Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: GAMERA VS. VIRAS
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 30 พ.ย. 2015
- It's part 4 of the Gamera-A-Thon with "Gamera vs. Viras" (1968), where Gamera battles an alien squid monster, gratuitous stock footage and 2 Kenny's!
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I can’t believe you passed up the chance to say “the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the Kenny”.
Spok: logical
South Park: "Oh no, they killed Kenny!"
Brandon Tenold: "Woohoo, they killed Kenny!"
Oh believe me my friend, Brandon wasn't the only one cheering Kenny's come uppance!!! 👍😷
The Cosmic adventures of Kenny & Kenny. Or, how we saved the world.
Or;
"Oh my god, they saved Kenny!"
"You bastards!"
@@michaeliv284 Right. Either way, they both fit when it's about a Kenny! :D
Screw you guys, i'm going home
Me: "That effect sounds like Ghidorah"
*Brandon makes the same joke*
Me: "I KNEW IT"
DivineKnight92 yeah lol
Same
I don't know how we would ever have fun without Brandon
King Ghidorah:i forgot to tell you Gamera is coming to try to defeat you.
Viras: Is that all you needed?
Ghidorah: Yeah. Oh also, you, me, and Gigan have a dinner tonight.
Viras: What the fu- *boom*
Gamer Raptor Try is the word!Ghidorah's response to Gamera-- Rodan take care of my light work!!🐲🐲🐲🦇🦇🐢🤗💪👍
Alien Leader: Wait what? *glances out the window and saw Gamera* Oh s***!
*BOOM!*
We have no script, we just make things up as we go along.
" Food on a space ship, oh no !! Chefs from outer space !!!, they will make soup out of Gammera!!".
awesome. my son is 6 and even he's fed up with the Kennys.
TheAztecScorpion the youth also wants to desecrate the youth.
That just shows how annoying they are there target audience hates them thats how bad they are!
thats just fate m8
Years later, these scouts will tell how bad it was at summer camp.
Boyscouts, why did it have to be boyscouts?.
*Alien Leader:* Attention all crew members-...(phone rings) hold on a moment. (looks at caller ID) What is it Ghidora?
*Ghidora:* Just reminding you that we have poker game with Barugon, Gyaos, Gigan & Megalon.
*Alien Leader:* Do think that Megalon & Gigan will remember the bring the snacks & drinks? Remember what happened last time?
*Ghidora:* Don't worry Gyaos & Barugon are on it.
Genius
Ghidora has an unfair advantage he has three heads
Gigan: "Am I still invited? You guys?"
Orga: "OOOOOOOORGA'S IN THE HOOOOOUUUUUUUUSSSSSSE!!!!!!"
Ghidorah: Oh, and one more thing, Gamera’s headed your way.
Alien Leader: Wait what? (looks out the window to see Gamera) Oh s***!
*BOOM!*
How do they play cards when only one of them has proper hands?
Watching these kids screw around with the sub sure hits different after the Oceangate disaster.
I came here just for this.
HOLY, shit @JackDPearl 😂.
?it makes it even funnier?
I immediately went into the comments for this comment
@@adriansue8955-...Yesssss...? 🤔
"Causing a malfunction in a submarine won't have any negative consequences"
Here after Oceangate...
Kennies: Come on Gamera, Get Good. Don't Lose. Do The Thing!
Gamera: Wow, thanks Shitkids, I'll get right on that after I'm DONE BEING STABBED BY THIS DAMN SPACE-SQUID!!!
Wow, thanks Shitkids! made me laugh more than it should! :D
if King gidorah was on the phone: where's my money I'm supposed to be here
That's Backseat Ricksha driver.
K.E.N.N.Y : Knavish Exasperating Nitwitted Neglected Youth
RIght?
@Gyrre
"that's funny. I don't care who you are"
-Larry the Cable Guy
Gamera Gamera
He will bring kids to his van
Touch them like no other can
Please don’t tell on GAMERA
No really
-Boomstick from death battle
Nice joke man
Kennys are the reason why I don't want kids with my future wife.
Yeah I think Gamera is just stopped at Gamera vs gyaos and started the 90s Trilogy and then gamera the Brave and he probably wouldn't be known as goofy
I guess the producers just assumed that nobody who watched a gamera movie would ever watch a second one...
I like how the Kenny answers his watch and then is like “Oh shoot, it’s her”, which you’d think he’d know before answering considering she is in possession of the ONLY OTHER WATCH LIKE HIS!! It reminds me of that joke of the guy making an obscene phone call when he and the recipient owned the only two phones in existence
Godzilla movies: use stock footage to make the budget lower
Gamera movies: *WRITE THAT DOWN!!*
Gamera movies: Recycle entire scenes from previous movies.
Writers of Godzilla's Revenge: These guys are geniuses!
we met the American kid from this movie at a convention this weekend - was a very interesting story of how he got into the movie, was a star in Japan briefly, and how he had a very hard time finding a copy of the movie after coming back to America! (this was one of the Gamera movies that Sandy Frank never released)
how's he get to be in the movie?
How did he get into the movue?
It’s now released on blu ray so hopefully he has a copy of it!
Really did he made some friends from Japan did he learn a few things about japan
Damn they should have released this one first, what was Sandy Frank thinking? This one is probably the most accessible for American audiences.
it has mischeif making kids (inlcuding an american boy), it has a scout group, a cool submarine, it moves along at a decent pace for a Gamera movie. and Guiron has one of the best kills ever when he chops up the Gyaos.
The aliens didn't shoot the brain-control device on Gamera at first because they needed to weaken him first. One of the aliens mentioned that at some point.
This was the first Gamera film I ever saw. I found it one Saturday night one Creature Feature. I fell in love with the entire idea of idea of the flying turtle. Next I saw Gamera vs Guiron, and I loved the creature Guiron. Since I was just a little older than the 'Kennys' I guess that helped.
Cool story! The design of Gamera is pretty unique imo, it's both silly and serious at the same time. The earlier movies definitely hammed it up but they had charm and heart, and didn't take things too serious, it was an adventure. The later movies were more serious with a more realistic and edgy tone/ aesthetic which looks really cool.
hi, I am from the future...which is the present. Those two kennys would both get a job at OceanGate.
So it was Kenny's that sunk the sub
What the @#$%??? The scientist decides to use an entire Boy Scout platoon as test pilots for his new sub???
David Crader well, Boy Scouts are disposable :P
David Crader ah don’t worry Boy Scouts are like unggoy grunts, kill one and thirty show up
They’re all Kennys so no one will miss them
Boy Scouts are like Orks. Where theres one there's a hundred of them.
Welcome back our favorite sarcastic canadian critic.
good one
+RB Comics You just made Phelous cry
My work here is done.
JohnTron
***** Jon isnt Canadian
The aliens here are actually Chef Boyardee’s Chef Mafia.
Yes, in the Gamera universe, there is an alien chef mafia. That actually sounds too cool to be a thing in an actual film.
Man imagine if this was not made 7 years later that submarine joke would’ve hit different
12:50 Wicked City 2: Tentacle Boogaloo. lol
Since he also mentions "ice Pirates" i'm surprised he never has done that one, wish he would
"its name is!" JOHN CENA!!
oh hey, its the guy who fell into volcano! (but seriously, in my opinion that was a stupid way to kill godzilla)
+Jaylin Nowlin kill?
+Draco Meteor I know he came back but toho may not of been planning for another after.
John Cena died 2 years ago
In meme history
He didn't die lol
Well... it's official: Kenny's need to go extinct. Or be replaced with stock footage placed on mute.
Also, I guess the movie's title is a lie
+The Pyramid (N) The new Gamera movie opens with a Kenny apparently. *sigh* The more things change, the more they stay the same.
Son of a bitch!!!!!!!
*Explodes*
yo, the 2 kids are like annoying versions of Fuji and Glenn from Monster Zero.
Thank God Fuji and Glenn are actually Entertaining to watch
with Bradon Tenold around there is never a dull moment
I heard that the director of the Showa Gamera movies with the exception of Gamera vs Barugon was not a fan of the 90's Gamera trilogy he was probably just jealous that Gamera was better than his Gamera!
Or he prefers gamera movies being more goofy
I thought he didn't take them too seriously
every new episode of this show is the perfect excuse to marathon the rest of them right after
Scouts Guide to a Kaiju apocalypse. lol
+TheBlackKnight1o1 thats right
+TheBlackKnight1o1 I would like to see this as a movie.
Kenny and kenny2" are like George and Harold
Raquel tecuanhuey Except that they’re much more annoying and lack the likability of George and Harold.
2:56
JOHN CENA!!!
Does that mean Viras is randy Orton?
Welcome back, Brandon.
There were actually extra monsters in this movie. Those kids were as potentially destructive as most kaiju.
2:27)
_bidididididi_
_bidididididi_
What is wrong?
*Hang on, King Ghidorah's on the phone. I gotta take this.*
What is the age limit for the "Gamera, friends too all children" Rescue Service?
Well at least the Kenny’s here are the most realistic as they actually act like children and even are willing to sacrifice themselves to save the Earth.
Good to have you back, Brandon! :D
agree
I ddint know you watched his reviews too.
Hunter
Hewy Toonmore I
Good review. Love the tentacle monster joke at the end there.
I remember when I was a little kid and I rented urotsukidoji from the cartoon section of the video store. They thought it was just some sort of anime.
......
.............
Yea..............
I'm sorry for your childhood.
13:07 Looks like Kevin Spacey is in charge of this UFO.
What’s that supposed mean?
So bad even "Mystery Science Theater 3000" wouldn't feature it.
That's saying something
Funny, but it was probably more of a "the network library we draw from doesn't have the license for that one" situation.
Welcome back Bran- does that one female scout leader have glasses and pigtails? Japan, you know what I like~
Good choice,Good choice
A man of good taste i see.
*Brandon:* 19:20
*Chris:* OF COURSE Turtles CAN swim! Turtles are adapted to live near lakes and oceans.
I was a bit freaked out when I said out loud, "Well, that was stupid!" in sync with you...Ah, you too have a thought device!!! Thank you for your ranting & raving, absolutely love your channel! Welcome back!
1:15 Did I just see a freaking Star Destroyer?
Yes, yes you did.
Gamera super monster
Gamera works for the rebel alliance.
Joel Hodgson recently announced that he wishes to reboot Mystery Science Theater 3000 with an all new cast, I know who should be the new Joel/Mike: Brandon Tenold!!! Think about it he would be perfect, he clearly loves the old series, has a great sense of referential humor, does deadpan perfectly.
I'm not kidding with this I think we should start a letter writing campaign to Joel suggesting Brandon as the new host of MST3K, I think it would be perfect.
That would be amazing but it is unlikely
+Jack Hamilton I was thinking the same thing, but they already have a new "Mike/Joel" and some other roles filled.
+GiantSpaceMonkey
That was fast
+KevinR1138 I think it was all pre-decided. If you look at the MST3K GO FUND ME page (or whatever it's called), they have all the players announced.
Speaking of MST3K, I've never seen it, but Brandon's made me curious. Where can I find some episodes?
2:32 he made me laugh so hard because he said gidorah was on the phone!
Japanese YELLOW submarine.
Lol, What a Coincidence, Me and My Cousin Used to Make Bee Butt Jokes About That Spaceship Too!
I can be great if the space men was actually bees that will fit to the ship.
I see what you mean about the stock footage. There's like 25 minutes of stock footage in the American cut, and about 15 minutes in the Japanese cut. And it was a lot cheesier than the first 3 films. Still enjoyed it, but not as much as the earlier ones. P.S. I noticed the American title "Destory All Planets" makes no sense since there's only one planet threatened in the film and that's Earth, and it's not even endangered of being destroyed only conquered. Definitely only titled that to complete with the Godzilla film "Destory All Monsters".
Gamera: I will defeat you Viras!
Viras: My star, my planet, or me?
Gamera: Yes!
*Viras tackles him*
Friggin' smart ass.
♫Sandy Frank! Sandy Frank! He never touched this one!♫
Welcome back brandon we missed you
Yippie, he's back!
Here's a real question.
Would Kenny, plural, be spelt Kennys or Kennies? Since it's less of a name for Brandon, and more like an adjective.
+Little Green I would say it's being used more like a noun. Yes, the word itself is being used to describe something, which is usually the job of an adjective, but notice how grammatically it's being used. Adjectives don't have a plural equivalent because they're traits, not things, like "annoying" or "painful," (since when have you heard the words "annoyings" or "painfuls" in a sentence?) while nouns, like "dumbass" or "menace" do have a plural equivalent ("dumbasses" or "menaces"). Kenny is referring to a thing, and should have a plural equivalent because of that. Because of this it would be a noun.
By the way, love the name.
Its spelled Kenni, plural.
02:23. They're bee buts. Of course they're up to no good... XD
The movie that scared the daylights out of me when I was little. Hey I was about 7 years old. Seeing aliens get they're heads ripped off and those things growing out of the top go the headless bodies. Nightmare fuel!
BEES AINES 🐝
*smirks* That freaking THUMBNAIL! XD
Keep up the good work Brandon! You inspire me to make videos in the future. I look forward to your videos when they are released, and basically keep up what your doing, Because your videos are awesome. :D
So less then fun fact, six years later, there was a U-boat that sank pre WW1 bc they installed the 'valve closed' indicators back wards and the sub sank like a rock.
Hi, future commenter here. You would not believe how funny that sub joke at the beginning is now
00:33. A tale of 2 Kennys.
Every time I (re) watch one of these I get that frickin' Gamera song stuck in my head. And yet I do. I must be some kind of masochist.
Remember this tune!? Have a nice day!! >XD
@@TheEyez187 Damn you! XD
@@ian_b I must be some kind of asshole! >XD
@@TheEyez187....aaaaaaaaaand here I am again! XD
Awesome to have you back, dude.
I think there's a real reason why I ONLY ever watched each of these film ONCE, EVER, way back around 50 years ago. (And, as I recall, the local channels ran them in this order: 1, 5, 4, 3, 2. So the flashbacks kinda ruined the earlier films.)
Drinking game idea - take a shot every time Kenny says Gamera.
By the end of the movie you're an ALCOHOLIC!
Glad your back Brandon, and good video too.
12:50. That final possibility was pretty funny
Man, you deserve so many more views and subs you are hilaroous, please keep going and dont get discouraged Brandon
ps you look like dexter morgan
Man, glad to have you back Brandon, and glad you didn't die via serial killer on the way back home. Hope the next tour goes better!
Anyway this is one of the two original run Gamera movies I missed, as it wasn't show via Just for Kids VHS or MST3K. But looks like I didn't miss much, aside from sexy girl-boy scouts. Loved the "recycled jokes" bit. Great stuff as always!
Great to have you back
Welcome back and Awesome riffing!!!!!
aww, you cut out viras puking his guts up!
Copyright maybe?
Mr. Tenold it looks like the mechanoid from Dr who
great review as always Brandon!
The Kennys look like Glenn and Fuji as children.
Glad yoy're back, Brandon! Now you can probably fnally be the Producer Spotlight on CA!
Decapitation!!
Where's that from? I would love to know.
NickySHedgehog16 Brutal Legend- a heavy metal based RTS game starring Jack Black. It is awesome.
Scorpionspear77 It is awesome until you get into boss fight. RTS-parts are just horrible, wich is shame because the humor, voiceacting and hack&slash-parts are awesome.
Awesome, welcome back, Brandon!
Actually Turtles can swim
Why do I have a feeling that Brandon was one of the founding members of the "Wesley Crusher Must Die" movement?
"Gamera is really neat! Gamera is full of meat!..."
Welcome back, Brandon!
with Brandon around there's never a dull moment of course I wat to tell him "Brandon I don't know how any sci fi movie fan can ever fun without you"
Thank God Brandon's back. I was having review withdrawals . . .
Welcome back! After the Gamera-A-Thon, can you please review Buckaroo Banzai? It's my favourite movie and one of the biggest cult movies that came out of America.
Oh my god there roasting Kenny, you crazies!!!!!!
Well, I guess we’re having freeze-dried calamari now.
Gamera vs. Nannerpus! My dreams have come true!
so glad your back. i am sure the laptop in Independence Day had linux on it and the name of the VIRUS was windows 95
Welcome back!
Alien Leader: Prepare the ship for immediate attack- *phone rings* Hang on, King Ghidorah’s on the phone. I better take this. *pick it up* What is it now? We’re in the middle of-
King Ghidorah: Uh, Viras? You might wanna look out the window.
Alien Leader: What’re you mea- *glances out the window to see Gamera heading his way* Oh s***!
2:58
Yay, you're back!
Weirdly it took me time to realise Brandon used a scene from an earlier episode
Tho you could explain they made it as it was in night
So are these shows once every 2 weeks or so? I love the content, the videos are surprisingly re-watchable, though I've never picked up on when the uploads are to come out.
"We will create a giant fire-breathing Kenny to fight him!"
Aliens speaking: "Its name is..." Kennys: "Gamera! Gamera!"
I actually really like this movie.
Can't wait for Guiron!
Love how fire magically works in space