I understand completely. Some people are so quick to put their children on the school bus or drop them off at school knowing they either just gave them their meds right before or forgot completely. They know what their kids are like without the meds, so why do they expect others to deal with them without some kind of help?
Nope, they never cared about the teachers safety like that😂 when two kids start fighting in the hallways, everybody starts looking for a teacher instead of the security officers and the teachers are like...I dont think so🙅♂️🙅♀️my insurance doesnt cover high school fight related accidents
I’m a teacher and I was hissed at last school year for the first time by a 5th grader and I laughed so hard he started looking at me like I was crazy and then later I told his mom and I couldn’t stop laughing. Then the other day my 5 year old niece hissed at someone, and I was like this is just passive aggressiveness.
I’ve been a Spec. Ed. sub teacher for 12 years. I did time as a Gen. Ed. sub teacher for 4 years. I got poop on me the other day, and that day was *still* better than any day in Gen. Ed. Once, a guy came into class, saw me and said, “Oh, man, what’re YOU doing here”? I told him, “Bad karma.”
Parents appreciate your kids teachers. Show them some love. Support them because we need them! I’ve met two Uber drivers in the last couple months that have both left teaching to taxi for a living! What does that say about our school system!? It’s pathetic!
I don't blame you, I shouldn't have been eating during your set❣ Now I have sticky rice to clean up❣ That was hilarious ❣ I, myself, have been in the detention room. A girl named Tiffany offered to stab me in the head. I laughed at her and said to aim for a soft spot, like my stomach. We were cool after that! I wasn't scared of her at all! By the way, she looked more like a Maude than a Tiffany. Let that sink in. I was in my thirties then, with two daughters at home. Now I am 47 and don't work at the school. Not a chance! Grace
Omg this happened to me in real life. I had a student pretend to be a cat and hiss at me when I told her to do her work. I was actually impressed with cat sounds she was making, so realistic. The student was 12 and on the spectrum. Don't like that he referred to that student as crazy though. Probs best he isn't a teacher anymore.
I've had jobs when electricity or heat went out in a building. If your working in a kitchen or an office building where windows don't open... that means you go home. Wahoooo
I ALWAYS wondered how my teachers stomached coming back to school the next day bc the kids were soooo bad 🤣 (Please don't click on my face. I'm a germaphobe.)
@@OrlandoBaxter No prob homie!!!! You should get shirts made that say"it's not my fault". Lololol!!!!! Oh and"I thought people had the ability". Lololol!!!! Those punchlines are on the money!!!!
every normal child should enjoy making animal noises in class.. not because of mental health issue but just because it s fun and it s forbidden.. hell, i was an exemplary student and an obedient child.. when i think back i wish i did cat noises in class.. we re treating children like if the normal thing for them is to be obedient or lethargic
This was great!!! My anxiety just left my body! I wish comedians knew they’re like meds to people with anxiety and depression...thank you!!!
Yes!!! They are an amazing gift!!🎁🤗
Does this count as taking our meds? 😁
A M 😂
The best me
Remember that saying ,laughter is the best medicine,with out laughter, this would be a very sad world indeed.
Very true! Laughter is very healthy for the mind and body! Humor has gotten me through many rough days. :)
Loved this so much. "You don't go back to the general population"... absolutely hilarious!! :D
"I got tired of driving to work every day hoping the building was on fire". How many of us who aren't teachers have done that!?!
Everyday and twice on Sundays lol.....
Basically, yes, right now, yes, everyday, yes, always, yes, tomorrow morning, yes.
And one juvenile court social worker. 🖐
Omw there now. Smh
IAmChosen ThePoet 😂
"You on your meds today?.....'No'...."then get the heck back on the bus." 😂😂😂
stop giving away jokes you turd
I read this right before he said it.... still funny as hell!!😂 Its all in the delivery!😂
Man, after working with juvenile delinquents for 30 years, could I relate to this. Give ME some meds!
Great work Orlando!
That was good!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Catboy!
“He’s purring now! Dying😂😂🤣
"He's purring now." Oh my. Love this guy!
“I got tired of driving to work wishing the bldg. was on 🔥🔥” Classic💯😂😂😂 Flatlined a minute in!
He was probably a good teacher but he's an even better comedian. Good career move!
Derek's making cat noises ,lmao🤣🤣🤣 dudes funny!!
"Tired of wishing the building was on fire" lol. This guy is hilarious!
I understand completely. Some people are so quick to put their children on the school bus or drop them off at school knowing they either just gave them their meds right before or forgot completely. They know what their kids are like without the meds, so why do they expect others to deal with them without some kind of help?
thats child neglect on parents part... school should call child services or fine the parent for this. Im sure the parent will remember every morning.
Annette Cheramie : They would probably have a miraculous recovery of the memory after that.
This is hilarious because it’s so very true. And also a bit sad. But true. And so funny! Thank you!
Just brilliant. Shared this with all my teacher friends, they can relate!
Nope, they never cared about the teachers safety like that😂 when two kids start fighting in the hallways, everybody starts looking for a teacher instead of the security officers and the teachers are like...I dont think so🙅♂️🙅♀️my insurance doesnt cover high school fight related accidents
"back on the bus" 🤣
I relate to this on so many levels... High School teacher 👨🎓👨🎓
Hilarious Dude. You reminded me of my time as a special ed teacher. It’s a safety issue! Hahahahaha!
Hahaha. I am a substitute teacher for 4 years now, and I understand what he is talking about.
He is sooooo talented, keep going!!!!!!!
0:45
My favorite part...I laughed so hard I don't care it's 3.12 AM. 😂😂😂😂😂
So true, just keep the stapler and sissors away from the students.😅
This is hilarious. And so true.
Orlando,tx for ur reply,I literally had tears coming down my face with this skit! You are hysterical!!
I'm ur new fan😚😁
Lol...I teach special education,5th and 6th. And did ISS,I can totally relate,😂😂
My hat is off to you!!
@@OrlandoBaxter ...it's a little taste of Hell,🤣
Indeed! At least I'm prepared if I do head south after I'm dead😎🤣
So good at his craft!
Patricia N You can tell he speaks from experience! :)
Omg, I seriously almost peed my pants a little with this guy 😂 😂 🤣
I’m a teacher and I was hissed at last school year for the first time by a 5th grader and I laughed so hard he started looking at me like I was crazy and then later I told his mom and I couldn’t stop laughing. Then the other day my 5 year old niece hissed at someone, and I was like this is just passive aggressiveness.
He's purring now. Lmao!
I LOL at that 😹😹😹
Caroline Murray
I friggin laughed my mascara off!
Man, you are so funny!😅
I’ve been a Spec. Ed. sub teacher for 12 years. I did time as a Gen. Ed. sub teacher for 4 years. I got poop on me the other day, and that day was *still* better than any day in Gen. Ed.
Once, a guy came into class, saw me and said, “Oh, man, what’re YOU doing here”?
I told him, “Bad karma.”
Great stuff! He's hilarious! It's obvious his experiences have given him ample material! So funny! :)
I’m a dog man anyway, nice ending
GSD fan Amen!
😂😂😂😂Loved it!
Lol. I work in education and its getting pretty scary with these kids. Lol!
I really enjoyed you!!
Yep. I’ve definitely been hissed at by a student.
You wouldn’t be crying! 🤣. I can relate.
E K Daufin subbing was tough
They never care about the teachers’ safety!!!! 😁😱😳
Omg this was funny. My tummy hurts from laughing.
Samantha Peters glad you enjoyed it
Someday cat boy will vote.
Lol lol funny Great Job Orlando.
Sadly teachers nowadays have to deal with kids with meds
MrSuperman2307 the ones without are worse!
Very clever comedy!!!!
They can turn a pencil into a weapon .
He is hillarious! 😅😅😅
I have experienced this!!!!!
Preach it, maan! 26th year teachung coming up! Lol
God bless you lol
parent should be fined when they send the child to school without meds
GoddessCynthia92 🙏🏾
Annette Cheramie it will never happen but I agree 😂
Those sharpeners are fun to turn though, even without the pencil
Parents appreciate your kids teachers. Show them some love. Support them because we need them! I’ve met two Uber drivers in the last couple months that have both left teaching to taxi for a living! What does that say about our school system!? It’s pathetic!
I love it!
Hilarious!!
🤣🤣🤣
I don't blame you, I shouldn't have been eating during your set❣ Now I have sticky rice to clean up❣ That was hilarious ❣ I, myself, have been in the detention room. A girl named Tiffany offered to stab me in the head. I laughed at her and said to aim for a soft spot, like my stomach. We were cool after that! I wasn't scared of her at all! By the way, she looked more like a Maude than a Tiffany. Let that sink in. I was in my thirties then, with two daughters at home. Now I am 47 and don't work at the school. Not a chance! Grace
He's purring...then he hissed at me
If you know that the kid is doing cat behavior and he hissed at you you should have barked back like an angry dog.
AJXSJS
And if someone had a cell to catch that exchange,omg ,would be viral in no time😂😂
great job
I know exactly what he's talking about. 😆
I take meds and this is hilarious
ROTFL!!! 😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️
Omg this happened to me in real life. I had a student pretend to be a cat and hiss at me when I told her to do her work. I was actually impressed with cat sounds she was making, so realistic. The student was 12 and on the spectrum. Don't like that he referred to that student as crazy though. Probs best he isn't a teacher anymore.
Been there done that as a Social Worker
Manuel Garcia social workers have it hard as well
He is Orlado/basketball not Orlando/soccer😂😂😂
Funny
I've had jobs when electricity or heat went out in a building. If your working in a kitchen or an office building where windows don't open... that means you go home. Wahoooo
If people were allowed to put their hands on their children half these kids wouldn’t need medication!!!!
tinybrownin
Omg,We think alike 🤣
Good stuff, teaching is such a mess, these days.
I instantly thought of the Dolan twins when they used to hiss alot😭
It would have been funny when the student hissed at him for the teacher to growl and then barked at him.
Lmao i love this
I ALWAYS wondered how my teachers stomached coming back to school the next day bc the kids were soooo bad 🤣 (Please don't click on my face. I'm a germaphobe.)
Cuz funny!!!!!!
@@OrlandoBaxter No prob homie!!!! You should get shirts made that say"it's not my fault". Lololol!!!!! Oh and"I thought people had the ability". Lololol!!!! Those punchlines are on the money!!!!
Catboy!!! Hooot!! Thumbs way up!!
Hahahahahah
I'm a dog man anyway...
All hilarious but "I'm a dog man anyway" was comedy GENIUS finish.😁👍
That one got me too! Great line. Very funny guy!
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0:15 he sounds like Chapelle
I think the cat noise kid was a furry
very funny.
😂😂😂😂
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
every normal child should enjoy making animal noises in class.. not because of mental health issue but just because it s fun and it s forbidden.. hell, i was an exemplary student and an obedient child.. when i think back i wish i did cat noises in class.. we re treating children like if the normal thing for them is to be obedient or lethargic
Way to make fun of a kid with mental health issues. Hilarious.
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