Drama On The High Seas - Conserving The "Alfred"

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  • @sproga_265
    @sproga_265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3115

    Me: Oh wow that looks pretty nice for a retouch.
    Julian: Pretty blurry.
    Me: Absolute garbage retouching.

    • @Velocitist
      @Velocitist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I laughed harder than I should’ve

    • @Velocitist
      @Velocitist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I just read it again and I laughed even harder fuck--

    • @polinaandersen
      @polinaandersen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Velocitist I'll check back in another three weeks for the continuation of this story.

    • @Velocitist
      @Velocitist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I’m smiling at the fact that this is essentially a time capsule

    • @pinkajou656
      @pinkajou656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      XD yes that is exactly me

  • @aprilludgate9687
    @aprilludgate9687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4658

    Julian throws shade like it's an Olympic sport

    • @SylvanApe
      @SylvanApe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nice.

    • @annetteleggett9854
      @annetteleggett9854 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      The US judges give a 10

    • @veralenora7368
      @veralenora7368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😎

    • @Fr3nchyFri3s
      @Fr3nchyFri3s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He's won the gold medal, for sure.

    • @marleymorningstar3671
      @marleymorningstar3671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      He throws shade with such eloquence and finesse that it's an art form in and of itself. A close second in his repertoire is the skillful mastery of transitions.

  • @melcee22
    @melcee22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1987

    Julian: “not only did they do a lousy job in treating the painting...”
    Me - a nobody: * absolutely disgusted by the previous conservator’s unforgivable incompetence *

    • @kariannstickle2708
      @kariannstickle2708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      I feel like we all need something to “fight for” and for us it’s our newfound love of art and art conservation. Who needs politics when you can get furious together about terrible conservation?

  • @paulsmall5122
    @paulsmall5122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +772

    Making "staples" sound like the filthiest swear word ever....

    • @pinkajou656
      @pinkajou656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      YOU SLIMY SON OF A *STAPLE*-

  • @BrotherofSki
    @BrotherofSki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1258

    He's so sassy whilst being ultimately sophisticated

    • @ww.DuzaFizz
      @ww.DuzaFizz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I aspire to be as salty/sophisticated as him

    • @janejohnson1405
      @janejohnson1405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      he even says rubbish sophistically 😂 lol

    • @Steve60638
      @Steve60638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ww.DuzaFizz me too. Reading book can help!

    • @kaitlynnp582
      @kaitlynnp582 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Truly, thus is an art form in and of itself. I will endeavor to study it. 🤣

    • @gerdgurt7380
      @gerdgurt7380 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@kaitlynnp582me loo. o mill ol😊😅 LP PP😊

  • @ThatOneguy-zn6hj
    @ThatOneguy-zn6hj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2034

    Julian: Starts to scrape
    Me: Flashbacks to “Scraping scraping and a slow decent into madness”

    • @dominadors4795
      @dominadors4795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I literally rewatched that one before bed last night lol.

    • @FeathPymArt
      @FeathPymArt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      ha, it gave me flashbacks to that, too. I half expected him to say something like; but not as bad as last time.

    • @jeanlaws8210
      @jeanlaws8210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      One we all shall never forget - the dreaded polyurethane...

    • @sailorbrite
      @sailorbrite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yeah but this scraping looked so fun... imagine if half a dozen of us could sit around the painting and help.

    • @DMXIII
      @DMXIII 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@dominadors4795 you are a brave soldier!

  • @sabrathomas-gray4628
    @sabrathomas-gray4628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1760

    Julian: I don't know why they've added a tacking edge with an already lined canvas
    Me in my pajamas: that is ridiculous. Those amateurs

    • @ccoeurjoli
      @ccoeurjoli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂

    • @kathyfaltinson9139
      @kathyfaltinson9139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂

    • @richelleg225
      @richelleg225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You need another tacking edge to have room for the staples.

    • @hamletksquid2702
      @hamletksquid2702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think I need to get some pajamas. I feel underqualified.

    • @sabrathomas-gray4628
      @sabrathomas-gray4628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @DJ Kombatbunni gotta have snacks and tea!

  • @Ghost-nc6lf
    @Ghost-nc6lf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1498

    You can hear the pain in his voice when he says "staples"

    • @talyrath
      @talyrath 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Incoming cease and desist letter from the office supplies store.

    • @carolina8231
      @carolina8231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      You can even see the pain on his face

    • @Whisper555
      @Whisper555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      The entire Baumgartner Restoration community has been appropriately trained to sigh on command at the sight of staples in a painting.

    • @BILLY-px3hw
      @BILLY-px3hw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      *WARNING* THIS VIDEO CONTAINS IMAGES OF STAPLES THAT SOME VIEWERS MAY FIND DISTURBING

    • @deaconblooze1
      @deaconblooze1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He spits the word from his mouth as if it tastes of raw sewage.

  • @codycampos8220
    @codycampos8220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +975

    Don’t be shy, tell us about the time you glued a painting to the hot table

  • @DS-lx2ej
    @DS-lx2ej 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1976

    In 10 years: “I am proud to announce the Baumgartner School For Conservators”

    • @tuckersossaman4485
      @tuckersossaman4485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Shut up and take my money

    • @brn2wld
      @brn2wld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      He really would make a wonderful instructor

    • @june_buggi3
      @june_buggi3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@brn2wld i feel like ive already learned so much from him

    • @brn2wld
      @brn2wld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@june_buggi3 If I ever want to have something I treasure restored, he's the only one I would trust implicitly.

    • @alildaisy2180
      @alildaisy2180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      When I tell you my heart “grew three sizes” when I read this, ooooooooo boy do I mean it. Julian doesn’t deserve some of the buttholes that would come through there, he’s too talented and experienced to put up with that. So maybe he writes a text book and has the school named after him and they follow the book and his vids to a TEE.

  • @Laura-me4bp
    @Laura-me4bp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1618

    Julian using the black light - “DRAG THEM, JULIAN”

    • @kayleemullins9288
      @kayleemullins9288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha ikr!! I love how he’s complete and utterly DRAGGING them throughout the entire video!😂😂

  • @xxAlchemistressxx
    @xxAlchemistressxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2421

    Julian: "Instead of putting the painting back on the stretcher as it should have been, they just flipped it and put it on the back."
    Me, lying on the couch while aggressively chewing on a cookie: "pff, amateurs."

    • @craversangel
      @craversangel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yo, this comment had me rolling XD

    • @amazinggrace5692
      @amazinggrace5692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Me, laying in bed with snacks: “pff, lazy laziness”

    • @gutierrezaguilarianalberto4186
      @gutierrezaguilarianalberto4186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I love this comment

    • @madison6988
      @madison6988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      BRUH can y’all pls stop saying this joke every damn video of his. It’s not funny anymore

    • @amazinggrace5692
      @amazinggrace5692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@madison6988 oh my, I think you just guaranteed it will be done more often.

  • @paigesnowball7491
    @paigesnowball7491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6422

    Imagine being a “previous conservator” and getting absolutely roasted within an inch of your life by Julien

    • @jaspersgrimoire
      @jaspersgrimoire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +273

      Tempted to go to school and do an apprenticeship for fine art conservation just to turn around and get roasted by Julien for my shoddy work as a New Conservator

    • @gwenwells2286
      @gwenwells2286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      He's much too polite for that. Would probably say the Chicago-version of the Southern "Well, bless your heart." NOT a compliment. ;-)

    • @tommy69693
      @tommy69693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lol my thoughts exactly

    • @sheilamashburn1795
      @sheilamashburn1795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No, I wouldn’t want to be him/her!! H🤣😂😅

    • @fred6059
      @fred6059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ouch

  • @anonview
    @anonview 4 ปีที่แล้ว +781

    Julian: notices flipped stretcher
    Previous conservator: winces
    Julian: notices fiberglass tacking
    Previous conservator: sweats nervously
    Julian: notices STAPLES
    Previous conservator: *I shall prepare my coffin dance.*

    • @mariagunnarsQ17
      @mariagunnarsQ17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "Coffin dance" haha!

    • @naturegeek33
      @naturegeek33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Julian notices PAINTING (instead of touchups)

  • @asaliah2156
    @asaliah2156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1537

    I love his strange fanbase, every comment is someone laying down agreeing with all he says, other cursing staples, other roasting the old conservator.

    • @mikelangelo66
      @mikelangelo66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      yes, it's truly beautiful

    • @nothere_cora
      @nothere_cora 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He does have his own army

    • @bolodecenoura2082
      @bolodecenoura2082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      And there is also the people calling him dad

    • @sinwithagrin4243
      @sinwithagrin4243 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      There's this one. He admited to watching these at 3 a.m. while drinking warm coors light. God I hope he's okay

    • @justkiddin84
      @justkiddin84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If you look online, there are haters and trolls. “Students” who obviously have never even watched these. Watching someone do work they love and respect is good for the soul, so the Baumgartner Army is also fun and good for the soul. 🤗

  • @AmandaTroutman
    @AmandaTroutman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1352

    This channel is the single largest reason for me eventually being smug at art museums. "I bet these other guests don't even know about washi kozo. 😏😏😏"

    • @KSun-yq1yp
      @KSun-yq1yp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      LOL ME

    • @LaceBlood
      @LaceBlood 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      “Look at the impasto on this piece. Beautiful”

    • @polinaandersen
      @polinaandersen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@LaceBlood What is impasto?
      Weeellll, he's not really going to get into it until a future restoration...

    • @mirsyad9828
      @mirsyad9828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      While wearing shirt made completely of Belgian linen. The excessive sophistication and swagger is apparent

  • @ChickenPotPieIsYucky
    @ChickenPotPieIsYucky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +910

    Whenever I mess up my own paintings I always pretend I'm a conservator lol. I'll wipe part of the mistake off and say "thank goodness we use fully reversible archival pigments."

    • @Thetabc24
      @Thetabc24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Everyone talking about how Julian has grown, but look at you, growing too. Good job.
      Now learn to drag yourself like he does and thats true character development. Lol.

    • @amazinggrace5692
      @amazinggrace5692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      And then go to the fridge, hold up some mustard and give a short ad to yourself.

    • @lavolpe8044
      @lavolpe8044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol I bet you're a good painter

    • @ChickenPotPieIsYucky
      @ChickenPotPieIsYucky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lavolpe8044 You're so nice! omg

    • @lavolpe8044
      @lavolpe8044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ChickenPotPieIsYucky Thanks!!

  • @mimemmo1988
    @mimemmo1988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +946

    Julian: "...when you venture out onto the high seas and surf the web..."
    *_He got us again_*

    • @gwenscoggins1
      @gwenscoggins1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I seen it coming when he said that 😅

    • @anassorbestiak
      @anassorbestiak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I totally did not see that coming, I can usually catch the ads but this time I was imagining myself on one of those ships, sailing to the high seas...

    • @Carbon2861996
      @Carbon2861996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He's just like a spider carefully planning, spinning his webs, and not to get caught on a bad web use ExpressVPN.

    • @hankwicklund2182
      @hankwicklund2182 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's almost in a league with Adam Ragusea when it comes to smooth sponsorship transitions. Almost.

    • @Tempted_Lotus
      @Tempted_Lotus 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He is so smith with the transition lol I almost never catch it until I’m halfway through it lol

  • @USTUBE9
    @USTUBE9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    Julian: “Not only did they do a lousy job in treating the painting, they couldn’t even match the color”
    Credits that should be at the end of Julian dragging each previous conservator: “The previous conservator quit his job and changed his name after this failed attempt of conservation”

  • @minjuun2476
    @minjuun2476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    Can we just talk about how good julien is at speaking? I've really noticed it in his studio tour video but he doesn't have that many jump cuts and his speech is just clear. It's like he's giving a public speech.

  • @torzimay
    @torzimay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    You have a really fancy way of saying "Some walnut stapled a dirty canvas to the wrong side and varnished it"

  • @ladylera9870
    @ladylera9870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1691

    Me: *enjoying a lovely lunch*
    Julian: "Staples"
    Me: *chokes* "THOSE MONSTERS!"

    • @susanhaney3437
      @susanhaney3437 ปีที่แล้ว

      At least the staples were on the fiberglass/nylon tacking edge, slowly destroying that abomination

  • @Grove332
    @Grove332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +670

    Camera: *focuses on staples on the tacking edge*
    me to myself: I can't believe you've done this

  • @1337fraggzb00N
    @1337fraggzb00N 4 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    Some random conservator a few decades ago:"I am an artist."
    Mister Baumgartner:"Yeah, now let me show you why you would have been a mediocre lumberjack at best."

    • @Someone-kg8cc
      @Someone-kg8cc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I think it's the opposite actually. From what he said and from my experience as a painter, a lot of that retouching is made basically how i would paint those fluffy clouds if I sat there and painted fluffy clouds. It's more of a "I'm a conservator" "No, youre a painter".

  • @reclaimingtheself6887
    @reclaimingtheself6887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    Julian’s Kids: Dad, we want a pet rabbit!!
    Julian: -eye twitch-

  • @Ebbyman413
    @Ebbyman413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +831

    "Staples... because, naturally." 😂🤣

    • @shannonbannanie4370
      @shannonbannanie4370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The disappointment in Julian's voice as he said that. Lol.

    • @oltedders
      @oltedders 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@shannonbannanie4370
      It was almost too subtle.

  • @deeranged7344
    @deeranged7344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +784

    Julian's singlehandedly keeping the scalpel industry alive with a brand new scalpel each video

    • @zehph
      @zehph 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Dude, there are surgical wings in most of the bigger hospitals that use many new scalpels everyday, the joke doesn't work.

    • @vladac3279
      @vladac3279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@zehph the joke works, because apparently over 100 people found it funny

    • @miniuniverse5070
      @miniuniverse5070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@zehph r/woosh

    • @cavemann_
      @cavemann_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@miniuniverse5070 shut up

    • @not_that_anna
      @not_that_anna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@zehph And that's why it's a JOKE and not a fact

  • @shanettequao9043
    @shanettequao9043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1741

    Drama on the High Seas sounds like a great Netflix drama ngl; can’t wait for my favourite characters, Julian, A.Tape, and Mr W.Kozo to fight their adversaries on the S.S. Staples 😊

    • @louie-laur
      @louie-laur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Someone will make this a fan art.

    • @viarnay
      @viarnay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I hate Mr. Staples for sure :- D

    • @bananacat4945
      @bananacat4945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Don't forget Capitan polyurethane

    • @MariaTorres-hc5uq
      @MariaTorres-hc5uq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      And don't forget Captain Hottable! The terror of the wavy canvas, I mean seas...sorry...

    • @Anna-oq2tu
      @Anna-oq2tu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      this is genius

  • @aftism_
    @aftism_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +648

    Me: oh that’s a beautiful painting
    Julian: this painting is disgusting
    Me: disgusting

    • @pinkajou656
      @pinkajou656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Absolutely disgusting

    • @steph8030593
      @steph8030593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh don’t be like that it’s a beautiful painting…. Once it’s cleaned

  • @kariak55
    @kariak55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    It’s like CSI: Fine Art Conservation.

    • @AmbivalenceIX
      @AmbivalenceIX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’d watch that show.

  • @julia1114
    @julia1114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    I feel like Julian’s student in this video, i’m definitely not complaining.

  • @johnopalko5223
    @johnopalko5223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    Can you imagine being a conservator, dying, going to Hell, and finding that your punishment is having to watch Julian critique your work for all eternity?

    • @tinydancer7426
      @tinydancer7426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dying, going to hell, and your punishment is to correct all the errors in conservation that you had committed.

    • @esobelisk3110
      @esobelisk3110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@tinydancer7426 purgatory more like. you have to correct your previous errors until you stop making careless mistakes and painting over the original work.

    • @tinydancer7426
      @tinydancer7426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@esobelisk3110 A Sisyphean task.

  • @TK-421_66
    @TK-421_66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    Always like when creepy pink statue makes a background cameo appearance. This thing is becoming the Stan Lee of Julian's videos.

    • @29lookingood
      @29lookingood 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @diras2010
      @diras2010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i did noticed the White Porsche parked on the background, not the creepy pink statue, thought

    • @scarletpimpernelagain9124
      @scarletpimpernelagain9124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That bloody thing still scares the life out of me - shudder...

    • @olivetreewhimsy2016
      @olivetreewhimsy2016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Wait I don’t think I ever noticed that, what’s the time stamp?

    • @SylvanApe
      @SylvanApe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@olivetreewhimsy2016 But it noticed you...

  • @khushybhaura5305
    @khushybhaura5305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    Julian: this stretcher looks suspiciously clean
    Me: we got another mystery gang🧐

  • @PredictableEnigma
    @PredictableEnigma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    Waiting for the day Julian works on a painting and is actually pleased with the job the previous conservator did.

    • @SpadesGame
      @SpadesGame 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      We don’t get to see that one it’s too short of a video

    • @rickmorty4376
      @rickmorty4376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Actually he did (technically). There's a video where he restored a painting that he already restored 5 years ago

    • @terrimorrison2857
      @terrimorrison2857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The only one that sort of qualifies (because he was the previous conservator) is the one that Rick Morty mentioned. Revisiting an Old Friend; The Second Conservation of Anne. I highly recommend it. Then again, I highly recommend all his videos. Educational and very entertaining. Had to pause a video more than once because I was laughing so much. Also, it's very worth taking the time to read the comments, especially in that video. Someone wrote a short story about Julian and Anne.

    • @CraftQueenJr
      @CraftQueenJr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I mean, he’s said that he only records and uploads the entertaining disasters and such.

    • @tszailer
      @tszailer ปีที่แล้ว

      remember the iconostasis?

  • @tehArgento
    @tehArgento 4 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    How can someone expect a dude to know how to stretch a canvas if he's still using staples?

    • @DMXIII
      @DMXIII 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahaha that's good

    • @lkmayhew9390
      @lkmayhew9390 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well , there you have! That answers that question beautifully.

  • @rubadoobes
    @rubadoobes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    Julian: this problem is a liiiiitle obvious
    Me: *can't discern it even though he's pointing right goddamn at it

  • @hudsonchapman8564
    @hudsonchapman8564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    never in my 16 years of life did i think i would find i guy talking about paintings as interesting as i do with julians videos. he could be talking about anything and i’d still listen.
    these videos should also be called half an hour of julian getting mad at old conservation work.

    • @klaudiaw1832
      @klaudiaw1832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      half an hour of julian roasting previous conservators

    • @noelleg3890
      @noelleg3890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ME IN EVERY ASPECT

    • @DaleDix
      @DaleDix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      TH-cam's algorithm: You're watching a painting res.. Me: But... TH-cam: Sshhh
      The video before that was a car chase go figure.
      Im 48 and could watch this stuff forever. I'm hooked.

    • @carolinalatour5652
      @carolinalatour5652 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DaleDix tengo 47 y siempre me intrigo el tema de como se restaura una pintura.... con estos videos estoy satisfaciendo la vieja curiosidad que tenia de niña.... yo preguntaba a muchos y como hacen para que la pintura se vea bien siempre.. como se restaura.. nadie me respondia y me miraban como una criatura insoportable.... es hermoso ver a dedicacion que le pone Julian .. sin contar que amo los juguetes de la sala de restauracion jejejeje

  • @abrarzawad9975
    @abrarzawad9975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    the way Julian dragged the previous conservator was pure art in itself.

  • @GabeHansel
    @GabeHansel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Never tought I would be so hooked in a painting restoration cliffhanger, but here I am, everytime!
    Also, the comment section is gold.
    Also also, restored a sofa last week, use some technics I've learned here... they said was useless.. han?!?

  • @Sim.Crawford
    @Sim.Crawford 4 ปีที่แล้ว +656

    I was honestly not prepared for actual you talking to camera.

    • @GM-bd7wl
      @GM-bd7wl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Breaking the fourth wall.

    • @scarletpimpernelagain9124
      @scarletpimpernelagain9124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      I really like it though as it shows how much his confidence has grown since the early days - popularity will do that!

    • @Daughterofbaal
      @Daughterofbaal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      I feel like I’m in a class with an absolutely fascinating professor

    • @AlexisTwoLastNames
      @AlexisTwoLastNames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@scarletpimpernelagain9124 it’s nice to feel accepted and wanted by others for sure 😅

    • @nielskersic328
      @nielskersic328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I don't mind Julian talking to the camera, but I found the camera work quite nauseating with the constant movements and (mis)focussing

  • @m3lodr4matic
    @m3lodr4matic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    This is literally Julian roasting past conservator for 10 minutes straight and I love it

    • @veralenora7368
      @veralenora7368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'd love it if we could attach a name to the "past conservator".

    • @m3lodr4matic
      @m3lodr4matic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@veralenora7368 I originally wrote "past conservators" but my auto correct had other plans lol

  • @kat_the_mouse
    @kat_the_mouse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    new watchers: peacefully enjoying
    us: *gasp* STAPLES!! 😱

  • @Adsuh86
    @Adsuh86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    Julian, you mentioned how the intensity of florescence is correlated with the age of retouching (around 6:50). Could you show us a finished project you’ve done with black light so we can see the difference between a previous conservator’s retouching and yours?

    • @everythingsfinett3903
      @everythingsfinett3903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I belive he shows the comparison in some of his videos

    • @ThereIsNoLord
      @ThereIsNoLord 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, this guy totally is monitoring the comments so your whims can be accomodated.

    • @realname6857
      @realname6857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ThereIsNoLord No need 2 be rude man, are comments not specifically for requests, opinions, remarks and reactions? the original comment is fine :)

    • @ThereIsNoLord
      @ThereIsNoLord 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@realname6857 Save that for Patreon. You literally have no idea how any of this works.

    • @steveschutte4990
      @steveschutte4990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ThereIsNoLord Julian does seem to read the comments and respond to requests if several people request something.

  • @Laluan
    @Laluan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    “Why would everything be easy?”
    ~Julian 2020

  • @Malva597
    @Malva597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +563

    "There is really not a lot of surface grime."
    There is, it's called old retouching

  • @shanettequao9043
    @shanettequao9043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +812

    Oh wow! I thought we wouldn’t be seeing you until New Year! This is a nice surprise

    • @Cybornut
      @Cybornut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Totally!

  • @09alyssat
    @09alyssat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    I love when Julian just roasts the last “conservator” to filth 😂

  • @shysugarplum7118
    @shysugarplum7118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Love how half of the comments are about how great Julian is at throwing shade at previous conservators

  • @silverluvr102
    @silverluvr102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Julian gives off "cool teacher" vibe. I love listening to him explain things

  • @normanm11
    @normanm11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Imagine him roasting the hell out of a painting previous retouching only to discover it was done by his father.

    • @synthelia7564
      @synthelia7564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Top 10 Anime Betrayals?!

    • @eva9492
      @eva9492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmaooo. That’d be something else

    • @judydoyle1124
      @judydoyle1124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bite your tongue!

  • @sarad1242
    @sarad1242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    Now THIS is the excuse I needed to postpone studying for my exam by another half hour

    • @noelleg3890
      @noelleg3890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Honestly, these are the BEST videos to procrastinate with

    • @sarad1242
      @sarad1242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@noelleg3890 Ikr, it doesn't even feel like procrastinating at all

    • @petegalvs
      @petegalvs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey, me too!

    • @StymyParsley
      @StymyParsley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      An exam between Christmas and new year? Where tf do you go to school

    • @sarad1242
      @sarad1242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@StymyParsley the exam's in late January, but it's not like I'm studying everything the week before

  • @zakaryreilly
    @zakaryreilly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    Close up on the staples tryna give me a heart attack first thing in the morning

    • @aliceharvey1226
      @aliceharvey1226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know, right?! Hahahaha.

    • @AlQubra
      @AlQubra 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The audacity

    • @mircat28
      @mircat28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The camera shows close up of staples.
      Me: Oh shit!

  • @mellowenglishgal
    @mellowenglishgal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Amateur," "staples" and "varnish was applied on top of a painting that wasn't fully cleaned"... Puts a chill in the bones, hearing Julian speak like this...

  • @Brian-mi5kg
    @Brian-mi5kg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I would love to see you put the painting under the black light after you are finished conserving it correctly. It would be cool to see how different it looks and how much less your retouching covers the painting versus the old retouching

  • @katescrimgeour3884
    @katescrimgeour3884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Julian throws shade in the most polite manner possible.

  • @razuberry
    @razuberry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    Julian: “Hey folks! :)”
    Me, instantly: :D!

    • @Laura-me4bp
      @Laura-me4bp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I genuinely waved

    • @nicolebowes6580
      @nicolebowes6580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He looked so happy 😁 magic!!!

  • @brummelbar
    @brummelbar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Cutest smile when he said "hey folks!"
    Must protect precious Julian at all cost.

  • @kayleemullins9288
    @kayleemullins9288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    “Why this was necessary and why somebody thought this was necessary”
    “That’s just simply unacceptable”
    Haha I love it when he drags previous conservators😂😂❤️

  • @thore3874
    @thore3874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Man, I love how your videos are evolving. The "chapters" are a fantastic addition! Only thing I could do a little less with was the camera movements in some parts. Maybe it's just what I'm used to at this point on your videos, but I think I really enjoy the static shots more.

  • @nonculus
    @nonculus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    I really like the moving camera in the intro but I think when you have a still frame ( like removing the surface grime ) a still camera would fit better because of the reduced wobble

    • @Trixtah
      @Trixtah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      whereas I didn't, because I felt literally sea-sick at some moments, and not because of the painting subject matter. Nothing wrong with a bit of hand-held, but zooms and pans should be way slower and less frequent, and the focus should be in-focus. I actually had to skip some of the intro and black light stuff because it got too much.

    • @jadezki
      @jadezki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yeah, I totally love the camera following Julian as a first-person-perspective, but when there is no moving from one place to another the dissonance gives me something like motion sickness.

    • @MrsStepi
      @MrsStepi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I’m really glad I’m not the only one! I enjoyed the video as always, but the moving camera was bothering me quite a bit :(

  • @abacaxi29
    @abacaxi29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    "ask me how i know. no, really dont." im sorry julian i laughed so hard

  • @thebatmary5954
    @thebatmary5954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    Him: The ship is named “The Alfred.”
    Sleep-deprived, non-apropos brain: Alfred Pennyworth would have never allowed any of the Wayne collection paintings to be treated so shamefully.

    • @debayeuxchats5607
      @debayeuxchats5607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I laughed too much at this, much too much.

    • @GreenAppelPie
      @GreenAppelPie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      In its previous condition it wasn’t worthy of the Wayne collection, it will be though after Baumgartner has finished his work on it.

    • @amazinggrace5692
      @amazinggrace5692 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right you are

  • @panaceiasuberes6464
    @panaceiasuberes6464 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    All these years I just thought it took hours for you to come up with the smart wordings following your work. After all you actually talk like that spontaneously! I'm impressed.

  • @rose4961
    @rose4961 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    All of these comments send me. This fan base is hilarious.
    Keep on keeping on, Julian. I've enjoyed your work!

  • @l.l1118
    @l.l1118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    I have the feeling Julian kidnapped his brother once again to be the camera man

  • @arg3824
    @arg3824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "Than a painting that appears to have spent its life in the bottom of a coal mine surrounded by pipe smokers" *side eyes L'Aurora*

  • @Shadowwing1994
    @Shadowwing1994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    He has a different shirt in each step. You get the impression of just how long this takes to do! So fascinating

  • @adannameli7230
    @adannameli7230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    It's just me or his voice is so peaceful and relaxing ?

    • @raeward8092
      @raeward8092 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not just you 🙂

    • @thomaseustace387
      @thomaseustace387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He literally helps me go to sleep, not because he’s boring, it’s just so damn soothing.

    • @Rubenwil
      @Rubenwil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As long as you're not the "previous conservator".

    • @terrimorrison2857
      @terrimorrison2857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fallen asleep to his videos more times than I can count. I'm with Thomas, definitely not boring...incredibly soothing.

  • @sepixsound
    @sepixsound 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    please don't ever change your format or production too much, what i've seen here until today is great as it is! always looking forward to your next work, thanks so much for sharing and letting us watch :)

  • @DismemberedHat
    @DismemberedHat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Whenever Julian talks about rabbit skin glue and how it's "akin to skinning an animal," I can feel my rabbit glaring at me more

  • @matrix3509
    @matrix3509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    This is just 37 minutes of straight dunking on the previous conservator lmao.

    • @hollygolightly8048
      @hollygolightly8048 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      WRONG. He's pointing out what he has to repair (so, he has to reference what the previous "conservator", "painter" did) hence the reason the owner brought it to him in the first place...

  • @abc4828
    @abc4828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    "I dont like rabbit skin glue. It stinks, its disgusting and it gets everywhere."

    • @narre71
      @narre71 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      combine that with the curse that is staples, one most certainly might find oneself on the path to the dark side...

    • @scarletpimpernelagain9124
      @scarletpimpernelagain9124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@narre71 accompanied by that bloody Pink Baby ......

    • @narre71
      @narre71 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@scarletpimpernelagain9124 oh god, yes that one too! It's lucky that Julian is a jedi master and can't be deterred. Us young padawans however must beware but Julian helps us see the light of the force :')

    • @danaondrackova3431
      @danaondrackova3431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Did you Just quoted SW

    • @narre71
      @narre71 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@danaondrackova3431 definitely! :D

  • @SGHmemories
    @SGHmemories 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Honestly one of the more satisfying aspects of watching Julian work is when he calmly questions the earlier shoddy attempt at conservation. He won't openly bash them on camera, but c'mon. We all know the art deserves so much better.

  • @Talpfote
    @Talpfote 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love when he says staples, that his face and voice is just a mixture of sadness, disgust and "i am not mad, I'm just disappointed"
    A true dad move.

  • @karenrobertson3379
    @karenrobertson3379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Camera pans to the side of the painting... me: *gasp* staples, oh he's not gonna like that..

  • @schoonergirl2658
    @schoonergirl2658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Oh, the pain in Julian's voice when he talks about milky varnish, overpainting and... staples! It must be heartbreaking when you examine a painting and see all these problems. Knowing that you can set things right has to be so rewarding.

    • @GreenAppelPie
      @GreenAppelPie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Restoring is rewarding

  • @wilson4180
    @wilson4180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    When I saw the staples.. a fire raged deep inside me that I didn’t know existed.

  • @bgoodellynp
    @bgoodellynp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thank you for not adding any background music! Too many YT channels ruin their videos that way.

  • @zorulka3663
    @zorulka3663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    “So while this painting has a lot of issues,”
    Man..me too

  • @GustavoLovato
    @GustavoLovato 4 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    A friend of mine has perfect pitch, and he often struggles to enjoy even high quality Broadway shows if some singers are subtly pitchy or they hit a note slightly flat or sharp. I’m a musician and can detect the more obvious issues, but in a way I’m glad I don’t have perfect pitch because I can still enjoy imperfect performances.
    I wonder, in your case, do you find that your automatically seeing all the problems as a conservator, sometimes conspires against you simply taking art in and enjoying it at a fundamental level? Just curious. :)
    Thank you so much for your amazing videos and for educating us all. Happy 2021! :)

    • @shadowfox1221
      @shadowfox1221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I was wondering the same thing during the intro.

    • @amandor
      @amandor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      great question!!

    • @pandaloves17
      @pandaloves17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I have the same problem as your friend. It is interesting to see if that is the same in the art/painting world. My husband makes quality furniture and he picks at all the chairs and sofas he sees and tells me what is wrong with them as well.

    • @nanamiharuka3269
      @nanamiharuka3269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Me and my friend are the same, he always has a critique for a performance and sometimes I’m like ‘Just enjoy it!’ but he does enjoy performances that are to his standards

    • @aserta
      @aserta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      The older i get, the less i can enjoy buildings, because i keep seeing flaws. I used to absolutely love a brick building that i'd pass by, built somewhere in the 1850's, one level, small, beautiful work. But the more i look at it, the more i see that the architect ignored the proper way to do the windows, i can see that the bricklayers split the bricks instead of properly laying them so that they fit as one piece, and the brick brow that cordons the facade is uneven, as if laid by a drunken person.
      So yeah, it must be a thing, but it's not as bad as it seems. Hm, how should i put it, it's critique out of love. Your friend, Julian above, others like us, with our increased "perfection", we wouldn't do it if we didn't love what we do. You should know, you're a musician, you can't be a musician if you don't love what you do, and i'm sure that there's some things you notice too, the older you'll get, the more they become obvious.

  • @pomder
    @pomder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Loving the new format talking to the camera and explaining all the issues with the painting in detail. The growth, the progression, the development!!

    • @carlotta4th
      @carlotta4th 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I prefer the old format (second half of the video) but I'm not against trying something new.

    • @EdwardDowner
      @EdwardDowner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@carlotta4th I agree. I'm not a fan of the new format. I preferred the nice steady closeups, and the parts that would be good on a tripod are now shaky which is distracting. The worst part is when the camera operator adds movement for no reason, eg 10:30

    • @Haselover
      @Haselover 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love the closeness and his comfort,, but the shakiness of the camera and it just not being as still makes it seem less professional,,

  • @29lookingood
    @29lookingood 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    That was 37 minutes & 28 seconds of pure bliss. I felt so calm and relaxed after watching this video.

  • @MrAmangandhi
    @MrAmangandhi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how julian explains all the little details and technicalities

  • @kidimp1503
    @kidimp1503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Even though I love art and watch these videos largely because I enjoy watching the restoration process, I must admit that Julian makes a restoration video so much better. He's like that cool uncle who shows up for you when your parents can't. Love him.

  • @janiva8551
    @janiva8551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    Julian: 🤬
    Viewers: 😡
    The previous conservator: 👀

  • @patrickhobbs3962
    @patrickhobbs3962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Watching someone calm and competent doing their job well is reassuring and satisfying.

  • @CompuKonstantin
    @CompuKonstantin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Oh god your segues are smoother than Belgian linen.

  • @michaelo9235
    @michaelo9235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When ever I watch one of his older videos then watch one like this I'm so impressed by how much the quality has improved. And thankful he's put so much work into making good content

  • @noface181
    @noface181 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how u roast all the older conservators and point out how bad they did is informative and funny

  • @clara1291
    @clara1291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This was a great reminder that handheld camera footage makes me nauseous... But I refuse to give up my Baumgartner fix!

  • @shezgill
    @shezgill 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "This is an amateur"... shots fired!

  • @mikaylamizell9151
    @mikaylamizell9151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Julian roasting old conservators is my favorite thing ever...I’m about to make a compilation.

    • @RoseKentspeth
      @RoseKentspeth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ooh, link it here! I will totally watch it!

  • @leonardodomingues9010
    @leonardodomingues9010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    pls go back to the old camera set ups, they were such clean shots and precise, much like the way you work. this new camera is super shaky and often goes out of focus.

    • @spes111
      @spes111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      For real. It really takes away from the painting

  • @GutenbergBabble
    @GutenbergBabble 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I suppose there could be a rational argument for it being considered okay, but as you can see, this isn't even the same color as the original painting." Yet another incredible, layered, eviscerating roast by Julian. MY HERO.

  • @GregAlanEdwardsEmmanuelRidge
    @GregAlanEdwardsEmmanuelRidge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I do not think I have ever watched a more patient individual in my life. I don't know how you do it. Kudos to you, Sir!

  • @degameninjanl6740
    @degameninjanl6740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I'm loving the way you talk to the camera now instead of being a voice talking from above

    • @stanrogers5613
      @stanrogers5613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And I'm doubleplus unloving it. The camera _sometimes_ eventually gets to the point under discussion. I'm here for the assessment and restoration, not some personality ASMR experience.

    • @violetagarcia2562
      @violetagarcia2562 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stanrogers5613 guess personality asmr is not for everyone

  • @DanielleP109
    @DanielleP109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I love it when the paintings have old resin and surface grime! We are in for a treat when it gets cleaned!

  • @panossavvaidis6086
    @panossavvaidis6086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Hmm, any thoughts about the camera operation? Is it me or it was a bit shakier than normal?

    • @mammies4ever
      @mammies4ever 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't particularly enjoy the different way of the camera. But yet again, I've watched his videos since the beginning (as I'm sure you have too)

    • @charmainesmith1362
      @charmainesmith1362 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hmmm yeah, can’t say I’m enjoying this camera operation either.
      Makes me feel cross eyed 🤪
      Obviously Julian wasn’t impressed either as he went back to older version which was amazing 👍

  • @allihalfo6510
    @allihalfo6510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    When Julien asked "will the client allow it?" I got an ad with Snoop Dogg and was like damn is Snoop gon let it happen?! 😂