I Tried Escaping A SWAT Team

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  • Will Mike be put in handcuffs or will he escape the building?
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  • @martywoodruff2331
    @martywoodruff2331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5914

    *"I hired myself to kill me"*
    _"What I didn't know is that I am mentally unstable"_

    • @kristopherdutoit458
      @kristopherdutoit458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      robin you need help

    • @martywoodruff2331
      @martywoodruff2331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Kristopher Dutoit why, it's just a joke?

    • @violetcrystal4787
      @violetcrystal4787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Why did this comment suddenly hit me hard and inhale sharply

    • @addigeneral1539
      @addigeneral1539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I bet y'all reading this with Mike's voice 😂😂

    • @rodentz
      @rodentz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Is EVErYtHinG alRiGht aT hoMe

  • @antoncarlosluna
    @antoncarlosluna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12077

    Kids: let's play hide and seek
    Mike: *what they didn't know I planned this for the last 2 months...*

    • @dftonz
      @dftonz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Anton Carlos Luna I’m going to start planning now lol

    • @--_9623
      @--_9623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@dftonz lmao

    • @toxic2971
      @toxic2971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      You have 999 likes lol

    • @antoncarlosluna
      @antoncarlosluna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@toxic2971 hahaha yeah

    • @toxic2971
      @toxic2971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@antoncarlosluna now 1k

  • @kerhs6986
    @kerhs6986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1085

    When Mike commits a crime
    *Police shows up to his doorstep*
    Mike: What they didn’t know is that I have been planning this escape for 2 years.

  • @zmanprodigy
    @zmanprodigy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +799

    Random person: insults mike online
    Mike: what this person didn’t know is that I’ve spent the last 3 months stalking this person and currently have their parents being held hostage, in a giant fridge.

    • @catherinejudge7703
      @catherinejudge7703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nice one.

    • @cringe_homestuck_fan3703
      @cringe_homestuck_fan3703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I read this in his voice and it sounds like something he would do

    • @jccast8379
      @jccast8379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I can literally hear his voice

    • @yeetfeet731
      @yeetfeet731 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Currently have their parents being held hostage in a giant refrigerator" sound exactly what he would've said lmao

    • @Chris_Bacon
      @Chris_Bacon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought it would be like *I have spent the last 3 years and tommorow, I will be moving in as his new stepdad.

  • @kurtbraydenfuertes7717
    @kurtbraydenfuertes7717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5525

    Swat: Little did Mike know we've been using real guns and about to shoot him

    • @cedyblocc
      @cedyblocc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Erasmo Martinez 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @imperialsith7823
      @imperialsith7823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @Erasmo Martinez Mike: what they didn't know is that guy in the building is just a doppelganger. I'm actually in the completely other side of the world

    • @imperialsith7823
      @imperialsith7823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @aidenjames69 and they accidentally killed Innocents XDDD

    • @imperialsith7823
      @imperialsith7823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @aidenjames69 you making a reference to morgz thinking America had 10 mill in population? XDDDD

    • @redthercgamingrcandvlogs2954
      @redthercgamingrcandvlogs2954 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is a real gun but they have no ammo in them tho

  • @nenaayala3339
    @nenaayala3339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7712

    Girlfriend: gets pregnant
    Mike: little did she know ive planned this my whole life

    • @tommuggeridge5659
      @tommuggeridge5659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      *pulls out gun*

    • @Knight69.
      @Knight69. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@NightSnowSky aims it at her stomach

    • @RainbowGrim
      @RainbowGrim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Niagara Falls Ontario jumps in front of girls belly and dies

    • @curtisharrington4583
      @curtisharrington4583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Amanda Ellis comes out of secret escape rout

    • @meher.
      @meher. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      And escapes to his 2 family's in Brazil and does it all over again

  • @alefnery3203
    @alefnery3203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    1:16 He did give clues where he would hide, and how he could leave the building,
    1- Safety
    2- FRIENDSHIP
    3- C A N D Y
    He's so smart.

  • @CB_here
    @CB_here 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    Mike: these are my close friends helping me stage a wedding
    SWAT team: WE GOT HOSTAGES HERE

  • @maiandersen8340
    @maiandersen8340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7765

    I love how Mike just makes jokes but has a serious face so you don't know if you were supposed to laugh or not

    • @chilledgaming7845
      @chilledgaming7845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lol

    • @lugit36
      @lugit36 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      That’s called deadpan

    • @kedlix6224
      @kedlix6224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      911 likes is dis the police? you got?

    • @k6daa89
      @k6daa89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      911?

    • @kedlix6224
      @kedlix6224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@k6daa89 now its 927 it like had before 911 likes so its the police!

  • @ryana9610
    @ryana9610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3410

    Nobody:
    Mike: Little did they know, I pulled a Pablo Escobar on them 6 years ago by digging a 100x100 ft underground bunker made out of pure titanium with 200 layers of concrete and food for 5 people that can last 5 years, me being alone the food should last me 25 years. While I populate my bunker with an in-built yacht and a 20 car garage, this SWAT member continues to look in the oven.

    • @gamingbeans2101
      @gamingbeans2101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lil Cloutie 😂😂😂

    • @aviimenace4176
      @aviimenace4176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Underrated.

    • @myairvine4575
      @myairvine4575 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Can I come my wifi is down and only and a little credit

    • @stellav552
      @stellav552 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I WANNA LOOK IN THE OVEN!!!

    • @aigeee
      @aigeee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      k

  • @bruhwicked620
    @bruhwicked620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    Girls in the locker room: Lets sing song together
    Boys in the locker room:

    • @sagasu445
      @sagasu445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did you mean in there friends house?

    • @addendumBeekeeper
      @addendumBeekeeper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sagasu445 its a meme

  • @peacefulpatriots2345
    @peacefulpatriots2345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Thanos: “I’m gonna kill off half the universe population”.
    Mike: **little did he know, I’ve been planning this for the past decade** .

  • @voidyboi4772
    @voidyboi4772 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4124

    Swat member: *training for 18 years*
    Also swat member: *looks into oven*

    • @bluesky4705
      @bluesky4705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +399

      Ya never know

    • @toxicotaku1767
      @toxicotaku1767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      Yep u never know if theres drugs inside

    • @voidyboi4772
      @voidyboi4772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Gacha Ayu true

    • @itsconstur3686
      @itsconstur3686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      You’d be surprised how many people try to hide from em in ovens

    • @ultrabigfella
      @ultrabigfella 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Well Mike *would* hide in an obvious place tho throw em off.

  • @oady4778
    @oady4778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4902

    the “kills all 99% of germs” hand sanitizer: *i am inevitable*
    the 1% germs: “but what they didnt know, is that i had been planning an escape route for 2 months”

    • @cloudprowler8619
      @cloudprowler8619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      XD lol

    • @felinegood2635
      @felinegood2635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      This is the best comment in this section 😂

    • @trashboat2687
      @trashboat2687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      But what they didn’t know, is that you need that 1% germ in your body

    • @cloudprowler8619
      @cloudprowler8619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@trashboat2687 That's an interesting thought

    • @trashboat2687
      @trashboat2687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cpt Silhouette it’s a fact look it up. Not all bacteria is harmful to you

  • @Single_penguin
    @Single_penguin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    This guy's humor is ahead of his time

  • @arthurmorggan6763
    @arthurmorggan6763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Grim reaper: *comes to kill mike*
    Mike: what he didn't know is that I was planning my escape for the last 60 years

  • @karatecow9947
    @karatecow9947 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1676

    What about,
    ‘I tried to escape a murderer’?
    Except with plastic knives.

    • @calcium4600
      @calcium4600 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      there wont be any available because if the police know were a murderer is they put them in prison !!

    • @hibrother6764
      @hibrother6764 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Callie Heron they wouldn’t use a real murderer

    • @Perfect0
      @Perfect0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      use a professional murderer who has been on the scene for 10+ years

    • @cd_playerr
      @cd_playerr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Karate Cow yeah hire a murderer 😂

    • @George_Bland
      @George_Bland 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      An assassin

  • @nigelpurviss
    @nigelpurviss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2388

    *what the SWAT team didn’t know was that there would be so many comments about what the they didn’t know*

  • @jacksonmcreynolds3178
    @jacksonmcreynolds3178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    My dads really good at this game
    We've been playing for 2 years now

    • @icinnabon
      @icinnabon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      :(

    • @IWatchAnimeToBullyWeebsMoreAcu
      @IWatchAnimeToBullyWeebsMoreAcu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice

    • @Albert-lebt-anders
      @Albert-lebt-anders 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's a dark one, but a good one :)

    • @yazu8114
      @yazu8114 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Amateur. I've been playing this game with my dad for 29 years.

    • @mgmonkeys3158
      @mgmonkeys3158 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s been 10 years but I actually found my dad, his hiding spot has legendary. I had to dig 8 feet under to find him in this box.

  • @Oscar-mf4od
    @Oscar-mf4od 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    *Police arrest 'El chapo'.*
    El chapo: *"But what they didn't know i've planned this for my whole life"*

  • @jgardner7726
    @jgardner7726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9810

    I feel like Mike deletes all the videos where he loses.

  • @jamesgatdula8513
    @jamesgatdula8513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9393

    Any mom would've found Mike in less than a minute.

  • @cooper6381
    @cooper6381 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Mike is ridiculous, we all must admit, but one of these days he will get kidnapped, and he will escape in less than an hour because of his strategy

    • @electronx5594
      @electronx5594 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Strategy is to be planned, he can't if it's out of his expectation

  • @horrorAk
    @horrorAk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    01:08 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @evaaa757
    @evaaa757 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3895

    *what we all didn’t know is that Mike used all these challenges to plan the perfectly covered up murder*

    • @erehdeppart6057
      @erehdeppart6057 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      1,000 subscribers without videos_Eva XDD And also... is your actual name Eva? Cuz if so my name is Eva too x3

    • @officerluckyreal4309
      @officerluckyreal4309 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Damn I knew it

    • @minticorn2770
      @minticorn2770 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait...... did he actually murder people?

    • @prumset6059
      @prumset6059 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@minticorn2770 r/wooosh xD

    • @b3than_
      @b3than_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@minticorn2770 sssh you can't tell anyone he'll come for you like he came for those before you

  • @trapstar1404
    @trapstar1404 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13989

    If mike ever becomes a serial killer we’re doomed

    • @bryceb977
      @bryceb977 5 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      Ohhh for sure

    • @kiajacobs47
      @kiajacobs47 5 ปีที่แล้ว +313

      Nah boi will become a hitman

    • @pamelaa0613
      @pamelaa0613 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      I’ll be dead

    • @troll4959
      @troll4959 5 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      I'm just gonna join him

    • @flubsdubz6247
      @flubsdubz6247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Well since I cant kill him or do something why not just join him?

  • @werbinichwohl7488
    @werbinichwohl7488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Swat team: exists
    Twitch troller: hold my beer

  • @wildbilly5
    @wildbilly5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Wife: Asks Mike to get more milk
    Mike: What they didn't know was I've been planning this for my whole life

  • @APPR.
    @APPR. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1262

    The SWAT look so pissed off! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @chris-dd6uq
      @chris-dd6uq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      In real life they wouldn't allow those people to leave and move anything.

    • @afireaxe3240
      @afireaxe3240 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Tell no one

  • @deathborn6815
    @deathborn6815 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1712

    *What the swat team doesn’t know: I am the building*

  • @agenta8761
    @agenta8761 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I miss these types of videos

  • @2x.C
    @2x.C 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Mike: let’s play hide and seek
    Mikes Dad: ok
    Mike: What he doesn’t know is I spent the last 10 years planing

  • @derpy7193
    @derpy7193 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7568

    Try to escape from North Korea

    • @99tarung
      @99tarung 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      wud watch

    • @derpy7193
      @derpy7193 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Rodrigo Madrigal lol

    • @KhoiTTA
      @KhoiTTA 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Rodrigo Madrigal me too!

    • @derpy7193
      @derpy7193 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      KERMIT SQUADD BOIZZZZZZZZ

    • @KhoiTTA
      @KhoiTTA 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Derp Kermit yay-yeah!

  • @MugilanBaskaran
    @MugilanBaskaran 5 ปีที่แล้ว +544

    What the SWAT team doesn't know, is how random TH-cam recommendations can be.

  • @wiigamez12345
    @wiigamez12345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    How to win:
    Enters building and waits at exit for 2 min
    When the search starts, exit building
    *wins

    • @torujoe4212
      @torujoe4212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No no, he's got a point

  • @YogurtSnipe
    @YogurtSnipe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Breaking news: “A man escapes a 10 man swat team in a fish tank in Florida.”

  • @mattie1066
    @mattie1066 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2642

    Mike is actually the weirdest person from Buzfeed but these videos are really cool

    • @yeahyeah1204
      @yeahyeah1204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Probably one of the only Buzzfeed videos I like

    • @oliviao8523
      @oliviao8523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      God big honestly this series is the only one I like

    • @cyclops9750
      @cyclops9750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      God big nope! Watch Buzzfeed unsolved because that is way way way better than this

    • @cyclops9750
      @cyclops9750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Help me get 1000 subs with no videos Yay watch buzzfeed unsolved then

    • @mirhamzah7733
      @mirhamzah7733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Buzzfeed unsolved also

  • @ImMrSlav
    @ImMrSlav 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2058

    Little did the swat team know, I was planning for 21 years

    • @Josh_Herman
      @Josh_Herman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lel_eheh666 lol

    • @Vortex-zb6be
      @Vortex-zb6be 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Little did they know I was planning this for a solid 2 seconds

    • @lauren-mw9wr
      @lauren-mw9wr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      FBI OPEN UP!

    • @wiizzle1390
      @wiizzle1390 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Little that the swat team know , i had dragon claws

    • @taylorfrost4085
      @taylorfrost4085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Little did the swat team know I was unarmed and they didn't need to hold up guns

  • @popefrancis3479
    @popefrancis3479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Well to be realistic a real life situation would have a LOT of swat teams patrolling the area around the warehouse so even if he made it out he would still be caught

  • @teyronebigdick262
    @teyronebigdick262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    If buzzfeed made more stuff like this I would actually respect them

  • @umbra.
    @umbra. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2994

    I didn’t think that hide and seek can get this competitive

    • @darkenedplayz8948
      @darkenedplayz8948 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Xcel Blitz I wish his channel stayed like this

    • @akbfd8
      @akbfd8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sub to sub?

    • @darkenedplayz8948
      @darkenedplayz8948 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ADDY GamingYT who cuz if me sry but nah

    • @akbfd8
      @akbfd8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@darkenedplayz8948 no not you

    • @dedrapena9473
      @dedrapena9473 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Xcel Blitz i know right

  • @eieio608
    @eieio608 5 ปีที่แล้ว +678

    What the swat team didn’t know is that I spent the last two years preparing my escape...
    It took me awhile to figure out which continent to escape to....

    • @fufuboi1520
      @fufuboi1520 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @물고기kat's no It's your mother
      Yoke

    • @tawhidahmed8424
      @tawhidahmed8424 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Months not years

    • @fuckoff5616
      @fuckoff5616 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @물고기kat's i have a quiestion, why is your name fish??

  • @allthenamesiwantedweretaken
    @allthenamesiwantedweretaken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Here's the issue, he knew that they were going to raid him, and SWAT relies on surprise.

  • @Shurzii_
    @Shurzii_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Lemme just say, when mike asked the others if they wanted to smell his toes, the last guy paused so long I thought he was gonna say yes.

  • @kv4851
    @kv4851 6 ปีที่แล้ว +650

    Not realistic whatsoever. SWAT teams ussually consist of more members and they would keep the caterers on the ground.

    • @daives8087
      @daives8087 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      KV YT that would be unfair.

    • @Blackfatrat
      @Blackfatrat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      Isn't it suppose to be about him getting out of hard situations by being smart and planning it a lot? If he wants to escape a swat team, it should be a proper swat team. I personnaly would find that a lot more enjoyable.

    • @wessltov
      @wessltov 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      They also wouldn't stay and watch the video, *especially* not calling all members to that location.
      They'd also go and smash everything in sight.

    • @shannamcmellon572
      @shannamcmellon572 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      And the criminal usually doesn't have this much time to plan. The SWAT team usually shows up when you least expect it.

    • @wessltov
      @wessltov 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Shanna McMellon No, that would be the Mexican inquisition

  • @PrejudgedSeeker
    @PrejudgedSeeker 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1346

    What if he’s planning a heist lol

    • @nickjimenez9983
      @nickjimenez9983 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      I Tried Robbing a Bank - Episode 10

    • @legitblackguycalledjameswi6226
      @legitblackguycalledjameswi6226 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nick Jimenez I tried looking for the video

    • @deadexorcist312
      @deadexorcist312 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah avoiding a bounty hunter and a sniffer dog now swat next it’s gunna be the fbi

    • @_mark_3814
      @_mark_3814 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lol bts he’s getting lessons to dodge all the stuff

    • @PrejudgedSeeker
      @PrejudgedSeeker 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wonder if he will be able to get away with a heist 😂

  • @richardharrow3697
    @richardharrow3697 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Collect the stuff that makes airbags work and carefully place that material into a glass jar that has the inside lined with copper (foil or wire wound up to have similar coverage). Place said jars into several places and place multiples into same area to increase effect. That's how you win this game, hypothetically, ofc.

  • @user-sf3bt4uv7l
    @user-sf3bt4uv7l 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This guy seems like some sort of evil mastermind from a 2008 anime

  • @siddiqaqil
    @siddiqaqil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2540

    Swat team: Has night vision
    Also Swat team: Uses a flashlight in dark rooms
    Edit: wtf are u guys still arguing over this after 3 years

    • @dumbleking5172
      @dumbleking5172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      You need some light for night vision goggles to work, not many understands this due to games...

    • @caesarthemonkey2488
      @caesarthemonkey2488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Not to mention the flashlights can blind people inside rooms

    • @quixbix
      @quixbix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Joel Ferrell you have no idea how night vision works

    • @anndymadrigal8769
      @anndymadrigal8769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      CarsonLovesYou actually you are the one who doesnt know how it works 😂

    • @quixbix
      @quixbix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Anndy Madrigal no literally, night vision uses a phosphor filter and takes in light, it reflects the light and makes it brighter so it is visible through the night vision tube.

  • @lunatheluma3804
    @lunatheluma3804 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2685

    little did they know i had cut off my hands so the couldn't put me in handcuffs

    • @scarletwood3601
      @scarletwood3601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      dagamerguyofawesome something he would do

    • @madeonearth3429
      @madeonearth3429 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      How are you typing

    • @goofysad5810
      @goofysad5810 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      devin Ъrown but cheeks

    • @callsignoutlaw
      @callsignoutlaw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      dagamerguyofawesome Genius.

    • @Kayleekennedy19
      @Kayleekennedy19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      dagamerguyofawesome handcuff the legs

  • @alexgolden1731
    @alexgolden1731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The most beautiful quote on planet Earth:
    "My chest smells like cologne, my toes smell like a mystery."

  • @abby6442
    @abby6442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    *What the swat team didn’t know is that i’ve been planning this since i was born*

  • @kann6756
    @kann6756 6 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    6:30 "the answer is yes and if you disagree with me, you owe me $5"
    when you know you're wrong but still trying to win the argument

  • @Anonymous-mb1pj
    @Anonymous-mb1pj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5163

    *what Swat dont know is i edited that comment*

    • @akirakogami2250
      @akirakogami2250 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      More like invisibility cloak *harry potter reference* 😂😂

    • @Galaxyx341
      @Galaxyx341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@akirakogami2250 stop it now

    • @oofmcgoof6169
      @oofmcgoof6169 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Sneak 100

    • @zorrow1251
      @zorrow1251 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Anonymous *FBI WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*

    • @dafrappecrew8933
      @dafrappecrew8933 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This mans clever

  • @hunterozee7817
    @hunterozee7817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Thanks for knocking” I’m dead

  • @shanelee8644
    @shanelee8644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Brad is the most badass name for a swat officer

    • @thejudge.2745
      @thejudge.2745 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What about Chad or Kyle?

  • @fizizy6415
    @fizizy6415 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18300

    I feel like he's using all of these videos to practice his actual mastermind plot

    • @delaneylibby7240
      @delaneylibby7240 6 ปีที่แล้ว +309

      Fizizy omg definitly

    • @DrBetty
      @DrBetty 6 ปีที่แล้ว +472

      Fizizy Spending corporate money to plan the perfect escape irl. He sounds like a genius to me

    • @Will-ve7rk
      @Will-ve7rk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I agree

    • @bobohany7717
      @bobohany7717 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      feel ?

    • @MedievalSolutions
      @MedievalSolutions 6 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      I don't believe he is a genius, but he is great at deceiving his foes.

  • @alphere820
    @alphere820 6 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    what they didn't know was i spent my entire life including being in my mother's womb, planning my master plan.

    • @ChangerYK
      @ChangerYK 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheMagicPickaxe Productions lol

    • @imfrenchtoast
      @imfrenchtoast 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is this Stewie Griffin? lol

    • @kaishoulddoasmrwhiledrawin6804
      @kaishoulddoasmrwhiledrawin6804 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its all part of my *_MASTA PLAN_*

    • @nekko3559
      @nekko3559 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheMagicPickaxe Productions so u died after you were born??

    • @Bigounce28
      @Bigounce28 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheMagicPickaxe Productions lmfao

  • @mango0_0
    @mango0_0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mike in the womb: little did mom know I had been planning my escape for nine months

  • @AbsolutEdd
    @AbsolutEdd ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m just shocked BuzzFeed every had anyone as cool as Mike working for them! 😂

  • @denisealejandres7677
    @denisealejandres7677 5 ปีที่แล้ว +882

    *What the SWAT team doesn’t know, I have a dragon.*

    • @terrifredericks9155
      @terrifredericks9155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I was waiting for someone to say something like that

    • @rolandoalaniz12
      @rolandoalaniz12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The Air Force can take care of that quickly

    • @nuggetboy8779
      @nuggetboy8779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rolandoalaniz12 take the joke will you?

    • @chimp1561
      @chimp1561 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm just gonna say what we're all thinking FBI OPEN UP!

    • @justapumpkin8495
      @justapumpkin8495 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats nice but i have a karabite

  • @ademwest934
    @ademwest934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1079

    when buzzfeed actually makes good content......oh wait this is two years old

    • @underscorekay
      @underscorekay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      They have buzzfeed unsolved which also carries buzzfeed, but it’s just on a separate channel. Right now they are on a season break. If you watch it, watch mainly the ones with “unsolved” in the thumbnail

    • @Riumaan
      @Riumaan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      There is buzzfeed unsolved where ryan and shane sacrifice their backs to carry buzzfeed

    • @shaylahuynh9586
      @shaylahuynh9586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      KMS Bismarck Buzzfeed worth it was pretty good, but I’m pretty sure Steven left

    • @billbill6094
      @billbill6094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      People were saying Buzzfeed sucked even back when this came out. People need to make up their minds

  •  3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The whole time the swat team knew he was hiding there, they just wanted to see they’re boss sniff a random dude’s toe😂

  • @waterH-O-H
    @waterH-O-H 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    jokes including, the swat got some great experience from this for sure.

  • @SS-dr5ds
    @SS-dr5ds 6 ปีที่แล้ว +884

    *What* *Buzzfeed* *didn't* *know* *is* *that* *i* *spent* *zero* *days* *preparing* *for* *this* *video* *and* *just* *found* *this* *in* *my* *recommend* *section* .

    • @nastyapauls663
      @nastyapauls663 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Leagué Haha same

    • @Seissmo
      @Seissmo 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL :')

    • @bilalshaikh2007
      @bilalshaikh2007 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • @Legend-nc6cc
      @Legend-nc6cc 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      666 likes 😫

    • @joshuasutarez
      @joshuasutarez 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same.

  • @breannajarvis9134
    @breannajarvis9134 6 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    *Kicks down door*
    Mike: “Thanks for knocking.”

    • @imvujhane7074
      @imvujhane7074 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      * TheyyAdoreeBreBre * my parents

    • @weirdo2757
      @weirdo2757 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      * TheyyAdoreeBreBre * haha

    • @birbsonfurb9380
      @birbsonfurb9380 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      * TheyyAdoreeBreBre *
      Lol.
      Also I cringed hard because the video ends at 1336

    • @artistchaz3184
      @artistchaz3184 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Donovan D why are you cringing at that?

    • @birbsonfurb9380
      @birbsonfurb9380 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cringe: an uncomfortable feeling.
      1337 - LEET.
      1336 is very close to 1337 and it made me feel uncomfortable.

  • @bariscankaya6754
    @bariscankaya6754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    *cuts his hands off*
    "hah you couldn't handcuff me!"

  • @King6904
    @King6904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    What you guys didn't know is that Mike always said "I have been planning this for 2 weeks."

  • @omgronny-_
    @omgronny-_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +807

    What if Mike is planning to be a Serial Killer and these challenges is just for practice???

    • @nofacecam
      @nofacecam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Shimoto Robles y do u think he’s been gone for 2 yrs

    • @omgronny-_
      @omgronny-_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@nofacecam Exactly

    • @user-vh6rh2kh4e
      @user-vh6rh2kh4e 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shimoto Robles Lmao 😂😂😂

    • @kiencon7415
      @kiencon7415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He might be gone for two years since he has a letter of recommendation from the disguise video.

    • @Stonkzy
      @Stonkzy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *Little did they know that I was planning this for two years*

  • @iyashiro6855
    @iyashiro6855 5 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    *PLOT TWIST*
    *He disguised himself as one of the swat*

    • @sgt.garrick
      @sgt.garrick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      KisuPlays *Plot Twist:* HE WAS THE WEDDING CAKE!

    • @adequatehaybaledirection338
      @adequatehaybaledirection338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And he out the other SWAT member in the box

    • @EGRJ
      @EGRJ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      [Faint sound of "Renegade" by Styx playing in the distance]

    • @theleftyguitarist
      @theleftyguitarist 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Plot twist
      He’s not anything

  • @fishc0re
    @fishc0re 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Children : let's play tiggy!
    Mike : what they didn't know is that I've been planning how to shoot them down and find the perfect spot to run to for the last 13 years.

  • @sethc4758
    @sethc4758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    these were so great, i wish Mike was still doing these

  • @ethanrobledo1506
    @ethanrobledo1506 6 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    Try to cross the border from Mexico to America without getting caught

    • @WorldPain4
      @WorldPain4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ethan kristofer that would be very interesting tbh

    • @nickjimenez9983
      @nickjimenez9983 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hole underground
      Airplane
      Around sides
      Swim
      Idk

    • @peekal
      @peekal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ethan kristofer more like Korea

    • @ag267
      @ag267 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *gets ladder and rope* Done

  • @rodrigorebollos
    @rodrigorebollos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1401

    I hope someday you pop in an "Unsolved" video going "What Shane didn't know was that Ryan and I spent a month planning this entire plot" , planting fake encounters just to see if they can get him to admit the Supernatural is real. :0

  • @aznee42
    @aznee42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Damn that swat dude was so emotional

  • @vmb371
    @vmb371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:21 It's treason then

  • @DirtMaster
    @DirtMaster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1255

    Me: *with 2 mins headstart I go to the other exit*
    Timer: *starts*
    Me: *walks out, I win*

    • @sovereignshark
      @sovereignshark 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Boom your a master mind

    • @DirtMaster
      @DirtMaster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@sovereignshark I must say so myself, he is quite the mastermind
      I wonder who he is 🤔🤔

    • @sovereignshark
      @sovereignshark 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@DirtMaster bro I mean you my head messed up that time lol

    • @mellowecho
      @mellowecho 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i read it in his voice

    • @-jalena-5512
      @-jalena-5512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am guessing they blocked the exits.

  • @Armando-tj1vo
    @Armando-tj1vo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3845

    We need Mike to help us raid area 51!

    • @shaneabney752
      @shaneabney752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Hell Yes

    • @gcskits650
      @gcskits650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      What the SWAT didn't know was that he already raided Area 51 and called it Area 69

    • @michaelcao7997
      @michaelcao7997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      GCskits 6 lmfao

    • @hydrazzz9047
      @hydrazzz9047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      True true

    • @intrepidfungus6099
      @intrepidfungus6099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Little did the government know I have been preparing this for the past 3244535343.646474 years

  • @BnBproductions2150
    @BnBproductions2150 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Many years later still love watching this guy

  • @fearless_tkd1388
    @fearless_tkd1388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I knew Mike would win this because the officer was using past tense at the start such as "I thought we could find him"

  • @Odah_
    @Odah_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    "Thanks for knocking" I was dead

    • @garrybug907
      @garrybug907 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      RaDy Stole my fucking idea

    • @dootguy6696
      @dootguy6696 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      SFM awwwww to bad

  • @Raikkonen73106
    @Raikkonen73106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4431

    I was looking at Objects where mike Could’ve fit..
    *”Checks Oven”*

    • @misterzachary8162
      @misterzachary8162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      5,000 subscribers with no videos challenge he’s like 5 foot tall and 100 pounds I’m sure he could fit in an oven lol

    • @lovesuca113
      @lovesuca113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Zachary Johnson it’s actually a joke

    • @misterzachary8162
      @misterzachary8162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Cranky AnimationYT so was my comment

    • @jakezimmer7256
      @jakezimmer7256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Turns on oven instead of checking it

    • @bananamuncher741
      @bananamuncher741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jakezimmer7256 LMAOOOO

  • @syncringe1885
    @syncringe1885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Why are we talking about dragons again."
    Perfect time to suddenly have a dragon to suddenly appear behind mike.

  • @syedabdulmoiz4524
    @syedabdulmoiz4524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mike is the type of guy that steals things from you then helps you find them.

  • @ryanleroux2770
    @ryanleroux2770 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5014

    Collectively, I think we all want to see Mike fail

    • @cartersage2314
      @cartersage2314 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Ryan LeRoux he has failed once

    • @kingoreo3529
      @kingoreo3529 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Carter Sage in witch one

    • @kris5613
      @kris5613 6 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      fat Gamer The lie detector one if I’m not mistaken

    • @kingoreo3529
      @kingoreo3529 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Gemini Kriss oh yes I'm retarted I forgot

    • @thesisterlybloom5856
      @thesisterlybloom5856 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Ryan LeRoux I like watching him succeed

  • @SirCreepus
    @SirCreepus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +500

    Swat officer “ I was looking every where he could be hiding”
    6:46 *Opens Oven*

    • @aukun4992
      @aukun4992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I mean if he could fit there or
      *LITTLE DID THEY KNOW I MADE A UNDERGROUND BUNKER WITH THE ENTRANCE BEING ON MY OVEN*

    • @ClaireClips
      @ClaireClips 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Alan Dal Carobo literally just what I was gonna say

    • @aldrinabacial4027
      @aldrinabacial4027 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aukun4992 Fix your Grammar

    • @aukun4992
      @aukun4992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@aldrinabacial4027 Fix it if you is annoyed.

    • @acieldee1188
      @acieldee1188 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      SirCreepus maybe it contains clues

  • @MUS-jx8oe
    @MUS-jx8oe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He sounds like a primitive AI computer

  • @faith9196
    @faith9196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *Little did they know that I’ve been preparing for this moment since my conception*

  • @chloev5320
    @chloev5320 6 ปีที่แล้ว +779

    “Looking anywhere that mike could fit” *checks oven*

  • @narutoshippuden9975
    @narutoshippuden9975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    "Any place that mike could have fit" opens the oven

    • @LifeIsAmazing_
      @LifeIsAmazing_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol also i love naruto nice going :D

    • @ihmiwkms
      @ihmiwkms 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hate juice

    • @ldtobi1
      @ldtobi1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Naruto Shippuden ya never know

  • @windsorr
    @windsorr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “I could identify the caterers as not being mike” makes me giggle for some reason

  • @yeboi1887
    @yeboi1887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Honestly this dude and unsolved are the people keeping buzzfeed alive

  • @shaunaestes579
    @shaunaestes579 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    *”GET ON THE GROUND NOW”*
    definitely guilt

  • @pluto3814
    @pluto3814 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8207

    Next episode : I tried to escape taxes

    • @adinterovic7468
      @adinterovic7468 6 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      Payton Yarrow little did it know I had my whole life to prepare

    • @nickjimenez9983
      @nickjimenez9983 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I became homeless

    • @Pichy
      @Pichy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Payton Yarrow I tried to escape child support

    • @asda-pc7rw
      @asda-pc7rw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      omg legend comment hahahaha

    • @nothuntr524
      @nothuntr524 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      13:18 John Cena

  • @BeanSoup9885
    @BeanSoup9885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “cake covered coffin table”

  • @carsforkids3512
    @carsforkids3512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Swat leader: good, I’m afraid of dragons

  • @Mike-xw4jd
    @Mike-xw4jd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +500

    'you dont know my toes bruh,my chest smells like cologne and my toes smells like mystery'
    *nervous german laughing*

  • @JLHoskins
    @JLHoskins 6 ปีที่แล้ว +848

    I swear Mike is gonna plan to become a supervillain and destroy the city one day and no one’s gonna be able to stop him

    • @deadacc3792
      @deadacc3792 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cythro Hawk definitely

    • @dafled3418
      @dafled3418 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      If they wanted they would've found him 😂

    • @ZensGem87
      @ZensGem87 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was thinking this while watching! He's just testing out his skills by doing this series 😂

    • @aeternusgaming7113
      @aeternusgaming7113 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah, if he has like 10 years to prepare for one city xD

    • @jimbowumbo4441
      @jimbowumbo4441 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      True

  • @marcuzgaming9012
    @marcuzgaming9012 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hahahaha, the way Mike speaks is so funny

  • @Jay-cy4wy
    @Jay-cy4wy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mike is a mood 😂😂