Granted it’s the offscreen scream of Ted that really hits it home, Brian’s was just a confused and angry statement. While Ted is just full of pure shock.
2:10 "There ARE no chicks with d--" That is THE line, when I saw this in the theatre, where myself and most of the audience died. I swear we missed at least the next few lines completely, laughing with tears in our eyes.
So I found this bag washed up on shore the other day and I found what looks like a laptop inside! It damaged beyond repair, but I have a friend who’s good at recovering files from old hard drives and such. I’ll get back to you guys soon and let you know what he pulls up.
1:40 yeah this shit is so hilarious when Ted scream it out when he go WHAT THE FUCK and John goes holy shit dude what’s a matter what happen what going on and Ted goes THERE SO MUCH PORN!!!! 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
The best part is when people call out other characters as being humanized and sexualized versions of splatoon characters. I still remember the meme accusing a character from Persona 5, Futaba Sakura, as being a "humanized and sexualized version of the oranhe splatoon squidling".
Law & Order Lyrics 🎵Let’s all go to Court🎵 🎵Let’s go make some law now, 🎸yeah yeah yeah yeah, some law now🎵 “I say we go to court.” “Yes, let’s go to court!” “We’re a bunch of assholes who take up a whole hallway with our conversation.” 🎵Hey you lawyer guys, 🎸you don’t know me and Johnny are watching you, while we’re high🎵
1:45 Me when I search up Loud House ships (there’s lots of incest). Like, c’mon man I was looking for wholesome non-incest stuff and now I gotta clear my history!
So John has a laptop, which means that the apartment probably has Wi-Fi. Why would Ted need a signal on his smart phone especially since he’s at his best friends house? He would definitely have the Wi-Fi password.
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All that effort to hide the laptop was probably the best bit in the entire movie
Liam Neeson. Nuff said…
Or his porn is on his NAS haha
Now that's how you destroy evil porn 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@calebgraham6166 apart laptops don't have enough storage so the porn will be on a network drive so destroying the laptop was pointless
You seen the sad improv scene right?
1:40 that was WAAAAY better than Brian’s reaction to Peter smoking crack.
Granted it’s the offscreen scream of Ted that really hits it home, Brian’s was just a confused and angry statement. While Ted is just full of pure shock.
my dad says it very similar
2:10 "There ARE no chicks with d--" That is THE line, when I saw this in the theatre, where myself and most of the audience died.
I swear we missed at least the next few lines completely, laughing with tears in our eyes.
That line had me fighting for my life lmao
That scene needs to be shown to ALL Woke Twittard SJW Letter Brigade PronounERS. TROLLOLOLOLOL
Nowadays that joke aged like milk
@@ebonybrown5644 Nope. More accurate than ever.
Only Wokies are mad lol
@@ebonybrown5644 Not really, no.
“What are you talking about private shit Johnny?! It was wide open, there were literally a thousand files in here!” 🤣💀💀😂
" well I've been meaning to clear some of that out"
Jesus Chri... Look at the organization here! "Clockwise rim job" "Counterclockwise rim job"?
@@greenninjaindustries3945 " yeah well sometimes you like seeing the tongue go the other way"
"You sick bastar- LOOK AT THIS!! 'chicks with dicks'?!"
@@FrankieCharfauros-yr4mf”You sick bastard. LOOK AT THIS CHICKS WITH D*CKS!?”
Clockwise and counterclockwise is a level of specificity that is well beyond anything I could muster.
Want some tips?
Even more than rule 34 can handle
"Yeah well sometimes you like seeing the tongue go the other way" -John Bennett
8 year old me searching up my favorite cartoon character 1:45
10 year old me just wanting to draw my Pokémon team when I get to Gardevoir
Hanazuki?
Me searching up Sonic fanart:
10 year old me searching up alien x
Ted: so how bad is your porn addiction...
John: yes
Clockwise rimjob and counter clockwise rimjob cracked me up 😂😂
1:45 THERES SO MUCH PAAAWWNNN!!!
Me after seeing 16 pieces of the same type in chess:
2:31 It's the same idea with horror movie monsters. You have to be thorough and do kill confirms.
That seemed like the most Peter Griffin thing Ted did. Especially with the cuts to each bit.
@@wilfred9Fun fact: They’re both voiced by the same guy, which is very clear.
I'm using this line in future conversations.
2:05 Hearing this as a kid changed my life in ways I couldn't comprehend
Same
Yall need therapy
Idk why people like fut@ pron
Same ngl
1:45 any character ever googling them self
Pov Chun li:
Pov raven team leader:
Pov raven from teen tians go:
1:58
John, that’s not a good response to that! 😂
You know you have a problem when it gets to the point where you have to unexist your computer.
Anybody else got google voice assitant at "hey you lawyer gaaaah"
Yep
Yep
Yep
Adding myself here.
1:45 when you get into a new fandom and look at the fan art
Ruins whatever fun you thought you were going to have
Hazbin Hotel
@@AmeerahTawhai
Any fandom, honestly
@@amyartlover I know 🤣
This has to be one of the funniest scenes in the movie for sure 😂
1:40 OH MY GOD!
1:40 HOLY SHIT!
1:40 When A Minecraft Movie has 1 million dislikes
Opinions may be fiercely divided on Mr MacFarlane's ability to write jokes, but I think we can all agree he always nails the delivery of them! 😂
They should of done a scene where they checked it 3 months later
Definitely should have been a deleted scene.
Should did the scene in the laptop was gone and his ex was putting it together.
Mid credit scene
I Love Ted Acting Peter Graffin (Family Guy) Voice😂
This is definitely Seth’s humor
immature humor
Apparently the TV show has way better humor than this? Idk if I believe that tho
1:40 Jaiden animations when she look herself up on the internet
Wait, what?
@@Hunter-jn2lw if you know you know
@@dark-angel7437 I do not know, should i?
@@Hunter-jn2lw Don't
Did you see what I see 💀
I've never seen Ted, but that's literally just Peter Griffin.
Edit: I'm aware that it's Seth MacFarlane. It's a dig at his range as a voice actor.
It’s the same voice actor, bro…
It’s literally HIS movie 😭😭
So I found this bag washed up on shore the other day and I found what looks like a laptop inside! It damaged beyond repair, but I have a friend who’s good at recovering files from old hard drives and such. I’ll get back to you guys soon and let you know what he pulls up.
1:40 this is gold, XD
1:40 yeah this shit is so hilarious when Ted scream it out when he go WHAT THE FUCK and John goes holy shit dude what’s a matter what happen what going on and Ted goes THERE SO MUCH PORN!!!!
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
1:45 the same thing on the Instagram 😂
1:40 WHAT THE F*CK😂
Johnny: Hey at least I'm not drinking Ted!
When you go to eat the leftover pizza, but somebody already ate it.
WTF!!!! 1:40 LMAO 🤣
🤣🤣
This never gets old😂
I really like how you can hear all of Seth's voices.
1:43 the way he yelled that out loud sounds so funny 😆 😂 🤣
1:45 me when I saw a bunch of rules 34 of pomni:
Yup… that’s Rule 34 for ya
@@ayden4870 Who even came up with it in the first place?
@@olgamingle I honestly have no idea probably some nsfw artists or something
Yep... poor Gooseworx.
"Man I love the Splatoon fandom. I wonder what the people are like"
3 minutes later: 1:43
The best part is when people call out other characters as being humanized and sexualized versions of splatoon characters. I still remember the meme accusing a character from Persona 5, Futaba Sakura, as being a "humanized and sexualized version of the oranhe splatoon squidling".
Bro opened minettas laptop💀
Are we sure this isnt a live action version and Mineta had a knock off winnie the pop? Because that makes so much sense if that's the case
@@Hunter-jn2lw fair enough 🤣
2:10
You are ABSOLUTELY correct
Anybody who says otherwise is delusional
Bait
BY FAR...one of the most true statements i've ever heard in a movie 😂
YES!
1:40 🤣
1:40 my absolute favorite part
That could’ve been a good theme song for law and order
This is literally each and everyone's mother/father going through they're search history 💀💀💀
My friend after finding an abandoned phone in school and checking the history:
2:38
Oh my goodness! 😂
It’s kinda crazy how this was the sequence that set up the rest of the plot
Too chaotic. This is peak humor
POV:You parents when thought your Search History 1:40
I love how they had a scuba suit in his size
Law & Order Lyrics
🎵Let’s all go to Court🎵
🎵Let’s go make some law now, 🎸yeah yeah yeah yeah, some law now🎵
“I say we go to court.”
“Yes, let’s go to court!”
“We’re a bunch of assholes who take up a whole hallway with our conversation.”
🎵Hey you lawyer guys, 🎸you don’t know me and Johnny are watching you, while we’re high🎵
Seth McFarlane Please Make Another Ted Movie Because This Is A Masterpiece I Love The Movie Ted
Do you have Peakcock? Since it has Ted the series
This whole bit is iconic and will be forever XD
Every three months lol
1:40 WHAT THE FUCK
If you organize that, you have a really bad problem
1:40 your welcome
Ted sound like Peter
Put a rip in the bag... the water will rust it.
Real Bear 🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸
I Love Ted
They don’t bother burning the laptop 💀
I’m more of a clockwise guy myself
2:50 👍👍😂😂😂😂
1:40 Me when a G-rated movie gets so much adult humor
This is some shit Stewie would go with Brian 😂😂😂😂
I Like Ted's Version Of Law And Order
Ted Sounds Like Peter Griffin
He is voiced by Seth McFarlane lol
@@slushiefountain Ted Is An Awesome Film I Loved It 😍
The perfect sound bite doesn't exi-
1:40
1:40 *WHAT THE FU-*
POV: you look at the for you page on the search bar. 1:44
1:40 Me when I open Instagram
IS it funnier that they had Scuba training for this, or that they went and got scuba training for it?
1:45 me after looking up maki:
This is going to be me and my older brother in the future
Hahahaha that’s was hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂
When an Fnf mod gets popular and you look at the director's laptop:
i would of gone further
blend up the pieces then scatter t hem around different bins throughout the city
I’d go further and melt it too
I like to just picture Seth sitting next to Mark instead of Ted
is that the guy that plays Peter? lol
I can’t watch law and order without thinking about the song they made up
After all that trouble i feel like someone would want to find it
When you try searching up your favourite female video game/cartoon character 1:41
1:45 THERES SO MUCH PO-
This is exactly why I don’t keep porn on my computer.
They buried the true one piece 💀
NOOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣
😂
1:45 Me after googling a female Sonic the Hedgehog character
1:45 Me when I search up Loud House ships (there’s lots of incest). Like, c’mon man I was looking for wholesome non-incest stuff and now I gotta clear my history!
*Ted slams the table*
"THERE ARE NO CHICKS WITH DICKS!!"
I say we go to Court
1:40 me looking through the discord meme channel
Wait. John's downloading it? Not streaming it?
1:45 me scrolling through yt shorts
1:38 bro after I let him use my phone for directions (it’s photos of his feet):
1:45 About Sausage Party: Foodtopia Sixth Course
THERE'S SO MUCH P***!!!!
As a ftm trans i find this hilarious
what led you to becoming mentally ill?
am i the only one hearing peter griffin rn?
So John has a laptop, which means that the apartment probably has Wi-Fi. Why would Ted need a signal on his smart phone especially since he’s at his best friends house? He would definitely have the Wi-Fi password.
Me asking bro if I can use his Xbox Edge.
Law order
Every 3 months seriously
TED 1
2
3
2:05