The researcher(s) who found so many Greg Wallace clips deserve a credit... and a very long lie down. Goodness knows how many hours of recordings they trawled through to produce such a consummate Greg-a-thon. No, I don't understand his ubiquity either.
This actually encouraged me to start buying frozen sausages just so I could say to myself “How many bags?” in an incredulous Gregg Wallace as I wantonly lobbed them into my trolley.
this is brilliant. The BBC makes some trash shows since they want to stretch their funds, then pay charlie brooker to make fun of those shows, stretching their funds even further, and producing quality TV on top of those awfully boring shows they produce anyway!
I still spend a huge amount of time switching channels just to escape Greg Wallace. I also spend a huge amount of time switching channels to try and find more Charlie Brooker.
Nobody ever seems to mention that the producers of these shows are obviously working with the supermarkets because otherwise they wouldn't let them film there...
His new show about factories is the worst thing I've ever seen. He's constantly shouting about these incredibly dreary environments, doesn't help that they're invariably noisy as well. "So THIS IS WHERE YOU MAKE THE MILK BOTTLES???" yes Greg "HOW MANY BOTTLES OF MILK DO U BOTTLE 'ERE IN THE BOTTLE FACTORY???"
Haha, yes. I have watched almost zero TV for the past 20 years but I’m still well aware of who Greg Wallace is! I have to add though, a friend of mine used to work for him before he became a TV star and tells me he was a really good bloke/good boss.
This is the modern equivalent of the pathe information films where a posh man told working class people stuff like not to eat glass or let a woman drive
I feel bad now, I watched my parents house & bro after living alone and when I saw their cupboards (slightly) passive-aggressively left all the stuff that was past its use by date in the middle of their floor to make the point, that they probably bought stuff they already had over time. Then again I didn't make a tv show out of it.
It's weird living in 2020 with a diet of Netflix and Amazon Prime, looking back at Charlie Brooker doing a run down on how much Greg Wallace the BBC stuffs into every delicious morsel, and realising just how unreasonably shit and cheap British TV always looks. Whether you're watching a tedious soap filmed with a telescoping lens from the other side of the country, a bombastic investigatory documentary made by an out-of-work 1960s Yugoslav propaganda crew, or a heavily-padded game show with on-screen graphics fresh from a twenty-year-old copy of some forgotten shareware editing program, the BBC seems determined to remind you that license fee went entirely to cocaine and, if it exists, racist cocaine.
You don't see Gregg Wallace around so much now. I think he has been replaced in TV's affections by that weird mannequin guy with the unnaturally white teeth.
And the sad fucking thing is Greg is STILL oozing himself into our telly boxes ( or whichever device is fully charged) like some fresh man juice in a zip lock bag,in 2023😮
these chunky gems yarns are great value. they're £3.15 a ball unlike the finer but more rainbowy boho rover yarns which are £4.15 anyway they've been hanging around in the shop for oh my word such a long time. lol at the readout "ami why are you dressed as a rockerfella?" oh right yeah:gems. you fully knew that and there wasn't even a label. life's too short monsieur , to have an ugly sweater. really there's no excuse
"You can't complain about how much Greg Wallace you get for your money". Au contraire, I beg to disagree. Can I pay even more for my licence fee, if I get less Greg Wallace?
Ah, Greg Wallace. Who could've known he and Torode would end up angering nations to a brink of international diplomatic strife due to their condescension towards traditional cooking years later...
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You'll never see Humpty Dumpty and Greg Wallace in the same room. That's because Humpty Dumpty can't stand him.
The researcher(s) who found so many Greg Wallace clips deserve a credit... and a very long lie down. Goodness knows how many hours of recordings they trawled through to produce such a consummate Greg-a-thon. No, I don't understand his ubiquity either.
This comment also deserves FAR more likes.
@@ruairimonophthalmos5458 The story of my life Ruairi, but your support here is most welcome :-).
@@harrybirchall3308 Shut the fuck up Harry you twat
Must have been like wading through a sewer of banality....
I have always assumed, without evidence, they can query a database of closed captions for various programs, just type in “Greg Wallace”
Greg Wallace
Ed Balls
*Gregg
Gregg's sausage rolls.
Gerg allawce
Buttery biscuit base.
Buttery Biscuit Base. That is all.
Ben Sturrock best me to it ;)
By a year granted....but still.
A real smack around the face
All together now:
I love the base
Wobble, wobble, wobble wobble wobble
Greg Wallace has the charisma of a temporary drain cover
Which in this day and age is orgasmic
Fucking love that they literally just listed every time Greg Wallace appeared on the BBC.
10TimesOver whilst complaining about padding a TV show, and the over abundance of Greg Wallace, by padding a TV show with Greg Wallace.
His name has been said so many times now it's lost all meaning. It's "Gregwollis" all one word, much like "Siralan".
Gregwollis; A disease you get from chewing too much.
Onions onions what you gonna do
alalalalaalalala
Cry
Does anyone have the guitar TAB for 'Onions Onions what you Gonna do' please?
It's canned food! It doesn't fucking matter if you buy it now or later!
I know, right? That bit didn't make any sense...
I think they're survivalists.
So they have multiple cans of beans that last a long time - who the fuck cares?
Nom du Clavier not really, prices can change, recipes can change, it can go out of date after awhile
Also beans is healthy and cheap, particularly non-baked beans beans. So I don't really understand what they were mad at.
This actually encouraged me to start buying frozen sausages just so I could say to myself “How many bags?” in an incredulous Gregg Wallace as I wantonly lobbed them into my trolley.
Nah you just lob them in your trolley, then a few minutes later put them back in the freezer cabinet. Saves having to eat them.
this is brilliant. The BBC makes some trash shows since they want to stretch their funds, then pay charlie brooker to make fun of those shows, stretching their funds even further, and producing quality TV on top of those awfully boring shows they produce anyway!
i find it funny that each tin of beans is a different type of bean
Great researching for this
I still spend a huge amount of time switching channels just to escape Greg Wallace. I also spend a huge amount of time switching channels to try and find more Charlie Brooker.
Nobody ever seems to mention that the producers of these shows are obviously working with the supermarkets because otherwise they wouldn't let them film there...
Micky Flanagan's routine on this show is absolutely perfect
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Let me drink all this custard and then we’ll sort it owt
His new show about factories is the worst thing I've ever seen. He's constantly shouting about these incredibly dreary environments, doesn't help that they're invariably noisy as well.
"So THIS IS WHERE YOU MAKE THE MILK BOTTLES???"
yes Greg
"HOW MANY BOTTLES OF MILK DO U BOTTLE 'ERE IN THE BOTTLE FACTORY???"
I don't watch much TV. That explains why I've seen Greg Wallace in something.
Haha, yes. I have watched almost zero TV for the past 20 years but I’m still well aware of who Greg Wallace is! I have to add though, a friend of mine used to work for him before he became a TV star and tells me he was a really good bloke/good boss.
Bring back Screenwipe / Weekly wipe / Annual 20xx wipe - Anything wipe!! Please help Greg Wallace!!
I think you'll find its Gregg Wallace, two gs please.
I hadn't thought of getting strawberries - now I fancy some as I havent had strawberries for a while - devious supermarket bastards.
Beans
Greg Wallace is like the BBC's answer to the plumber from the Ratchet & Clank games.
Ben Knight it’s because of socio-economic disparity
What an awesome reference that's just given me a very funny surreal visual now lmao
01:30
"How many sausages is that family going through"
Yeah I forgot frozen food only lasts a few days ....
Obviously the lady of the house likes a bit of sausage.
'' have a spoon full of sumac... And a sausage''. Brooker I love you
This is the modern equivalent of the pathe information films where a posh man told working class people stuff like not to eat glass or let a woman drive
I feel bad now, I watched my parents house & bro after living alone and when I saw their cupboards (slightly) passive-aggressively left all the stuff that was past its use by date in the middle of their floor to make the point, that they probably bought stuff they already had over time. Then again I didn't make a tv show out of it.
Well you wouldn't, you're not Greg Wallace, are you?
Baked bean tintervention. Brilliant.
As that guy on twitter found out after asking Wallace if he could promote a charity sponsorship, it's Gregg with two G's
Mastertwat
Imagine letting Greggggggg and, er, thingy into your house.
Tintervention
Gregg Wallace is to TV entertainment what haemorrhoids are to Frankie Dettori
Ratatat should do more Greg Wallace remixes
I'm proud to say this is the first time I've heard of Greg Wallace.
Or he's american
i like him.
Your life will never be the same again
Greg Wallace is an OK fella but who the fuck is Charlie Brooker?
@@londontrada you make me sick
having bean infuriated
Charlie Brooker loves a buttery biscuit base
i can understand the teagbags on the scrutum but why the see through leggings
I didn't know who Greg Wallace was when I clicked and now the words have lost all meaning after hearing them so many times.
BEANS
Chunks of meat with dubious origin.
"full of arseholes" would've been better
dead animal parts would be more accurate. Vegan Now!
to be fair richmond sausages are amazing
It's weird living in 2020 with a diet of Netflix and Amazon Prime, looking back at Charlie Brooker doing a run down on how much Greg Wallace the BBC stuffs into every delicious morsel, and realising just how unreasonably shit and cheap British TV always looks. Whether you're watching a tedious soap filmed with a telescoping lens from the other side of the country, a bombastic investigatory documentary made by an out-of-work 1960s Yugoslav propaganda crew, or a heavily-padded game show with on-screen graphics fresh from a twenty-year-old copy of some forgotten shareware editing program, the BBC seems determined to remind you that license fee went entirely to cocaine and, if it exists, racist cocaine.
or possibly racist, LBGT Cocaine as it's the BBC!
They picked on beans and rice, which are both things that last well. Only thing you should care about is stuff that goes off I my mind.
You don't see Gregg Wallace around so much now. I think he has been replaced in TV's affections by that weird mannequin guy with the unnaturally white teeth.
people who pay for a tv license are mugs when there is shite like this on telly
****VOTE TRUMP**2004****
I like yelling, “beans!” But in a completely different set up.
Greg Wallace
Your BBC license fee at action.
As long as they eat it at some point, the stuff in the cupboard is NOT wasted. -.-
Greg Wallace is everywhere… I turned around after watching this and he was sitting on the sofa next to me! 😳🤷🏻♂️
It really is all wank!
Fuck trying to cook rice from a massive bag. Microwave rice is always perfect and the right portion.
All aboard, all aboard the express to the 6th extinction event.....
"It's cheap and mass produce" So pretty much 95% of BBC shows.
Canned foods..hmmm maybe there prepping for doomsday
And let's not forget... Gromit
1:14 Rishi foretold
Need to update this with Scarlett Moffat. That no talent on every show and has nothing to offer
It's Gregg.
****VOTE TRUMP**2004****
Too much Greg Wallace on this programme about Greg Wallace. Couldn't finish it. The Beeb should buy less.
Maybe they could freeze part of him for next week?
And the sad fucking thing is Greg is STILL oozing himself into our telly boxes ( or whichever device is fully charged) like some fresh man juice in a zip lock bag,in 2023😮
I can't stand bloody Greg Wallace. All of the show's he's in are utter crap.
why did you watch this clip?
It’s not so much the shows more him another overpaid piece of shite
@@leeroy265 cos it’s taking the piss out of him
To enjoy hatred?
Charlie Brook just beyond good! X
Gregg Wallace is so annoying.
If I was on Room 101, I'd nominate Greg Wallace.
So would Greg Wallace
Im sure Gregg Wallace has appeared on Pointless Celebrities. Now there's an apt TV show title if ever there was one!
yes you CAN but don't run edexcel in opal software. DON'T DON'T JUST EFFING DON'T
Green Grocer Gregg Wallace
3:43 Jesus....
DeAngelo's question for Stringer did more with less.
Why the fuck did he get the gig presenting Time Commanders. I still enjoyed the show but what does he have to do military history?!
Reminds me of Zippy in 80s show Rainbow.
Where’s Wallace?
these chunky gems yarns are great value. they're £3.15 a ball unlike the finer but more rainbowy boho rover yarns which are £4.15 anyway they've been hanging around in the shop for oh my word such a long time. lol at the readout "ami why are you dressed as a rockerfella?" oh right yeah:gems. you fully knew that and there wasn't even a label. life's too short monsieur , to have an ugly sweater. really there's no excuse
why the extra g?
"You can't complain about how much Greg Wallace you get for your money".
Au contraire, I beg to disagree.
Can I pay even more for my licence fee, if I get less Greg Wallace?
Quick, Honey, grab all the food you can and throw it in the cellar, then lock it behind you. Greg Wallace is coming for dinner.
I cant understand why this programme didn't work!
i wish i could get wound up about something as much as greg did with the packets of rice... just to feel something. i think he popped a blood vessel
Gregg?
A bean!
There's even a Wallace monument for fucks sake!
Leave Greg alone
No.
Dinner!
Greg a failed greengrocer.🥕
Greg Wallace eats cutlery
Ah, Greg Wallace. Who could've known he and Torode would end up angering nations to a brink of international diplomatic strife due to their condescension towards traditional cooking years later...
Wtf are you on about!?
Gregg Wallace
Gregg Wallace
He should name his restaurant Gregs and sell £40 steak bakes
With two G's don't forget !!.
Sumac lol
this video made me realise that isis is 4 years old,
Beans everywhere
Gregg.
So...much...Greg...Wallace
Buttery Biscuit Base.
Greg Who???
Oh just eat the damn beanz
my names
*phone goes down other end*
BEANS!!!