*Your realness and vulnerability to say when embarrassed, etc…takes so much for a man. I always watch knowing how hard you work on you and know it inspires Men also* YOU ARE GREAT
And his FREAKIN' CHAIR BROKE! It snapped like a chicken's neck in a Tyson factory. I love that he just accepted it and sat in it, but he was given a bad chair and he didn't refuse it but sat in it anyways.
I used to ride my bike to school, forget, and walk home. The next morning I was devastated that my bike was stolen. Walked to school and bam, there it was. And it happened more than once. But I was eleven. LOL!
I sometimes wonder if Theo is on the spectrum at all with how his mind relates things and comes up with such random yet fitting stories for the moment and of course they are hilarious. A comedy savant!
@@evelynmiles8442 That wasn't the wedding march. It was Pachelbel's Canon, one of MANY classical pieces played at weddings, museums, restaurants, etc..
I don't think you'll ever realise how much some of us appreciate you, Theo. Thanks for taking my mind away from my life's problems for an hour yet again. 🏴❤️🇺🇸✝️
@@phyju Theo is a great conversational storyteller--all kinds of comparisons, analogies, metaphors, observations etc. but it does concern me one, that you see NO story telling in comments. Go into a Spanish comments section and it's all just a bunch of relations to real people's real lives. It's way more interesting. I'm afraid things have come too tame on average and it's not creating a lot of the dynamism that layers your earlier stories because it felt like so many other stories were storying while your story was storying.
the main question is who planned this???? Them things are used at middle school graduations -- you would’ve thought some local church pulled those things out of the basement
One thing I noticed about you is you are humble if not very insecure. It's time to turn that around. Be happy with your success. I doubt anyone here things you are full of yourself. Enjoy it all.
@@KainsAddiction Just a part of it. Also, his shtick includes, his use of crazy, unique words and embellishments of events (bullspitting) from his history (allegedly). I adore him. ❤ I'm probably about 15 yrs older than Theo. But, I would date him. I've been a cougar b4. I was 20 yrs older than my bf. Thar was a two year relationship. MILF 🎉
If I could manifest anything this year it would be for Theo to find someone. I've been with my husband since high school, 20 years, and I hope Theo finds that. ❤️
Theo is a living legend. No body and I mean no body can ever come close to his comedic style. When God made Theo, he definitely broke the mold...awesome breakdown of your trip to DC..thank you. We on here, all appreciate you so much. Keep on keeping on brother ...
This had me laughing out loud so much throughout… Thank you for making me laugh… I’m sure you won’t read this, but just know that I’m thankful for what you do… Laughter is medicine and you’re a world class practitioner
i am an aquatic gardener. i’m a 68 year old woman been working ponds waterfalls waterlilies and lotus for 35 years in santa barbara /montecito CA. ready for myclose up Mr Von. lol
Theo I love the narrative of your stories, you have an uncanny ability to tell a story that zero people could. I know you don't have any plans to become a politician, but I'd vote for you brother. You're the most American person ever, in a good way. We all love you man
I have to say i was feeling EXTREMELY negative but then i heard the annoguration music and it made absolutely no sense and it made me laugh and feel better
I had jet lag and exhaustion one time and kept going to the bank to get money and was mad at the tellers, turns out zi had not banked there in years! So Theos truck story rings true and hilarious. Great material for a comedian. 😂😂😂
I want to give a shoutout to this video's thumbnail photo. I haven't even watched the video yet but the photo brought me a twinge of happiness twice today. Ya old goofball.
Petition to get Theo his own GTA 6 radio station
Day time radio with Theo and after dark radio with Tim Dillon.
🎉🎉🎉🎉
Yes
Genius😂
No way that dev team would allow it knowing Theo was at trumps inauguration
The story telling is masterful. I am in tears. "His only job was to stand outside and be cold"
.. so the rich people inside didn't have to
the letters being uncomfortable around each other got me
Theo used to be funny.
You have low expectations bro.
Gang
@@diamondsprince they dont even know each other 😂
The white walker reference with holyfield got me lol.
theo looking like a lesbian firefighter from louisiana
Theo looks like the guy who wears used tuxedos to the hole-in-the-wall bars.
@@nblohm8492 Theo looks like Thelmas stunt double
HERES AN EXAMPLE...of a poor dumb person... who was swayed by Amazon Bezos and Z(s)uckerberg money...DUDE IS A TOOL..
Took the words out of my mind 🤣
Nah , he’s gonna be in the new Tony Hawks pro skater
“ I’m not tryna rat anybody out “ - proceeds to tell the location, time, possible year, and race 🤣
Rat king baby
Lot of girls who work at Cinnabons in Theo's stories
@@jimc.goodfellas i noticed that too ha
"Letters that don't know each other" is the funniest way to describe someone's name I've ever seen.
Theo's chair collapsing at the Inauguration is the most Theo shit ever.
I'm fine, the chairs bad.
😂
That comment is the most you thing ever. Loser
One of Kamala’s chairs 😂😂
@@AP3XZ3R0 😂😂
What about being a part of search group for Wayne Gretzky’s tooth?😂
These solo episodes are better than a lot of stand up comedians specials lol… Theo out here, GANG GAAANG
Few things make me laugh as much as a solo Theo cast😂
Ever since the cast started dude just brings it effortlessly 😂
This is the most accurate comment here 🙌
The fact we get to watch this for free is incredible
"They had the princess in mario kart and then danica patrick, only two women in racing" 🤣
BAHAHHA
Theo's best podcast guest is Theo Von!
*Your realness and vulnerability to say when embarrassed, etc…takes so much for a man. I always watch knowing how hard you work on you and know it inspires Men also* YOU ARE GREAT
"Dude, where's my car?........oh....there it is"
And his FREAKIN' CHAIR BROKE! It snapped like a chicken's neck in a Tyson factory. I love that he just accepted it and sat in it, but he was given a bad chair and he didn't refuse it but sat in it anyways.
Theo is the Shakespeare of comedy. The way he constructs words and sentences is just uniquely funny, and flows beautifully.
You can watch Norm's influence on his interviews, does insane wordplay while playing dumb.
Uuummmm
Shakespeare didn’t become a political shill did he?
When touring in Europe king?
@@Fstate He was politically expedient, writing for King James.
Theo in his Austin powers arc.
Yeah baby! I've been waiting for 25 years to be able to say that unironically
"Oh behave."
Autism powers
Dude thought the same thing! It’s Theo Vaustin
Very shagadelic
I used to ride my bike to school, forget, and walk home. The next morning I was devastated that my bike was stolen. Walked to school and bam, there it was. And it happened more than once. But I was eleven. LOL!
😂😂😂
Thanks for sharing, that's hilarious! 😂
More than once? Bawhahahaha 😂
HERES AN EXAMPLE...of a poor dumb person... who was swayed by Amazon Bezos and Z(s)uckerberg money...DUDE IS A TOOL..
OH my gif i did this more than once and AS an adult one time i lived so close to work i did it and forgot 🙄
It seems like Theo has so much more to say about the Paul’s posting the chair video, but he’s being respectful. Real man
He done said he was wrong on that
I sometimes wonder if Theo is on the spectrum at all with how his mind relates things and comes up with such random yet fitting stories for the moment and of course they are hilarious. A comedy savant!
Theo in a suit, glasses, and playing classical music is hilarious.
how bout the wedding March for inauguration music?
And 🔥 !!! 🎉❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@@evelynmiles8442 That wasn't the wedding march. It was Pachelbel's Canon, one of MANY classical pieces played at weddings, museums, restaurants, etc..
The way he puts a “s” at the end of every name 😂😂
The comment I was looking for, didn't have to scroll far at all. Good stuff 👏 😂
"Logan Pauls and Jake Pauls"
Evanders Holyfield! 😅
You’d love Dr Steve Brule.
Had me tripping out 😂😮
“It’s like driving a molar filling for the Statue of Liberty”
……….🗣️LOL
The pictures this dude paints are savant level
No one can recap an inauguration like Theo Von. This cracked me up.
If Theo continues to be his authentic self in the world he lives in…. He has no limits. Fantastic and funny just being who he is. It’s a great thing
I agree he is Great authentic 💯
@@freebird8163 his authentic self got an evil man elected
Relax
Theo Von , chairman of the inauguration
Chair- man! 😅
He does look quite shagadelic
🤣🤣🤣🤣
21:40 “Connor McGregor. The Karate Kid of Ireland” 😂
@@DixonCiderYT Why is Theo ignoring the fact that McGregor is a convicted GrApIsT?
I was cracking up over that whole part
Connor McGregor the r*pist
With a bunch of fairy dust
He is the KING of low key roasting
A ufo that couldn’t make it, what an amazing description for a cyber truck. Theo you say the funniest shit without even trying
Playing "here comes the bride" on organ at the end was a great ending😂
BARON!
Saluting as well bwhahaha
I don't think you'll ever realise how much some of us appreciate you, Theo. Thanks for taking my mind away from my life's problems for an hour yet again. 🏴❤️🇺🇸✝️
Right? I been giggling at clips today 😅 💜
Yes!!!❤
@MommaLousKitchen it used to be Norm Macdonald, which used to help me switch off, Thank god Theo came along to pick up the torch
🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦💗🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
@WhatDemocracy 💜
The way Theo says stuff that shouldnt make sense but somehow does and its relatable is remarkable
He’s truly irreplaceable
Anyone else proud of theo
As his father, yes
BEEN proud homie
Yes
Damn right. I'm so proud of Theo
Man, Theo’s stories are so wild but somehow make total sense coming from him. Dude’s one of a kind.
Theo actually downplays a lot of the stories to make them more relatable. RIP Billy Conforto.
Really? It's sad of you think that way. People need a reset to what is good in this world.
HERES AN EXAMPLE...of a poor dumb person... who was swayed by Amazon Bezos and Z(s)uckerberg money...DUDE IS A TOOL..
Absolute gem
@@phyju Theo is a great conversational storyteller--all kinds of comparisons, analogies, metaphors, observations etc. but it does concern me one, that you see NO story telling in comments. Go into a Spanish comments section and it's all just a bunch of relations to real people's real lives. It's way more interesting. I'm afraid things have come too tame on average and it's not creating a lot of the dynamism that layers your earlier stories because it felt like so many other stories were storying while your story was storying.
“We probably got him from a trade, he’s from a United Nations area.”
Never change, Theo…
Theo Von is just an awesome American Patriot
Sir Loin got me 😂
😂😂😂😂
“Kamala’s chairs” still has me in tears days later
the main question is who planned this???? Them things are used at middle school graduations -- you would’ve thought some local church pulled those things out of the basement
@@tattoofthesun
Last minute change of venue caused the use of crappy metal chairs.
37:12 + 54:24 Chair story - you’re welcome
your a legend,, thank you sir.
You’re awesome thank you 😊
Thank you!
“The chair probably knew someone and got in” 😂 He’s so goofy
Again at 1:07:42
Theo!! Invited to the Inauguration! You are a National Treasure! ❤❤ ❤
„My finishing move is the tax evasion!“
Instant classic
Theo: "Conner just had his energy up like he had just found all the pots of gold that were hidden." cocaine is a helluva drug bruh
Oh he knows 😆
One thing I noticed about you is you are humble if not very insecure. It's time to turn that around. Be happy with your success. I doubt anyone here things you are full of yourself. Enjoy it all.
I agree with this comment. I hope he gains a stronger sense of confidence and sure of himself while also still keeping his humbleness.
@@j.arelylopez3053Him not having confidence is his whole shtick.
@@KainsAddiction
Just a part of it.
Also, his shtick includes, his use of crazy, unique words and embellishments of events (bullspitting) from his history (allegedly).
I adore him. ❤ I'm probably about 15 yrs older than Theo. But, I would date him. I've been a cougar b4. I was 20 yrs older than my bf. Thar was a two year relationship.
MILF 🎉
Saw Theo walk right by me. Sadly I was in uniform so had to play it cool
Thank you!
🫡❤
and then all the people who attacked you 4 years ago got pardoned hours later.
Thank you for your service!
Oorah! inaugurations are something else not much sleep!!
23:00 The white walker joke was out of nowhere😂😂
I’m happy to be alive with you too theo!!!!❤
"If you haven't met an Indian person this year yet, go meet one" Theo Von circa 2025
If you know exactly when it happened you don’t need to say circia my dude.
Just attempting to add a goofy comment my friend, can't lie I don't even know the definition of circa. But it sounded funny.
@ means “around”
Circa so lay
The Von's solo's are low key my fav ngl
Same
Ivanka Trump spoke highly of Theo on another podcast recently.
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh
If I could manifest anything this year it would be for Theo to find someone. I've been with my husband since high school, 20 years, and I hope Theo finds that. ❤️
Amen. I hope Theo finds a sweetheart
I would have loved to be the cop Theo was describing a cyber truck to, as if he didn't know what a cyber truck was... 🤣🤣🤣
"First they had Princess and Mario Cart, then right after that....Danica Patrick" HAHAHAHA!
This is the day that the Lord has made. I will rejoice and be glad in it. ♥️
Theo is a National Treasure
boot licker
Incorrect he is a human male
You spelled "useful idiot" wrong.
@@shiloh5000g i don't think he was trying to spell useful idiot, that's a completely different word
@@shiloh5000g Well said.
Incredible how far Theo's come. Not surprising given how good he is to listen to, but as a long time fan it's great to see his rise.
His last name was spelled with letters that don’t know each other
Theo is hilarious. Him tiptoeing around rich people/celebrity problems is the best. The humility isn't lost on us, bro!
HERES AN EXAMPLE...of a poor dumb person... who was swayed by Amazon Bezos and Z(s)uckerberg money...DUDE IS A TOOL..
He is one of them, he just elected a billionaire fascist tf u on bro
@@BoolyKrelax and touch some grass bro all will be well
@@BoolyKgo watch msnbc why u here?
@ you liked your own comment and Trump just raised taxes on the poorest Americans
Chair King 👑
Sofa King
I don't believe those Paul Clowns for a second
Nope. They set him up. They are so mean @Che1seabluesdrogba11
😂
HERES AN EXAMPLE...of a poor dumb person... who was swayed by Amazon Bezos and Z(s)uckerberg money...DUDE IS A TOOL..
Geezus Theo 😂 You are the funniest man alive. We don’t even have a name for your kind of genius, because it’s one of a kind.
Theo is a living legend. No body and I mean no body can ever come close to his comedic style. When God made Theo, he definitely broke the mold...awesome breakdown of your trip to DC..thank you. We on here, all appreciate you so much. Keep on keeping on brother ...
It’s hilarious watching Theo navigate fame
HERES AN EXAMPLE...of a poor dumb person... who was swayed by Amazon Bezos and Z(s)uckerberg money...DUDE IS A TOOL..
"Heavy is the ass that sits in the chair " 👑 🐀
Dude he kept brushing off people talking about how fat dat azz is
😂😂😂
Theo looking like a southern Austin Powers baby! Gang gang!
What’s it feel like to be miserable
@@joshlitman8310you tell us, sad boy
You have learned a lot & in turn we have too. Thank you for taking us on the ride 🎉
He said Kamala's chairs after he fell 😂😂😂
Amazing, I love you bro!
Solo episodes are some of the funniest episodes, feels like I’m talking to my friend on a road trip
Theo describing anything at all to a sketch artist:
sketch artist:🤯
LOL!!!
A sand wedge😅
"Use me as a White Walker" 😂😂😂
CURSE YOU KAMALAS CHAIR 🤣🤣
Did my boi Theo dirty
"It looks like a UFO that couldn't make it." -Theo Von 2025 😂
Thank you for being you Theo. You keep me from ending it all
Amen brother 😂😂
I didn't know Theo and don't know why this podcast appeared on my feed, but now I am a fan!❤
Enjoy the ride! You won't be disappointed ❤
He’s the best 😂
Him and Joey Diaz on mushrooms is s classic episode of The Church of Whats Happening Now you should watch. Enjoy
Theo explaining Conor is so fucking funny 😂😂
Theo is the #1 gaslighter in the WORLD. 😎😂. Yal thinking he’s not that smart. That dude smart as HELL. 😂.
Yes, he sure is!
"Anyway, wherever, that's where I'm at". I've had those days 😂
This had me laughing out loud so much throughout… Thank you for making me laugh… I’m sure you won’t read this, but just know that I’m thankful for what you do… Laughter is medicine and you’re a world class practitioner
I'm enjoying this MORE then ANY inaugural podcast ever
There was a comedy special worth of jokes that Theo just throws away. Insane talent.
Theo is funnier just by talking than Most comedians are trying. 😂😂
Next year Theo will be like "I forgot I was riding in my helicopter". Couldn't have happened to a better dude!
Theo can you interview more people with random occupations? You’re awesome!
i am an aquatic gardener. i’m a 68 year old woman been working ponds waterfalls waterlilies and lotus for 35 years in santa barbara /montecito CA. ready for myclose up Mr Von. lol
we need Joe Rogan as Dr. Evil
Alex Jones is Dr Evil, Joe Rogan would be Mini Me. 😂
William Montgomery as Scott Evil
Looking like Austin just before fem bots
Theo falling out of his chair and looking for a missing tooth during the inauguration 🤣 GangGang 🇺🇸
I’m 4:20 seconds in and I’m already laughin my ass off. This gonna be a good one 🐐 🐐
Theo I love the narrative of your stories, you have an uncanny ability to tell a story that zero people could. I know you don't have any plans to become a politician, but I'd vote for you brother. You're the most American person ever, in a good way. We all love you man
Protect this man he is a national treasure!!! GANG GANG!
It's special that Theo takes us with him. I've never been to a rich affair.
I have to say i was feeling EXTREMELY negative but then i heard the annoguration music and it made absolutely no sense and it made me laugh and feel better
I had jet lag and exhaustion one time and kept going to the bank to get money and was mad at the tellers, turns out zi had not banked there in years! So Theos truck story rings true and hilarious. Great material for a comedian. 😂😂😂
What a legend. You, Sir, are a National treasure.
0:50 you're welcome and Lord bless you
May God bless you!!
Theo looks like the guy who lied on his resume but still got the job
You couldn't piss outside kinda vibes 🤣
The best way to describe an inauguration
5:00 Theo will never not make me cackle
He’s looking mighty fine today, those glasses are QUITE SOMETHING
welp. this was my favorite podcast episode 😂. and I’m with Judy, I’m glad you got to go too ❤
Theo Throwing up a sideways BLOODS handsign when he says Barron Trump. B-dogg. FUCKING hilarious!!!
Theo looking like a special ed Patrick swazy rocking the Austin powers drip
I love that he took some extra napkins to gift to his mother and one of his teachers.
I want to give a shoutout to this video's thumbnail photo. I haven't even watched the video yet but the photo brought me a twinge of happiness twice today. Ya old goofball.
Bro fell off…. Just to stand up like a soldier. Screw dem Paul brothers. Gang gang, happy birthday nan baby
Right. It breaks my heart to see all these guys be just giddy about supporting pirates
Rich and famous ppl gonna do their thing
Write a book Theo... I love your description of things. You'd be a brilliant author. Sending peace ❤️
Theo, you mean so much to us.
"There was military everywhere so you couldn't piss outside type of vibes"🤣
The graduation song at the beginning had me rolling. Hilarious. Already bought my tickets to see him in College Station, TX.
Yesssss!!!! Can’t wait!
Man Theo has a lot of zingers in this episode, I love it😂
Can’t wait to hear about the chair 🍿
Fla St, Fla St, Fla St, WOOOO 🔥
HERES AN EXAMPLE...of a poor dumb person... who was swayed by Amazon Bezos and Z(s)uckerberg money...DUDE IS A TOOL..