INCREDIBLE Lamprey Dissection! | LAMPREY | River Monsters

Jeremy and a professional open up a lamprey to see what makes these aquatic bloodsuckers tick.
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[@vc2508]

Angry 🅱️oneless pickles

[@calvinburton8400]

LMFAO that's a good one

[@BOAYang]

but pickles are already 🅱oneless

[@TheOneTrueZweiZwei]

@@BOAYang seedless reee

[@MrScateboy]

BoNleSS PicKleS

[@javier6465]

Aren't pickles boneless or my whole life has been a lie. **existential crisis intensifies**

[@Mortthemoose]

I'm missing the full episides of River Monsters 😔 Am in the uk, and for some unknown reason, for the last couple of yrs, the episodes have been shortened to 25 mins! I find Jeremy Wade, and his adventures fascinating, and oddly relaxing to watch. He's one of the few presenters on tv that doesn't find the need to exaggerate his presentations.

[@gabs451]

Damn god forgot to delete that fish millions of years ago

[@JMRabil675]

Someone needs to retweet the devs asap

[@zgamer8579]

It might have been a malware

[@psychopathicgaming3279]

I remember when I went fishing I thought I caught 2 fish but instead it was a catfish with a giant lamprey on it. The hole it made was big and it freaked us all out

[@ylussjoel]

R

[@ylussjoel]

River donut

[@JasonMomos]

So, 2 fishes.

[@uriahthekey8647]

A clear reminder that the aliens you see in movies are based on things that exist on this planet already.

[@uriahthekey8647]

@Kane bourgeois 😭

[@Ian-iu2tl]

Yes...because that abomination, itself, came from another planet...far, far away in another galaxy.

[@hannah5588]

i got chills just by looking at the thumbnail arghhhh

[@XFusioNX5222]

han nie hi welcome to chilies

[@Skyfly124]

Sounds a lot like my EX

[@friendlyfarmer1657]

Yeah with no jaw

[@kpi4162]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ryankruse1634]

But instead of body fluids money

[@romarostewart8201]

Nick Dominguez 😂😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@psychopathicgaming3279]

Sucks the life out of you 🤣🤣

[@kennywilliam_9100]

D E M O G O R G O N

[@nakitsua7890]

D E M O R A M S A Y G O R D O N

[@theawakeningofjohnnynewsom9072]

@@nakitsua7890 D E M O G O R D O N R A M S A Y

[@prelien4690]

It's like a faced hugged demogorgon

[@videoshortfr2.012]

Stranger string

[@blxck-mage_]

He cc

[@isay685]

*No lamprey was harmed in the making of Prometheus*

[@reshamsingh7790]

Whyyy it should be finished

[@frederickthegreatii3227]

Thanks youtube recommendations

[@jovanjanevski3747]

From now on, i'll always use a guard chicken to protect me.

[@Gavanceify]

Jovan Janevski like moana

[@johnmichaelagron7407]

+Ggtie hey hey. :D

[@DBT1007]

sea chicken

[@vannnnn9456]

hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahua chicken

[@veryshook9015]

Jovan Janevski of

[@jmong2977]

The pickles from hell.

[@kaytlinjustis5643]

I must be the weirdest person on the PLANET to find this kind of thing interesting! I don't feel grossed out when they cut the animal open but poking at the screen wondering 'what's that thing do?'! Sometimes my curiosity brings me to knowing about the strangest, bizarre and downright RANDOM things! =/

[@Coouge]

Zerg: You require more minerals!

[@ylussjoel]

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee zerg

[@Funnygamer22]

Another episode of unexpected youtube recommendations.

[@carizacunanan5736]

I've been waiting for this! I really love your videos!

[@bornagreganic4976]

Yeah they are sick

[@Nniel.]

he has a nice nose

[@bilal00276]

pretty sure its a woman

[@stonemperor2940]

Hahahahahaha

[@kharnifex]

oh geez

[@paweandrzej9694]

Dwarf?

[@enderslayerenderslayer7497]

unknown known no offense he looked like he got hit by a hammer

[@lovelyanna3891]

**sees thumbnail**
Me : *Now this is my type of video*

[@storiesofintrigue1605]

These things are fascinating.

[@rickcruz3382]

I like that woman she's not afraid to get her hands dirty!

[@Fargo217]

Imagine how the dentist has to deal with this thing

[@arbazali1270]

Dissection is so satisfying!!! Right

[@sham02367]

Good source of knowledge of river life

[@ogeehresen6194]

That's some krazie Looking creature

[@marianaxlopes]

we eat this where I live (Portugal)

[@andresfelipemisat2885]

Mariana Lopes yall niggas crazy

[@JoaoRodrigues-ic2dv]

enguias são melhores tho

[@Robbmann67]

What else do yall eat??

[@zachparish7005]

I thought Russians where crazy

[@Robbmann67]

@@zachparish7005 nah you're the crazy one if you think you can get 10k subs without a video.

[@kintic6816]

This video is so old where gloves was still not invented..

[@lonewanderer958]

kínєtíc softie

[@jackbizzell7136]

Reading this physically hurt.

[@Snipfragueur]

S U C C

[@PLA69]

N O N - S T I C K

[@shaneh1872]

*S U C C*

[@darwintapia669]

G L O R I O U S S U C C

[@aaprcob]

I’m never going into an ocean again.

[@niamhgreatdane]

in the closet lake to me these creatures live. We always joked about the water being so contaminated that you go in and come out a different species but i think having a lamprey stuck to you is much much worse.

[@theali8oras274]

Doesn't sound that bad to me to be honest....

[@skyhigh5760]

The Ali8oras what is wrong with you O.o

[@user-xm2xi9xc7m]

Thats me at 3am
*im on the wrong side of TH-cam again*

[@pinkguy219]

Thats why wear a fucking armor when going in the river

[@itsguardian5051]

Quarantine realy brought me back here.

[@illymonster]

Well at least I know what my nightmares will be about..

[@slotheyyy2359]

My country has special holiday for lampreys, very fun.

[@frenchhonhon]

Good thing i am in Europe :D

[@antonlores5406]

These are all over europe lol

[@frenchhonhon]

Antón Lores No way... they said that the lampreys are only in Usa

[@antonlores5406]

Where I'm from we eat lamprey and I live in Spain. Anyway they're harmless even if they look terrifying

[@frenchhonhon]

Antón Lores maybe because you looked em in the museum XD. And you *eat* them... that could mean 2 things: 1) import from usa
2) your ocean is connected with america. Here the only sea we havve is The Black Sea

[@antonlores5406]

xd I'm telling you it's a local product in some regions of Spain, so they're not imported from usa. Dont know about the black sea though

[@pancake7102]

TH-cam:hey look lamprey being dissected!
4.5 million people:interesting

[@WorldsGreatest097]

Looks like a an upgraded leach

[@e_vvan5558]

surprisingly i thought this guy died but four years later i started watching the show again

[@vogelszijnlelijk]

How can that animal possible be primitive when it's evolved to be parasitic on supposedly more evolved versions of itself?

[@morganprescott2003]

Mind. Blown.

[@TheCrimsonFist501]

Mate, I think if it was you versus a T-Rex a T-Rex would win and you are less primitive that it.

[@Szgerle]

Same way extremely primitive bacteria can still exist

[@chingizzhylkybayev8575]

vogelszijnlelijk you do realise most parasites come from very primitive lifeforms, right?

[@forklift8362]

vogelszijnlelijk no nope it's a type of shark called the cookie shark. It gets this name from biting cookie shaped bites out of its pray

[@MonkeyDLuffy-sk1fs]

nature is just so..... beautiful.....

[@antsinmyeyes9547]

Well now I’m never gonna go in any water ever again.

[@kookykoruc1827]

Thank you youtube, very cool!!

[@paul.n8872]

Mmm, lamprey with BBQ is good taste, I think.

[@613polecatt]

Better than rat.

[@fatwalletboy2]

Amazed we havent seen a giant killer lamprey movie yet !

[@GandalfTheTsaagan]

It would we kinda silly
They would just suck up people like noodles

[@Gee28]

Cleveland brown voice: mmmmm that’ssss nasssttttyyyyy

[@mooutdoors4630]

Why is this such a satisfying video?

[@gabehayden4761]

I love me some smoked eel.

[@gandjarsuryana4133]

Get some smoked lampreys lmao(jk don't)

[@ekosubandie2094]

@@gandjarsuryana4133 they're actually edible and are known to be delicacies in some European countries tho

[@eancycler1112]

What graphic images...?

[@yangmetastasi2048]

They did a surgery on a lamprey

[@prelien4690]

So an eel xenomorph, cool.

[@_xlvp]

1:26

[@stage4terminaltesticularca390]

Idk why but I feel like I want to insert my finger on that, especially when it looks gritty asf

[@randomidkreal]

I think the aliens are scared of our planet like we are scared of them.

[@MultiGustavo1971]

I get chils down my body when i see the mouth and teeth

[@veng3r663]

Heh, then you would definitely hate the EVIL little Zuni Warrior Doll in the last story of the Trilogy of Terror video... O_O
th-cam.com/video/vt2E3F4xlWo/w-d-xo.html

[@wazsam2723]

Reminds me of the movie (TEETH)

[@ThomasJakobMusic]

That doctor is like the female, human version of Mordin Solus.

[@UGSETH2]

Nose enough for both of them

[@Lord-Darkness]

And DAAAAAAAAAAM SHE GOT A BIG ASS NOSE!!! 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@paucarvalho7369]

trypophobia as fuck

[@erikstensaas1202]

Lamprey thoughts while eating: suck, Suck, SUCK!!

[@awkwardlyshypotato6848]

umm.. I think spiders are better, than this. even tho its my worst fear..

[@bubblegumdumdum2801]

AwkwardlyShy Potato Same

[@theawakeningofjohnnynewsom9072]

GAH I HATE LEECHES ALSO

[@akosiangelo2340]

NAPAKAGALING NG CAMERAMAN WALANG TAKOT

[@Frankovelli]

TMW you making a pointless 2 inch cut on a dead fish counts as a "Dissection"

[@LiliaSammer78]

0:37 the blueprint for the little monster worm in Dreamcatcher !!!!

[@OscarBoix]

I was like oh it has a tongue and then the girls starts to cut it in half and wtf

[@a.u.m.4489]

YES

[@Wr-v1]

when did ridley scot see this 😂

[@xivix6710]

1:01 did not expect that !!

[@hitmanharvey]

I'd rather see the fish the that hemale

[@shawnkan7157]

The sound it made when they cut into the mouth though....

[@asukaluvr]

Why is this in my recommended

[@landertzymamahalinkahabang7971]

Click three dots
Click quality 360 tap it
Change into 720p

[@uselesssonaofabitch]

the other person, is he a man or a woman, I'm confused

[@fortitudo1409]

how dare do you assume the other person's gender????

[@timothys3817]

Dude, that wild

[@AaronBinaday]

I thought it was a boy in the beggining till she starts speaking in a higher tone

[@gauravbhogle5277]

Lypah नलनलड

[@ViktorjaevelN]

You are not the only one!

[@hootle3745]

Now this is epic.

[@daniel-oh3xh]

why don’t they have gloves🤮

[@chethansvlog]

great. thanks for the creepy fish information

[@cringus8519]

big nose

[@ChowMeinChowdown]

i think she's a proto-male. masculine facial features for the most part, but can't quite ejaculate sperm just yet

[@forklift8362]

Cringus pickle body ;)

[@MultiSlawa]

long like a garden hose

[@theawakeningofjohnnynewsom9072]

S U C C O N O S E

[@ekopujisantoso1904]

Nice doctor

[@odd-eyesdragoon]

The very beginning of the fish lineage, you say?

[@ruivasconcelos.aka.VanHotts]

you should come to fish in portugal we have those in fresh water rivers and it a delicacy here we have a few dishes with them you should come here and see they are much bigger come and i will show you

[@cakeboi2315]

my fave show

[@galatian5]

It's actually like one of those reapers from Blade 2.

[@snaidman-8450]

Woah wicked

[@user-jn7bq8wh1e]

Hmm...the inspiration behind Alien and their types is getting clear now 😅

[@DM-hq9gs]

So that's how the inspiration for the vampires mouths in blade 2

[@liamdams2985]

Noone:
This guy: Eevolution

[@cringebutyee1326]

Liam Dams Actually, you insensitive little american, all english people pronounce evolution like that, so it's not 'noone'

[@liamdams2985]

@@cringebutyee1326 actually, you oversensitive brit, I'm not American, so it's not only Americans that criticise your pronounciations

[@bepponen]

allright then!

[@KyaniMosaic_Crone]

The Lamprey, proof that British Royals will consider anything weird a delicacy. Their return to the country is celebrated & they actually imported 2 from Canada for the Queen's Jubilee

[@whereDoCarrotsComeFrom]

Would. Next question

[@clamchance2404]

Lmao i thought thumbnail was pickle

[@omariojasons813]

Woooow that's actually real.

[@halfasleep7331]

Her nose tho 😂😂😂

[@luciuswalker8578]

Shalltear's nickname makes a lot of sense now.

[@NextFuckingLevel]

You really have to take a taste from this alien, and believe me two plates not enough

[@zachwebb6879]

There native to the river were i am from there mostly harmless but may try to latch on to you i ve had a few encounters while diving i just push it away with my spear a few times then lot interest in me

[@lxMaDnEsSxl]

that gooey sound while cutting . . .

[@wretchegg]

Spoopy

[@kaspasuudiem]

They are a little on the crunchy side and quite smelly when cooked.

[@selT02]

Lmao

[@kaspasuudiem]

@@selT02 It's actually a delicacy in Latvia

[@selT02]

@@kaspasuudiem lol

[@pooooopppyyyyfarttt]

BAHAHA

[@DaxCorsiar]

Time to move to Mars.

[@gus_mcg]

Lamprey are eels tho. I use them for pike bait they are quality