Mr. Sandman, Man Me A Sand (Full parody)

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 มี.ค. 2020
  • Edit: Thank you for one million views! Sand doesn’t feel like a word to me anymore.
    Because you asked, and kept asking, and never stopped asking, here is the full version of Mr. Sandman, Man Me A Sand! This is a parody of the song "Mr. Sandman" by the Chordettes.
    Main vocals - Teza Belmond (Me!)
    "Sand?" Vocal - Mr. Sandman
    Manborghini manufacturer - Sara
    Credit to redpyros and thesylverlining for the original mixed up lyrics. Full lyrics written by Knave of Dogs in the comments section of the original video! I have nothing more to say for myself. B)
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  • @TezasTunes
    @TezasTunes  ปีที่แล้ว +5777

    Yet another edit: Someone popular gave me some kind of shout out, which means an influx of people! Hi there, and hope you all have a nice day! :D
    Edit: People ask me a lot why this isn't on Spotify or any streaming services, so I'm finally gonna try and explain: It's because parody covers generally aren't covered by distributors like DistroKid and require something called a sync license to be published on streaming services! Sync licenses do cost money, unfortunately, and as I don't make any money off of my YT channel (and don't intend to!) I would kinda just be losing money if I were to buy one--BUT, there are even further complications than just that!
    You see, this song's sync license owner has changed hands multiple times since I first uploaded this cover years ago, and in all those changes, it has frequently jumped between it being impossible to find, or it being impossible to contact the sync license owner to see if I COULD get a sync license. But lastly, and most importantly: I'm worried that if I DID contact the license holder and ask for a license, and they said no, that I'd potentially have to take this video down, or have it forcibly taken down by the current license owner. I'm currently in a safe gray area since this IS explicitly a parody cover, I am making no money off of it, and they get any ad revenue that comes from the ads TH-cam puts on the video but otherwise have no involvement with me. Maybe it's a little vain of me, but I do feel pretty proud of having a video with over 3 million views, and I would hate to lose that!
    I'm not exactly legally experienced or anything, so it's entirely possible that I have some details of this process wrong, but these are the hurdles as I understand them! If I ever DID manage to get it on streaming services like Spotify, it really wouldn't be for the money, but just for the happiness of everyone who's ever asked me to put it up there! And I'd probably just donate whatever I got in sales to charity, haha. For now though, it is what it is!
    original post: sorry I can't cover the original version, I have too much sand in my mouth

    • @renkothebird
      @renkothebird ปีที่แล้ว +152

      why was this pinned so recently

    • @TezasTunes
      @TezasTunes  ปีที่แล้ว +799

      @@renkothebird cuz i had too much sand on my hands to pin it before this

    • @Ryuu28_voidgames
      @Ryuu28_voidgames ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Sand moment

    • @Ryuu28_voidgames
      @Ryuu28_voidgames ปีที่แล้ว +158

      @@TezasTunes understandable reason

    • @GrimAxew
      @GrimAxew ปีที่แล้ว +138

      if sand didn't want to be eaten, it wouldn't be so tasty

  • @mirandamcdowell879
    @mirandamcdowell879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4040

    My skin is clear, my crops are watered, the world is good again

  • @fuschiafox501
    @fuschiafox501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8356

    So this is what a stroke sounds like.

    • @imperialwarhawk123abc5
      @imperialwarhawk123abc5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      My boy... This sand is what all sandy men strive to sand

    • @goldstarburst1984
      @goldstarburst1984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      S A N D M A N

    • @onionhat9141
      @onionhat9141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Nah fam listen to Siri having a stroke

    • @darkplague1654
      @darkplague1654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Pretty much

    • @kraykee
      @kraykee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Best stroke you'll ever have

  • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
    @TheSmart-CasualGamer ปีที่แล้ว +6091

    I'm sorry, but that "Sand?" replacing the "Yes?" is absolute genius and nothing else in the song competes.

    • @kidamaroo
      @kidamaroo 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +127

      I sang this once where instead of “sand?” I sang “oui?”

    • @onthepalehorse
      @onthepalehorse 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

      Sandliacci and Manborgini come close

    • @Dannnneh
      @Dannnneh 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Absolute genius? Seems pretty obvious to do.

    • @giaxo1739
      @giaxo1739 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      It fucking kills me every time I hear it.

    • @megapussi
      @megapussi 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@Dannnnehwow bro ur so smart everyone here is in awe

  • @insanedairyfarmer
    @insanedairyfarmer ปีที่แล้ว +5379

    I once had a cat I'd named Mr. Showboat, and I'd sing to him "Mr Showboat, show me a boat", and then I'd remember this and laugh. Well done.

    • @owl-on-a-skateboard
      @owl-on-a-skateboard ปีที่แล้ว +43

      How touching 😊❤

    • @Morec0
      @Morec0 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      Make it a wood boat that's likely to float
      Make it boat that I can go showing
      And be wooden even when it's snowing

    • @darkmoonthedirewolf9231
      @darkmoonthedirewolf9231 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Is it a good boat to show?

    • @insanedairyfarmer
      @insanedairyfarmer ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@darkmoonthedirewolf9231 he was the best boat.

    • @darkmoonthedirewolf9231
      @darkmoonthedirewolf9231 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@insanedairyfarmer with the name of Mr. Showboat, he's definitely da best boat

  • @slugintub2642
    @slugintub2642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8990

    The “saaaaand?” Kills me every. Time.

    • @crazyc6528
      @crazyc6528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      I’ve been crushed by sand many-a-time in Minecraft. Kills me every time.

    • @magus3872
      @magus3872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      So he turned himself into sand and he calls himself "Sandman", funniest shit I've ever seen.

    • @Dat_Ashe_Cos
      @Dat_Ashe_Cos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same

    • @ljkij1957
      @ljkij1957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same

    • @eneedham789
      @eneedham789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I wasn’t expecting that and SPLUTTERED when I heard it

  • @blasterisk
    @blasterisk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5735

    I want this to be the only digital evidence of our existence

    • @newengland707
      @newengland707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      Ive made my peace with that, It's what we deserve.

    • @chrisbolland5634
      @chrisbolland5634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      as humans

    • @ejpool4104
      @ejpool4104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Lmao this is the only video we need the aliens to see, if they can't handle us at this, they prolly shouldn't come

    • @marslikes_stars
      @marslikes_stars 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      No it has to be Body rolls tight pants...just think about it...

    • @scoutintime
      @scoutintime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      3 words to disprove that: Charlie The Unicorn.

  • @Sairuken
    @Sairuken ปีที่แล้ว +2762

    0:43 The fact that you can hear some of them say "man me a sands" instead of "sand me a man" is such a perfect extra touch.

    • @vanguardbreaker8826
      @vanguardbreaker8826 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      mr manman, man me a man

    • @skulves9677
      @skulves9677 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@vanguardbreaker8826man him the man that has ever man

  • @gemcorker3982
    @gemcorker3982 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1006

    This is a fine example of my favourite musical genre: high tier, high effort shitposts. Amazing work, this brings me so much joy knowing you are both incredibly skilled and committed to using that skill in very strange ways

    • @TezasTunes
      @TezasTunes  8 หลายเดือนก่อน +145

      Thank you so much! :D Hehe, yes, that's my favorite kind too--it delights me to put "too much" effort into any silly audio things I make, because I genuinely just love doing it and like to make things that make me laugh! I'm glad they resonate >w

    • @Kyrbi0
      @Kyrbi0 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @gemcorker3982 Do you have a playlist somewhere?

    • @TezasTunes
      @TezasTunes  6 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      @@Kyrbi0 I do indeed! Here you go :D
      th-cam.com/play/PLAbO2UIrlZGw8jPUz8J69qp5Z9nqBadGm.html&si=HsckZmvHVLjaB7AH

    • @LettuceGayming
      @LettuceGayming 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Ikr? This is up there with The Chalkeaters in terms of high effort shitpost music

    • @tcp3059
      @tcp3059 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Although it begs the question: Can it truly be a shitpost if it's this high-effort? I'd almost think this belongs more in the 'well-made fever dream'-post category.

  • @Clarisonus
    @Clarisonus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9687

    Teacher: “The test isn’t that confusing.”
    *The Test:*

    • @waffoo101thedankest5
      @waffoo101thedankest5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Who are you and why are you in my comments

    • @heatherzipperer3200
      @heatherzipperer3200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      BAHAHAHAH

    • @Veethinc
      @Veethinc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      The smart kid: 𝗶𝘁𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱

    • @Drogon7102
      @Drogon7102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      What are these tests and teachers you speak of? Those haven't existed for 4 months

    • @hehe8138
      @hehe8138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bot

  • @ianlinn596
    @ianlinn596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14865

    When your character has 10 charisma and 1 intelligence.

    • @gamemations5066
      @gamemations5066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      this

    • @meka2347
      @meka2347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      Ian Linn the charisma is still kinda low lol

    • @Lucas-Nunes
      @Lucas-Nunes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      @@meka2347 i think he mean fallout like skills,or any RPG that has skills like that
      Lol

    • @glazedsteel6321
      @glazedsteel6321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +294

      So for dnd it is like a 18 charisma and a 1 intelegence

    • @dtczyk8976
      @dtczyk8976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      1 in int is like almost plant level.

  • @KeevaTheFirstRival
    @KeevaTheFirstRival 2 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    This often, as the kids say, lives rent-free in my head. I love it.

  • @TheAkwarium
    @TheAkwarium ปีที่แล้ว +156

    since Netflix launched their new show "Sandman" this song is relevant at the moment

    • @TezasTunes
      @TezasTunes  ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Yahoo! Thanks Neil Gaiman!

    • @thatcottagecorewitch5910
      @thatcottagecorewitch5910 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Literally came back to find this again because my partner was talking about the show with his dad 🤣

  • @rainisreallyprettycool123
    @rainisreallyprettycool123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2677

    Singing the actual lyrics over this feels like in chorus when no one knows what the heck is going on and trying desperately to remember the lyrics.

    • @Ash_W04
      @Ash_W04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Wdym "Actual lyrics"? Last time I checked, this was the real version

    • @axew3127
      @axew3127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The 3 Feet yes

    • @lemonsmug
      @lemonsmug 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The best way to do it sometimes just sing along with this version
      like: Sandman, I'm so alone. Don't got nobody to call my own. Please turn on your sandy hands, Mr Sandman, sand me a man!

  • @detective8205
    @detective8205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1897

    Me trying to find a song that is stuck in my head.
    My google history:

    • @NotUrProfile
      @NotUrProfile 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      underrated comment

    • @Hi-ey5zt
      @Hi-ey5zt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How does this only have 200 likes

    • @fhdang8978
      @fhdang8978 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sye

    • @Leopurrdheart
      @Leopurrdheart 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd like but tis at 666 rn :/

  • @InedibleMuffin
    @InedibleMuffin ปีที่แล้ว +350

    I was legitimately enjoying the bop, but the "Sand~?" at 1:39 caught me so off guard. It always does. I love this

    • @Hyblup
      @Hyblup หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Tbh I always expect it to be more frequent

  • @tafua_a
    @tafua_a 2 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    What really gets me is that every time in the chorus, some of you sing "Mr. Sandman, sand me a man" and others "Mr. Sandman, man me a sand"

    • @tafua_a
      @tafua_a 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Also:
      SAND WITH ONE HAND OPEN!
      SANDING YOUR HANDSES TIGHT!
      wait, wrong sand

    • @charliekahn4205
      @charliekahn4205 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@tafua_a EEEEEXXXXIIITTT SAND!
      EEEEENNNNTERRRR MAAAAN!

    • @tafua_a
      @tafua_a ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@charliekahn4205 TAAAAKE MY SAAAAAND
      WE'RE SANDING HANDYNANDY HAAAANDS-UH!

    • @Splashbackl
      @Splashbackl 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      it honestly makes sense as a lyric tbh

  • @jellyfishyy
    @jellyfishyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12941

    she really said “i am going to use my angelic voice for m e m e s”

    • @namelessbeing9788
      @namelessbeing9788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +331

      And I’m not going to argue with that

    • @whippethacreem7299
      @whippethacreem7299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      I will not argue.
      This is art.

    • @haoqw
      @haoqw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Not complaining though

    • @CamaradaMort
      @CamaradaMort 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      @@whippethacreem7299 i love how gen z is transforming memes into high quality art

    • @jellyfishyy
      @jellyfishyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      damn sis this is my most liked comment ever

  • @clairavoyant1212
    @clairavoyant1212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8640

    The "SAND~?" just KILLS me

    • @KairuHakubi
      @KairuHakubi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      I did that out loud at the exact same time, i just fuckin knew it had to be there.

    • @cernolgluestick5561
      @cernolgluestick5561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      I didn’t know what you meant until I heard it. Now it’s obvious XD

    • @ecliptic_equinox
      @ecliptic_equinox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      IT’S BEAUTIFUL

    • @sarahswitchblade259
      @sarahswitchblade259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      FUCK It’s so GOOD

    • @ProdigyGamers
      @ProdigyGamers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      _Sand~?_

  • @KWBR1123
    @KWBR1123 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    This song is maddening, it feels somewhat comprehensible, like if I really tried I could figure out it’s meaning . But it’s actually entirely nonsense.
    I love it

  • @zachthrasher9380
    @zachthrasher9380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1527

    POV: You Are Having a Stroke During Karaoke Night (ASMR)

    • @Jesus-christ05
      @Jesus-christ05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      El Blanco i want to like it but it has 420 likes

    • @JEM_Tank
      @JEM_Tank 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Jesus-christ05 I unliked after i noticed your comment

    • @j5803
      @j5803 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAOOOOOO

    • @fatherlupin8433
      @fatherlupin8433 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is a blessed comment

  • @exudeku
    @exudeku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22353

    when you really forget your lyrics but the recording just started

    • @Pablo360able
      @Pablo360able 4 ปีที่แล้ว +761

      fun fact: that's how scatting was invented

    • @colinbrash
      @colinbrash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +590

      Little known additional fact: that’s also how sanding was invented

    • @trystantiffany8854
      @trystantiffany8854 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Ha!

    • @6stringstorulethemall967
      @6stringstorulethemall967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Louis Armstrong did exactly that and scatted instead of singing the wrong lyrics

    • @ghlow6346
      @ghlow6346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Pablo360able scatting is shitting

  • @vinzo0913
    @vinzo0913 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    My new headcanon for Star Wars is that this song drove Anakin to the dark side

    • @theperiidot
      @theperiidot 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Real

  • @tnichols8273
    @tnichols8273 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    The fact that sometimes it goes "Sand me a man" or "Man me a sand" at the end of phases is so confusing that you can hear one of the vocal parts mess it up. Nice touch. I relate to that so much.

  • @labrat_goyle
    @labrat_goyle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4696

    Imagine being someone who’s just trying to learn English.
    Edit: if you are I’m sorry you came across this video

    • @lxos
      @lxos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      I don't have to imagine

    • @fennex7575
      @fennex7575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      Being a 14 italian(now 15), when I heard this in back to the future when I was 7 i though it said it's December, not mr. Sandman

    • @RoxOn413
      @RoxOn413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      That is exactly what it felt like at the start lmao

    • @asher4733
      @asher4733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @_Volpei _ sounds like something I would do lol

    • @bellidragon540
      @bellidragon540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I do, and I‘m confused as fuck.

  • @ZaGorudan
    @ZaGorudan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23071

    When you kinda remember the melody of a song but only know a sentence's worth of lyrics.

    • @chubsieee
      @chubsieee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +548

      This is scarily accurate

    • @luxuriousllama3140
      @luxuriousllama3140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      thats the point

    • @LucaTheStar
      @LucaTheStar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I know this is unrelated but I love your profile picture.

    • @papayadoodlez9994
      @papayadoodlez9994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yup

    • @roguesheep3083
      @roguesheep3083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Like me on new years eve! "Should auld acquaintence be forgot" and then just make shit up til the chorus.

  • @humantoon
    @humantoon ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Despite laughing at the meme I can’t help but enjoy how gorgeous your voice is!!! It’s so smooth and soft and perfect for barbershop quartet styled music- I honestly would love to hear an actual cover of the song lol

    • @Regothelego
      @Regothelego 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      For reals her voice is angelic

  • @TrueAnonyman
    @TrueAnonyman 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    I'm delighted that the Tom-Scott-newsletter and Teza's-delightful-song-parodies universes have somehow collided!

    • @TezasTunes
      @TezasTunes  8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      To my own great shock and surprise!

  • @echadwick3916
    @echadwick3916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2481

    I absolutely lost it at "Mr. Sandman" "s a n d ?"

    • @SpairM
      @SpairM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      S
      A
      N
      D
      ~
      ?

    • @TheTomac
      @TheTomac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      This sandman has so much personality in that ONE word. you know EXACTLY what he is about. what a wonderful eldritch entity.

    • @jungsushi6447
      @jungsushi6447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      1:37

    • @ixlnxs
      @ixlnxs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Me sand! I'm still resanding from all the manning!

    • @TuffyTheRabbit
      @TuffyTheRabbit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      𝒮𝒶𝓃𝒹~?

  • @fang4223
    @fang4223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14982

    "hey, hey girls, are you alright?"
    "No, handses are manning a stroke. call a sandulance"

    • @mortifier6694
      @mortifier6694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1500

      The Bond's name, James name.
      "What?"
      Name's the James, name Bond.
      "Are you alright?"
      Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance

    • @alexandersarchives9615
      @alexandersarchives9615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      Oh god this is great

    • @Fawnfreckle
      @Fawnfreckle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      @@mortifier6694 oh shit I'm cackling

    • @jerryqueer
      @jerryqueer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@mortifier6694 I made it to 69 likes 0w0- xD

    • @Sage-ve3pl
      @Sage-ve3pl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@jerryqueer I ruined the 69 likes

  • @illegalcoding
    @illegalcoding 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    To be honest, it does make sense, this is absolutely something Tom would like.

  • @abeltrame0000
    @abeltrame0000 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The fact that I never actually heard the original song, and this is the only version I've ever known, makes me feel an unknown emotion

  • @savi7171
    @savi7171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3594

    "Give him the sand that I'm not a hander" could almost pass for a slang phrase from the 50s

    • @islilyyagirl
      @islilyyagirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      Savi give him the sand = tell him; a hander = a drug dealer

    • @RipRLeeErmey
      @RipRLeeErmey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I hate how correct you are

    • @GlaceonStudios
      @GlaceonStudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Sand~?

    • @highintlowwis6580
      @highintlowwis6580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I read that as it played

    • @khaizecore
      @khaizecore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Listen, Jake. You know how he called me a hander last week? Go sand him the news that im not a hander, and i will give you the sandses
      Hander - Drug Dealer
      Sand - Tell them
      Sandses - big amount of cash

  • @aquamarineharpseal8014
    @aquamarineharpseal8014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8575

    The lyrics are in COMIC SANDS.

  • @YaBoiDoi
    @YaBoiDoi ปีที่แล้ว +25

    2:04 Imagine how interesting of a power that would be those, being able to turn your hands into sand for a while and controlling it while also having to lose the power of having real hands for a while.

    • @MichaelJacksonsFavoriteChild
      @MichaelJacksonsFavoriteChild ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What use would that have though? It would definitely we interesting, but what if the wind blew your hands away?

    • @Yipper64
      @Yipper64 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      So like your hands are made of sand but they are still hand shaped or do your hands just kind of turn to dust and fall to the floor?

  • @ihavenonamestilldonthaveon8970
    @ihavenonamestilldonthaveon8970 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I need you all to sing the full thing normally, i legitimately think this is one of the most beautiful cool voices I've ever heard in my existence.

  • @claire-zm8cj
    @claire-zm8cj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5083

    My bard with 1 intelligence after rolling a nat 20 on a performance check:

    • @KraisonFrameworks
      @KraisonFrameworks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      It took me a minute to get what you were saying but that is brilliant

    • @diesockedeslebens6599
      @diesockedeslebens6599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Can't stop laughing

    • @bigwhite8049
      @bigwhite8049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      you're nuts

    • @Vegas242
      @Vegas242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      "Alright here's the lyric sheet, think you can sing it?"
      "Please, I'm the best bard around, even if I only kind of know what these letters mean"

    • @frostingorb2181
      @frostingorb2181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Wait, but 3 is the minimum.

  • @sirfishalot7569
    @sirfishalot7569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +958

    If you’re having a stroke it plays normally

    • @mysticrunic5013
      @mysticrunic5013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Oh I was wondering what type of changes were made

    • @biggerguy3092
      @biggerguy3092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ralofofriverwood6810 no that was just me sanding my hands in a woodwork workshop

    • @gmodderr
      @gmodderr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It also works if you are drunk enough

    • @tonkotsuramen8453
      @tonkotsuramen8453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      can confirm

    • @missria3739
      @missria3739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can confirm

  • @TheDarklingWolf
    @TheDarklingWolf ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This song has lived rent free in my head since the first moment I heard it.
    I am entirely ok with this fact, word salad has never sounded so lovely.

  • @goober_985
    @goober_985 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I was dead but this parody brought me back to life so I could do a little jig

  • @mindofmyown333
    @mindofmyown333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    Week 2 of Quarantine: New dialects begin emerging in parts of the US

  • @spadedonkey7917
    @spadedonkey7917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +806

    When you pulled an all-nighter and trying to act normal in school

    • @thelunaticcultist5157
      @thelunaticcultist5157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Please turn on your sandy hands...

    • @nohintshere
      @nohintshere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      "...and lots of sandy hands like manborghini!"
      "Rei, please stop, you've been singing this for 2 days straight. Get some sleep."

  • @TezasTunes
    @TezasTunes  ปีที่แล้ว +816

    Edit: Discord invites closed for now! We're at capacity atm.

    • @IvJo
      @IvJo ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I didn't expect to see a comment this recent on a 2 year old video lol

    • @TezasTunes
      @TezasTunes  ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @IvJo I reply to as many comments as I can, generally! Still around, still checkin' comments, and thought I'd drop my discord link since I neglected to when I first posted the vid. Also, just from a personal standpoint, I would feel kinda ungrateful and rude if I didn't say thank you to the people who send me kind words!

    • @Djaakie
      @Djaakie ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yooo, back in the algorithm again!!!!

    • @TezasTunes
      @TezasTunes  ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @DjaakieD Whaaaa It is?! LOL I don't know how, but I'm delighted!

    • @tetrik6499
      @tetrik6499 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TezasTunes Yep, straight on the front page!

  • @melontusk7358
    @melontusk7358 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    The way she glamourized her Sandman is actually a profound allergory for the Gilded era, the Golden age of the American dream. This song is a nostalgic revision of how our commodities like cars, hooks, and doors could help us pursue happiness, serving as a reminder of who we are, and how far we've come. Truly the pinnacle of human music that touches our hearts and souls.

    • @StarlightNkyra
      @StarlightNkyra 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Internet: Funny meme
      English teachers:
      Me:

  • @sabotagethefool
    @sabotagethefool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14983

    When you’ve had a stroke but the show must go on.

    • @heatherzipperer3200
      @heatherzipperer3200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      BAHAHAHA

    • @notshariii
      @notshariii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I ruined the 69 likes lmao

    • @CostcoComrade
      @CostcoComrade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Now its on its way to 420

    • @farawright2649
      @farawright2649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      That's almost an exact quote from my drama teacher
      "If you have a stroke wave at me, but keep singing, the show must go on"

    • @C00kii0
      @C00kii0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂

  • @nasrajse51
    @nasrajse51 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8710

    imagine future historians having to decipher our current language from this song

    • @UnfinishedCombStudios
      @UnfinishedCombStudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +424

      It seems people said good dreams by saying 'man me a sand'

    • @sl0thgames324
      @sl0thgames324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      MUHFUCKIN SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND

    • @FreddieHg37
      @FreddieHg37 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Rosandy car-door-stone

    • @dreysantillan
      @dreysantillan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Oh that would be hilarious lmao

    • @jtwolf1637
      @jtwolf1637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      How to make English even harder to understand

  • @SwiftyStardust
    @SwiftyStardust 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Thanks Tom

  • @CashOut3
    @CashOut3 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    got me out of deep thirsty bloodlust for coleslaw

    • @AltoRed_
      @AltoRed_ 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      How did this get a heart it's not even related to the video

    • @CashOut3
      @CashOut3 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@AltoRed_ this comment was meant to be on my alt account aswell lmao

  • @ZACHARYZAM
    @ZACHARYZAM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7522

    I've literally never been more excited

    • @ZACHARYZAM
      @ZACHARYZAM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      IT WAS EVEN BETTER THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE

    • @KairuHakubi
      @KairuHakubi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      you mean _exsanded_

    • @ethanblevins1116
      @ethanblevins1116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      .......excited *how*

    • @TezasTunes
      @TezasTunes  4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      Jaden Baker Mr. Sandman, duh

    • @nyx5668
      @nyx5668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@TezasTunes shshhshdhjdhdjshsjjs!!!! You can't expose him like that!

  • @COFFEEWSUGA
    @COFFEEWSUGA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2051

    the sandman going "Saaannd?" instead of "Yeees?" absolutely broke me

    • @adus2821
      @adus2821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      _Saaand~?_

    • @flatroadkill
      @flatroadkill 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      make him the cutest man car door hook hand

    • @hravandil9993
      @hravandil9993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hollow Jack grian

    • @ZoeBateman
      @ZoeBateman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I didn't know the original lyrics so I didn't know that bit was different until I saw this comment

    • @ryanbui2046
      @ryanbui2046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Grian, trying to sell to the hermits: um excuse me do you want some (ahem) SaAAAanNd?

  • @Sans-uk7lj
    @Sans-uk7lj ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This song speaks to me on a personal level.

    • @LeonineGoner
      @LeonineGoner ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LOL IT'S SANSMAN

    • @TwelveRats
      @TwelveRats ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@LeonineGoner Sans me a man

  • @Minnakht23
    @Minnakht23 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    did Tom Scott just give you a shoutout in his newsletter

  • @EnderIzzy124
    @EnderIzzy124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3902

    * *The Sandman is spasming on the floor.*
    * *He's drooling profusely, you're not sure he's conscious anymore.*
    * *You're hoping the man he sanded is a doctor.*

    • @frostywing8941
      @frostywing8941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +358

      * *The man he sanded is not a doctor.*
      * *However, the man does have a car door hook hand.*

    • @Spyrika
      @Spyrika 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Why can I hear this post?

    • @corbeaudejugement
      @corbeaudejugement 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      this reads like an undertale shitpost but feels like something i’d find on tumblr at 2 a.m.

    • @EnderIzzy124
      @EnderIzzy124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@corbeaudejugement That's because it is both things.

    • @user-bq5nw6cq5d
      @user-bq5nw6cq5d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Spyrika please go check on your grandpa please.

  • @Warhawk-kf9mx
    @Warhawk-kf9mx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6005

    This is what English sounds like to non-English speakers.

    • @VenusFlorent
      @VenusFlorent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Nope

    • @lordman5497
      @lordman5497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      @@_blank-_ Trust me, if you don't speak English it sounds completely different

    • @mangodelmal9753
      @mangodelmal9753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +280

      English being my second language I can confirm it pretty much sounds like this when you are just starting to learn.

    • @hectoristoomuch
      @hectoristoomuch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      can confirm,english was my 3rd language

    • @RoxOn413
      @RoxOn413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Correct

  • @kindklan8020
    @kindklan8020 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    never heard the original as far as i'm concerned this is the original

  • @ZaneIsHere
    @ZaneIsHere 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    already heard this once during its peak but started listening to it again after it was mentioned in tom scott's newsletter the other day LMAO

  • @minim-ms
    @minim-ms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22218

    It’s 2097 and I’m in a nursing home and all I can sing is this. The nurses think I have dementia, but the other residents *know*

    • @saphiralucifera2366
      @saphiralucifera2366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +774

      This comment cuts

    • @smithers8639
      @smithers8639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1205

      bold of you to assume the earth will live til 2097

    • @GogitoGTHD
      @GogitoGTHD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @@smithers8639 capper

    • @dooppooter
      @dooppooter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +338

      im from B.C. 1755 and this song is a hit

    • @soulpancakes
      @soulpancakes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      mini m&ms 108 by then 🙃but I’ll know

  • @e-jthompson6322
    @e-jthompson6322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    When you start having a stroke after the first couple words but the show must go on

    • @ghostboat_
      @ghostboat_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      its literally just frank iero (as in your pfp, frank with dogs makes me happy)

  • @keyboardkomments9152
    @keyboardkomments9152 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This is what five days in a morpheus pod does with you

    • @TezasTunes
      @TezasTunes  2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I misread this as Morbius and thought "Morb me a sand"

    • @unu9651
      @unu9651 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@TezasTunesSand him the morbest morb man

  • @TraeKryzer
    @TraeKryzer ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Honestly, these lyrics visualize a scene that makes *so* much so sense. It's just a wood worker sanding a wooden man! A puppet, or like Pinocchio.

  • @crackerbarrel1249
    @crackerbarrel1249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1345

    >be me
    >Sandliacci
    >hand sand band in green
    >Drive a 1960s Manborghini
    >Mfw:
    >Sand man car door hook hand

    • @bartholomewjenkins164
      @bartholomewjenkins164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      This is the most layers deep in internet humor I’ve been in a long time

    • @EternalDensity
      @EternalDensity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ikr

    • @skyblock9234
      @skyblock9234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      a true poet

    • @JeffrGeffr
      @JeffrGeffr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Odd way to describe that campfire story but ok

    • @aureavita8653
      @aureavita8653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      a true artist

  • @memegumin
    @memegumin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1864

    My one braincell remembering the materials for tomorrow's test

    • @feralpossum2089
      @feralpossum2089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      At least you got a braincell

    • @LamisonJamison
      @LamisonJamison 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@feralpossum2089 mom said its my turn on the braincell

    • @theshuman100
      @theshuman100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      sand

    • @youraunt
      @youraunt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theshuman100 _hand sand the man_

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean there’s 4 singers so that’s one talented braincell

  • @SuperiorBeing
    @SuperiorBeing ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When you're happy, you enjoy the music. When you're sad, you understand the lyrics.

  • @lindenhellcat
    @lindenhellcat ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Anakin Skywalker: I don’t like sand …. It’s coarse & rough & man car door hook hand

  • @Nougatbars
    @Nougatbars 4 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    Sandman:”...What the Hell am I being asked to do?”

    • @nutella_wewerehere
      @nutella_wewerehere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      *Man them a sand
      *Turn on his sandy hands
      *Man car door hook hand
      *Sand them a man
      *Give him two sands
      *Give him the sand that they’re not a hander
      *Tell him that his sands and mans are hander
      *hand sand band in green
      *Give him a sandy door like sandilacci
      *Give him lots of sandy hands like manborghini
      *hook door to sand
      Honestly, it’s really self-explanatory, and I don’t see how he’s missing the objectives here.

    • @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933
      @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Sand~?

    • @cowboymooman8776
      @cowboymooman8776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 honestly, if 4 girls came up to me and said "man me a sand" i would also say "sand?"

  • @kaytea42
    @kaytea42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3324

    My brother actually thinks these are the real lyrics to the song

    • @TezasTunes
      @TezasTunes  4 ปีที่แล้ว +268

      MineKen713 Okay that’s actually hilarious LMAO

    • @kaytea42
      @kaytea42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      Teza Belmond he knows what the tune is but not the lyrics

    • @spooktspeek
      @spooktspeek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      *keep it like that*

    • @trackmaniamatt_productions
      @trackmaniamatt_productions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Agreed.

    • @dorukayhanwastaken
      @dorukayhanwastaken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      These _are_ the real lyrics. Similarly, Bruno Mars actually jumps in the caac in That's What I Like.

  • @quinnobi42
    @quinnobi42 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Here from Tom Scott. Ironically, this isn't the first time I've come across this video or watched it.

  • @Lizamarie__
    @Lizamarie__ ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The most ear-pleasing stroke ever, beautiful work 🖤!!

    • @TezasTunes
      @TezasTunes  ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you so much!!

  • @erikw.s.5209
    @erikw.s.5209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4610

    "So how's Self Isolation going?"

    • @melonlord4889
      @melonlord4889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Quite good but my parents do not comply with the whole thing unfortunately and make me go out of my cave

    • @harg5544
      @harg5544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      speech good, ee hope

    • @aryn3608
      @aryn3608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I have gone on two anime marathons I am now starting a third. I think I need help

    • @iaintgonna3717
      @iaintgonna3717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      About this well lol

    • @Thisdudeisdrowning
      @Thisdudeisdrowning 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      We where supposed to self isolate?
      Iv'e been doing this since 2010.

  • @TheJackOfFools
    @TheJackOfFools 4 ปีที่แล้ว +721

    Having A Stroke: The Musical

    • @ericpagel826
      @ericpagel826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No, wait, this might be my favorite comment

    • @iamthinking2252_
      @iamthinking2252_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Receptive aphasia en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Receptive_aphasia

    • @ericpagel826
      @ericpagel826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@iamthinking2252_ cool. Almost as cool as the other 20 or so comment threads you spammed this in. Just post a main comment like everyone else and wait for people to reply

    • @michaelboydston313
      @michaelboydston313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Heehhehehehehahahahahahahah

  • @corndogbark5915
    @corndogbark5915 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This is utterly hilarious, but your singing is also super pretty :)

    • @TezasTunes
      @TezasTunes  ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thank you so much!

  • @DezAmmySel
    @DezAmmySel ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The fact that you didn't burst into a fit of giggles (this time) is almost as impressive as your voice! I still sing this a lot, and it's been in my faves for a while, but I just thought you should know that this is still loved. A lot. Like... Hella.

  • @ZACHARYZAM
    @ZACHARYZAM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9797

    It's like having a musical stroke
    Edit: Y'all BEST BE SUBBED TO TEZA

    • @isoniem
      @isoniem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +322

      A musical stroke of genius

    • @riverroulette792
      @riverroulette792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I read this while drinking some fucking sweet tea fuck thats gonna take weeks to get that feeling out of my nose

    • @leftlionlisa3483
      @leftlionlisa3483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Best way to go.
      Apart from dying laughing..

    • @kingdynam4315
      @kingdynam4315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i'm havong a stronk from watching this
      intentional misspelling

    • @hydrophobic9958
      @hydrophobic9958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes

  • @UntrainableWizard
    @UntrainableWizard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +736

    Starts - "God, this is going to be stupid"
    10 Seconds in - "This is literally just me when I can't think of lyrics."

  • @D_Vice88
    @D_Vice88 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    80's/90's stand-up comedians be like:
    "i see all these ladies saying how they cant sand a man"

  • @SarahZ
    @SarahZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8423

    i can't stop thinking about this

    • @TezasTunes
      @TezasTunes  3 ปีที่แล้ว +469

      Honestly, neither can I B)

    • @tffp_
      @tffp_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Teza Belmond It’s been playing in my head since March

    • @nicachepe
      @nicachepe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@TezasTunes BROFIST 😎 👊

    • @YumLemmingKebabs
      @YumLemmingKebabs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Something about Mr. Sandman with nonsense lyrics is just really special.

    • @mithrandirearendur1282
      @mithrandirearendur1282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Did not expect Sarah Zed to show up here...

  • @ZoeBateman
    @ZoeBateman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4641

    I too, am "coping well" with quarantine and am "not posting cries for help"

    • @npc6817
      @npc6817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      you good bro?

    • @ZoeBateman
      @ZoeBateman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      @@npc6817 no

    • @HikariNVA
      @HikariNVA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Just play some Xbox, Zoe! I play overwatch and entertain people by voice acting, so that makes me happy- oh. Your comment was a joke-

    • @zeyria
      @zeyria 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nice picrew. p.s. go r/traaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • @ImTheApexBoy
      @ImTheApexBoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Do you need Mr sandman to sand you a man sand?

  • @EclipseAtDusk
    @EclipseAtDusk 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Thank you for pointing me to this Tom Scott

  • @brynbest6796
    @brynbest6796 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    this has shown up in my recommended for at least a year and finally watching it, omg your voice is lovely and i’m thoroughly impressed, i love it

    • @TezasTunes
      @TezasTunes  7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Aw, thank you so much! And I feel you, I'm very familiar with TH-cam haunting my recommended with the same vid for months til I finally give in and watch it LOL. I'm glad if it was worth the click! :D

  • @shadowdroid776
    @shadowdroid776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2726

    My friend has sung this song like this for YEARS just to confuse everyone, and now that it's real it's terrifying to me.

    • @iainkilcar7463
      @iainkilcar7463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Shadowdroid776 wasit two years because two years ago this video was released th-cam.com/video/70M90PGJ_ms/w-d-xo.html

    • @theengine
      @theengine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      People were confused that he was singing this song at all...

    • @Ejiro__Kirishima
      @Ejiro__Kirishima 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Your friend sang man car door hook hand?

    • @shadowdroid776
      @shadowdroid776 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@iainkilcar7463 WOW this is a late reply, no I'm talking in 2012

    • @iainkilcar7463
      @iainkilcar7463 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@shadowdroid776 wow freaky

  • @mintchoco625
    @mintchoco625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    The fact that the lyrics are in comic sans somehow makes the presentation whole

    • @Hellknight101
      @Hellknight101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Comic sands

    • @damudkip1083
      @damudkip1083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      duhduhduhduhduhduhduhduhduhduhduhduhduhduhduhduhduhduh

  • @rexix
    @rexix ปีที่แล้ว +3

    as someone with adhd, this is what the original sounds like when i’m not listening

  • @DDuffy143
    @DDuffy143 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    When you really love a song, but don't quite know all the words yet.

  • @pizzaparker9283
    @pizzaparker9283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1691

    I'm gonna start playing this in the middle of regular music and when people queston pretend idk what they're talking about. I hear the original and see if people think they had a stroke

  • @marti-nz
    @marti-nz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2858

    When a non-english speaker tries to remember an english song

    • @RayVal53
      @RayVal53 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Bulgarian Idol- Ken Lee

    • @calcifer6142
      @calcifer6142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Blank please elaborate

    • @t0xicb1tch
      @t0xicb1tch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@calcifer6142 it feels like if your 8 year old self sung in simlish

    • @espacosideraljpg
      @espacosideraljpg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @Blank lol exactly. Now that i understand English, i laugh my ass off remembering how i used to sing songs in English when i wasn't able to speak it, it was some completely nonsense made up bullshit

    • @silvercandra4275
      @silvercandra4275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @Blank Oh my god yes. I remember not speaking a word english, but still trying to sing along and whenever I hear songs from back then I'm just like "Wait... that's what that is?" or "I SAID THAT IN FRONT OF MY DAD"

  • @enbyfrogz6766
    @enbyfrogz6766 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    the vocal studio i’m in just had a recital, and my girlfriend is in a jazz group that did sandman! i’m sending this to her and the director 💜

    • @TezasTunes
      @TezasTunes  หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That's awesome, congrats to your gf! And hehe, feel free to let me know what their reactions are :D

    • @enbyfrogz6766
      @enbyfrogz6766 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@TezasTunes they LOVE it!! it’s exactly my girlfriends humor, my older vocal teacher was a bit confused but still amused. wishing you the best 💜💜💜

    • @TezasTunes
      @TezasTunes  หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@enbyfrogz6766 Yayyy, I'm glad they liked it!! Yeah, it escaped my dad too, he didn't know what to make of it--seems like the consistent reaction for older folks 😆 Cheers, all the best to you as well!

  • @StygianEmperor
    @StygianEmperor ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Mr. Sandman!”
    _”Sand~?”_

  • @Guy-mc4hm
    @Guy-mc4hm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2346

    This sounds like a very complicated sand castle request.

    • @TezasTunes
      @TezasTunes  3 ปีที่แล้ว +348

      This is my favorite comment I’ve gotten on this in years

    • @Guy-mc4hm
      @Guy-mc4hm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@TezasTunes Always a pleasure to bring the occasional funny.

    • @vreschen939
      @vreschen939 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@TezasTunes There was another (now deleted, I think) comment from your original parody video, which garnered this very same reaction from you XD, but I can't quite recall it. I know this is odd, but do you remember said comment at all? I think you might've pinned it.

    • @TezasTunes
      @TezasTunes  2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@vreschen939 LOL oh my goodness, really? I don’t recall that at all, but it does sound like something I’d do! I suppose my sense of humor hasn’t changed x’D

    • @vreschen939
      @vreschen939 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@TezasTunes I don't know why, but for some reason, I keep thinking of it being "What a wonderful day to be deaf" or something like that XD

  • @JeremyFinch42
    @JeremyFinch42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6045

    I cannot man you sand. But, as a junior carpenter, I can sand you a man.

    • @TezasTunes
      @TezasTunes  3 ปีที่แล้ว +943

      Where do I sign up for one?!

    • @mikethegoo
      @mikethegoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      As the son of a carpenter, I can try to sand you a man

    • @danny8284
      @danny8284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      THIS IS GOLD OH MY GOD

    • @smt4090
      @smt4090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      @@danny8284 No this is sand

    • @thequeertelope7941
      @thequeertelope7941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Thanks Mr. Sandman

  • @DannyBeans
    @DannyBeans 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This feels like it should be part of an SCP.

    • @Yipper64
      @Yipper64 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "The SCP takes the form of an outdated cassette tape for 'Mr. Sandman' by Pat Ballard, but instead it is labeled 'Mr. Mansand by Bat Pallard'. Playing the tape has no obvious immediate effect, it appears to be silence. However any individual who has come into contact with the tape playing will from that point forward will hear songs with different lyrics from the original. Gibberish that matches the original lyrics. Those effected by this SCP can be cured by a level 5 amnesiac."
      Something like that.

  • @deptusmechanikus7362
    @deptusmechanikus7362 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You're laughing, but this has been my reality working the sandblaster for the last sand years

  • @bearchiefchad
    @bearchiefchad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3781

    I don't like sand hands. They're coarse and gritty and get everywhere

  • @ziwuri
    @ziwuri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +640

    Me: "This quarantine is absolutely fine"
    *Also me:*

    • @mariotuber2866
      @mariotuber2866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You're doing better than ever!

  • @gabrielquist6120
    @gabrielquist6120 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You know you're in trouble when this is what you're hearing, and it's not just stuck in your head.

  • @EldritchCow
    @EldritchCow 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    The fact I know this version more then the original is embarrassing

  • @bodemolnar8195
    @bodemolnar8195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    Ah, what the cutest man needs to be: -nice, curly hair, nice eyes, deep voice- *car door hook hand*

  • @lenzi5119
    @lenzi5119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2404

    This ladies and gentlemen is why Anakin turned to the darkside.

    • @Link9058
      @Link9058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Zeus I hate you.

    • @arturzinurov4781
      @arturzinurov4781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Zeus sand really does get everywhere even in the song lyrics

    • @Shawnmiller1903
      @Shawnmiller1903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Artur Zinurov it just gets everywhere

    • @jonathanjoestarwithpluck4930
      @jonathanjoestarwithpluck4930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You were my brother Link9058, I loved you!

    • @killianjerrr2176
      @killianjerrr2176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I won't lie, it took me a minute to remember what meme that was Zeus

  • @megadog9305
    @megadog9305 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love that at 1:24 it sounds like one of the girls says the line the wrong way round.

  • @robxholicfoxyfan8552
    @robxholicfoxyfan8552 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Having remembered this song and the funny botched English scary story, and had seen this parody a while back only for it to come back to light today, I have to say this still leaves me in stitches and makes my day.

  • @ConnorTheCloutgod
    @ConnorTheCloutgod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1920

    “when you have 10 charisma but 1 intelligence”

    • @K_i_t_t_y84
      @K_i_t_t_y84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Courier 6

    • @aansherina4536
      @aansherina4536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      jajajjajajajajajaajajaa

    • @davidc.6641
      @davidc.6641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sand?

    • @dtczyk8976
      @dtczyk8976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      10 charisma isn’t very high though.

    • @mrsandman5667
      @mrsandman5667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When you steal a comment