Mayonnaise, Informally mayo Is a thick cold sauce or dressing commonly used in sandwiches, hamburgers, composed salads, and on french fries. It also forms the base for many other sauces such as tartar sauce, remoulade, salsa golf and rouiIIe. Mayonaise is an emulsion of oil, egg yolk, and an acid, either vinegar or lemon juice, there are many variants using additional flavorings. the color varies from near white to pale yellow, and its texture from a light cream to a thick gel. It is also used as an instrument, in all cultures across the world, most notably the mariana trench.
Now repeat these everyday and you can survive your whole life without money Edit : u can literally get light from fire, cook from fire, boil water, get warmth.
How can I survive with 0 money? Breakfast: We have coffee in our house so only coffee Lunch: Will go to grandma and eat there Dinner: Screw that I don't eat dinner sometimes
Sliviki:“We see a magpie catching frog and eating it” Me:”ok he is gonna catch either the frog or the magpie” No frogs was to be seen in the rest in the video... I thought he would have went to catch the frog
2:39 Slivki: "Suddenly We noticed Flying Ducks." *Pulls Out a Hunting Rifle* Also Here's this Slivki: "We also Brought This caterpillar." *See's Vains* Slivki: "..." *Cuts open and Eats*
0:20 cookie on the pigeons DON IT EAT 1:00 farming arena fields (POLAND) 1:05 rose hip fruits 🌹 1:10 goji berry 1:18 nettle leaves 1:25 burdeck root 1:36 apple sakura trees 2:03 sunflower 🌻 2:39 total solar ecilpse 🌑 2:50 daisy flower 2:54 rose tea and daisy 3:16 EW is worm of small 1.5 CM 3:34 caesar salad of nettle and burdeck 4:43 NO NO is cookie of gross out 5:18 making of fishing rod 5:40 fish sardine and blue 6:06 fish soup of burdeck and fish sardine 6:39 match box without matchstick 6:57 dried sunflower 7:57 feed of hamster 8:16 apple fish of burdeck fish nila and apples
Well if you were to survive in a city well good luck, there won't be sunflower fields, berries, barduk, apple tree and maybe nettles. You could do a video on how to survive in a city without easy access to those
5 years ago i watched your video and I was jealous because of your cat (Cause I want him to CUDDLE him :3) Now, i have a cat too :) Love from Turkey 🇹🇷
shadow clones shut up 🤐 I got a loser in the first half ha ha yeah man man that he got to the man man I got a man I got to the man 👨 man 👨 I is my I want you I got you I will be in a loser and you got me to be you like very very nice guy I will be in a loser again and you got friends to get it I will get it to you I will get
Little girl: hey mom can I feed the ducks? Mom: gives Bread Little girl : (throws bread) Silvilki show host:(kills duck with knife and takes bread) Little girl: um mommy? thank you SO much for all the likes! I’ve never had so many, I made this comment a year ago!
If you have cattail in Russia, that is good, too. The roots can be boiled, the stems taste similar to cucumber, the green immature seed heads are like cauliflower.
Reminds me of the documentary "God Knows Where I Am" The body of a homeless woman is found in an abandoned New Hampshire farmhouse. Beside the body, lies a diary that documents a journey of starvation and the loss of sanity, but told with poignance, beauty, humor, and spirituality. For nearly four months, Linda Bishop, a prisoner of her own mind, survived on apples and rain water, waiting for God to save her, during one of the coldest winters on record. As her story unfolds from different perspectives, including her own, we learn about our systemic failure to protect those who cannot protect themselves.
"We noticed flying ducks! that means they're flying somewhere." You learn something new everyday.
Lmao😆
xD
true. *i wish there was a big nose emoji******
Am the only idiot who thought that he'll go duck hunting ?
Wolf Dude no
How to survive in Russia for zero dollars:
1. Don't die
sounds like stalin giving advice to live in a communist society but okay
/gamemode c
Woah thx man
Wow dude ure so clever
@@hinzlim9166 Ну да, это на самом деле Сталин дает совет коммунистическое общество.
Little girl: Haha! I love feeding the birds!
Silviki show host: *runs out of bushes and grabs biscuits then runs back*
Little girl:
Oh that's a big bird!!!
*ok I am out.*
Fart
Gavin Janer slivki*
pikachu :o
Why are u so alone ima be friends
I would just do what Boris taught me: Go to babushka's house and say the magic words " fridge is empty, haven't eat in 20min "
That way babushka will make you a giant soup
@@khal-d7n who's Babushka
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD babushka is the russian way to say grandma
Have u seen Artyom birthday party 😀 in Life of Boris channel
@@Reyfan601 yes😊😊
IN SOVIET RUSSIA
*BIRD FEEDS YOU*
It Ukraine
He from Ukrainian
ik. it's just a meme xd and he said in russia
Lol thats a good one 🤙😂😂🤣
@Deus Vult Its Ukrainian
Oh boy!
You don't know how many college students you just saved
Food poisoned*
Well, she died
@@dailytofu7060 ?
@gaming with shrey Most of the food is vegetables so your good
Im still living on dis to dis day
0:36
"oh, he will catch those pigeon, nice try for protein intake, it would be a feast..."
*GRAB BISCUIT*
"never mind, go ahead"
20iq after 10 scomds -100 iq
so there are twists..
@Foop no
Last day on earth survival in a nutshell
Durio sp , I thought he will eat that pigeon....
Mayonnaise, Informally mayo Is a thick cold sauce or dressing commonly used in sandwiches, hamburgers, composed salads, and on french fries. It also forms the base for many other sauces such as tartar sauce, remoulade, salsa golf and rouiIIe. Mayonaise is an emulsion of oil, egg yolk, and an acid, either vinegar or lemon juice, there are many variants using additional flavorings. the color varies from near white to pale yellow, and its texture from a light cream to a thick gel. It is also used as an instrument, in all cultures across the world, most notably the mariana trench.
I know that feeling
Yes XD
Haha or a free loader. Literally everyone can survive on zero money for a day... idk what he's going on about.
ok, didn’t we all?
Sylar_Vxbes
So thanks them before you cant do it😕
Now repeat these everyday and you can survive your whole life without money
Edit : u can literally get light from fire, cook from fire, boil water, get warmth.
How about bills
Lol
Tuyen Nguyen
OUTSIDE!
I think you forgot about gas, electricity water, and more.
Oh yaa
Me: *Throws Biscuit for Pidgeons*
*See's man running and stealing biscuit*
Me: oh ok ._.
@@powerflame u can say pidgeon too...Pidgeon is a surname from an archaic spelling of pigeon
LOL
You should throw biscuits at homelesses they need it more.
"You need any help man?"
@@ivanavukovic570 *say, and also you stole that from wikipedia
3:22 Never thought you would edit swear words into your videos lol
😂
Me neither lol
yeah i was kinda surprised too! haha
Me same
Same
"We noticed flying ducks! That means they're flying somewhere."
*Hmm yes the floor is made out of floor*
Also, water is wet
Lmao
Ye water is wet.
Waters technically not wet
GER Gaming well then syrup isn’t sticky then
Man:*steals birds food*
Bird:*gives him a life threatening bird disease*
*right back at ya buckaroo*
Who else watched this video this month
Instead of a bird it may have been a bat and the disease may be a virus...........wow your comment aged well in 2020 -_-
' *A life threatening bird disease* '
BRUH HER GROWING WINS
Water Gang holy
@@blonker5630 can you predict time my man?
*Gordon Ramsay wants to know your location*
Dallas A Official LOOOOOLLLL HAHAHAHAHAH XD
Tnx for the likes😱
*Bear Grylls wants to know your location*
😂😂
That's a lot of likes this is first time
grinding the biscuit which was picked up off the ground to make sure that every part of the veggies could be well seasoned with bacteria
Not to mention it also has bird saliva
The better, cleaner recipe is not to use the biscuits at all
ikr
Bird saliva is a delicacy at my country. It is served as soup.
alfredo sauce tastes good
Yeah I have tried that. Its jelly like and its expensive.
Imagine you're feeding some birds and some rusian dude take a biscuit from the ground a ran.
Kinda stolen ngl
@@rendergreninja_9837 Some people can think the same thing and do the same think don't call it unoriginal or copied
@@metalguy7639 ok then next time if you see someone copied your comment accept it
@@realm0dev515 Exactly
Funniest thing I saw today
You know you're super broke when you're in college and you watching this
Prep school xd
@@w.m.d.9473 what
@Ms Bubble 【Nightcore】 ok thx 👍
Bruh sorry I'm litterly in 3rd grade but sorry I'm on mom's account ...
Oof
Iym
In
Pwimawy
Now do this every time you want to save money for your gaming pc
Lol
Lol
Lol
lol my wife took the kids
@@swagzza1048 lol darn karen she stole me money xD
Imagine seeing a guy with a camera scare off a pigeon, take its food, then run away
Step 1:
Go to babushkas house
Step 2:
Say"fridge is empty"
Growtopia player?
Realetabel
@@Salo0419 i play gt :D
@@lpocius But you still a noob to me
Life of Boris :))
how to survive with 0 dollars:
step 1: steal vodka from store
step 2: drink vodka
step 3: wake up the next day
Lol
Step 1: steal vodka from store
Step 2: got caught and beat up to death
Step 3: wake up the next life
Step 4: repeat
Life of every russian
Life of every Russian
The next day headline: “Russian man attacked by swarm of birds after stealing cookies”.
Ty for 8 likes
10 likes
15
Underrated comment
Bruh this is my favorite comment now
26
“Just chew and swallow”
That’s the definition of eating mah man
Khairul anwar Ismail ooo
How to survive without any money
Muslims: ez dubs
Muslims again: ill wait for Ramadhan
Muslims in ramadhan: I'll just drink water and eat dates
@@zakiplays6807 u can’t drink water in Ramadan
@@declancheong8836 IK
ZBRW
Man don't have one dollar but has all essential kitchen utensils and also hair drier and oven😂
Paycheck ran out
@@toasthead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏
He said how to eat without money, not without a house
What if he had them before but he got broke lmfao
Shhhh dont ruin it
"pigeons are big and well fat"
ohh he will hunt pigeon
reality: stole biscuit from little girl
😆
Well fat or well fed
poor people: *heavy breathing*
I'm dying here😂😂😂😂
More like *DEEP BREATHING*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
How can I survive with 0 money?
Breakfast:
We have coffee in our house so only coffee
Lunch:
Will go to grandma and eat there
Dinner:
Screw that I don't eat dinner sometimes
I only eat if i want to
@@asdasdsadApdsjkkoajkbhdiajkds Rob a groccery store, either escape with food or get caught and eat prison food
@@Adam_Lonneborg hmmm smort
Sleep for dinner
Oop~ da grandma can cook for me for 1 week
”an empty stomach is the best chef” - Boris, cooking with Boris
Da told u
He's absolutely right.
Aight
_time to eat grass_
Yea since grass is edible
@@reallordofmygirl4859 it's technically not, it can make you sick
how to become a vegan 101
Lmao just do /gamemode creative and choose your food
Hah noob! Use /give @s cooked_chicken 64
@@ezekielshorizon6 Hah noobs go rob a village
@@simeso hella pillager looking ass
This is reality not a game, idiot.
@Russian Adidas r/whoosh
Next up : Surviving with debts
lmao, just loan more money and promise to pay back it later
Lol
Lol 😂 🤣
Jun July Channel 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
3:19 In Russia,this caterpillar would say:
*i d i n a h u i !*
Ла
Россия
Joke im not Russian
Ла, ла
I thought it was blyat
How to survive?
EAT PIDGEON
No u
@@samgumboc823 *TRIGGERED*
Oh yeah yeah
oh yeah yeah brother we are the strongest oh yeah yeah
@@samgumboc823 can I eat u :3 bc I'm a cat so I eat birds
Girl:feeds birds
sliviki ahow: 5 SECOND RULE!!!
ahow
Fans of wimpy kid is all here
Ahow
Doesn't catch pigeons because people might notice.
STEALS BISCUITS THROWN BY A KID!!!!
Steals the kid and eats the kid
Sliviki:“We see a magpie catching frog and eating it”
Me:”ok he is gonna catch either the frog or the magpie”
No frogs was to be seen in the rest in the video...
I thought he would have went to catch the frog
"Stefan is small, and won't fill me." OH NO, THATS NOOOO-
Nobody:
Slivki show: *Catches goldfish and cooks them* “Fsh was really delicious!”
That was not a goldfish
@@kyoto3695 it was carp tho so same thing
@@irondragon9775 As a fishing geek im triggered it was a crucian
@@mrocelot5165 Oh sorry looked like a carp
I hate fish
Me: *looking at cat*
Cat: (chuckles) Im in danger
:whathefuck_emoji:
:clown:
asian?
Moew moew soup
So relatable
This is it the channel im looking for since i was a kid
same
2:39
Slivki: "Suddenly We noticed Flying Ducks."
*Pulls Out a Hunting Rifle*
Also Here's this
Slivki: "We also Brought This caterpillar."
*See's Vains*
Slivki: "..."
*Cuts open and Eats*
This is not wrong
Bruh
*jUsT OpEn tHe FrIdGe*
shit nigga
How about... eat the fridge
THIS BITCH EMPTY!
When you too extra to open the fridge
@@Luckyroses That's not the point, but I guess it was a joke.
"now take The cookies that we stole from pidgeons" 😂
I always spend $0 bc I live with my parents
Elijah Sisamouth you are also 5 years old
@@why_vegan4601 dude don't me so toxic
@@why_vegan4601 yeah, so what. You can't get a job until 15
You don't even have a dollar
Actually.. your parent's money is also your money..
Other title: *_How to be a professional homeless person_*
nah he ha stove, gas, clean water and utensils. Being homeless means you have very limited, if not none, of these facilities
This should be considered as a motivational video about why you should study, work and earn money😂
next up the one we all need,
"surviving a day with debt"
3:22 that got me dead 😂😂😂
😂.
@@fangamer2206 ngh
"We also brought this small callapitter"
Me: protein's protein
Catterpillar*
Not to be rude :)
@@renceljamesmateo8081 actually thank you I didn't see this reply until now but thank you.
@@renceljamesmateo8081 no, calla pitter
@@mostamazingtop6 Cappa pilter
@@Speedy6407 Cappetilar
0:20 cookie on the pigeons DON IT EAT
1:00 farming arena fields (POLAND)
1:05 rose hip fruits 🌹
1:10 goji berry
1:18 nettle leaves
1:25 burdeck root
1:36 apple sakura trees
2:03 sunflower 🌻
2:39 total solar ecilpse 🌑
2:50 daisy flower
2:54 rose tea and daisy
3:16 EW is worm of small 1.5 CM
3:34 caesar salad of nettle and burdeck
4:43 NO NO is cookie of gross out
5:18 making of fishing rod
5:40 fish sardine and blue
6:06 fish soup of burdeck and fish sardine
6:39 match box without matchstick
6:57 dried sunflower
7:57 feed of hamster
8:16 apple fish of burdeck fish nila and apples
Get a kitchen knife, rob someone, buy vodka : easy day ^^
cops find you, go to jail, free food!
@@MrSajatovic hell yeah
LOL
but then you get money
@@MrSajatovic сops? Its Ukraine and here Милиція
"soup is really good, and even edible" i'd hope its edible, otherwise i would'nt eat it
3:22 you naughty Caterpillar!
In mother Russia, PLANT OWNS YOU!
In soviet russia pidgeon feeds you
Next how to survive without house and money
...
Go to good neighbour house.
Get food from house lol
3:22
When Russian TH-cam don’t know F word is a curse word be like:
OH-
You also could Just eat nothin for a day
or trade sex for food
Or just sleep
r/whoooosh
4:44 `now take the cookies we stole from pigeon´`
lol
Poor pigeons
IKR wouldn't they be dirty?
1: Biscuts... Not cookies
2: Y HE STEAL FROM PIGEONS HE IS A THIEF GET TEH PIGEON POLICE
"How to Survive 1 Day Without Money"
*eats food at home*
*XD*
U copied that ;-;
Fuck off
With tap water ,a pot ,strainers , knives,bowls and silverware 😆
Uses power and electronics
People that live in large cities: "No. Can't do that."
Just eat plastic bags
2:41
It looks like a rabbit
Oh yeah
I see it
You have copied my comment😨😨😨😡
@@umamishra4652 I didn't see ur comment... sorry
Ye
How to survive without oxygen for a day
20% of human body is made up of oxygen, we won't even survive for 1 sec without oxygen
Periwinkle17 Ik it was a joke xD
Periwinkle17 r/wooosh
@@periwinkle1768 yes, I held my breath for 30 secs and still lived.
@@periwinkle1768 but if you hold it in it won't leave
Well if you were to survive in a city well good luck, there won't be sunflower fields, berries, barduk, apple tree and maybe nettles. You could do a video on how to survive in a city without easy access to those
You just dumpster dive in the city. Food is thrown out by people every day
@Evan Radl with legs
No problem In city everything is available in garbage boxes
Well OK.
But what about winter? ;_;
Go to hobo shelter
M4D_D0G0
Then *_DEATH_*
eat your neighbors
Eat the yellow snow, it is very nutricoUs
Fucking hunt a bear
I survive without money every day
Kalwasio, Analysis
Me too
@@mawfvillette you mean *slivki analysis?*
@@bonkatomicpunch3704 yeah bud
@@mawfvillette lol
Damn it's been 5 years time do fly fast miss your old content but keep up the good work
Or YOU COULD EAT THE HAMSTER...........
I’m just kidding DO NOT EAT THAT HAMSTER
Edit:thx for the like appreciate it!
Or he COULD eat it
I'm not kidding
Must feed on little hamsta boi.
That’s cruel ;-;
0:16 Stephan is tiny I wouldn't get full...
He tought of eating Stephan...
He can't eat it...
BECAUSE I ALREADY DID.
3:22 wow first time he added a swear in his video
i laughed out loud XDD
not the first time in one video he said suka
go on google translate if you dont know what that means
@@karmenfranjcec8415 yes
when he tried to brake a bottle
Spoder Man in one of his videos I heard him say cyka
@@karmenfranjcec8415 suka isnt swear in russian language
I remember watching this as a kid.. So much nostalgia for some reason 😂
just ask some vodka from our comrade.. because its OURS
lmao
Racist
Next vid: living one day with -50$
That's called getting a job to repay debts
*month
Now the homeless people can survive
If they had a device to watch it.
Fuck i looked
Correction if they had a device AND had WiFi
Shit dude...god damn..
Alot of them do
But they have no charger
@Keith is keith is I see this 👌 I have to slap myself now let me look at your profile pic.......
3:22 lmao 😂 u never thought he would not curse
if i saw that apple tree...and there is no money left in my pocket....i will say that thus tree is mine bruhh😂😂😂
In mother russia you steal neighbors potatos if you got no money
Ukraine
Nostalgic, came back to this video after so long again
Nobody:
Extreme cheapskates:
N
i
G
E
R
He stole the biscuits 😋🤣🤣🤣. That was literally the funniest part. Russians are natural comedians👍👍😁
Are you a 6 year old?
Why Do Russians Have Calm Voices That Are So Relaxing~ UwU
He's from ukraine...... Russians have more of a.... well.. *SCREECHY ASS VOICE*
cause they are nice people
Just wait till the Winter
Mmmmmmm wholesome
Cause of *_COMMUNISM_*
5 years ago i watched your video and I was jealous because of your cat (Cause I want him to CUDDLE him :3)
Now, i have a cat too :) Love from Turkey 🇹🇷
dont turkey have a lots of cat why dont you just get them?
@@yellowertwat653 I know I'm not that dumb.
Me too 😍
@@Random-xp9ew yep they are every were also the dogs
@@the-red-ghost I don't know why turkey have a lot of dog turkey is an islam country.
i love how this is a innocent and kid friendly video, and then there is just a caterpillar who say "fu#k off!!"
5:43
‘Now we take small shower’
It sounds like shovel but I heard shower
How i survive a day without money
Stay home, watch all day, and eat everything in the fridge
*Simple*
But all is rotten
If you ran out of food, go to Babushka's home.
Well its says how to survive without money but not without food so
You could feed a whole army of hamsters! Lol
This is one of my favorite videos.
Do more of these please.
How to survive 1 day without money
Me: Minecraft
XD
shadow clones shut up 🤐 I got a loser in the first half ha ha yeah man man that he got to the man man I got a man I got to the man 👨 man 👨 I is my I want you I got you I will be in a loser and you got me to be you like very very nice guy I will be in a loser again and you got friends to get it I will get it to you I will get
@@hamstermam6404 ?
@@hamstermam6404 ?
@@hamstermam6404 ?
0:22 I thought he said “a park where kids fed Asians”
WTF 🤣🤣🤣
Demonpig is racist
@@beefncheesearchives8650 thats not racist stupid
Dont be racist wtf
That’s kinda funny tbh I wish I heard that first
3:22
"Fuck off!"
Well that's the first time sliviki needed to type swear words.
Little girl: hey mom can I feed the ducks?
Mom: gives Bread
Little girl : (throws bread)
Silvilki show host:(kills duck with knife and takes bread)
Little girl: um mommy?
thank you SO much for all the likes! I’ve never had so many, I made this comment a year ago!
sounds like cyanide and happiness
It's a pigeon, not a duck
Is this supposed to be funny? 😐
Silvilki?!
it’s called a joke okay? and it is funny your just a karen
THIS BLOODY LEGEND JUST HELD STINING NETTLES WITH NO PROBLEMS
That wasn't stinging nettles it was a type of nettle that only itches
Free food seemed better than my everyday food.
How to survive without legs and hands
Well I guess you're screwed
Eat *aSs*
Feed me Feeeed me!
go commit GULAG
Picklerick
Big cities in America waste a lot of perfectly good food. So at night just go dumpster diving and you get a feast for free.
Saosaq Ii me and my girl does that in Denmark to save some extra on the food bill
You described a college kid living in new york
Saosaq Ii are you describing collage kids
Make 24h in city without food
Stand on side of street with a sign begging for food/money during peak hours. There you go.
If you have cattail in Russia, that is good, too. The roots can be boiled, the stems taste similar to cucumber, the green immature seed heads are like cauliflower.
More like "Vegan's Routine"
-Đ a n t ē- vegans eat fish?
@@xaviation5144 probably no. They're vegans, though.
@@xaviation5144 it's pescaterian
thats deep 😂😂
He ate fish.
I dont know about you guys but im just gonna grab those apples on the tree, stuff mah bag full with it and survive with it for the rest of the day.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaahahahauahahaahahahaahahahaahahaahahahaahahahahahahahahhhaaahaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahauauayaauuh
Reminds me of the documentary "God Knows Where I Am"
The body of a homeless woman is found in an abandoned New Hampshire farmhouse. Beside the body, lies a diary that documents a journey of starvation and the loss of sanity, but told with poignance, beauty, humor, and spirituality.
For nearly four months, Linda Bishop, a prisoner of her own mind, survived on apples and rain water, waiting for God to save her, during one of the coldest winters on record. As her story unfolds from different perspectives, including her own, we learn about our systemic failure to protect those who cannot protect themselves.
Or just don't eat at all
*_Just buy food before hand_*
Boom, your done
I just love how he made the caterpillar say,as quoted;"fuck off"
But what if you dont have a home to cook in?
And the fish carries deseases so watch out!
Really good content almost no one makes videos like this
cooking food exists and rubbing sticks together which will make heat, therefore causing fire.