I honestly thought Selmie would've been "You really like tomboys." Cause she's.... She's literally just that. "Twinrova is literally just the combined form of 2 400yo witches. Why was this even a request?" Me: Look. At. Her. I don't care if she's the combined form of 4 800yo witches. With that figure, and back arch, she would be GETTING it.
Honestly I love Sooga because... Look at him, his face is the only thing his outfit leaves to the imagination. Plenty of eyecandy with a dash of mystery for spice.
@@elliottclarke871 yeah, if you have the DLC and play his training mission, you can see the blademasters complaining about how he didn't even hold himself back
“Do you take this.. uh.. man to be your lawfully wedded husband?” “I do” “And do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?” “*RRRRRRHGGGHHHHAAAAAAAH*” *freezes entire venue*
Kohga… nah, this is the same person that in a way “adopted” Sooga. If you get the DLC, he gives him food when Sooga was a kid, begging as he was starving. “You know, you’ll have to pay me back for that someday, got it?” “Have I paid you back now… Master Kohga?” Sooga didn’t deserve death. This dude deserves better. He sacrificed his life for someone who he served, even though they weaker than him, all because Kohga didn’t want him to starve. They had such a fatherly-son bond… It almost hurts… And thing is, Kohga didn’t want to leave him behind, but Sooga had told him to do so he lived. Kohga ran away, practically crying because he didn’t want to leave his “son” behind. At least, that’s how I pictured it in the DLC clips.
i dont know why but i had the biggest crush on the yiga foot soldiers when i was like 15. I think i just have a thing for masks and i liked their laugh, lmao
0:47 plus its looks like the Overpowered Ultimate Form of Oni/Akuma from Street Fighter Series.... (he says nothing but the shadow, only summon that which I cast it)
Saria: You're always a sucker for childhood friends in love. Riju: You have a thing for royalty. Darunia: Same as Daruk. Breath of the Wild Great Fairies: You like women who can smother you.
Nayru! She's lovely. Also, for the record, I am 31 and the newest game I've played (if you don't count Yugioh Master Duel) was Pokemon Ultra Moon... so, yeah, I'd say that's accurate. Well met!
2:16 well yeah? It's extremely early in their evolution. It's literally explained in the game that they need the magic scale from a dragon in order to fly. That makes it pretty obvious they aren't the full rito we know from breath of the wild
After watching Parts 1 and 2, I am just surprised not to see Fi, unless I somehow missed her (not my crush, but considering her evil opposite counterpart was shown...). I am also surprised you didn't mention Navi. That one could be absolutely hilarious... Something like, "You have issues. You have a thing for bossy, annoying, narrators you never see, don't you?"
I'm honestly surprised you didn't get any of the guys who thought it would be funny to say really out there things like some of the monsters, or that one weird guy who is all about Occa (and/or Jr.)
I thought I was the only one who complained about Urbosa, I was like "No, he wouldn't redo it, that's to good to be true" thank you for proving me wrong and correcting you last horrendous statement, me and Cardi B don't mix
3:28 Because: 1. Combined they don't look like their age 2. Witchcraft in a magical world like Hyrule is a skill worth learning from experienced masters 3. Experience (life, magic + the "other" stuff) 4. They're gerudo and gerudo are the best women in the zelda universe 5. I like the color combination of blue and red 6. Her boss fight is the only one I truly enjoy because I just love the mirror mechanic of the mirror-shield 7. Above 18, age is just a number, you may not like it, but it's legal the law is on our side. There, 7 reasons
Honestly, I’m not surprised Japas wasn’t in here. But I got my other two in part one, Sidon and Mikau will make up for the absence of my hippie fish daddy. Edit: Bazz too (I’m unreasonably attracted to fish-men)
C’mon, unless you’re 15 or under it’s kinda creepy to be crushing on Riju, Medli, Tetra/Young Zelda, the girls or boys for that matter, on the young side. Even BOTW Zelda is iffy because I have only heard that she is supposed to be 17.
@@keithtorgersen9664 I didn't say that I have a crush on Tetra, young Zelda etc. I only said that they are in part one. Therefore, age is not an argument why Riju is excluded.
Thank you for redoing the Urbosa joke 😂😂😂 NOW I can identify with it 🤙🤙🤙 Also, I recently did a Zelda Waifu tier list, as one does, and I found out that I’m into anthropomorphic fish women, dead fish milf included (and close to the top of the list) 🤣🤣🤣
I honestly remember to this day when I was really young I played windwaker via my Nintendo Wii and had the biggest crush on the innocent bird girl that I never bothered to even learn the name of😂
I love how unhinged these have become after you started making them without me. 🤣
Lol you should've seen the first draft for the last one. If I went with some of those lines I would've lost my channel so fast 😂
Are replies possible on this comment?
It’s private?
This sounds kinda bias, but hey, cant do anything to the captain.
@@SmeargleStuff no
I honestly thought Selmie would've been "You really like tomboys." Cause she's.... She's literally just that.
"Twinrova is literally just the combined form of 2 400yo witches. Why was this even a request?"
Me: Look. At. Her. I don't care if she's the combined form of 4 800yo witches. With that figure, and back arch, she would be GETTING it.
Plus, with Twinrova you're basically getting two for the price of one. Plus, she's a tsundere, as she runs both hot and cold. /ba-dum-tish
The Bolson entry literally slayed me. Hahahahahah
You know this video is old when it doesn't contain:
Purah (TOTK): You're anybody on the Internet.
Ah yes time for the Ganondorf love slander 😂😂😂 Love of long hair though is very true for me lmao
Ik you couldn't argue with me there 😜
I just love bad boys and firey red headed men... though I do love the long hair!
And its still the same Ganondorf
Yeah oot and tp are the same Ganondorf
Honestly I love Sooga because... Look at him, his face is the only thing his outfit leaves to the imagination. Plenty of eyecandy with a dash of mystery for spice.
I’m a strait dude, but I just LOVE his voice
Mask kink go brr-
Rest in peace, Sooga.
Once a kid who was starving, practically adopted by Kohga, and sacrificed his life so Kohga could live on.
He has the strength that most Yiga Blademasters could only dream of.
@@elliottclarke871 yeah, if you have the DLC and play his training mission, you can see the blademasters complaining about how he didn't even hold himself back
The Urbosa one should have been “You still like girls who are shredded, just with better taste”.
I mean Urbosa got it going on
It’s true tho
Also can we talk about Riju?
@@rl1611 not really. In my mind, Riju is still a child.
Totk riju is an adult, and she's the same age as link and Zelda (approximately) @@keithtorgersen9664
@@keithtorgersen9664Agreed, but to be fair, Tetra and Wind awaken Link we’re in the last vid and they are also kids.
You know, that’s fair. I’m also confused why Linkle is my favorite.
U realize she's from a porn game
Same bro
Redead
As soon as you stare into his eyes, you're paralyzed.
Underrated
“Do you take this.. uh.. man to be your lawfully wedded husband?”
“I do”
“And do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?”
“*RRRRRRHGGGHHHHAAAAAAAH*”
*freezes entire venue*
I love Linkle and am definitely confused about most things so seems legit
Nayru is pretty and all but, she seems like she’d be such a mom. Like, if you swore, she would instinctively say “Language” in a very calm voice.
annnnd thats why i love her. no i dont have a mommy kink!
And Din is the one that will awake something in you if you are a child.
Between the Oracle girls I prefer Din myself. I mean Nayru is certainly pretty but Din just seems more fun.
@@Kazzujin Accept the mommy kink, be proud of it. Nyaru is hot.
Was a kid when I played the Gameboy Oracle of Time & Seasons. Crushed on her hard. I'm now over 30 and need to find better games. Any recommendations?
Kohga… nah, this is the same person that in a way “adopted” Sooga. If you get the DLC, he gives him food when Sooga was a kid, begging as he was starving.
“You know, you’ll have to pay me back for that someday, got it?”
“Have I paid you back now… Master Kohga?”
Sooga didn’t deserve death. This dude deserves better. He sacrificed his life for someone who he served, even though they weaker than him, all because Kohga didn’t want him to starve.
They had such a fatherly-son bond… It almost hurts…
And thing is, Kohga didn’t want to leave him behind, but Sooga had told him to do so he lived. Kohga ran away, practically crying because he didn’t want to leave his “son” behind.
At least, that’s how I pictured it in the DLC clips.
When I was a kid playing Ocarina of Time in the 90s, Saria was my crush. Doesn't really work now, but loyal, childhood friends are still my type.
As someone who was unhappy about Urbosa comment first time, I was happy that you did another take.
My take -
Urbosa. You like Xena from Goldeneye.
Lol
I do in fact love milfs. Urbosa is the only vidya game character I will stan this hard.
i dont know why but i had the biggest crush on the yiga foot soldiers when i was like 15. I think i just have a thing for masks and i liked their laugh, lmao
Zant continues to be forgotten 😭
I've been in love with Zant for the longest time lmaooo it hurts to see him forgotten
I surprised midna wasn't on either list cause..... midna
@@robmayer9141 She was in the first one.
@@ElFreakinCid must have missed it. I was kinda dozing while watching it
So did Riju
Ganondorf:You’re a sucker for long hair.
Me: Yes, yes I am!
1:38 we’ve literally never seen Hylia in person
haha the "you're confused :)" on Linkle was great
can't wait to see an updated version with the tears of the kingdom ladies, we all know its gonna happen!
You know we can't have a real Zelda crush list without them. Purah, Yona, Isha . . . Addison.
@@JatnielAviles oh no...
The ones for Demise and the Ganondorfs {except WW} are most accurate lmao 😂
0:47 plus its looks like the Overpowered Ultimate Form of Oni/Akuma from Street Fighter Series.... (he says nothing but the shadow, only summon that which I cast it)
Saria: You're always a sucker for childhood friends in love.
Riju: You have a thing for royalty.
Darunia: Same as Daruk.
Breath of the Wild Great Fairies: You like women who can smother you.
Thank you!! I've literally watched through both videos with Saria in my head and she never appeared.
I've got one:
Purah (Breath of the wild):
You're not allowed to be near schools (and children).
Great Fairy-BOTW: You like a women big enough to to be your bed.
Malanya: You love horses.
The Golden Goddess: You have very high standards.
I love Hylia, Skyward sword Zelda (the same people, I know), and Marin the most
They're my second fav, right after Malon/Cremia
@@Zeldom so THAT’S why you’re so defensive about the two…
@@Zeldom Those are your wives right?
@@Zeldom gotta admit you have good taste
Sidon being "you read too much fanfiction" is too true
Can confirm I have daddy issues 😍
Also idc Hylia is fine as hell
@@ellxur. yes she is
Nayru! She's lovely. Also, for the record, I am 31 and the newest game I've played (if you don't count Yugioh Master Duel) was Pokemon Ultra Moon... so, yeah, I'd say that's accurate. Well met!
Nayru is pretty fine ngl 😅
@@Zeldom beautiful and elegant for sure.
im not even 30 yet and i love nayru.
bluenettes are my weakness.
@@supersmashbro596 mine too! Such a beautiful color only adds to the beauty.
Ikr god I love Nayru. Much younger personally but still love how pretty she is.
2:16 well yeah? It's extremely early in their evolution. It's literally explained in the game that they need the magic scale from a dragon in order to fly. That makes it pretty obvious they aren't the full rito we know from breath of the wild
After watching Parts 1 and 2, I am just surprised not to see Fi, unless I somehow missed her (not my crush, but considering her evil opposite counterpart was shown...). I am also surprised you didn't mention Navi. That one could be absolutely hilarious... Something like, "You have issues. You have a thing for bossy, annoying, narrators you never see, don't you?"
me whose crush is redead
☠️
Seek help
OOT or Wind Waker?
I enjoy the feeling of them getting on top of me
i never thought about that one but i can see the potential
How does Urbosa not get a "muscle mommy" joke in 2 videos?
I got a good laugh out of this.🤣🤣🤣
Glad u enjoyed it :)
Now that Tears of the Kingdom is out you should do another part
Purah o god hell yeah
We all know who’s gonna be in it 😏
For me, it's TP Zelda, Ashei, SS Zelda, and (not a crush, but just a sick character design) TP Ganondorf. I love these!!!
TP Ganondorf possibly best Ganondorf. HW is a close second for me
I'm honestly surprised you didn't get any of the guys who thought it would be funny to say really out there things like some of the monsters, or that one weird guy who is all about Occa (and/or Jr.)
“You know Sooga is out of your league”
Y...yeah
Personally I say Hyrule Warriors Ganondorf design is one of his best. Absolutely love it.
Honestly Hyrule Warriors has great designs for everyone
Hyrule Warriors got peak designs for Link, Zelda, and Ganondorf all in one go.
@@wesnohathas1993 Think Impa had a good design in Hyrule Warriors too come to think of it.
Thank you for including Nayru this time
Hello based department
Ok
Dampe: Your favourite Disney movie is the Hunchback of notre dame.
I thought I was the only one who complained about Urbosa, I was like "No, he wouldn't redo it, that's to good to be true" thank you for proving me wrong and correcting you last horrendous statement, me and Cardi B don't mix
HE DELIVERED!!!!! …and he was right with the ashei caption 😭
when you said ganondorf = daddy issues I felt very ATTACKED because it's TRUE.
Damn these were great! Really enjoying them! :)
Scritch: Your choices are a bit "buggy."
Kina: You love a girl who can cook for you.
Romani: you like Malon, but you're stuck in Termina
And also in prison
3:28
Because:
1. Combined they don't look like their age
2. Witchcraft in a magical world like Hyrule is a skill worth learning from experienced masters
3. Experience (life, magic + the "other" stuff)
4. They're gerudo and gerudo are the best women in the zelda universe
5. I like the color combination of blue and red
6. Her boss fight is the only one I truly enjoy because I just love the mirror mechanic of the mirror-shield
7. Above 18, age is just a number, you may not like it, but it's legal the law is on our side.
There, 7 reasons
Don’t call me out like that for liking Vaati. Also, I don’t think I’ve ever meant an emo boy.
Same ...
(Image of Gladion from Pokemon Sun and Moon on bedroom wall)
Honestly same lol
The Tears of the kingdom Purrah and Ganondorf- you breathe air.
THANKS FOR ADDING THE EVIL ONES 🖤
Sooga, SOOGA ON THEESE NUTS!
I actually just spat water
@@Zeldom Lmao
im so dissapointed there wasnt a mommy sorry mommy sorry mommy moment in this
I didn’t know most of these characters, but there still was a lot of things said about me 😳
Honestly, I’m not surprised Japas wasn’t in here. But I got my other two in part one, Sidon and Mikau will make up for the absence of my hippie fish daddy.
Edit: Bazz too (I’m unreasonably attracted to fish-men)
This Urbosa one is much more accurate than the last one. I hate Cardi B but god DAMN Urbosa
laugh-crying at the Ganondorf ones because its true
I used to have a crush on Din, tetra, medli, SS zelda, and Urbosa
I would have expected a pothead joke from Sue-Belle.
I'm in for both and I mean BOTH Din and Nayru so yeah, together with my tastes in part 1, that's who I am.
The third video needs the Zonai siblings, I simped hard for both Rauru and Mineru!
WE NEED TO HEAR WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT REHYDRATED GANONDORF
Riju: Am I a joke to you?
thx for the Urbosa correction, I'd have said mommy sorry mommy though
How can Riju not be in both parts? 😭
I get it that you can't do everybody
But
Riju, come on
I guess this is aimed at older audiences, so kids aren’t included.
@@kaizoisevil Tetra and WW Link were in part one and they are 12 years old.
C’mon, unless you’re 15 or under it’s kinda creepy to be crushing on Riju, Medli, Tetra/Young Zelda, the girls or boys for that matter, on the young side. Even BOTW Zelda is iffy because I have only heard that she is supposed to be 17.
@@keithtorgersen9664 I didn't say that I have a crush on Tetra, young Zelda etc.
I only said that they are in part one. Therefore, age is not an argument why Riju is excluded.
@@donersempft5024 Actually, Zeldom responded in one of the comments and was trying not to include her for that reason.
Thank you for redoing the Urbosa joke 😂😂😂 NOW I can identify with it 🤙🤙🤙
Also, I recently did a Zelda Waifu tier list, as one does, and I found out that I’m into anthropomorphic fish women, dead fish milf included (and close to the top of the list) 🤣🤣🤣
Mipha, Urbosa and TotK Riju are all top tier Zelda waifus
any Ganon & Urbosa 💕
but I love way to many characters.. also ghirahim.. beedle... zelda from hyrule warriors .. yk and many more
As a Din lover, I can confirm I like feisty redheads
ngl I half expected a little "And you have daddy issues" by the end of HW Ganon
If only this came out just a little later so that we can all tease the totk Purah simps...
Not me crying because fierce deity link wasn't in there-
Seeing a lack of CDI characters here...
You want the CDI Impa?
@@ClericOfPholtus CDI Ganon is where it's at
oh come on no tears of the kingdom purah
Let's see what he has to say about my short crush on Fado from the wind waker 💀
I have daddy issues 😂. Ganondorf has been my crush since 2006. It just got worse with TotK.
The sequel I didn’t know I needed
I honestly remember to this day when I was really young I played windwaker via my Nintendo Wii and had the biggest crush on the innocent bird girl that I never bothered to even learn the name of😂
There are no words that can describe the bi-panic of the Zelda series.
The urbosa correction was gold
Okay according to the last two videos I'm a 30 year old Confused strong double weeb with good taste. I'm only 25😆
Please do one where Owlan and Horwell appear lol i had a crush on them both; more specifically Owlan 😂
"Linkle: You're confused."
Me: Nope. Just a fan of twin braids.
Very happy to see Din!
Imp Midna: you're a lesbian teenager.
Human(ish) Midna: you like looking at Pokémon fanart
totk Ganondorf - you like dilfs and you have an obsession to call him daddydorf
Was expecting the FBI meme for a few of these.
Iza, Medlii and Sue-Belle. 😎
Darker hair in general.
Ganondorf: You have Daddy issues
Me: BUT LIKE I ACTUALLY DO 😂
I want Flowerblast Ganon for next episode
Bolson is very true, as soon as I saw the clip appear I knew
I am in fact not confused, thank you very much!!
Dang it, I hoped Kina from Skyward Sword would be in this part.
It was fun none the less
"you're confused"
.....You're not exactly wrong.
Okay now you have to do ganon in totk, judge me all you want too! But he’s just so fine
An Astor simp who has a good relationship with their father... does that mean I just have issues?
Finally, Din got some attention.
Hey, can you blame me? Vaati knows how to rock that purple hair color
And now you gotta do part 3 to get TotK Purah...
Ganondorf Ocarina of Time: You like SUAVEMENTE!
Midna: *KNOCKKNOCKKNOCK FBI, OPEN UP!*
The REAL Midna: You like people with a dark background just like you.