One thing I like about your channel, and TH-cam in general, is it’s a good way to learn things you didn’t know before. It’s quick and easy, digestible information that expands your knowledge and how you interact with the world around you. Before watching this video, I knew what bread was. Before watching this video, I knew what cake was. And at the start of the video, I was so excited to learn more about what makes bread bread and what makes cake cake. Yet here I sit, at the end of the video, now living in a world where the line between bread and cake has become so blurry that bread and cake have ceased to exist, and somehow exist simultaneously side by side. You have dropped me in the middle of Shcroedinger’s bakery, and I will never find my way out.
"Subway is just an amazing cookie store masquerading as a sandwich restaurant" Facts. I only ever go there for their cookies. I just buy the cheapest thing on the menu and spend most of my money on the cookies.
As someone who works at Subway, I'm always kinda relieved if someone /just/ wants cookies. Means I have less work to do, /and/ I just made someone happy!
Every episode ends the same...with me thinking “I can’t believe how much I love this show!” Another hit! Thank you for delivering healthy brain food that always leaves me feeling both entertained and a little smarter than when I started. Outstanding!!
As someone who works at a Subway, let me yell you, it could definitely be worse. Just get a six inch with a decent amount of meats, cheese and veggies, and you're good Some people want double meat and extra cheese on a foot long, with waaayyy too many onions and peppers, hardly any lettuce, and drown it in sauce
I come home from Subway after a long shift, and what is the first thing in my notifications? Yep, I thought I temporarily escaped. It turns out you never escape. Subway is watching you everywhere.
Bruh I just clocked out of a 10 hour shift just to see this as I finally get to unwind... FML I just want to stop thinking about how many people I had to inform that buy two get one free is only for online orders.
There is so many memories I have while gaming and listening to matpats theory’s in the background and when I listen back to the video again it always makes me smile ☺️
GAGAGAGAGAAGAG this is wonderful! PRANK! It is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. GAGAGAGAG! But I am happy again because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I make cool YT videos with them! Good evening, love and peace, dear nsh
I live like 15 mins away from a subway, I live in Ireland and it is most definitely the most popular food place around . They have like student delays footlong and a drink and a cookie for like 3 euro so if it got taxed higher and became more expensive i would be sad
"A sandwich must, legally..." Don't need to see the rest of the video, good enough for me I got my fun fact of the day: a sandwich has a legal definition.
If you drive a car, I'll tax the street If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat If you get too cold, I'll tax the heat If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet (If you eat the bread, I'll tax your teeth)
@@augustyntchorzewski7615 some sweet breads taste nice with ham and cheese. In my country we have a sweet bread that is made with potatoes, and they are great to make sandwiches!
in my country, bread does not contain sugar, the one that contains small amounts of it is called "excellent bread" (toasts, croissants, hotdog buns), it's really hard to translate it right, and those that have even more sugar but are not cake are called "semi-confectionery" it is difficult to translate because we have a separate word for bread and all baked products (excluding cakes), when in English it is one and the same word
McDonald’s was once sued over the Quarter Pounder. Someone weighed their burger and found it weighed less than a quarter pound. McD actually had a plausible explanation. The pattie is 1/4 pound precooked. It looses some weight during cooking. McD’s advertising now states that the 1/4 weight is the precooked weight.
MissGrace > This feels like an "Um, Actually" battle ...or an episode of Mike Myer's "Coffee Talk" comedy sketch series on Saturday Night Live. "Talk amongst yourselves! Here's a topic: a sunflower is neither a sun nor a flower -- discuss!" (BTW, that's no joke: sunflowers R, according 2 botanical science, not really flowers -- they're more like supercolonies of tiny little microflowers that resemble flowers when seen from a distance.)
@@gmuffin4543 biggest advancements you mean worst grades in recorded history because your asking kids to start a whole new system we will see as my hs has allready said most kids failed as they are not doing there fucking work it's a disgrace that people are supporting this virus shame on you
@@hazemhesham6115 SHUSH. GO AWAY ITS UNECESSARY PLEASE IVE ALREADY SEEN YOU ON ANITHER COMMENT AND IM NOT WORRIED ABOUT A PDF SO DO PLEASE AND THANKS anyways nice comment, not being sarcastic
Whoa. I am an educated baker from Germany, who learned in 3 years training everything I need to know about my profession. That was a very interesting video. Thanks!
@@itismetotori As a person who has also lived there, I'll tell you something. Brazilians do not care for cookies. They care for Biscoitos and Bolachas.
"Sounds kinda like the title of a Food Theory episode" Well, now it *is* "kinda like the title of a Food Theory episode" so good going. Love your videos!
For clarification: The United Kingdom is the Union of Scotland, England, Wales and Northern Ireland. Great Britain is Composed of England, Wales and Scotland excluding Northern Ireland.
YES thank you. I cringed when he put the flag of England (not even the Union Jack) on Northern Ireland. If you do that in NI people would literally riot and tar and feather you lol.
More specifically, Great Britain is the big island, which happens to contain nations of England, Scotland and Wales, who are all in United Kingdom of Great Britain. Together with Ireland, Great Britain, Isle of Man and numerous smaller islands the make British Isles. And let us not discuss the monstrositythat is "Crown depencies", Territories or Commonwealth.
@@vinzcastro9304 Oh boy. Look up The Troubles, Irish War of Independence, and Irish Civil War on Wikipedia and you'll see why. It is really hard to explain and I'm too lazy to do it right now haha. Fascinating read though. Modern Irish history is prob one of the most interesting I've read.
@@vinzcastro9304 the Irish fought for full independence of the island of Ireland, but the Unionists in (what is now known as) Northern Ireland wanted to stay a part of the United Kingdom. As a compromise, we got full independence and 6 counties of Ireland went to the UK. I may be biased as an Irish lad myself, but it's a very twisting road and a great read if you're into history!!
I actually got into an argument with a Presbyterian polity professor about what qualifies as "bread" for communion purposes. This was an unexpectedly helpful video.
Marie Antoinette never said “Let them eat cake.” It was a lie told by her enemies to make the peasants hate her more for her stupidity(of not knowing that flour is also needed for cake).
Good point. However, it was just being used for a joke. I imagine that she didn't say the final "and pay the value-added tax on every purchase of said cake" part either.
That's what happens when you've got a room full of people making 6 figures to penny pinch. "Hey, do we need to have ALL the grain in "whole grain? Like, can we use saw dust or something? It'll save us millions!"
@@marshmallowvampire8503 Mostly because subway advertises itself as healthy food, with "eat fresh" and other slogans. McDonalds knows its fast food, and doesn't try to hide it.
@@Bigmandembigenbydem FWIW, fresh and healthy are not the same thing. If I buy and cook 80/20 beef chuck from the butcher the same day he ground it, it's still not healthy even though it's fresh. Conversely, if I buy a bagged salad from the supermarket, it's not necessarily fresh but it is healthy. With that said, the freshness of Subway's ingredients is up for debate, as I've been to some locations where they try to load up the sandwiches with more ingredients at the end of the day so they don't go to waste, and I've been to other locations where they cling wrap the tubs of ingredients and refrigerate them for the next day. The funny thing is, the only thing that's made fresh everyday at all locations is, well, the bread.
@@DeathDealer_1021 Don't knock it till you've tried it. If you have actually tried them and not liked it, it was made poorly most likely. I tried them for the first time 20 years ago and have eaten them several times since. I've had both cow and monkey variations of them.
@@abid5087 My sister has that disease. she's had it since she was a baby and was diagnosed when she was 11. gluten free stuff according to her tastes like cardboard xD
I can see it now... Subways bread wasn't bread to begin with. It's actually a type of spicy cookie dough! So they are just a glorified cookie store after all
Man, the content is good, but the editing is next level - The Marie Antoinette finishing with the guillotine falling was hilarious. On a side note, what's MatPat's problem with sweetbread? I'll fight you MatPat
Let’s not forget when their tuna had a label that said “Contains no dolphin meat” ...and then that label mysteriously disappeared one year Edit: can you guys not reply unless it’s an actual conversation point? Sorry it’s just all the “WHAT????” Comments are making my notifications go craaaaazy lol
Food theory: why does the ice cream machine always break in McDonald’s Edit: everyone is explaining why they are always broken, it’s a joke, please stop explaining it, I’m not stupid.
I knew it
JAMESSSSS?
Wait you are the real oddonesout
Big fan
SOOUBWAY STRIKES AGAIN
Wow only 14 likes and four replies
Ah yes, food theory, where the real questions are being asked.
@Masked Gamer Mhm
Hi mate
Hello Wifies! I didn't know you liked Food Theory! :D
ah I see you are also a man of culture
Yep
On the next video:
*Food theory: Subway Cookies are actually bread*
Omg, yes. Get this more likes.
Who knows! Could be according to some wacky laws.
lmao under rated comment
Bruuh
Dessert hoagie
One thing I like about your channel, and TH-cam in general, is it’s a good way to learn things you didn’t know before. It’s quick and easy, digestible information that expands your knowledge and how you interact with the world around you.
Before watching this video, I knew what bread was. Before watching this video, I knew what cake was. And at the start of the video, I was so excited to learn more about what makes bread bread and what makes cake cake.
Yet here I sit, at the end of the video, now living in a world where the line between bread and cake has become so blurry that bread and cake have ceased to exist, and somehow exist simultaneously side by side. You have dropped me in the middle of Shcroedinger’s bakery, and I will never find my way out.
This is such a good comment omg
Except you won't be learning how to spell 'need' on this channel
That's like asking if a Pumpkin Spice latte has adequate pumpkin in it.
It’s chef pk :O
Nice reference to the previous episode.
I love your channel man
The diets birthday cake
He made a video about that already on food theory!!
"Subway is just an amazing cookie store masquerading as a sandwich restaurant"
Facts. I only ever go there for their cookies. I just buy the cheapest thing on the menu and spend most of my money on the cookies.
Bruh how are you here
Lul
you... you know you can just go to the counter and order cookies right? you don't *have* to buy a sub.
I have more likes than you in total I’m a 987k comment likes you’re at 964k haha
As someone who works at Subway, I'm always kinda relieved if someone /just/ wants cookies. Means I have less work to do, /and/ I just made someone happy!
I love how the intros are recognizable that they are similar but still very different
@@sekoseko1147 bot
@Nindusk in thedark what did they say it’s deleted now
It's a intro theory
@Nindusk in thedark lol thanks just was curious but I appreciate it
Matt: sugar bread is just wheat cake.
Me: wheat cake is just sugar bread.
You should do a theory about whether those “tiny foods that grow huge in the oven” in future movies, and whether they could be possible!
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@Joey Johnston yes exactly
Yes!!!!
I love that idea
Just put a bunch of yeast in there
Matpat: suggests Ireland fights Ireland
Irish people: oh no not again
@@speakenglish5662 OMG stfu bot
The thing is we would probably take up that offer
lol true
There was a civel war about if we should get 26 counties back of the british or 32 and thats were that comes from
What do you mean?
Imagine getting Subway bread for your birthday.
I wouldn't complain
I would be grateful I love subway
Heck yea. Gimme dat flatbread
Hey, as long as it has candles on it.
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Every episode ends the same...with me thinking “I can’t believe how much I love this show!” Another hit! Thank you for delivering healthy brain food that always leaves me feeling both entertained and a little smarter than when I started. Outstanding!!
Even though some of these video's might seem completely random you're right
“too sugary to be considered bread”
me who thought i was making the healthy choice: O_o
I literaly almost went to subway on my lunch break today thinking I'm going to be making a healthy choice XD
So true
I want the food theory episode on how Subway made thousands of people believe that eating an entire loaf of bread in one sitting is healthy.
This makes me question if Panera Bread is actually healthy because I really like their cheddar broccoli soup
As someone who works at a Subway, let me yell you, it could definitely be worse.
Just get a six inch with a decent amount of meats, cheese and veggies, and you're good
Some people want double meat and extra cheese on a foot long, with waaayyy too many onions and peppers, hardly any lettuce, and drown it in sauce
I come home from Subway after a long shift, and what is the first thing in my notifications? Yep, I thought I temporarily escaped. It turns out you never escape. Subway is watching you everywhere.
I saw this in my subscription feed, while at work at Subway
I saw this while eating subway and I ligit almost trough it away but thats a waste of money
I would like to eat one im from Philippines no Subway
I wonder what theodd1sout thinks of this
Bruh I just clocked out of a 10 hour shift just to see this as I finally get to unwind... FML I just want to stop thinking about how many people I had to inform that buy two get one free is only for online orders.
MatPat: “Irish Judge”
*Shows Picture of Jackseptieye*
Yeah don't you know Jacksepticeye doesn't really sleep he's just a Judge with that extra flex of time.
He can yell "GUILTY!"
His mother must be so proud
CloneBELL OF GUILTY
Well since Jack is the only Irish person to ever exist ever.
There is so many memories I have while gaming and listening to matpats theory’s in the background and when I listen back to the video again it always makes me smile ☺️
Reliable
this happens to me with a lot of random videos lol
Me: ”Wait, it’s just cake?”
Matpat: _always has been_
Funny thing is, that’s the opposite of his opinion
Well yes, but actually no.
"Gunshot"
I tip my reddit gold to you
Matpat: “Talking about how subway is actually cake”
Me: "So does that mean if I put candles on it, I could give it as a birthday cake."
Yes
I feel bad for that kid who get subway for their birthday
Good price
Yes, but at the cost of your loved ones disowning you.
So your the one who got me The subway bread with icing and candles on top for my birthday
😑
Mat: "Subway Bread isn't Bread"
Me: sounds like typical Matpat
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GAGAGAGAGAAGAG this is wonderful! PRANK! It is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. GAGAGAGAG! But I am happy again because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I make cool YT videos with them! Good evening, love and peace, dear nsh
@@AxxLAfriku dude ur so wierd
Stop advertising your channel
@@كنوزمنزمنفات-ح6ح stfu bot
My thoughts exactly
I can' t tell you how helpful you guys are. I am literally filling Easter eggs for my church, and you guys help me be entertained while doing the job.
People online: "Let's get this bread, y'all"
Subway: *nervous sweating*
Hi fellow doge
*insert meme*
So you're from Northern Ireland then?
Dobecoin more like doge penut 🤣
@@mistiebluern huh?
Subway: Here’s a delicious sub
Ireland: it tastes bad
Subway: here’s a sub
Ireland: it’s not even bread
Subway: here’s
Subway: Here's *A*
Here's food...sorta
Subway: Here’s bread
Ireland: It’s not whole grain, eww
Subway: Here’s whole grain bread
Ireland: it’s not even good
I live like 15 mins away from a subway, I live in Ireland and it is most definitely the most popular food place around . They have like student delays footlong and a drink and a cookie for like 3 euro so if it got taxed higher and became more expensive i would be sad
@@WallaceBreenFromKentucky here's a bread sword?
"Is it bread?"
"I dough know."
Not funny
Didn’t laugh
Funny
Did laugh
fun lag
Yes
Very funny
I like to laugh
I love that the intro is like exactly 10 seconds long. I can literally just double tap the right side of my screen and the theory starts
"A sandwich must, legally..." Don't need to see the rest of the video, good enough for me I got my fun fact of the day: a sandwich has a legal definition.
If you drive a car, I'll tax the street
If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat
If you get too cold, I'll tax the heat
If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet
(If you eat the bread, I'll tax your teeth)
If You go to butcher I'll tax your meat
Did you miss the entire episode dedicated to legally defining "sandwich"
@@lepaondesalon Make a song with that
I guess you haven't watched food theory much
“Subway bread is too sugary to be bread”
Every sweet bread: •_•
Would you eat sweet bread in a sandwich?
@@augustyntchorzewski7615 if it tastes good, then I really don’t care
@@augustyntchorzewski7615 some sweet breads taste nice with ham and cheese. In my country we have a sweet bread that is made with potatoes, and they are great to make sandwiches!
@@augustyntchorzewski7615 yes, ever heard of a mayorca?
in my country, bread does not contain sugar, the one that contains small amounts of it is called "excellent bread" (toasts, croissants, hotdog buns), it's really hard to translate it right, and those that have even more sugar but are not cake are called "semi-confectionery"
it is difficult to translate because we have a separate word for bread and all baked products (excluding cakes), when in English it is one and the same word
"If Ireland has a problem with that they can take it up with Ireland"
Think they've already beaten you to the punch there MatPat
Crying
Caledonian Warrior universe
Underrated comment
Twice
McDonald’s was once sued over the Quarter Pounder. Someone weighed their burger and found it weighed less than a quarter pound. McD actually had a plausible explanation. The pattie is 1/4 pound precooked. It looses some weight during cooking. McD’s advertising now states that the 1/4 weight is the precooked weight.
Oh, cheese royale you mean?
Can we hire matpat as a lawyer? He seems good at this “prove you wrong” thing
He is even better at destroying your childhood. He would make the judge quit and make him cry
lol yeah bro
He's not doing it alone tho. He's got a bunch of reaserchers and stuff.
Patmat
yeah his name is lawpat
Irish person: **exists**
MatPat: is this jacksepticeye?
I'm not famous silly
"If Ireland has a problem with that, they should take it out with Ireland" did matpat just advocate for the Irish civil war.
As an Irish man, your on
@@akumasstorytime3910 no joke I live around that area I'll go if ya want
@JACOB H am i witnessing a planned scrap here
As an Irish person I agree
Lol
“What unholy creation have they been feeding us?!?”
Me: *chomps down on my Subway sandwich*
This feels like an "Um, Actually" battle and I'm totally here for it
This is like spectating a Twitter war- with never ending call out posts.
MissGrace > This feels like an "Um, Actually" battle
...or an episode of Mike Myer's "Coffee Talk" comedy sketch series on Saturday Night Live.
"Talk amongst yourselves! Here's a topic: a sunflower is neither a sun nor a flower -- discuss!"
(BTW, that's no joke: sunflowers R, according 2 botanical science, not really flowers -- they're more like supercolonies of tiny little microflowers that resemble flowers when seen from a distance.)
@@zenkim6709 this made me smile
@@zenkim6709 i could have gone my entire life not knowing this
@@zenkim6709 : An ‘inflorescence’, yes.
Irish court took "Everything is cake" and "Cake is a lie" meme to a whole another level 😂.
1970: Oh boy! I can't wait for all the scientific discoveries we will make in 50 years.
2020: Subway bread is not bread.
Also 2020: VR games and launching rockets
Rockets? Pretty sure they already had those back then. Needed at least one to fake the moon landing in 1969, right?
@@gmuffin4543 also 2020 worst virus in the past 30 years and still worsening
@@apleatherworking9952 Also 2020: Biggest advancements in school systems which may cause them to incorporate technology more thanks to said virus.
@@gmuffin4543 biggest advancements you mean worst grades in recorded history because your asking kids to start a whole new system we will see as my hs has allready said most kids failed as they are not doing there fucking work it's a disgrace that people are supporting this virus shame on you
as someone who works at subway, i can tell you, we don't even make the cookies. we just bake them.
HAHA
And the breadsticks just come in readymade too, just proof, topping, and baking needed.
I’m begging for you to tell me where you get them from because im addicted to them
@@bellzie42 they're generic bulk packaged cookies you would bake for gas station cookies. Same place makes them, just with subway taped over the box.
I had to explain in to my girlfriend that the phrase “foot long” is just a trademarked name and is not indicative of actual length.
I see where you're going there
I'm guessing you had to do that when she called you out for only being 11 inches?
There’s a difference between 12 and 1 inch
@@theglueperson7849 11 inch
Nice name
Me and Matpat: "Hello Internet! Welcome to-"
Me: "Game-"
MatPat: "Food Theory"
Me: "Ah crap. Wrong theory."
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Yea bassicly
@@hazemhesham6115 SHUSH. GO AWAY ITS UNECESSARY PLEASE IVE ALREADY SEEN YOU ON ANITHER COMMENT AND IM NOT WORRIED ABOUT A PDF SO DO PLEASE AND THANKS anyways nice comment, not being sarcastic
He has done loads of comments and i reported his channel
What's happening exactly?
“Reality is a lie, everything is cake” -Gandhi
and cake is a lie EVERYTHING IS A LIE
Scuffedpuppie is quaking in his hockey mask
@Nightmare Inside he didn’t
and cake is everything
So Glados was right
Whoa. I am an educated baker from Germany, who learned in 3 years training everything I need to know about my profession. That was a very interesting video. Thanks!
Whose side are you on BookFinders Ltd or Supreme Court of Ireland
Matpat : Bread can be over 2% sugar
Me, a baguette person : No
Croissants are like 5% sugar
@@awesomeninja1311 Croissants are not bread, you blasphemous fool
@@LeTropeur I agree
True true they are too sweet
@@LeTropeur True they are more pastry’s instead of bread
"bread is a registered trademark of subway, while we use the word bread we don't actually mean it's bread" - Subway
𝘈𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘥
LOL
"bread is a registered trademark of subway, while we use the word bread we don't actually mean it's bread" -Subway
997 likes and only 2 comments let me change that
@@Sayyar615you aint fixing much
As a subway employee I can confirm that it’s all about the cookies
Here in Brazil people don't really care for the cookies, can you believe it? They're delicious though
Is it real bed
I’ve only had the cookies-
@@itismetotori As a person who has also lived there, I'll tell you something. Brazilians do not care for cookies. They care for Biscoitos and Bolachas.
@@ralexcraft990 yeeeeeeeeeeeeees hahaha
Me, who always takes my subway sandwiches in wraps: 👁👄👁
Also jack as irish judge LMAO
“Wait, it’s all cake?”
Subway: “always has been”
This comment deserves clout
“Feed them cake” hmm let’s eat the rich.
@@simplesimply3753 That's a disturbing image.
let them eat cake!
someone victorian tool me
"Sounds kinda like the title of a Food Theory episode"
Well, now it *is* "kinda like the title of a Food Theory episode" so good going.
Love your videos!
@@speakenglish5662 stfu bot
@@speakenglish5662 shut
matpat: *says VAT and pronounces it vat*
me, a brit: *chanting V-A-T from buckingham palace while fixing my monacle*
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*AT-AT vs @ @ arguments intensify*
God save the Queen
@@hazemhesham6115 Why yes that is very related to the conversation at hand here
Same
Britain is cool like that
When I worked for Subway, (2004-2007) they used pre-frozen bread dough. We had to let the bread rise and cook it every morning.
"If Ireland has a problem with that, they can just go ahead and take it up with Ireland."
Matpat, inspiring civil war since 2020
The troubles again "oh no"
The Irish civil war but the second time
TH-cam is drunk again.
It says 2 comments but there are 3 comments
@@nateonl8545 Irish civil war part 2 electric boogaloo
@@DXNE_XIII oh god not another troubles
For clarification: The United Kingdom is the Union of Scotland, England, Wales and Northern Ireland. Great Britain is Composed of England, Wales and Scotland excluding Northern Ireland.
YES thank you. I cringed when he put the flag of England (not even the Union Jack) on Northern Ireland. If you do that in NI people would literally riot and tar and feather you lol.
Why is Northern Ireland part of the UK? Didn't the Irish want independence?
More specifically, Great Britain is the big island, which happens to contain nations of England, Scotland and Wales, who are all in United Kingdom of Great Britain. Together with Ireland, Great Britain, Isle of Man and numerous smaller islands the make British Isles.
And let us not discuss the monstrositythat is "Crown depencies", Territories or Commonwealth.
@@vinzcastro9304 Oh boy. Look up The Troubles, Irish War of Independence, and Irish Civil War on Wikipedia and you'll see why. It is really hard to explain and I'm too lazy to do it right now haha. Fascinating read though. Modern Irish history is prob one of the most interesting I've read.
@@vinzcastro9304 the Irish fought for full independence of the island of Ireland, but the Unionists in (what is now known as) Northern Ireland wanted to stay a part of the United Kingdom. As a compromise, we got full independence and 6 counties of Ireland went to the UK. I may be biased as an Irish lad myself, but it's a very twisting road and a great read if you're into history!!
“Desert”
I didn’t know breads could be made of vast expanses of sand!
Now you know why it's called a "sand-wich!"
time 9:54 for all those curious to see where the typo is
THANK U
You really pick up that stuff. I didn’t lol
uhm ackchually deserts aren’t necessarily sand, just areas with really low rainfall. antarctica is a desert
I actually got into an argument with a Presbyterian polity professor about what qualifies as "bread" for communion purposes. This was an unexpectedly helpful video.
The only time I've heard The Theorists channel ever mention my country. Never change Ireland, never change.
Yes
I’m from Northern Ireland up the toooon yeoooo
We need our countys back
Bahahaha you gotta be joking me, if you really love in Ireland you'll know that the government is a mess, but other than that its pretty much perfect
Want a cookie
Marie Antoinette never said “Let them eat cake.” It was a lie told by her enemies to make the peasants hate her more for her stupidity(of not knowing that flour is also needed for cake).
Good point. However, it was just being used for a joke. I imagine that she didn't say the final "and pay the value-added tax on every purchase of said cake" part either.
Well apparently she didn't say anything in that event. She just starred down the crowd until they cheered
@Coco Medina quite possibly
I was just about to say the same thing!
@@theblueeyeddog3669 me too
MatPat: This article sounds like clickbait
MatPat four second later: *It honestly sounds like the title of a food theory episode*
You've successfully identified the joke he was making. Congratulations.
That's the joke!
ok but like me being a polyamous pansexual am LOVING your pfp-
@@Corylus. thanks
Congrats you discovered the joke
That's what happens when you've got a room full of people making 6 figures to penny pinch. "Hey, do we need to have ALL the grain in "whole grain? Like, can we use saw dust or something? It'll save us millions!"
Me: Can the bread be sourdough
Subway: I think you mean sugar dough
Me: What
Subway: What
Lol
HA
i actually laughed, thank you.
I did just watch 14 minutes of matpat explaining the bread is bread
Yes...yes we did
No regrets
So did 1.1 million others.
Yeah, we all did...
And I’m proud of all of us
I DONT CARE WHAT IT SAYS
BREAD IS BREAD
incredibles 2 reference if u don’t get it
Therapist: Judgesepticeye doesn't exist, they can't hurt you
Judgesepticeye at 2:48 :
Lmao 😂😂
Lolol
What do you mean by, "they?"
Because Judgesepticeye is more than one
Instead of slapping the camera, he just almost smashes the camera with a gavel--
He missed the opportunity to say "BUN appetit" in the end lol
I'm Irish and it makes the theory so much more interesting when we're included we all love u please do more ireland
I'm not even from Ireland and I loved it
Yes we need more ireland (suprise suprise im also irish)
We are the irish folk
@@magicalmishap1201 Im from the north of it. Does that count?
Aaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy say brother
"Hello Internet!!"
In a couple of decades, phrases like that will sound as antiquated has "Hello TV land!"
Not really... its still going to be relevant.
I find it funny that subway lists changes to their food like a changelog for a video game
Well, why not?
v15.5.1 - Fixed a bug with the Italian Loaf
@@duckonaroll1913 V1.16.5 - Added Nether Bun and Netherite dressing.
@@ralexcraft990 V1.17.- Added new deepslate bread and copper cookies
@@duckonaroll1913 v15.5.2 Bread is now actually bread
matpat:folks i think we got our selfs a food theory episode.
me:YES i am ready to try and get smarter!And learn something!
"The cake was the lie"
"The bread was a lie..."
"and sooubway was a lie"
"wats next"
Sooubway... Hmmm
Nooo! Not sooubway!
Bruh have any of you watched theodd1sout!?
Sooubway
Is cereal is soup?
Random news on food: *exists*
Food Theory: whomst has awakened the ancient one
@@sekoseko1147 bot
Commonly see that on reddit by any chance
Tis I whomst has awakened thee.
@@stovebot4280 no I don't use reddit
@9:54
"Desert"
If that bread is made of desert, maybe they really *do* sell sand-wiches
I had to pause the video to check the comments for this.
I was just about to point that out.
Just about to say that, I’m glad I’m not the only grammar “police” here 😋
Thank goodness I wasn't the only one who noticed it
Facts 😂
subway bread: exists
MatPat: cake
Should we be surprised? Literally NO other bread I've ever tasted looks, feels and tastes like subway bread.
In my opinion, Subway bread is so much more bread like then whatever tf McDonald's uses. So idk why they went for subway first.😄😄😄
@@marshmallowvampire8503 Mostly because subway advertises itself as healthy food, with "eat fresh" and other slogans. McDonalds knows its fast food, and doesn't try to hide it.
@@Bigmandembigenbydem FWIW, fresh and healthy are not the same thing. If I buy and cook 80/20 beef chuck from the butcher the same day he ground it, it's still not healthy even though it's fresh. Conversely, if I buy a bagged salad from the supermarket, it's not necessarily fresh but it is healthy. With that said, the freshness of Subway's ingredients is up for debate, as I've been to some locations where they try to load up the sandwiches with more ingredients at the end of the day so they don't go to waste, and I've been to other locations where they cling wrap the tubs of ingredients and refrigerate them for the next day. The funny thing is, the only thing that's made fresh everyday at all locations is, well, the bread.
Did you watch the video...
Subway bread is fire
Part 2 of "the cake is a lie":
"THE BREAD IS A LIE"
Lolll 😂 what will be next?
@@TaeRose29 "the pasta is a lie" 😂😂
Hilarious
@@miarajarajan7819 haha 😂
The chips is a lie
Next episode “is water wet”
We all been waiting for this, don’t lie.
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@@كنوزمنزمنفات-ح6ح STOP
@@كنوزمنزمنفات-ح6ح STOP BOT
They are a bot, saying stop wont stop it. Just ignore them.
I'm waiting on "Is cereal a soup?"
2:55 I love how McDonalds got smacked 3 times with the hammer LOL! that literally made me laugh
next episode: Starbucks's coffee is actually a sandwich
Depends what coffee. Only if it has at least three layers.
*starbucks is actually soda
This is even more stupider and way more dumber
@@MrParkerman6 maybe
@@Keepit100Dre maybe only decarbonated
Matpat: May I have *sweetbread*
Waiter: Here is your *sweet bread*
Matpat: **Shows Google page on sweetbread**
Waiter: F***
You have a mix up here. sweetbread is the meat. Sweet bread is the bread. Leave a space like the air bubbles in bread.
You a waiter?
Joking aside, brains are actually fucking delicious.
@@ProfessorHubertFarnsworth are you a zombie?
@@DeathDealer_1021 Don't knock it till you've tried it. If you have actually tried them and not liked it, it was made poorly most likely. I tried them for the first time 20 years ago and have eaten them several times since. I've had both cow and monkey variations of them.
“Don’t forget to sub” can’t believe I didn’t see that one coming.
Remember to click the “bell” pepper
igor malik thanks, I was wondering about the capsicum.
LOL
Haha, awesome vid,
BUT @9:54 your cross out of bread was replaced with desert, like a hot dry place not dessert, a yummy food! Keepin' it real 😂
I love how they used Jacksepticeye’s face with a judge’s wig to represent the Irish legal system
I have scrolled for a long time looking for this comment 👏👏
He is our representation in Ireland
It because he’s the last surviving Irish person the British are faking their existence to avoid accusation of mass genocide
@@greatyeeter4967 lol
@@greatyeeter4967 too much
It’s so cool hearing matpat talking about my country, Ireland.
Jack seemed happy about it too 😂
Fellow Irish person!!!
Your??
Me fellow Irish!!
#eire #Ireland 🇮🇪
Video all about bread, wheat and whole grain:
Me a gluten free person: He’s just standing there MENACINGLY
Ha! I love that SpongeBob reference
@JoybuzzahzTV my family eats a lot of gluten free food because my dad has Celiac and I have to disagree. Rubber doesn’t fall apart as easily
@JoybuzzahzTV lol I can’t not be gluten free
ayyy gluten free gang
@@abid5087 My sister has that disease. she's had it since she was a baby and was diagnosed when she was 11. gluten free stuff according to her tastes like cardboard xD
I will not lie, I eat SUBWAY very often, and will continue to, but this was very interesting to hear about!
Matpat unintentionally starts an Irish Civil War... Over bread.
We already had one of them
Worth it
Lol
More catchy Irish independence song for everyone else
10:01 The attention to detail is so intricate, even the transitions are a reference!
If Subway's bread is cake, that means that Subway is a bakery.
True :) Actually true :) I love that, Danonamous 1010 :)
@@BrotherTheory thanks :)
Explains the cookies.
Is it mot already? Bakerys make bread and cookies
Is ketchup jam?
i love how matpat says Ireland with a really weird accant
"a single split roll"
So, a hotdog?
Mind blown
Funny to see you here...
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No, see it only counts as a hotdog if the bun is still connected at one side, once it is cut clean through it becomes a sausage sub.
@@HenshinFanatic Subway Subs are connected at one side.
As an Irish man I'm surprised how seriously my country takes bread.
Legit, the history goes back to the 1800s.
An Irish man or an Irishman?
Perhaps both?
Same
Ah here, a mhac, we don't like people messing with our baps.
I guess they aren't owned by the corn lobby like in the USA
I can see it now...
Subways bread wasn't bread to begin with.
It's actually a type of spicy cookie dough!
So they are just a glorified cookie store after all
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they should just tell everyone and be like hey we have cool cookie sandwiches that would make me want to buy it
Cookiedough icecream
@@CookiedoughProductions my favorite
@@hazemhesham6115 why does the youtube have a . in it? it says youtu.be
It’s possible. Since my stomach reacts badly to processed sugar and I run to the bathroom like I do with taco bell after having a sub from subway 🤣🤣
Well, I’ve seen a lot of interesting theories in my day, but this one takes the *cake*
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@@hazemhesham6115 wow no one cares
@@hazemhesham6115 S T O P
@Not A Single Soul poop
EYYY
The Ireland Supreme Court consists of, but is not limited to:
- jacksepticeye
- jacksepticeye with a wig
- jacksepticeye
and finally,
- jacksepticeye
As someone from Ireland I agree
*_[and that's a fact]_*
Yes, Seán rules Ireland in every way shape and form
@@aromanticidiot1665 us Irish do like are seán
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Subway: markets itself for being healthy
MatPat: ITS ACTUALLY CAKE
OMG..............................
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@@كنوزمنزمنفات-ح6ح *SHUT*
@@JohnnyZL. Thank You
No.. he said it wasn’t cake
"Cold cut convo" is such a dad joke pun, but it made me lol.
Food theory: is undercooking the onions actually make chili better?
That’s a theory about the office btw, Kevin’s Chili
Hmm, food theory-film theory crossover?
@@CosmoBob. 👀
@@CosmoBob. Ratatouille episode and Winnie the Pooh episode did that too.
@@CosmoBob. idk might be too hard to get the creators of those channels to collaborate for a video
Bruh this needs more attension-- sometimes i wish i could upvote utube comments
Film theory idea: who are dewy Huey and Louies dad in ducktails
I feel they did that episode already.
What do that when you have this guy? th-cam.com/video/92Kcx_krq8w/w-d-xo.html
They are donald ducks duck wait i forgot
@@araceliacosta1918 no Donald is there uncle
@@3PAC164 ....psst that’s the joke
"Doctors Associate Inc."
Man, corporations can be shady just for a few bucks.
23rd like
No one cares like
97th
Man, the content is good, but the editing is next level - The Marie Antoinette finishing with the guillotine falling was hilarious.
On a side note, what's MatPat's problem with sweetbread? I'll fight you MatPat
Let’s not forget when their tuna had a label that said “Contains no dolphin meat”
...and then that label mysteriously disappeared one year
Edit: can you guys not reply unless it’s an actual conversation point? Sorry it’s just all the “WHAT????” Comments are making my notifications go craaaaazy lol
What...
Hold up...
Same i noticed that
Excuse me, W HA T?
Wha...wha...wha...wha.....
Kono requiem da
Jimmy John's: * slowly moves sugar bag behind back *
Another Jimmy John's!
Jimmy John's: * slowly takes out a bag of cocaine *
Food theory: why does the ice cream machine always break in McDonald’s
Edit: everyone is explaining why they are always broken, it’s a joke, please stop explaining it, I’m not stupid.
its unusable during the cleaning process
@@Wizballin lies its always useable
@@Wizballin Yeah, I've also heard that. it's easier to say it's broken rather than "we're cleaning it" to customers
@@MrsMster "It's currently under maintenance."
only one mcd at my town and they are always available, the mcflurries in the other hand.....
Food Theory's videos on subway make me hungrier for subway than actual subway ads.