Oh c'mon, we all know Draghael Jordstein had this in the bank. The Everlasting Dragons ain't got nothing on Dragonjammers L.A.L* Representers * L.A.L = Lordran Anal Londis
Then, from the Stands, They came, and found the Balls of Ballers within the Court. Nito, the First of the Fouled Out. The Power Forward of Izalith, and her shooting guards of Chaos. Gwyn, the Lord of Slam, and his faithful dunkers. And the furtive towel pygmy, so easily forgotten. With the Strength of Ballers, they challenged the dragons. Gwyn's mighty fake outs peeled apart their stone scales. The witches weaved great passes. Nito unleashed a miasma of fouls and travel calls.
kidrenato No. Anor Londo is the Kingdom of Sunlight, a totally independent economic structure from Lordran. Lordran is the land below. Undead Burg, Firelink Shrine, Undead Parish, The Catacombs, etc. Those are all locations IN Lordran. Anor Londo is ABOVE Lordran.
Lordran is the land. Anor Londo is a city. The city is in the land, albeit the highest point. It's literally the fucking capital city of Lordran ya dingus, Gwyn resided there, and he looked after Lordran did he not? Anor Londo is a city, not a kingdom. There's a difference. Literally google it anywhere, Anor Londo is in Lordran, not it's own thing.
ORNSTEIN! ... and Smough Team Londo will shine in the night Be prepared for a genuine medieval fight! (gargoyle pops out of fog door) Yup, that's right!! (Anor Londo Archer pops in too) YEAH, MUFFIN!!!
Gwyn would win with that fucking 60 yard jump Also, I like to imagine they didn't want the Witch of Izalith playing "a mans game" and then she absolutely dominates them and dunks on all of them
+knight in broken armor Ever heard of Antoine delak? He combined anaconda with some boss music from pokemon. It's called 'team flanaconda' and it scares me.
More than 2 years on and this mashup still gets constant comments. Every time I open Chrome I get a notification from this. Glad you guys still enjoy this silly idea :)
+Greentopify We keep coming back because this is too perfect. Every once in awhile I get the urge to listen to it again. Usually while playing DS2. When I'm playing DS3 I'll still be listening to it. :P Thanks for mixing this. The world owes you a service.
“I am Solaire of Slamstora, an adherent to the baller of the Pheonix Suns. Now that I am a slammer, I have come to this great court, the very birthplace of baller gwyn, to seek my very own team! Ahahahahahahaha!”
I remember that soul crushing moment. Alright time for some 1v1 boss fight...wait....I dont have to...omg...OMG! THIS SUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKS! *Dies* FUCK YOU BOTH! ... I'll be back! (3 hours later) *kills boss* HA! I WIN ! In your FACES! (ignores k/d ratio)
When the text in that video said "Meet the super londo bros" I got chills. Wildpie has awesome editing skills. I wish she(?) would do more dark souls 1 locations (like lost izalith, dem dragon butts).
Regrettably I have failed my team. But perhaps you can keep the ball in court. There is a old saying my coach told me. Thou who art slammin art jammin. In thine exodus from the condemned b-ball court, maketh pilgrimage to the stadium of the Dunking Lords. When thou dunks the b-ball into the hoop of awakening the fate of the slammers thou shalt know. Well, now you know and I can retire with hope in my heart. - Oscar MVP of Balltora
Best part about this absolute classic is the fact that the original orchestra is entirely unedited. All he did was add the drum beat and vocals and it fit PERFECTLY. 💀
Well, what do we have here? You must be a new baller. Let me guess. Fate of the Slam, right? Well, you're not the first. But there's no scoreboard here. You'd have done better to rot on the bench… But, too late now. Well, since you're here… Let me help you out. There are actually two Backboards of Awakening. One's up above, in the Jamming Church. The other is far, far below, in the ruins at the base of Balltown. Shatter them both, and something happens… Brilliant, right? Not much to go on, but I have a feeling that won't stop you. So, off you go. It is why you came, isn't it? To this accursed land of the Slam?
1) Get in your car. 2) Windows down. 3) Play this tune. 4) Volume on full blast. 5) Ride through the hood. 6) Bob your head up and down. 7) ????? 8) Profit!
Victor Von Doom ...You really don't know much about the 'hood' if you think Miley and Skrillex are popular there. Miley and Skrillex are popular with spoiled middle-class-and-above white school-age kids.
Dark slam boss line up Dunkstien and slamough Aldritch saint of the Dunk Pointguard Sulyslahm pickle pee and Pump a rum the crows (mascot optional battle) Dunker of the Boreal Valley Ravelord Nito Gywndolin the Dunk Sun Dunker Demon Soul of Slammer Covanents: Dunkwraiths, Blades of dunkmoon, Meme Makers, Warriors of Slamlight
"Oh, hello there. I will stay behind, to gaze at the slam. The slam is a wondrous dunk. Like a magnificent buzzer beater! If only I could be so grossly inslamdescent!"
Markus Wolfe O:to protect the princess from unwanted invasion S:to slay all dragons within our nation O:to stop all those who enter and make them eat shit S:to never show mercy, not even a bit ORNSTEIN SMOTH or smough, smough maybe. i dont know
After Smough's retirement amid scandal and rumors of Humanity abuse, Ornstein was forced to leave the Lordran Basketball Association, never to be seen again. However, rumors say he pursued a new life in the Drangleic leagues, in the hopes of reclaiming his glory days. Even now, people will search Heide's Tower of Slams, hoping to catch a glimpse of this old legend practicing his footwork.
He wouldn't stay there however and would eventually go to the archdragon court to train under the legendary nameless dunker whose scores rival that of Gwyn himself. Even today his jersey and sneakers can be found at one corner of the court if one looks hard enough.
You stand in front of the fog wall, Solaire waiting patiently behind you. You can hear faint music coming from the room but you can't make out what it is. You pass through the fog wall and Solaire follows you, you both prepare to put up a fight. You see a basket ball hoop on either side of the room and Ornstein is on a streak of half-court shots. Meanwhile Smough is break dancing as if he were an expert who has practiced for 5+ years. You just stand and watch. After a few seconds you like to your side to see Solaire using a black separation crystal to escape this mess.
Deities of Dunk Souls: Gwyn, Lord of Slam Slamevere, Princess of Slamlight(she got a nice pair of b-balls) Dunk Sun Gwyndolin(got a hoop net as legs) Nameless MVP Ballianore(Holds a mysterious b-ball as she sleeps on the bench for eternity in the Hooped City) Court of Chaos(The jammers of Izalith), Ceaseless Dribble Foullord Yeeto Ballers of Gwyn: Dragonslammer Dunkenstein Lord's B-ball Ciaran Hoopeye Gough Abyssdribbler Artorias Jamheim Dribble School: Big Hoop Logan(Legendary MVP of Jamheim) Dribbs of Jamheim Dunkert of Jamheim(Enchants B-balls) Orball of Jamheim(Passasin of Jamheim who fouls out people for hire)
*Prepare for trouble!* *And make it double!* *To protect the princess from unwated invasion!* *To slay all dragons within our nation..* *To stop all who enter, and make them eat shit!* *And not to show mercy, not even for a bit...* *Ornstein!* *Smoff..* "Or Smoo.. Smau? Maybe? I don't know.."
New Dark Souls stats: SLM: weapons high in SLM will autodunk enemies, and increase the likelihood of a "hail mary" ranged weapon attack. BAL: a high BAL value will keep your opponent off-balance, and sometimes put them into a confused state as you evade their attacks.
DNK: status that benefits both slams (attacks with DNK favoured weapons) and increases passes damage, a pass being a powered ball being throw at the oponent face like a spell
Long ago, in a walled off land, far to the north, a great king built a great kingdom. I believe they called it Slamleic. But one day, you will Jam before it's decrepit gate. Without really knowing why. Like the ball drawn to the game, your team will burn in anger, time-out after time-out. For that is your fate, the fate of the cursed. Prepare to Dunk.
Jonah Skiff Like a dude dressed in basketball clothes with a jersey on and Nike shoes and a huge afro on, doing a dumb dance in front of the tree full of fireflies
The last boss of Dunk Souls was so anticlimactic. I mean sure, he can jump the entire court but he can't dribble for crap and it's so easy to steal. It's even worse if you keep Solaire from retiring. Alley-oops for days.
Slamaire of Passtora: "Oh, hello there. I will stay on the bench, to gaze at the ball. The ball is a wondrous body. Like a magnificent Jordan! If only I could be so grossly slam-jammin'!"
The Everlasting Dragons would’ve easily taken the championship if Seath hadn’t been scoring points for the other team.
I love this comment way too much.
i logged in just to like this comment^^
fucking genius
Oh c'mon, we all know Draghael Jordstein had this in the bank. The Everlasting Dragons ain't got nothing on Dragonjammers L.A.L* Representers
* L.A.L = Lordran Anal Londis
Pff, before the NBA changed the rules for regulation equipment I bet the Jacksonville Giantdads could've taken 'em.
Then, from the Stands, They came, and found the Balls of Ballers within the Court.
Nito, the First of the Fouled Out. The Power Forward of Izalith, and her shooting guards of Chaos. Gwyn, the Lord of Slam, and his faithful dunkers. And the furtive towel pygmy, so easily forgotten.
With the Strength of Ballers, they challenged the dragons.
Gwyn's mighty fake outs peeled apart their stone scales. The witches weaved great passes. Nito unleashed a miasma of fouls and travel calls.
I wanna like it so bad. But i dont wanna ruin the 69.
U win the internet
I'm so in love with these comments
God damn it... I'm dying...
I`m just imagining Gwyn doing a sick dribble and dragons just instantly lose their scales
I heard someone playing this out of their car with the base cranked up and I nearly died.
Absolute legend
@@russellcavallo9923 LEGENDARY
They had the right idea.
That was prolly me, fam. You live in Nashville by any chance?
I wonder if OP here drank any estus after this event.
COME ON AND SLAM
AND WELCOME TO LORDRAN
OMG YES!!!!!!! :D
But Anor Londo is above Lordran, not in it... Why are they welcoming you to the kingdom below them? FAIL!!!
Anor londo is a city, IN Lordran.
kidrenato No. Anor Londo is the Kingdom of Sunlight, a totally independent economic structure from Lordran. Lordran is the land below. Undead Burg, Firelink Shrine, Undead Parish, The Catacombs, etc. Those are all locations IN Lordran. Anor Londo is ABOVE Lordran.
Lordran is the land. Anor Londo is a city. The city is in the land, albeit the highest point. It's literally the fucking capital city of Lordran ya dingus, Gwyn resided there, and he looked after Lordran did he not? Anor Londo is a city, not a kingdom. There's a difference. Literally google it anywhere, Anor Londo is in Lordran, not it's own thing.
Ornstein: prepare for trouble...
Smough: and make it double
Me: *h o m e w a r d b o n e*
It had no effect!
SLAMOUGH used SLAM
It was super effective!
@@davidberner8315 Ornstein: to stop all who enter and make them eat sh*t!
Smough: and never show mercy, not even for a bit...
GWE-GWENDOLYN!
ORNSTEIN!
... and Smough
Team Londo will shine in the night
Be prepared for a genuine medieval fight!
(gargoyle pops out of fog door) Yup, that's right!!
(Anor Londo Archer pops in too)
YEAH, MUFFIN!!!
Now I'm just picturing gwyn, the four knights, smough, nito and seath playing basketball against a bunch of everlasting dragons
with all the black knights in the stands, a very 1 sided audience
Izalith and the Chaos Covenant cheerleading
Yeah and the nameless king would be playing along side the dragons against his father lol
This is now canon
Gwyn would win with that fucking 60 yard jump
Also, I like to imagine they didn't want the Witch of Izalith playing "a mans game" and then she absolutely dominates them and dunks on all of them
I'm imagining an NBA game taking place in a massive Gothic Cathedral...
It is glorious.
The NBA would destroy the NFL's profits... and have a foothold in the Vatican!
Jake Eyes something something chaos dunk
NBA finals in anor slamdo, the infamous dunkslayer ornslam and slamough versus slamaire and the chosen undunker
i need a movie about this.
Jake Eyes you could easily turn the boss arena into a b-ball court too
Never in the whole time span of humanity have two songs mashed together as perfectly as these two.
Thomas the tank engine x biggy smalls
>"humanity"
hah
what about In the End and You're a Rockstar?
Flipboitamidles is a contender for that title.
@@kakyoinnoriaki1545 nice
When you see "음모 파괴자" invade your world with only a rapier
*crow quills
I just felt a chill go up my spine
Conspiracy Destroyer??
@@i_like_lasagna3208 Nah, Pubic Hair Destroyer.
Bing Chilling
What scares me is how this mashup works so well.
Amazing, isn't it?
Because it fits perfectly.
+knight in broken armor
Ever heard of Antoine delak?
He combined anaconda with some boss music from pokemon.
It's called 'team flanaconda' and it scares me.
What scares me is how every mashup with Space Jam works well.
***** and to top it off, he made it for his series called "gorgeous freeman". if you haven't watched it, you should.
Be wary of slam
Jam ahead
Imminent dunk...
Try shooting with both hands
Passer ahead
Try defense
"try shooting with both hands" got me XD
**kill duo**
**light slamfire**
**open doors**
"amazing balls ahead"
LQ TV That. Was. Brilliant.
LQ TV I can't slam this...
LQ TV PRAISE THESE SLAMS
Ornstein: HEY!
Smough: YOU!
Ornstein and Smough: WHATCHA GONNA DO!!!
*Summons phantoms*
Fuckin’ git gud, I guess!
Why can I see them dance in ym head
My Blacknight halberd: I'm about to dunk those men's whole career.
Me: Giants make me Legend and the Legend never dies *spam r1*
More than 2 years on and this mashup still gets constant comments. Every time I open Chrome I get a notification from this. Glad you guys still enjoy this silly idea :)
+Greentopify its one of the larger memes on the fandom, good job man :D
+Greentopify We keep coming back because this is too perfect. Every once in awhile I get the urge to listen to it again. Usually while playing DS2. When I'm playing DS3 I'll still be listening to it. :P Thanks for mixing this. The world owes you a service.
Well, I'm just happy you guys get a kick from it :)
+AzathothLives Same here... why the heck am i here again? Well i dont know but c'mon slam and welcome to the jam!!!
+Greentopify this specific version of this song is my ringtone lol
233: Realize you have to fight both of them
234: Cry
235: Try Parrying
236: Try Standing
237: Try Running
238: Try Fighting
Only Dumbshits would know xD
Who's dat? Ya bf?
PolishHeadshot u wot m8?
zomberz von zombycow Super Londo Bros.
-Do what you should have done
why wasn't this on vaati's list of best fan-created souls music??
it wouldnt be fair
@@Crosshill haha good response
@@jimbob7572 haha
Lol gimme the link!
It transcended the list
New boss in DS3: Very old Dragonslayer.
Dark Souls 4: Old Ass Dragonslayer
Dark Souls V: The Ancient Dragonslayer
+Sky Usanin Dark Souls 10:
Mummified Dragonslayer
+Shihro Takama Dark Souls 29: You Won't Believe How Fucking Old This Dragonslayer Is
& Knuckles
+TheAverageEmblem 😂
235: Try parrying
236: Try standing up
237: Try running away
238: Try fighting
239: Realize you have no chance
I understood the refence xD
I miss wildpie too:'v
Lol dumbshits guide
Sad he's so quiet these days. 😔
Dummshits guide for andor lando 👌
“I am Solaire of Slamstora, an adherent to the baller of the Pheonix Suns.
Now that I am a slammer, I have come to this great court, the very birthplace of baller gwyn, to seek my very own team! Ahahahahahahaha!”
Legend.
“Baller gwyn” priceless lol 😂
the sun solaire was looking for was in phoenix all along
If only I could have grossly mad hops
Now I'm imagining Solaire working of Barkley Shut up and Jam: Gaiden rules. It's amazing.
This court is peaceful, its ballers kind.
JUST WORK THAT BODY, WORK THAT BODY MAKE SURE YOU DONT HURT NO BODY!
Jonah Adkins I just had to think a second before I realized it was a reference to Priscilla o.O
Kudos to you for thinking of this
@@andrewkelly1337 9 years later
232: meet the Super Londo Bros
233: realize you have to fight both of them
234: cry
235: have fun lol
I remember that soul crushing moment. Alright time for some 1v1 boss fight...wait....I dont have to...omg...OMG!
THIS SUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKS!
*Dies*
FUCK YOU BOTH!
...
I'll be back!
(3 hours later)
*kills boss*
HA! I WIN ! In your FACES! (ignores k/d ratio)
When the text in that video said "Meet the super londo bros" I got chills. Wildpie has awesome editing skills. I wish she(?) would do more dark souls 1 locations (like lost izalith, dem dragon butts).
Well that was fucking unfair
It'd be good if someone could help me
* look at solaire *
.
.
.
ayy lmao
236: try parrying
237: try standing up
238: try running
239: try fighting
240: realise you have no chance
Time for some Jolly Cooperation.
\[T]/
*A N A L R O D E O*
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Number six
Cj
_Me riding my boyfriend:_
Ymfah reference huh
@@SRVietnam4475 I see you are a man of culture as well
Regrettably I have failed my team. But perhaps you can keep the ball in court. There is a old saying my coach told me. Thou who art slammin art jammin. In thine exodus from the condemned b-ball court, maketh pilgrimage to the stadium of the Dunking Lords. When thou dunks the b-ball into the hoop of awakening the fate of the slammers thou shalt know. Well, now you know and I can retire with hope in my heart. - Oscar MVP of Balltora
"Thou who art slammin art jammin." If I was ever part of a basketball team this would be our catchphrase.
You made my day
Oscar of Balltora don’t leave me like this!- me in my first play through
It took me a second to realize that b-ball was shorthand for basketball. I thought you out of the blue gave Oscar a bit of a stutter!
Dude the "thou who art slammin art jammin" fucking killed me💀🤣
boy, wouldn't it be a dick move if someone were to comment and make another notification.
+Robbie DeWitt Yeah totally.
NOTIFICATION!
+Robbie DeWitt it really would be. XD
This guy knows it
It would be a pretty dick move
Fun fact: each slap sound is produced by Smough slamming his hammer on top of Ornsteins cranium
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLGHHAHAHAHAAHA
It’s a good instrument, of music and torture!
I thought you were going to say it was Smough's dummy thicc ass clapping.
@@marchwhitlock6455 not sure how I feel about you being so comfortable saying that
@@Executioner_Smough He's right tho, the cheeks be clapping so hard it'd awaken Nito from his thousand year slumber
The most important contribution ever made to the Dark Souls community. Gotta love Pikachu and Snorlax.
Best part about this absolute classic is the fact that the original orchestra is entirely unedited. All he did was add the drum beat and vocals and it fit PERFECTLY. 💀
This and Slam of the Northstar are what every other Space Jam remix is measured by.
wow u still alive
Wow I'm really. Let me just say that if you think he's everywhere, then that also means that you're everywhere as well,
*morons.*
And bloody slam
Wow a week ago Justin likes dark souls
Hehe recycled comment funny meemee
it's quite strange how these two mix so well
ikr
I believe the tempo of o&s is altered slightly
This song is like Ornstein and Smough: Two completely different things, perfect together
It was meant to be
@@finnj.1786 perfectly balanced, as all things should be
Smough.
Smough is big, Smough is round. Smough bounces upon the ground.
Smough is the basketball confirmed.
barz
He is also heavy tho, and keep in mind, Ornsein would be the one to throw...
Ornstein's stronk as fuck.
BIG
STRONK
MAN
The crater would be huge.....
He's gonna need a very, very big hoop
Fun fact: This plays during the fight with O&S fight but Gwyndolin uses illusions to edit best part out so we suffer more.
That's it, you've convinced me. I'm gonna kill Gwyndolin now
@@sawbladeonftw Took ya long enough
Prepare to Get Dunked Edition
Dunk souls remastered
Obsidian Wasp I got the Crossed Edition
History In Outline You mean Dank Souls
imagine that on ng+
hellou!!!
_Dark Slams: Prepare to Dunk Edition_
_Dark Slams II: Shooter of the First Pass_
Ish King's Court I
King's Court II
King's Court III
King's Court IV
King's Court: Full Team Edition
+controlcore1 Armoured Hoop?
+Ish Dark Slams III
Dunk Slams lll : Prepare To Pass Edition
+Stratos 420 dunk blade?
Dark souls : Prepare to be dunked edition
Dark souls 2 : Scholar of the first slammer
Darksouls 3 : The Scoreboard fades edition
Dark Souls : Rematched Competition
@@hernandogaribaldi8627 Give me a Dark Souls basketball game in the style of NBA Legends or give me death
The final boss isn't even a whole team, it's just these two assholes who have mastered the art of the dunk
Sekiro: Shadows Dunk Twice
Dark souls 3 : Slammed city
Well, what do we have here? You must be a new baller.
Let me guess. Fate of the Slam, right? Well, you're not the first.
But there's no scoreboard here. You'd have done better to rot on the bench… But, too late now.
Well, since you're here… Let me help you out.
There are actually two Backboards of Awakening.
One's up above, in the Jamming Church. The other is far, far below, in the ruins at the base of Balltown.
Shatter them both, and something happens… Brilliant, right?
Not much to go on, but I have a feeling that won't stop you.
So, off you go. It is why you came, isn't it? To this accursed land of the Slam?
Magnifique
Epic
This needs more upvotes
Excellent
Beautiful
I nominate this as the Souls fandom's anthem.
Agreed.
Agree
I’ve been listing to this since 2016 and it still goes as hard now as it did then
1) Get in your car.
2) Windows down.
3) Play this tune.
4) Volume on full blast.
5) Ride through the hood.
6) Bob your head up and down.
7) ?????
8) Profit!
Besides the bullet hole in my lower abdomen...WORTH!!
Get called ugly nerd for not playing Miley cirus,Skrillex or any other underrated crap
Victor Von Doom so true.
Victor Von Doom ...You really don't know much about the 'hood' if you think Miley and Skrillex are popular there.
Miley and Skrillex are popular with spoiled middle-class-and-above white school-age kids.
Uphir Tetrax You're obviously not a spoilt upper-middle-class schoolboy with a fetish for pretending to be "gangsta," are you? Are you?
Please tell me there's a way to mod this into the game.
"I guess this is the dark souls of music"
Journalists, Games
2020
I'm convinced that this is the cure for cancer.
i can confirm it is, for it has killed my pet crab
Dark slam boss line up
Dunkstien and slamough
Aldritch saint of the Dunk
Pointguard Sulyslahm
pickle pee and Pump a rum the crows (mascot optional battle)
Dunker of the Boreal Valley
Ravelord Nito
Gywndolin the Dunk Sun
Dunker Demon
Soul of Slammer
Covanents: Dunkwraiths, Blades of dunkmoon, Meme Makers, Warriors of Slamlight
Gwyn, Lord of Slamming
Naslamdra
Dunk Slam 2: Scholar of the first Slam
4 Slamdunkers
Bed of Slam
Slam the Dunkless
Queldunk
The Lost Slammer
"Oh, hello there. I will stay behind, to gaze at the slam. The slam is a wondrous dunk. Like a magnificent buzzer beater! If only I could be so grossly inslamdescent!"
“Here take this, so you can participate in jolly cooperation!”
@@jacksonpotter5773 Receive the white whistle
The Carim Chesters never play fair, during a game with the Balder Ballers, one of their players used a fucking parrying dagger to block a shot.
Bullshit.
Chester Carim I did no such thing!
Smough: HEY YOU! What'cha gonna do?
Ornstein: HEY YOU! What'cha gonna do?
ME: D: i dunno
your gunna get slammed and dunked
If ya wanna ya gonna have to work, baby, work
Just work that body work that body make sure you don't hurt your body
you're gonna get...DUNKED ON
+Anti - Freez it's "make sure you don't hurt nobody"
This has been out for 10 years... HOW AM I JUST NOW FINDING THIS MASTERPIECE?!?!
I've been trying to find this for like a week now and finally found it
Better late than never brother
It's disturbing how well that techno beat fits this amazing piece of orchestra.
Revolver Oshawott I don't think it's techno.
Jacob Carter Well, yeah, I guess you're right. Just "beat" then. :P
***** thank you for linking that website you are literally the best human alive.
***** It doesn't fit with the four kings theme. :/
The beats match!!
This is strange how it splices so well.
every 4/4 song can blend like that...
@@ashrasmun1 within a certain tempo and key as well (which they both fall into)
@@Bevsworld04 Also a certain structure
This genuinely goes so hard like holy fuck
0:31 I have never felt more enlightened
WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS WORK SO WELL?!?!
ikr
It was probably intentional. Why else would Smough look so much like a basketball?
thundergamer64 magic! *jazz hands*
Prepare for trouble, and make it double!
God dammit
Matapavosgamer TO PROTECT THE PRINCESS FROM UNWANTED INVASION!
Harry Jones Chicka bowwww
***** TO DENOUNCE THE EVILS OF LIGHT AND DARK!!!
Markus Wolfe
O:to protect the princess from unwanted invasion
S:to slay all dragons within our nation
O:to stop all those who enter and make them eat shit
S:to never show mercy, not even a bit
ORNSTEIN
SMOTH or smough, smough maybe. i dont know
The Godskin Duo wishes they were this cool
Is there a mod that makes this the boss music?!
I believe there is.
link pls, if you could find it (no luck with me)
Probably do some file editing or something like that.
Of course there is.
Yeah, it also changes their armor lol
After Smough's retirement amid scandal and rumors of Humanity abuse, Ornstein was forced to leave the Lordran Basketball Association, never to be seen again. However, rumors say he pursued a new life in the Drangleic leagues, in the hopes of reclaiming his glory days. Even now, people will search Heide's Tower of Slams, hoping to catch a glimpse of this old legend practicing his footwork.
He wouldn't stay there however and would eventually go to the archdragon court to train under the legendary nameless dunker whose scores rival that of Gwyn himself. Even today his jersey and sneakers can be found at one corner of the court if one looks hard enough.
Almost forgot to listen to this today
All Star Team:
Aldrich, Saint of the Dunk
Yohrm the Center
Pointguard Sulevahn
Dragonslayer UnderArmour
Slams of Cinder
Bench: The Abyss Ballers
Lol
Perfection 👌
Slothric, young brawler
and one of the Abyss Ballers has a pair of shoes signed by Artorias
@@francescolombardi3438 *After you said that, they start killing each other to gain possesion of the shoes*
I dunked it!
illusory ball ahead
be wary of dunks
i'll think of more later
Amazing slam ahead
tough shot therefore slam
Be wary of hella dunks.
Try ally, in short assist
You can slam it, Skeleton!
You stand in front of the fog wall, Solaire waiting patiently behind you. You can hear faint music coming from the room but you can't make out what it is.
You pass through the fog wall and Solaire follows you, you both prepare to put up a fight. You see a basket ball hoop on either side of the room and Ornstein is on a streak of half-court shots. Meanwhile Smough is break dancing as if he were an expert who has practiced for 5+ years.
You just stand and watch. After a few seconds you like to your side to see Solaire using a black separation crystal to escape this mess.
232: I'm sure there won't be anything bad behind this
Meet the Super Londo Bros
233: Realize you have to fight both of them
234: Cry
lol have fun
try running
235: Try parrying
236: Try standing up
237: Try running away
238: Try fighting
239: Realize you have no chance
240: Cry
*lol fucken fat ass*
Welcome to the Dark Souls anthem. Hands over hearts, scrubs.
I thought the anthem was "Blinded by the Light."
HE SAID HAND OVER HEARTS FILTHY CASUALS!
Bryce DeWolf agreed m8 such a filthy casul who ganked and twinked and chugged all the sunny d in the land
Deities of Dunk Souls:
Gwyn, Lord of Slam
Slamevere, Princess of Slamlight(she got a nice pair of b-balls)
Dunk Sun Gwyndolin(got a hoop net as legs)
Nameless MVP
Ballianore(Holds a mysterious b-ball as she sleeps on the bench for eternity in the Hooped City)
Court of Chaos(The jammers of Izalith), Ceaseless Dribble
Foullord Yeeto
Ballers of Gwyn:
Dragonslammer Dunkenstein
Lord's B-ball Ciaran
Hoopeye Gough
Abyssdribbler Artorias
Jamheim Dribble School:
Big Hoop Logan(Legendary MVP of Jamheim)
Dribbs of Jamheim
Dunkert of Jamheim(Enchants B-balls)
Orball of Jamheim(Passasin of Jamheim who fouls out people for hire)
MentalCollapse artorias be hitting 3’s from the abyss with his one good arm.
Sighball of slamarena
Ceaseless Dribble 🤣
Balldrich, dunker of hoops
Shaquelaag O'neal
Gwyndolinsanity
Shiva of the East Conference
Rajon Londo
Iron Tarkley
Lautrec of Kareem
*Insert "Very Good" Carving here*
Lordran Basketball Association teams by area:
Asylum Ravens
Firelink Kingseekers
Burg Wyverns
Parish Blacksmiths
Darkroot Hydras
Depths Butchers
Blighttown Dung Pies
Sen's Fortress Serpents
Anor Londo Archers
Ariamis Phalanx
New Londo Abyss
Catacombs Clerics
Izalith Chaos
Crystal Cave Moonlighters
Anor Londo is the best team. Silver Knights rain threes all day, Mimics and Giants dominate inside.
KruxisV Bump
KruxisV No Giantdad faction, I head they were banned from joining those teams...
KruxisV I'd say New Londo Kings would be a better team name, but on second thought, they would only have two players.
"Try dunking."
11 years and I still can’t comprehend how perfectly this fits
*when one dies and takes the others power* "HEY YOU WHAT YOU GONNA DO HEY YOU WHAT YOU GONNA DO"
Surprisingly, Ornstein and Smough had a fantastic Anor Londo basket ball team back in the day. Their boss room makes a great court.
Hey there,Havel the Dunk!
Sunslamos
Inb4 Dark Souls 3 has a secret area with a Basketball weapon. 2000 ar.
You won't be laughing when it happens.
Damn. It's been 11 years already. Time flies so fast
'TIS ONLY HUMAN TO BE DUNKED UPON.
NEHEHEHEHEHEH.
*Prepare for trouble!*
*And make it double!*
*To protect the princess from unwated invasion!*
*To slay all dragons within our nation..*
*To stop all who enter, and make them eat shit!*
*And not to show mercy, not even for a bit...*
*Ornstein!*
*Smoff..* "Or Smoo.. Smau? Maybe? I don't know.."
Solaire! Help me!
Polito Hey! What's good sun bro? I missed you...
Tekninja i cant handle these guys on my own
sounds like your in the need for some
JOLLY COOPERATION
You forgot ornstein getting stuck and saying god damnit...
+Jerec 12 Finally we killed Ornstein
Whoever made this deserves to be the fifth of gwyn's knights
Thank you Wildpie for introducing me
Edit: Yikes been 3 years, thanks for all the likes everyone :3
+CodyTheGamer yukaslegion2 for me
+marcosdl67 oroboro & wild pie for me
right?
Rest in peace :(
dont give up, skeleton.
+Shiggy Diggy nice job , skeleton...
+Shiggy Diggy incase best
I need the origin of your profile picture for scientific reasons.
Dusty Hooves
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***** no I don't. I know perfectly well why. and I don't care.
2018
Dark Souls Remastered
Time to *SLAM* once more. . .
Dark Souls: Prepare to Dunk Edition
@@epsilon1372 HAPPY SOULS PREPARE TO DUNK EDITION
I've been avoiding clicking on this link for so long.... I am disappointed in myself now for not realizing.
New Dark Souls stats:
SLM: weapons high in SLM will autodunk enemies, and increase the likelihood of a "hail mary" ranged weapon attack.
BAL: a high BAL value will keep your opponent off-balance, and sometimes put them into a confused state as you evade their attacks.
DNK: status that benefits both slams (attacks with DNK favoured weapons) and increases passes damage, a pass being a powered ball being throw at the oponent face like a spell
Come to think of it, we never actually see their faces. This might be canon..
Guess their from Caterina
*le gasp*
Long ago, in a walled off land, far to the north, a great king built a great kingdom. I believe they called it Slamleic.
But one day, you will Jam before it's decrepit gate. Without really knowing why. Like the ball drawn to the game, your team will burn in anger, time-out after time-out.
For that is your fate, the fate of the cursed.
Prepare to Dunk.
You will jam before it's decrepit gate.
That is hilarious in my mind.
A dood just dancing like a fucking clown just gets over there.
Jonah Skiff Like a dude dressed in basketball clothes with a jersey on and Nike shoes and a huge afro on, doing a dumb dance in front of the tree full of fireflies
I was thinking the number counter in that one video, something about...dark souls: asshole edition or something
I don't mean to be rude (your thing is hilarious!), but..
it's gate = it is gate
its gate = the gate of it (possessive)
I love this comment so much
omfg i hate how this sounds so good what the hell
Really? I love it
Weeew
This is my new favorite song
its earned a place in my heart, its been probably 3 years but i spontaneously wanted to listen to it again
YES! I saw OnlyAfro's vid featuring this and I've finally found the origin! Fantastic!
Which video?
+Sherlock Holmes what's the video?
Afro used this? Where?
+Imp Salazarth dumb shits guide to anor londo
***** shit your right my fault
AMAZING DUNK AHEAD
I have gotten to the point where I listen to this unironically.
Fought Ornstein and Smough Soul Level One while I had this playing. It took more than one try, but eventually they went down.
JordanD1337 you're insane
It was fun.
JordanD1337 trying to it without armor, Im shit at dodging so wish me luck ;-(
Darkwood Grain Ring.
Do it level one, with a rock band controller, using your feet. Then I'll be impressed.
When it comes to playing a round of B-Ball with Ornstein and Smough for the first time, ABSOLUTELY make sure to bring a friend.
JOLLY COOPERATION!
I beat them with a keyboard and melee
+SoloMael with low fps amd keyboard your turn now
yo, is that... jojolion cosplay? awesome!
+Alexis Vazquez Nuuu \[T]/
The sound of the player entering the fog gate at the beginning and the sound of YOU DIED at the end.
Perfection
In thine exodus, maketh pilgrimage to the other side of the court
When thou slammeth the Ball of Awakening, the fate of the game thou shalt know...
A witty comedy about the ins and outs of the life of an average American citizen. dat name tho
Why am I only just seeeing this. I feel like a void in my heart has been filled.
this is the flame you seek! Ashen one.
ugthak skaglord same
You offered humanity
recently listened to this again during the godskin duo fight in elden ring and it unironically helped me win
the power is still there
IT'S TIME TO GET HYPED, BABY
Cornstein and Brough
just the beat makes this that much better
The last boss of Dunk Souls was so anticlimactic. I mean sure, he can jump the entire court but he can't dribble for crap and it's so easy to steal. It's even worse if you keep Solaire from retiring. Alley-oops for days.
Will Elden RIng memes ever be this legendary?
😎
@@sheeba7020 wtf does that mean 💀
@@quicksilver90-g8h 😎
Why does this work so well?!?
Praise the Slam!
why is this not played during NBA games?
They are too pro
Ornstien and Smough are actually playing basketball.
And you're the ball.
Slamaire of Passtora: "Oh, hello there. I will stay on the bench, to gaze at the ball. The ball is a wondrous body. Like a magnificent Jordan! If only I could be so grossly slam-jammin'!"
Here's an awesomely dumb joke:
You go to a dark souls swimming pool, but Ornstein and Smough are there
Prepare to dive
Hopefully you can hold your breath for two hours, because this is when Smough go out for a snack
Lmaooo i cracked up
Now that's just dumb
Oh yes
*ＤＩＶＥ ＳＯＵＬＳ*
Christ.
I fear nothing but death now.
Same mate
Yup, I unironically love this.
2018 and I still come back here.
tomimn2233 welcome home
tomimn2233 same
Hey lads what’s poppin
I can sense someone typing that they are from 2019 in the near future.
tomimn2233 dude we still here in 2019
WE STILL HERE BOYS
lol
Italiano popo
STILL HERE
Yuzu a best
*S T I L L H E R E*
Why do these two tunes work so well together?