It is a long time but people can do it! In the Netherlands there's this olympic swimmer, Maarten van der Weijden, who swims the canals between towns nearly uninterrupted (For 200km!) eating and drinking while swimming for several days in a row. He even naps in the water for rest haha. Humans are awesome
I've spent a whole afternoon in a pool. Maybe he's not swimming completely and just floating at times. The day I spent on the pool I did so clinging to the side. Every part in my body was in pain and I couldn't barely move, let alone find a position to sleep.
They cut the part out about the carpenter who gets free reign because he was asking too many questions... The look on Kramer's face when he sees the new set up, thinks he's in the wrong apartment, and then jumps when he sees Jerry 😂😂😂
They say it is but I wouldn't trust it. Like 8 years ago the east river was still the 32nd most polluted river in the world. I wouldn't trust any of them.
I wouldn't even swim in most rivers without the appropriate protective equipment unless it's been chlorinated or filtered. Brain eating amoeba is an actual thing and it's incredibly deadly even if the river it's self looks relatively clear.
Why does the title refer to "Eastern" River? It doesn't exist in NYC... it's called the "East" River and is referenced many times by that name in the video.
*The Pool or the Puzzle Room* “Standing by the Pool” Media is not difficult to comprehend. It is about everyone having a better time than you. Or, it’s about Greek tragedies. It’s about staying out of the pool. I’m down! Yeah. I’m down. You’re going to do the whole puzzle? Sure. I’m already at CIA badge, man. “Hey! Homer! You’re falling!” I just heard a report! Shhhhccchhh. Go! Ravens. Actually, I root for the Steelers. See ya! Hey. Don’t you have the longest fingernails in the world? I’m looking up Medieval horse harnesses.
*Waitin' in Line* All of those who aren't engineerin' or heirs, are just waitin' to die (from legionnaires). Instead, we are witchin' the engineer's proofs. We're well beyond physics and religion. Poof! --Merguile
*This was aired in 1997, 25 years ago.* I don't care about Joe but I hate Seinfeld's fans with no sense of time and space, anachronism should be a iIIness.
1:59 “well floating, they weren’t moving much..but they were out there” 🤣🤣
And that's the important thing.
I lost it 😂
😂😂 "Hey dad! I see a man swimming." The dad: "It's probably just a dead body...you see son "...😂😂😂
I love that it’s never questioned that he swims for 4 hours. Now I’m no swimmer but 4 hours seems like an unbelievable amount of time.
It is a long time but people can do it! In the Netherlands there's this olympic swimmer, Maarten van der Weijden, who swims the canals between towns nearly uninterrupted (For 200km!) eating and drinking while swimming for several days in a row. He even naps in the water for rest haha. Humans are awesome
Means he had fun swimming and floating
I've spent a whole afternoon in a pool.
Maybe he's not swimming completely and just floating at times.
The day I spent on the pool I did so clinging to the side.
Every part in my body was in pain and I couldn't barely move, let alone find a position to sleep.
It's established In other episodes that Kramer is a good athlete
I love swimming and I’d definitely do it for four hours if it made me taller.
The way he dived in "GIDDY UP!"
Yeah, I love how Kramer dives in kinda sideways @3:55
"A roll in the supportive hay" 🤣🤣🤣
I love how Kramer always states "They were out there" he makes everything sound so incredibly epic. They really were out there. They really were.
Kramer had good endings in his dialogue! Just in this breif clip.. there were several clever good quips. So funny!
Kramer had good endings in his dialogue! Just in this breif clip.. there were several clever good quips. So funny!
That dad always gave me real Phil Hartman vibes
A Flabby Arm Spanking Machine😂😂😂
The East River 🌊
That's the most heartwarming father/son talk scene I've ever seen.
Best Father and Son moment 🫶🏼👍🏼
typical east side bonding moment lolol
It's a miracle that Kramer didn't get all of the diseases after swimming in the East River
What makes you think he didn't
Dr. Van Nosetrum is immune from such things.
There is clear evidence of neurological issue.
I almost died from a river disease I got from the Potomac
@@wellsborie6897 what happened
"flabby arm spanking machines" lol too funny
Kramer swimming in the east river, hilarious 😆😆😆🎉🎉🎉
I never noticed that Kramer asks for the ast name like he's going to lead into another plot thread of knowing the guy, but no, just "that's right"
Hal, uhh..LANgerhanz!
What was that exactly? 😂😂😂
4:30 Kramer and her bro love 💕 it
I love the fact everyone just comes in Jerry's apartment and take anything they want from the refrigerator
"East River." Next Kramer will be going to the Bronxxxxsss. 😀
"four hours in this chop and I'm a full inch taller"
Kramer spends four hours of his day in the damn river lmao
Not like he has anything better to do
@@rincwind666 He also has no concept of time.
What does he mean by 'chop'? Never heard that term used like this before.
@@mobus1603 'Chop' is referring to the waves of a large mass of water, usually caused by large winds blowing.
Def a Top 10 episode!
"Over there, that's Brooklyn. That's where Spike Lee lives!"
Amazing how Kramer could do anything he set his mind to, and yet managed to do nothing at all
Guess that's what the shows about 😆
Sounds an awful lot like a certain song written by Roger Miller. 😜
Kramerica industries
@@Skeletorr24whatdelay industries?😉
The common man.
Elaine and her kicks 😂
The not so little kicks
now that's an entrepreneur thinking right there!
Kramerica
Kitzmiller is a great name.
Better than Todd Gak.
I may be out in the joke, because I heard a completely different name.
For Kramer, everything is allowed 😂😂😂😂😂
Elaine paddles so cute i love how they always run into each other
Luv luv luv Kramer,best laughs😂😂😂😂
Seeee. He knows. He gets me.
The Y needs him. We need him ❤ Always
Eastern River
Kramerica swimming coaching institute could be opened by Kramer😂😂😂
Man, I’m on the wrong floor again
Kramer: " What's that guys' last name again?"
Elaine: "Kitzmiller"
Kramer: "Oh,that's right"
🤣
4:18 🤣
They cut the part out about the carpenter who gets free reign because he was asking too many questions... The look on Kramer's face when he sees the new set up, thinks he's in the wrong apartment, and then jumps when he sees Jerry 😂😂😂
That's a different subplot
@@shonda79able true!
"It's like I was swimming through a flabby-armed spanking machine."
"Then diving class started! Well, THAT GOT A LITTLE MESSY!" ROFL
Swimming 🏊♀️ in a lake 😅
River but yes.
Actually not even a real river, just part of the ocean that's got a big important island in it
Easterner River.
❤ it's gold baby❤
Best show ever 🤣.
OMG - IT’S NOT THE “EASTERN” RIVER! Who wrote this title? 🤦♂️
Furio
Kitsmeller?!
4:10 is the moment I keep coming back for :
4:10 hilarious
Kreamer Kreamer 😅😅😅😅
That Kramer!
"Then diving class started. Well, that got a little messy."
Where the Father and Son were standing is a Restaurant I was at in that Storm on Friday. The ViewFinders are gone tho.
I heard its actually safe to swim the hudson river now.
They say it is but I wouldn't trust it. Like 8 years ago the east river was still the 32nd most polluted river in the world. I wouldn't trust any of them.
East river is not a river
@@soakupthesunman I guess you rite
I wouldn't even swim in most rivers without the appropriate protective equipment unless it's been chlorinated or filtered. Brain eating amoeba is an actual thing and it's incredibly deadly even if the river it's self looks relatively clear.
@@DarkZerol
You must live in a constant state of fear.
Good idea, stinks pretty bad though 😂
"That's where Spike Lee lives!" 😀
People actually do go swimming I. The east river in NYC. No joke I actually swam in the east river last summer
My bed sprung a leak.
You have a water bed?
Sand.... it's like sleeping on the beach.
Just hilarious
Kitzmiller looks like he could be Tobey Maguire's Dad...
Only in Cosmo Kramer's life
He has to hurry before Ferry traffic
Why does the title refer to "Eastern" River? It doesn't exist in NYC... it's called the "East" River and is referenced many times by that name in the video.
Yeah big typo
I can attest the Elizabeth river in Norfolk is pretty polluted to this day
4 hours in the east river probably means Kramer is immune to all poisons, or will die of a completely unknown form of cancer
Not "Eastern" river - "East" river.
pedantics
Hah! Only people from Brooklyn, where Spike Lee lives, call it the "Eastern" River.
It's the East River, not the Eastern River.
Seine
What kind of last name is Kidsmeller?
The kind of name they wouldn't get away with today?
A presidential one
a catholic one
Kitzmiller
East River
How do I put this you been in her bed that's right 😭😭
C’mon Cosmo Kramer used to swim in the east river!
The East River (not "Eastern")
Kramer swims in the EASTERN River ?
Imagine sending a $2000+ mattress to a woman with whom you have had a single date. Yes, he wants a roll in the supportive hay.
Don’t they usually has lanes cordoned off in public pools so people can just swim back and forth without bumping into others.
Pretty sure that kid's in the Amanda Show
It's the East River not the Eastern River.
He put his nasty shoes on the couch.
Its the EAST River.
...
Langerhans.
Kitzmiller.
I'm coming home mwr lol
The fact that the factories dumb polution to newyork water , the fish are large and not to be eaten. Makes it humor.
Uh, yeah. I guess.
EAST* River
Why didnt kramer just tell elaines boyfriend that she gave him the mattress untill she learned it was a custom matress.
IT'S "EAST RIVER" NOT "EASTERN RIVER"
East.. it's the East River. Not Eastern.
"The Eastern River"??? Umm, no, it's the "East River". OMG.
Which is the way that Kramer correctly says it.
Who produces this site??
Kramer smells like east river
It stinks, it stinks bad, it stinks real bad.
*The Pool or the Puzzle Room* “Standing by the Pool”
Media is not difficult to comprehend. It is about everyone having a better time than you. Or, it’s about Greek tragedies. It’s about staying out of the pool. I’m down! Yeah. I’m down. You’re going to do the whole puzzle? Sure. I’m already at CIA badge, man. “Hey! Homer! You’re falling!” I just heard a report! Shhhhccchhh. Go! Ravens. Actually, I root for the Steelers. See ya! Hey. Don’t you have the longest fingernails in the world? I’m looking up Medieval horse harnesses.
This episode makes me wish they had shown Elaine in a bikini
Thankfully east river has gotten more cleaner now with new laws and regulations and NY people have done a good job reducing water pollution.
It’s still absolutely awful
@@bloodwrage oh 😮
There's no food in those cabinets for Kramer to mooch and munch?
That's definitely a divorced Dad.
How do you know?
Kramer does not have any children in the show. Nor do Jerry or George, or this one-off boyfriend of Elaine's
@@nthgthThe dad using the Viewfinder with his son in the scene, genius...
@@IfyernotawakeyetThrew the wife in the river.
The guys Elaine is seeing is, " kidsmeller". Aka joe biden
1:26 offensive comment
"laps." Lol. A straight line is not a lap.
What do you call swimming from one end of the pool to the other and then back again? That's a lap.
They all had to swim within a foot of each other… smh. The writing got lazy in the later years.
*Waitin' in Line*
All of those who aren't engineerin' or heirs,
are just waitin' to die (from legionnaires).
Instead, we are witchin' the engineer's proofs.
We're well beyond physics and religion. Poof!
--Merguile
I kept thinking Kramer was going to make a Biden joke, about Kidsniffer.
Trump's a crook. Get over it.
*This was aired in 1997, 25 years ago.* I don't care about Joe but I hate Seinfeld's fans with no sense of time and space, anachronism should be a iIIness.
Still funny but this is around the time the show started to get dumb.
The writers apologize, m'lard...
It was okay
Kramer🤣💯👍