.
Then come back to class 3 months later.
i miss these videos such much i watch them constantly and have seen all of them over and over i hope this man is okay and hopefully continues to make them!! but mainly that he’s healthy and thriving
I would love to see Sam in real life. Just the sheer amount of fun facts and his humour are priceless.
Sam, I'm starting to think the knowledge you provide me with isn't appropriate for casual conversation.
oh its awesome to talk about. although my friends already know i'm weird but still...
What do you mean?! I get laid every time I open with:
"HEY WANNA KNOW ABOUT THE CHIMP WHO FORNICATED WITH A VACUUM?"
Yeah, I asked my friend to play one of Sam's videos today and she instantly said "what the fuck is this"
You need to get friends with whom you can talk casually about these things.
@@kekelouuu4178
Which one.?
“Thou shall not have din din with chimps”
- The Bible
My favorite verse of the Bible.
The Bible says many things.
Race Landon Numbers 5:23
@@georgewilson7432 Yes, the bible says many, many, MANY things.
Ehh, we're bound the break a few rules here and there.
"Humans are ashamed of their ancestors, and do not invite them around for dinner."
-The Hitchhiker's Guide the The Galaxy (radio/tv show)
Lucy having her hands hacked off gives a whole new meaning to "The Monkey's Paw"
We missed this man so much, we pushed random videos of his back into the algorithm
He's back that's why
@@Osama_Zyn_Laden i know, and as soon as he was, we rewatched all his old shit as well :)
Sam's drawings are reaching early 2000's flash animation levels of disturbing.
Poop Face yes bro like salad fingers
Newgrounds.
Ivan Reyes your way off base dude
Kingdom Hearts Chronicles
Phuubz he probably means old salad fingers the new one is super great quality
that lucy story is actually heartbreaking. imagine being the loneliest creature on earth
I don't have to imagine it...
Wellll.
Wasn’t there a tortoise who was like officially named the Loneliest creature on earth??
well, there is that whale that can't attract a mate because its call is off pitch or something
@@sacreddatura1399 yes becayuse he was the last of his kind
2:48, your average nft "owner"
My thoughts exactly
Too smart to be one
4:16 I love how quickly that escalated
Human: "fork"
signing chimp: *F O N K*
Baby: *F U C K*
* do you mean FUNS*
That FONKY MUNKY
S T O N K S
"Thou shalt not have din-din with chimpies" -God
Preach
Brilliant
amen
Yes
Where is that?
Okay, I didn’t wanna say anything, cause I didn’t want everyone to make fun of me, but that little crack about Koko ripping kittens apart is inaccurate. She had several kittens and treated them all like they were her children. She even mourned for one who got hit by a car. That gorilla was a fucking saint and she deserves respect!
Your narration is great and had me cracking up, but then I realized I was missing out on the hilarious animation... so I played it twice. This channel rocks.
Tried the vacuum thing.
Don't.
You madlad
Tell me why
@jordan ramos ain’t nothing but a heartache
Yeah but like what did you use it on
@@jamemhm My now disembodied dick
3:15
*“Thou shalt not have din-din with chimpies”*
Lol Numbers 5:23
"And the priest shall write these curses onto the leather, and wash them off into the bitter water"
Huh?
@@burpostockings its actually a quite beautiful verse. Gods name was written down and then washed away and a woman acused of adultery would drink it and either die or be blessed. The only time gods name is allowed tp be treated so is in the one area of determining innocence
It was sarcasm. Because hes ot Christian
Oh cool you can repeat a joke too?
Yes.
LoL I totally believed you about those paintings and was like oh my god that’s amazing-! And you left just enough time for me to start deeply thinking about how a chimp could be an artist before you made me realize what a sucker I was just then 😂😂
2:20 Sam O'Nella predicted the rise of NFTs LMAO
I am officially a Sophomore of Sam O’Nella academy...
I predict this comment will be famous
So do I
lmao same
You beat me to it.
Bruh
Normal people: "Thermos."
Washoe (an intelectual): "Metal cup drink."
*lucy
it's washoe idiot lucy is fornication with the vacuum cleaner
Ender _467 youre right my bad
*Vacuum Flask
That is unironically impressive actually.
4:18 Genndy Tartokovsky’s Primal be like
Am I the only one re-watching all of these just because I miss him
I am from the future! I'm here to tell you that he's back!
I am from the future future hes gone for 6 months!
"I did not have sexual relations with that vaccuum cleaner" -Lucy
What on God's green earth is your profile picture
@@cbkg1331 An explosion loli mid-orgasm I think.
@@__ethen_2814 ok there was no need to explain
as somebody named lucy i can confirm
@@cbkg1331 hey you asked
3:12 “similar to what a human child would experience”
Straight up throws an AK-47
@@charliesmith1197 Absolute dumbbell.
That's the joke you brainlets
You never had a gun as a child?
did you not?
@@charliesmith1197 and the midde east
Really great conclusion, learning by immersion! Thank you for what you do!
Re watching these after a couple of years now and it's still great content
My boyfriend has been sharing weird random facts that come out of seemingly nowhere. Now I found the reason:
These videos.
Meghan Boudreau seemingly out of nowhere*
collin thanks 😂
Now you can enjoy the channel aswell
marry him, he's truly a man of culture.
Marry him
Literally the funniest part of this video was the chimp animations.
"I'm Sam o'Nella, and I fell off the stairs this morning" is close
He's the only TH-camr who's videos I will willingly watch repeatedly
The way he says “metal cup drink” 😂
I can just imagine
“My god , Lucy, leave the roomba alone”
lmaoo
I imagine the roomba that screams when hitting stuff
😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂
@@pandagamer-hg5be "FUCK, SOMEONE PLEASE RELEASE ME FROM THE PAIN OF EXSITENCE."
Hahahah my name is Lucy and these comments are so funny😂😂
Im surprised you didnt talk about the time washoe signed about being sad that one of her caretakers lost a child, since washoe lost a child too.
o no :(
That's cute and sad ówò
That's genuinely sad, poor chimpus.
@@cyxx414 i cri every time
Didn't Koko signed the same thing?
Lucy is one of the many reasons I don't feel bad about poachers potentially being shot.
Fun chimp story: Ronald Reagan almost died when the chimp playing Bonzo started pulling on his tie and choking him. The tie was cut off by a set worker, saving the 40th president from death by chimp.
"Oh boy can't wait to watch a Sam O' Nella video"
*gets earraped by classical music intro*
Why earraped
Some people are just uncultured schmucks. That's why, @@dukeofworcestershire7042.
Baroque**
@@a2pabmb2 You know if you listen to most music suddenly and loudly enough all music sounds pretty rapey. And maybe he's just into rapey stuff you don't know.
He could be one of those japanese cartoon ladies I keep hearing about. Don't judge.
Hey kids
“This ape was a prodigy”
- *Sam O’Nella*
Thomas Flach you watched the video to?!!
How my mom describes me
Was he describing Goku or Vegeta?
why are u quoting this
2:42 this was the greatest foreshadowing to NFTs ever
When Sam said “toys” near the book shelf there was an ak💀
*”Thou shalt not have din-din with chimpies.”*
Favorite bible quote
It’s funny how you sounded proud of falling down the stairs
Just letting you know that you have tons of likes👌
At what time this is ?
Jesus Alfaro Jesus last time I checked it was 180 now it’s 1k😂 thanks
The Void 7:42
this dude is legit better than actual teachers i swear
“ChimpTales aHEEEHOOO” -Samuel O’Nella
"poached like a f*cking egg" Iv'e been with Sam O'Nella for three years and that the best line I've ever heard
I really cant stop laughing at that line
fucking
"What's a n*gga gotta do to get some eel dii-"
The best line i heard is “I’m sorry sam, but you have urethra cactus”
@@layicorn yeah that’s my favorite skit he’s done. It’s the funniest
Your animation game has gone apeshit. That signage of “FORK” in chimp hands deserves an award. 🏆
fonc
Fax
agreed
Hakeem Hasworth 420 likes
Imma leave it like that
Fonk
Sam O’Nella please return we need you 🙏🙏🙏
I'm trying to watch this in the middle of the night without waking someone up. I'm cracking up
“Toys”
*shows ak-47*
Soviet Russian I don’t see your point?
Jkl Alskjdjhg
I mean, an ak-47 could be considered a toy
America
ONLY IN SOVIET RAUSSAUEIE
Blubasnurk I watched this video 12 times before I caught that lol
"Imagine you're people"
ah yes, I must say my understanding of the situation has gotten ever so deep eversince I first thought of myself as a people
You clearly aren't imagining enough.
2:38 he knew about the NFTs,played it off as a joke
I love the hands turning into words to illustrate sign language thats awesome
3:11 ah yes, the ak47. A vital part of a child's upbringing
Jay D. I Think it was a reference to this video :
th-cam.com/video/QxYmm5yCJBg/w-d-xo.html
I mean, it is the USA 😂
In some countries it is.
*COUGH COUGH*
ah, i love me some ‘murica
@@darkiusdark5452 Jesus I thought the bot comment I miss when TH-cam didn't have any spam bots
"Imagine you're people"
I shudder at the mere thought.
That is why I am monke
Return to monke
Monkë
Mönke™
just admit it
sam O'Nella Academy is just the one true god
12:35 am i gotta be up leaving house for work in six hours. my whole house is asleep and i’m laughing so hard i gotta rewind to hear what i missed and then repeat it
your representation of sign language is *spot on.*
I swear
*Sam O’Nella:* posts video
*Me:* literally gasps with excitement and surprise
Ok
Same
yes
nice
Bro the hand signs got me dying 😂😂😂😂
Oh God, that ad transition! I have whiplash from that shift!
If I remember correctly, they never told anyone the paintings were made by a chimp until after they were bought
There was 1, only _one_ art critic that didn't think they were the best paintings ever, he actually said "they look like they were drawn by a monkey!" and everyone gave him shit for not appreciating what was clearly superior art
Then he got the last laugh
Goes to show how so much of ''art'' is just pretentious people talking nonsense.
@@skull_182 I'd say most people who LOOK at art are pretentious pricks talking nonsense
Well if people like the art, good for them I guess.
Most art is just...not art
That's the secret...you just use dems creative juices and splish splash YOUR ARE IS WORTHY
"yeah that's right eat shit Koko"
"me so very sad, me go rip apart another kitten now"
I CAN'T 🤣🤣🤣
Did Koko actually kill any kittens?
Reverend Greasehound knowing gorillas, probably
@@FREDSDEADBABE I couldnt find anything on it.
Koko's first kitten ran away somehow and got hit by a car which made koko fuckin depressed for months apparently
I choked on iced tea on that joke so now I'm dead.
NOOOO COCO LIKED A KITTY SO MUCH BUT GOT DEPRESSED WHEN THE KITTEN DIED
Miss you sam
Holy fuck the sponsor animation Sam o Nella face scared the shit out of me (7:30)
4:04 it's not even over here, Washoe once noticed a new caretaker struggleing with sign language, so when Washoe was talking to her, she slowed down her own signing, so the caretaker could understand everything. A monke... simplifying things to you.... so you could understand.... because you are clearly that miserable. I love this story.
Imagine being so incompetent at sign language that a literal chimpanzee has to slow down its line of thought so you can keep up with it
@@MrJoao678 imagine... My boss says I already am
Like you?
@@MrJoao678 Imagine knowing sign language
That’s actually kinda wholesome.
I’m officially a sophomore in the Sam O Nella academy, year two bouts be random af
I might have been in ur class haah, whats upp jack. Im that guy eating doritos in the corner and watching some weird stuff on youtube, gosh. I still wonder when ill get my diploma already.
yeah i might have been that kid that only played geometry dash and did no work lol
@@piggi5xtheawesome973 you have geometry also? Damn i did only 64 on Clubstep bcz is darn hard.
I graduated from Sam O 'Nella U HeeHoo
We might be in the same class
Let’s appreciate that for sign language Sam just literally morphs the hands into the word
The amount of awkward pauses these videos have gotten me out of is enough for my life to be indebted to sam
Last time we talked about chimps they were getting vaporized in space shuttles so i have some high expectations for this vid
I love how he says “HeY kIdS” and then cusses profoundly
Profusely? Although, he is rather creative isn't he...?
It’s intellectual use of words.
Nah, profoundly bru
profoundly 💀
This comment was 6 months ago. And today, when i came to rewatch this video, he does not cuss after hey kids. Nor do i remember him cussing.
Maybe it was cut? If he had bothered to cut it out then he really didnt want to upload anymore/ too busy to upload
“...to get out the frustration of not being able to comprehend what was so fundamentally unnatural about her existence.”
literally me
You're crazy funny. Like, funnier than most famous standup comedians out there. Lines like "complete with booze and vacuum fornicating" simply cannot be topped.
6:42 that’s so sad cos she probably trusted people and she probably trusted the poacher who just shot her
That's what I was thinking :((((
And being abandoned by their family, and having literally no one like her or who could understand her. What would be cool would be if scientists took like 3-10 apes and raise all of them as if they were humans and then start letting them interact and see what would happen
@@donewitheverything2292 that's a dangerous idea in fact
Niles Stevenson it’d be pretty cool though
Done with everything DUDE have you ever seen planet of the apes??
I'm fully convinced that this channel is better than our education system
Me too kid.
Middle school is an poor attempt to recreate high school I'm convinced. A poorly executed high school is all middle school is.
It's cause college is the only education that matters
Agreed! If education were this stimulating, I might not be the cretin I've devolved into!
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The king is back
On this day, he once again uploaded