Longwood House: The Super Prison Built to Hold Napoleon

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  • @geographicstravel
    @geographicstravel  4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

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    • @WestVicOffroad
      @WestVicOffroad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Napoleons penis escaped!

    • @konplayz
      @konplayz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      no

    • @davesmith7432
      @davesmith7432 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Simon, after watching this, I actually dislike Napoleon even more than I thought I could. What a d bag

    • @russellcroweisfat5605
      @russellcroweisfat5605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No

    • @russellcroweisfat5605
      @russellcroweisfat5605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Has to mention also to subscribe and square space shilling

  • @scheimong
    @scheimong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +748

    The way you kill a man's soul is to give him nothing to do. Napolean's exile may appear luxurious but man was it psychologically brutal.

    • @mashrien
      @mashrien 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Give a man somebody to love.. If you can't do that, give him something to hope for.. If you can't even do that, just give him something to do.

    • @DarthAwar
      @DarthAwar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He was a prisoner and killed or had killed or got killed through bad decisions more man then anyone else in history apart from maybe Hitler!!!!

    • @gekyumebelike8988
      @gekyumebelike8988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@DarthAwar Mao Zedong was actually the deadliest man in history

    • @adamr9215
      @adamr9215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Darth Awar Lmao, Hitler doesn’t even make the top 5. Stalin killed far more than him. And Mao killed hundreds of time why both Hitler and Stalin combined. Various Muslim leaders fill in the rest of the top 10 since they have been trying to wipe out Jews and Christians since before they were even recognized religions.

    • @mondaysinsanity8193
      @mondaysinsanity8193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@DarthAwar without napoleon monarchy would have existed far longer in Europe.
      He saved far more than he killed.

  • @michaelhughes9553
    @michaelhughes9553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    Longwood house: social distancing before it was hip.

    • @jmsmith1767
      @jmsmith1767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Michael Hughes 🤣🤣🤣

    • @theviewer7262
      @theviewer7262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We're all dead😔

    • @squamish4244
      @squamish4244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bro, too soon.

  • @robertwalker-smith2739
    @robertwalker-smith2739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    From what I've read, he did an excellent job of ruling Elba. It would have been an interesting turn of fate if he'd lived out his life there and passed Elba on to his son.

    • @jeffwolcott7815
      @jeffwolcott7815 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not sure if that could happen since the Treaty of Fontainebleau stated Elba to be a non-hereditary principality. Still if he stayed I'm sure Napoleon would have done what he could to change that detail.

  • @joachimosmundsen5571
    @joachimosmundsen5571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Should be mentioned that at the battle of Waterloo, Napoleons generals and commanders were not what they used to be, it was closer to the C-team and not the Elite A-team he was used to. His team around him made mistake after mistake, making everything harder. Napoleon was of course not what he used to be, but most things went against him after Russia, his luck had not only run out, but there was just bad luck ahead

  • @adeletaylor6143
    @adeletaylor6143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    Simon Whistler: World domination one TH-cam channel at a time.

    • @adeletaylor6143
      @adeletaylor6143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I shall shave my head in tribute

    • @bigmcdick4916
      @bigmcdick4916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Which island shall we gift him when he eventually makes the mistake of invading Russia?

    • @charlescrocco7896
      @charlescrocco7896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Big McDick Simon will just conquer Russia via VisualPolitik videos

    • @archstanton6102
      @archstanton6102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bigmcdick4916 Isle of Man

    • @adeletaylor6143
      @adeletaylor6143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@bigmcdick4916 Simon will not make that mistake. He will walk into Red Square and challenge Putin to a good old fashioned duel. Winner takes all.

  • @linda10989
    @linda10989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    5:39 "French Thanos" 🤣 I'm a little drunk right now but I found that hilarious!

    • @acesul8811
      @acesul8811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And that there is the target audience for this poorly researched tabloid drek.

    • @linda10989
      @linda10989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@acesul8811 If you're referring to the channel, Simon has over 250K subs. If you are referring to me personally, I guess I'm the only person whose level of alcohol consumption has increased over the last month? Didn't think so.

    • @drdre4397
      @drdre4397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@acesul8811 Is a youtube comment the only place you are able to feel the power and control you lack in the rest of your life? Is that why you are such a C U Next Tuesday?

  • @ignitionfrn2223
    @ignitionfrn2223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    1:40 - Chapter 1 - The 1st alcatraz
    4:30 - Chapter 2 - Life of an empire
    11:15 - Mid roll ads
    12:50 - Chapter 3 - The remotest island
    15:50 - Chapter 4 - Decline & fall
    19:15 - Chapter 5 - A forgotten piece of france

  • @actezla
    @actezla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    Video ends with a nod to the History Guy’, using his catch phrase. Both channels deserve crossover views.

    • @mattberg6816
      @mattberg6816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Part 77 Surface history guy’s channel is really good

    • @brownbenplumm9027
      @brownbenplumm9027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The History Guy is a boss

    • @pingpong1138
      @pingpong1138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You could say that they both *puts on sunglasses* deserve to be remembered

    • @sherylcascadden4988
      @sherylcascadden4988 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Only started listening to Simon this year, Been listening to The History Guy since before pandemic.
      Both are great!

  • @ddpp1268
    @ddpp1268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    The moment I heard that napoleon made up escape plans, (possibly to mess with Lowe), all I could think of is how funny the imprisonment could be as a comedy/historical tv show.

    • @sloth8598
      @sloth8598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I smell another season of Blackadder.

    • @Chris-hx3om
      @Chris-hx3om 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sloth8598 Or Hogan's Heroes...

  • @inveniamviam4691
    @inveniamviam4691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Whoa! I’ve been obsessed with St Helena island since I was a kid, can’t explain it. Just an isolated populated island in the middle of nowhere with a rich history was fascinating to me and I’m hoping to save up and finally visit next year. I almost couldn’t believe my favorite TH-cam channel made a video about the Longwood House! Brilliant, so glad this is getting the attention it deserves. :)

    • @larryfisher7056
      @larryfisher7056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I understand perfectly. I read about Napolean when I was about 10, nearly 60 years ago. I was also fascinated by the fact that he was exiled on a tiny island. I was finally able to visit St Helena last year as an ultimate bucket list item of mine.
      Two wonderful weeks exploring and mixing with the locals. I could have stayed much longer in retrospect. Some of the most warm and friendly people you'll ever meet.

    • @lukey883
      @lukey883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I’m a native of the island. So good luck saving up enough to go there. It’s definitely worth a visit but not really much to do

    • @paulhartson1
      @paulhartson1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Read that his harpsichord and other furniture had been restored. Made me interested in going there but that was unrealistic until the airport was opened

    • @kylemitchell5372
      @kylemitchell5372 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I've similarly been obsessed with Tristan da Cuhna since 1997 when I saw a TV news story about the world's most remote inhabited island getting it's first computer.

    • @Pichipieify
      @Pichipieify ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lukey883 its also one of my bucket list. After I retire, ill probably try to visit. Can i ask what is the easiest way to travel to saint helena?

  • @jmsmith1767
    @jmsmith1767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    THANK YOU! I’m a High School Social Studies teacher in New York City (The Bronx) and have showed some of your videos in class but now that I’m teaching from home 1) I’m showing as many videos as I can to help make things fun! 2) I’ve been watching tons myself to stave off boredom

    • @harrisons62
      @harrisons62 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jason Smith this content isn’t very well researched, maybe teach your class instead of playing videos as the teachers who did that didn’t teach me anything no matter how cool the students thought they were.

    • @JeremyOuelletteNH
      @JeremyOuelletteNH 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@harrisons62 ok negative nancy, these videos are better researched and more far more objective than most textbooks, never mind other TH-cam videos. Also there are valid reasons teachers sometimes resort to showing videos. That’s not necessarily a bad thing, if they frame it in a healthy discussion, Q&A, etc.

    • @luckydickbig
      @luckydickbig 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jajaja

    • @ΔεαΚ
      @ΔεαΚ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Believe me, if you show them videos theyll just turn off the sound and do whatever they want bc videos means free time as theyre boring... we did this during online but at University not highschool

    • @ΔεαΚ
      @ΔεαΚ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JeremyOuelletteNH they should at least find real historical stuff with references and actual books as evidence listed.. not a half assed video with false information

  • @TechWechSech
    @TechWechSech 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    ''Whenever I've tried to conquer the word, there have been consequenses.'' I felt that

    • @--enyo--
      @--enyo-- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TechWechSech Felt that in my bones

    • @spacemongkey1366
      @spacemongkey1366 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      May i ask why u felt it?

    • @dickmonkey-king1271
      @dickmonkey-king1271 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@spacemongkey1366 It's a joke. The joke is that he is inferring that he too has tried to conquer the world and he too has felt the consequences, just like Napoleon.

  • @alexanderveritas
    @alexanderveritas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Britain: Okay Napoleon we’ve had enough of you it’s time for your retirement.
    _Here’s a private island for you plus a lifetime pension, just try not to stage any coups okay._

  • @Epiousios18
    @Epiousios18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Weird hearing Germany, Prussia, and Austria referred to as the "Allies."

    • @Simonsvids
      @Simonsvids 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Traditionally for the British they were, as they are again.

    • @genesis2936
      @genesis2936 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bavaria was a French ally ! AH and Goering are from !

  • @skyden24195
    @skyden24195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Who wouldn't like the guy who ordered his soldiers to blow up Bill & Ted, cheats at bowling, and cuts in line at water parks? ;-)

    • @danielkarlsson8850
      @danielkarlsson8850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The only Napoleon we know and love 😉

    • @kirbyculp3449
      @kirbyculp3449 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't forget the L'il Nappy that likes small people hitting each other.

  • @everettlethem6747
    @everettlethem6747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I would pay good money to see a movie about napoleon’s exile on Saint Helena.

    • @EJD339
      @EJD339 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It’d be a good movie. Could be a character study with some flashbacks

  • @walterw8310
    @walterw8310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love all your channels and videos. I have spent countless hours watching them through the years. Your efforts have helped derail my mind in some very troubling times. Thank you, to you, and thank you to all of your writers, editors, staff, your sponsors, anyone and everyone involved in the making of each and every one of your videos. You are an excellent host. So incredibly calculated, clean, level headed, serious yet hilarious. If I had this teacher and teaching material when I was in college, I would have likely graduated.

  • @MassEffect1988
    @MassEffect1988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    My whole family is from St Helena! 😊 I've been to Longwood House many times when I've visited the island 👍

    • @kullikikkeli1541
      @kullikikkeli1541 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Do locals still talk about Napoleon? Do they remember him?

  • @edwardgilmour9013
    @edwardgilmour9013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Before he went to Longwood house/prison, he was held at the home of the Balcombe Family .
    The daughter moved to Australia and some of the Family settled on the Mornington Peninsular, at a place still called Balcombe.
    Later to become the Rest and Recovery place of the USMC 1st division and subsequently the Training camp of Army Tradesmen.

  • @bronxer78
    @bronxer78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Simon Whistler cracks me up: “Whenever I try to conquer the world... there are consequences.” 😂

  • @kylemitchell5372
    @kylemitchell5372 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Fantastic video! Best I've seen on Napoleon on St. Helena. And I loved how hip and sarcastic the host was too for a modern audeince.

  • @xx7secondsxx
    @xx7secondsxx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Anyone else watching with the captions on @ 8:52 "Simon! Put down that sword and get off that horse!" LMADO!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 what a hilarious lil Easter egg!

  • @kodi1969
    @kodi1969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I spent a couple of years working on St Helena. Very rugged on the outside, but very much like a very hilly Cornwall or Devon on the inside. Gorgeous place, excellent diving in crystal clear unspoilt waters. Boney spent some time in a house called the briars, whilst Longwood was being finished, he became rather enamoured of the owners daughter. Longwood is now a museum, and France has an ambassador on St Helena. Whenever the saints have a celebration or big event. ( They have loads) he always dresses up as Napoleon

  • @sburns2421
    @sburns2421 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    While researching our family history, my mother discovered two of my direct ancestors (brothers) were British soldiers and on St. Helena as guards for Napoleon. As two of the youngest boys in the detail, they also had the job of being effectively Napoleon's garden help on the grounds of Longwood.

  • @FlamingWalrus1
    @FlamingWalrus1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    While Napoleon was a good general, he was an excellent statesmen. We was a genius who micromanaged everything, from the mathematics of his artillery to critiquing the local priest's homily. The majority of his institutions and a large part of his laws are still in use today.

    • @UnchainedAmerica
      @UnchainedAmerica 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He was also a jerk.

    • @michaelhurley3171
      @michaelhurley3171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@UnchainedAmerica He was French nuff said

    • @nikadavise-br9lx
      @nikadavise-br9lx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      and he decimated not only the rest of europe but France as well................since he only wanted tall soldiers he took most of them all to their deaths.............leaving French men shorter for at least 2 or 3 generations..............and yet when i go to France he is still somehow worshiped..........but then their are more Germans than most people like to believe who still think hitler was a hell of a guy and a great leader........it's amazing how the worst people seem to end up in such positions of absolute power and worshiped by the nation he almost destroyed(and set back not only genetically but financially for many many years.....but somehow we now have an orange painted daughter raping pervert as our president.........so guess we are on the down side of our nation right now

    • @melenatorr
      @melenatorr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@michaelhurley3171 Actually, he was Corsican, his original name being Napoleone Buonoparte.

    • @DarthAwar
      @DarthAwar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nikadavise-br9lx That was his Nephews doing as President/Emperor

  • @huddleen
    @huddleen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Napoleon was a dictator before it was cool, but he wasn’t a bad guy and was certainly better for many Europeans than the entrenched monarchies that built 7 coalitions to take him on. The majority of Napoleonic wars were not started by Napoleon, and I do not think it is fair to blame him for all the bloodshed.

    • @fredbarker9201
      @fredbarker9201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nolin Huddleston you are correct

    • @hugodrax1674
      @hugodrax1674 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He caused the death of six million but wasn't the bad guy? He marched his men to a frozen death in Russia, but made sure he survived, and wasn't the bad guy? The George Bush Jnr of the 18 hundreds was a killer

    • @irenehartlmayr8369
      @irenehartlmayr8369 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am glad to see that quite a lot of people have the common sense to see things as they are,in-
      tead of throwing around with uninformed accusations .👍

  • @robotjeans
    @robotjeans 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Would have been interesting if he had made it to America.

    • @diltzm
      @diltzm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It'd make a good alternate history hub video.

    • @kennyvr1392
      @kennyvr1392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      imagene the napolic empire of america

    • @markmh835
      @markmh835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      New Orleans would have welcomed him with open arms.

    • @Raisonnance.
      @Raisonnance. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@markmh835 Canada too.

    • @costakeith9048
      @costakeith9048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He wouldn't have been well received, the American press of that period was every bit as viciously anti-Napoleon as the British press. He was seen as a usurper of the revolution, a petty despot, and a traitor to the cause of liberty.

  • @braxtonburchard3701
    @braxtonburchard3701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Simon I love your channels. I remember when I first found "top tenz " years ago and I've been hooked ever since.

  • @stevenpdxedu
    @stevenpdxedu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Napoleon and his nephew were extensively presented in university European history and art history classes I had but I'm surprised that no mention whatever was made of "Longwood House". A serious omission that you have remedied nicely. Thanks you Simon, superior as always.

  • @doswheelsouges359
    @doswheelsouges359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Bonaparte consistently asserted the superiority of the civil over the military and acted that way. He certainly installed a form of authoritarian empire but calling it a dictatorship is a bit far fetched. The Consulate and the Empire were not a military dictatorship. He made use of the military extensively but the army did not rule Napoleon's France.

  • @jeanmouloude
    @jeanmouloude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    i love how us french sees napoleon as one of the greatest emperor of mankind
    while english peoples: Evil man bad

    • @LeFaisDoDo
      @LeFaisDoDo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      jean mouloude ikr

    • @pedanticradiator1491
      @pedanticradiator1491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      History is written by the winners

    • @haploideallel
      @haploideallel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Not just the English...
      Only the French would be so stupid as to worship this conqueror/mass-murderer, who is directly responsible for the deaths and suffering of millions and millions of people in Europe.
      It's sickening, tbh...

    • @Perkelenaattori
      @Perkelenaattori 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He was even taller than the average person of the time yet most people think he was a pygmy.

    • @Perkelenaattori
      @Perkelenaattori 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@haploideallel He declared war twice while he was attacked by 7 coalitions. He was a meritocrat who threatened the existing conservative class structures that were in place and other countries were worried he'd export their social order. If you think Nappy was so bad read up on Metternich and see how woke he was.

  • @theshadowman1398
    @theshadowman1398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I just recently checked out tickets to St. Helena. Damn they aren’t cheap.

    • @Dave_Sisson
      @Dave_Sisson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Until a year or two ago, the only way to get there was a weeks voyage on a ship. Then the British built a 500 million pound airport to attract potential tourists like you.

    • @stevenpdxedu
      @stevenpdxedu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I'll bet Napoleon wouldn't have balked at the price of a return ticket.

    • @JBDiamondCutter
      @JBDiamondCutter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Probably because of the near global shutdown of flights. It's gonna be pricey no matter what but it's a strange time for the airline industry.

    • @RuiRuichi
      @RuiRuichi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Dave_Sisson I had to look it up since 500 million for a very tiny airport seems too much. It's only a bit over and under half of that depending on how you look at it but that's pretty expensive for an unimpressive airport but I guess the logistics to get material and labor to the super remote island will drive up the costs. British airforce can use it so I guess it's really not a waste of money.

    • @alexgallagher4594
      @alexgallagher4594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@RuiRuichi also think about med-evac flghts. that airport has already saved many lives

  • @leehaseley2164
    @leehaseley2164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Great job on this one Simon. You gave the perfect ending.

  • @flashgordon6670
    @flashgordon6670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    One of my favourite YT channels. Question: What would you be doing if it wasn't for the internet? Telling tales in pubs, street corners and parks?

    • @ΔεαΚ
      @ΔεαΚ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hed be booes by people who actually know history

  • @realhorrorshow8547
    @realhorrorshow8547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    "Super prison"? It's a house. Not a particularly nice house, but a house.

    • @biteme9486
      @biteme9486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The island itself is the super prison. If Boney tried to escape, they would’ve sent ships after him and he may not have even made it to Europe

    • @plumreid
      @plumreid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Location location location.

    • @CocoTaveras8975
      @CocoTaveras8975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bite Me EXACTLY! It’s just a desolate rock in the middle of the South Atlantic!

    • @Doñasonja
      @Doñasonja 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And prisons are not houses?

    • @nah-y4e
      @nah-y4e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Doñasonja no, that's housing, not 'a' house. there's a difference, please seek your nearest dictionary before continuing life

  • @PhilChavanne
    @PhilChavanne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hilarious at times, your storytelling gives the historical commentary a life of its own. A brilliant chap, you are.

  • @starscream548
    @starscream548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Another excellent video by the Geographics team. Your best best videos are really when you mix up the formula talking more about a story then a certain place. But the place itself was incredibly amazing to learn about to. The bitter end of Napoleon... thank you so much for this lesson in history

  • @bxdanny
    @bxdanny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Simon really doesn't like Napoleon, does he? Just remember, the regimes that replaced him didn't exactly "free" the people of Europe. The Congress of Vienna tried to reimpose absolute monarchy, or close to it, all over the place.

    • @warwickeng5491
      @warwickeng5491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I mean it's not like Napoleon was a good man or anything, so I don't blame him

    • @nikadavise-br9lx
      @nikadavise-br9lx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You do know that he left France with hundreds of thousands less healthy educated(and tall) men.........setting them back genetically for generations(see canadian men who are from French families(very short even today.....for example.........the men in england were so short during WWI that they had to change their regs to let in the short guys and then starting giving food to families and pregnant women to make their children healthier(thus taller). Who know what those dead men killed for napoleons ego could have done or what their future, never born, children would have accomplished? A cure for cancer in the early 1900's? A way to feed all the people of the world? the end to wars?............

    • @TY-gh2yf
      @TY-gh2yf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And that's why a constitutional monarchy is best. Once again, britain isnt the same as Europe.

    • @5Andysalive
      @5Andysalive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Few absolute monarchies were as cruel and brutal (and had crazy world conquering fantasies) as Napoleon. Absolute power doesn't always create monsters like Napoleon, Stalin or Hitler. Of course it makes it more possible, as the various Louis's proved.
      Absolute monarchies were the rule, not the exception. That doesn't make them euqal. And judging them out of context with 200 years political hindsight makes no sense.
      Live in Prussia for example was considerably more safe and reliable than in France. The legal reforms of Frederick the Great went beyond anything the french Revolution achieved. And he was an absolute monarch.
      PS: @TY: Have a little read about Cromwell.

    • @rhodesianwojak2095
      @rhodesianwojak2095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@5Andysalive peepeepoopoo world domination
      stfu anglo

  • @DigitalLazarus
    @DigitalLazarus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thank JAH you are still putting these out. They are much appreciated!

  • @infidelcastro5129
    @infidelcastro5129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “So British they probably bled tea” 😂
    As a Brit who hates tea, I nevertheless approve of your claim.

  • @matthewdockter2424
    @matthewdockter2424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I may rip on you for Business Blaze, but I appreciate how you're churning out content right now. Love the level of detail in Biog and Geog. Splendid work!

    • @TheMCD1989
      @TheMCD1989 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you not like business blaze? It took me a while to get into it but I really like it now.

    • @shane0mac96
      @shane0mac96 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Matthew Dockter I like business blaze . What don’t you like about it?

  • @toddles9
    @toddles9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Thank you for continuing to be normal during this time. Your clips are a great distraction.

  • @Adam-qs5ir
    @Adam-qs5ir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I know you guys make money on these and it's a business, but the videos on your channels have been a great learning experience and distraction the last month and a half. Thank you for your work.

  • @frankiebella7808
    @frankiebella7808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Excellent Simon's 👍👍your the great story master 🏆😆

  • @EloquentTroll
    @EloquentTroll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Don't call Napoleon a Dictator, he's the Emperor of France.

    • @shizukajoestar614
      @shizukajoestar614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Emperor of the French

    • @joshuagroves1192
      @joshuagroves1192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shizukajoestar614 make a difference really

    • @craigcraig6248
      @craigcraig6248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Agreed, if he was such a brutal dictator, they wouldn't have elected his nephew.

    • @fredbarker9201
      @fredbarker9201 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Difference between dictator and tyrant

    • @PrezVeto
      @PrezVeto 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Correction: he's a skeleton

  • @anakamarvelous
    @anakamarvelous ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *sees the tiny island he’s set to be imprisoned on*
    N: “shit. I should’ve quit while i was ahead😰”
    BIGGEST OOF

  • @michaelbatts7149
    @michaelbatts7149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Don't y'all love the way he makes Avengers and Thanos references? the Avengers teams against the French Thanos! Love it!😂😂😂😂

  • @AhmdsYT
    @AhmdsYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I would love to see a sitcom based on Napoleon’s life! 😭😂

  • @julianmessina1969
    @julianmessina1969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I have been to St Helena twice, and both times visited Longwood and taken the beautiful walk to his grave site.
    St Helena housed many Boer pow's after the Anglo Boer war. Their story deserves to be told.

  • @kevinrwhooley9439
    @kevinrwhooley9439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Hey Simon, you should do a video on Newgrange next. It's a massive Neolithic structure in Ireland that's older than the Pyramids (the oldest one being the Pyramid of Djoser at 2600 bc)and Stonehenge(3000bc) being built in 3200 bc. It has a door with a roof box above it that perfectly aligns with the sun on the Winter solstice and a roof so well made that it's still waterproof to this day. Archaeologists are baffled on how these people were able to build such a sophisticated structure before the advent of writing and the crane and how advanced their knowledge of the cosmos and the exact alignment of the sun was. Shows how skilled my ancestors were in construction techniques,lapidary design, mathematical calculations and astronomical observation.
    And for April fools day you should do a video on Nat Tate and for pride month you should do Judy Garland.
    Anyway great video, as always. Keep up the good work.

  • @robertthomson1587
    @robertthomson1587 ปีที่แล้ว

    I went to St Helena in July. The visit to Longwood was the highlight of the trip.

  • @twocvbloke
    @twocvbloke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can just imagine him upon seeing his new jailer, flat on the floor, banging his fists shouting "Merde! Merde! Merde! Merde! Merde! Merde! Merde! Merde!!!" as though he'd just lost a bowling session... :P

  • @galacticmonkeh965
    @galacticmonkeh965 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks. I just found your channel a couple of months ago and wow it is addictive. Also like your top tenz.

  • @charlesmadisonrhea
    @charlesmadisonrhea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:25 “Boney was only to happy to......” Hilarious Simon!

  • @lucianoarrieta5786
    @lucianoarrieta5786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This reads and sounds like an epilogue to your Napoleon video🙂...

  • @sandrosaladze8095
    @sandrosaladze8095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Actually last word he said was: "Josephine"

  • @AizaakThurston
    @AizaakThurston 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ohh man Napoleon must have really enjoyed those speed boats

  • @SirBoden
    @SirBoden 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    There’s something very poetic about him ending up in a gilded cage.

  • @sarahivsutterb747
    @sarahivsutterb747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Because of Napoleon in Germany there is a very good and delicious type of bread available! It's called Pumpernickel and it was created for the favourite horse of Napoleon during his time in Germany and at first it was called Pomme pour Nicole because the name of the favourite horse of Napoleon was Nicole and in the region in which it was created by the people they said Pumpernickel because they only understood it like that and until today we can eat it and it is so delicious and healthy for us to eat and one of my favourite ones! Lovely greetings from Sarah and have a great day and enjoy your time and stay safe out there and take care of yourself and your family and friends and stay blessed and healthy and happy right now 🙋💖😍

  • @nesirsitsir
    @nesirsitsir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh.
    Longwood.

    • @venge1894
      @venge1894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hehehehehe. He said wood. Hehehe

    • @PaulMeranda
      @PaulMeranda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol. bone.

  • @heronimousbrapson863
    @heronimousbrapson863 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Napoleon's body was returned to France in 1840 during the reign of Louis Philippe. It was put into a temporary tomb at the Hotel des Invalidss, finally being put to rest in its present sarcophagus there in 1861.

  • @constipatedinsincity4424
    @constipatedinsincity4424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When John Wilkes Booth escaped he chose the last name St. Helens in ode to Napoleon,, stating The Little Emperor did what he did for his country

  • @sarangsouthkorea7765
    @sarangsouthkorea7765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks for another great video, Simon! Stay safe!

  • @tailgatetails
    @tailgatetails 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Do one on Ascension Island!!

  • @samuelcroll344
    @samuelcroll344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I have always wondered what the whole situation in Saint Helena was like.

    • @ΔεαΚ
      @ΔεαΚ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then start reading.. this video is very one sided with little historical goodness in it to be a passable video

  • @MisterDemonTC
    @MisterDemonTC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Luckily they banished him to an island-
    🎵 but he caaame back 🎵
    Luckily they banished him to another island."

    • @erraticonteuse
      @erraticonteuse 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "When you have multiple empires declaring war on you as an individual, that's how you know you're a very naughty boy."

  • @JOSEFIRMINO2007
    @JOSEFIRMINO2007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    An aditional fact: Today, Napoleon' s remains are in an urn at Hôtel des Invalides in Paris where it was put when returned from Santa Helena. In his return trip (1840) the ship passed in a port in Recife - Brazil.

  • @samhouston1979
    @samhouston1979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    what might have been if he’d just lived out his days as “emperor” of Elba?

    • @joachimosmundsen5571
      @joachimosmundsen5571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It would not have lasted. His enemies thought he might want to escape, they wanted to move him. Napoleon would never give up as long as he could see a way out

    • @stevebobmcjocksock4021
      @stevebobmcjocksock4021 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Slow death of stomach cancer.

  • @acosorimaxconto5610
    @acosorimaxconto5610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Napoleon was a visionary reformer, outstanding leader, republican and European who was brought down by the sclerotic unelected hereditary monarchies of the uk, russia, Austria and Prussia who could not stand to see their self-entitled power sucked away from them

  • @jennifermckeithen1498
    @jennifermckeithen1498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Can you make a video about the plot by the citizens of New Orleans to re-establish Napoleon in Louisiana?

  • @garytruthteller2606
    @garytruthteller2606 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm a History man, but I sure as heck was ignorant that there were 5,000 residents on St. Helena in 1815! I thought it was a HORRIBLY REMOTE "custom" thing suitable only for a high-profile prisoner and his British guardian staff.. So thanks for that fresh info.

  • @Denathorn
    @Denathorn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "We know... What a bastard!" :D :D :D Got me good that one! :D :D :D

  • @stephensparkman3072
    @stephensparkman3072 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m a Texan so your your comment about Longwood being…”so cushy it would make a Norwegian jail look like a Texas prison…” made me laugh….plus I had to research Norwegian prisons 😂😂😂

  • @animalia5554
    @animalia5554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I only have one thing to say. “History is complicated.”

  • @banjoist123
    @banjoist123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the best set on TH-cam. I reminds me of the Turner Classic Movies Private Screenings set with Charles Osborne. I just want to live in this set. I wonder if Simon would mind.

  • @stephenlane9168
    @stephenlane9168 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Another great video Simon & team 👌👏

  • @ga2773
    @ga2773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My nan is from St Helena, I think she moved too England in the 50s maybe early 60s

  • @itsaboutwhatsfair1532
    @itsaboutwhatsfair1532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Happiness eluded Napoleon eventually risking his basic privilege of living a sovereign life.

  • @insertname1014
    @insertname1014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    “Held the worlds most dangerous man” - Ken Shamrock?

  • @amadeusamwater
    @amadeusamwater 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Simon, you keep referring to Napoleon as a "petty corporal". Napoleon was a General, the corporal was Hitler.

    • @Sir_Howie
      @Sir_Howie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He is actually saying "Petit Corporal" which is a French nickname he garnered from his French opposition back home.

    • @realhorrorshow8547
      @realhorrorshow8547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Sir_Howie Was it his enemies? I thought it was an affectionate nickname from the troops who believed he understood them better than other officers.

  • @davidsmith2356
    @davidsmith2356 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Napoleon was a hero...He was trying to defeat those who are responsible for all our misery...

  • @Robert_Browne
    @Robert_Browne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I admit I hit the like button on these videos before I've even watched them. I've never been disappointed with the information and presentation so at this point it's just pragmatic.
    Edit: in spite of the above praise I feel it only fair to add the mild criticism in that I doubt anyone ever referred to him as Boney.

  • @defAmunch
    @defAmunch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Aside for the Iberian campaign most of his “conquering” was in defense of the revolution ideals and France in general.

    • @Frank-mm2yp
      @Frank-mm2yp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not the first time in history someone wanted a "EUROPEAN UNION"' and certainly not the last.

    • @haploideallel
      @haploideallel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So, him stealing the Netherlands from the people was a form of defense?? How, ffs is that a defense tactic?
      The guy was nothing better than a Hitler, or a Lenin and the like...
      Stop worshipping guys that are (directly) responsible for the deaths of millions and millions of people!

    • @Raisonnance.
      @Raisonnance. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@haploideallel UK paid other european's nations to do war against France.
      What do you wanted ?
      France surrender to ennemy without a fight ?
      The reaction was the war. They wanted to put a king again and they had their ass kicked.
      That's what they deserved.
      Blame UK for millions of deaths.

    • @cavscout7113
      @cavscout7113 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Raisonnance. so the UK was responsible for him invading Russia?..........................................Nah I dont think so.

    • @oughv
      @oughv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah because I regularly drive my car through my neighbors fence and take over his pool while raping his wife and murdering his son. You know...... Strictly for my defense.

  • @BrianMcAvoy13
    @BrianMcAvoy13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the levity you're bringing to this channel. The subtle little quips and jokes really keep you engaged in the video.

  • @davyt0247
    @davyt0247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Newgate, the Maze, Black Dolphin, Ritkers, Sing Sing, there are a lot of prisons you guys can cover.
    And famous battles, Saratoga, Midway, Thermopylae, Marathon, there are a ton of famous battles you can cover

    • @merryc.5466
      @merryc.5466 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Totes sick of hearing abt ancient Greece & Rome. Sooo grateful Simon presents rarer content! :)

    • @davyt0247
      @davyt0247 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Merry C. Can’t tots blame you, but I still want to hear what Simon would say

  • @andersonhobart9065
    @andersonhobart9065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Napoleon was not a tyrant. In France he did many great things, he built new roads, helped the fallen economy, and created lycées (free schools) for children.

    • @archieames1968
      @archieames1968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He also killed millions of people out of pure megalomania. Exile is far from the worst thing that could have happened to him.

    • @yeetus2754
      @yeetus2754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Archie Ames bruh you know that the napoleonic wars started when the 1st coalition declared war on France right? Most of the wars were started by the enemies of France and not France himself

    • @neilbuckley1613
      @neilbuckley1613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yeetus2754 Ask the Spanish people of the 1800's if they considered Bonaparte to be a tyrant.

    • @fredbarker9201
      @fredbarker9201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Archie Ames remind me who started the wars on who ?

    • @fredbarker9201
      @fredbarker9201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Anderson Hobart and the code supporting meritocracy abolishing serfdom etc he’s a hero and I’m English 😊

  • @philrabe910
    @philrabe910 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    18:10 I've worked on Alcatraz many times. It has a kind of cold and miserable just like this.

  • @K4n01
    @K4n01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:31 I kept hearing the avengers them on my mind... that should be the track played here.

  • @abrunosON
    @abrunosON 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That "deserves to be remembered" is from the history guy, isn't? I also binged his videos.

  • @kennyvr1392
    @kennyvr1392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the descendants of napoleon are still highly respected in france and filty rich owning titles and historical properties

  • @daveware4117
    @daveware4117 ปีที่แล้ว

    Simon is my hero

  • @lorenzorosi3257
    @lorenzorosi3257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    How funny to watch this video directly from Elba! Apparently his last words leaving the Island on the 26th Feb 1815 were: "I will come back, my Sons! I leave my mother and my sister in your hands." I guess when he didn't come back, the locals went "oh well, he's gone for good. Let's go to his villas and sell everything that isn't screwed down to the floor."

    • @irenehartlmayr8369
      @irenehartlmayr8369 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lorenzo Rosi : What he left there,is STILL THERE,Mister....! How about going to see his villas instead of writing rubbish!

  • @BlueBirdsProductions
    @BlueBirdsProductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That cutaway to show where Napoleon was exiled to made me laugh too much didn't expect something like that on this channel ahhahaha funny shit

  • @CoasterScouts
    @CoasterScouts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    While our time had Napoleon sent to Saint Helena, part of me wonders what would of happened if he did catch a boat to the United States.

  • @optorch131
    @optorch131 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great video.
    Thank you

  • @mariuszgorski6828
    @mariuszgorski6828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Is it possible to make a video about the tyrany of East India Company? This topic started to be really interesting for me and i was wondering if You could do this topic on one of Your channels? Best wishes in this tiresome time and keep up the good work!

    • @dineshkumthekar3135
      @dineshkumthekar3135 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      If made, that clip will be of 100 plus hrs long..

  • @weissgalathynius640
    @weissgalathynius640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Captain Britain: "Coalitions assemble!"
    French Thanos: "Je suis Inevitible"

  • @ignitionfrn2223
    @ignitionfrn2223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:45 - I love the smell of "karma" in the morning

  • @peterng25
    @peterng25 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Excuse me, 'petit corporal'? I think you are mistaking him with a 20th century guy in Germany. He was 'Lieutenant d'artillerie' or lieutenant of Artillery and an officer when he graduated and went on to take back Toulon from the Brits