Mr. Adelsdork is not a happy and satisfied Claus viewer. Does not appreciate a fine piece of work when he sees it...that is sad that he is missing out. Hey Adelsdork....guess what card I am holding up now.
I just watch these videos to see what pinhead gets pinned... and for Claus great comic content. Jingles is turning into a bit of a predictable windbag while Claus keeps giving us a good variety of honest and funny content. Keep it up Claus, and get tucked Thomas it might do you some good.
bitch?? Are u dumb as hell?? Im a guy u dumb shit.... LMAO And as fare as i know, every1 is allowed to have an opinion.... I like many of Clauses videos, but this 1 aint 1 of them, so go fuck off ur self ;)
You know I had a similar experience with a Rorschach test when first entering the military. I said the first one looked like a breast, the second one like thighs, the third one like a butt and the the psychologist said, "You are obsessed with sex." Outraged I replied, "I'm not the one showing people dirty pictures..." True story :-)
It should be winking, if not, my bad (just had eye surgery and my keyboard is a little blurry right now. It is very possible I hit the shift key to make a : instead of a ; I still can't see the difference.
Now that is a funny theory. They play a game - get killed by someone and then in an act of spiteful revenge the wargaming employee turns the culprit into a tomato :) Well - you are in good company. Some also believe in creationisms and others believe in aliens or whatnot :)
Love your vids mate, and have learned more from you than any other you tuber, I have progressed from being a "Pathetic Stupid " to just being pathetic, but laugh more in game now as I recall moments in your videos, finally I can stop watching Seinfield reruns and watch your vids instead. Awesome work, please don't stop
I don't know why, but going black screen to complete some childhood drivel is very funny to me. Probably my age. I now find the "Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit from my hat" shtick from Rocky and Bullwinkle funny now. It only took 45 years to ferment to comic genius!
You were 11 years old and in the third grade ........THEN...... You were 12 years old and in the third grade .....THEN...... You were 13 years old and in the third grade......Now I think I understand Claus...
Many of those school psychologists are the worse in their fields and can't get a job anywhere but a school system. Not saying all just many. Not someone I would want to send a child or an adult to for evaluation.
Claus "failed" the test and became a comedian. Claus your stories remind me of Larry David. And we want to know... Is there an actual movie in the works?
More funny stories would be great. We enjoy the tank advice and commentary, but the real star is your humor and crazy antics. You need more of the good stuff, maybe even get Miss Smooch in on it.
2:14 "We're not here to see a tank that's overpowered and Russian... We're here to see a tank that is underpowered and British." The TOG II* was my first premium tank that I bought, no regrets. The TOG 3 should include the Deathstar's turret. #TOG183
907 is a clan wars reward tank but it's not the only option, they could chose American and British tank options as well - though they kinda sucked, but they were more unique than the 907
I had a similar event that the T22 killer had. I was in a VK36 H and the enemy heavy was the IS-2. I was so sick of seeing russian heavies that are only op cause theyre sloped as hell that I dropped the gauntlet and charged the IS-2 and killed it. Suprisingly that won the game so it was worth it in the end.
I usually say....Never bring a TOG to a tank fight! In this case, since they won, I would have to say .... Never feature a TOG in a video. They're too damned boring. The story was great, but .... you know .... THERE WERE TOGs ON THE SCREEN!
Jeah..people should look themselves before start judging others..even if they are small kids 👍good point Claus..much respect for your videos..they are great fun to watch😁😂👍
Stupid ammo loadout for a TOG. You have a capacity of 144 rounds ! You can carry a mix of everything and never expect to run out of ammo in a game. He could have carried a load of HE rounds and effectively peppered that O-I rather than waste gold ammo at long range like that. The TOG is the only tank in WoTs that typically ends a game with more ammo left than most others players started out with.
Lady Adelstorp was probably looking for statistics and strategies for TOG's, especially the large platoon variety, and instead... for to get CLAUS. Here is first strategy: there is button on device use to watch CLAUS video, is volume, turn down, for to watch game. for to watch mini-map, for to watch how drives round, for to watch how shoots gun, for to OBSERVE how game go. For to get head full of numbers, for to go somewheres else, sorry. CLAUS considers comments like those of her Ladyship here to be a badge of honour, so if that is your aim, hoist the back of your skirt and continue to get CLAUSED!!! Otherwise, maybe go back to Jingles. Is best advice us mere colonials can offer milady.
Schuh Suppe it's fun to rant when you don't really give a shit. no one rants as funny as Claus, it's not mean at all, just busting bubbles of self importance, and making it fun.
Claus, you don't get overpowered russian tanks in clan wars. Before 9.17.1 all of the reward tanks were crap, the 907's ammo rack seriously was damaged about every second hit you received. Now that's fixd and the 907 is a decent med comparable to the 140, and the VK7201 has actual armor better than the Ferdinand now so it can stand up to the E100.
I got the 907 from back in the release and was a walking ammo rack, but got buff (the same patch the E5 got nerf, salty Claus xD), now is the "best" medium, Putin tank in the game.
Whats up "Mingles with Jingles wannabe"- bla bla bla bla bla.....
STICK TO THE VIDEO AT HAND FFS!!!!
Mr. Adelsdork is not a happy and satisfied Claus viewer. Does not appreciate a fine piece of work when he sees it...that is sad that he is missing out. Hey Adelsdork....guess what card I am holding up now.
you know that he tells us a story that happened to him in almost every video, you must be new to the channel
bitch! give claus a like and fk off fast
I just watch these videos to see what pinhead gets pinned... and for Claus great comic content. Jingles is turning into a bit of a predictable windbag while Claus keeps giving us a good variety of honest and funny content. Keep it up Claus, and get tucked Thomas it might do you some good.
bitch??
Are u dumb as hell?? Im a guy u dumb shit.... LMAO
And as fare as i know, every1 is allowed to have an opinion....
I like many of Clauses videos, but this 1 aint 1 of them, so go fuck off ur self ;)
You know I had a similar experience with a Rorschach test when first entering the military. I said the first one looked like a breast, the second one like thighs, the third one like a butt and the the psychologist said, "You are obsessed with sex." Outraged I replied, "I'm not the one showing people dirty pictures..." True story :-)
Bullshit....that is the oldest joke around.
What tipped you off? The little winky face at the end of "true story?"
lol I actually missed that
it's not winking....
It should be winking, if not, my bad (just had eye surgery and my keyboard is a little blurry right now. It is very possible I hit the shift key to make a : instead of a ; I still can't see the difference.
Better love story than Twilight
dam story so convoluted i forgot to watch game what happened
true lol
Claus went back to base and helped the team win
because claus Say always return to base
Lol same here...His story is more interesting than his own game footage.
Haha, ended up drinking my coffee and listening to the story. I completly forgot about the game.
Claus and his trail of destruction.... It must be long.
My TOG cost AUD$4.95 in 2014. Excellent value.
I must have watched that ram kill like over 16 times, epic
Claus takes Rorschach ink blot test...and they tell him for his career path..... LOL!
best wot channel and commentator!
More stories Claus, they're hilarious! Best way to wind down after a long ass day at work.
Yes do more stories please!!!
So Claus. You were 11 years old and in the third grade is what you said? Ahahahah...
Clint Eastwood I picked that up too lol it was a funny story though
In my town there once was a guy who was allowed to smoke in 5th grade.
Lonzo Da Man where is that town located ? In Africa or something like that ??
In Germany, why do you ask? ;)
Lonzo Da Man Are you serious in Germany ? What age is the fifth grade there ? In Japan the age is 11.
I loved that intro...I do that sometimes. Fuck Win8 BS...I'm going for the medal that doesn't exist: Major Nobody.
Claus for President in 2020!!
Now that is a funny theory. They play a game - get killed by someone and then in an act of spiteful revenge the wargaming employee turns the culprit into a tomato :) Well - you are in good company. Some also believe in creationisms and others believe in aliens or whatnot :)
Great story I would definitely watch/listen to your stories
Spamming premium APCR at a hellcat is a welcome change to the usual spamming premium APCR at scorpions.
Love your vids mate, and have learned more from you than any other you tuber, I have progressed from being a "Pathetic Stupid " to just being pathetic, but laugh more in game now as I recall moments in your videos, finally I can stop watching Seinfield reruns and watch your vids instead. Awesome work, please don't stop
I don't know why, but going black screen to complete some childhood
drivel is very funny to me. Probably my age. I now find the "Rocky, watch
me pull a rabbit from my hat" shtick from Rocky and Bullwinkle funny now.
It only took 45 years to ferment to comic genius!
Big thanks Mr.Kellerman, for making my long days at work tolerable. Don't even dare ever to retire you endless bag of entertainment, you!
Tog Tog Tog Tog Tog.........nice video claus the channel that just keeps on giving
You know the funniest thing about the intro? If all 15 of his teammates did EXACTLY what he did, they'd WIN.
you could open random boxes delivered to you has you tell cool stories
From each accordion from his ability, to each accordion to his needs.
You were 11 years old and in the third grade ........THEN...... You were 12 years old and in the third grade .....THEN...... You were 13 years old and in the third grade......Now I think I understand Claus...
Many of those school psychologists are the worse in their fields and can't get a job anywhere but a school system. Not saying all just many. Not someone I would want to send a child or an adult to for evaluation.
... and now for something completely different!
Best vod ever! The mad world of an 11yr old vs. the strange grown-ups.
Claus "failed" the test and became a comedian. Claus your stories remind me of Larry David. And we want to know... Is there an actual movie in the works?
More funny stories would be great. We enjoy the tank advice and commentary, but the real star is your humor and crazy antics. You need more of the good stuff, maybe even get Miss Smooch in on it.
Is it CLAUSSED, CLAUS'D, CLAUSIFIED.... or what? CLAUS help? Oh wait it's SHOT UP THE ASS!!! Almost forgot.
Mingle with Klaus ... Reminds me someone else on WOT
Great vids love the comedy keep it up always looking forward to the next one
tog is the og
t o g
the original gangster
In Aussieland we call swimmers trunks ....TOGS... Heh is that your gun in there , no it is my tog.
You have come to a point where you no longer need the tank game - we will listen . . . just don't start to play the boat game.
ok... had to pause at the start of video and lmao seeing 5 togs going up hill to enemy base???? you sir are awesome!!!
Thanks buddy! I try.
Claus, I didn’t even watch, I just listened to your story eating cheese sticks! Keep me coming!
Is a collection of TOG's called a POD?
NO! Its called a Gaggle. you can't make fun of TOG's rotund girth anymore because of the OI.
The O-I is the natural predator of the Tog. O-I feasts on Tog with 150mm loving.
its called a fleet
The O-I might be, if the TOG couldn't penetrate it from the front.
I surrender to you, you make the funniest WoT videos. Keep it up!
2:14 "We're not here to see a tank that's overpowered and Russian... We're here to see a tank that is underpowered and British."
The TOG II* was my first premium tank that I bought, no regrets. The TOG 3 should include the Deathstar's turret. #TOG183
Claus you are the banana!. Honest, true and fucking hilarious. keep up the good work, i get it. cheers buddy
I am pleased to see these videos and hear Claus' stories and comments about the game, because they are so impulsive. He goes offroad, but who cares:P
See, Mr. Potbelly had this condition.
Loved the intro! I have done the same thing when I saw the Cheater Tank!
extension arm you are forever my hero!
this is the best commentary on TH-cam!
Thanks buddy
lol that togs remind me of the slugs that wanted to destroy my cabbage plantage the last summer
907 is a clan wars reward tank but it's not the only option, they could chose American and British tank options as well - though they kinda sucked, but they were more unique than the 907
sit down kids, uncle Claus is gonna tell you a story
love the cow-camo on the togs :)
Poor principal that was cruel XD
You're welcome! It was a pleasure to watch............................
So even at a young age you knew how to make a grown man cry . lol
Yay TOG! Nice vid Claus!
Mingles with Claus.
That's funny, more chins than a Chinese phonebook.
slaps own face. wonders what da fuk did i just watch?
Yay! story time with Claus!
I had a similar event that the T22 killer had. I was in a VK36 H and the enemy heavy was the IS-2. I was so sick of seeing russian heavies that are only op cause theyre sloped as hell that I dropped the gauntlet and charged the IS-2 and killed it. Suprisingly that won the game so it was worth it in the end.
holly shit I thought my monitor is broken
Man, what a trip! Maybe you view Togs as "fat".
The intro was amazing.
I usually say....Never bring a TOG to a tank fight!
In this case, since they won, I would have to say .... Never feature a TOG in a video. They're too damned boring. The story was great, but .... you know ....
THERE WERE TOGs ON THE SCREEN!
Jingles would love this!
Good story.... lol kept me intrigued.... did you ever find out what happen to the guy and what was the outcome of the flash cards!?
Jeah..people should look themselves before start judging others..even if they are small kids 👍good point Claus..much respect for your videos..they are great fun to watch😁😂👍
I like Claus's stories :D
I absolutely love the first part of the video. Way to go E50. The rest of the video is classic Claus, so what is to complain about???
10:47 - thought he would do a TOG joke
Talk about IQ when I watch these replays on youtube I always try to look around the map with my mouse , It never works but I keep trying.
was not long enough because you forgot the intro... i feel like i did not watch a claus video without a nice intro
I loved playing my Tog in Xbox360... yeah it was slow, and the armor was as good as a paper bag, but the tank was 'fun' and thats what I liked... ^^
oh i get it....
Coffee with Claus.....
Tell stories Claus, and I loved the ontro
I know two that got T-22s legitimately. I played through every mission with them. It was easy to farm the guys that were cheating.
Stupid ammo loadout for a TOG.
You have a capacity of 144 rounds ! You can carry a mix of everything and never expect to run out of ammo in a game.
He could have carried a load of HE rounds and effectively peppered that O-I rather than waste gold ammo at long range like that.
The TOG is the only tank in WoTs that typically ends a game with more ammo left than most others players started out with.
togs lol....
jingles would be proud!
Great, a Bot XVM-focusing! yeeey!
Lol this guy is Realy honest
Claus you ol' dog... don't ever change :)
Togs on the loose! ... a new meme!
Lady Adelstorp was probably looking for statistics and strategies for TOG's, especially the large platoon variety, and instead... for to get CLAUS.
Here is first strategy: there is button on device use to watch CLAUS video, is volume, turn down, for to watch game. for to watch mini-map, for to watch how drives round, for to watch how shoots gun, for to OBSERVE how game go. For to get head full of numbers, for to go somewheres else, sorry. CLAUS considers comments like those of her Ladyship here to be a badge of honour, so if that is your aim, hoist the back of your skirt and continue to get CLAUSED!!! Otherwise, maybe go back to Jingles. Is best advice us mere colonials can offer milady.
damnit claus, finish the story please
Who's idea was it to bring Tog's into the Stronghold again? Holy crap was that a boring match...
I tried to spice it up a bit with a story from my youth...
I remember that game... Almost fell asleep driving
Best intro EVER! :D
Genius - Pure Genius!!
That E50 best ram ever >> my new hero ^^
Whenever I see an E50M, I just think they are weak. Stereotypes, dude.
Dude... what happened to the principal after that??
Not sure what I just saw, but it was awesome all the same. But where was the coffee slurp?
So a real TOG of war i guess
A thing i always wondered: Claus is ranting about WoT stuff in each and every video he makes.But why is he still doing it? :D
Schuh Suppe it's fun to rant when you don't really give a shit. no one rants as funny as Claus, it's not mean at all, just busting bubbles of self importance, and making it fun.
Claus, you don't get overpowered russian tanks in clan wars. Before 9.17.1 all of the reward tanks were crap, the 907's ammo rack seriously was damaged about every second hit you received. Now that's fixd and the 907 is a decent med comparable to the 140, and the VK7201 has actual armor better than the Ferdinand now so it can stand up to the E100.
YOU don,t knock our CLAUS hes the man
Claus in the house!.... this guy is funny! :)
hey claus, an idea for your next video. the best sounding muzzle fire from a tank. I bet the premium, t8 french ht, amx m4 49 would win hands down. :)
z good idea ! I like that😊
Claus. you should have pursued wet tee-shirt judge career path.
big phat lol on the blobs story !!!
Damn Claus you`re fucking hillarious
I got the 907 from back in the release and was a walking ammo rack, but got buff (the same patch the E5 got nerf, salty Claus xD), now is the "best" medium, Putin tank in the game.